Christmas SUCKAS

*hugs*

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maybe ur new home super comfy and pretty pls
i wanna see!
:D

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I got a sweet new shirt.

Convenient!

OOK teefbrush tim =w= bwb

You have a big butt too?
Nice

Post pics

Oh its Oouso I think

bump

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quid pro quo dr darwin

♥

u make good folders

nobody is in voice

no

nana

can i not brood alone

There are more than one voice locations.

How will I lambast you with kisses and complements if you leave?

why is everyone bumping

im gonna play comp

youre not in any of the ones that matter

Not that

pic related its me after spending christmas w/ master

I immediately had to make her my waifu.

You will be my Agent Starling.

bump

:)

:c

I have no interest in literally any other server save for my own and Oobles.
I also do private calls.

same

Show me your house.

how much per hour

mhy favorite discord channel is unironically the /lewd/ discord channel

Almost nobody on /lewd/ is in it though save for like
kyoko and noun
maybe empty
When we did the inital /lewd/ animus crossover thing I was able to implant myself like a cancer and now they all

Oh so you have no butt?

Fucking flat assed nigga

Nani?

no

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No wonder Luka loves Subway

Bit of a leap in logic there

Definitely is but I think I found a lot of the stuff under another artist on Sankaku

I only got those 6. Will have to reverse search if I want more sometime

I'm back!!

Surely you wouldn't mind me taking Tristana then?

slides into DMs
ay waddup gurl

Luka likes poppers

I only do sexual calls with a select few.

Also whos the admin now?

Its not Bebop.

ay bic boi how r u do ? ; )) )9

yes, I checked both of those

-clap-

Can Bebop stop doing these fucking games with admin positions?

One can assume I was in a private call.

Welcome back.

im sad

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Has a girl ever grabbed your ass?

Oh nice

You do love yourself some 2D anime porn don't you Loodz?

It usually takes me a long time to get started
but once I plant myself in a community I can usually do alright

ok

what games are we talkin about here

reverse searching is fun!

RIP bebop ;~;
i'm scared now...

Mm

I will legit be sad if Bard leaves us.

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Summer-Colored High School ★ Adolescent Record – A Summer At School On An Island Where I Contemplate How The First Day After I Transferred, I Ran Into A Childhood Friend And Was Forced To Join The Journalism Club Where While My Days As A Paparazzi Kid With Great Scoops Made Me Rather Popular Among The Girls, But Strangely My Camera Is Full Of Panty Shots, And Where My Candid Romance Is Going. –

:(

That cat slut doesn't even blush yet she knows what's coming
how big of a whore is she?

Did you start packing your things yet

Recently I've been using watching 3D more. It comes in waves.

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All shortstacks are mine.

Is that supposed to be a mhm or are you just moaning?

whats that in his hand

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Former

nope

i'm gonna go shower and maybe i'll wake up or fall asleep

a carrot

me too

Is ARK good?

Afraid you are wrong

That sounds good.

i don't visit /lewd/ It's a bunch of self obsessed trannies
It's like that board boo went to now

Still, the discord is the only community I really feel at home in right now

Neru is not here, so

hey soto, merry christmas!

it is my dream to one day eat cat sluts ass

*hugs warmly*

I was implying that she was mine as well.

Oh, you assume right from the start that she's eating ass? Curious~

It doesn't exist. However if you mean Kyoko's funhouse then we don't associate with that.

heey

I avoid it.

meow

outplayed

oh shit

Noooooooo

lol

Seriously, that discord server totally killed the board culture and made it what it is now. I'm not mad, just disappointed.

That's okies I wouldnt ever force anybody to jooin up

That's because you're a loser pedohpile and nobody likes you

what is this 'we' bs? Surely you arent reffering to oard

hmm well I suppose it might be cunnilingus
but it does look like she's aimed pretty high up there

BUuUUUT if the tail is any indication of anatomy I suppose it might not

tell us the whole story

Do you flinch when they do that?

Merry Christmas

Nice buzzwords. Have a (You)

Meri Kurisumasu btw.

merry christmas kitty

I am fine with that. She hardly has any feet pics anyway.

Bed. Good night.

*pets*
nini
Merry Xmas

nyan

ty spoils
why are you posting megucas?

he's just angry he couldn't get into (insert generic slut from /lewd/'s) panties

the discord has a few trans people but the ones from the board are frowned upon and usually leave pretty quick

♥meri xmas

nighty night ludu have a good paganmas and happy new uyear

I don't think so

why is bard so mad about this

you too ruka
what's up

I considered getting toasted off Rum and Coke earlier.

Nice maymay Bard.

Who knows, can't really give a fuck about it right now. I'm off to bed.

For Fuck Fucking Fuckity Fudge Fricken Fark Fucks Fucking Sakes

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
gg

when you get roasted so bad all you can respond is
'good meme brother'

hi why do you keep changing your trip

Because I got a bunch of neat hits.

At this point in time you're just being a desperate parasite. A lowlife being that should consider a noose. Your life is a mistake, your father was a mistake and your mother was a mistake. Only an entire family of inbreds could possibly bring forth such an amalgamation of nature.
One might wonder what possibly went wrong in the gene pool, but it's already obvious. The problem was already there in the form of lacking chromosomes.
Here's my last (You).

gotta git me a fire tripcode explorer like that

5022222222 get has to be with this trip.

nini

just sitting here watching youtube as usual nothing going on

did you at least have a nice xmas?

If you want me to search for anything for you, I can add them to my target list.

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:santa::skin-tone-2::santa::skin-tone-2:HOoo hOoo :santa::skin-tone-2: hooO you FUCKING FURRIES:ballot_box_with_check:️:ballot_box_with_check:️ it's time for :100::santa::skin-tone-2::santa::skin-tone-2:YIFFMAS:santa::skin-tone-2::100: and you know what that means :smirk: money :moneybag::moneybag: friends :tiger::cat2::hamster: butT MOST IMPORTANTLY :smile:DADDY'S BIG RED SACK :heart_eyes::smile::yum: But only the NAUGHTY FURRIES :heart_eyes: will get a big :eggplant: surprise from :santa::skin-tone-2::santa::skin-tone-2::santa::skin-tone-2: this year!:eyes::eyes: Send this to TEN of your MURRIEST HOLIDAY FURS to wish :smirk_cat: them a VERY :snowman:️ MURRY :snowman:️ YIFFMAS

!ThisOldDog
Case sensitive.

:3

Dayum. Never seent cherub on the offense like that before

wowsers

Merry for Merry Christmas. :)

Will add.

all the offense of a copy pasta

wowsers

How was I to know?

Thanks for the trip I asked for like 8 months ago

HI SOTO

whatd you get for christmas

You didn't ask for it.

I made a joke about searching for it.

And it's fucking 10 character case sensitive, so go fuck yourself if you think that's just going to come up.

There's a reason I've asked, like, five people to add WhiteMage to their searches.

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kind of you but Im allright thanks though !

An Amazon giftcard from an online friend.

Nothing from anyone else.

It's not a problem.
Let me know if you change your mind.

if only bard just filtered him like he did with the awful furries

oh cool how much

$50 I think. I haven't checked yet though.

ah nice

Hi Elms
How's the Christmas coming along?

I did though
It didn't really sound like a joke tbh, more like a lie lmao

It will eventually come up, besides its not like you have a social life so you have the time to spare lol

lol what a shit trip

watched the movies a short time ago and really got into saving stuff of them when I saw this video, for some reason I couldn't stop laughing at most of it

It's pretty much over.

The only thing left is to go out for lunch with tomorrow with my friend visiting from Philly.

hbu?

I have returned.

I'm a little surprised there's not like a crimbas TC tbh

damn bro that bitch can squat on my face lmOA

Someone tried to start one last night.
It was just Grim and I shooting the shit for an hour or two though.

ah, well that's okay then lol

Still a couple of hours left before its over

Where you guys gonna go?

Entertain me.

well yeah, I guess. I went to my friends' family's Christmas, so I'm done for the day I meant.

Idunno. I think we're gonna go to the mall a few towns away which is my hometown mall that I haven't been to in a long while. Probably just some sit down place around there someplace. Gotta hit up Sephora :P

Whos the ugly bimbo?

Ah nice
What about your fam?

Oh shit gonna go shopping?

My fam didn't want me to attend the holidays, but I did go over to visit for dinner last night as the real me for the first time. That went... as well as it could have. They're trying.

mmhm shopping! yay

There are shallow rollers, and there are deep rollers. You can't breed two deep rollers... or their young, their offspring, will roll all the way down, hit, and die. You...
You are a deep roller.
Let's hope one of your parents were not

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Did you look at your Discord DMs?

Oh man, I could imagine it was really awks

Were they at least nice?

Gotta love shopping man, where do you usually go shop?

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They were nice and stuff. And I know it's a huge adjustment after 25 years knowing me as they did but the whole name/pronoun thing will become an issue if they ever decide to not be ashamed of me and say, we all go out to dinner some place. Stuff like that.

Idk They'll get used to it eventually. They wanted to see me at least, and that's a big first baby step.

I like to shop wherever they have cute things. I like getting helped out by the clerks and changing rooms and bathrooms aren't really that scary anymore.

you woke up first today

I've been spending christmas with my dad

The chick he is gnnna marry haas a son named liek will or something whoslike 10 or 11 and super autistic as fuck
Idk if hes actually autistic or if its just because he's a retard kid

My father had another kid with the chick before this one and hes about 5 now and this kid is brighter than a fucking hallogen bulb and pretty charming

I dont understand
maybe its a blood bias
but i really dislike the firt kid and I rather like the second

yeah... but nothing happened

what should happen?

....

what ?

you entertain me and i might entertain you

christmas stuff

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secretely just between you and me I think ban might be one too

i didn't do much christmas related
but i think it was a good week

One of what?

aaaadorable meme kitty pic art!

eh... i think it was an okay week too.

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Oh, is he one of THOSE now?

Talking shit about me like I wouldn't find out ?

hehe I don't knooow

What the fuck I told darwin not to tell...

Bard told me you are taking HORMONES now.

what would have made it better?

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He's gonna need a fucking miracle

not hormones lmao

And what if I am ?

just thinking of her looong legs under those soft stockings......how her skirt is juuust too shoirt, reaching up gently, revealing her panties........

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i love big pussy

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yuri~

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love.

How do I respond ?

what are you trying to accomplish here?

Well, I hope you are taking superior feminine hormones for this.

BONER
AT
ONE HUNDRED PERCENT

If I said something like "edging for three hours" would you take it seriously?
Probably.

I'm just lurking before bed.

Up boat.

but why would you do that

IM MAKING FRIENDS WITH PEOPLE ON THE INTERNET GRIM

YOU WOULDNT UNDERSTAND

Lurk?
Nothing's happening and I don't really have anything to say.

10fastfingers.com

edge thing

I get lurking

wow you should work as a programmer

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Because I'm not.
Hence the concern that you might take it for serious.

"I'm in"

ah

4 u

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Was getting big anime tiddies part of your plan?

*hugs you like a teddy bear for comfort*

i think the colbert soto bromance is adorable

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wHAT IS THIS TRICKERY
HOW DID YOU GET THE UPSIDE DOWN IMAGE
TO BE RIGHT SIDE UP WHEN YOU CLICK IT

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You know exactly what this is about.

open the image in a separate tab.
Prepare to be amazed.

WHAT
THE
FUCK

❤
they liked my tripcode

rin gave it to me

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me after christmas

it's nice ^ ^

i'll use it if you think so

PUKE

*hugs*
if you like it, use it then! ^ ^

"Puke" lyrics
EMINEM LYRICS
"Puke"

[Sounds of someone puking]

There I go--thinking of you again

[Chorus]
You don't know how sick you make me
You make me fuckin' sick to my stomach
Every time I think of you, I puke
You must just not know--whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa
You may not think you do, but you do
Every time I think of you I puke

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is it showing

Is bard inebriated?

No, that is how he is.

I had a bit to drink earlier but I'm not really feeling it anymore

♥
brb
gonna take care of something~

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Remember that typing test site1 Try again next weeku :3

Imagine everyone playing the kings game but every round bard wins

If you're selling i'm buying.

I know EVERYTHING.

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Merry solstice

I wish i COULD ha e been orn a cute trap, an d have a daddy hwo treaps me well.
fuck i was born in a hsit genene poo;.
poool.
fuck my lif.

I have become scary as 76.

The solstice happened like 4 days ago pardner

Well the Christians celebrate it today for some bizarro reason

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It's time to keep posting.

*Pew pew*

Bard I can only imagine you losing your mind on HRT.

can't stop
can't stop
can't stop
can't stop
can't stop
can't stop
can't stop
can't stop

Don't stop. Yes. Keep going. Etc.

It's been treating me well enough
Or was I already crazy

'harder YES don't stop Keep going'

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Okay don't actually keep doing that

Merry Christmas again, Holla Forums. I hope you don't mind another batch of yuri manga as gift.

mega.nz/#!v0wHACIS!fL7ONiijF5Gk3c_eURo7mldijnADRHtCRn9mV9ZOTDU

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Thank you 8ch /u/ happy kuristmas

picture very related at the moment its me

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Oh
Makes sense

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Hrm.

i'll link it to luka when she's back

Nice.

Are you actually a ship girl?

thats how you get yeast infections fucker

Oh boy

youtube.com/watch?v=H0VW6sg50Pk

iwe've never had such a positive interaction before.... .//.

my dick is diamonds

Hmm?

Hello there
it is me, Iowa

Now share all your secrets with me.

DO PEOPLE FORGET PROMETHEUS WAS FUCKING TERRIBLE THOUGH?

I'm excited.

Hmm. Hmmm.

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Is the same director doing the new one?

I liked Prometheus

YES

RIDLEY

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i oh um well I'm a little shy...

Yes.

Second time's a charm.

nice snapchat btw

M-maybe he learned from his mistakes

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It's almost as bad as the new Fantastic Four where they just touch the glowing green goo with their bare hands

Lewd

Hmm~

I like Ridley Scott

I'm not taking this kind of abuse.

I'm leaving.

Hello Iowa. Your a very nice person.

take me with you please £>

Picture related it's us rigth now!!!!!!

bye forever

Is there a different kind of abuse you'd prefer?

He is very hit or miss.

The villain from the last names bond was really really fucking cool but was a complete idiot when he decided to put an automatic release trigger in the torture chair when the computer-tronics break. Also James is okay after having his brain drilled.

I want to be the black haired one.

Dinner was early and now I'm hungry

You are!!!

hi im new

hi new

You have bestowed me with greatness

Hi New.

jinx

hi new I'm Dad

Hello !

Do you want to be my best friend ! ?

HMPH!

Yeah okay. I'm always interested in meeting new people.

i don't believe it??? a real girl>???????

Tell me about ur self :3

How could you tell I was a girl?

Hi, Desu.

because you're gay as fuck and probably have a penis

u exist?

hmph
so you want to be goggles bst friend but u give me the pout
oki i see how it is

I'm the terror that flaps in the night.

We're friends

oh my gosh a totally new person legitimately new who is new around here and has not been here before because she is new wow golly gee

Just go with it

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I don't think you're using desu right but i'm not a weeaboo

I don't ! >~<

hehe sorry :P

A small child or a turkey ?

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send me a pico f ur bulge??????????

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You wouldn't even notice it >~<

no

u follow me

What's wrong with being friends?

You probably wouldn't have guessed the right answer so pick whichever.

SHOW ME YOUR MANGINA!!!!!!!!!!!!

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hi =)
what do you like to be called?

I assumed some of you would be smart enough to look at ids.

I do.

Sure thing, faggot.

go with what? I just said they were new geez guys.

you assumed that anyone would care enough.

this was a mistake.

Honestly, sometimes I forget we have them.

So no.

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Archives.

:3

video games

They help.

Test?

I dun wan' bido gaem rite nao, mommy

Yes, that's me.

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I HATE video games

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i wish you weren't user

It would just feel like a task today. I'm all Christmas'd out.

I will control you on your behalf.

Hurt me

I know right, wouldn't it be better if he just wasn't here?

me too
I dont get why there are so many people who go user

ok
how was your christmas, at least?

Alright.

We're all stuck here together.

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Am I paying for these or are they free?

then i couldn't think about ur great butt if you weren't here.

I haven't used the name fields in so long I'm putting shit in the wrong places.

it doesn't have to be this way.

stop being a pervert holy cow ooble

they will hurt u

Is that a yes or a no ?

no

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Eh, my family has been engulfed in drama ever since my one grandma got alzheimer's. I never see one side of my extended family on holidays like I used to, and the other side I never saw because they all live out of state.

So it was a small affair, but my grandma was brought to my house from the nursing home, which is always somewhat stressful. The food was great, though.

Suicide pact?

I've already got one with rin so you'll need to check with her for the details.

rood.

なにおしますか？

Nah, three's a crowd, you kids have fun.

I'm pretty sure you are younger than both of us you little shit.

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But I'm cooler than both combined, so I can call you whatever I want.

test seems cool
but i haven't gotten to know him because user

sorry it seemed like i was misleading you bard

If that's what you want to do

See?

I'm cool.

Ahh don't worry I am skeptical of everybody
time will be your friend
thank you though anadd I should apologize for asuming to you too

woah
thank you test

Anyone who likes my favorite game gets like five brownie points.

You can call me, betty

Actually I dont like being hurt
:/

Betty when you call me you can call me Al.

setting the bar pretty high there, making sure you're cooler than zero plus zero combined. impressive.

yeah okay vylee

At least the food was good.
I had to listen to my mom bitch about how her family is horrible and my aunt told my half uncle that he was a mistake on facebook
what a day

How long is

she away for

Are these intentionally gibberish?

DON'T DO ME LIKE THAT

MERI KURISAMASU

BabyRage

Yeah I think they are translations direct from the moonrunes !

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ree-dooo -bibida dao
oad adibib- oood-eer

Did you like my thing

I wouldn't hurt you

i always like seeing you post it

thats what they all say O '_ ' O

when is luka back?

❤

i haven't gotten to know you either

it's been a while and she didn't say how long :s

Post the image I like.

merry chribsmas

I miss Luka :(

Yuri~

yeah okay test

I'm not worth the trouble anyway

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You-gara know

stop

What should I say then?

?

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lonely :(

Now you say it best
when you say nothing at all.

why do you say that?

I'm funny how? like I'm funny like a clown? am I here to amuse you?

Be Luka for me.

And that's the way i think it's always been cause I say it all when I say nothing at all ~

I didn't forget!

wanna do some poppers? :)

in case you missed it

after I eat this food :)

hungry...... :(

This is why you are my favorite ever.

U still mad about the frog?

I missed it :/
Maybe I should dota

Wanna watch me eat food ?

for how long have you known her

leeg?

They e-dated and made yuri~ together.

The frog? I don't even remember what that's about.

I'm gonna play aram!

new

It might actually be kind of nice to e date luka

bard here

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err
no here

argh nvm

yes it was cute

I am sorry but I must exclaim my strong feelings before they well up inside me and cause me to do something irrational