Rlly makes u think

Do I know you?

your mind is telling me no but your body is saying it's exactly like that! how could you.... I thought what we had was special gogskun

my sadness overwhelming

They really do.

?

I'm gender fluid.

Nope, just making sure.

What's up? I don't see you on steam anymore.

What's his face needs one. Ask her.

Nothing, just making sure. Pay it no mind.

I tried finding Teemo stuff but good Teemo stuff doesn't exist because everyone hates him.

PASS

What did he mean by this ?

...

I don't have anything special with anyone

Neat.

Oh, that one was meant for Ikt.

I have a slight suspicion that there's a tranny at my campus but I'm not entirely sure. Dresses girly, long hair and make up but has a voice deeper than me.

You cannot command me.

すみません。何推しますか？

oh I was on a little bit ago but mostly been busy with other stuff, I also wasn't here for like two weeks cause I took a break to do other stuff during which apparently everyone spread some claim that I quit forever without even asking fun times lol

this was supposed to be just a ruse but now I feel bad, I'd give you hugs gogs. you're a good person

Is that why you post that thing?

You just have to post the bad stuff.

I just did.

Why? I refuse.

「Doubt」

you can doubt it but I mean it regardless of your doubt

I am going to pay it minds

The grocery store I go to has one as a cashier.
It's kind of weird but after being exposed to that group and going out with them, you kind of learn the "tells" to it since they explained how they know how someone is.

me likey

I appreciate your intention but you just don't know me enough to know any better.

Nice Japanese quote signs

A Ziggs is fine too.

【わかりません】

orewaaa

I'm having trouble understanding with this moonrune extension I have on my browser.

Well I don't post regularly anymore so I didn't know. Yeah kinda fun I guess.

Good for you niggy.

B-be my friend.

toofbrufs and bed nana =w=

Your commands bear no authority over me

Hopefully I will never learn that and live my life in pure ignorance.

He might be my favorite hamster.

Go to bed.

okay now what?

We frolic together in fields of flowers under the warm winter moon.

I guess but that doesn't really mean much to my opinion now

you were gone longer and they didn't even do that for you, I call shenanigans

Good night

yeah, he sweed

just applied for a grant from a charity who says i can have money just for being transgender

i think it's so we can ask for thousands for surgery and clothes and things, but i just asked for £300

wish me luck

I'm busy playing games, bring me a snack.

Well I'm not a mod. And I only really like a select few from threads and those few I consider to be friends. Everyone else is just whatever and I can't be bothered to bother. And you know what? The only thing that has happened so far when I come back is scoots just being more autistic than usual. He stops shitposting just to spew his autism at me hoping he can upset me or spark some sort of meaningful reaction that will justify his hate.

I don't want to be mean but people like you make their country waste money.

it's a charity, funded by donations, any money in the fund is from someone who wanted it to be given to trannies

bon appetit

helping ppl isn't a waste

oh

...

...

You must've had to verify with them that you're trans, right? That could be so easily abused if you didn't have to

no, i just said i was, fair point

the ask you explain your story in depth though, non-trans would really struggle to make that shit up, shits personal, nuanced, and can be fact checked at points.

im trans

...

we accept you

sometimes I make car noises and walk semi-sideways like drifting because i am a drift caar

...

Hey

I'm not Squash

That's nothing to do with furry-ism but more just to annoy the hell out of the dog.

...

Do not.

This.

sexu nanda yo

same

*drifts*

omae wo
chinchin no daisuke

Its High Vroom.

Do not.

...

...

...

...

I can't sleep.

he's not exactly the only one with that attitude, everyone here seems to have someone they do that over

;)

Leech of somebodies body heat.

wow, sex change surgery customer sat is crazy high, how can anyone live without this

96 customer satisfaction points, as they would put it in reports

which is basically unheard of

But this is making me want to

2 sec ordering sleeping companion

Easier said than done ;;

it's like, iphone sat levels

customer sat so high they had to innovate new, thinner ways of measuring such unfathomable quantities of customer sat

go back to bed.

There he is.

...

good

ikr ;;

...

...

...

I thought we agreed to use male pronouns as to not draw too much attention.

Ikt getting a gf when?

i don't wanna go sleep

I forgot

enhance

That's fine.

...

go smoke a big weed

go to bed

whenever, idk

you when

ill go brush

*smonks*
woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

I am in bed.

There's a cutie in my class that I'm interested in. Might invite her out for coffee sometime.

Good.

Stay in it.

go smoke a cock

Only if you get in too.

Update on how it goes!

tfw no qts in my field ugh

like literally there's only dudes

...

Surprisingly, this years bachelors on software development had some high tier girls in it. God damn, I even taught a few of them how to barista.

do y'all ever feel bad when ppl ask if you're married

No.

Should've gone medicine

Jealous.

Too much gore

I'm in.

Are you married?

Business?

tbh there's also IT + media design and IT + Business which have some girls but heck IT + Software and IT + Embedded/Industrial has 0.0 girls ;;

no

because I have a plan :L

Less moneys..

We have a digital design class too, like 70% chicks.
My class is pretty even.

Good.

every time I meet someone new that seems to come up in the first 10 mins

I don't even have a girlfriend or boyfriend >.>

what's your plan?

I only regret it when it's a hot chick that brings up the question, and I only have the hindsight in realizing I should've asked her out.

choice

Why don't they like hardcore programman?

How old are you?

Programming is for nerds

They will when you tell them your salary :^)

Now get out.

join me

Clearly the solution is disproportionately high affirmative actions programs to give tens of thousands of dollars to every woman even applying to a STEM major.

pls b e kindf and soft lik mars hmale ow f loff

No chance.

:^)

what

Join you?

I get it from all walks of life, I think they are just curious and not flirting w me

same age as you >.>

Srs tho don't you have friday bars that you can attend with some girls?

Oh hey, I have that screenshot too!

Just bringing up the only scenario I regret it.

That's what US universities are doing to "encourage" women to get STEM related degrees: disproportionately granting scholarships and financial aid to women just so they can say "women are totally interested in STEM".

Being a nerd.

How was your christmas/

I'm good at linking!

I see.

Well, it's not like you're super old yet.
My brother's 30 and still unmarried.
I'm not sure he's ever even had a girlfriend.

watching anime makes you gay

...

But I only have time to watch animay.

Christmas was pretty good, how about yours?

wat a world we live in~

do you see yourself marrying some day?

I don't live in Eindhoven so that's problematic.

Ugh need to make choices in a month or so.

Pretty good too, saw Star wars.

Surely you can sleep at a friend if it gets too late!

I'm not a huge fan of marriage.
If my partner wants to, then sure, but it's not something I'd push on them.

I don't want to live in this world.

I wanna go to Jupiter.

That doesn't sound very Christmassy

The 'women in STEM' thing feels to me like it's not as much of a problem as people make it out to be..
If girls want to study this stuff then they choose to

There aren't many in Ehv, but might try once we're back to school schedule or something.

Also ate too much with family.

to get married

rich, happy nerds

Shower!

my uncle was sorta giving me a hard time at xmas saying I need a gf, shits medium stressful tbh

there's still plenty of nice places left on our blue planet... get any thing nice for xmas this year?

Haa fatty. Turkey? :3

But eye'm already rich and happy

New jacket and a pretty cool necklace c:

Youuu?

not everyone is as lucky to have a rich daddy like you are

The issue is they're not. And it's perceived as somehow "sexist" that women aren't pursuing STEM related degrees and job. So they're just throwing disproportionate amounts of money at them to "even it out" so it's not as male dominated.
The GPA/SAT/ACT requirements for a female and a male getting scholarships are so hugely different.

Where else would you meet girls! Tinder is terrible!

My family mostly leave me alone about that.

I guess sometime this coming year they'll get to find out that I have a boyfriend, though.

that's an end goal and not a plan

cool pair of shoes I wanted and new video game

what kind of jackt? ^^

Oh yeah, cause I've never worked and made my own money before

doing what?

its a plan because theres a person of interest

Just a wrap jacket. You know, like the ones with the attached belt? I'm not sure if they actually have a specific name ^^;

I worked at a pretty fancy cafe for 3 years and I did another year as an inventory associate because they pay was OP.

Make me a fancy cappucino

I'm expecting the obvious euphemism.

...

Nah

Sounds killer

Only like two people die in the entirety of two seasons

thanks a lot. guess i wont be watching that one

omg you're craaaayyy

but y'all aren't dating?! That's step #1

I know exactly what ya mean, those are hella cute

?????

It's warm af though and that's all that matters

We did this thing called gourmetten which is like grilling also the day after this hot pot thing. :3

You had Turkey?

Uh, Holla Forums

Sounds like KBBQ

Yush

Also I hauled back a 42" TV but it still feels inappropriate.

E-Ehh? I'm confused now ^^

hai

emma do you have to work at all on your beauty, or do you pretty much roll out of bed looking perfect?

Helped somebody move and they needed to get rid of things, so I ended up with one of their TVs.

*pat*

Neko.

6pm and I feeel like im gonna pass iut

ikt sleepy tho

Good night/day! ^^

this is all pretty cool stuff erin

ohio

I'm perfect just the way I am gurl

Ouu, fancy :3

Is it 4K?~

nice!
I only have 2 years of work exp under my belt from college :x

but I was promoted every year

we are as of last night lol

so fine

who are you dating grim?

grim dates samus from metroid

oh wait

you never greet me
like
at all

fuck off

yo same

a girl with a penis

But bomb-shelter trucks

Yeah man

I wonder how many cows it cost to arrange the marriage.

...

you kinda scare me...

why does nobody gather their hair under their chin and do a pony tail/bun down there

thats why I said from college

bomb shelter trucks dont need a college education

just training and some certs

oh a security clearance

you should try it and find out

i sort of did it just with my hands there to verify it as feasible before i posted, it works fine, feels like you're wearing a helmet with a really thick chin strap

sorry
no more slaps porfis

9/10 e-slaps of mine are out of love

I'm not feeling any between us as of recent

you're okay

manhoodtv.com/media/wysiwyg/got-1.jpg

its been done but its not good for the hair

anyways time for bed

casper had been sleeping for over 24 hours so he might be with you when i'm asleep

that's a beard grim

oh you meant gather the head hair?

thats kind of odd

night erin

kinda picturing casper and erin blowing each other now

check his pulse :c

Were you the guy who got the pot of gold or whatever stolen?

So Grim loved Vylee at one point ?

Casper just partied too hard.

...

Oh, wait...

LOL

NOOOOOO

I saw the video though, those idiots were breaking so many protocols

Im sure they got fired for it

2016 claims another

!?!

Don't ignore it Grim.

...

...

...

If his vag sense goes off he falls in love

i don't choose who i love...

OMG HE BROKE PROTOCOL

SHOOT HIM

...

Ew I didn't know you were necro what the fuck dude..

nigga what

if you actually loved me you would say hello at the very least before pelting me with questions

I wouldnt shoot a fellow messenger if he broke protocol
I would ask him what the fuck he was doing
normally we write up major breaches like that but I would let him go the first time because I give people the benefit of the doubt usually

hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

They corrupt the minds of men.

As in she's dead and will never re-wear the costume.

I actually called this one.

...

I thought's that how it worked?
I certainly didn't give you any reason to love me :^)

But he lost so much money for them.

Are you corrupted?

should have bet money on it

triggered

But there is no vag. What the heck?

There's a butchered thing inverted to make a hole.

GRIM HAVE YOU BEEN LIED TO?

I never said the sensor was perfect.

Sorry

Nope!

I bet disaster on it.

Stop talking OR I"LL MAKE YOU STOP TALKING

no

i'm trans

Relax. I knew all of the stipulations and circumstances.

I didn't love you

just had a big crush on you

it's not the same

I think

disaster?
as in one would happen?

OH MY GOD TRINA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I thought Lays chip girl broke you.

Cool?

Brb aram

:)

You totally loved Emma.

I thought I would have more reaction images for this moment.

...

He never had that kind of interest in me and that's why my relationship with him has been shaky at times to begin with.

I'm in a love triangle with strawberries and sushi

I think vy is very nice when she wants to be

and she does things for me and tolerates my brashness
which I appreciate

its nice

love is a strong word.
Just because you rank each other high on your lists does not mean you love them.

iunno

what a nasty combo

But ours has been that way too.

This one too.

Your just jealous because I get some often.

I would not put strawberries on my sushi
unless I was making fruitshi

what did she mean by this

The one where you called me a stuck-up bitch and I close off myself or whatever

...

oh I remember now

You've matured and grown out of that, right?

Dating a new boy now, right?

..........Right?

Yeah, I'm just memeing

Sounds like true passion to me.

to his credit she is kinda a stuck up bitch, but in a hot way

Nah, I still don't really open up and express myself.

Just cause I'm able to open up to one person doesn't mean I've changed, I'm still a shitty person.

Don't lie
you seem a little different at the very least

Get real, smelly.

I just don't care anymore.

can i still say hi
how are your pokemon

Oh, okay.

We're still buddies though, that's all that counts.

...

...

...

...

Sure, sure.

why did I maymay that

That's disgusting.

You're disgusting.

...

I know, right?

Don't be a loser.

ya I'll just stop being one right now magically ok?

It's as easy as turning off a switch.

Did you switch break in the on position?

I have never done that before in my life

Try it. You're cool, sometimes. I've seen it myself.

...

When is the last time Emma has actually been here?

12/27/16 (Tue) 21:59:29

Why don't you ever post with your computer anymore, clockwork?

Don't let it get to your head.

maybe 2 days ago
idk

no wait 12/27/16 (Tue) 22:00:17

I was just laughing at you.

bruh

buzzteller.com/child-uses-sleeping-moms-fingerprints-to-buy-pokemon-gifts/

WHY

and back

with all the canadian posters that post similar to her style, I've lost track. Last I remember was just after the beginning of the month on a saturday or sunday i think. If any doubt, it's not her to me.

are you mff or bebo

...

Because you said something so false that it was laughable.

I missed you.

I think he only has internet on his phone, until January starts

.

the former

Its okay i'm here now.

...

Okay, I've had enough. Go away again.

Come, now.

I enjoy conversing with you. I am sure others do as well.

Life is rough down under

Try again later.

ooh okay
sorry for having trouble recognizing you

Yes master.

Do not leave.

;~; okay

Leave.

But I'm a 0/10 content poster imo

Like, even know I'm just memeing.

Oh, it's okay, you can stay. I'll leave.

Bug Darwin lots and lots

okay bye

Smelly Emma can leave.

Go to sleep./

Yeah, all I've heard from multiple Australian friends about their internet services is that they're absolutely terrible

it's ok. Sometimes it's funner that way.

They probably have.... metered connections

D:

Yes daddy.

Yes mommy.

I kept waiting for the dick

I may have made a mistake. Now we have no girls left.

hehe xd

We have Tina and Darla.

Put on your skirts first, though.

Where is the other Canadian one?

...

She is lurking in discord with the others.

I guess this will have to do.

Fixed.

...

Don't spread lies and slander.

sorry i was busy
what's up?

You can be Annie.

HAH.

Me too

I thought it was the truth sorry

I WISH

THAT I COULD TURN BACK TIME

You can't handle the truth.

...

...

amazon.com/gp/registry/wishlist/ref=cm_wl_search_7?ie=UTF8&cid=A9G7HK30XB6S7

Can I take off my skirt and go back to my Pikachu jammies now? They were warmer.

NO

What are you doing

LOOK AT MY WISH LIST

boys~

;)

Idk if you have a truth so bad I can't handle it :c

Being fab.

nice desu ne, bought you a bunch of things off there. send nudes ;)

9+ pages of boys

The truth is... just kidding I chickened it while typing this

wow that's three bucks well spent

OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

youtube.com/watch?v=dD12aw5KYug

So the truth is you're a coward :x

I love that moment

;)

okay ^ ^

Just buy me a few more things first~

Thunderbirds say F.AB.

I'll buy everything on the list for you bby~~~~

CLOCKWORK RUINED THE MOMENT

shotgun to the dick

why don't you just watch porn >.>

Everyone I joke that line to someone irl I keep thinking I need to say a deep secret but yeah I chicken out and say the rest.

Yes. I am the biggest coward here.

Thanks love.

A lady such as myself doesn't watch vulgar things like that.

Forgive him

...

Yes, Masters.

...

You picked the wrong country to live in if that's the case..

but you seem quite comfortable reading filthy things..

double masters?? sluuuuutttt

?

Well... I manage to get by. Especially because I'm in the city

also Wew nice picture.

...

Cranberries covered in dark chocolate.

Wew x~x

that sounds tasty af

That sounds gross.

...

It was.

It's delicious.

Wew keep going

Also EXCUSE ME. I didn't get to choose which country I started of my game file in. It's randomly generated.

gimme

Ashley's laugh is the worst thing ever.

...

do you watch romance anime?

nah I'd probably do something lame like carbon monoxide with a car

especially seeing how I almost died from that already

Prove it.

It was all a lie.

I have a huge black cock.

Tina is a lie.

HA

I THOUGHT IT WAS A DYING ANIMAL

NO.

Open wide so I can spit in your mouth.

Actually don't.

That was too much.

rude.

I can't, I really should go to sleep now

That's alright, could've been a lot worse :p

Good night

...

MASTER NO

gay

nini subtle

so hot

darwin too cool to response x

no sui pls

alrdy have it

so troll

The cropped out parts too.

It could have been worse. I could have been born in, [WHERE EVER YOU LIVE]

nighty night

ok

Savage.

Yes.

new thread

new thread

new thread

new thread

new thread

new thread

new thread

new thread

new thread

new thread

new thread

new thread

seems like a very elaborate lie to make such a list unless that's not your list

why not

i just kinda exist
what's the point