I'm gonna rub my beard on your naked cheek darwin

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your roommate came to your dorm?

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Better revised poll.

"you can't help you're the cutest guy in the threads"

test 2016

no homo

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i would dress darwin up like a girl and leave her in a wheelchair

What the fuck?

nothing wrong with a lil hetero, 'just friends' face rubbing~

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No hetero

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I am Null and Huuu. That is the joke, guys. I'm glad two people have a crush on cute lil' me though. i can understand why certainly.

you understand where im going with this

hey lol you into dressing up like a girl

Yep.

show us

I voted!

i think you and me are gonna get along just fine

Why would I take pictures of my fat ugly self.

fuck off you're only into the bullying you fucking retard.

I'm gonna break your legs

thats not true!
I have a sensitive heart

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Yeah okay sure whatever autist leave me be again.

I bet but you also kind of reek of autism like everyone else here.

we'll bully you into losing weight then; it's a net positive for you

guess thats for you to find out lmao

No hetero

I should off myself!

to sleep

no homo

Shut the fuck up I'm underage faggot.

Pure autism. Get out of my sights.

get out

ive been using sleep as an escape way too much these days

my body wont let me sleep anymore :P

Your attitude sure did seem the change there mister. What happened? Yeah fuck off.

get an exit bag

you're turning me on > / ///

FUcking disgusting. I was an edgy attention whore then.Whoever voted Null must kill themselves.

where are Enter bags?

im kinda scared

I'm just saying you're an underage nobody lol

recogitare.com/MyBB/showthread.php?tid=495

vaginas.

Yeah and you're so much better.

"I-I'm 30 years old and I post on an internet board!!!"

Do you really think this is better? Don't act like you're any higher than me faggot.

youstill are LOL

That's kind of the joke yeah.

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You-gara aren't edgy. I'm edgy. You're a faggot.

. . .

I guess ill try to sleep again

oh you too?

apache = Sci 2.0?

suck my DICK gara

maybe me too

its kroni

yeah ban suck my gara dick

wow desu thank you desu mashite.

Is Wish drunk again?

the only person who knows who kroni is offhand is fucking kroni because he's a nobody

thats 10x

4 inches

imgur.com/a/TVUyq

You-gara suck mine

also, good night thread. love y'all.

yeah, you know Kronie, Hi Kronie!11 How are you, Kronie?

Can't even tell the difference lmao

can i? .//.

u2 u big gay bear

nini geeroh

nini

so noob mistake

ok

no homo though

I actually beat the cut
now I'm gonna beat you

with my dick

what if it's ironic

wish is frigid

you're not

*grabs dick*

Not anymore you're not

Then we become gay

that girl colder than the coldest canadian tundra

She was always pretty nice to me.

N-NANI?!

same but it took a lot of effort to get through the shell

but you cybered her

you wonnerd

image

Muda

*chops off*

wish is/was nice to me... we talk about pop music and speed runs

image

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I didn't wanna be friends with Wish but she would leave me alone.

Wouldn't*

Who the fuck keeps voting Null you fucking faggots.

The first time I ever saw toy story 3 i was laid up in the hospital in iowa city with a morphine drip in
it was like midnight and this part came on and i had to not cry because i didnt want to be loud enough that the wardmate could hear and because it hurt my torso badly to move it so i clenched a pillow around my stomch and cried into it when i saw this scene ;~:

You will be soon.

brb gonna nap and regenerate dick

Leaf and stay leaf, degenerate.

why are you so god damn tryhard edgy since you came back
it's unbecoming

This is the point? I'm bored as fuck and I'm seeing who I can piss off. seems like everyone so far. I'm content.

Make like a tree!

Show me the Wish x Bard logs.

if that's your idea of entertainmnet your life is alot sadder than i had thought it was

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Don't respond to me with shitty puns thanks.

"you did this thing on the internet I know your life circumstances xd"

Hahahaha fucking hell you got me there!!!

can we not

It's also a reference

uh no ?

MGDxBard was the only true OTP

Yeah okay kid i don't care.

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Wait a minute, apache. Are you trying to tell me that my mother has got the hots for me?

hehe xd

trigger discipline no chill

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g o d i w i s h t h a t ww e r e m e

it looks warm there and not 5 below like here.

its also negaitive degrees here in iowa

let's go here where it's significantly warmer
accuweather.com/en/antarctica-weather

Based off this new information I've just learned Wish is actually pretty cruel.

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Can be.

tfw its literally colder than antarctica here

i took a picture for ban!
do you like my new costume? :33/

/pat pat

HMMM

this is pleasing

Looks like it doesn't fit you right.

It was complicated.

it's a little tight

nini

Wanna explain it to me ?

extremely

do yuou like it master !!!

She disliked being neglected, so she would spurn me periodically; that is basically it.

Well, that and me being a dickhead.

Its good

The thing I learned about had nothing to do with you-gara though.

:/

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Oh, GOOD. No one should discuss my affairs.

yeah me neither

Stop having so many affairs, its off putting.

You are far more interesting, however.

Not THAT kind of affair.

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Boy harems*

whatever you wanna call it

I want to know everything about master !

But Emma was a girl.

You-gara are in HER harem though.

She isn't in yours.

darwin scares me will you protect me...

She has no harem because she has a boyfriend.

M-Master !

*protects u*

A LOT of people here still lust after her anyways.

The thirst is never satisfied.

bunchha camels ill tell youw hat

Vaginas are powerful things......they change a man...make him.....do things.....horrible things....

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post another outfit

I'm shy now...

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1 is the loneliest number

crawling in my skin

Eheheheheh

Scum

youtube.com/watch?v=O7VHJ3TLQH4

Terrible

Horrid.

Write my exam assignment in change management for me.

Two can be as bad as one
it's the loneliest number since the number one

I do not know anything about change management. If it were risk management, that would be a different story.

No its good.

It bothers me how he says "do" in that song

me too kind of actually

Why do you know of risk management?

Awful

i spent th past 3 hours using a soaked in wd 40 rag to wipe off adhesive residue from my guitar because i took the pickguard off because the fellow who wanted to buy it didnt like the pickguard
but now i dont want to sell it :/

Are you just saying that ?

Are we talking about my song ?

know would work better
or maybe 'be'

I read about random topics, I guess.

Knew sounds best

Risk management is an oddly specific topic to research just based on curiosity!

I knew it was you in the video

I'm edgy on purpose.

Or should I say I was born that way?

Life is hard

You're cute on purpose

Now I play video games instead.

I'm just being myself and nothing else.

Do you actually have a degree/masters though?

Okay!

I do not have a bachelor's.

He has a masters.

Hm hm

I figured you would

Do not put that in my mouth!

Obtaining a college degree for what I do would have been a complete waste of time and money.

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Let me know if you change your mind.

I see. I'm doing one since everybody and their mom has a masters degree here. I really just want to work.

Why?

Eye won't tell you-gara until after its in.

Guess I will never know!

You're missing out.

Can't miss out on things I don't know of~!

Rolled 6 (1d20)I ROLL TO ROMANCE BARD
SO I CAN LEARN HIS MASTERY OF DOGGO MAGIC

Thats not true at all.

I give people opportunities they don't know about all the time and they often miss them.

6 + 4 charisma

Damn

You need a 12 or higher

Opportunities for what though?

amity

ugh
not with a roll likke that you don't

Calamity

I thought I had 2 charisma.
That's why I picked Barbarian.

I CAN ALWAYS INTIMIDATE

BAN FISH BAN FISH BAN FISH BAN FISH BAN FISH BAN FISH BAN FISH BAN FISH BAN FISH BAN FISH BAN FISH BAN FISH BAN FISH BAN FISH BAN FISH BAN FISH BAN FISH BAN FISH BAN FISH BAN FISH BAN FISH BAN FISH BAN FISH BAN FISH BAN FISH BAN FISH BAN FISH BAN FISH BAN FISH BAN FISH BAN FISH BAN FISH BAN FISH BAN FISH BAN FISH BAN FISH BAN FISH BAN FISH BAN FISH BAN FISH BAN FISH BAN FISH BAN FISH BAN FISH BAN FISH BAN FISH BAN FISH BAN FISH BAN FISH BAN FISH BAN FISH BAN FISH BAN FISH BAN FISH BAN FISH BAN FISH BAN FISH

Rolled 8 (1d20)
I roll to intimidate YOU

Rude ?

Nah the got lots of muscles

Your avatar is lewd

Or are you-gara just perverted?

Both

I made this

Why ?

I don't know

Well at least you're half right.

Ban fish

She's a slut

Shes like 10

nice mem
canii post it on my meme page

Do I get pizza for breakfast... I mean...

yes

dar dar d-d-darlin d-d- dar dar dardarlin d-d-(oh my)

sure

this me trying to make my horse do things he doesn't like while my friend Austin rants in the background

But you know of all the porn there is of her

It is settled!

How would you know that ?

So di pop

Comes with being perverted. Like you!

youtu.be/q2HmpHZXO8k?t=9

ban fish

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time to redownload my photoshop

kill all men

What does Yan always blank post about killing all men?

this is beautiful

this is it

Back, from being intimidated away.

Is papa johns/dominos actually worth the money?

Plus, hungover, so what am I ordering as takeaway?

i never had papas
dominoes is me right now
dem franks wings

I fucking love this planet and I pity the dead who cannot witness these joys.

Hot and spicy chicken wings are the fucking best.

smothered in even more hot sauce
god damn it burns so good
think its time for naruto/capping hila day

Can't wait till Januaury just so I can start growing my chillis.

How do I make them more 'angrier'?
I hear stress makes chilis spicier.
Do I start playing them Death Grips and feed them my own blood?

instructables.com/id/12-Tips-on-Growing-Hot-Chilli-Peppers-in-a-Cold-Cl/

AGGRO CHILI

chili is my favourite

Fucking fantastic, this is going to be the most brutal chilli planet in the world.

I'll even visit you and give you a piece.
It'll be the proudest achievement of mine to actually grow something I love.

How long do they take?
That would be a riot and a half

80 days to grow.
Even thinking about investing into a propagator unit.

I got trinidad scorpion seeds.

only plays left channel

gonna be worth dude

it was recoded in mono off a second rate cam dumbass

Damn straight, looking if Fish, Blood and Bone meal would do the plants some good.

If so, I don't mind spending a little extra.
Those plants will be eating better than I would.
Plus, I can harvest the seeds and try again.

I suppose like any plant biomass will do it good...

yea guess so

I don't buy papa's because his employees get no benefits and make slave wages while he literally lives in a castle.

I only Papa Bless ironically, unlike that wealth worshipper doots

HOW MANY LEVELS ARE YO UON DUDE

Speaking about slave wages, my mate Taneem was trying to get me back at his place and hire a £10 prostitute.

Like.... fuck...

That's unhinged.

Do you even want to overtake the means of production fam?

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DOMINATE WEAKLINGS
ACQUIRE CURRENCY

THE WEAK MUST FEAR THE STRONG

Angry management.
Just a load of aggro cunts running shit.
The only way you get promoted is if you spark out the person above you on the career ladder.

Dont upset the mob
someone in my work did that
thought i was weak
didnt know was strong
now everyone hates them
THE STRONG

OH SHIT, SOMEONE DID THAT TO ME TOO!
Night supervisor booted a football into my face, manager was hiding behind a trolley just giggling like a cunt.

Now everyone fucking hates them too and they no longer eat in the staff room.
Co worker said I should've gone full sjw and get them both done for harrasment/bullying.

I swear management are dumb immature cunts where I work,

assholes

Well, they did hire me.
Who in their right mind would hire me?

Duwang 4 Lyfe

dewgong

smonch weeb

eachy night

ho2 convert numeric to nominal in excel?

gdi

Who plays Tabletop Simulator?
Or 100% Orange Juice?
In the mood for comfy boardgames with Holla Forums one day

get out qt this is a so complicated for beautiful duwang only

wat

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youtube.com/watch?v=h4M7x6X_oNg

u wot

I voted even though I don't have a crush.

hiya

HEYO

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this list is shit because tsuchi isn't on it

The first time I tried to do that I had so many voting options that I broke strawpoll.

He was originally but I forgot when I had to redo it.

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wat

luka is a sabage

Lol. what nonsense.

omg what a perv

My fridge too
But replace booze with lager

here' stthe freezer

how was work kitty pumpkin

long and stupid
hbu?

Soon as I get home, I'll post my fridge

same here too but i got off early which is really rare! and my best friend had a quarter pound ready for me when i got home so i am fit as a fiddle :3

bans are a jewish invention

they were made to make communities destroy themselves

So clearly we should ban the jews.

lucky you
I wish i had a qp

have a qt instead

ban them from life

don't got one of those either

I wanted to bake a cake anyway, how perfect.

What is best cake?

I'm not a huge fan of cakes honestly.

Like, the "cake" I enjoy the most is cheesecake, but cheesecake isn't actually a cake.

I guess cupcakes are alright, since they're so small.

But "cupcakes are alright" doesn't answer the question of "what is best cake"

I guess I'll just go with devil's food, or red velvet.

Cheesecake is damn good, along with carrot cake

Cheesecake isn't a cake.
It's a tart.

most cakes are good enough

except the ones which aren't, and i question why people make/buy them

grats on having a shitty acquired taste of bullshit you fuck, your too cool for chocolate haha fuck off

fuck those people

then they offer me their shitty cake and im like no thanks and they're all like

r u surrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrre :DDD

then they fucking cut me a slice anyway

holy shit fuck fancy cake people god damn cunts

I learn something new every day.

Even the not good enough cakes are good enough if the chef's, like, halfway competent, tbqh.

It's christmas time btw. :^)

How bitter are you that you couldn't appreciate someone giving you free cake

To be fair, if you aren't a cake person, you aren't going to appreciate someone giving you free cake.

but i didn't like it and was asked and said no and was then given it

i am now an asshole for not eating the cake

so i ate the cake right

but i didn't enjoy it

the fancy cake cunt forced me through an experience which i didn't enjoy

fuck you

oh and ill give you a free back massage if you want

your bitter if you dont appreciate it

btw the massage is just me bashing with you a baseball bat repeatedly until i get tired

gifts r cool

It's the thought that counts

I'm confused, did you or didn't you eat it

haha

i reluctantly 8 it

Is that us?

Poor you, having to eat cheap store-bought cake :c

It.. could be

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vomit!

i got my ps3 controller charged
so now i can sing and drum at the same time in rockabnd :3

they made it

thats why it would have been so rude to not eat it

and it's not like it was a shit cake or anything

it was some preemo shit

this was made by an upper middle class baby boomer wife who had probably spent thirty thousand hours in the kitchen making bullshit over her life

she had pretty much perfected her craft

but here i am right

i'm just a simple guy with simple tastes

i dont want that shit

That caught me off guard

Rin started it..

yeah, youre right

Is there a heal slut class in BDO?
Alternatively, are Tamers actually built around their pets?

No I don't think so
And not entirely, both you and the pet deal a lot of damage it seems like

I'm just kind of interested in trying it.

I wouldn't want to play alone though.

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