Imminent

I don't have the patience for or interest in vidya to dump much time into it, it's gotta grab me early on and bacially be easy for me to like it

has anyone here ever bought you gifties?

that would make you cry? i suppose it is rather touching~

lol im gonna make you cry on ur birthday fam

Did you know that every time you lick a stamp you consume 1/10 of a calorie.

yes

I want you to kneel before your ancestors, cut it with a sword, and go off to fight the Huns, silly.

Why so
Crabby?

Soto and Chii to name a couple

its weird

like I have money so I can and do buy myself shit

but the feeling of getting an unexpected gift is amazing

do it when you can feed yourself

fatties

yeah, assuming i can feed myself on your bithday that is.

...

I am just slowly relearning how to like games. It's been a while since I've needed to play single-players

you have 11 months

get a gameplan going lol

Freedums

I'll like your "stamps"

i'm not. I'mma just cutcha

on it

i get better benefits starting soon

four moves ahead, like bobby fischer

also i start occupational therapy in january where they teach me how to like, shop properly, get motivated to cook for myself, take better care of myself, etc.

I can be your P2 ;)

I think it would luke cute if I did it myself and it was kind of messy.

Tell you what. I'll wait the week and a bit until I'm in Spain and I'm alone and have time off. And I'll go at it with scissors and leave it kind of long and if it doesn't work I'll just go beanie route. deal?

that makes me sound like a retard, but tbh that was toning it down, any other description of occupational therapy would make me sound even more retarded.

I've bought stuff from folks here but I wanted what I was buying

I'm glad to hear you get stuffs too and not jus give

do you play steam/pc games mostly?? None of my irl friends ever play the ga,es or systems I have 0___0

b-but you're not supposed to know

all fats must go
to brabant

but I have a coin collection

they should make government guides for this

dont worry about it
sometimes people forget or never learn the core essentials in the first place

thats why I felt extra bad this holiday season
I didnt budget for gifts reee

hi
give me your discord

Grouch!

Scoot, our compound in the forests of Idaho will have landmines and boobie traps and spike pits and giant spiders and infrared cameras.

That sounds reasonable. Meanwhile, I'm going to shave my head bald and cover it with black window paint.

no

don't tease you know I'd find that attractive

Our compound where we "englighten" the children....

yeah, shits gonna help a bunch i think.

so uh, buy me taco like old times?

If you want to but it might be hard

Steam and pc yeah. Also yeah not many people play the games I do.

Salty coins, and milk?

yfw no

:/

Pomf pomf kimochi

I am strapped for cash becuase I am about to move anyway

gomen

doushio

How do you know what that is. Pervert

Grease! Black grease! Like Furiosa.
Window paint. What was I thinking?

I wasn't. I wasn't thinking.

Scuby Ridge: An Animus Tragedy starring Randy Quaid (you), Laura Dern (me), and Kirsten Dunst (everyone else)

...

Are you high maintenance?

WHAT'S THIS STICKY STUFF ON ME

Does Kirsten wear many wigs and costumes?

find xx anonynmous meetings and eat the free catering there

dumpster dive behind restaurants, they throw away tons of fresh food

No song can make me ashamedly turn my volume from 100 to 0 as fast as this one.

I know you were talking furiosa paint and now your lack of thinking has made it so I can't stop thinking about that

hope you're proud of yourself

one cyber attempt and you're good to go go
but eh, how do I share what my account is.

whyrom

euuhmm
mayyybe

...

...

Probably.

Marshmallow fluff?

POMF POMF
KIMOCHI
WHATS THIS STICKY STUFF ON ME
THEY PLAY WITH ME UNTIL
I SMELL LIKE SALTY COINS AND MILK
MORNING EVERYONE
TODAY WE WILL HAVE LOTS OF FUN
UGUU AM I CUTE
IN MY FAVOURITE SWIM SUIT

listen man
I know you do a mean pouncing caterpillar but I dont like you like that

check in the bottom left

I actually tried a fluffernutter sandwich because of Guero.

I think you really need to put a lot of marshmallow fluff in order for it to be edible.

Like, and I'll blast Fat Refund.

We can start a cummies collection.

In my belly.

She's gonna change costumes so many times, she's gonna get costume burn!

I'm never proud of myself!

NICE CLIT

WELL YOU SHOULD BE

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That sounds absolutely horrendous.

ruud

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I tried melting my own marshmallows

god they were so sticky

but I managed to get some of that melted mallow on bread with nutella spread

its godlike

RABBA RABBA!

it worked!

that'll be really fast collecting

nuuu

*hug*

You're great.

Marshmallow fluff is like 20 calories a tablespoon and it tastes fine.

But the sandwich just seems so dry without jelly.

POMF POMF KIMOCHI

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There's a reason you don't eat marshmallow fluff to get healthy.

It will be her grand rebirth....

I'll hold it all, just for you.

It's not that bad for you. Peanut butter has damn near 100 calories per tbsp.

what the fuck is marshmallow fluff

Is bad for you. No take backsies

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When you have gay marshmallow porn, the marshmallow fluffer is the one who has to keep the straight guy hard between shots.

the stuff your ass and tits are full of

:stopfatshame:

Grim, I really like picture. I'mma save it. :3

Hussssssssssssh your face.

That's a really pretty photo of her.

Kirsten Stewart as Bo Gritz.

The fluff is not.

The sandwich is. Because it has peanut butter. And peanut butter is a jar of fat.

did you see the one named sabrina.png

reminded me 100% of you

im fat too its ok

it's fun to see a little leak though

O ok.

WOW.
LEWD.

btw I bought you Transistor on steam

now you have to play it

what the fuck are all of these

Go ask a doctor if you should eat marshmallow fluff. They will literally tell you to get lost.

uncomfy

The one with the text messages? That's sweet of you, Mr. Grim. :3

I saw that! I was going to write you a thank you note, but I got interrupted.

I'll see if my crummy computer will play it and let you know. I may have to dig out the desktop monster for this one.

This is coming together nicely

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...

Marshmallow fluff.

lmao

si

please tell me you invested loads of money into a gaming computer at one point

Please

It's not funny

because that would be cute

What are you, some kinda pervert?

yeah you ar

In our version, Bo is a pretty girl and not an obese racist.

The twist is that Kirsten Dunst also plays Kristen Stewart playing Bo Gritz.

♥

Nope! My friend did. Then she got a new one and gave me the old one, which I used once and now use as a cup holder.

I want to give you a big hug
hope you had a merry xmas

bah. I like when you get nerdy.

...

let someone have some of that shit
who cares if it's healthy

I have a refined taste

I want to be given a big hug.
Christmas may have been too merry. We made soooo much piiiiie. How did you do?

Remember how proud of me you were when I pointed out that Persephone ate a pomegranate, not an apple? Can we go back to that feeling? Can we ever go back?

it was okay
minus the obvious severe friction in the family, we did the tree thing and the gift thing so it went off without a hitch

Peeps will die to death. I'm only advising

Don't remind me sabs

the memories of the good times hurt too fucking much

Please

Oh god, a film in a film... not since the heady days of tropic thunder has such a thing been attempted

Loco is a worthless faker, anyway.

truth bombs boom boom

I bet you've just been eyeing me all over, waiting to lick me from head to toe.

Is that pic related?

*cue careless whisper

Raptured in Fire: The Making of the Making of Scuby Ridge: An Animus Tragedy starring Kirsten Dunst as everybody ever.

What if I pretend not to know what song you mean and you come in and say it's that sax one from the Simpsons and I say Sabs wow you're such a freaking Simpsons nerd

Will it be like it was before

Don't patronize me.

...

look at you posting Simpsons

you nerd

Simpsons nerd.

...

If it doesn't win a Ballon dCUNT of canne then nothing would

...

...

Ooooh baby

The ol' Palm deJour!

...

The very same. Reminds me. I need to research a moobie I wanna watch soon.

you are smart. tell me about the pots! And the thingies! The technical thingies! i melt whenever you talk about that stuff.

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"Rub" is the best onomatopoeia they could come up with! Ha!

Scoops, give me the scoop on the moobie.

The other day, our phone line was down during a live call-in show, so I hooked a JK mixer up to the phone pot in a neighboring studio, then routed the calls through an axia system into the talk studio and screened calls from the other room.

:D

i'm dripping. Oh my god.

I'm waiting>..........................

At this point it probably is a well known thang. The movie that is. Its an anime movie that ahas received quiite some coverage on BBC. Just thinking of checking it out.

Right Twin or Left Twin?

HECK

yuyu

It was a trick question, both are acceptable.

Though Sayu likes dem spankings.

The only AE86 in this country is a rally'd up 25K Levin hatch kill me

Guess who's home

wait what

sister!!!!!

when you have a fever and your hand is cold and you put it on your forehead

same

...

Got off work like 5 hours early.

Who is who between the bear and the loli?

Are you saying I'm not a girl?

...

huh

Sayu.
Likes.
To.
Be.
Spanked.

Who are you to say I'm not? I am if I say I am!!!

The gif you posted

Loods is a girl

they showed me

but I thought that was just a game about shooting

nooooooooooooooooooooo
clue

It got a little naughty on cam near the end, I admit it

Okaaaaaaay

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Daddy?

Isla triggers me.

This is how a man shaves

its lit

INSECURE_ABOUT_MANHOOD_NEED_CONFIRMATION.JPG

pu$$y lips

heheh

*hipster

I bet it's you.

Did you watch

hipsters use straight razors.

look at that thick lather.

grim

that's a bit freudian

741 pictures that I have to sort
why didnt I just do it in small batches as I found them
FUCK

I thought you'd appreciate the ironic posting

Yes dear?

$pread it

It really is

Get your gf to sort em

what does that mean

if something is freudian
or
I dont follow your fruedian psychology
like I know it has to do with frueds branch but what does it actually mean

you're slathering a load of white stuff on your face

and you like it thick

Extremely.

Shooting girls.
With pheromones.
Until you give them ecstasy. (Read: Until you make them cum.)

partly

it's okay.
I bought cassete and lp's.
we're both hipster.

do a split

Your posting images are welcome again.

His mommy bought it and said it would make him a real man.
She'd never lie to him.

This image is still apt.

cassettes
wow
pretty up there

I know people with vinyls and recordplayers that are also hipster garb

haha gay annotations hehe so funny

high five bro

She's busy sorting her own~!

I'm nowhere near that flexible

The filename is better than the picture

Where's your gf to sort stuff?

This bothers me for some reason.

i just bought a lewd thingy

..that's me.
it just started with burning Cd's, but now it's getting out of hand.
why do I listen Lebanese jazz grim, why do I recommend Syrian techno. WHY DO I LISTEN JAVANESE PSYCHEDELIC ROCK FROM THE 70S

practice!

people still do internet high fives

its so cheesy

old fashioned shaving stuff is like vinyl records

so obsolete in the face of their modern counterparts that they're essentially not fit for purpose

woah

I listen to japanese future funk atmost

Watch it all kudasai

She's got her own lewd anime waifu image stash?

but vinyls aren't obsolete

Go back into the closet.

Driving my panda AE86 trueno

Guys, look !
I built an empty room with stuff in it !

Wow !

Are you gonna show it off !?!? !? !? ?! ?!

It ain't easy

old fashioned shaving stuff isn't obsolete though

you save 90% using old fashioned stuff vs cartridge razors
you get a more luxurious shave
and you reduce razor burn by an infinite amount

real men shave with a combat knife in the trenches

modern shaving implements were literally invented to reduce burn compared to old stuff

nice try/10

Real men don't shave.

is it because we live in hipster cities

maybeh

and yet old fashioned stuff still does a better job

do the research or try it yourself pal

I'll let the animu girls do it for me

Yeah. We share.

I probably should. Being gay suits me terribly.

See, you post lewd as heck things.

is nyc really a hipster city

GOOD

I only like GIRLS.

But tears.

What a life

Its NOT lewd

I always thought vaginas scared you or something.

wow gay

Smooth body is pure body.

I'm listening to loud music in just my boxers in the apartment and there's nobody to care about ha ha!

My life is pretty fantastic. See above as well.

You are a PERV, just like last we cybered on cam.

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s t r e t c h

y e s

I don't need those

I refuse to believe it

...

full-body hairlessness is often similar to a chlidish figure

why do people strive to look like naked little kids

oh, you don't think i might know a thing or two about shaving?

The burn of Agent Orange is how you know the shave is close.

Same.

Slander

Hmm. Hmmm.

Cold!

You must finish PlasMem soon

I always make sure to grow out my feet and back hair to stave away impurity.

that is okay

I must finish other things

err purity

...

the main factors ultimately move to the shaving interface and the blade contact

cartridges often us a small lubricant strip that is followed by 3-5 razors, each cutting more and more hair off
often pulling hair out of the follicle a bit then slicing it
which lead to hair sliced under the skin which leads to insane irritation and increased risk of ingrown hairs
the interface in modern shaving products dries the skin and often doesnt off enough lubricant

unless you use certain gels, but even then
they are a limited quantity

one can usually lasts 1-2mo depending on how much you shave

one cartridge of blades lasts a week

meanwhile you have 100 blades for the same price as one pack of cartridges which lasts for 1-2years

and a shaving soap which lasts 1-2 years as well
for the same price

shaving soaps combined with a brush allows the user to create a liquid silver lather full of moisture that doesnt dry out

most shaves are at least 2 passes so you reapply fresh lather, further ensuring moisturization and maximum lubrication

with only one blade contacting the skin you have 0 chance of cutting under the skin and greatly reduce irritation

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They are oddly flexible

Right.

Not at all

It's not bad here!

I agree some neighborhoods are hipster

but not the city as a whoel

I braid mine.

WHOAH WHOAH WHOAH

DID NOT READ

FUCK

Good job.

...

but a cursory glance suggests you completely misunderstand the function of multiple blades.

You have a fat vagina.

well I don't have it yet

lets see your explanation

imo the multiple blades eliminate the need for multiple pass shaves

but they do it too much so

brb fud

I have been using the same razor blade for three years you do not need new ones ever.

well yeah, what else are they good for

s'fine.
everyone in amsterdam is hipster, except some foreign neighbourhoods

But you're posting the Isla.

nerd

Bare-chested?

they spread force over a greater area of skin, reducing force specific to any one blade, an therefore reducing injury.

de razors rule, closer and cleaner

You told me that turned you on

You tell me man

I put on a pair of sweatpants but that's just for comfy. And yus

Every real life occurrence with a trans just ends with me making myself out as an utter dick so they don't think it's because they're male or somehow not passable.

boring

I say whatever I have to so I can get those nudes.

Must be super toasty in there.

Want.

same prinipal of a bed of nails

lying on one nail would impale you

lying on many spreads the weight, each nail supports a fraction of the total weight, and thus none are able to cause injury

good stretch

That's gay.

I've never crossed one here. Either they're REALLY quiet about it here or the meme might not exist here at all

Well at least I have yours too.

Fairly. You're free to drop by for a beer

A warm comfy house?

Tsssk

Come live driving distance then I'll do :3

You can't live in someone else's sweat pants.

this is true
but when you learn to use a safety razor, this issue is nullified
the rest of the benefits of de/safety razors make it worthwhile

fastest amazon can do is two days, sorry!

laylaylayz

I think you thinking that says more about you than it does about me :^)

Tsksksksksksksk

plus lubrication strips, etc.

they are superior.

like, we used to cut hair with knives, swords, and straight razors, then we invented scissors bro.

just embrace progress, it sure aint waiting for you.

It's you who wants something I have. You put in effort.

They're like .1% of the population so it's not really common. I just am friends with someone that was dating one and ended up in that social circle.

POO -> LOO

Hmpf *turns up heater*

+1

Jammies would be a much better alternative.

post them and prove it.

I have used both kinds of razors
and I have gotten better results from DE

I would advise you to try DE's yourself before condemning them

the shaving industry has become extremely consumerized, and is a huge cash-sink, I prefer to save money and have a clean, problem free face at the same time

His jammies?

...

i will if you buy me taco

you really like this image huh

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...

Well not his, per say.

Put on some wooly socks for comf

Then you'll just post mine in retaliation.

people epilate their face?

Holy shit that took a while

Its a cool gif

I promise I won't.

best part of using de razor is buying nice shaving soap and stuff

it's, like, a more fancy and sorta enjoyable experience

Multi-bladed razors are meant for "forced obsoletion" but are better.
The only area where straight and safety razors are superior are hard edges, ie if you have a strong jawline, since multi-bladed razors can't conform to it as well as a single edge.

people epilate ur mum

...what?

people with super thick or curly hair get better results from safety razors because of the immensely reduced chance of ingrowns, though.

so new

post ur setup fool

Nah, I want to keep them to myself.

Chlorine is a good razor.

You don't like wool?

Wait who argues multi bladed razors are worse

I command you to post them.

well
when your follicles burn off

hi

only foolish manbabies

...

y u think this

they work fine

scroll up and read some posts

I'm not rly interested in arguing w anyone, but yeah, that true

I don't shave my legs during the summer yet they are hairless.

I'm a foolish man baby erin? sheeeshh

how about your head hair
unless you wear a cap which I assume you do

Ingrown hairs are a sign you're shaving too close, since it's cut angled into the follicle and the catches once it grows out.
"Opening your pores" with a hot towel before shaving is really a bad thing since you end up cutting it below the skin.

I paid a local barber $10 for a shave with a straight plenty of times before going to something I had to dress up to.
There's no benefit to it other than just wanting to feel like it's somehow cleaner.

It seemed sort of unrelated to what I was saying more than anything.

"everyone who doesnt agree with me is dum"

I have special shampoo and I put coconut oil in it sometimes.

there is a saying

"only fools and horses work for a living"

we british have a very well known show called "only fools and horses" about a tax evading rogue trader and his family and friends

funny thing

that saying is american

it was americans that said if you work to support yourself, you're either a fool or a horse

jesus fuck guys get a job.

Yeah that's when shit isn't sharp anymore applies to any blade

Heck, water and a good blade should be plenty

Human hair is infinitely weaker than metal and can't dull it, lack of maintenance and rust kills the blade.

It's all in your head dude.

*pat* who

ban hair

yeah. thats exactly what multiblade razors do.
The first blade is blunt. It hooks the hair above the surface. As you push the razor, the blade pulls the hair forward and up. The next blade is sharp, and it comes behind and slices the hair. The hair finally retracts into the follicle, below the surface. Repeat the process for more blades.

how fancy

mileage differs per user, as with pretty well everything else

womp womp

lol??????

What? No, all blades are blunting at the same time due to rust do you even know how hard hair is

I didn't do that for my first summer and I ruined my hair.

Jobs are for grownups

but its not enough a lot of the time

you can never fully dry out the razor when its done
human hair is weaker but it is often full of microcontaminants that still dull the blade, even after a facial scrub

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my mom always used to tell me to put oil in my hair but it feels so icky

indians are really good @ taking care of hair

coconut oil is a staple in the household just for hair care

human hair is stronger than steel beams of the same thickness and can't be melted by old fashioned razors

Nair.

DO SOME RESEARCH

trufax

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Get shat on america

do gay people dip their assholes in nair

I don't see any with a lot of hair though.

Yeah becuase the nonfunctional parts create drag, but it doesn't affect the final result.

Keeping it in a oil after shaving is a solution.

lmao hair is hair and doesn't contain more crap than keratin and unless you daily ingest glass microdust or work in a glass breaking factory there's nothing in there that can significantly dull your blade

the get chem burns if you dip your asshole

trust me

Do cunts ask me stupid questions?

good boy

you just have a WEAK asshole

this thread is why i'm not around anymore lol

...

well shit

it's 11pm and casper is still asleep

is this how much normal people can sleep?

hi erin

Just train your anus to withstand it. Easy.

heya, how are yew?

i will make it strong like ox

its an actual question

you rude little shit

omy

nobody cares

bye bye

I once used a hair to floss.
but it broke.
checkmate

human teeth are stroger than steel beams of any thickness and only melt in the sun

kinda meh but putting on a fake smile :D

how are you doing?

Peach fuzz =w=

you're asian right
you have thin hair

so you can get away with shoddy shaving stuff

try being black or brown or having genes for thick/curly hair

Attach a weight to the end of you dildo and stand up without it falling out.

Keep adding pounds until you get up to like 15.

oh, gosh :x that's not great?

i am okay. wanna get stoned but we only have a little hash left and i can't smoke it alone while caper sleeps :/

Do NOT try being black or brown.

yes master

shut the fuck up darwin

don't floss w hair

nippon slteeel folded 295t8y1 tines

lol snap dar

Dar, make me black and blue instead~

keratin and hair buildup is not affected by genetics

whoops

why not

actually darwin has a point

DON'T DO IT.

also

men's facial hair regardless of race can be as tough as copper

Go train.

it amazes me how idiotic people can be

lol The World's Biggest Penis is on

*on you*

Mongolians seem like a pretty hairy people.

Done.

Delete this.

darwin do you ever physically harm your shotas when you all get intimate?

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seek help

do
some
research

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Most of the people here like getting hurt.

...

Most of the people here are not shota.

Sticks and stones may break my bones but words will n- oh..

...

and a ching chong nip nong to you too, young lady

The ones you think are shotas aren't actually shotas.

#S\ｼ嚆WJU

I like your research.

I refuse

Maybe but I don't think you're thinking of what I'm thinking.

Moshi moshi, shota desukedo~

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EU posters can't handle me

lenko best shota

a Bulgarian reeducation camp it is

neat

I did mine on my face.

I've always felt like this is what I am on the inside

Test is.

Nice anecdote.

f-for you

Whats this ?

I probably don't.

Do you need a hug or something?

you want a shota inside you

:O

Sure

Ask your hug buddy.

HE LITERALLY LOOKS PERPETUALLY 13.

I don't even understand what is going on anymoooooooore reeeeeeee

lucky

...

It's not like that.

My subscription ran out so I can't.

Less than you think, more than I know.

HUGS, NOT HAND HOLDING.

new

oh you're hangin out with kasper? das cool

he's swedish or something right?