What has Holla Forums done to seek out and destroy the Nazarene child tonight?

where here is he now?

Bratislava

I think I'll play SS13

Why is everything so dull and every person I meet is a nigger?

Because fuck humanity in general.

Move out of the nigger-y parts of the UK then.

Did you decide to cap one of them? Probably Yayaka right?
Gomen for slow reply was watching game of thrones with family

Because its liverpool

What's the UK's Detroit/Compton/Chicago equivalent, where it's mostly minorities and violent crimes?

Probably both, tbqh.

But it'll probably be waiting for a bit.

And/or just end up not doing it at all.

North London

Good idea

Is that where you live?

Live in a yuppie area.

I am officially 10 pounds fatter than I was yesterday

Liverpool is like compton

You sound a bit down :c
So I just went and did something I shouldn't have..

I'm kinda close in terms of distance
But about as far away as you can get in terms of the area's living standaards

W-what'd you do...?

Go into the bathroom and vomit.

Yeah, I know what you mean.
I figured you'd live in either dorms or a cheap area downtown.

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guys pls help this is important

what's this fake pikachu s name

Mimikyu

Are you crazy, why?

i like it a lot for some reason lol

...

Its what all the cool kids are doing.

Is Chicago that messy

I am cool regardless of doing that.
I am skinny as it is. Being bulimic would kill me

How big are you ?

Mimikyu is one of my favorite new ones.
That and the new white vulpix.

I just looked at steam.

Y-you're a jerk.

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Subtle x Desu is still his OTP.

that's hilariouss

That's all my savings, I'm gonna have to be on the dole next month..

Just like real life.

Eww

Shut up, it's nothing.

Mimikyu just wants a friend. 3:

WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS TO YOURSELF!?

Haha just kidding :D

You are the worst!

For you?

I'm never told any gossip

This one isn't really gossip.
->>1533614
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Hahhahahahahah

This isn't an answer.

it would be cool if it evolved into an even ghostlier raichu

I fucked the links up and I don't care.
makes that even better.

Here's some gossip: Everyone here is a dude.

Raichu gets a gay surfing evolution with Psychic typing.

I disagree.
It's suit the aesthetic more if he had more costumes of different, cute Pokemon.

Because the fake Pikachu isn't the Pokemon.
The Pokemon is under that.

I just got 2 shiny karp in a row after 15 boxes rin

I'm gonna swap breed one to be a vulpix, what should the other be?

6'2 165 ish pounds

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Id fuck a dude

Whatever you want it to be.

so savage >.>

do you ever get to see the the actual mimikyu

that's weird, I don't really like it

Are you clumsy?

Nope.

The only suggestion we get is from a dex entry that says it's so horrible that a janitor saw it once and died of a heart attack.

The Alolan forms are just sort of shitty palette swaps of Kanto Pogeymens with type changes and more specialized stat distribution.

r8 this idea

its a disguise
evolution should have itself growing out of the disguise or poking out

or taking it off altogether

No? Why would I be?

Then its entire gimmick would be eschewed.
If it did have an evolution, it'd just be a feigning the looks of a Raichu with something even bigger underneath.

Mimikyu won't evolve into Raichu because no one loves Raichu.

Tall and skinny people sometimes are.

it can go either way
pokemon evolution is the pokemon adapting and growing
so you can go all ugly duckling or just a bigger disguise

I like Raichu pretty alright.

Raichu is a big boy's pikachu, I love him

so deadly, so disguisey

I want more ghost clone version pokes

that is really shameless laziness, isn't it?

Think more along the lines of Zorua: it and its evolution have the same "gimmick" to distinguish them. The stick breaking defense thing would be the same as Zorua mimicking another Pokemon in your party.

you don't count.

It's lazy but at the same time, a decent mechanic.
The Alolan forms are almost universally better.

You will die alone, but I never mention that, do I?

I'll die alone and happy.

Hmm. It's pretty okay being tall. Occasionally a bother in planes or public transport but that's about it.

Good for you, skullfucker.
Team magma all the way.

Or team spooks, which gang am I in again?
I forgot. I drink a lot.

Team Magma had the hottest admins, followed by Galactic.

what about plumeria

I would do so many things to Courtney you have no idea.

Shes ugly

Sounds like its not that bad.

I know.
I am the necronimicon.

She looks like she only loves dark meat.

Aww, c'mon he can be pretty cute.

An I can be cute too, but only to fucking insane people.

Shit reasoning.

Tsuchi beat smiles dog too.

Am i cute

But I like Pikachu more.

How about you?~

you are!

To be honest, of all the pokemon, I like litwick.
He's just a dumb candle.
I like that.
An animated spooky candle.

You're not. Your a strong senpai.
In a sea load of bakas.

Pikachu and all of its derivatives suck.

You suck and your brains are a pile of shit.
You only want (You)'s, you slut.

I'm the normal height of 5'11

FUCK YOU CANT DOUBLE SWAP

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

merry christmas

Swap breeding is stupid anyway.

Merry cuntmas

bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/Appendix:Fan_terminology#Electric_rodents

THEY ALL SUCK.

is it because of the RNG abuse

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
I was a dumb kid.

I want a goodra.
That sounds good, where I get one?
Pokemon moon?

I guess.
It ruins the fun of breeding for me, and breeding was basically the only thing I enjoyed post game.

excuse me

YOU ARE EXCUSED, U WHELP

This is kind of disturbing.

i don't understand

interesting but disturbing

its like they never go through pokepuberty

Marills are the only pokemon species who propagate their existence through mass rape.

Tranny Pokemon.

What?

Lanturn is like one of the few favorites of mine I can remember

That's not bad! I had imagined you shorter :3

Some frogs can change their sex based on the availability of partners.

Just sayin'

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Inside joke about mallard ducks and marills.

Merry Christmas

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sequential_hermaphroditism

Brb, cigar. Merry Xmas

Doesn't that just prove the point I was making?

Aaaaay

That is what it's called.

Octillery was cool too

Octillery was fucking awesome.
Octzooka was the greatest move for an 8 year old.

I remember when playing crystal, people called me crazy for catching pokemon and leveling them to see what they evolved into.
Nobody ever figured out how i got Octillery, nigga fuck that.

teaching my mum how to smoke a cigar.

I may go for cigars, since they're cheaper and last longer.

GSC was fun to actually complete the Pokedex.
Just because of how painful it was to find certain ones, like Marrill, Murkrow, Houndour and any of the other really rare ones.

Cigarillos

Uncle got me a pack of 10 pretty good cigars for new years. Excited to share them with some d00dz

Never played past the next generation which I forgot what was called. But yeah, I have my Crystal game somewhere and with god knows how many hours on it.

Yep, I'll try and get my work mates into them.

Use my way of explaining things just get those noobs into it. They're like 3 cigs at once. And last longer.

❤

It has probably lost your save by now.
The battery in the cart probably died from the clock.

:D

I bring some every year though so they're used to it.

Oh damn. RIP

People keep saying 'Why do you say dude when you're drunk? Are you Ameirican?'

It's d00d and we are all prinnies when it comes down to it.

Just get HGSS and start over.

2 shiny female aloan vulpix

/nerd

Good morning and merry Christmas

Sure man.

Might look into an emulator or something.

have a merry christmas buddy

Trash.

More interested in new year
How you been L00dz?

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IT'S LIKE YOU HATE YOUR POGEYMENZ.

pls

I might mess around with the ball with the ones I actually use

I collect 99% of mine though

mfw looking at new pokemons

New year will be insane.
Pretty good. We celebrate Christmas the 24th here so I got that outta the way by now. Gifts and what not

One of my new years resolutions is to convert to islam.
allahu ackbar

I don't want to get out of bed because it's really humid and I left my can on so it's really cold. Also I don't think I got anything.

I collect mine with quick balls.

I'm going to save abuse to catch the ones I actually want in Beast Balls.

I use Luxury, Premier, and Great Balls for everything.
They look the coolest.
I need to collect more of the Apricorn Balls.

SUSHI WAS LIT AF

Shoutouts to Ian for spoiling me for my birthday

Err
Not quick.

Dusk.

I only ever use Dusk balls, unless I have a reason to not.

Everyone looks so dead on the inside.

I literally can never open my eyes in any picture

colbs is a fucking mess

Weebs

Well yes me too, Raichu is still the worst of the three chus.

my boy is looking a little homeless there

Hah, fags.

It's pretty cute seeing Tsuchi so excited for Pokemon talk

Try to let Soto do your hair with gel sometime, you'd be pimpin hoes

you aint wrong

Hah.
Fucking scrub.

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If anything we felt alive after all those drinks

DUDE

THEY PLAYED PORTER ROBINSON'S SHELTER WHEN WE WERE THERE

IT WAS AMAZING

ITS LIKE THEY KNEW WE WERE WEEBS

Thanks again man
Its a shame Gustavos tire/rim is messed up but the guy who hit him had full coverage insurance lol

I'd be down for a colbs makeover lmao

I was kinda grungy in that pic, I left my house and wasn't able to shower because it was being cleaned and then drove 4 hours to get there so.. yeah

No problem, happy birthday

Doesn't matter if he has full coverage, what he needs to have to fix Gustavo's shit is liability which you legally have to have. The full coverage would take care of his own damage he caused

Just hope he doesn't have the minimum limit of $5k because repairs can get pricey and a car that old might get totaled

It's probably a standard market to cater for.

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I'll tell you something about the muslim faith.
Suicide bombers get shitfaced drunk and get dicks sucked by plenty of prostitues and all the drugs; because they know their sins are absolved because they killed themselves in battle.

Blowing themselves up in a shopping mall whilst mum's get a soap set for auntie.

Truly selfish bastards.
I get that fucked every week, and dirty as a wad of gum.
What's their excuse? ALLAH ACKBAR

merry christmas

ciao niggas

Nigga try convincing him just once. Not like an entire can like you use but just a bit infront yo

Couldn't Soto at least fucking let you shower at his place before you went out what the FUCK!!!!!!

i feel yo

laters merry xmas

I was with some friends the other day and they wanted to take a group photo and all the person taking it kept asking was "can you please make an expression that doesn't look like you hate being here".

Nah, this nigga went to a bar before I got there so I went to his house and he wasn't there so I had to find out where he was from the Facebook group chat and meet him there

WOW LEWDS

Yeah hes got liability too
Besides his shit will be a cheap fix
Hold up lemme find the pic
Some minor body damage, broken tailight and gg'd rim/tire

LOL

Fucking smile tsuchi jeez

Well yeah, but you've also got rear quarter panel damage that looks pretty extensive. I'd put that at a couple thousand at least

having only one of each apricorn ball in this gen was a slap in the face

To make it up to him I bought us shots of Sake before we headed out to sushi

At least we had some this gen, we had none since Gen4

You drive for 4 hours and this nigga is just getting drunk FUCK

Like a true weeb
I'm messing tho

Smiling for photos just makes it worse because it just defaults to "smug asshole smile".

I gave him so much shit, you already know

They can't be held to be traded, can they?

They can. That's how people trade Master Balls

did you go to the bars after sushi oor did you guys chill at the restaurant most of the night?

Pat me on the head and tell me everything will be alright. :(

yeah they can
I got a shiny trubbish holding a moonball from wonder trade

her name is Trashley

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Emma pls

Yeah that, thanks.

Pat me on the head and tell me everything will be alright, also.

But don't actually. Your hands are oily n gross.

everything will be okay

everything will be all right

I could fugg a Meloetta tho

Can you fucking believe this guy? And he gets all bitchy when I call him out on it. He's the one bullying others all day but getting bullied back he just packs his shit while crying holy FUCK

Apparently that was only in HGSS that they couldn't be held to prevent them from ending up in the DPPt games.

oooooooooooooo

My hands are probably the cleanest here.

Thank you.

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...

Did you know some people never go over their mice and keyboard with any sort of cleaner or anti bacterial. It's just Grimes caked on. It's disgusting.

M-MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYONE~!!!!

LOTS OF LOVE
ORION
XOXOXOXOX

Thankyou orion

My pleasure :3
I hope you enjoy this festive time from the bottom of my heart!

What a slut pokemon, it's worse than that furry one

Th-thank...

Why? :(

Hi me.

...

you too

Idk how I fucked up that link, but I'm not fixing it.

*smacks*

Also because people are gross

Gfgghvf hjnf

Orion could 1v1 any of you nerds on Irelia

I think I saw ikt slutting around on /cute boys/

Gustavo has that mexican ass Fred Loya insurance shit

there was an hr wait to be seating

Why are you smacking me?

That second one was a mislink.

I dedicate this video to all vlc users

Arigatou gozaimasu!

You believe in my Irelia maining skills???
.///.

mpc5lyff

Why are you on cuteboys

I didn't know that!

That's only the most extreme case.
It's generally more like this.

post your op.gg

He should 1v1 a freight train.

Im calling plat 2

That Hi me of mine was meant for you, Orime.

...

it's a secret

you disappear for so long!

That's why I don't use it either.

Wish?

I've been on tilt for S7 but okay...

I was S6 :3

hihi meme :3
MERRY CHRISTMASSSSSSSSSSSSSSuuuuuuuu

euw.op.gg/summoner/userName=nyeepa

mpchc life

Merry ni ni

I already know.

If you tell me who you are, maybe I won't disappear ^^

I approve

tinychat.com/DrunkSotoShowsAsshole
tinychat.com/DrunkSotoShowsAsshole
tinychat.com/DrunkSotoShowsAsshole

OH SHIT

LEMME GET MY XMAS HAT

Ouch

How've you been?
i haven't spoken with you in a long while.

you said ciao niggas 20 mins ago!

for science?

secret weapons I think we talked on steam once lol

Sure cutie

This bitch, dodges my bullets

Tyty I mean if you're not being sarcastic ^^;
I need to start playing ranked more this season and get diamond :3

GIVE ME TIME TO START PLAYING AGAIN OKAY >;(

We spoke, like, last week?!?!
Or maybe a little longer than that...
Time flies when you're trying to figure out who you are :3

It's Rin.

Hmmmm it's been a looooooooooooooooooooooonggggggggggggggggggggggggggg time since I logged on to Steam.
What kinda stuff did we talk about~?

Sure. Let's go with that :3

Better than 44%

MY WINRATE WILL CHANGE I'VE ONLY PLAYED LIKE 2 GAMES AHHH HELP

Of course I know you're Rin! Who else would I call me? x.x
I've been pretty good, I've stayed away from the alcohol (except tonight, I'm pretty drunk but xmas so I do whatever I want :3)

How are you spending your xmas?

LEWDS GET ON LEAGUE I WANNA PLAY

192 days or so... eh just normal stuff I think I don't remember exactly >.>

science so helpful~

I can't, I'm at my parents place. Besides, let me get my ass back to platinum before, Riot is testing me, they put me in silver 4. Skipping divisions though and it's pretty damn easy down there.

That's a lovely picture, though. I would love to explore the mysteries of the universe using science with them.

BEST BIRTHDAY PRESENT EVER

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

THIS IS THE BEST BDAY GIFT EVER

WHO SENT ME THIS?

Xmas Eve I had dinner with my family.
Got mad at my brother.

Pretty solid day.

HOLY SHIT

How do you not know who sent it??

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FAVORITE SONG RIGHT NOW HEHE XD
youtube.com/watch?v=YthChN1Wq8M

I don't talk to people about boring normal stuff!
Surely it was something a little more interesting? :3

I know how that feels kinda, I'm in silver in flexq and it's like wow wtf is everyone doing is this real life?

Climb back to plat so we can get diamond together ^_^

SUCK A TENTACLE DICK SOTO D:<

Sounds like usual family stuff.
I went last-minute shopping, got my brother the new FF for PS4 and my mother and samsung tablet.
On top of that, I just spent 6k on a new car which is pretty cool too!

people can choose not to put in a return address or from address in the USA

Hi Orion

Why wouldn't anyone claim responsibility for such a great present :c

WAS THIS YOU?!

GRIM I SWEAR TO GOD M8

I'LL HUG YOU SO HARD

It was sent to my house under my name

Im assuming it was an anonymous gift

You don't understand how many people know my address and know my name

ITS MY BIRTHDAY TODAY

I WILL IF I FEEL LIKE IT

Its cause its not your birthday

Hiya Colby!
Merry Christmas you golden egg :3

How are you~~?
(2tildes for emphasis)

If I get anything for anyone it'll either be for my boyfriend, or for the kids I sit.

And as is, I'm probably going to get the kids I sit a couple of things on boxing day, because I love 'em so much.

anonymous admirers.

Nah haha
I would have gotten you a $100+ fig

next year I gotchu though
gonna save up a bunch of money just for presents

I think I should get into comedy.

WHO SENT ME THIS?

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

I just put them on rn

HAPPY BIRTHDAY F-FAGGOT
I'd give you a present but I spent all my money on drugs and hookers x:

That's cute :3
I'd prefer not to even do Christmas, I hate it but I'm kinda forced into it u_u;

what are you figuring out?

I got a bit of material for hecklers too.

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how does it look on you

I think she likes shotas, m80

Merry Christmas faygo

Why am I a golden egg? Is that some weird British thing? I'm good! At home visiting family, you?

At least you have something in common.,

Heyyy, speaking of that.

I'd prefer it greatly if I could get away with just having dinner with the family.
I suck it up, and celebrate it kinda, for the kids, but that's it.

Nah, these kids just always make me smile.
But then, so does Tokai. :^)

don't do this

Punchline.

as long as his dick is inside them its ok

...

The look on my face

Really gay lmao
But I like it
I aint posting pics
maybe later

THANKS BBY

Everyone is asleep here. Merry christmass?

ITS NOT GAY HOLY FUCK

The punchline is that Tokai's basically just a shota. :^)

Balls aint touching so we're gucci

pfft

Gender: it's a secret

Everything is so dull, repetitive and boring and nothing excites me. I'd like to find some kind of reason to do stuff other than "just because" x.x;

It's the first thing that came to mind at that moment in time ^^;

So usual Christmas-y stuff?
I just got back from a Christmas eve party we have every year where all of my school friends (like pre-highschool friends) get together at a bar and catch-up!

Sacrifices have to be made!
The best part about it is the food *~*
And the free stuff I guess...

Also

...

You're a strange one. Drink a lot at the bar?

...

...

I always tell people I don't want anything anyway.

But then certain assholes get me things anyway, not mentioning any names just subtly hinting.

kys

Sirrym had a beer,

Still more of a man THAN YOU.
WELCOME TO THE GOBLIN KINGDOM
THERE IS FREE ALE
SOMEONE KILLED THE BARTENDER

Nothing wrong with frostbutt

Which girl should I do first?

overrated skin

Yayaka!

My diamond dream died a long time ago
;____;

I meant in the porn you bought me.

Oh.. whichever one has a ponytail

I like panda teemo and ipod blitz ^^

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Feels like Aleppo up in this bitch cause my house is getting bombed with presents lmao

I'll probably do Yayaka and Coconut at the same time.

tryna remember what other ones i haaaddd... police officer caitlyn

Holy crap they aren't for lewding

THIS TIME I WAS TALKING ABOUT HIT HATTERS YOU FLIP FLAPPER!

Said nobody ever about no anime girl ever

IT BEGINS
EVERYONE WILL BE SCANNER

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BREAKDOWN SOON

IT BEGINS MEAT TIME THE SUN THE SUN THE SUN THE SUN AHHHHHHHHHHH NO ONE UNDERSTANDS YOU, YOU ARE 1:!, NO REPRODUCTION, REPLACEMENT OR REPAIR; PERFECT MECHANISM, PLASTIQUE TO YOUR ENVIRONS.

Subtle quit being a bitch

Go fap to ShindoL doujins like a real man

HMMM

Best auto animations on frost

A little too much :3

Sometimes it's nice though, right?
Especially when it's because they care about you.

Don't give up ;~;

I'm not sure real men would be fapping

I'll just play and see where it takes me.

I left after making the thread because it was dead

Toki finally accepted that she's a girl?

I mean, I learned the hard way that all you have to do is not die in lane and you win. Eventually the enemy will get frustrated with you playing so passively that they'll overextend or be too aggresive and be vulnerable. At least, in plat and below. The other part of it is just hoping your team does okay.

SHUT UP

I might have to spoil the mystery this time because that sentence is really misleading.

Yeah, I guess.
I think he did it today because I was down earlier.

And to be fair, it helped.

see

real men fap endlessly because of all the testosterone.

Yeah that's the tricky part.

Aren't
REAL
MEN
just in a constant, and endless state of boning all the women around them?

tell pheme your secrets

It's especially good when it's to cheer you up :3
He seems nice~

Accepting that you can't win them all is pretty hard too. But figuring out what the best action to take is the hardest.
I still can't figure out if I should tp gank my losing botlane or push top. If they seem bad I just push cause there's no point getting a bad player fed.

Merry xmas gurl

What has you upset? I left the thread before you even got here.

Were you Toki all along?

Genderfluid, then. :3

I understand what you meant now

This so hard

See?
Mordin would know about fapping endlessly

Erio pls

I can't tell if you understood what I was doing in calling you that, or if you just completely don't know who Pheme is.

Yeah, Subtoe's a sweetheart.

Nah.
Crossdressing aside, Tokai's comfortably male. Or at least was the last time we spoke about it, because I did actually ask him about it when we were still fresh.

Idk, I felt like telling you to shut up Erio-nii :3c

Oh he's a poster? :o

I was not aware ^^

that i'm gossipy?

That was kind of the intent.

It works.
She was the personification of fame and renown, and was a massive gossip.

The hardest part lies in knowing that the vast majority of the player base is worse than what your my skill level can carry

Actually, now that I think about it, "Tell Pheme your secrets" is right on the money.

-your

What am I doing drinking coffee at 11 pm. That was fucking stupid.

I JUST CHECKED THE ANIMATIONS THEY ARE THE SAME

Get it the fuck together.

SHUT UP

...

you should!

What I meant was, it feels smoother to me personally. The timing may be the same but it just seems cleaner.

I'm dense x.x

Well I've found that by constantly playing ranked, I'll always climb. Sometimes I'll have a losing streak and stop playing for a while but when I start grinding again (^//^) I'll still gain elo

So.
Where is Drung Soto's asshole, and why is it not on cam?

I don't particularly want to see that, but I feel super lied to right now.

You are such a gossip.

Seems like your relationship has actually lasted a while; good for you. I kind of wanted it to go well ever since I saw some miserable jagoff imply that it would definitely fail horribly and that there'd be drama about it here. Have you met Toki IRL yet/are you going to soon? ^^

Oh. How are you or whatever?

Nah, we were just being a flip flapper and trying to low-key call Subtoe and ass even though he's such a sweetheart, and looks out for me.

exact same animation

personal bias

He wanted to come over for the holidays but that seemed super rushed so I kinda talked him down from it.

Now I kind of regret doing that, but there's always summer.

pls

I should go get another cup right now

Last 2 seasons, I blazed my way to platinum, then the curse hits me and everything turns to shit.

...

cappus and pastries yush

He just likes the skin for the THICC ass

ITS SHIT

SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT

merry xmas eve

WHATS IN THE BOX

Pastries will have to wait a bit longer

Butt skins are TOP tier
DJ Sona is solid too even though it's a meme

I was feeling okay until you got here.........

Teasing as usual~
I don't know who he is but I approve of him :3

Google it

Plat is the worst because all the diamond boosted players fall there.

m-maybe

it's the thought that counts

I want Mordin's warm boipussy for Christmas

RESULTS INCONCLUSIVE

Merry xmas eve.

Ehhe, Just a friend though.
A very super dear one, but just a friend.

Anyone who says this hasn't received a truly bad gift in their life, tbqh.

Lol everyone here says "Xmas." I thought I was doing an edgy meme when I did it by removing the name of the Nazarene. You all have a healthy subconscious hatred for jewish religion

I guess waiting will make you enjoy it even more when it does happen. ^^

Are u afraid that Spoilers will jihad against you because I said you fuck babies?

By the way, he came back?

How long of a run-on sentence can you make? :3

What's wrong?

ITS JUST SHORTHAND ERIO

NOBODY CARES

"Enjoy it more."
:^) I'll make sure he 'enjoy's it a lot.

:|

got any plans for xmas? not just gonna hang around threads on xmas are you? ^ ^;

How lazy are u that u just type that because u can't type a full word?

u

Do you love emilia?

there is a line.

yes

3 chars vs 1 is excusable

9 vs 4 is preferentially shortened

...

I'm thinking of heading to my mom's early on, then see about getting to a Ride to my cousin's to hang out for a bit, then back to my mom's for dinner, and my grandma's after that for a second dinner.

I may not end up doing all of that, though.

WAIT

Luka

have you finished re:zero

lol Rin do you not drive?

You're a grown ass man

I get motion sick and I'm afraid of becoming a vomit comet behind the wheel.

:c

Do that, your one time of year to be close with family during a holiday thingy and good spirits and uhm... bonding family home stuffs of holidays?

i've never touched that show with a ten foot pole.

why

it has rem in it.

Tbh, my cousin feels like the closest family I have most of the time, lol.

Probably why I love her kids to bits, and have so much fun over at her house.

I like the free food but being trapped with my family for hours isn't as nice.

what about rem do you despise so much?

My 1st world problem are so hard

Summer is kind of a long way off.

Does he have good dildos to keep his butt satisfied?

Lines exist to be crossed into the boundless Sitra Achra.

I undrstnd

Just get drunk before you go there. And get even drunker while you're there.

Drink alcohol

Be the loud christmas drunk at the table and throw the dishes around in a fit if someone says something disagreeable or in any way political.

At least give me this one fam

spend a ton of time with them then~
if you're going there :c

everything about her.

Like hitting a speedbump when doing a driving blowie?

I gotta rename that one 'Soto'

Works. Every. Time.

have a glass of wine or something

they removed me and i haven't seen or heard from them since

I should hope not.

Mostly because I don't do sex things. :(

Holy shit.

Actually made me smile this time.
Granted, it's from laughter, but still.

Tha's the goal.

I thought about it.

i think i'm gonna pass

;~; *hugs the sad mimikyu lots*

good luck out there

merry xmas

Nah, its easier to make him gag if I quickly turn the wheel to the left then right, assuming the drivers on the left and passenger seat on the right.

Deep or a short route?

Crimbass hasn't happened yet though.

There's one post from him on the front page, but I haven't investigated the matter further.

Seriously? Not at all? Are you asexual or what?

It works fine if you're good at being stealth drunk.

it will happen though

does that mean you hate ram too?

That's generally how I word it, yeah.

I want to protect that smile

MANNY CANT USE CHOPSTICKS LOL

Exactly.

what was the first thing that caused you to hate them? :O

Tbh, Ram is better CPU Candidate.
Fuck Rom.

A for effort.

I KNOW.
WE WERE RAGGING ON HIM SO MUCH LMAO

This.

their existance.

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

did anyone try teaching him?

MERRY CHRISTMAS

real talk
do you hate maids in general

merry xmassu

That's like the 4th time you say that

Quit being so consistent

mew

I don't think you ever told me you're completely asexual. What about Toki wanting lewd things? You can't even go along with it?

u spelled it wrong

Yeah but then we found out how hard it is to explain how to use them

Especially when drunk

kinda...
but their hair and apearance in overhyped all over the net made it worse.

you have to show nigga

:D

hi

what's whiplash?

oh so you didn't like how hype people made them vs just how they looked?

You should try watching some episodes objectively to see why they got so hyped :o

Meri kurisumasu.

Consistency is the foundation of trust.

I'm fine with it if he wants to, but it's not something I'd actively seek out.

I'm more about them cuddles, and snugs.

merry xmas eve

...

new

it's a movie
she's a cute girl from it

You said I was consistent and you dont trust me lmao

Quit lying to me you nigger

I'm rather sure I didn't.

Have a good time, Grim.

It's fun to pronounce it like that. Have a nice time.

Merry Christmas Eve, Luka.

oh, so there is. i guess i just didnt notice cuz barely posting cuz christmasu

Deep.

I'm just gonna be packing all day though.

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