Right now, hide your feathers, on the back porch, baby

THATS NOT HOW IT WORKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

no

fuck

Son I got some news for you

Kys

its good

post better

What's your favorite roll btw?

Or better yet, what kind of raw fish? (sashimi)

BOI

You're good

"girls only kiss nice guys"

LMAO

You LOSER

what defines an individual, asides from their personality?

hopes, dreams, desires, motivations, fears, wants, likes, dislikes

schemas, concepts, memories

along those lines.

Pro!

I support you.

...

buncha faggots talking about kissing girls like homos

...

I doubt you've ever even kissed a girl cup

Is it?

not even personality defines you
just your actions

Nigga can't barely walk

Let alone kiss a girl

I've had multiple girlfriends. you forget that I'm incredibly old.

- 't

Tuna sashimi is heaven
I went to a luau once and ate like four servings of tuna because there was so much

Is it gay for me to kiss a girl

you're a girl, yes? so yes.

Pro? I'm bad tho.

you're missing a key factor

pressure

Yuri is NOT gay.

the 1930s called

they want their outdated psychology back

But girls are nice and good for kissing

To become pro*

And get #1

With a mouse

You need to think more like an Korea!

it's okay to be gay.

i wish it were 1930
all fucking niggers must fucking hang

Well duh, that comes from the combustion of flammable materials

Post your girlfriend and i'll judge you HARSHLY

Thats SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

bitch I don't have pictures of them, this was a long time ago that I was dating girls.

I had a girlfriend

it was awful

...

But I also like to kiss boys
What do I do

But I'm not Korean...

and how secure the shell is...

shitty seal=low boom

amazing seal=big boom

choke on a cock

kiss whoever you want. kissing is fun.

how do you know people?

what things about a person tell you about are who and what they are?

Oh yeah bby, tuna is nice

"Toro" is fucking top notch
Its like the fatty part and is sho good

Bitch wanted spend time with me and stuff

and I was like

nah

I'd rather break up with you

find one

that's one way to get harpies

*unzips dick*

This is good advice

new phone who dis

agree

404 dick not found

I'm full of that.

this nigga

Wow deep question

Just listen to some k-pop!

I'll try it when I get the chance

Thanks papi the happi

I felt up her flat chest and then broke up with her by text

pretty sure she cried

;)

I'm not black

dude. we go to temple together.

you're drunk

np revy the...revy.

hot.

I had this asian girlfriend and she had weirdly large tits.

I feel like you're thinking of someone else.

Then she tried to make me jealous by dating my friend

as if I cared about her

Well duh, more pressure equals more release of energy

yea. I've been trying to figure it out.

the problem is I'm borderline autistic so I'm asking you well-socialized peeps.

...

I wanna try you when I get the chance

...

I'm only slightly buzzed

You poor thing

the best part is the flat chest

I've had flat chests to play with as well. and yes, flat is justice.

you've had enough

Prove it or else I won't believe you

are you sure ?

I still have so much left

my mistake.

Sorry, my best friend is finally home and now I'm his

you mistook an image for a youtube video

im sure

I could not care less if you believe me or not. the smallest tits on a girl I've been with were like, smaller than small. they were barely a cup.

I forgive you.

No thats just how you know I didn't click it .

Fine.

I didn;t wanna see your flabby man tiddies anyways

hello

...

...

...

Buddy I have no idea what you're talking about.

All of those things you named earlier are part of who a person is. You can slowly change your opinion of a person as you discover more of those things about them.

w-what?

I think the only reason why I like papi so much is she's like a bird but has rei hair

fuck

Am I allowed to say I have small tits if I have bs
They seem pretty small to me

Hi fosh

Alright

I insulted you

post em

Don't slap me

...

Papi has fake thigh high socks on her made out of bird flesh

hi fishy.

b and smaller is small tits.

post what

Oh shit fam did you finally get him to bang you?

Its cause she's a loli

such low quality tits tho
It triggers me so much

...

finna smack your shit

same

dem tiddies

your probably like a C cup or something

I don't know bra sizes

I have B's but they're basically teeny tiny

pushup bras are my savior

mine? ban, I'm a dude.

Remember how fucked up swedish fishes tits are ?

The look like bags of sand but one of the has a hole in them

what?

I like them all but I'd always choose salmon rolls. I have a friend who always gives me a few boxes.

already forgave myself, but thanks all the same.

as in, when can you say you know a person?

once you know their favorite food?
their Starbucks order?
where they're ticklish?

can you truly say you know someone without knowing their middle name? or their childhood?
do these things fall on a scale, from meaningful to insignificant?

some guys need support

LOL

kaybe?

I am not one.

...

my bad

OK

Bitch wouldn't even kiss me goodnight but he did let me cuddle with him all through SmackDown and was the one who suggested the couch over the chairs

Flat is justice

his dick looks like a dead like-like from zelda

Don't fuckin
lie to me

hehe xd

I am in a good mood kinda

yeah I need to get implants to round them out

rip

yes your.

I'm not

my

...

There is no point where you "know" a person. If you meet them you know them. After that it's how well you know them. If you know all these things you know them well. If you know none you "barely know them".

This is not difficult stuff. It's a gradient.

try force yourself onto him
i bet hes into girls like that

When you run do your man tiddies flop up and down ?

...

Are u

Damn Ban, that's like Soto levels of drunk bullying

That's pretty cute

How much of a cuddle was it though?
Was it like a full on cuddle or like a half assed one?

hi subby

...

Jump up and down right now and tell me the results.

the earth shook

I'm just saying whats true.

4th post

I refuse. jumping up and down is too much.

soto
I am a grown ass man
you seen how big I am

if I tackle you you will die

I should get up earlier like this more often, all you guys are still awake

Get a gf who isn't a normie then :3

any good gf is willing to try new things if it would make you happy

I tried once just to kiss him but he's a whole lot stronger than I am
I was trying to hold him still earlier and he was just walking around like nothing

It was a 3/4 cuddle, fully clothed

get over yourself

bear with me... what covers the largest parts of that gradient?

does knowing the name of your friend's childhood dog matter more than how they performed at school?

is the importance you put on their memories or attributes based on what they do?

how do you approach the jigsaw that are people.
from an objective standpoint.
what are the edge/corner pieces?

God dammit

can you do anything right ?

At least say "daga kotowaru"

fucking retard

you say something valid for once in your life

congrats

fuck off stevean

Good point.

(how)

Rem-Ram sandwich?

no.

daga kotowaru?

shut thw FUCK UP gara

yes, don't you-gara know anything?

M-maybe

I know nothing.

I SAID DON:T SLAP ME

KEEP YOUR FEET AWAY FROM ME

Lmao that was still a part of Revys reply
Shit nigga I havent been drinking I swear

What kind of look on his face did he have while you two cuddled?

imma use the back of my hand

...

Grim is a little bitch

get under yourself

I am beside myself

Not usually
my sleeps schedule is completely fucked up because of these painkillers ive been on lately
but its nice to get to see you once in a while :3

I wish I knew

Grim real question?

Is it okay to hit a woman?

I think it is

you wanna rumble

I'll throw you into an oven ad set it to 450 degrees

nigga

why live

Ima flex on you nigga

Actually post them and I'll give them to darwin in hopes of receiving praise.

it's only okay to assert your dominance as leader of the pack.

do you have boobies that you could press into him?

good question. you should just end it now.

nah.

playfully and if you have a mutual understanding its fine

striking out of anger big nonono

defending yourself to an extent

like
if she smacks you you dont give her a haymaker, you just block her or push her down onto a soft sofa or someshit

but if shes coming at you with a knife then you can knock her out

you forget yourself

I wish.

honestly, do something useful for once you dumb whore,.

fug

you're probably a lot quicker than me

WHEN SOBER

Aw what're you on painkillers for?

recently I've been grappling with the concept that I'm going to die some day and i will cease to exist

I'm fucking 20 I'm too young for this

Try running around like Naruto and shouting Japanese things all the time.

he busted his tooth because he can't pilot the eva unit called his body

eh. seems like a lot of work.

I'm fast as FUCK BOI

A happy relaxed look

When we hug or cuddle in his bed

tis overrated.

...

...

I'm sure I could say something but i'm not going too

get fucked

I slipped when I was bringing the christmas tree out of the attic and slammed my jaw on the wooden staircase
broke my tooth and now it's infected
hurts like a bitch :x

^lol
this

I need food

where should I go ?

sorry if im sounding a little too sexual
i realize that im probably pushing it

im living out my fantasies

k

WcRonalds

alright bois its that time

send me the neenees and nanas

Those thoughts kept me up when I was like 14
Sometimes still now but rarely

Being -the kid that runs everywhere around school- never worked out for anyone

That sounds like it could be expensive to fix

have you tried meditation?

Dude, are you actually going to Anime North?

True

10/10 answer
I'm pretty much the same

Maybe he's kinda okay with it but is kinda nervous about actually being initiative, maybe he's never gayed before?

You need to also be a bit more assertive, knowing you Revy you are shy as shit

git gud

It's OK I'm just not feeling well right now

no no no o o

goodnight

not really

Nini

Kekekekkeekekek

nonos

It's not gay and he brags about that kind of thing
I'm trying to navigate the siblingzone rn it's just weird

Is it gonna be expensive to fix??

Good night

yeah but it wouldn't be me, it would just be a copy of me. it's part of the thoughts I've been stuck on, sort of like how in star trek whenever anyone goes in a transporter they are technically just a copy and the original person dies, but they don't know they died because they're dead, and the new person is an exact copy, with the same exact memories and everything.

it's fucking confusing

Fuk I left my tea too long and it got cold

God is not great

you should try it right before you engage your next several hour long stimulating distraction. just listen to the sound of your breath for 10 minutes.

what are the corner/edge pieces to a person?

are there any that are consistent across all people?

that's terrifying.

I don't like to not be distracted.

i think that is some sort of divine punishment for being pathetic and a no life

this happens to me too much

please elaborate

just drink it with some ice

ICED TEA

Every year 98% of your body is replaced with new material.

This means that effectively your body has none of the material it had 7 years ago :D

normal aram
:)

THATS NOT HOW IT WORKS WTF I THOUGHT YOU WERE ASIAN KYS

You're so British.

Maybe? I'm not sure
Hopefully my insurance will cover it. I'm gonna need a root canal and a complete filling. I'm gonna pay for it either way because it's making my life miserable

I know, this is such a hard fucking thing to wrap my head around

existentialism plz go

Just become a 2d loli

nice and relaxing

whats your favorite character?
mine is brad

...

You didn't know soto was a wop? kek
his eyes just look asian in every photo cuz he's drunk or high

Muri desu
I have a lyfe

My mum offered my a cup so how can I refuse??

Do you know if they have to use general anesthetic for that?
I've never had it ^^

just 10 minutes if you can afford to spare em.

sit down in a quiet spot, close your eyes.
let the sound of your breath draw you into the present.
reward your brain for working so hard.

then you can go back to watching pixels.

I mean your problems are so british

you signed it away on multiple occasions

anime
osu
threads

lol get aload of this nerd

it's not a lack of time that's the issue. I don't like to be alone with my thoughts.

I had one as a kid because I took shitty care of my teeth back then and I was awake for it, just used the funny gas and Novocaine
Didn't feel anything particularly bad but they burned something inside of my mouth with a sauter and it tasted like burnt metal for like a week
also the "crunch" sound it made when they cut my tooth out was really disgusting

Swedish fish could you do us all a favour and leave. The problem and issue does not solely lie in you being a disfigured abomination against nature(akin to frankenstein's monster), but in the fact you are a subpar poster.
Let us break it down.
You have zero in the department of personality. You are as bland as a plank of plywood. There is no redeemability or relatablity. You possess very little wit or intellect. Your key feature is your ability to be hated by anyone and everyone. As if you had a magnet.
Your appearance. It is that of the progeny of if a sealion and a tub of lard had some "special relations". You are a mess. If the David is man in perfect form, sculpted of godliness... you must surely be sculpted of shit and orangutan. You are a poster child if what mental disability does to a person.
You should stop. Stop posting. Stop living. Just stop.
Be blessed and stop tour iwn suffeeing. Our collective suffering.

Do me! Do me!

sneks are useless

Then what's a dutch problem like?

They're just hobbies..

got food

not dead

wish you were tho

me too

British problems but less polite.

you're not supposed to be thinking about anything
other than the sound and rhythm of your breath.

you don't need to think anything.
in life, you don't need to think anything.

meditation is a powerful and practical way of letting go.

retract that statement or i will have to retract your life

are you into death and blood and gore

thanks you motherfuck currently breathing manually now

...

seems like a lot of work.

...

THIS IS SO 90S

I was born in the wrong era

and location

No that grosses me out

I just like being edgy on purpose

piece of trash worrying about the veggies
hah, what are you, a sloth?

you should be more concerned about the noodle to meat ratio
there is never enough noodle

they shouldve played this in the background

im naturally edgy
kill me :D

That's not 90's enough.

Only 90s kids will remember.

🍔🍟🍦

😑😯😟😞😢😰😭

ok im gonna go cry myself to sleep now
nini

if you like feeling calm and refreshed
if you like feeling sane and capable

practicing setting aside that time without desire or expectation,
just to sit. everything you thought mattered so much ceases to matter.

and when you open your eyes, you feel capable.
but for the first couple times, you have to take that leap of faith.
10 minutes. quiet space. eyes closed. letting go of everything but your breathing.

N I C E

Is that burning them messing up or is that meant to happen?
Either way hopefully it goes smoothly and you can get it sorted soon ^^

Miia is a bit useless though. She's also my favourite..

Good night u betch

...

i think it was them burning the nerve off or something fucked up like that lol
neways nini buddy

^W^

You stupid 14 yr old cunt, don't you know that you need those to bring out the flavour in the broth?
Also Cilantro, Lime, and Jalapenos/Red Chilis
Oh they gottta have Hoisin Sauce, Sirracha, and Fish Sauce

mine is either lulu or jinx

D-Did you really kiss Casper

*stabs u*

No he wasn't a cute girl.

i kinda dropped monmusu. im just speaking out for sneks in general

i agree with the shit you listed and sure maybe you could use a little more bean sprout but the basil should only be a touch

i think you match jinx
after all you are multi-faceted

I am the Jinx

Wow ban is a faggot

Fucking dumb slut

He's not Vietnamese, he doesn't know the important parts of pho.

fight me

You're not even Vietnamese

You're Dutch fam

Post Vietnamese/Dutch feet.

Muh muh family killed by commies wah wah wah tiny asian hands

As much as you're Murkan :3

N-no

...

WHY DO YOU NEVER DO ANYTHING FOR ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

B-But I was born here

You're not sugary enough, daddy.

me too thanks

:stopmemes:

goodnight, fagets

I have to moderate myself; the sweet is not as sweet without the sour.

Rest your tiddies

Oh nice
You do still go visit over there right?

Ni ni love
Burbbrain

Moderate lewd.

'nam? Went 3 times. It was neat.

GOOD NIGHT

You are so difficult.

3 times? Aight
You cool then

...

*pat* Have you ever gotten anything from people here?

Did you go back?

Yes.

chii posted feet.

Yeah, I lived out there and went to middle school for 3 years out there

Ironically I was living out there illegally, since I was a US citizen

And a lot of people suffered that day.

Mordin probably showed Darwin his feet.

lmao and they just let you?

do you speak the language?

*pat*

She has not.

Thanks, I think.

what a terrible girlfriend

Maybe she showed her even lewder things

Why am I a "her" too?

Oh ? You-gara think so ?

Oh, right...

...

"her" is my discord name

I keep thinking you're talking about me

We got a problem here?

Yeah like hand pics

I've showed him my pussy.

And my underwear.

...

くそー

Yeah since it was an old poor city they didnt give a fuck

I wasnt too good at speaking spanish tbh
I was fluent 3 months into class tho

I bet you didn't even shave it

Lewd

You WHORE

...

It was a lovely pussy.

...

no jinx

Omg I got a reply from Mordin, how do I not mess this up x~x

That is legitimately surprising.

i know how to play none of those champions

except janna shes point and click xd

Post your feet for her.

HES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
NOT!!!!!!
A!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
GUY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:(
and somehow i have nami yet i hardly touch her...
:\

i know lots!

Mordin is always to good to reply to me.

Stuck up bitch

I dont want to see those ogre feet.

Omfg

I will play jinx instead

LOL

Bad friend?

im just joking
my standards are too high

*slap*

Easy there, Licky.
Stop whiteknighting Luka.
He's not going to be an irl lesbian with you.

You just called me a whore, I don't know what to say to that.

Apologize

y tho

aiyamaru

That's p neat, I can't do Spanish.

Why do I have to apologize for you insulting me?

BAKA

I don't understand

I only lash out at you because you don't give me the attention I need

...

I have the cancaer hamster Chu chu chu chu things on repeat

help me

end me

kill me

wakarimasen

...

Dafa kotowaru you-gara nani sore muda muda

...

I've been busy playing sc2 against AI and mashing my keyboard like a retard.

I need more cute hamster girl.

jfc Rolling Rock is so bad
Yet Im still drinking it

Are you fluent in Vietnamese?

like, generally, in my life

I am obviously the bigger retard because I mash it harder than you to WIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Wait, fuck.

Neglect is an awful thing

dong fhap khan
doi oh nguyen nguyen

Yeah as long as they keep it to the 70's vocab and not the newspeak north-vietnamese inspired crap they pull now.

I made dis

I think our APM was equally bad in some games.

My parents tell me it builds character.

Sometimes all you need in life is a bird

I use mine effectively.

It doesn;t

You get a lot of time left over to progress your MMORPG characters.

I'm still experimenting. I still need to move myself out of my comfort zone and figure out infestors, corruptors, broodlords etc.

Pls stay irrelevant you god damn 14 yr old

That's kinda old man
why so old anyways?

Did it change alot recently?

I don't it anyways and then my friends get mad at me for not playing.

do it

That's when dad fled the commies. It was okay through the earlier 90's though, but the last few years it changed a lot.

Heck they use words now I never heard of.

What do you do? You mean don't do it then? Or "I do it"?

Tina is DRUNK.

I don't do it

I sit around and do nothing instead

it makes me happy

i'm not

I think it's more fun when I do stuff. Sitting around doing nothing is boring.

That's pretty cool though

Man imagine the odds of finding a weeb gf when you go visit?
Would you bring her back to the Netherlands?

doing nothing is great after you've been doing something all day

I enjoy sitting around doing nothing.

Wanna do nothing together ?

I would love to.

I'm doing nothing right now too. For a little while.

Good.

Lets get started.

There? Depends on how much I like her and how much her family wants to send back, cause seems that's the trend - get their girls married to some rich foreign dude and get them to send back monies.

Heck, it's so rampant Korea started putting restrictions on importing Vietnamese wives.

Nah I'd be much more happy with a westernized gf.

do you ever smack your bird

let me play too!

huh?

I hear you hate that though.

You should go do something.

I'm about to go do something and so is he. SOON.

Are you gonna touch his cyber penis ?

I don't kiss and tell.

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