Burd thread, back by popular demand

( Vylee )
i'd have to look first

( Revy )
i've recently gotten interested in that series.
sound like you're having fun.

I like those as well. A family friend died, his favorite drink was a rusty nail. I had so many at the dinner after the funeral.

Actually I might have already said this to you once.

thanks, nerd!

now they're what cool people drink.

don't tell me you don't have a favourite cocktail.

hey bae

garee pls go

what's up?

did spoils disappear for a bit?

No Vylee~❤ this time

Playing persona4

You have and we've been over this topic prior.
I just cannot honestly fathom a reason to drink something that has no taste to it other than sugar and mixer.

see
I prefer complimentary tastes, not fruity/sugary garbage.

I have a wife and kid irl now btw way.

I can't even feign saying that. I have no idea how or why he thought that was a charade worth pulling.

If I had to pick a favorite cocktail I'd pick Old Fashioned. A dirty vodka martini is great too. I just love the salty briney taste. Can't stand a regular martini, hate gin.

/blog

You did make the thread

It's so frustrating
I don't want to be a scrub but making sure no one dies ever is bullshit

not a lot, pretty fuckin tired. you?

I took a break for two weeks

everyone knows he went off with yogi-kun and they have three beautiful dogs together.

yeah but only because the rules compelled it.

also not a lot. not tired in the slightest because of when I slept, lol.

Use Hendrick's. It's a gin you really can't hate. It's not sterile or medicinal tasting like most cheaper gins and I think I paid $30 a bottle.

Even your love of sausage is eclipsed by both of theirs. Truly something to be proud of for you.

lucky you

I like sweet tastes. I like the taste of alcohol. I'm the guy that loves a margarita and I won't apologize for it.

I'll try it, but I won't get my hopes up.

*hugs tight*
:3

Kinda reminds me of playing x-com... really tough stuff. but fun.

when I worked at a bar, the men tended to order stuff like that.

kudos. or whatever. maybe they were just insecure.

heterofag.

thought so. your posts before you left were highly entertaining. nostalgic even. welcome back.

I'm just happy that he found happiness. the guy had so very little.

not...really? anyway who's this cutie you are posting?
I see wings. I like that.

not sure what you mean but thanks blue chicken

aya from touhou chii made the folder for me a long time ago she is in fact a burd too

I kind of prefer "just into decent" tier spirits that you can actually taste the subtleties of.
It's why I hate wasting it by mixing into something you can't even tell the difference between it and using the cheapest spirits possible. That said, I do still like cocktails with the same spirits, just ones that compliments everything well.

Eh, it's more of a "finer things" mentality than anything else. The perceived ability to tell differences. You can't really note every flavor of five hundred non-edible things in liquors like every pompous asshat likes to say they can but you can at least inaudibly and incoherently acknowledge tastes and subtleties.

His poor rapings from his dad. :(

No u.

Man, everyone has to make drinking a sex thing. I'm not fucking my goddamn drink.

you may not know this about me...but I happen to like burds.

getting raped by your dad is good for ya. puts hair on your chest.

I'll burd you, slut

yeah you would, you pervert!

I see

Hair is for heads and animals

Freud would like a long talk with you.
And it's not about penises.

that is the plan

The greatest part about being blonde is you don't ever have to shave and have long body hair, but it's too thin for it to ever bother anyone.

I was so goddam charming, this couple of business people got me a top-shelf whiskey, in the form of an Old Fashioned.

also may have been gay. but yea, I appreciate the finer things too. fortunately have been able to try the better tequilas, bourbons, whiskeys and vodkas. there is a difference, but for the most part, I can't afford to give too many fucks. can't get drunk on good stuff. at least, there's little point.

sure. neither is dancing.
wake up. alcohol is totally a sex thing.

you're an animal head.

most of his stuff was proven to be pretty wrong, was it not?

spoilers, the man with the plan.

tell me when you find something

I can understand that. But rum is better in coke. Vodka is better in a moscow mule. Alcohol doesn't have to be an artisan experience, it can just be a fun, tasty drink.

I have seen some really impressive sommeliers. They can tell you the year and brand from a single glass, and tell you everything that's different about those grapes, the vineyard's process, the mouthfeel. It's spooky.

This is a falsehood

I'll animal your head

see
Anything in the $25-40 a bottle range. It's good tasting and still the goal is to just get drunk.

It was all garbage that gave rise to psychology as an actual science and not "Philosophy lite".
I was more talking about the whole "everyone just wants to fuck their father/mother" thing that seems to be weirdly apt for you.

I won't disagree with that. It's ultimately meant to be enjoyable to drink. That said, you can still have something that is neither pompous nor "just so much mixer because it tastes awful". An "enjoy the ride" thing.

sure

*bumps*

I'm not really sure how to take this.

being a good somalian is probably cooler the younger you are.

and more whatever the older you get, because that's just what adulty adults like to do.

The see link should be to

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tiny burd

fest burd

Smirnoff. y/n?

*bumps*

That's disgusting.

VERY fast burd

that's one speedy burd, cups

she's fast when she needs to be.

for lewd obviously

Did she leave you unfinished?

that's dum.

you're dum.

smirnoff is a perfectly acceptable vodka.

what is your baseline vodka

fast lewd? not fun.

no. papi always leaves me very satisfied.

no she's obviously taking him home for lewding, jeez. get it together dork

Does she abuse you

no she does that in the air

in all the best ways

Ketel One or Tito's.

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I think you're projecting! also I can't stay awake longer lol night bae!

Degenerate

llalallala lets show em how we do this
lalalaa lets start the show
I diont wanna do what everybody else is
I just wanna be original

dey smooth?

goodnight spoilers, sleep well!

that's me!

Tito's is one of the most popular vodkas in the US currently as a "trendy" vodka but it's still good. Dripping Springs is better but you can't find it outside of the Southwest, really.
Both of which are Texas vodkas, made from corn.
Ketel is from wheat and Dutch.

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:\ i'm not finding much.

I didn't realize the name.
I'm fine with the one I have currently.
Thanks, though.

bon nuit.

Tito's label looks like it's trendy. is there some sorta local pride for those brands?

as for whatever base vodka uses, it's pretty much irrelevant. almost entirely irrelevant since it's distilled to purity.

do you into general spirit and brewery knowledge?

The base carbohydrate does affect taste in minor ways.
It's why Ciroc is so sweet since it's made from grapes (and can't legally be called vodka in most places). Corn still leaves marginal amounts of sweetness to it on the aftertaste but all vodka is essentially flavorless since it's basically just distilled to 90% then diluted with whatever water is local to the plant.

That said, there's still marginal amounts of non ethanol/water that give it some characteristics without it tasting purely medicinal.

By that I mean sterile.

oh tsuchi you would know a thing or two about being sterile~

aw...

alright

we should paly starbound together

i can afford this one

HAHAHAHA

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Teraria was kinda fun but it's old now
i like the pew pew in starbound... i but i feel so alone playing it by myself
don't starve sound fun.

but i don't know what else is fun and good for your low graphics computer... :c
that we can play together and fun multiplayer...

interesting. didn't know about Ciroc. or that it's marketed by P-Diddy.

do you know if the sweetness makes a damned difference?

regardless, i've seen videos on tasters of vodka, and they confirm Smirnoff is a solid consistent vodka.

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I nearly met my end with a few litres of smirnoff once

WAAAAAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

fucking hell.

Can I be a samurai in starbound and unleash my weeaboo rage ?

Yes.

Draw me as a Samurai.

no you must be a fish.

i wish i could be a hentai ninja girl

league/starbound meanwhile
overwatch later
i'll try borrowing my brother's computer

With your scene hair?

Do NOT tell me how to live my life

me on the left

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you must. or a robot.

woah thats a cool jiffy
is it based off of something

1041uuu.tumblr.com/

Smirnoff is okay for getting piss drunk.
Terrible for actually drinking like I prefer: on the rocks with lime.

i think so?

Are computer parts expensive in Mexico or is it more of an income thing?

Yes ?

Daga kotowaru.

I never slow drink.

seems an easy way to develop a habit.

me on the right

yeah... at least we have that much.

My volume of alcohol consumption is rather high but it's more that I drink for longer periods, not because I just drink until I pass out.

thats sexy

Well, it would be easy to draw.

So then its no problem right ?

your liver still hates you for it.

so does your brain.

pls stop.

.///.

i still kaff when i drink

fuck alcohol

I've cut back substantially.

drink more tsuchi. don't listen to that burd. listen to this one.

I kind of have a fetish for being undeer the influence or people who are under the influence

I DID NOT SAY THAT

chirp chirp

I will trade you.

Ill talk to you next time I'm about to fall asleep

what's stopping you from going cold?

bad burb

*uses Sand Attack*

Slut

What!?

You remember the first times we started talking years ago, before your accident?
Yeah, then.

I enjoy drinking.
I enjoy getting drunk, not actually being shitfaced.

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You

hoo hoo

What will you trade?

Find another way.

Get lost.

*brofist*

I'm drunk. I'm already lost.

Make me an offer.

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But you can type.

BUT I DO NOT WANT ANYTHING

Cupcake is drunk every moment of his existence and he still types just fine.

bane iim really drunjm

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I'd fist you bro.

Same.

Allow me to remedy that.

youaf;'re cuate

wow im a shit person.

just going over old caps and logs.

here's a podcast. Joe Rogan interviewing an alcoholic.

youtube.com/watch?v=cBSwJnZpUI8

That IS!!!!!!!!!!!! NOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TYPING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ANYTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

@guero

This is impossible

not drunk enough

Nice! I can tell by your typing style !

I can still make out what you're saying though.

borrow a computer
:)

what would you like me to type? I am, as it happens, getting pretty drunk right now and I can still type quickly and accurately. so I could type just about anything you care to request.

heehee im gonna dress up like a girl for test

Yeah, no.

Type your manifesto before you shoot up a place.

my manifesto:

I hate you all.

go fuck yourselves.

born to die.

world is a fuck.

Oh GREAT

ANOTHER

BERALY

LEAGALL

CUM SLUT T T

Good.

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are you mocking me

Have you been drinking? You were fine before

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ok
bbl

I'm still working on that one. to stroke an ego so massive I need a LOT of pages.

No. I'm drunk but I haven't been drinking.

It was difficult but I made it work.

Rum balls can do that.

ive got peas on my head but don't call me a peahead

hes drunk on our love

Homosexual.

No its

ironic

o bby
Flatter that "ego" even further.

cake. glad you're happy. but you shouldn't be drinking.

meh.

you put "ego" in quotes and I'm not sure why.

holy shit mom HECK OFF

:D
♥kitty!

It was a euphemism.
For penis.

are you mocking me

ew. I don't want to touch yours. it's probably all shriveled with hate and meth.

rip heat miser

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I learned it from watching you.

ngl I use decent weight lotions to keep them adequately hydrated tyvm.

oh well still no thanks you fucking FAGGOT.

Testing come back

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Well, EXCUSE ME for not giving up on life and keeping my genitals presentable.

could you cut back to once a fortnight, hypothetically?

Insomnia a bitch

4u

I'd pee on your head.

To be quite honest I've never heard of that.

It gets me high, babe.

I am blessed with great genitals. I roll out of bed and they look FABULOUS

why the fuck would I do that?

kbak

youtube.com/watch?v=6I4Z5roLcYw

Such is the curse of us men with above averageness.

OKAY I AM!

ARE YOU HAPPY NOW !?!

Hold up

this america
we dont use that word

fuck off kanra

put on a name

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Don't give me those come-hither eyes luka

I'm not a girl

I can't do yuri puri with you

Finally. Now stay.

Two dudes can't be lesbians regardless.

Lucy and Luka proved that wrong

because drinking kills your liver, kills your brain, and is an escape.
because I really think you'd be better by now, but instead you're content.
literally described your existence as waiting. it's heartbreaking.

I need to generate a trip.

I'll yuri Luka if no one else will.

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'tis our cross to bear.

ignored this whole post because my brain cells are dying

Why

I'm rather tired.

@guro

I'm pretty sure it's some broad's V A G I N A's cross to bear.
Or whatever orifices a homosexual like you finds their way in.

You have to get past the sleepy part and have a second wind

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i'd drink to that

Test x Goggles would be pretty OTP.
Where the "guy" is shorter and constantly having to be manlier than the taller "girl" in the relationship.

vaginas are ICKY

Extremely GAY

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okay. still there for you. willing when you're ready. don't take too long.

Gogs look an alien

No why would you do dat ;~~::

Don't be jealous.

off his rocker
hes off his rocker
please mr officer i only had some vodka
a little marijuana
just a few vicodin

you're going to be waiting a while. I've given up. you'll need to accept that at some point.

They kind of are the only thing it feels good to be inside.
I fully admit I'm less than hetero but even anal with a girl is the most disappointing huge turn on.
You want it but every time it happens, you realize you should've just went with the other hole like a normal human being.

I'd only do everything to further emasculate you if we ever went out somewhere.
In a nonsexual way. I sincerely enjoy that I'm not extremely masculine but still can emasculate most people.

Where!

I was hoping you might see some kind of hypocrisy or something.

Iunno

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

UGAAA

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Just fucking kiss me you goddamn homo

I'm glad I don't have this problem.

wau wau

What is life ?

capped

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are those doggo sounds

I'd laugh if in your mid/late 30s, you end up having baby craze.

no. it's already messed up that others have. I know preaching won't work. where you're at when you're sober isn't where you need to be.

but when someone promises they've given up, that's not the sort of choice others that care about them should respect.

if your friends are reading this, yea. please think.

I weirdly had that already. it lasted like two weeks and it was horrible. I don't want a dirty little shit monkey.

and no that's not a black person reference you fucking racist.

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Test please

You-gara didn't even post a doggo

pfft. yeah okay man.

i was making a neziwi meme and you didnt get it ;~;

because ur busy k-i-s-s-i-n-g test

Who wants to talk and watch me draw.

He's a self loathing fuck.
He drinks because it makes things more enjoyable for him.
It's pure escapism, yes.
He'll eventually address whatever he's running from and yeah, he really needs to get on that.
Him drinking isn't really stopping him from addressing it; he's what's stopping himself from addressing it.
Just let him sort it out or have his life force him to.
Whatever sympathy/pity you give him won't really change anything.

I really want a little me.
And to make it even worse of a person than I am.

noty

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That's pretty gay

Do it

Sorry

1999
BIZARRE SUMMER

BED

When I'm fairly intoxicated, I sort of just get to the point of treating everything as a girl and/or lesser.
To the point some of the people I know cannot stand to be around me because it legitimately makes them hate me and/or themselves.
I find it hilarious.

I haven't done anything.

I can't keep up with everything.

A drunk mans words are a sober mans thoughts.

Me

it's not sympathy or pity.

and I'm certain as fuck cake can be more resolved than me.

so being angry or upset, while I feel both those things, won't work.

not running from anything. I've fully accepted that I've given up on life. it's very liberating.

those are compelling reasons to have a kid, for sure, but not enough to make it worth it.

give me some FUCKING (You)'s

♥

i don't rly do that so eh...

congrats on ur happy relationship with nezumi tho~

but i just found this amazing version of GREAT DAYS sung by all of the JoJo vocalists since part 1

is that a person or a poor attempt to say "Not me"

u should do stuff

Some people got mulched into a conveyor belt at a theme park here

Well tbh I can't until Friday soreh

its nice
use it as a lullaby and gtfo

Escapism is innately running from something. Not meaning anything in specific or it even in a condescending manner. Just saying the behavior in and of itself is escapist in nature.
I don't give a shit enough to tell you to address them and you'll address that at some point, whatever it may be.
It's not some distorted philosophy or trying to be an armchair psychologist, just being outright literal.

But I played a bunch of videogames with darwin and that other guy so now I don't feel like doing anything.

Lullaby - nickleback

I'm not actually banging test i just pretend like I am so i can seem more popular in the threads

words words words words

oh em gee

It's text abbreviation for no thank y'ou.

DARLA!!

You are extremely easy to get an urge to punch in the face.

I don't imagine you're banging anyone and I mean that in a good way.

Nani ?

:3c

Well, that got fucked up.

we should play together someday....

I wasn't being hyperbolic with that, for once.

here's your (you) you fucking attention whore

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good.

Holy shit just let me feel feelings for ONE NIGHT

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We play a lot.

I dunno. I am tired as well, which means no energy left to expend on drawings.

At least go after someone who you'd be OTP with.

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Her eyes are weirding me out

i didn't look into the context, i was just saying stuff

.....i wanted more of you, that's all :c

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He wants some fuck.

shy peck on the cheek

Oh it's her. I didn't recognize her.

You seem kinda reserved is what I mean.

You're enjoying rubbing this in huh ?

Dud it's wednesday tho

I've never seen that before.

I KNOW THIS!!!

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=noty

no ur rite

sorry

but do you?

oh ok, no thank you, get it.

I do not think she is indiscernible in that image.

A little bit.

You can't trust anything Usopp says though.

I do but I have to watch and talk when I get my internet back

ahhhhhhhhhhhhh

oki

sause on dat song plz

;~;
at least you're all moved in now? and we all get more time with you? since you won't be busy with moving stuffs?

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Its driving me nuts

same same

I move in on the 3rd

The second one looked really cool, though.

Pretty much.
Go draw intentionally terrible anime OC.

Don't ask me why but that post made me stay singing the Africa song by those speedwagon guys.

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I have not eaten in about six hours too.

I like the ones where you can see her FEET.

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