A couple images early burd thread

Where did neru go for Christmas?

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to hell and back

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He's going to be so cool with all the scars and loot

Is a secret.

kinda jelly tbh

I'm embarrassed for you

I missed you so much, 10x.

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If I was gone would you miss me too grim?

Who does that

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Only when you wear a skirt.

A little.

No skirt necessary.

My powers only activate after you turn yours on.

Would you miss me, anyone?

A little ?

Awwww

I know that secret guy talk for A LOT !

thats*

that's*

I only miss two things.

david bowie, and the toilet bowl when I pee in the dark.

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seems like a very elaborate lie to make such a list unless that's not your list

why not,

i just kinda exist
what's the point

grim is trolling me :c

iunnnoo

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what

Guess not, then.

so troll him back, nerd.

I will forgive and forget.

REMINDER: YOU HAVE A CRUSH ON A TRANNY

I have returned home.

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Hello

Thank you, master.

REMINDER: YOUR VIEWS ARE WARPED AND DARK

Pugs shouldn't be allowed to breed.

Aye, siwmae. And good day to you.

thats how must ppl get on, keep your head up, lots more fun stuff to come

I have fulfilled my life time quota of grim trolling

It is only natural when two dark-skinned people are involved.

Now be a good girl and put the skirt back on.

They don't seem that bad.

English bulldogs have a lot more problems and they only live for like 6 - 8 years.

It is too coooold.

Would you miss me if I disappeared?

You're going to get the worst fucking charlie horse when I meet you someday.

saddening

STILL MADE YOU LAUGH

Daddies lap will keep you warm.

I had a few

go back to work faget

then I guess you're just fucked, mate

A bit, yes. It would depend on the circumstance of your leave.

I laughed at

Because I heard your voice coming out of the troll.

I JUST GOT OFF OF WORK

:3

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This is appreciated. How was your day?

No daddies allowed. Only us girls.

That is a compliment if anything.

Are grim and darwin in a call while talking with each other in the threads?

Mommies lap*

Yes.

Mmm~

What the FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

No.

Jealousy.

Wait, I meant no.

Do NOT steal.

Hmmm.

The only thing I will steal is that skirt.

"I don't really pay attention to anyone that's not wish"

OK BUDDy

Grim, do you still want to play LoL?

vagina > everything else

WHAT OTHER CANADIANS ARE THERE?

I am online.

call his name and he will come running.
possibly.

LUKA !

Whose?

10x.

PASS

Every time you say "Vi" I think of the other one now.

LOL.

I will repeat it in front of the mirror.

Eldritch abominations spawned from Satan's surgical center > real vaginas

What happens if I buy this?

What is the best way to build Vy?

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I have every champion but I can buy the box.

youtube.com/watch?v=0cmqwbZa6_w

Youll get a champ token possibly.

it's okay to be brown

Luka comes out begging for one.

What was in the box exactly ?

I know. It's not okay to be a bigot, however.

I was about to reply to that too, and then it dawned on me that you meant the champion.

His wife's head.

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not worth

ARAM? :)

this also confuses me in voice calls

It's been too long since I've seen it.
I know it's supposed to be the head of Gwyneth but I think there's ongoing jokes about what was actually in it on set.

This will be fun.

No one to ARAM. lonely :(

You can play it with me! :)

i love cupcake! today he taught me that anything can be an enema

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I am too bronze for it. :(

helloi trevor my love

wow

I wish I was a high enough level to play ranked.....

Did you give yourself a gatorade enema?

n-no

eh...

Liar

At least it has electrolyte, you need those.

The only thing Cupcake should teach you is there's no penis he'll say no to.

:(

t-tscuchil;....................

Shut up, Oobles(?).

Test?

tfw no support gf to carry me

In retrospect, I haven't the faintest idea who the hell that is now.

nini

Bye

ya

when the fuck has test ever been scanada?

Yes, I've moved to Canada.

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I can't see flags

I knew it. Welcome to the commonwealth

McFucking kill yourself.

I always knew you wanted to become a real girl and get gubbermint buckaroos for it.

hi

mc fucking take your own advice babe

Those can be nice to have.

Fuck the queen.

I have plenty to live for and like three gifted bottles of booze to finish first.

They sexualised that imp girl too much.

i think you mean not enough

which one?

I honestly have no allegiance to her or the monarchy. I think it's a thing for old people.

Older Midna was hotter.

Wait, you don't?

Have you seen those thighs. Too thic

Mina or whatever her name is

sharesies

I would only disappoint her as a shit adc.

youtube.com/watch?v=R8fLOJswWtk

You are wrong, sir.

are u joking me

I'm quite content with my penis since it means I can wear superior pants. And not shave. And get away with slothfulness. And lacking vanity isn't considered unattractive.
Etcetera.

I've been making hot toddies all day.

No you just shift the blame onto them.

so does that mean youre gonna share or not fool

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Fuck you. Buy your own booze, cheapskate.

disgusting
also shortstack =/= loli
she's not even human and her proportions in any of the actual hot fan art are adult in nature

I sacrificed precious megabytes for that. It reminded me of a school teacher of mine who was from a British punk band. And we all googled their band pics at lunch time and they were really hot.

No. Im not a chubby chaser

The fuck else would you call it?
"Midget fetish"?

what the fuck is this shit ?

from?

They have a point about GT.

wow youre so mean today

Midna is fucking great

I mean, I think. I would NEVER watch that NERD SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

THEN WE HAVE NOTHING FURTHER TO TALK ABOUT

Probably the most accurate real world equivalent
I'd fuck some midgets, not gonna lie. I've seen a few hot ones. Not the fucked up looking ones, the ones with proportional dwarfism

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You've already told me your secrets.

If someone is properly proportioned they're not a dwarf. This is not a difficult concept.

I have a quota of mean spirited comments towards you to meet or something.

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I think he means like not baby legs and/or arms with weird, dolphin looking long torsos.

Zelda

:(

That's a dwarf.

Can we talk about cute loli-boys?

Did you know China has a town for people with dwarfism

i'd fuck some of your kin test
short stacks best stakcs

I have not watched Super, though.

I think I've hit it already but am just going to continue to see what happens.

You of all people would know the proper definitions for DISGUSTING, SMALL PIECES OF HUMAN ABORTIONS.

F4F is guaranteed to come out with a Twilight Midna

there goes $450

Oh my God you are like one inch taller than me.

Are you gonna fix that at any point??

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plsstop i am fragil 7

im the king

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^this
proportionate dwarfism is a thing
i think it's rarer but it's essentially just a normal human anatomy but on a shorter scale
they tend to be on the chubby side for some reason
big asssss

You can keep your skinny bimbos to yourself, old man.

you disgust me on multiple levels
loli and shota are fucking nasty

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en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yao_Defen
We're all shorter than a girl.

i actually lied im 4 11 >:

Who's your bae

Once there are more episodes out. Emma already spoiled it for me anyway.

I AM SORRY I HAVE A HEADACHE

ALSO I AM NOT YOUR BAE

How tall is 6 feet

2 meters

You're a whore and your mother never loved you.

I don't like skinny.
I just like everything in the "normal" BMI range, mostly marginally athletic builds.

I'm under 2meters tall

How many do you need? Its got like 80 out right now and two movies.

183 cm

Curry Daddy.

2
meters

In still under that

thjats fair

Well, it is Dragon Ball, so once it gets halfway to the end, around 300 episodes.

you still have some growing to do
make sure you get lots of sleep and drink lots of milk and eat lots of leafy greens if you wanna be a big boy

6' 3'' master race.
That's two measurements.

For you.

You're also adopted.

The rumor going around right now is that the next arc is the last one.

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It is not that simple of a conversion.

I uh

Think you did that joke wrong.

That's the equivalent in a scatt fetish

You don't tell me what to do.

ASAIDHBVIE

its a suggestion

Test
I just realized I'm the same height as all of the Joestars
195cm

I am such a faggot

How about extremely ripped chicks?

Elaborate.

Isn't that from Mudazumo Naki Kaikaku?

It belongs in the rubbish, tbh f.a.m L.o.l

You like shit :^)

It's why I said "marginally". I don't find being extremely fit attractive at all, especially the extreme ends of it. I just prefer "in shape and not a dainty fuck".

NANI?!?!?

i can onkly dream

So why aren't you AS RIPPED AS THEM

Why.

At least they erased GT.

oh

hey I'm outof vegemite
my ex gave me some a few years back

its rlly nice

can you mail me some

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That last league game gave me an awful headache

What do

I've ran out of middle school insults to hurl at you.
Can I just stuff you in a locker and give you swirlies?

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I would not unless I'd know how to anonymously

Don't post that thing at me

Why were you not prepared for it the moment you saw you had a Nidalee top?

thats my fetish tbh

grim u vcan buy vegimiyrte at the store

you should just post face
get it over with

we wont make fun of you
that much

no

oh right I live in nyc

I can just find an international supermarket

no idea
ooble sent me it

okay so basically a dude, gotcha
lmao

because god hates me
better question is why hasn't my stand developed yet c'mon

I don't know where the irony ends anymore.

I have no intention of showing any thing of me to anyone.

ye man tott a l

needs more willpower

BORING

y

Ah.

I'm happy about that.

Super has some REALLY shitty moments though.

I'm not here to entertain you

i meant to say totally

what are you here for

It's kind of ugly tbh. It's just one league above moogs shitty dog thing

Please. Most people with stands in real life would be beaten by a guy with a fucking gun. Except Star Platinum and The World. Since they could probably catch a bullet.

ひみつ

My stands name is Aerosmith and I look like a lady.

I just prefer someone that wouldn't be useless if I ever needed help with something outside, ever indulged my love of hiking/fishing, or just straight out late night/early morning jogs to completely blank your mind.

I was going to point out the typo but it's beating a dead horse now.
Fuck you for ruining my fun.

I find these dragos charming in their own right.

ching chong

translate

I know a certain "girl" here that is into that dragon stuff

Grim's dumb

DUH DUH

DUH DUH

im lying in bed typing with one hanmd and therre ia liyyle light

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I am a girl.

Turn a light on and quit masturbating in Discord to Guero.

I forgot what I talked about on my 2nd grade report on crocodiles but I know they'd love to try some curry butt.

cme masaturbate with us

The fuck? No.

A pretty one.

thats not right

I would wrestle a crock

Did you actually think that was a genuine offer

I AM UNSURE HOW TO TAKE COMPLEMENTS

Don't be lazy and I won't be a wise ass.

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No but it's still disturbing even if ironic.

:(

u can join

lmao what even is that
the illusion of inner strength that people who have no hardship possess?

but what if it's KING CRIMSON
he can ignore cause and effect

again, basically a dude.
you gay as hell.

do this

I meant a pretty girl likes them. Not you. PICKUP YOUR BAGS your kicked off the joke bus.

*Sad drago noises*

Is Test just going to be carried like a backpack by you?

Literally what.

Ask test about Determination

what?

Yeah, that's about right.

Like the Arale episode?

Go cry to your grand lizard..

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they were looking for canadians

I do not think he is around.

I'm lubing up as we speak

SHE IS ONE

INCH

TALLER THAN ME

Find then you can stay until he comes to pick you up.

this is from the actual show

That is like my fan art.

what for?

i'm just busting your balls
i don't think you really want a girl who loves every single one of your hobbies though
no matter how much you like someone you need SOME time away from them

determination is more realistic

if ooble is tiny and cute what does that make you

*Wags tail*

is it not the same thing

Tiny and ugly.

i'm not sure
but we found one

You draw?

Draw me something.

I know there's no cure for dwarfism but please, you don't always have to compensate.

Considering everyone I've ever been with has been complete opposites to me in every ideological way, to both extremes, I would honestly hate someone who was like me.
I just prefer them to be capable of physically doing whatever I am.

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MAYBE

I vaguely remember you drawing Celestia, gay boy.

Draw me like one of your Canadian girls

This is just as bad as that snoot business.

RIP

:)

do it

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Among other things.

I will think about it.

thats like the same thing as a no

*boops ya snoot*

i wish you liked tali so i'd get to see this skin more often

:^)

Ugh. No that's not an invitation to start doing it again.

oh ok thx

You never played Twilight Princess?

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N O

Its just as bad as any other pony.

Yes.

God.

It is done with affection.

*Princess of Friendship
but close enough.

Wow, my waifu Pinkie Pie is perfect, from her boopable snoot to her bubblegum mare pussy. Don't shittalk.

That's not the kind of affection that I'd want.

Howd that 4th season go?

Snoot boops are good.
I always enjoy having my snoot booped.

See

You are a furry. You snoot every boop

No, it's fine, call me Test.

THAT'S NOT WHAT I- @_@ I hate you

That's heresy.

Sorry sir.

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Hit and miss. Harmless stupid fun.

Best watched under the effects of alcohol or what have you.

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I don't drink at home. No body in my timezone.

Isn't it grand?

Probably not true.

Or you could day drink.

Who says that makes you human trash?

Grandeur

Oh it's you. And what?

You will learn to enjoy snoot boops.

Do I have to do anything?

Yea.

On top of all that I am, I am also love purple smart.

Day drinking isn't nearly as trashy as it feels.

I thought people only watch mlp like ironically to piss off people that are well adjusted and not watching cartoons for little girls while being in their 30s.

I've never played a zelda game before.

I don't feel comfortable drinking by myself in the first place.

that's the reason i like her.

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Enjoy.

nope never a wii.

Are you not old enough to go get a 12 pack of Emu or a bottle of Bundaberg?

I'm guessing if I bring up Foster's you'll just liken it to piss because it's not something you came up with.

rip

I've never met an Australian that actually drinks Foster's.
They all say it's so bad and that's why it's only exported.

Bundaberg is "Admiral Nelson" tier of shitty rum.

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I think Dags might like Emu.

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You shouldn't.

Drink with these people.

Are we drinking?
I actually have drink in my house.

It's midnight.

I wish I saved some of the old pictures of my desk from a years back.
It was covered in PBR cans and Sailor Jerry bottles and that was only from like a little over a month.
It was honestly more depressing than anything in retrospect.

And?

Mine's all Yuengling and Coke.

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I have a few bottles of rum, Knob Creek, and tequila on hand at the moment.
Only beer I have is Hoegaarden.

Should we hop in call?

my parents didn't really let me play video games when I was younger, so I didn't get to play a lot of games that were popular for many years

see, CW?

just need to set your alarm clock to around 10:00am on a Saturday.

What the fuck are you talking about?

at least i played that rly old one with that sword in a church and stuff on the original console.

i saw
*pets gently*

I got a bottle of Knob Creek for Chrimbus.

Eh. Nah.

Everyone already drinks with their own groups. The only time someone would catch me is if I decide to talk when I get home. That could also be confused with be being tired

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clockwork should day drink if he wants animus company.

just add orange juice.

this makes it classier.

I got one of the maple ones for some reason.
Isn't bad. I prefer the straight bourbon more, though.

Literally the only person who does that is Cupcake because he's mixing it with cheap vodka.
Because he's a whore that needs to be perpetually drunk.

This does the opposite of that.

How much is too much fire emblem

No, Cup's too cheap for OJ. He uses lemonade

Fire Emblem is kind of a crappy game.

Silver is best

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pretty sure they're not against the idea of you joining.

he's the one that taught me about screwdrivers.

have you ever brunch? rich people brunch like that.

nuh uh. gotta put it in a nice, tall glass. make it look all nice. then make one. then another. then another. just sayin that clockwork should drink with you americans/canadians but since timezones, needs more of a breakfast-style drink.

could even get creative and make a smoothie.
with rum.

I can't say I know who that is.

Though they did bring 2 good characters to Smash Bros.

$ 64.00

i didn't egg nog this year :(

That's not creative, it's a frozen daiquiri. Everyone makes them.

That makes it worst.

Wong game :3

Eh. You'd be surprised.

Nintendo is lame

One time he used Limeade.

Bitch did I ask for your opinion on how good it is
I've just played a lot in the past day

I don't think particularly heterosexual individuals do.
Like, not even trying to play the "real men only drink beer and straight liquor" card but frozen frou frou drinks are gay as hell.

are you bored, mew

that's a gay sounding drink.

i'll take two.

no, i wouldn't.

Simply Limemade and tequila is okay. I think I've mixed it with vodka and ice while being physically outside during the summer. About it.

HAHA ARE YOU TROLLING ME

One could imply that any time is too much considering it's a crappy game.

Then I need not say anymore.

kinda
but i guess your computer isn't strong enough :c

No

I can like frou frou drinks, Jaegermeister, Scotch, or anything else I want.

Nice try, I'm bi.

*Glare*

ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh

BONGO BONGO BONGO I DON'T WANT TO LEAVE THE KONGOU OH NO NO NO NO NO

It's like "appletini" tier. You don't make/order it if you're not about to get plowed in the ass or man a gloryhole.

we'll play eventually
we just have to take care of a few obstacles

the more effort you put into your drinks, the more you're aware of your consumption. there's probably science behind people that make cocktails being less likely to be alcohols than those that drink it straight. probably correlates to number of additional ingredients. cuz ya gotta slow down each time.

tl;dr cocktails are good for you

you need not. only do. if it interests you.

It was a gift :^)

Well then say that and make your point
I'm inclined to keep an open mind regarding the quality of tactical waifu simulator: Stockholm syndrome, but I've had something resembling fun

^^;

Hey bard

hi goggleses

The combat was just too annoying for me. I did not like switching to a close up every attack.

It made for awkward battles. There needs to be an option to not watch it.

The opposite is actually true. The less you can taste the alcohol and the sweeter a drink is the more likely you are to drink far, FAR too much. I tried explaining this to Squash once, he didn't believe me, and the results were painful.

at least we have smaller games we could try together till then.

The direct origin of most cocktails were during times liquor sales were in some way shape or form banned or discouraged. It was mixing near diluted ethanol (essentially vodka by modern definitions) or pure grain alcohol with something to make it palpable.

It was. I almost died.

Was a fun night and a fun next 12 hours.

how much champagne chocolates would it take to get drunk

test you naughty boy

I don't envy your job but hey, whatever pays your bills.

which ones?

Whatchya doing?

I agree with you there, it takes up a lot of time that I mostly spend mashing start to skip the cutscenes

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Perfect image.

Hey, that me.

Come on methspider, everybody knows you can appreciate a good pantybulge.

I only played the Sacred Stones so my opinion could be out dated.

I did play a lot of Robin in Smash though.

just gptto home whats up wit hyou?

i've recently gotten interested in that series.
sound like you're having fun.

you need a mix of at least 3 ingredients, and 1 jigger per medium sized glass. there is a science behind this. he probably just accidentally made himself the same way guys get other people slowly vulnerable without their awareness... without anyone to take advantage of him... poor guy.

all the same, this experiment must be run. for posterity.

sweet drinks are deinately the deadliest
one time i got me some 151 rum
and made shirley temples with them and within a good less than an hour i was incapacitated and had to go to sleep it was a bit emabrassing because i had guests ://

i kinda wanna fap but idk what to fap to

any suggestions

fap to iowa sama

a mirror.

a visitor

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me on the top nd you on the bottom

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