Burd and slime thread

I must sleep.

same

BUT I FUCKING CANT

yay anime!

don't wake up

♥
*hugs* sleep wel

link rap good

Y-you too

hes a rap god my nigga

wasn't talking to you FAG

Fuck you, bird nird.

;-;

i aint black

Clockork why are you a pedo

There is a lot of SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! in there.

Apologize

lol never.

You save pictures of shit. for breakfast?

Your fricken dead kiddo...

FRICKING FRICKS

WHEN WILL THEY LEARn

I'm shakin' in my heckin' boots

bump

Fucking useless loser.

Scat is gud.

nnf. more.

In going to not call you gross for saying that but infact compare you to that scat man that sings that song. You're about the same age as him.

Savage.

frick

Make me you literal pile of rubbish.

...meow

...

oh gosh .////////////////.

...

I'm so fucking close right

I will go easy on you nerds and calm down.

...

Pussy.

/

...

don't fucking group link me.

...

[Forrest fires internally]

Forest*

...

...

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand came.

filtered.

bro that shit pissed me off the first time I read it

...

...

creepy

you have weird stuff saved.

not a fan of gumball?

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS IMAGE

Fucking great is what it is.

I can already imagine it did.

gender confusion is my turn on

...

...

Is that all you got, you- old, Senile, Creep?

...

Why would I want to make you cry?

my heart is vantablack™

Come back

Interesting..

You don't.. I was only joking. honest.

it's looking like silent hill outside

b u l d g e

What are you two actually doing in there, anyway?

o
w
o

its 4:44 and I feel like I am frozen in fucking time

its 1:44
and i feel same

WHAT THE FUCK DO I DO TO SLEEP

stop being such a fag L O L

go watch your anime niglord

I'll watch ur anime

would drink

Best to stay up then tbh.

you eat yummy food and tastys drinks
and lay down in comfy blankets on a nice soft inviting bed and lay there in dankness and pure silence with no light at all in ur room pure blackness and pass out peacefully

RARHGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

I did the food and drink part

M-Me too.

I am doing dramatic line readings.

Off of what?

I was thinking about inviting you guys to moba but this is a horrible time to get salty so I abstained

mhm

Royale with Cheese - Yesterday at 10:29 PM
I'm no hero - just a Yordle with a hammer.

;3

You're reading dramatically?

Don't project

Well, no, just saying things.

I'd literally never do that.

(Luka❤)
saved!

mistakes
were
made

Should I call you null from now on, then?

...

that wouldn't make any sense. so no.

better luck next time ;)

Nully projects a lot.

man I love ze german versions

I do not care. I am a different person from null, so calling me null would make no sense.

...

luka got a fish

...

Deflecting

haha buzzwords are fun

Sorry. I'm just idle talking for whatever reason.

it's cool.

sure?

the pic said so

That reminds me. Was there supposed to be something wrong with 10x? He talked to me earlier and seemed kind of chill.

I have no idea. I don't know that person really at all. I've only interacted with them like three times.

i like 10x
but I'm pretty sure he dropped berns nudes publicly

youtube.com/watch?v=njPylbInymQ

I guess it's all before my time

Bern the boy?

ye

goggles yo got internet yet? i'm trying to get a new provider but telstra are being the biggest conts

everything is you literal child.

Attempting somnum noctis

goodbye

The boy that liked really dirty feet :/
Eh.

I tried out one of those comparing websites and am trying out a newer company similar to tpg. I think I'm going to be on nbn for some high speeds

I'm a semi old poster now, right?

ban children

really? lucky, iunno when we're meant to get nbn connection but i'm gonna try a fixed wireless plan from a different provider and see how it goes, anything better then this!

are you? I wouldn't know. being gone for three years means I'm essentially only 6 months old around here.

i want one.

knee

...

I wasnt a fan
but bern was very popular

Yeah they're pretty full of themselves.

I've been here for like 3.5 years.

so the entire time I was gone plus the entire time I've been back.

Sleep well.

I'm new hi

/hits on u

Hi new, I'm dad.

I remember talking with them a few times. For some reason that feet talk was the only thing I remember about them. Also leopard skin or something comes to mind but I have no idea what the context is.

hi new im dad

...

ohohohohh

Bern was GREAT.

owo so many daddies

Dadmind.

Just because you deserve it.

Why did everyone hate bern again?

i want SD to like me too! ;~;

BECAUSE HE LIED ABOUT BEING A GIRL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

wel lactually
I'm in the minoritty
most people liked bern

but we had alot of personal disagreements and I never really got over that

Coconatsu!

Guys I have to come clean.
the truth is... I'm actually a girl.

huh? ._.

But I do..?

I always knew it.

Bern seemed okay to be. To be honest a lot of people seemed okay when everyone disliked them. I thought Alice was fine.

hey

♥ SD noticed me today!!!
*hugs tight*

bishoujo flat chest-sama

Please don't treat me any differently. In fact treat me as if I never told you and got have no idea.

well you are ewlcome to your OBVIOUSLY WRONG opinion

Shota is fine too.

What a repugnant post. I love it.

How's Luka today?

I think I already treated you like a girl before though.

me?

I have to come clean again.. I'm actually a boy pretending to be a girl pretending to be a boy.

My fetish!

luka is bored and feeling left out, luka want a hug from sd...

I know it baby

God damnit

Hai!
How are you doing
mai goddess

miss bender

feku the smelly poopy boy

brad the cringepost cucklord-kun

Do you have that pic of that fat dude with yuis hair?

not a cucklord stop bullying me

yo fryman

its only banter you're alright :D

yes okai back I went to get pastries

Yey
you too :3

what kind of pastry

custard of course

i'm doing healthy.

*hufs*

I wanna see boybands but it's 4 months away

yaaaaaaaaaaaay!

...

yay

What kinda things do you enjoy?

its perfectly normal for a healthy young shounen to experience some ero in his daily life

Why not do something?

Well, nothing really changed at all.

What did you get for me?

.SUDDEN CRUSHING LATE NIGHT DEPRESSION ANDD EXISTENTIAL DREAD

i shouldn't ask

First time o saw the show it was on last night. So stupid

Okaerinasai

I've been going through existential stuff since I turned 20 in november

i'm 20 not 40 i am too young for this. existentialism plz go

I might have forgotten how to play stracraft too

most tiresome pastrytrip ever it took planes a bus and sleeping for a week

hai2u and hufs2u too

I forgot tbh

Where did you go, neru?

I did not miss you or anything.

There is also something really dumb that I need to confess later.

Were the pastries good

I didnt like it at first but it grew on me quick
I liove it after seeing all the episodes

It's gotten pretty easy to get over it but if you start to dwell on it it surges back real fast

to get pastry

thereis too much stuff in the world and so little time and no backstreets to worry about stuff like that

totally worth

Where does someone who lives in pastry land go to get more pastry?

Well, good, because you are awful at keeping secrets.

You should tell me of your secrets too

Dardar, fessing up?

What is this

aaa I hope nothing awful happened

I am not drunk enough for this.

you're that shonen?

because it's 3 AM
and mc d doesn't open for another 3 hours ;~;
♥ *snuggles tight*

Continue drinking!

Nothing like that. I will tell you eventually.

4:20

what a cute bird

More drinks!

im too lonely for anything erotic to happen

i bet the petrol station is open at 3 am

*noms on custard*

just talking to them about the character in general.

Very convenient too!

it depends on the pastry but itis a secret

yeah... but it's got nothing good like

a wrap
filling with real eggs
and bacon
and ham
and sausage
and cheese
and hashbrowns all wrapped up in a beutiful filling healthy breakfast~ ♥

Listen man all I'm saying is I didn't ask for it and specifically said I didn't want it at all. basically rape yo
This song perfectly shows how I felt/feel

IWas actually going to pastry but I might be etoo sleepy and just put bed

yey bebop is awake! ^w^

No. No more drinks.

@bebop
I like tat j cole song now

r u glutton

my station has tons of gud stuff
my favorite are the steamed buns and fried chicken with rice topped off with fermented radish

tooth brush and nana~
*hufs warmly*

Hentai but everything is censored by conveniently placed things

Wait that actually is rape though right? If you say you don't want it but end up liking it anyway? My body betrayed me :^)

I have some idea. It would be really cool if I got it right
BTW were you born in Denmark ?

to sleepy to drink

Istill have to toobhrtsuh birst

I'm going to die some day but when it's over I won't care

from my "perspective" existence stops, there's literally nothing left, there is no anything. when I'm dead from my "perspective" the rest of the infinity of time passes by instantaneously. if my consciousness were uploaded to a computer, would I even know? when I go to sleep I get a similar effect of death, I have no perception and time passes instantaneously.

in star trek transporters create an exact copy of you by dematerializing you into pure energy and reconstruction you, because of this you technically die every time you transport, but from the copy's perspective nothing happened, so you technically die but there's an exact replica of your consciousness that IS you but not quite.

I'm trying to wrap my head around death and I'm getting nowhere

Nonsense. Pour another

These are good

aaa why would you think that

wat

i'm jelous, we don't have fancy stuff like that here..... you rich kids and ur fancy restaurant gas stations...

But I was not asking you to drink.

...

>_<
i'm scared of metal music!
it's.... so harsh and sharp...

yush
it will help with sleepys

...

MAYBE I WOULD if I was not sleepy

What?

we have the generic sushi n stuff too but they arent that bad. what does your station have?

Death is pretty scary tho, I'd hate to die soon and have wasted my whole life studying.

Go sleep. I am going as well anyway. We can do it another day.

not that...

just some overpriced pop and chips...

I would say that is one of their toned down songs and isn't about killing. It's more of a motivational song

Because if your part another nationality. I might know

Imight stay for one nowait after tootbhrush but no more

that's the shitty thing, I can't /willpower/ my way out of thinking about death. it's like trying to force yourself to sleep while high on meth, it just can't happen

GO SLEEP YOU DINGUS

You already made your departing post!

Mayonnaise

yeah... but still.
oh well...

i want that loot crate... but eh... im unsure about regrets and junk.
i just don't know what to get online anymore...

then do something you do like.

You don't have to not think about it, just accept it as it is.

But why are you still awake?

I should do this more often lmao

I decided I'm not getting it, if I want cowboy bebop swag I'll just buy it

I've accepted I'm going to die, I just naturally try to wrap my head around how my perspective will be when I die.

when I was a little kid I used to think that when you died you would live the life of the person born right after you. the afterlife makes no sense, but hey, not like I can KNOW it doesn't

Are you dying soon?

thats one option

just convert to a religion before you die.
or make up something else, but it's kinda useless to stress what it would be like.

becuase i woke up at 9 pm ish
so this practicaly like an after noon to me?

me 2

wat cowboy bebop stuff you got already?

are you saying your mcdonalds arent open 24/7?
you live in a truly inferior region

Everyone will die eventually, no need to stress about it.

Why did you wake up so late?

well maybe
Iwould not share

yes okai going

toothbursh makes me more awake

I want to ask you later in private but I wouldn't tell anyone else what my guess is!

you can die at any minute, but it's weird that I've started thinking about it since I turned 20. I'll deal with this shit when I turn 30

I'm not stressing I'm just confused

no all-day breakfast either

because i slept during the day

how

But I am mindless sheep, I need an education!

Why not try to fix that sleeping schedule?

Neat.

fix?

what kind of fish

random drumming at 3am is the best. arms are fire and my heart already felt like it was going to explode/ this is great

I got nothing

so what shall you do? starve until then?
you should try to buy some food you can consume at home

that is correct

endlessly confused

then finish and do fun thing

a tiny seamonky kind that stays alive

why not? ;~;

like what?

Like to have a somewhat normal sleeping schedule.

I would think that'd be the usual way to see it.

When your unsure if anyone you know irl actually knows you post here.

Never looked at anything other than a shirt of it and someone sent me the link, didn't go out of my way to see. I don't own anything anime related(unless you count OG Gundam stuff)

....n-normal????

To this day, I'm insanely grateful, but you know what? I wish she was still with us. She taught our autistic son how to tie his shoes, and every time I watch him do so, I think of her, and miss her.

instant noodles!!!

also isnt it impossible to keep seamonkeys alive around you?

Go to all the dance events in Netherlands and Belgium

u have gundam??
:O

show me!

they taste bad

yea they froze

Yeah, I have at least a dozen of them. I never took most of them out of the packaging, no clue why back then but nowadays they're worth a pretty penny. Not gonna sell them though because sentimental meaning

It'd be more constant and healthy.

model kits?
or?

didn't work out the 15+ other times...
what makes this time different?

but there are tons of different kinds
you probably had a bad experience. Which one tasted bad for you?

does that mean you cant keep fish where you live? how would you keep them from freezing?

will you look after it?

mostly yeah
tfw never own real life sized Gundam like the one in Japan

Maybe you just procrastinate on bed too much.

the cheap affordable 50cent noodles

by keeping my house too hot for me

i feed them
but they die ;~;

i have a couple unbuilts just like you!

clean tank?

she has pretty lips and mouth and eyes and glasses and hair~ *swoons*

because all my friends are awake? and i don't want to sleep all my time away... when could be with my thread freinds instead?

no

baby eggs still in there.

the one you cook on stove top? there are better options

also wouldnt you want the house to be warmer if its cold?

testing something

how come u got baby seamonkey egg?

expensive options

i want my temp, but my temp too cold for animals

>///< lewd trip

because not all hatch at once.

Are they still hatching!?

well dont you have extra money because you dont really know what to buy online anymore?
small luxuries are blissful

nah
the tank dried up and froze

I wanna save up for pats

i dont want to use it on...... noodles

my mucus was burning a little last night i thought i would have a sore throat but i dont

Well then, I just prefer to go with the casual hours.

maybe you could pick up cooking as a hobby? you seem to have a lot of time and rely on fast food quite often

When will you hatch more?

Summer?

casual?

huh?

i can cook. i dont rely on it.

yup!

do u have ms

Help

Microsoft?

The usual daytime hours.

i thought we were friends!!!

What
?

multiple sclerosis deary

how do u mean

I do not understand.

sure enough

the kewl people and freinds in thread are asleep during my daytime hours

my eyes are healthy tho...

...

oh well.
Was I able to distract your hunger? I hope I was useful to you.

gross

Try peeling off your face

i thought we were on okay terms
do i have to bully you?

yeah... and this cup of yogurt.

what no i mean to the second thing to clarify i only thought the last sentence sounded gross

whenever I snort anything I'm always like "ugh [insert drug here] has the worst drip ever"

then I thought, does ANYTHING have a good drip?

yoghourt is expensive tho :P
i was beaten by a cup of dairy product
so what occupies you now?

well i didnt mean it that way
i dont like to lewd people online unless it triggers them in a funny way

u should do that to me i could act triggered in a funny way even tho i secretly like it

Quit doing drugs

Oh well then, not like there's helping that then.

im sorry but that offer disgust me and the thought of lewding you makes me want to puke

besides i take the aggressive hot bod cool boy approach when i do

LOL

you.
and this youtube playlist of videos.

at least you help, by being around for me~

understandable!
gay!(?)

ha ha he really got me bard l o l how are u

only drug I do anymore is weed but the thought randomly popped into my head after joking to myself about snorting one of my meds

you dont have to go so far as to say me
im not very entertaining but i appreciate your attempts of making amends to the yogurt roast

how is it gay to act out the part of a guy when I am a guy

there was no roast tho

yes im a little confused about it at the moment but im sure it is gay somehow...

2017 is the year when fish quits smoking cigarettes and starts getting /fit/-ish

gonna take all year to do it though

u cant do it

watch me bitch

ppoopypbutty

I know you had no intentions of it, but I just see it that way because im a debby downer and masochistic

i guess it is somewhat gay
after all bc is a he :^)

WAKE ME UP

shutup faggot

tee bee aych this is false falalala how was xmas for u

WAKE ME UP OUTSIDE

dont be so down
you're allowed to be in my presence and talk with, right?
you should feel happy to have me around~

*dabs*

goodness

Oh yeah Ikt I saw you on /cuteboys/ the other day

srsly though, by the end of the year I hope to be done with cigarettes and just smoke weed instead,

and I'm getting a bike and love biking so I'll probably start going out to trails n shit

gotta get that shit in before summer tho, I'm probably gonna have a solid 4-5 months where I can't do shit without heat stroke

dnr

Rate

bloodchan likes kitten pictures

would kiss/10

I'll be starting my transition next year, hopefully I'll be passable by the end of the year.

First thing is to install black watanabe rims and then I'll probably go for flip up headlights.

Uwa .///.

yes im sure
ur thing w her was 'cute' as they say

i hate trans

Going for a black/white panda paintjob in the summer.

Bard, do you recommend music well?

spent it locked up in my dark room and my gifts consisted of money being slipped through under the door crack.

i guess :)
even though that sounds somewhat conceited its not a lie

information is useless to me ive been blocked

...

Isn't she from Hamster hentai thing

it was ironically conceited.

sad! whats wrong w u it "sounds" like ppl were right out the door

I think so
what genre would you like a reccomendation in .//.

Bard's worst subject is music

Yeah

Come on Ikt, get with the program

u thought wrong >x(

oh shit nigga i just saw your trip?
know what i found like half hour ago?

i dont

the picture dammit

so is life's boredom gnawing away at you too
?

there was a party at my house
it was really annoying and the little kids wouldnt shut up

death metal and heavy rock originating from jp
stuff like that if you know any

oh ur lookin through old pics huh. what possessed u to do that?

おかえりなさい、ソトさん。

yeah....

gnawing away at me.

u should have hung out bro big mistake!

sorry my dude that falls out of my knowledge

damn how weird would it be buying only one shoe

bikkos cool

I don't eat hentai while watching lunch!

does that mean your life sucks too?

no one my age and i dont do well with social situations

oh well its not common
how about any good weeb music

and ur parents just let u get away w this???

...

they live with me
they know what they are dealing with

since when does she have a cat?

i think u are TRYING TOO HARD!!!
but w/e maybe u will get over it bye

if anything im not trying at all

...

in my own way

Alway

never

...

See

orewaa

*pet*

...

...

...

these situations call for happy looking pictures and emotes :D

is that from 2hu

Hello hello.

not really
its from shibayan
they cover alot of 2hu stuff
but i mean this is their song

Shibayan Bossa Nova tho

We should play Princess Maker together sometime.

moar

wuz that

i dont have anymore you need to figure this out yourself too

A game where you have to raise a literally god given daughter from age 10 to adulthood.

do you roleplay as mommy and daddy in multiplayer

How do you play that with two people

that does sound good

It doesn't have multiplayer.

By making decisions together as cohesive partners?

Just don't turn her into a Yakuza, or demon tramp or something.

Sounds lame

:c

Isn't raising kids in general, though?

I craeted a poull request am i a contirbutng member of sociuety

thank god I'm finally getting a new one.

also she was doing CBT when I was supposed to be doing DBT.

So why do you want to pretend to do it

Welcome back kaybe

...

Hey there Clockworker

Ouatte da phoque?

I mean, I dunno.
Raising sims are fun.

that's just giving me ideas

cognitive behavioral therapy, basically you break down issues by laying out the vulnerability, the event, and the reaction to it

doesn't really do anything for me since I basically do that already

im sorta bored
what would you do in this situation

Fun kurisumasu?

Why would your Therapist put you on closed beta testing?

By the way, we're doing it for realsies.

i get that

its just cbt also stands for cock and ball torture

the open alpha didn't have good reception

youtube and thread and eat and

...

I don't speak elf, but sure!

Maybe it's both at the same time.

i'd want to get rid of my junk too if that were the case

I ONLY SAW THE THUMBNAIL I FORGOT IT WAS A GIF

sorta what im kinda doing already but still bored

at this rate i should kms right

We're doing it alright.
I'm off to amsterdam in 45 minutes now though.

If the open alpha didn't have good reception, and the closed beta isn't either, why the fuck is it still in production?

does QR work for you?

I meant.
With a real daughter.

We're adopting.

lie down then
even if not sleepy
blankets comforting

because it's VR and the company put all their eggs in one basket and they need to get the tech out quick or they're fucked

s'cool.
The Chinese calendar said I'd be a good parent so it'll be okay.

i winned a game

What'cha doing in town today?

:)
yey

brb

will u bring back food snacks?

Hi!

Quick Reply? I think so.

I'd want to get rid of your junk too.

going out eating with friends, maybe catch a movie, maybe stay at a bar a little.

Ah, sounds fun.

Don't drink too much.

i sorta want to and i am kinda tired but i havent showered yet and i dont feel like doing that

Won't be a problem, I only drink too much when alone.

I used a program thing and saw it having a bug and fixed it and made a pull request with the original repo for my commit in my fork and now I feel useful but the repo seems to have been rather inactive.

smh so ignorant

By the way, Lielie, I was mistaken.
The panic button isn't pure black.

It does a typical RPG transition, and has a pixel graphic rpg battle screen.

I didn't think to screencap it, but it isn't playable.

Or when anyone ever tells you to have another.

Left twin doesn't care.
Right twin thinks you're cool but doesn't understand.

I regularly make my therapists use my 7th gender cryowolf pronouns.

Can I have them both?

Not without seducing them first.

That only works when I'm already drunk!

smh I should just erase her from all of existence tbh

Lewdness.

how do you do the spank option and do they get naked for it

So don't drink too much.

It's a game about shooting girls until they cum.
What did you expect?

Wtf do you think this is ?
Some kinda porno ! ? ! ? ! ?

you said it yourself sayu likes to be spanked

I woooon't

I did not expect this.

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when you guys stay up a long time d you ever get really really irritated itchy eyes