Have you been good this year, Holla Forums?

Nothing much. Just dropping by real quick before taking a shower so I'm ready to visit my family at my grandparents place.

So ask someone to play with you.

You know at least one person with all the games I mentioned on your steam friend's list.

You won't get much from people without first asking.

i do?

Me.
I have all of the games that I mentioned.
Not all installed, of course, but I do have them.

which one's fun?

I would not have named one if I did not see enjoyment in it.

I'll be off. Might check back later.

Bye

ah I see
i prolly need to get ready soon too
i forgot it was christmas eve today lol

You should be DRIVEN by anime. Sure it can be cute, but it possess all the hopes and dreams of a young boy! The passion and love of little girls! A part of the purpose we live!

Oh. Anyway I gotta go now. Merry christmas. *Smooches*

teraria is soothing digging and building in 2d
civ5 is soothing overall
bl2 is fun but triggers my loot anxiety
newvaagas is single palyer? (i don't think it's installed or optimized for me and i dont like the scarey radscorpoins outside of town and only got as far as guy in fridge)
eh... i'll prolly play hunie when i forget about the playthough i watched
i'm scared of opening fortune summoner because the gameplay is unknown to me which is scarey
same with bastion....
...and evoland
what is LiS and ToZ

"I love you Felix."
"I love Emilia."

see you

i don't understand that stuff :\

BL2 is the worst game to worry about loot anxiety, because until you get into UVHM and maybe TVHM it's basically all the same anyway, as long as the numbers you need higher are higher it's fine.

Fortune Summoner is just a platform RPG, actually play it before you let it bother you.
Bastion is hack and slash-y.
Evoland is a tribute to RPGs.

LiS is Life is Strange, ToZ is Tales of Zestiria.
Both are single player but still enjoyable on their own merits.

Small crowd today.

Truly the dilemma of our young hero

Well in that case just experience the clash of emotions you enjoy

i dunno wat that stuff is.... i've only palyed game up until i got lvl 7 for snipe those thingys in ice starter valley?

...i'm scared to dive into rpg.
maaybe in the future i'll try.

i spoiled lis strange for me
and Zestria looks epic!

emotions clashing?

TVHM and UVHM are dlc game modes that make the game scale to higher levels.
The base game can be played pretty mindless fun.

ToZ is also an RPG, and also an action RPG.
On lower difficulties it's pretty mindless, but I enjoy playing it on higher difficulties more.

What do you seek? Love or hate. Hope or despair. Pride or humility. Sadness or happy times?

mindless fun sounds something i want... i'm just hesitant playign bl2 all by myself. but my loot triggering inside me conflicts with that. i'm torn between wanting all the kewl stuff... and wanting a freind to shoot stuff with. :\

i'll prolly play low difficulty to enjoy story of zestria.

Kinda wanna play GitS now.

i want love!

I'm going to be real real with you.
The odds of something dropping that it'd be a big deal over you picking everything up until you can't carry any more is astronomically low.

And, at least if you play with me, you probably won't out speed someone who's used to being quick on the draw anyway.

Ask Subtle, when we were playing, he wouldn't've even known we got two legendaries back to back if I hadn't've told him.

By the way, Theseius, if you still wanna try Ghost in the Shell: Stand Alone Complex - First Assault, it's been F2P for, like, half a year.

Then you look for romance. Something like toradora or sakurasou

I remember I used to be so good with Maven walls.

I wonder if I still have that.

I heard it was shitty and only hyped cuz weebs

...

Basically.
It had the makings of something good, but then they fucked with bullet travel time to make the maps feel bigger and it got real weird real fast.

I used to go 10-20/0 in CBT.

also i play game slow
i explore every nook cranny
and take my time to snipe all the things far away first before moving into danger zone

eh... i don't know.

i wanna watch pet girl anime someday...

merry xmas eve
i feel happy enough to sleepy now =w=

Well, I've done all I can.

I dont really know what you are saying. I dont know much about video games

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

I really liked it and it was warm Nd fuzzy

I blesss yoh with gud sleeps

Hey there

It means I'd normally get 10-20 kills with 0 deaths in TDM.

Hey. How's it going?

Specifically during CBT.

Thatsounds great but what's cbt

I'm good ish. Kind of getting sleepy

Go to sleep.

But.. I don't know if I want to

Then stay up?

Closed Beta Testing

You can't tell be what to do

...

なにおしますか？

NANI?!?!?

I decided to lie in bed. You have not seeing the war, though

Let your eyes sleep.

One more sleep.

But person4

...

I think I am as what as others say.
Selfish, cringey, retarded....

I duuno; do I double down or like, make an effort? Because making an effort seems just as fucking gay.

...

I did 2 13 hour shifts, and two 10 hours, did night and day shift; and felt like getting blind drunk is something I deserved but noooooooooooooooo...

didn't gel with colleges, and my fam didn't like me blind drunk; despite the stress I went through. So; what do?

Is eerything I'm doing wrong?

...

what up

Nothing. At all. You?

cat woke me up. thats about it

Kill it.

no wtf

Cats suck.

Drink Scanner. Drink.

mines nice

Dogs are best.

you would say that

Except it woke you the fuck up! My dogs just come in my room and lay down next to me and don't fuck me with me until I get up.

Love, I agree with you, but still...

i left my door closed so she couldnt lay in my bed.

Still. Kill it. If I shut my door, they just take care of themselves. Dogs are very self sufficient.

Damn right.

You two can be my dogs.

your dog maybe

I can't be that though....

My dogs are awesome as fuck.

lucky you

hello

Don't be jealous. You can have an awesome dog too.

Hello, lass. How goes?

:(

Hihi.

I'm... okay I guess.

How have you been?

meh i dont want one

It isn't possible.

Just same old shit life. Nothing really new.

Why do you seem hesitant to say ok?

That is your loss.

...

Eh, I hear ya on that one.

Cause I have a lot of feels right now.

I need a dog.

Also do you want a Christmas gift?
I'm going to Walmart later and can get a card.

Don't give me that look. I didn't kill your cat.

What kind of feels? The kind that make you feel sad and alone and feel like nobody gives a flying fuck?

No dogs for you, love.

And no, please. I don't like gifts in general. Thank you though, I do appreciate the meaning of it.

...

The 'I'm no longer welcome at family' kind of feels.

But we ya family, Elma.

As close as I'm gonna get to one now.

Want cuddles?

Family can be overrated. I have a love/hate relationship with my mom that is boiling down to outright apathetic.

want death

I just thought they'd be more accepting and better than they're being right now.

To retract an invitation like that is just mean.

Sorry about your mom. I don't talk to mine either, but that's a whole different can of worms.

You can't have that. It costs too much.

Sometimes family can be fucking assholes. About a couple years ago, my brother wanted me to end up dead. But it passes, most of the time. And if it doesn't, then they aren't worth worrying about.

but its Christmas

...

Alright. I just want to buy things for people.

post the pic of your guy tripping balls pls

it makes me feel better

Which means you get a present of limited worth. Otherwise I would go bankrupt.

yeah, but christmas is just another day.

You are too giving.

You guys give me a lot.

I guess that's my estrogen feelings coming back to bite me then, cause I daresay I've missed my family and wanted to see them all.

more than i expected

yereeee

I don't give anything though...

No, I just think I am overly callous sometimes.

What is?

Get some pumice:P

nuthin

I has none.

Nuttin? This early in the day?

ive never really thought it mattered what time it was

But....Allah does!

You give me company.

i wonder what kinda injuries people have gotten performing that stunt

hes never been happy with me anyway

I want a new piercing again already Moogs :(

what kind

OH SHIT THAT REMINDS ME I MIGHT BE GETTING THAT TATTOO

But my company is shite.

I got an engorged penis.

Awe don't say that. Allah loves all! Just don't go beating off before noon.

too late

...

I wonder if squash watches cartoon dogs and gets the horn

....Ok, well then don't go beating off thinking of me and we will call it a mistake this one time.

What?

I always have the horn.

NANI?!?!?

i dunno, I want something on my right ear to balance out the industrial I got. Maybe like a Ragnar or a Rook.

no comment

thats not an injury

Nani?

Wait, what?

Oh? It is painful though....takes some rubbing to get it to go away.

ragnar for sure

NANI SORE

...

So I only just found out about this one and I'm doing some reading up on it and it can take up to like 4 years to heal lmao

Seems pretty brutal. (kinda my style tbh)

eh maybe not then

I have not been good.

I am so confused.

bRUTAL ANAL POUNDAGE

yeah I dunno. I'll probably ask about it when I go there for new jewelry at some point.

Moogs. Comment. Noa!

you have good taste in redheads

*wink*

are those....... pockets?

Looks like where you'd attach garters

It's ok. I don't know where to go with this.

what

I'll garter you

:O

Thanks, love. I quite like them.

Ahh.

On the previous subject in which you had no comment.

what about it

I demand a comment.

i dont know what to say

Then catch things on fire.

I have to go. Have a good day.

Be safe, my love. Hope it is a good one.

they tend to

It's fun when they do.

something something I'm a red head

...

Oh? You should send me pics to add to my collection :p

afternoon

nah, I'm not that cute yet

Do you have beautiful eyes?

idk

...

h-hey

Can't see eyes very well. Are they blue?

yeah, they're blue

And you say you aren't cute.

I said I didn't know

Either way, you're wrong.

time for work...

:p

where is scootaboot

Probably doing christmas eve stuff with his fam

it's 12:52 on christmas eve. do YOU know where your scootaboot is?

what you don't know...might shock you.

more after like twelve commercial breaks.

Apologies. I was in the bath with a quadruple whiskey and a date with T&S
whats up

found him

cuppycake

i found ur cats

OMG I LOVE IT!!!!

hi neko neko chan

You wanna be in the show?
Then come on cakers lets GO!!!!

...

that chick be crazy.

Is this some new GBBO thing?

I miss my alcoholic posting when she'd be my totem of debauchery. Her and Ke$ha

tick tock dese wrecking balls.

I'd wreck your balls

...

I'm not into cbt.

CBT? Whats that?

SCOOTS

BUY MY SHOES

I MEAN

DADDY PLEASE BUY ME SHOES

Pretty shoesies?

...

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

Yes.

cock and ball torture.

Please?

I didn't literally mean wreck. Gawd cake. Christmas Cake

im so fuc k ing happy rn holyu SJIT

christmas cake? where?!

that's a sexy oooooooo

Lemme see what my new year pay is, then we shall consult yo fabulous options.

It really makes hanukkah worth it!
You should see the family meal, tomorrow. My uncle ben will.... Naturally... Make a joke as he is cooking...

Man is savage.

Seek and ye shall find!

I wanna find christmas cake. I hope it's cheese cake.

omg

God damn it. You know wassup. Now I want best cake... well, best cake that isnt a gateaux

oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

I'm a hard workin' daddy

I don't know if I've ever had gateaux.

This is a disgusting violation of yo humang reights

Oh shit I better get my xmas gift scavenger hunt set up for the morning... I am whiskey'd up so this will be fun.

8ch.net/b/res/5993405.html#6543038

it can't be that good.

Fool, you missing out man. Its the best.

I'll have to find some and give it a try sometime.

I feel sorry for her
its not even her posting and people are just using her image

...

Do it fam, you wont regretti

I never regret anything, except for most things.

who is this poster

that's bowl-cut mcgee

STOP DOXXING ME

delete this

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...

...

...

its 10x

All canadians look the same.

emma has a tripcode now, baka.

me irl

merry christmas eve

jerky is one of the greatest inventions of mankind

I'll work you hard, Daddy~

you too pal

/huggu

Suck her dick harder, cupcake

doubtful. although from that one picture I bet you'd look cute in tights like that.

?????????? I'm just pointing out what a dumbass you are for thinking a canada user is wish when she uses a tripcode now so get fukken rekt you liverpool kiddo

scoot is scouser?

waow

This meme needs to die.

liverpool born and bred yup yup. his favorite rock band is the beatles.

:3

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I just got ppl xmas cards this year, I'm so cheap

no u

I look okay in tights. my legs are nice enough. the rest of me isn't very girly though.

I only bought 3 ppl gifts cuz I didnt budget much this year

its ok lol

make it up next year

You fuckers never walk alone.

I wanna walk alone with u

four yule

4ew

I was just kidding about the no part ^^

are they nice gifties?

oh my

k bye fagets.

have happy day

they are very meaningful

family time
byue

grim reply to this

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puu.sh/t01tk/3b70a9a89a.jpg

CUTE

is that the finished product

no i still have to shade ;_;

you can finish after the holidays if you want

I dont mind

BYE DADDY

i accidentally sent drunken lewd pics to someone last night lmao

its already done

texting someone, fb, someone heree?

looks cute!

oo that was fast

um someone from a different place online

I got an amazon giftcard out of it apparently so everything worked out

My brother just tried to insist that "[He has] the money, so [I] have to do the running around."

Would it be acceptable to just lay him out?

danke

ya just like u xd

"I buy, you fly" is a saying for a reason.

daammn get that paper giiirrrlrlll

is that so wrong to expect you help? o.o

I'm getting a cute jacket and boots combo with it :P

Doesn't that only apply to things that are already agreed on?

Why should I help someone who can't get off his ass for half an hour to let me have a day off?

so much monay

well if you are helping with other xmas stuff then it wouldn't be fair for you to do all the running around!

Yeah, and I'm a Londoner.

I think it would be kind of a cute outfit

I take full time care of someone, while maintaining the house.

My charge, and I, are the only ones who do any chores around the house.

He's also telling me to buy gifts for kids that I see at most twice a year under the notion that it doesn't matter if they like it.

Is 15 hr shifts normal?
I'm trying to explain to my workshy cunts of family why 15 hrs working in a toystore is absolutely hell and I have every right to get shitfaced drunk in the morning.

And don't try to pull "It's the thought that counts" because he's neither thinking of those kids, nor will a kid understand that.

...

*pet*

trust your instincts!

ohh wooww, yeah that does seem super unfair..

I did a little bit of that type of thing too w my grandad fora while, lots of respect for you taking care of someone

are you getting shitfaced at ur house? Where others live and stuff?

No, in town.
With workmates
I drank so much and yet mentally felt like I could smash more. I did 4-5 more hours work than anyone in the supermarket.

And my fam is like 'Your sister is working is Sri Lanka and travelled for 2 days to get back here with no sleep'.... SHE WAS IN SRI LANKA, I WAS IN A FUCKING TOYSTORE

And my family are triggered because my dad was a violent alcoholic and causes grievance; not my fault my mum is a slut.

I woke up angry.

...

Pretend this picture of Paprika is a blushing Coconut or Yayaka picture.

I get kinda fed up with him treating me like a slave.

Oh, it's ok to drink again now because I'm at home with family.

Fucking cunts, I'm gonna die alone.

hey fam
wasted with the fam
sup?

I wanna treat you like a slave

toystore lyfe

Angry and drinking.
Now my mum is bringing up my alcoholic dad.

Time to drink more.

Hmph.

Brrrrrrr fucking drink

GONNA DRINK MY REGRETS AWAY.
MY LIFESTYLE WILL CREATE MY DEATHESTYLE.

How to be single is a top movie

Drink with me, soljaaa

Statisically, someone is getting monkey fucked in the ass right now.

And it may not be consentual

>>>/scanner/

Get calibrated.

If its not me, or you....

Let's find out if someone in /Holla Forums/ is getting raped by a monkey at this moment; just so I can say 'at least I'm not him'.

But yeah, gonna drink hard with you.

Aaaaaaaaay
Rebel wilson is my spirit animal

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Merry Xmas