Startled burd

I have to shore my shortcomings by bashing on yours.

It's alright.

You've stated your only redeeming asset is your hair.

surely there is some fruit that isn't so low hanging for you to gather

my ass is pretty nice actually. or so I've been told. but yeah, my best feature by far is my hair.

I hate the snow so much

yeah snow is a pain. it's fun for like five minutes and then it's just way too cold.

Meh, I'm sure it's too hairy and manly to hold any of my interest.

Well at least you have a positive to hold on to.

my hair is dabes.

You've said.

well it's true

I am exhausted, any effort would kill me dead.

when have you ever needed an excuse to put no effort into things? get rekt

Again, you've said.

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More bird butt.

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why else do I bother with you. You are the no effort psoter

fuk u bish I put so much effort into things

( neru )

Good, good.

Like your hair and choking on symmetra dildos?

pervert

symmetra dildos?

Because you are a scrub,

Nah.

my curiosity is piqued peaked

absolutely perverted

Beaked

Nah.

...

Not really.

Just butts.

Succ?

bump

Dead

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The best option

my room smells like cinnamon now

i'm sipping on some pop

kinda makes me hungry

pssst

What kind, I should grab a beer... I am ready for bed and its only 7pm

No drinking

what doesn't

*gluck gluck*

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please.. Ive been sober for months now

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bish

drinking doesn't have to make you drunk though

That is "Sir Bish" to you.

rootbeer pop
:)

uh... i dunno?

Never dun had rootbeer
whats it like?

I broke my season high today.

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Well done fam. I should attempt to raise my game sometime soon. Maybe this week.

I'm a light weight...

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Go for it, man.
I'm aiming for plat.

I have this named after you

Why the fuck you lyin'?
Why you always lyin'?

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kinda like caramel

You need more training then

Yeah, that would be my ideal goal. But I am content grabbing gold when I thought all was lost.

Wow, as a drink? I figured something similar to caramel as a drink would be pretty sickly.

its pretty good.

Very much an NA thing.

hey there cutie. what's up?

Root beer doesn't taste like caramel

Had some vanilla flavored one today, it was like one of those bubble gums.

Is it even beer?

No

yup

FALSE ADVERTIZING

I will have to try it once... Like we are getting flooded with yankee products as we type

regret.

no ragert

rootbeer taste like a more co2 and sweeter version of coke!

new york pizza!

I had ny style pizza in LA

suffice to say it was NOT ny style at all

much regret

Oh boi

Chicago town here is the biggest/most gotten microwave pizza... I am not sure which style is which eeeeeh forget abad it

I have a folder with pics named after posters lol

But I feel like you EU have a strong affinity with alcohol

i dunno

i get ristoronte

Dr Oetke looks aite fam

This is true, the wines of italia, hispania and france. the beers of belgium and germany.
the vodka from poland.
all lovely

also uh... guiseupe pizza too!

now you do

hi alexis
what brings you back here

i wonder... what even is a ny pizza :\

I dont much into microwave pizzas. I always found them too molten and mushy

Thin crust, I think

Thin crust. Crispy on the edge, yet pliable enough under the toppings to be folded. Light on the tomato sauce, and topped with dry, grated mozzarella.

Checked in thread because I was bored but suddenly got distracted with something else.
Doing fine?

mine taste perfect everytime at least
:)

yum
i taste pretty similar stuff often!

ill give you something to taste

:c

My home cooking.

Its best I limit it
I don't trust myself and I get too dumb

Old friends and video games mostly
What have you guys been playing lately?

Asbestos covered jockey sweat on an overcooked (yet doughy) paper plate.

Food! :D

ewww

Drunk lexi dows things

lots of pokemon
been shiny hunting like a madman

I think I'm done with league for a long while as of last night

probs gonna get into OW now

Winter weather not too bad over there, yeah?

Say something, I'm giving up on you.

oh that's good then, if it's troublesome let it go

I'm drinking right now.

Vodka Lexi did a lot of things...

I played some overwatch with Murder this morning after I got home.
Had to dig my car out of the snow this morning in a church skirt lol

I'm doing okay I suppose. how about you?

Really makes you think

literal frosted ass

I have to get a new shovel, my old metal one's super dinged up

LET IT GO
LET IT GOOOO

Your blood is made of bourbon, old man

[eurobeat]

multi-track drifting

I'm actually drinking vodka and cranberry ginger ale.

gaaaaaaaaaay

A+ trip

Ironic

IT'S LIKE RAI-EE-AIIIN
ON YOUR WEDDIN DAYY

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found a bunch of !Harpy. last night, so I removed that from the search. hoping to find at least !Harpy.. for neatness sake, but this current one is a good place holder for now.

New phone who is this

cupcake. the person who's been posting papi for like three weeks now.

get your credit card
CAUSE YOU NEED NO MONEY

CAN'T HOLD IT BACK ANYMORE

Anthem

i havent seen you in weeks
just making sure i can filter you comfotaby

I'm happy with mine

#rare 9 char trip

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why dont people fap to this more often

I was gone for a couple weeks because my computer was borked. you filter me? how rude.

yeah but not case sensitive makes it less impressive. I mean I found a ten letter for goggles in like 3 days of searching and that was with my old card. now I find almost 300 million trips per second. by the way I already added ^Judicator. it's a long shot with 9 letters case sensitive returning at the start but might as well try so you can stop looking like such a ragamuffin.

yeah who would do that

Assholes.

the worst kind of people, truly.

wao thank you c:

Indeed, totally different person whom hasn't posted before.

no problem at all.

it's despicable really. why a person would even want to have multiple tripcodes for a thread is beyond me.

To confuse and confound no doubt.

I've grown too attached to this trainwreck to even bother changing it.

wat

well I know that's why you do it. I just think it's fun. hmph.

war
war never changes

The tripcode.

I just enjoy the ability to use a tripcode that goes with what I'm posting.

kewl

I surly have no idea as to what you're inferring of me.

but you actually do tho

Shitposting..
Shitposting never changes..

Pfft, unique snowflake.

Just one of those odd things I do.

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Such slander! How dare you question my definitly only one alias.

that's redundant.

cause purity

Yes?

Sorry.

you'd better be.

:stop:

:go:

Do you need a pat on the head now?

youtube.com/watch?v=0698sTH7mUk

don't we all need one of those at the end of the day?

Perhaps.

possibly.

Certainly.

If you're starved for human contact I guess.

hugs? pls ;~;

I could take it or leave it. humans are the worst.

quite the jump.

Nah, just specific ones ruin it for the rest.

most.

Are you feeling alright?

Somebody had to admit it, or it would have gone on forever.

CHOCOLATE?

the whole point of this place is to waste time though

woah

daddu

speak of the devil's...skin tone
and he shall appear

It seems like a lot, anyway.

I need to get to bed soon though.

Never gonna stop.

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strawberry?

better to stay inside away from them.

so get to bed, nerd.

...starved for human contact I guess.

But alcohol.

is best consumed alone.

Did you say... CHOCOLATE?

Bzzzt

Sorry Cup, no exacta.

Well, that's part of my intentions, but..
I've got nothing.

I hope it gets better for you Luka.

Yes sir!

WHAT??

w/e normie enjoy your social life you NERD

got nothing what? just go to bed, tiredguy.

CHOCOLAATEEEEEEEEEE

CHAWKLAT

You're just upset you've nothing to smoke.

Vanilla is superior.

it would be easy enough to get. I'm not overly concerned.

...

Then toke up and drink.

fite me

I do love doing both. it feels amazing. but I prefer to use that for particularly bad times.

Anything to say against.
I guess so then, g'night.

Vanilla, yes.

goodnight SD, sleep well.

They're just scared and afraid and make rash decisions based on how little time they have left; doesn't make them not the worst, but at least it puts some perspective on some of them.

I take any chance to drink with buds, because it's more enjoyable.

;~;

5 paces then draw at high noon pardner

It's past noon.

Chocolate?

you can have your world view, let me have mine. humans are the worst.

I'd drink with my friend if we ever hung out at night but we usually hang in the mornings before he does stuff in the evening.

Well.

Work and life are certainly annoying things.

kachow

I just wanted your fists to break my face and lick my blood off them.

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when you had 4 bowls for breakfast but only 1 of em was cereal

i dont know how to act when my master isnt here to guide me ....

There are some good ones. You can even work at making some of the worst ones not to be so bad. The fact that we can make the claim "humans are the worst" is that we had something to compare them to as being not the worst.

We'll go off not comparing them to other species and just other humans. At some point, even if it isn't now, humans had created not the worst humans. Which means it's possible we could do that again, either through chance or force of will.

All that aside, things would be interesting if we were all like dogs. Unconditional love and loyalty, instead its more like cats and birds; passive aggressive, aloof, only cares when they want something, and shits all over everything.

you are putting a whole lot of effort into convincing someone who is not going to be convinced.

I bet it's Kanra.

It's another pony entirely.

but why would kanra pretend to be ruse

I assume the role of your master now.

I guess that would be the ruse

whoever they are
they are GHASTLY

You could say that would be quite the ruse.

Because it's a ruse in itself.

FUCK

OFF

AT LEAST I ONLY CAME IN SECOND PLACE

Not many of them are cool.

get fukken rekt, kiddo.

second place is first loser.

why

Neither are many furries.

But at least I'm not that other loser.

Or anime posters.

Are you noticing a them yet?

Cumming first ew

I sure am glad that other loser is in there, and we're out there, and...

theme*

?

man test is really fucking up a lot today. what a loser.

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Papi a birdbrain

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Test is just a ditsy girl

Everyone but me sucks.

Disgusting stereotypes

Burbs can be smart too

not this one.

Are you sure?
Or was that her plan all along?

God, I wish I never made mistakes like Cupcake and Scootaloo

you made a mistake by being a part of this community

scootaloo doesn't make mistakes ya dummy his mom does :^)

#rekt

Bird brain pets

Wow that's how my mother died you asshole

fat

Memes killed my family

Wow, don't talk about Scoot's mom like that.

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we all need heroes to look up to.

yes

maybe that will be the big twist in season two.

cute pic
:D

THIS IS SO ADORABLE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

I have decided my only entry for the E4 on Sun will be a single Magicarp.

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Proud of that one?

I saw a topic to talk about and jumped in to voice my opinions, simple as that. I like people, despite the many flaws that come with them. All that pain and hurt that can come from interacting with them, it only got that way because the opposite was experienced.

Love feels nice. It doesn't have to be a romantic love; friendships are a form of love. Love feels that way because of our experiences with pain. Loss, envy, loneliness, rejection; that's all what make love so grand and finding bonds with people that can help make those things feel insignificant. The ones that care about how you feel.

I suppose this will come off as an attempt at convincing you people can be not the worst, and to an extent yes. Maybe I don't want you to feel like that, because maybe there are people around that are not the worst, but it's hard to see that when things seem bleak.

Clever girl

JESUS CHRIST RUSE
EVERYONE KNOWS LOVE FEELS LIKE memes

should I be?

what a shame you decided to try and start a deep conversation with one such as me. my apologies.

it seems unlikely tho

I quit

...That was intentional, right?

I would give Papi head pats while telling her that she's a clever girl

I admit it, okay?

bye felicia

oh damn. no, it was not.

Rest in piss.

you fucking degenerate.

You sound like you'd like some head pats too you fuckin sicko

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Hi im back
Heh didnt really quit
Did a grim

Ah. It's so incessant I see it in everything at this point.

n-no. don't be ridiculous.

FUCKING SNAP

I quit!

you give me far too much credit.

everyone has done this

What a shame. I suppose someone else would like some head pats around here...

No, wait

doubtful. I don't see much call for that kind of thing around these parts.

The best kind of love; chronic depression and bonding through memes.

You give yourself too little credit, sweetie.

Incidentally, what if you were in fact not one of the worst ones?

more impossible things have happened, I suppose. doubtful though.

headpats are for demons and they belong in hell

Then I suppose the offer stands. Are you sure you don't want a head pat or two?

I didn't give you permission to quote my autobiography, delete this.

Begin the exorcism.

who would want such a thing?!

People who like nice things?

jk i will never leave this place

how can demons headpat eachother when they have such big spiky horns

blughdgshdgsdg

hand penetration

I don't know anyone here who likes those. otherwise why would they be here?

For your information.
Demon's are into even worse things, like holding hands

I'm sure you'd enjoy them if you gave them a try.

stigmata

that's what they said about homosexuality and we all know how that turned out.

You enjoy lying to people that much huh.

Humility is a good sign that you might not be one of the worst. That said, it's not unbecoming to be proud of ones own achievements now and again, especially when one feels like they are the worst.

I've already made a post on Twitter and it's got like, fifty retweets.

holy fuck i slept so long

Not quite the death you wanted.

I am fighting for the rights of ALL Americans to pat heads. It's a basic human right.

It's how I get my sick kicks. Don't judge me. Okay?

You bastard

Booty

I judge everyone.

adorable~

Judge me.

A fag.

I don't speek greek

I'm neither humble nor proud.

they didn't include it in the constitution so apparently it's not.

I shall judge your judgment.

Y-You too

You want to back that accusation up?

Obviously you missed that one amendment about patting heads.

It's the constitutional amendment governments don't want you to know about!

Okay.

Sure.

Time to ride the rollercoaster.
Ay laymow

You too

Lets see some proof then.

Kind of miss the whole neutrals thing. Was autistic as fuck. Kanra is still as autistic as ever. Shame. I wonder what became of the rest of them.
Faggots.
RIFK war god.

it's ok i feel better now

show me urs

Okay.

Too lazy to link to previous.

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Oh well good.

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There was that one time, not too long ago, when squash said he wanted to fcuk some mashed potato
That is rpetty gay

Squash goes good with tatters.

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squash is nasty.

Squash one of them sluts.

Now to make a GoFundMe and Patreon, fill them with promises of your work, then run off with the money.

Not right now perhaps, but you should feel some pride in a few things.

Squash is a cuddly bear.

*Blush*

I mean the gourd, not the poster.

when I find something to be proud of I'll let you know.

I do not accept this okay

W O W
O
W

Your hair.

Okay.

new

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had to remove the pickguard on my guitar
after work tonight Im in for a good couple hours of sheer frustration trying to get the damn residue off

do it here so no one will see .///////////////.

/pats the cakes head

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ss bunny!

I didn't even want one b-baka

oh hush, you know you love it
now close the this tab you giant dork