Burd burd burd, burd is the word

All the text walls.

Life is suffering.

Cup is cute when he cries.

get fukked you liverpool son of a mother

tuppins

How old am I, then?

19 isn't a child, bwaka.

plzno
Yes, this picture is from flip flappers.

just filter anyone who does it.

i like full out got into it with him

and he was like whoa calm down

it is i

your bro cuppers

how fucking horseshit is that

i went at his dead boyfriend harder

Hey, stop thinking like that. It's what gay normie kids think. Just tough through it and become the superior man. Or. Fuck boy. I'm kind of assuming you want to be a femboy or something here. As most people on here tend to, at least.

I'm saying you're an age player damnit. Don't lie to me.

I don't know, but I'm sorry to say that I'm 70.

Repost

Finish yourself you useless shit :3

No, I don't care. Stop clinging onto something from months ago. Tell mordin to unbring you here. Take him with you while your at it.

Welcome back to the land of the dead

Ugh....

...

It's entertaining though.

I mean, I doubt you'd like it if someone went at your dead cat.

Life is suffering.

You're a literal child.

19 kinda is though

rude.

is it though? like...is it?

Uhuh. Mordin didn't bring me here. He's quite literally a faggot and I don't associate with him.

Says the little baby.

Quit trying to make it weird.

way to put it in perspective

no i would not like it if fucking someone went at my dead cat

your dead cat was a whore.

i was a child at 22 even

is all

Yes, Cup.
It is.

That's why I said it. I am never wrong.

Then I'm not sure you should feel proud about doing what you did.

you have a weird sense of what is and isn't boring.

alright ill stick to riririn
ive heard good things about that show is it gud stuff? i might watch it but at this rate my ptw is getting long so pls determine if its good enough

I'm perfectly straight! although dick on the side can be nice once in a while. I have no desire to look cute and fuckable.

whats an age player im 17 and innocent to the world desu

I'm not the one trying to pretend to be older than I am on an online internet image board.

Oh, when you put it that way, aren't we all just big children?

...

Damnit. I was just projecting really hard then. My bad. "I'm perfectly straight but I like penis!"

OKAY KID. Also yeaaahh you go after like. 60 year olds, I bet. Aheu.

I'm doing an amazing job at it if you can't tell.

yeah i kinda feel bad about it

but i was pretty mad

for sure man

i still feel like a kid

speaking of dead BF

moogs is here

Can I do anything to make it more bearable? Glass of water perhaps?

Fight me

This is known but you need to pull him back into the portal as it closes.

Murrning.

Should work on your aggression.
You seem to go after people a lot.

I enjoyed it a lot.
Enough to ask Subtle for another recommendation.

I can tell that you're doing an absolutely rubbish job at it.

I wish I were still a kid.

Life was so easy back then.

i wasnt aware he died

sup

2 shots of Vodka.

2soon

He left already to slut himself off to the other boards. Don't worry.

Hahah. Okay, kid.

No, but you are dead... brain dead

Why shouldn't you be able to? I'm not asking you to post nudes, nigga

I'm certainly not lame!

Tough luck

I just woke up. Head is splitting and I can't be arsed to eat.

fight me with your penis

gottem

certainly feel like it

thats unfortunate

...

yeah i've been doing better though

eating dirt alone in my back yard is my go to memory

That's just an example of how you're a literal child.
Are you even old enough to be here?

...

Proof it. Do something really cool and extreme and bodacious you fucking lame kid.

Did you think I was joking when I said I was older than you?

I liked the part where I had no concerns or responsibilities.

Considering you don't even know how old I am?

i don't know why but dirt tasted good

i also touched my cousin

ugh. got all excited when I saw "chi's sweet home 2016" then...

So sup with you?

That's good. I've been working on my issues as well.

You certainly act pretty young, desu ne. Then again, most 20-30 year olds were practically raised as man children so I guess it's not too far off to call you a big child.

been up all night

i want pizza

You set yourself up and I just pitched it well. Besides guys are kinda gross but phallic objects are good at pleasuring.

I'm not into oldies I prefer cute smol grills

that makes you sound like someone that doesnt watch animu enough. how sad is your life to be missing out ;_;

oh well im also camera shy desu you should still share more feet tho because its basically the fuel to keep the internet running

if you may or may not have noticed i'm squashing my beefs

luka and i are kinda dating so i think i am doing a good job

HA, I don't have to prove anything to someone who e-fucked Kroni!

2bad4u

I never ate dirt.
I was a lot more finicky about food than I am now and I was also a bit of a neat freak.

Who didn't?

You know, being unable to call an age is pretty childish in and of itself.

It's just one of a time waster or background noise to me.

later nerds.

I doubt anywhere is open this early.

If I said anything beyond rad I would be going back on my trying not to be a dick in threads about this.

Later

Go fuck yourself, slut, I'm not a nerd!

Dewa

i know i got no way to go get it anyway

Heheha
Made me laugh ^^

Good. Now shut the portal

You'd like that too much to do any good

so you got more finicky about food?

Sounds like something a nerd would say.

I would never set myself up. This is a lie. I like guys so I can't really agree at all with them being gross. And ditto on penises.

Ah. Fair enough. I'm into oldies, and into being a cute grill, but, that's just in my imagination.

Yo the hate-sex was great man. Don't knock it before you try it.

I never saw you calling my age, so you've just shot yourself in the foot right there. You might as well go ahead and admit you're underage.

I can't.

go for it

Useless.

Just buy like 30 of those shitty Tostino pizzas.

I'm not kidding.

Nah. It's counter productive. Being a constant cock about shit is to tiring and just puts me back into depression.

ew no

Then I'll make it 4.

What else did you expect?

I grew more tolerant to foods I don't like.
I can still be really finicky, but it's more tame now.

I'm not the one trying to claim seniority.

ah i don't want you to be sad

but i wanted to hear your rant

woulda made me happy

It makes you appreciate the good shit.

That would be lovely.

I have never nerd.

Didn't you start with boasting about how you're so old that everyone here is a child to you?

Come on now. I guess you must be old. You have the memory of a geezer, anyway.

Didn't seem like much hate from your side :^D

Eh, I just woke up so I can't rant anyhow. Would just be a sloppy mess of bullshit.

i'm still really weird about mushrooms

other than that i chomp whatever

besides meat of course

Nothing but pure passion and the delusion of love, baby.

i would rather have good shit

ok

you're cute when you're cranky and just waking up btw

i tried to like you

nani i cannot comprehend what you just called it are you out of your mind desu sore

hah uragay

I wish to be filled up in the tummy with warm cummies but i don't have a pussy to accommodate for that. but i happen to like my dick so I wish to remain male. Taking it to the ass doesn't seem like it would have the same sensation.

is this what being an irl futa means

...

I remember... Well sort of remember finishing a whole bottle of red square.

What would you prefer in terms of brand?

Careful or you'll end up like I did puking blood on everything.

Yeah. Incredibly.

Same here. I just resign to being a trap. Also considering HRT for more feimine looks because I'm not exactly the epitome of cute or anything as is. Although I have no intention of getting my dick cut off. I'd like to keep it, even though most of what I enjoy sexually doesn't even really involve me receiving pleasure directly.

It's all about pleasuring your signifigant other and that junk. Trust me. That shit is addicting. Such a wonderful feeling.

No, that's called being sexually confused.

...

iunno

Takes one to know one !!!

Wasn't quite a boast, really.

I'm not a child, after all, needing to feel older than I am.
Stop trying to grow up so fast, I've done it, it's horrible.

It's usually textures that do it for me.
Like, I can't eat bananas because of it.

More I had to grow up.

null how was xmas

If you say so.

I've also grown up. I'm more happier than when I was a kid, trust me. That's probably because I actually have goals and ambitions, though.

It was absolute garbage actually all things considered.

yeah textures is why i'm weird about mushrooms

bananas though?

now that is weird

Lame.

damn howd that happen though

...

So is Apache Kroni?

why would you not?

I got sick :s

I'll get you pizza when you visit.

Yes, it is I, Kronie.

Considering I had a big old autism fit two days before Christmas and all that junk, it's no surprise.

apache is some other dude whose origin i forget

yay

That is not good.
Please be careful and take care of yourself.

oh he is someone else though

Ban apache

Ah. I can't keep track of all the pseudo intellectual gobblty gook.

It will be a grand time.

he seemed nice though i liked him

i just keep digging up more and more... what do u mean by autism fit

fo sho

Please, adulting doesn't make one happier.
It sucks any and all semblance of joy from your soul until there's nothing left but a shallow husk of who you once were.

Probably.
I know I'm not the only one with it though.

I wouldn't doubt it, but I neither know nor care.

does that mean you prefer taking it to the ass?
how do you release endorphins for the feel guds?
im not sure what its like pleasing a SO ive never had one

im not confused pussy is great
iwish i had some

you cant enjoy it because of responsibilities?
i dont get it whats your stance on animu

you wont grant me feet lewds
youre alright but not gud enuff

yea me neither

i will forget that cuppers is whatever name he is

tomorrow

I should be able to get you out here this summer.

Have you slept yet?

...

okie dokie

How is Dragons Age?

twenty one pilots

Go to foolz and check it out for yourself dude.

You only say this because you still have the mind of a child.

Mhm. Well, actually, I mainly prefer giving hand jobs and blow jobs. But if they would want to do anal I wouldn't be adamant.

I really get off to the idea of pleasuring the person, I guess. Something about it just turns me on a lot. Not exactly sure why.

Pussy is overrated honestly.

good. need to get my cpu cooler tho

no should i?

you're the second person to ask me that

...

Not that I can't enjoy it, so much as I always have to be doing something, and, even when I don't, I have a lot of other ways to spend the down time.

You aren't fun anymore, I'm going to go to my work.

hey doll

Have fun.

in a minute but i wont rly read the whole deal either. i'll just get the gist of it, so what caused the autism fit?

I'm not sure how much I'll need to sustain you while here.

And how much do you have for it?

I would say you should.
You've been up all night.

twp are dope as fuqq

oh apache is still here

we were like talking about him

how embarrassing

uve been here too long

i have no schedule and my schedule is fucked

why do anything

sowwy

I don't know. I woke up that day and felt I needed to be cute or something but also I knew I wasn't cute. I think that's how it happens. My mind is pretty stupid.

yeah t why were you up all night anyways

who is t

oh me?

i'm luka life

no reason to sleep

no reason to wake up

luka life is fucking great

Yes sir.

To avoid depression.

That is Mr.Sir to you.

dude what
you're a fuckin neet?

oh i get annoyed at most

no i just have a shitload of vacation

so i choose to live like a neet

nothing right now

Sleep is still encouraged.

Ah. Well that sucks.

I might lie down again soon.

eh as i said i woke up at noon

but fine

see ya!

im just trying to save for my pc parts right now

Later.

Just don't skimp on quality.

Back in an hour or so.

Yes Mr. Sir

Do you have experience o.o
Do you prefer that over climaxing? So youre a bottom?

Life sucks like that!

is your meltdown worth a read?

nah im doing the H100i liquid cooler then i need to think about whether i should save for a new motherboard, case, or ssd first

Nope, but I sure as hell fantasize about it a lot. And yeah I do. I'm a huge fucking sub, yep.

Not at all, I don't think. Pretty typical I just sound like a whiny faggot. If you want to know what I look like though I guess it could be worth it.

This nigga awoke up at noon yesterday
now it's noon today

look as in seem?

As in my face.

Thats nice im subby too but i prefer the femdom kind
Does that make me human scum

fantasy is all i have im a virgin loner

Tfw no 2d animu grill to jerk me while reading femdom doujins

hey I'm a girl
you wanna get on this dick?

i was too lazy to look just post face

Sure

Nah I think that makes you normal.

You'll find it eventually or something. Hopefully? I don't know.

That'd be too easy. I really have no actual want or care for anyone seeing what I look like. I have no reason to post it, so I won't.

in your face. maybe I will. you prefer 'apache'?

like the washington redskins?

dont overestimate your worth

damn you really give it up quick ;)

what were we doing when we were his age

what age

You will be able to catch a glimpse of the person behind this whole "apache" poster, is what I was saying. I think most people enjoy the thought of seeing how pathetic the person is behind the posting, which I can sympathize with.

I do prefer apache. Not sure why. But no, it has nothing to do with the Washington Redskins, I'm afraid.

I'm not. I'm quite literally worthless. I'd be overestimating by posting myself here.

you're named apache becasue everybody umps on it
obiously

like 18ish

Time to fuck off for a sensual fap

Theres a hole in your logic
2d grills dont exist

If there is a dick and a hole it is compatible

you saw what i was doing

Get a 3d girl.

seems the least I could do for someone who willingly subjects themselves to this place.

being a stone-cold bunny.

It's not too bad here.

Well.

It's really bad, actually.

yes

wastelander and I were beside ourselves at the slow reveals over the years at the true personalities under the masks. really was for the best.

once those neuronal pathways have been reinforced by enough (You), you stop caring. quality (You).

better than tf though rite

youtube.com/watch?v=Q1Xzw12qMgk

This song could've been much better if they added a little disharmony to it. Like maybe some random backround shouts or some shit that's dissonant. Otherwise pretty good song.

Honestly the (you)s aren't enough for me. I won't reply to someone like Luka, no matter how many (you)s they give me.

The people in /tf/ are much sadder individuals, definitely, but I think I kinda liked it there more.

But, I'm very biased on the matter I guess.

Wastelander? More like 'scared kanra'

Fakelander

...

griffon the brush off

this place actually sorta fused from a gfur thread and an anime one, back on Holla Forums a year... a couple... um, three years ago? fuck.

think you've learned anything in your time posting career (thus far)?

why would I be scared. there may be good reason, but not liek you'd know. unless darwin.

Sounds saucy. Do tell.

Didn't wastelander sleep with a minor?

Or... we could just the game

nope. just a major bitch.

Didn't Soto sleep with two minors and get arrested for it?

Or is that just a meme?

Not much you can learn from a bunch of retarded posters really.

You furries are fucked up

What do you think this is? 2012 or something?

Oh no

It sounds like it'd be true.

A real goddam shame tbh. but the same is pretty true here. the most you can learn is from yourself, which is sorta what I mean by the question.

I've met consistently more fucked up animus.
especially in terms of their relationships.

exactly. They've ceased worrying. they never see it coming.

Rolled 7 + 1 (1d8)Just rolling.

Yeah but at least I don't fuck dogs

Oh. Well. Things I guess. Couldn't say specifically. At least, I'm way too lazy to, but yeah I learned a thing or two I guess. Not directly from posting here, but, while I was posting here I guess.

come on loco kyle is supposed to be your friend

I was talking about wastey

I don't mind Squash sleepig with dogs. That's his business.

sure

...

I'm actually much more disgusted by the furry things kanra has done than squash

Kanra why don't you share

speaking of fucking bitches

Love and attention me !!!

exactly what a dog fucker would say.

so what do you hope to get out of this?

heya loco.
any idea what you're going to ruminate on first in your empty house? which of the 6 bedrooms, that used to be home to a family and their children, will you be using your old noodle in?

Btw what furry things has Kanra done that's so deplorable?

im no bitch

*love and attentions*

The library is going to be my studio

I'm gonna take the youngest kid's bedroom and put a bare mattress and a crucifix in there and that's gonna be the meditation room

fun. a lot of drinking. plenty of drugs. degeneracy and friendships. those were the days. furries sure as hell know how to party. specially the city I was in.

Entertainment while I'm bored. That's literally it.

...

No Rin is the bitch

I justwant to watch

partying with furries in real life sounds weird

...

Hi Tokai

good gif~

How's you been?

God damnit. I don't want to stay up that long.

I got two tickets for circa waves

get in line

Hi Human

Is that a knoife?

Busy with family, got christmas going.
and some hanging out. Now I'm really enjoying finally having free time again.

because m² is what is responsible for your lack of

seems to be the norm about these parts. like that you do multiple sentences. it's not the only quality that matters, but after all this time, it can be telling of a person.

do you vidya?

most of them aren't in suit, and some of them are even attractive. they all like to drink. most of them are just nerds with tails. i was one of the more attractive ones there, if that says anything.

I live under the stairs at the moment

Weeee.
I'm kinda just faffing.
As I tend to do.

Please stop trying to use english slang

Please

Well of course. Why else would anyone go to this place? Other than attention maybe. Hmm? What about me and multiple sentences...?

I do, yeah. Rarely. I've been trying to get into it a little more though, to prevent me from slutting so fucking much.

...

I sense lies.

most of them werent even in their suits
the rest of them were wearing diapers

i was the most attractive one their

relaxing.
I'm just hosting a game, drinking a bit.
being excited for a concert in 4 months

youtube.com/watch?v=4PjaKZHueP8

everybody was drinking hard liquor out of dog bowls on the floor

he is still salty towards me

Hey replace hard liquor with cum and that's a party I'd like to be invited to.

the family you displaced due to the volume of your ego probably wishes they had some stairs to put one of their offspring about now.

also harry potter did and he vanquished voldemort.

it is really all about attention and boredom. multiple sentences, if they actually add something to what the person is saying, is a good thing. all for brevity, but there seems to be less thought in some. unless it is already implied.

do you anime?

the truth. a lot of artist types too. maybe a lower ratio than people at a bar or a club, but definitely higher than the average line up at your local Tim Hortons. not in Quebec, though. like, Toronto.

Ouh? What kind of game?

And don't drink too much, you know how I'm wont to worry.

my art is tying people up with leashes and intense fetch training

Yup yup. Oh, right, okay, I get you.I like writing a shit ton of sentences, but usually half of them end up meaning nothing. It's a habit I probably need to break, something I kept back from when I would write essays or whatever when erping and shit.

I also anime rarely. It's hard for me to find any anime that actually interests me at all though.

Well how else would they go about realizing their fantasies of fucking femboy foxes? In asll seriousness though, I don't really have anything against furries.

Well. There's this one furry friend I have who I'm jealous of, because they're cute, even down to their voice, in my opinion. It throttles me greatly.

And then there's this one guy who says he's 23 but he acts about 12. He keeps trying to psycho analyze me and fails miserably.

He also gets pissed off and passive-aggressive if you don't use his pronouns. He triggers me to high hell and back for the most part.

Are we talking about Loco?

It was cute that he assumed I was older than him though. I really liked that part.

"older people like you are sex obsessed, a-and you just like manipulating little kids with no friends!!!"

Nah some random guy on Discord named Ladam.

europa universalis
im playin daneland

i wooont, cant anyway with the anti biotics

do you want to get manipulated

Really hard sometimes, yeah.

filthy slut

it's not always about the sex!

brevity isn't the same thing as saying little, just saying more with less. probably need to work on that too. your content is relevant though, since I'm finding out about you, flaw or not.

watch steins;gate. if you haven't already, you really need to.
also Ghost in the Shell. movie and first series.
that's about it. just well made awesome animation and storytelling.

yea. there are qts in the furry community. Vice wrote an article. vice.com/en_ca/article/when-edmontons-furry-scene-parties-they-party-hard

Hmm.

Good.
I hope you have fun~

Should also get on Discord more if you can find the chance.

Based Tokes

absolutely khoroshov

Fair enough, I guess. I've always really looked up to the idea of an author or writer being able to depict things really easily with few words, in a way that seems natural. Yet whenever I type, I end up doing pretty much the exact opposite.

Seen Steins Gate, haven't seen Ghost IN the Shell. My furry friend tried to get me to watch the dubbed version. Wasn't interested in it at all.

Abuse me more, daddy.

etc, etc.

thats mister daddy

Yes, sir, Mister Daddy, sir.

good girl

but the pills are gone so it's prolly fine.

I'll try so, can't stay up too late still though.
going out tomorrow

trying to form kalmar

I don't really struggle with conveying coherent thoughts when typing. But when it comes to speaking in real life I fucking sperg out always, because I always think that the person I'm speaking with doesn't really care at all what I'm saying. This bothers me so damn much sometimes. I wish I could be a more concise speaker, and not come off as a rambling excited faggot with autism.

What are you gay or something? I thought you were a Mrs.

...

Well, yeah.
Just whenever you get the chance, love.

I kinda miss hanging out...

they call me misses man

try doing a lot of reading. not to sound like a prick, but Christopher Hitchens. he has a way of being to the point when he needs to, and keeping you entertained during his longer points.

people that write for a living tend to know how to write, y'know?

Ghost in the Shell is amazing. but you have to watch three eps of it to get into it. then you have Gurren Lagann, which is over the top immaturish epic fun. if that's your thing.

I say this as someone that is particular about wasting time on anime.

tfw horny now but wanting to delay fap till I'm back home

Those were the times!

Yes, ma'am, Misses Man, ma'am.

oh my

can i donate a fap
i wanna build up

The Atlantic
The New Yorker
The New York Times

xd

On the streets, or what?

Mhhnn. I lost interest in books a long time ago. But, if I ever have the chance, I will take up your suggestion.

And you say that, yes, but keep in mind that there are some people who can just be total shit at writing even after doing it a lot. this mostly shows with like. Smut books, I feel. You can tell some of the authors are just fucking awful at writing.

I remember trying to get into Gurren Lagann as well, but I got bored for whatever reason...I don't know. Things tend to not hold my interest for very long. I usually need someone there forcing me to watch it for me to actually end up enjoying something, I've learned.

Wow you're into anime, dweeb? What are you soom kinda like. Weeb.

public restrooms

Apache, you're like 12 what do you know?

Hm?

No !

furries are sub human scum

THERES SO MANY CATS

This is a blatant disrespect of the arts that be.

Who would ever do this...oh, wait, niggers would.

OwO

Used to read a lot as a little baby or whatever.

uh buddy I know bass guitars in and out, my journey began in a little place called guitar center off 43rd street right by the south jordan plaza. one time my father had to get replacement strings for his acoustic and he couldn't afford both good strings and a babysitter so he took me along with him. what an experience that was! I saw dozens and dozens of instruments, drums, brass, but the one that caught my eye the most was the humble bass guitar. it was then I knew what I wanted in life. I began mowing lawns, babysitting, shoveling snow ANYTHING for money in hopes that some day I could own a bass guitar like that. then came the happiest day of my life, my 12th birthday. my father presented me with the best gift he could ever give, a brand spankin' new bass. over the next 5 years I obsessively taught myself how to play it, developed new techniques, read up on old techniques etc, I even played in a small band known as Earth for a while until I quit because of creative differences, but the issue dawned on me that I just wasn't cut out for music creativity wise, but over those years I had accumulated over 20 different bass guitars, and I knew each like the back of my hand. so I decided I was going to spend the rest of my life designing and critiquing these beauts, and boy has it payed off. I won a metalworking competition in '07 worth 500 big boys with one of my most prized creations, the 5 string bruiser. I married and now I have 3 kids all because one fateful night a lovely lady witnessed me play some fresh 19/16 32-note licks at a party, and best of all, I got a job doing what I love! now consider that next time you stupidly ask "uuuh can you elaborate" I know bass guitars like you know cheetos and hentai, kid. now step off

kitty kat

We'll hang out asap.
t'just been a kind of explosion of seeing people. Finally got a rest from school and work stuff, so now I kinda gotta plan.

I miss the greater time too

Lielie, you're like 12 what do you know?

ty for fulfilling the meme

Oh shit Tokai you're still alive

that's plewd lewdie

where have you been?

Okaiii, I'll try to be patient.

that's why the '3 episode rule'.

the awesomeness or accurate evaluation on whether some media is worth your time, especially in terms of anime, should be done on the basis of approximately 3 episodes. according to experts.

fuck reading books. if you don't like it, you won't suddenly like it.
just read written stuff. work your way up from there. books require fucks given most of us have lost.

casper sleeps for sweden

it's 4:30 in the afternoon

hi iiiii iorin

everyone knows the 3 episode rule comes from madoka not an approximation
get your shit straight

also reading is really fun if you dont have technology

Netherlands can join when we reestablish.

Yeah?

heya barb, what's cookin?

uwu

I'm pretty sure it's an inaccurate notion at best.

I still use it because I'm fucking lazy and in a 13 episode season I should know what I'm getting into on episode 3 if not sooner.

3 episode rule existed before Madoka.

Madoka just decided to have fun with it, because Gen is a sadist.

Fuck that man. I can't watch three episodes. Especially if one is like 30 miutes long. I'm much too impatient for that...I end up skipping through points and stuff.

Who are these experts, exactly...? I don't trust them. It's probably the damn government trying to control how I think again.

Yeah true. I'll read a book if it's good. But I haven't seen anything but young adult literature these days. And it's all cancer and poorly written. Plus the same themes have been abused over and over again...it's kinda annoying really.

They call me Salty Sally around certain parts of the cut if you know what I'm saying.

this delicious waifu
just got back from christmas with family last night bout to head to bed cus i gotta work in like 5 or so hours
did you have a fun christmas?

i dont

sounds like you had a nice time c:

yea, it was fine thanks ^^

am I

Amsterdam.

Goodie.
how've you spent the time?

cool, people thing were nordic anyway

did you smonk all the weds?

Semen.

that image

We shall create a people pure and clean of inferior genes

scandalous

Just the usual.
Taking care of an adult, and sitting the kids, and just kinda being reasonably chill.

good mom

gomen. reading is fucking enjoyable, but not the actual reading part, the learning part, after putting it effort. unless it's fiction. like Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, or Discworld. but I'm tired of recommending books. people don't read.

PhDs, yo.

cool people that sit around watching anime came up with the rule. so. they'd know.
each episode is about 25 mins or less, and you only need to watch the intro and outro once.

have you watched Full Metal Alchemist: Brotherhood, though. please. tell me you have.

Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy.
Sherlock Holmes.
Discworld.
Harry Potter.
and then there's a bunch of non-fiction I'm into. sciency stuff.

are you a carer?

cause if so, that is top notch cool human stuff, winning at being decent, would respect and befriend/10

Not enough laugh.jpg in the world

Sufficiently so.

I'd like to meet these people. I highly doubt they're -that- cool to make up a standard such as that.

I have not, no. Also I really enjoyed Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, yes, only read a little bit into Sherlock Holmes, and never really read the last two.

I really enjoyed books like "The Name of This Book Is A Secret" and that kind of gay shit. And a few graphic novels I guess. I don't know if there's been any non-fiction stuff I've ever really gotten into. Maybe this one book on animals and evolution and their ancestors and whatnot.

St-stop...

Do you have citations then?

Y-yes...

thats illegal in most states

oh boy

Not mine!

ive never read a nonfiction book in my 10 years of childhood reading marathon

i think super highly of you.

let that be established.

oh boy

it's great right

I c-can take it up to eleven if y-you want.
I picked it u-up back when I h-had to watch people do it all th-the time.

A-heh...
Well, thanks, I guess.

And yet I still have problems getting dick. It's almost like people aren't interested in fucking literal children or something.

I honestly don't really understand it, if I'm being honest. Who could resist me? Amirite?

iunno this is getting uncomfortable

Also I dabble a little bit into surrealist writings, but I mainly like them for their sillyness or interesting plot conventions rather than actually taking them seriously to any extent.

Don't worry, the men in suits can't get you through the computer screen. You're safe.

its a moral thing thank you

You're one of the lucky few to have those.

Morals are for women and fags, I thought ???

its inconsistent

nice trips

pls make it stop

Yeah faggots think that, I bet.

Fair enough. We're all human.

Also thanks.

Stop b-being a little b-bitch and it'll b-be less fun
to b-bully you about it.

yes. by far the most fun books I've read. some multiple. I'd be a dumbass to lose that. a few other classic literature books I got into. but those aren't what come to mind when I think about loving the act of reading, and more really liking a story. those books are my loves.

but yes, sciency stuff on top of that.

the coolest. watch and moan about anime. like /a/ but in human form, and a bit smarter. Youtubers. hit or miss videos. look up Digibro. he does a nice rant on Sword Art Online, but you have to watch it to enjoy his hate.

you read all of Sherlock Holmes? there are a few novels and many short stories. if you've read the first one, kudos. also Agatha Christie. if you like actual detective fiction. Holmes is pulp. into him when I was younger because he was rly cool.

I also into Artemis Fowl way back when... sigh.
So Watchmen have you?

im a bunny

Please.
I'm basically just both of the options.

naah, the hardest thing I did was wake up under a bridge cause I went out.

ehh what if my genes aren't

so supporting~
no trouble right?

Not really no.

Needs more :3 and ^W^ tbh

I've seen Digibro, yeah. I haven't ever really been interested in his topics though, honestly. I've seen SAO too, up until season two, so I might be able to.

Not all of it, no, I think just quite a few of the short stories, I'm not entirely sure...also she sounds familiar, for some reason.

Hahahah, nicceeee, is Fowl really that old? I read one Fowl book once and it was meeehhh.

Watchmen? Have I seen/read it? Yes. I've done both. Watched the movie and read the comic. Good stuff.

I don't believe this.

Same here buckaroo.

That nap lasted longer than I wanted.

...

Who th-the fuck would use autistic l-little emotes l-like that?

What th-the fuck do y-you take me for?

I'm old enough to be your mommy, lad.

Yeah. Something here isn't adding up.

And yet here we are. Talking like equals.

KY squash

Don't make me fuck your dog.

just take my word for it

Well, you know how people lie on the internet...

Have you tried Pho before?

Except not really, you're like 12, so I'm just a touch too young to be your mommy.

Almost though.

I h-have not, why d-do you ask?

Good, I had trouble last time cause I stepped in a needle.
so I kinda had to break trying to jog in the mornings

Ouch, shoulda been watching your feet, not just mine~

You'd have to be like 30-ish to be my mother.

i do not

Well, no, you're like 12, so someone would just have to be 25.

Avatar: The Last Airbender tho? seriously missing out on a lot of good animation. think we've talked about the full gambit of watchable and almost universally agreed upon quality anime experiences.

you should totally pick one.

also sublimed is a bunny.
if you couldn't tell by his floppy ears and heightened libido.

make the most of it.

Go try it

Oh lol I don't have my name on

Are you ten?

I am eating dry cereal out of a cup.

The only place here I know of that serves it is on the other side of town.

I highly doubt you're exempt from this.

Why do you wat to be my mother so badly? I don't really feel comfortable with those weird internet family rp shit things.

Saw some of that, enjoyed it, yes. I mean, I...might get to it. Later. I guess. Probably...

Well, I mean, this is coming from a penguin though...

No. 16.

then you're gonna

I'm too young to be your mother.

y wood i lie to u

I might play LoL or OW after?

I am trans dog.

That's kinda what I assumed yeah.

I'm not entirely sure yet.

have you ever seen a fkin penguin

this is a good use of your tiem

so like stop it

I would hate Canada so much if I ever went
No Pho and it's cold as shit
What is this bullshit

Eventually I'll start my hobby fixing up and modding retro games.

But yours are more fun

I'm staring at one right now.

Continuing.

I thought you were just a doggosexual?

I mean.
You have a car and license.

If I could drive it'd be more enticing to go that far to try something I might not like is not worf.

No. I am a doggo.
Please use my pronouns.

Bark. Barks. And Barkself.

You're just saying that because...
Well.
What happens behind closed doors stays behind closed doors, right?

argh

migraine gonna sleep

Yes, of course, Bark're absolutely right.

Please, forgive meow.

or you can do a few minutes of that now. future you will thank you when you get around to it. be a good doggo. gib self treat after work.

this is incredibly offensive.

Pet me and call me a good boy.
Only then can I forgive you.

I have not ordered the parts yet.

Yes yes. Bark're a good boy.

Ouch. Night man. Get better.

What? What is offensive. I'm not sexually harassing a penguin or anything. Just speaking to one.

I absolutely neru'd that response to Sobo, but I'm not fixing it.

There are, like, two or three ideas in that, lad.

Who is apache

A literal child.

Splendid.

gross

of couuurse..

...

Right?
Should be underage b&.

You didn't tell everyone did you!?

what parts? retro games?

i'm not a goddamed penguin.
i'm a tabby trapped in a bird's body.
the bird isn't a penguin either.

I'm too charming to be banned, naturally.

What? You're not? But, the flippers...

I-I like to boast

Kit'n, and Sobo keep trying to get me to post my legs but I keep telling them they have to ask you first, lol.

does tokai like feet

*paws

Tokai likes me.

But those are cute little flippers. Are you okay, Pengi?

Shit, I didn't save any of Tokai's degeneracy test things.
I was going to try to embarrass him in front of Vylee.

I really broke you, didn't I.

Painting consoles and such.

i do too!
and pedicures

they can't get passed me

phew

I actually take bare minimum care of my feet, because I'm always running around, and I'm prone to fits of athleticism, so trying to make them super pretty feels like a waste half the time.

I mean, I don't mind if you wanna share.
I just don't want to upset you by sharing when you'd rather it not be.

exercise is good too
night night

Rest well.

seriously pissin me off fella.
i'm going to get the surgery.
get the padding. whisker implants.

i already love tuna.

You sorta did ya cunt. My love for him and all that he was,
right down to his attitude and aloofness and whatnot.
he was written to be... and wow, yea. I do hate you.

so formal

GO THE FUCK TO SLEEP, SLUT.

that's cool. do you console game?
I guess this would be a different thing.
but you could make some neat creations.
surely there are videos on this stuff.

even the magazines his stories were in

=]
i hope i dream about sweet stuff again
bye!

Nini
SWeet dreams.

it was for the best.

wouldn't share soup our of my own bowl

How does it feel to be dirt under my foot?

Honestly it's kind of exciting for me. I'm a little erect. We could stay like this. Be friends IRL. I'd like that.

Tuna is awful though...

Touche.

all your erects are little erects.
nini.

That's what I thought, til I had expensive Japanese tuna.
probably the only kind I can tolerate. hated the stuff as a kid.
same with salmon sushi, but then I got addicted. literally stole hundreds of dollars over time.

a story for another time.

Goodnight, apache.
Welcome to animus.
Hope you enjoy your stay.

You know full well i have a big penis.

I play retro games mostly.

bout

Bout?

c'est français

poutaine

Can't disagree with that, really. I'm a seafood person, but I hate that canned shit. Truly disgusting. I love salmon though. Mostly enjoy shrimp. That shit is like meth.

Alright, night. I was about to pass out too, hence the slowly degrading quality of my posts. Night dude.

Who else likes a few nice, grilled scallops?

baguette

never had

As, I read it in english.
Like "About," or a fight.

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