Merry christmas or something

I was like 6 when that happened.

merry christmas eve eve

Okay let me rephrase. What do you prefer to be called?

Muh dick.
Nothing much, I'm just watching a christmas stream

Nothing much, supposed to go to bed in a bit.

What happened?

no

I hope this is ironic

The song coming out ?

I just finished Deep Water Horizon, pretty nice movie

I wish you a restful sleep in advance

only on 4 levels.

yes.

Oh really? Have heard about it I think, but I don't really know anything about it.

Firedash, i'm a Pyrofox that lives in the forest kingdom.

above average B movie imo

but the fact that its based on actual events is a little spooky.

99 luftballons or that Peter Schilling's one?
Although both were out in the 1980s.

Thanks, hoping the same for you too.

Hm. Hm.

You know i'm not even sure anymore.

That one doesn't even count it's only 45 minutes!
Have you seen Hyouka?

lol you played too many car games and not enough FPS

...

I think I'll take a look at it when I don't have any stuff to do.

All reason was lost, but not like it matters as everything is trivial.

I think I was going to but never got around to it.
I'll add it to the list.

;_;

Do we have a problem ?

ragequit

fuck ing hell fuck this shit

No, of course not.

fricking heck

You ever eat something you couldn't taste before, only to come to the realization that you can taste it now?

no

...

It's really weird, I wouldn't suggest it.

...

I'm not eating pink this time, asshole.

And i'm Tri-gender

That reminds me of this.

Dammit with that image.

...

...

christmas sucks

Does that mean you have dick, tits and balls?

You suck

Yes.

i mean so do you

I'll suck your Christmas, Mommy.
But only if I get lots of snow.

youtube.com/watch?v=7qnd-hdmgfk

Yes you can, and I'm not Dave.

heck

good night girlies

Christmas is great

pls i do not want to suck dick or have someone suck my spirit cock.
refrain

...

Can't, won't.

...

NEJ! JUL SUGER!

Good night, Emily.

Y-yes, Mommy.
I'm sorry.

Can't tell me you don't enjoy a good schnapps

SUG MIG

...

Peach.

Dammit Rin.

Your name is gay.

...

I like this image of Marie Rose way more than I should.

S-sorry...

Christmas is all about getting drunk here. Don't you have Christmas dinners?

I am fairly sure her lewd pose and tugging at that body suit of hers is supposed to appeal!

At family's.

I think it's more the texture of the body suit and other clothes.
I don't like how it forms physically around her breast, it kinda takes me out of it, but I can still appreciate it.

It's a bit perverse, but the way her crotch shows through the texture of the suit is appealing in an odd way.

I can't be mad at you.

SUG AV MIG

yayaka best girl.

Not unusual to drink a good bit there either

It's like that 'spread pussy through clothes' tag LOL

KÄFTEN ØØBLES

who

I dislike drinking my usual amount there.

chick rin is posting

obscure anime girl#235

your id matches your avatar

Though Coconut and Paprika are also kinda nice, but Yayaka is my spirit animal.

Tbh, I'm not usually super fond of that tag.

no
no
kill yourself

That image really is some black magic.

rin your avatar is irresistible. lemme put a baby in that

I don't even know how to react to you.

I dunno what to say, man.

cocona and papika are not coconuts and paprika

...

cold

Understandable. I usually don't either, I change a lot when drunk.

It can be hot, it can be not. Like most tags.

Who, Yayaka?

The blonde and pink haired girl?

Coconut would totally be fine with a good friend calling her Coconut.
And Paprika would definitely love it.

Fair enough.
I probably just happen across the not more often than not.

suga min stora penis, du hora

'Sup Teeps?

You need to research the functionality behind it, so we'll be able to understand the phenomenon.

NO THAT ONE

WHOA WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE

I just get red.

Being awake for too long I guess.

Good morning

Kaptain oobles, I'm reporting for duty

i thought you were a /lewd/er now?

Part 5 when ?

Maybe the site reuses thumbs for repeat images, and your browser's having issues pulling the thumb, idfk, and I'm too lazy to look into 8ch's source code.

Maybe someone who's done it before will see fit to explain why your internet can't load the thumbnail for this picture whenever I post it.

I think Papika's even technically legal. :^)

GET ON UR KNEES AND SUCK GRIM'S CURRY DICK LEGGO

papika? shouldn't it be paprika?

...

This is a good example of one done nicely imo

OK, hvor henne? HUH?

I dunno, I gotta learn to control myself better when drinking. I keep drinking even though I've had enough

Noh

All you gotta do is put on a skirt and then girl will let you.

Her name's Papika, but I've legit been calling her Paprika this entire time just because that's what her name makes me think of.

Same with Cocona and Coconut.

I suppose I can agree.

Be thankful you weren't alive in the 60s then.

Not really, last time I had a conversation there was like 2 weeks ago, and I only occasionally go there like a few times a month.
Besides I only really ever do daytime crew stuff here nowadays.

So, self control.

Funny.

one can dream...

It was worth the shot.

You are trash as a poster and as a person, please end your life.

I got little when reaching a certain point

yeah papika is just a stupid fucking name

ah cool. cause we need all the SD cuddles here!

j-j-j-j-j-j-jag vet inte. jag är en jungfru

wow.

Hm.

A shame.

clockwork only sucks darwin's cock

It was an honest mistake.

grim just traps so well I forget hes a guy sometimes.

cuckwork must work a mean older man cyber boner tho

That's a bit possessive, no?
But I guess I can drop gaming for a bit every now and then for more visits.

Hm.

Jeg skal nok være blid.

Hm.

I-its nothing personal. Just good business.

...

Are you sure about this?

totally understandable. he doesn't even have to wear makeup. just natural beauty

yes SD i need all the SD cuddles. fuck your stupid ass games

Hes got curves in all the right places >~

I can totally imagine this, how nice

Yes. I mean. Unless desu on that since subtle bottled it

Good night.
Merry Christmas Eve.

lol rip

wew this wine is not sitting right. i hate saying wew but it fits my feelings

my little furry bear girl

neenee

You're so sour.

I agree, but they all have stupid names.
It's part of the appeal in a weird way.

Right?
How's your day been?

How did you ruin Jackson ?

Don't say wew. Spoilers says wew.

ugh do you even still watch anime? isn't anime so 2010?

...

yeah i know but i was so wewing. sorry it won't happen again. speaking of which, where is that dude

...

What are you, 12? Eksdee

Clockwork.

...

I already told you about how Spoliers rage quit.

High velocity Tracer bullet.

It's a way to pass the time, and it's as good as anything else I'd put on for background noise.

Would be mean to say no to game invites.

Hm.

Did he finally get busted for being Eva?

Huh.

Yes.

hot

lol did you? did he?

sorry i can't remember shit lol wew

i guess that's true. i usually have some trash tv on in the background

makes me feel less lonely ;;

IT IS EVEN LESS CONSIDERATE TO SKIMP ON THE FUCKING CUDDLES

wait he really was eba afterall? i was mostly joking about that

Hm?

Hai.

For be rude. It's beneath you :e

All I did was relax and catch up on anime
It was really tough but.. someone's gotta do it

I-I don't wanna talk about it

Hey, that's nowhere near on the same level as an unironic eksdee

Wait, actually? HAHA no way

Yeah.

10:14 PM - Grim Echoes: im trying to help you 10:15 PM - Spoilers: no you aren't, you are trying to get me to be a little bitch like the rest of you to this stupid highschool popularity game 10:15 PM - Spoilers: I, like cups, don't give a fuck about your games 10:15 PM - Grim Echoes: ????????????? 10:16 PM - Grim Echoes: hello? 10:16 PM - Spoilers: so I will not be playing and I'm dropping from the mod spot 10:16 PM - Grim Echoes: okay man

Don't forget that Spoliers is the only mature person here.

He just kept being retarded and then imploded.

Yes we wen't over this.

Hes not even a mod anymore

Evening.

Hm.

everytime he fake quits he next levels it. this time i bet even he thought he wasn't eva

But you breaking him made him remove me off of everything.

...

Come on Teeps, where did the bad man touch you?

My tinnitus drives me nutters if it's too quiet for too long.

Like, for all it is, it's kinda impossible to absolutely confirm it.
But towards the end with his breakdown and rage quit it was pretty indistinguishable.

Nice desune.
I should watch 11 and 12 before tomorrow.

Oh for real?
If you add him back he'd probably accept, since it wasn't against you personally

How do you feel the diffrence?

Being happy and not drunk?

Conflicting terms.

Huh?

ooooo the games. the games, we're playing games here
good riddance

That log thingy from Ban is pretty much him in a nutshell as far as I remember

I'm not gonna do that though.

Him removing me did somewhat hurt my feelings and i'm not gonna be the one to add him back.

nej
jag alskar guero :(

sorry man. it's not that i don't listen

it's that i don't retain knowledge

maybe you could be my bad man tonight

call off your 3am game appointment

yeah when you're not used to it, complete silence can be quite jarring at first

i mean at first i thought it was, but then this round went on so long that i thought it wasn't possible for someone to keep it up like that

but then i remembered people like eva and bern exist

Hes just gonna come back in a few months under a different name.

Noh. Mutually beneficial

More cute pics ください

ugh

...

i must be infuriating to associate with

What does that picture even mean!

Your tomorrow is still a way off! Savour them ^^

Whichever makes you feel cringe the most?
I'm not sure

then tomorrow i'll forget again and we can do this all over again

Jesus Teeps.
I've got a whole lot of things to do with fam tomorrow, since it is x'mas after all.

yeah
i like you TP but sometimes when you get drunk i want to hit you in the mouth

...

sunday is. you aint gotta do shit tomorrow EXCEPT CUDDLE ME

I have so much patience.

Okay okay jeg vil lade ham vinde

Naturally, he has nowhere else to go

Mostly lewd~

i don't blame you at all. i'm a real prick sometimes

you should work with autistic children

He lost his shit on me and refused to see it any way but his, and being on the receiving end of one of his shit fits again kinda makes it impossible to not see.

Well, it's not complete silence for me, 'cause constant ear ringing.

And that ringing starts getting annoying and drives me nutso if there isn't another sound to accompany it.

I missed the start of it, but then at the end he flipped on me for something and it was just like old times.

I mean.
Oh wait, no not tomorrow, the day after.
Okay you're right, I have a lot of time.

But I still really wanna finish it because I'm left hanging on the climax rn.

tack älskling. du är bra.

at least you're honest with yourself my man

I don't feel bad for him.

I already do though

I work with kids who have all kinds of things wrong with them

Why are you talking in swedish?

Only God knows what I'll be doing by then, living it one day at a time.

TP Do you have any fun caps of Eva now that we're on topic?

He was weird in thread too

Giv heads up når du er single, så suger jeg dig av.

You shouldn't :3

Fordi hun forstår og det er mycket bra

You make me cringe. just kidding

Nani!!!

That's because it's your name

Jag tror det är google translate.

because that's all i know and i'm very bad at it so it's better to practice

oh shit you gotta get that ear thing fixed. that would drive me bonkers

i got into it with him several times cause he was real fun to rile up just like eva was,

but then eventually i got bored, just like with eva

for sure dude. you gotta remember that when i have a name on i'm usually very drunk, or in the process of getting very drunk

like puke drunk, without the puking

most of the time

with the swimming thing?

man teaching retards to swim would be rough

too much flailing for my tastes

god bless then

i wish happiness upon your norse clan

i do but not on this computer

eva has done this like 4 times since i started

I started the bulling that made him quit.

I wanna take credit for it.

some is, some is me staring at a book and raking my brain. as i said

Why would you want to learn it even? There is almost no one who knows it.

Might as well go plunder some coastal cities in Odin's name.

If they give me problems I just pick them up and move them.

Even the bigger ones

As far as languages go it's useless. Having english as your primary language is far more useful.

Ikke helt, men hun øver sig.

Damn. I just got in the mood..

Oh? Tell me about it~

I suppose you're probably right.

Tu ne parles pas de Francais?

As far as I've ever found looking into it, there is no cure for Tinnitus, so I just gotta live with it.

*in comprehensible coughing noises*

And take care of your long lovely golden hair.

I dated someone who was swedish for close to a year.

petit parle

Y-You really wanna finish?
Left hanging on a climax?

It was like that when I was young, but you know how it goes with aging.

I can't remember what he was saying but I was just pointing out why it was retarded and then a few other people joined in on it.

He couldn't handle being proven wrong and then just imploded.

if that's not the christmas spirit i don't know what is

yeah i guess they probably float pretty well, huh

oh man, these images

dude how funny would it be though if spoilers really wasn't eva and just got sick of being called eva

and eva's mom really did die and he quit

what if we've actually now created a NEW NEW NEW NEW EVA - spoilers (who wasn't eva at first, but now will fake quit and become NEW SPOILERS with a new gimmick)

eh that's fucking bullshit

they have cochlear implants, they should be able to figure out this shit

spoilers was actually eva

Old timer!? Do you have gray hair too?

They don't float.

A kid just isn't a match for me in terms of RAW POWER

i like it better if he wasn't i think

more funny

And my preference too!

The game thing?

Write that down, that's genius

Well, red is one of the defining colors of Christmas.

Not really, it just started turning more brown.

i don't know man some retards have animal strength

Varför inte?

i'll remember it for the next suspicious new comer

i think everybody owuld like that
but you cant just say it over and over and hope it comes true

I don't remember.

I'm not worried about it.

Ah, Je rappelle un peux, mais ne parle pas plus tres bien.

Case in point, I'm pretty sure I butchered that.

Dunno, gov.
I don't mind it terribly much, anyway, I've had it for as long as I can remember.

Just gets kinda eh when all is quiet.

...

lmao at ikt being a noob on battlefield 1 and having to carry him and his giant dick

badly
but i dont know enough french for me to tell you that

Post lood. But make sure it has pantyhose

Oh.. Well bleach it

Inga! Hey

Whats upset you ?

#SCANDI CLUB

Recall for me some day.

Don't have much on hand.

lol nice

i figured it had something to do with women's periods

why not? i said eva was spoilers over and over until it became true

hey and if you mess up and let one drown, it's like who really cares, they aren't real people

ITS MESSING UP YOUR TYPING RIGHT NOW

Foreign people I've dated in the past rarely showed much interest in the language. it's not interesting like german or french.

Det är ett sådant begrensat antal personer som förstår språket här.

TP YOURE ACTING LIKE 4M STOP IT

Would if I could.

I honestly do feel bad for the parents that have to deal with some of these kids every day.

I know the first half is okay, and the second half can communicate the intent, but I'm not sure if I structured it properly.

I kinda wanna learn it back, tbh.

I think that's more just I always type like shit, lol.

Yeah, no, not doing anything to my hair other than getting it cut every now and then.

I thought you did most of the time.

Seasonal periods and so on forth.

i bet mordin wears really obnoxious tight pants on his gay dates

Fap and bed.
Good night

Jag hoppas toalett papper dör i sin somn.

Hi.

n nas nas ludes

Became owned by the powerful Mistress Lydia Chadwick for life.
I will serve her as her weak little bitch.
Falling weaker by the second.I will do all i can to tribute her regulary & I will tribute no other.

bye

it's true though

it worked with smiles too

for sure. i feel for them too. i think the biggest reason i don't want to have kids is in case you get one of the hurr durr ones

oh i thought you were having an episode

rebirth and such

god bless baby jesus and his virgin mom

bye

Well if they're not that good don't worry v_v
Whether are you going home?

Bard calm down!

Cosplay loli vampire 2hu

Where have you been! I hadn't seen you in a long long time

interdasting theory man
but idk
i think its more that the facts are obvious from the beginning

Wha?

TP, tinnitus doesn't have an off switch.
It's always a thing.

They probably wanted to die.

I wonder how many people have claimed that story as theirs, that holy spirit got them pregnant.

Yeah, no, but perhaps you should?

I found it interesting enough. I've also never really learned another language so it was a bonding thing for us.

I've taken both french and spanish classes and I remember nothing.

Scool stuff and the like. Boring stuff mostly.

yeah it's probably more that i have great intuition and make accusations prior to getting evidence, and people think i'm the crazy drunk until, BAM HE WAS EVA AFTERALL

BAM SMILES WAS A HUGE HO AFTERALL

it must go up and down

oh for sure every parent with a "special needs child" definitely thought about ditching that potato at some point. and if they don't it's inevitably a huge strain on their marriage

a bunch i bet. when people believed in magic more i bet hella people blamed infidelity on ghosts lol. who wouldn't

Best way to learn a language is practice and immersion so not surprising that people don't remember anything from high school classes

I have Shinobu to cosplay.

Have you being doing well in school. What did you study?

i mean shit though bro
the eva thing was being called by multiple people since he first started posting here

Like that nigga had eva knowledge and came out of nowhere and seemingly already knew the people here

and he always said 'chill
Llol THATS SO CHILL
HAH ur chill

u wann chil?

haha look atm e guys im so relatable

It's always there to the same extent, I just notice it less when I have other sounds to focus on.

Well.
I could easily have remembered my French, I had plenty of people to use it with.

I just chose to drop it after Grade 9 and now I regret that choice.

I took french but I didn't speak it enough to remember well. I can understand if someone types it to me or something, or speaks it, but for the love of me can't formulate a response.

Ce si forte.

i wanna say that i was the first to make the association. dude was too gimicky to be new

new people don't have zero previous chan experience while gimicking

what happens to the ting when you're baked?

Shoulda been "Ce si dur" I think.

Additional research is required.

And you very well may have been

but hell yeah dude I was pretty sure on that shit from an earlier poijnt as well

thank god that annoying persona left

Well, it's kind of like the whole witch-hunt deal back in the day.

You had my interest, but now you have my full attention.

I went to Paris once and it sucked, after that I had little interest in learning their frog language.

Italian would've been better, I had a far more pleasant time when I went to Rome.

It's never too late to start again
And if it's any consolation, knowing a language will probably become obsolete in our lifetime! ^^

My mother could've taught me French as a child since she's bilingual but she didn't, I guess teaching a child just one language is effort enough

nigga you don't blaze? i thought you were a nanny

rin the type of nigga to smoke two hits off a half smoked join then go roll around and say hes so high

uwu

Sounds like you've been places. I can totally agree- I don't understand why I chose french. My family is italian, my Nona and my Grandpa Bosso both spoke fluent Italian.

Ha!

TP didn't notice when i said i hoped he would die in his sleep.

reminder to always redraw ur shit
also touhou is ok i guess thanks grim

what did I do!?

Inga didn't notice me asking about his school

I wish i was a billionaire and id get a huge mansion and invite all my cuteboy friends to live with me and we'd do all sort of lewd things and what not

I've been considering asking my friend to help me get my french back, then asking Tokai to help me improve it.

Nope, just never really been interested in it.
Considered smoking a bowl with my cousins once or twice but always decide against it.

see
Point remains, though.

Isn't that reverse playboy mansion ?

What did you enjoy about Rome that you didn't like about Paris? o.o
My experience was kinda the opposite

Said that you've got something to cosplay.

lol didn't you go on some rant where you had to apologize to him or some shit?

i mean it makes sense right,

no dear i did not have sex with your lad. that cum on my chest is goblin cum!

lol right?

nigga would just go roll around and giggle in the corner

*tee hee*
*COUGH
*tee hehee*

why would you ever say that hobbit?

maybe i just don't see things that are impossible

seems like you would have the perfect setup for slangin bud

Just go straight to Tokai, it'd be funnier for him that way :3

You can cosplay too if you want.

Rin is basically a worse luka and idk if i would waste time apologizing to him

hi there

hiiii how'ss your head

Evening.

i meant to spoilers

there's some copypasta out there

Well fuck me. I guess i need to go to sleep.

Travelling in europe is pretty easy, It's mostly family vacations. Nothing overly fancy I can assure you, it's sort of common.

At least you'd have some use of french living in canada, even if you don't live in the french parts. Not saying you wouldn't have any use for italian if you have italian roots.

Rome is a beautiful city and the people aren't smelly and they make attempts at communicating in english. The landmarks are also far more interesting.

Paris is a filthy city with rude, stressed people who will ignore you or pretend to not understand english. And the seine smells like sewer waste and is so filthy the water looks like the mud puddle kind. Lots of homeless people sleeping in the streets also.

One question. Do you have a panda hoodie like the one in your avatar?

hello little kitty man

Maybe, but every time I'm in the moment it feels wrong, y'know?
Like it isn't me.

Not that I have anything against it, or anything.
I've been known to sit there and shoot the shit with my cousins when they're having theirs.

I mean, to be fair, before we were official, we spent a fair amount of time flirting in French.

Ha, I was thinking more like those "They stay afloat! They surely must consort with witchcraft!"
Because everyone who knows how to swim must be a witch.

That would be horrible, and wouldn't work at all.

Well of course. You can ask grim for pics if you really want them.

HEY GUYS LOOK AT ME IM MORDIN I AM WORLDLY AND WELL TRAVELLED
I HAVE WINED AND DINED OLDER MEN IN THE MOST EXTRAVAGANT LOCATIONS

oh ye probably
I like to try to leave options open for reconcilliation with most people even if i dont like them

but then there are some that just arent worth it at all and I wont bother with apologies

And I mean hey
at the time spoilers was kind of popular
and everybody knows if you want to be poular and liked you need to be nice to the poplular people

But I can't do it by myself if would be too embarrassing, you know what I mean?

Of course he'd have them, lmao

why's everyone asking that
my head is fine

hi tracer what's up

tp tp on the wall who needs to off themself most of all?

I think you're biased cause you don't like the French :x

i alwas get bad headaches after idirnk

...

I'd just ruin your performance.

who knows though, maybe you should. might help the tin ear

yeah man to think we were burning witches not 300 years ago

lol that's one way to do it

i tend to bully the mods until there's a big to do

i donno who?

I didn't dislike them until I met them. I don't dislike all french people either, just the ones I met in paris.

I guess it might.

Damn, it was 300 years ago?
I always felt like it was closer to 500 or something.

This is not a pipe

i just filtered the furries and moved on

I tried to bully them but they are all way too sassy and evil

I'd imagine it's because there community probably faced much worse anonymous opposition than ours back in the chan days

it helps a lot of weird shit you wouldn't think. like i see worse when i smoke so i don't get the glaucoma thing

well salem and all that shit was in the 1700s? got me man i was kinda guessing. maybe it was well earlier

They're much nicer in the south

Don't go too south though, eventually you get to Corsica and they're crazy there
Bullet holes in every road sign

oh yeah dude bullying furries doesn't work. they have no morality and are mostly sociopaths

I don't know at all, but I feel like there were still knights and stuff in the 1500s, so not really close to those salem things with their odd black & white clothes.

sometimes i do
not this time thankfully

salem witch trials were 1692

i was close

they are mostly terrible people

I mean, there are a lot of things that just don't make rational sense sometimes, so I try to keep an open mind.

But still, it just doesn't feel right to me, so I probably won't test it.

lucky neko
how much did you end up drinking?

I'm sure you're a big fan of the nice southern regions and the holes there.

wait neko were you telling me to ky?

Another night. You?

Oh btw i almost forgot!

Mordin is kind of a slut.

Yeah, I always just felt like they were half a millennium away for some stupid reason.

Shut it gator boy

lol
kind of

'KIND OF A SLUT'

HA

what the fuck bard

think about wanting to dress up as disney characters and jerking off on other disney characters

like fuck man

yeah and you have to factor in how everything effects everyone differently

who knows though maybe it would feel like heroin to you, and you'll just never know

well we like dropped an a-bomb on a city 70 years ago

haven't come that far really

moogs i was just agreeing for the sake of companionship i care for the furry community greatly

Sometimes I want to dress up like cindarella and i like to jack off t to the snowman from frozen heehee

it's too late tp our close friendship is over

Some things were never meant to be known anyway.
Maybe this is one of those things.

Well, 70 years ain't really that much, nor is 300 thinking about those things, considering like 200 years ago they just began making cannons and had people shooting at each other from rows, but then again technology has picked the hell up, kind of wondering what kind of tech we'll have in 50 years.

He's a bit weird tonight

blocked. bad friend.

i couldn't help but notice that mordin just blocked subtle nyan

Subtle nyan if you need someone to be your mordin kun I-I could try ....

today sucks

why is that

Nono wait. Did he block you too? If so I'm sorry

Rin's already my Mordin-kun, sorry :c
I really like her.

i guess those disney princess cosplay are pretty hot

but that's not exactly furry. it's like 3dpd furry

ah shucks at least i have me caps

so true. like i'm never going to jump out of a plane. i've learned to accept this. quit bugging me

i imagine zapping and vaporizing or lazering will progress.

3d printing will take less than 3 days too

Today is the greatest day I've ever known

am only joking I'm not actually really into disney princessess or snowmans
or animals :/

tired as fug

stubbed my ingrown toenail

head feels funny

Of course not, why would he block me? I have been nothing but agreeable, although I do not agree to the rimjobs he keeps asking to perform.

Why don't I have a picture of Coconut or Yayaka blushing yet?

I dunno about the next one, but jumping out of a plane, secure or not, would be fucking terrifying.

Goddamn acrophobia.

those princesses though

everyone could use one

have you ever thought about ordering one from a third world country?

Most likely, but we can never know what we'll have considering the old predictions from the 1900s describing that 1950s would have flying cars and zeppelins going around cities.

Idek he didn't seem in the best of mindsets
Ah, I got those requests until the very end.. can't say I miss them very much though

yeah i don't mind heights if i'm enclosed, but being on the edge of a drop bugs me THE FUCK out

haha so true

and back to the future 2 predicted the cubs would win in 2015

fucking idiots

I want to give you a rinjob.

:^)

That, and how Jaws would have like +10 sequels with mad 3D technology.

...

._.

-burns your christmas present-

my famalam

I start getting unsteady and/or sick just going up a few floors in an elevator, so I somehow feel that even being enclosed doesn't make it super okay for me.

But I'll be damned if you get me more than 10ft in the air and expect me to look at the ground.

whats a flipper flapper

I-I told you not to get me one anyway...!

You've never flapped a flip?

you don't think they're going to remake jaws?

they make like 8 sharknados fuck effs sake

oh wow that's pretty bad. i trust technology for the most part in those situations

i trust my body less so, like if i'm on a balcony

or expected to balance across something

But its crimbas

...

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nou
teach me the ways of flappedflips

my family is fucking dysfunctional and my sister made us have a talk that just brought up a lot of shit and caused us to argue even more

merry christmas to me

it must suck for jesus to get all this attention instead of your hindi gods, huh, grim

I know it's purely psychological, but, like, I can just feel the space below the elevator open up and it's really super unnerving and it just starts getting to me.

Well, first you need to find a flip.
Then you have to flap it really well.

Or ask someone to flip your flap, or you can try flapping flips if that's more your speed.

ahh, well, it sounds fixable, at least

im agnostic

Most likely not, but there will be a fuckton more of sharknados and all those horrible b-tier movies.
But then again it's fun those watch those movies when really drunk, adds to the comedy value.

err could you explain that in layman's terms

x poster's life in a nutshell

oh man and can you imagine getting stuck in an elevator?

or it falling?

i really don't like crawling through tight spaces either. spelunking is also an absolute no go

you don't have family tradition?

i should really get around to at least seeing the first couple

/pat pat

everything will be okay

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