BANE? BANE? BANE? BANE? BANE? BANE? BANE? BANE? BANE? BANE? BANE? BANE? BANE? BANE? BANE? BANE? BANE? BANE? BANE? BANE...

you should be glad he doesnt give a fuck

we just check someone on our drivers license

and like some dude could have your nuts tomorrow

grow up homo

death is all too real

commendations to him for wanting to do that

I'm not sure how I feel about my own organs

like
theres something in the back of mind itching that says "what if the organs have some spiritual significance?"

so idk honestly

It's clearly one who flaps flips.

Or an animu.

I think I'm too much a brat for that, tbqh.

grimu can i have your eyebrows?

WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD JACKASS

what animu is it

we just check someone on our drivers license

and like some dude could have your nuts tomorrow

grow up homo

I do when I have to

ill pluck off some of my shoulder hairs over a week and you can glue them onto your eyebrows.

but what about if you get a LOT of money

but you sleep in a 3x3 box

Your dad is a wise man.

Pretty much, I've been lately watching Trailer Park Boys from netflix, and even though it isn't like hi-quality, it's pretty damn great.

the fuck's a shoulder hair

i typo'd that you jerk

watch him reply yo you and not me

whats it sound like

Sounds like gross

Nah, he hates me cause I'm a jerk

when is that? cousins arranged marriages and such?

mmmm

...

they're super soft.

nah indian holidays

my grandparents do it all the time, I think they're trying to guilt trip me.
Y-yeah.

...

The fuck

myanimelist.net/anime/32979/Flip_Flappers

As in, 3'x3'?
That'd lead to back problems real quick.

...

hmm do they make new episodes, or just play the old ones?

i never really got into those tbh

haha nice

like hanuman day and shit

but you would have a silk pillow

and pee pads

what is your price

das me

That's way too thin of a cat.

...

The heck? It's not nice at all. It's traumatizing ;;

None of that offsets the fact that I'd have to sleep curled in a ball, which isn't the best position to be cramped in.

At least make it big enough for me to lay down in.

There's all the episodes and the movies of it on netflix, the start was pretty hard to get into, but it's gotten progressively funnier.

are you okay

Hello エッマさん。

eh what are you gonna do? make someone like you?

it is what it is

alright 4'x4' but you have to pee out of a hole in the box

and the hole is livestreamed to an erp chan of your choice

oh i see. did you get into the summer hit stranger things?

or the fall hit westworld?

pup!

We have a register and if you're not on it then they can ask your next-of-kin

One thing he did say was "I'm worried that sometimes they would take out the organs before you're fully dead", so I guess he still has his reservations, or he wants to be completely sure there's no chance of survival before they do it

By the time you die (or don't) we might be able to grow whatever organs we want and that question won't even be necessary

You made me laugh, good job :v
Chii-chan folder is coming along slowlyy

No need for the tsu

You underestimate how good I am at manipulating people :^)

come to think i don't remember ever checking a box and feel kinda weird about the whole thing

oh well it's like who cares, you're dead and there's nothing after

Maybe.

It's interesting

Ehh? You're actually doing it?

You do what everyone else does but with a vagina.

Watched stranger things and it was pretty great, haven't gotten around westworld yet though, but the general idea reminds me of Cowboys & Aliens movie.

you are super pro at this

waf

4.5' x 4.5'
But I'm not agreeing to that second part; not when I can just be a house partner and get better treatment anyway.

Can I have your heart?

Which makes it 300x as effective.

wanna do anything?

hmm i guess it's kinda like cowboys and aliens

but not at all and way better

vagina?? vagina!?!

Shit dude, it's Christmas Eve tomorrow and I don't wanna do shit.

Yes, I've tricked 7 people here into thinking that I have a vagina. Amazing, right?

i would have but now i'm worried

Unfortunately

Watch out, I am known to be very manipulative. I am a PSYCHOPATH and a SOCIOPATH. Watch out for me. *unsheathes katana*

Alright, I'll have to watch that after Trailer Park Boys then.

we haven't even talked money though

how much money do you get for the nanny gig?

ugh i know i'm like too high to drink

and i get why little ceasars is so cheap now

it was a good though though

calm down bro

...

thought*

technically i wasnt tricked by you

YEAH DUDE sorry caps was stuck

yeah dude it's pretty fun

Emma got GarEE kicked out of school, right?
That's how manipulative she is?

:^)

Isn't it rude to ask someone how much they make?

Basic needs are handled, and I get anywhere from 100$-200$ a Mo. in excess.

oh so like room and board is paid and you get 100-200 as a stipend?

is that on top of food?

Yeah but you didn't say onegai so.. I might just keep it for myself...

You could if I didn't need it to live

That wasn't manipulation, that was talent.

It feels like it has been forever since Dragon Ball Super.

Is there going to be one this week or are they off?

'Ey yo, can you tell DarDar to chill out?

He kept telling me that he wanted to put me in his private gallery so that he could stare at me for hours on end earlier.

Little Caesars is actually the ultimate "I hate my life" food. It's 10/10

That's why the count is only 7 instead of 8.

...

worried about my FRIEND

i guess?

Hit vs Goku this week.

OH MY GOD.

THIS IS IMPOSSIBLE WITH YOU.

The talent to get someone kicked out of school without even doing anything?

Yeah.
Food is a basic need, and it's usually included in room and board, is it not?

I was expecting a "You already have it." tbqh.

it would out of character to say onegai as chitose

...
what happened?

Please, it's like you didn't even read the pasta :^)

Christmas Day showdown? Heck yes.

hey man i'm on vacation and hadn't had it since college and was like oh nice there's one over there

walked in
you got a cheese ready?
lemme check, one left
you got a crazy bread
looked at me like a crazy
and a maranara

i was so pumped

i don't know i hadn't said room in board in awhile tbh

it's an odd situation is it not?

I thought it'd be more like sci-fi action than comedy stuff.

i closed some programs and defragged their files.

i think if emma actually got garbear kicked out of school, he wouldn't have written that very erotic fanfic much later. there is more to this story

He never had that kind of interest in you and that's why your relationship with him has been shaky at times to begin with.

Their crazy bread is shit though, but their pizza is sort of a guilty pleasure of mine sometimes.

don't be upset at me...

But direct it use two m's so the tsu means to prolong the sound?

You make it immensely difficult.

But then why did he keep telling me that I belong in a museum??????

It's unconventional, at least.

But then, so are live-in maids these days.

I'm probably gonna be busy packing all crimbass

oh
okay
i thought something was wrong

...did he play ezreal again?

...

what did you wanna do

You're going to watch it late? Oh no ;;

What'cha packing for?

Yeah. No need to get so defensive :^)

watch something.

fun

not especially funny. it has it's moments though

like a lot of OOOOH SHIT ones

it's not bad. like the reheat tomorrow is going to be better than the original i think

yeah they really are.

you don't have to wear an apron do you?

Ok, god damn..

No bully, Rin

Yeah that's why Imma cap Yae-pon too

is it yaoi

yeah that

I'm moving

surely you don't wanna hear the details

i don't know what to do, is all.

I don't have to.
I could if I wanted to.

Forget it.

deets on this

You should be happy he didn't play anivia, that is even worse.

your owners are ok with your non-binary representation?

Mordin x Darwin part 2 when ?

eww she has a black heart
Gojou-kun is were its at

sorry sad poo

Oh yeah, it's the best reheat.

D-Don't use God's name in vain...

Do tell me more :3
Same state?

You might as well post your dox right now since it's going to change~

He fed his ass off worse than Neru.

Nothing could be worse.

Neat, love it when shows have those moments.
Anyhow I'm off to bed before it's too late.
G'night Teeps.

why though

well it has ZERO snow and its closer to the beach and in the same city.

If we get to see more Mordin v. Squash or similar then give it to me now, daddy :^)

Did your old place have snow?

Are you SURE?

There is a part 1?

will you log back on discord

Go watch yaoi with him.
What's the worst that could happen?

No i'm just making sure you know how I have ZERO snow.

Yeah when you dated the first time.

YOU GO WATCH YAOI

HOMO

"Owners"
That makes it sound like so much more than it is, lol.

I'm pretty sure he doesn't care that much, tbqh.

it kinda reminded me of cafeteria pizza

but with slightly better spices

and a different strain of heartburn

bye SD

*cuddles tenderly and kisses forehead*

cause i couldn't do it

i want to live vicariously

how big of a pain in the butt was it?

Oh I thought you meant something written.

i'm not mocking you

sure?

He asked you, not me.
Don't leave him hanging like that.

yo grim how does it feel to know that tsuchi did what you spent so many hundreds of dollars trying to do: fuck a human girl on the internet

I paid for people to come and move my shit for me.

...

...

Yeah, that looks about right.

Yeah? Well a white Christmas is better than a green Christmas!

Dude we had pizza day in my elementary school and that pizza was the shit.

Then again all pizza was the shit when I was 10, but you know.

...

Grim just watch YOI with them

what is that

YOI is pretty fucking gay bro.

Someone on the enemy team in one of those games recognized neru from the webms he spams in lolgen. and then we lost to that person too.

Yuri on Ice, it's gay enough to be close to yaoi but it's legit good

Oh yeah? Whats good about it?

yo i think that's the way to go

moving ruins friendships

yeah on wednesdays we rotated subs and pizza in gradeschool. i felt so cool that my mom paid the extra 2 dollars a week to get this amenity

I mean if you wanna write something I'll read it.

It looks like a Christmas that you'd see in a TV movie

SAD POO WHY

so cross-army and frowny

I can't write.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

tasteless

remember when i had that sick burn on grim up there? i love him though

I remember there was the 1 slice or 2 slice option and we'd always make fun of the only guy who got 2 slices

your posts are aimless and have no sense of direction 80% of the time

sounds awful though.

I'll ask Darwin then.

LOL why even

it seems like the 2 slice guy would be like the guy that first discovered hair gel

Welcome to the Redundancy Department of Redundancy.

yeah...

Why would you ever need a sense of direction in this cluster fuck?

But it crashed CR

cheap laughs man. i'm easily amused and you're sober and a moron

merry christmas

sorry I fucked up

hummingbird is kill
tfw

hehe xd

lol got em

It's pretty to look at, just don't go outside.

He was fat and he's always finish first anyways.

I can't find a shitty "DON'T LOSE YOUR WAY" .webm to post in response here.

sorry man

peace to yous and yours

...

kitsu.io

Oh and it sure can get in the way of driving too.

fuck yourself

no

TAIGA DOESNT SUPPORT IT`

fail fail fail fail fail fail fail fail fail fail fail fail fail fail fail fail fail fail fail fail fail fail fail fail fail fail fail fail fail fail fail fail fail fail fail fail fail fail fail fail fail fail fail fail fail fail fail fail fail fail fail fail fail fail fail fail fail fail fail fail fail fail fail fail fail fail fail fail fail fail fail fail fail fail fail fail fail fail fail fail fail fail fail fail fail fail fail fail fail fail fail fail fail fail fail fail fail fail fail fail fail fail fail fail fail fail fail fail fail fail fail fail fail fail fail fail fail fail fail fail fail fail fail fail fail fail fail fail fail fail fail fail fail fail fail fail fail fail fail fail

If people don't know how to drive, yeah. They don't

Just use MAL or AniList like a normal person then.

Much like Sweden's immigration policy.

sweden is dead

it's soo to be the next caliphate

oh bummer

2 slice guy coulda rocked that so much better

you're not salt now are you?

i'm just bored and cheery mate

It looks like someone came in this food.

migrate my list for me

pls

kinda want fish to join my slave hypothetical with rin

hell would sleep in a 4x4 box for a can of ravioli and 2 benzos

Closed borders atm bro.

Also immigration jokes are the only things you've thrown on me lately.

are you really that unimaginative?

Good thing I'll never have to drive in snow.

Unless I drive up to big bear and kick boo in the dick

eww
lol

DONT DERATE ME I CANT HANDLE UNDER B

okay i won't make a joke like that again

Yeah, I mean we all secretly wanted to be a 2 slice guy.

AniList has a MAL import but not a HB one I think.

Your list is probably babby shit like 30 series anyways

Come visit me tomorrow and I'll buy you an expensive xmas present

Its ham and cheese though so it probably tastes good.

Would you eat it ?

I wouldn't make it even if I started driving right now.

Your country being overran by sandniggers is pretty much the only thing of note about it. And government enforced SJWs.

benzos do nothing for me, all they do is make me tired

yeah and at that point we didn't even really know why we didn't like fat people

we didn't buy our own food

we didn't have sexual arousal

good for you

I have 28...

i ate it last night & stuffed broccoli and cheese one too.

i have a grip of weed too

but it's the makes you tired kind

sorry maybe next year i will box you up

Not with that attitude!

Exactly! It was just something we probably overheard from somewhere tbh

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

oh I didn't scroll down

28+41

sounds good.

Its not worth the effort.

Sedative hypnotics make you tired? Shocking.

what should i get tonight?

i'm having trouble figuring out somethign good and tasty for dinner.

Still though

the first time i heard someone say fucking i thought they said bucking

and like they were one of my cool basketball friends. another white boy who rolled with the negros. i thought i was so cool for learning this dirty word bucking

gay dick makes you blog? shocking

But what if I bought you a car

Pancakes

no
im not even gonna expand that image
its like comparing a weekend warrior to an alcoholic with liver failure

but I already have a car.

First time I said fuck my nanny actually washed my mouth out with soap.

breakfast isn't open anywhere right now :c

My liver is still going strong though.

Yeah but this car would be way better.
its like comparing a weekend warrior to an alcoholic with liver failure
But a car.

Just buy pancake mix and make is yourself.

Its very easy

thats the scary part

we we kinda weird about punishments. like i remember getting my neighbor to wash my mouth out with soap, cause i heard about that being a thing, and tried it on my own, and liked it

i guess i've always been a masochist with punishment

My car is paid off and it's glorious german engineering.

eh.... maybe next time. and i don't think i have some of the tools to make it anyways.

got any other foods you think would be tasty?

I wonder when I'm going to hit an anime wall.

I want to hit 2k so bad though.

What the heck?

Yeah? But it's not a Bugatti

wishy can you imagine if your canadienne nanny growing up was rin?

I'd kms

fuck if I know

how do you consume the garbage they churn out these days

i learned the taste of soap was not that bad

hell i ate dirt at that age

...

I don't really watch a ton of garbage series.

I can always at least find some enjoyment.

I ate bananas and strawberries lol

you just need a pan

Its not

lold

I guess you have really broad taste

demoknights deserve to be holocausted tbh

Therefore it's shitty.

and?

And a stove. That's literally it.

I just enjoy cute girls tbh

exactly what I had in mind

oh look at miss 1% over here too good for literal dirt

that's why you counter them by playing pyro you stupid fuck.

yes

Its red so it goes faster than other cars

whoa calm down hobbit you don't want to get her too emotional

so what you're saying is that you'd dump a box of pancake powder into a pan, and it will somehow magically turn into a pancake?

K

lmao

To be fair cute boys are OK too.

I watched a friend eat a worm once though.

It's a shame that you have to obey the speed limit though.

lmao

no you gotta add protein and milk too

pedo alert weewooweewoo

...

...

literal blind monkey could play demoknight and get MVP

in junior high we got this dude to chew a cow eye lens in bio

it was so gross

What the heck dude?

stir that all in the pan?

kek

You mix the mix with water in a bowl. Then you put it in the pan. It's not remotely magical. It's the easiest food on the planet.

HOBBIT IT IS 2016 JUST BECAUSE SOMEONE DOES NOT LOOK LIKE A GIRL AT ALL DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD NOT RESPECT THEIR

can you produce enough protein?
you need a tbsp for every cup of flour

The speed limit is high enough on the highway

He's just pretending to be retarded.
For God's sake, I hope so.

Even easier than Eggs and Bacon ???

Today's yuri manga releases. Enjoy.

mega.nz/#!T9ZhmbQR!deqcZ2tebwn0pNI8K6tAfzCzrTRfQPhYZoJ5LycSaxQ

i know right?

my jesus freak friend aaron

a real wild man

But all cars can go that speed limit

pancakes are the easiest in the world you dumdums, all you do is ask your mom to make them and then wait for them to be on your plate.

...

Yes. I've burnt eggs. I have never burnt a pancake.

TEST STOP GETTING CONSTANTLY BAITED BY LUKA HE IS A MASTER TRALL HOLY MOLY DUDE

Do you redeem your chicken tendies and good boy points for them?

ive burnt both out of sheer laziness

It's what Jesus would have wanted.

But she makes waffles faster

burning eggs is unforgivable

no there's a separate point system for tendies.

Some people are actually retarded. They exist.

Were you not paying attention to them?

the cook times should be fairly similar but you have to wait a while for the waffle iron to heat up so generally pancakes seem to go faster.

waffles>pancakes

wat

i need a bowl ;~;

ty
:)

...

Waffle iron? What is this fancy shit?

I only got frozen waffles ;;

it's weird like my jesus freak friends also really knew how to party in highschool

it was a pretty liberal town

...

oh well

Part of me isn't sure if you're joking or not.

I mean, he is actually retarded.
But if he's unable to make pancakes how does he make mac and cheese with chopped up hot dogs and ketchup?

I refuse to believe this.

I like to put shredded cheese on scrambled eggs. If you walk away to shred cheese while making eggs you've made a mistake.

I'm not talking blackened burnt, but brown and hard and not edible.

you keep doing it though with luka

just play his cutesy game

you can't win

Yeah, same.

They're all sluts now

Hmph

oh, I have a waffle iron. one of those fancy ones on a thing that lets you turn it inside the iron, like at hotels.

that part of you is even more retarded than the normal part of you. you know I don't live with my mother.

Yeah, we have one of those 2-in-1 panini press waffle iron things.

But caretaker was too lazy for that noise.

It's fairly easy to burn the edges of fried eggs so they get kind of chewy but outright burning to the point of being inedible is kind of hard to do.

I thought you moved back in after the obvious.

i should do some reconnaissance

probably some jail time

Omg emma-sama please dont hmph at me ! >~

Oh, I guess I can let you have that one.

But that sounds like a you mistake, not an eggs being harder to cook than pancakes thing.

my dad has been helping out. after the holidays I'll be cracking down on finding something.

caretaker? you spoiled rich kid.

nobody makes good waffles up north.

it's always thicc belgian waffles

nigga please

you don't think i could afford rin-chan as a nanny?

You do jail time?

H M P H

Nanny or whatever. S-Sorry...

tbh waffles are like such a wasted of energy

it's super difficult to clean up after and not really worth it in the long run

something tells me no amount of money would be enough for rin to suffer what you'd put her through if she worked for you.

apologize more.

are you saying belgians are good or bad

no i mean them

have no idea how i haven't

breakfast is a waste of time

Nah, it's overrated

they're not my preference

Your life is a waste of time.

How often do you do illegal shit?

...

pffff we already agreed on the dimensions of her box

i like crispy waffles
is it possible to have them thick and crispy

That's kawaii as heck.

Monitoring

k

oh well if the terms are acceptable

Agreeing on the dimensions of a box doesn't agree to the other shit you'd try to inflict upon me.

...

I'm in limbo

...

...

i agree about what the sad fish said

i like just being hungry all morning sipping coffee

makes that 1130 mark that much better

i smoked a bowl like 10 minutes ago

it's still not legal in the purposes that i am using it for

yeah man i'm totally flexible

shut up you

kek

hey cute little monkey poo

throw me some good shit to play

hi

Now post the one where he's like "IT'S OVER 9000!!!!!!!!"

I downloaded an anime instead of watching it on CR

youtube.com/watch?v=FRD0ic-j-Dk

what's new? gearing up for jesus day?

not really.
just thinking about what to eat tonight.

Don't have it

i still think that the rampant streaming through european, asian, and god knows where

is not legal

like a few months ago the dude that owned own of the sites got hit by the feds

i still do it though

cause like fuck i pay 100 bucks a damn month for fast internet

i refuse to pay for added tv services

what are the options?

you got them hotdogs?

haha xD that was just as funny

Our internet company made a deal to give everyone free hockey streaming

nope.
i dunno... mc donalds i guess

Uh-huh

That one wasn't very funny though

that's pretty cool actually

i just go to reddit to find good sports streams

yes i go to reddit for sports streams

you liking that all day b-fast or what?

you get that eggnog shake yet?

i have not

on my 2016 to do though

only 6 days left!

they don't have all-day here.
what eggnog shake?

You're not wrong.

are you fucking kidding me?

i'm not.

I have returned.
(I slept 14 hours you guys.)
What should I draw?

man those are like the only good things about mickey d's

so sorry cutie

your dreams

yourself

oregon's conflicting opinion on the trump presidency

cause like there are hella white trash loggers inland

but like those booshy liberals in the ports

grocery stores close in like 35 minutes, so i'm prolly gonna head out for now.

alrighty be safe, ya hear?

i like how suspicious luka is about my creepy flirting

"war. what is it good for"

Auschwitz

I have sex dreams dude

heh cute, and I don't draw people ;-;

Not gonna lie, someone pulled that one on me playing Cards once, and I laughed harder than I probably should have.

that ep of seinfeld is on where like he is like the original name of war and peace was war what is it go for

having seinfeld reruns as background drone is nice

oh my

*****THIS IS NOT LEGAL TO TALK ABOUT FURTHER************

it was supposed to look more dramatic

-----------------------*THIS IS NOT LEGAL TO TALK ABOUT FURTHER****-------------------------------------------------------------

better

*************************git gud fag**********************************************

oh so i'm the asshole posting in a dead thread?

i don't even post here anymore

fuck you

This commercial is legitimately disturbing.

I posted too, jerk.

yeah see i like those top stars in my day to day

and they fuck my shit up here

what is this funny or die ebaums buzzfeed bullshit

her's sum oldschool childish cuz lik im old skul

It's an actual commercial on national television currently that seems to come on every commercial break.

oh sorry love that makes up for it :4

sorry i got a little hot there imma chill

you should.

...

X3 it was with Ethan from Crank Gameplays and it was a really long dream. I mean, I slept 14 hours, no wonder I didn't wake up.

but they are very VERY difficult..

caricatures then.

wait what?

wasn't comedy central's crank yankers on decades ago?

but, anything human is hard.

CRANK GAMEPLAYS
He's a youruber dude

oh my

so you're crushing hard on a youtube star?

you could hit that up

you play uke right?

Send your tits to the YouTuber to get vanned.

how about a bunny then?

WHOA WHOA MAN

THAT COMMENT COULD BE CONSTRUED AS ILLEGAL

LETS

COOL

THAT

SHIT

yes I do and yes I am.
He's a sweetheart to his fans and I wish he was like, someone who lived close to me because I want to know him and date him.

nnnno thank you. I like him but I don't know him.
And I aint about to get baned by a cutie.

I did doodle Rust, my bunny.

aren't nerdfighters like you pretty much a magnet for weird youtube dick?

new

what about a cat and bunny?