Swimsuit burd

I shall.

You beat neru, I don't even know if I can do that. Also I wouldn't bet anything like that on a video game.

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it's all about knowing how to make the tough choices.

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Yay!

go to bed, grimmu.

I don't even think the multiplayer for a lot of those games were very stable back then. Not to mention peoples internets still being dial up connections.

Being awake was the problem.
Sleep was the solution.

Good.

Lets hear it.

Really makes you think

If you do not accept my duel I will take that as permission to wed him.

not really.

hola

It does.

neko neko chan

Why are we making a wager with only my chips on the table?

Senpai?

I think I said something else but I'll take whatever I can get.

Gatito =^.^=

True, but it still required a lot less bandwidth than the games nowadays.
But it was still good fun all in all.

You are right, it is a pointless bet I plan to make eternal ties with him no matter the outcome.
The only way you can stop it is by marrying me as soon as possible.

cuppy cuppy cake

I just got back from seeing rogue one. it was amazing.

ive yet to study for final as well
32 hours until

tfw

32 hours until the final? sleep, then study. you can't study when you're tired, it's just gonna fall right back out of your sleepy head.

I always adore it with the "little" added

What'd you say? Oh right. I actually forgot because I was sidetracked watching shitty leeg games.

I dont think age of empires had actual servers either, it was peer to peer connections. dial up peer to peer connections. Sounds like a nightmare.

So if I marry you you won't marry someone else? Which month is your birthday?

Burbs are dumb

I do not have a birthday, it is how I maintain my eternal youth. How is that relevant?

too far away

how can I turn that into a 'yes'?

My head hurts

I've only slept for like 4 hours in the last 40 or so

things are hard

It's how I figure out if I'm older than you or not.

Go to bed.

yeah
ill get my 7 hours

sooner or later

Ah I'm glad you had fun then ^^
should i go see it?

Oh man, I'm just going to go see it in a few hours.

Do what Cuppers said, sleep for like 6-8 hours and then study.

I just recall that it had local as an option, but not like I would have known back in the day what that meant.

By not asking such things.

ur dum.

probably sooner would be best

if you're a fan of star wars movies, yes. it's one of the best ones, I'd say.

you're gonna love it.

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tuck me in

No

Well, even just casual action is enough to keep me happy.

When is yours? I will let you know.

the dummest.

there have been a lot of movies in the past few years that are basically just "generic action movie [insert sub genre here]"

rogue one is not one of them. it was incredible.

can't say that I am

lots of people have been talking about it though

Well, I think the earlier SW was a bit action-ish, but it was enjoyable.

Do I have to read you a story too?

I think I'm older by a couple of months.

guhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

guys how do i talk to people without annoying them

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read me this please

don't be swedish fish

Sleep.

ask nezi

Stop

Are you trying to trick me?

That being the case, you get to be my daddy.

I wouldnt ask grim
He is the most annoying

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is there another step

redirect me to nezi

watch that show again and cap me a suu folder, she is best girl.

I don't want to be your daddy. This daddy fetish thing is sorta odd, I've never heard it in swedish at all. It doesn't seem to carry over what so ever.

No I just can't sleep if someone doesn't tuck me in

cyber everyone you meet
even if you're not gay
just pretend to be a girl

Do you not tuck it yourself?

Ban tucks their balls

Firefox just Jewed me, so I'm out.

It's the better option.

I have no particular love for it, it is good for memejokes though.
If I visit sweeden will you let me carry you around on my shoulders?

Feel like these posts are contradictory to some extent, especially with the outcome probably being the exact same.

as a star wars fan I loved it, and as a fan of good movies I also loved it. I'd say out of all the star wars movies this is the one you need the least amount of investment of care for the actual franchise.

you're gonna enjoy the movie, that's all there is to it.

I mean, you know you need some rest.

I've never been concerned with this so I wouldn't know.

what's up with you scoots?

hard pass.

I would if I could

i'm like dying right now

cya later

ok

If you ever had any reason to come here, I doubt you'd come to my city. There is no reason to go anywhere but the capital.

Are you post op and that is why you can't?

Most likely, not like there are that many movies that I've felt to be awful.
Minus "The Room"

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I know the feeling. I generally enjoy any movie I see, even if the movie is objectively not very good. but that being said, rogue one was absolutely amazing.

Just tell me goodnight already...

I fugged up

might consider checking it out when I get the chance

Just work
You?

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ban come to bed already

went to see the new star wars. didn't feel like sleeping when I got back.
how's work going? not well I take it?

definitely do. it's good times.

And Haparanda.

I just like stories being told to me.
I've got some hype for it to be honest.
Because I like sci-fi tech.

Night

Sleep well Grimmu.

Shame the slime is the only one worth keeping in that house.

I've always been more into fantasy than sci fi but damn I love me some star wars.

goodnight, grimmu.

papi is the best one. you shut your mouth.

Did you see forrest gump yet?

Gut nacht.

I don't think I've ever been that close to finland.

nope.

This is my third day straight without being home. Fun hahhaa how was star wars

The slime has this miracle bullshit healing liquid that clears colds, she can absorb toxins out of the body, and gets rid of any trash naturally. None of the other characters have done shit for the MC but her.

m-maybe we could see it together >//

Ah well, I'm pretty much the opposite.
I always just like how they explain gadgets and stuff, like Q in the 007 movies.

The joke is that people go there to buy snus.
I think I've been to Sweden like 3 times or more.

geez, that sucks. when do you get to go home?

it was incredible. loved it.

those are...good points. but it sure seems like you'd have to keep the burd around too since they are so buddy buddy.

only if we can hold hands.

6hours to go
Without spoilers give me a general impression

Oh boy a race that looks like it's 14 as an adult sure seems like a Japanese thing to do.

depends how warm they are

Why do you do this to yourself?

Oh, well swedes can do that anywhere in sweden! I think snus is disgusting though, its 10 times worse than cigarettes.

Says tracer who watches umaru unironically

james bond gadgets are a classic for sure.

it's a fantastic movie all around, that also happens to be a great addition to the star wars legacy. I'd put it right up there with the original trilogy to be honest.

she's only small so she can fly stop being a bigot.

they'll warm up real fast don't worry

I don't see the problem here

tummy hurts

need semen 2 fix

pls donate

to a worthy cause

I certainly wasn't watching it, you British cunt.

She's only small because of an authors fiat, stop being a faget.

It's a very outstanding and sweet movie.

my tanks are permanently drained

it makes logical sense. a burd needs to fly. can't fly if fat burd.

and it's not going anywhere. I'm sure I can watch it later.

Hmmmm ill have to giveit a go when im free
Felicity tho

Your gf seemed adamant you were

I think you can't buy it anywhere in Finland, so people just go buy them in stacks and sell them to others for higher prices.
Never used it, nor have I ever smoked anything.
But it still seems pretty disgusting.

Got to love every sort of a gadget they have in any movie, oh and like space tech guns.

Drink water and lay down for a bit, and maybe hug a pillow.

i am drinking water but laying down makes it worse

How do we know? Maybe you'll just forget about it and never see it.

what about felicity?

space guns are pretty cool. lasers and all that.

Assume such things would upset it more.

Ah shit nigga, you want to talk physics and flight? I'll fucking talk physics.

always a possibility.

it would be wasted on a burd brain like myself.

good I don't want anything cold touching me

It's very popular but I can't say why. It doesn't have the upside of looking totally awesome like smoking does, it's just sorta gross. People throw it everywhere too when they're done with it.

Felicity a good

not anything at all?

but semen always calms my tummy

/s

It's never too late to talk about wingspans being proportionate to weight.

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Should keep a jar aside then.

I like being warm
I hate the cold

okay well what do you reckon about papi's?

they really do make quite the pair.

I'll be sure to catalog this new information.

Time to get going, bye.

That's odd, did you lay on your back and hugged a pillow?

Yeah, too bad there aren't any really decent/worthwhile space games yet that I'd enjoy.

It's disgusting to find out that some people have glued them onto the wall/under desks/seats.

why for

I assume she's at least 50-60 pounds at the lightest. Her wingspan would probably need to be about 15-20 feet wide.

Night.

goodbye, SD.

yeah, I haven't really found any I enjoyed other than ftl, and that got boring after about 50 hours.

future use.

well her wingspan is absolutely not that wide.

w-what?

I know. I'm saying it would need to be twice what it is now. And flying from a standstill would be a huge pain in the ass. At that weight it would be better as a glider than as a flyer.

I wouldn't worry about it

well I guess papi is even more amazing than I previously thought. she defies the laws of physics.

Its an anime like lmfao shut up nerd

hmm..

stop being a bully.

worried

Uh-huh.

I demand that you don't worry.

so how are you liking umaru?

yes ma'am

respect my pronouns.

I'm not.

then why do you continue to watch it?

NO

rude.

Tracer is enjoying umaru

I just stream it and then go do something more productive. Like drinking.

it's literally impossible not to love the show. anyone who says they don't is lying.

what ones?

you can drink and watch at the same time. you have the technology.

burd, burds, burdself.

I also have the amazing ability to lower the volume and read a book.

unacceptable.

It's a shit. Literally every episode is the same. I wanted to watch Overlord but noooo.

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ooh overlord is a good one. you'll like it.

bud buds and budself

Why not watch overlord and tell the gf to get fukd

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I know I will, but the other one demanding this shit wanted something cutesy. So I'm watching that one by myself. That and Gurren Lagaan and Trigun.

what are you, weedgender?

exproooooooosions

trigun is fantastic. I need to rewatch that one.

Sup Cup Pup

I am weed
smoke me every day

WAGA NA WA MEGUMIN

nothin'. sup with you?

oh I'll smoke you alright

pls..

Even less up! :3

Hello Blood-chan.

You do, yes.

roll you up and smoke all day

united states of megumin

cowboy bebop and samurai champloo as well.

What's a fun thing to do?

Bebob a bes, and champloo was dec too I guess.

Stop molesting Neko.

vidya games.

I'm doing no such thing.

you will be high forever

forever seems like such a long time.

We all know what you like to smoke.

It's certainly not anything green.

I also need to watch Space Dandy.

never seen space dandy.

I like smoking weed, although admittedly not as much as I like smoking cock.

I'm so unmotivated for fun things ;_;

*pat* how do you cope with existence?

it is the longest time

barely. I try not to think about it too hard.

youtube.com/watch?v=a_XgQhMPeEQ

I've heard from quite a few people, some that I might even respect, that it's akin to a more current cowboy bebop. Albeit a shit ton more wacky.

And yes, that was the implication.

I wanna have fun but games are so tedious!

I also wanna play with my wheel games but I have no good set up and it becomes uncomfortable quickly. ;;

I'm good at seeing implications.

well that does sound pretty appealing. there goes another anime into the void of my insanely long backlist of things to watch.

just keep looking until you find one that's just fun.

have you tried other arrangements? there's gotta be a way to set it up.

Id molest a cupcake burb

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old fashion stuff always looks so comfy

Shame you've quit smoking.

Jut download what you need and play it all the time. Whatever plot you catch is good enough.

A proper wheelstand and a mounted chair on that frame and pedals that don't slide away but such a thing is big and I've got no space!

Also a good second monitor.

*pat* Patting the Papi is good too.

doesn't it? every time I watch a show set in the 70's I kind of want to have a place designed like that.

I like to actually focus though. currently I'm working my way through that strawberry marshmallow anime that neko keeps telling me to watch. it's adorable.

a second monitor is the most important here. also get more space.

papi is good pattings, yes.

If you've the time, then.

agree

I'll get to it one of these days.

pretty decent taste for such a youngin'

I believe you.

you'd better.

I wanna move out but cash moni ;-;

^^

Well, imagine my previous comment in quotation marks with an asterisk at the end.

yeah it sucks that things cost money

rood.

i think maybe my dad got me sick :(
not feeling well

any suggestions on how i should kms

Blow me.

Walk down OBT with a Trump Pence sign.

Fuck your ass with a sildo nezi

im not bc

Can I move in and freeload

buy me dinner first at least, geez.

*pet*

you could pay the rent in other ways I'm sure.

off to bed finally. goodnight everyone.

Whiskey is dinner enough.

I'd rather not die to naggers

sildo?

Ah, Rest well.

What, you want a more subtle death?

no, it's dishonorable death to die to naggers

why are you petting me just because i am not bc

why you pet me just because im not bc

Choke on a dick then.

bc is better than all of you

What's the obsession with Japanese and high school uniforms anyway

pedos

that could work
wanna volunteer?

the working generation has no time for romance so they focus on all the failed opportunities of possible love in their kokosei days

basically everyone is a pedo

I vowed to stop killing people with my dick.

fuck

You're too far away anyway.

i have a toothbrush fetish and i satisfy it by sticking a vibrating toothbrush up my butt

Happy lolis

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Why does cuckmonkey break everything he touches?

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does anyone else drown in nostalgia because life is shit now and that was all you had

Is it better now?

Is stuff supposed to be broken?

If you can't post, log into this mod account and post from there
user: Anyone
pass: 0

Ask Cuckmonkey.

I logged out of it 'cos /mod was kill when I was trying to.

I guess /mod is fix.

iirc mod.php will be his priority to fix every time since its kinda important
idk why they break shit all the time

huh

Huh

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me in the middle~ ♥

Stop breaking, everything.

Why everything breaks when spammer attacks

He needs to prioritize fixing the shit that's broke before implementing new features.

Idk why he just breaks shit and leaves it broke.

You're an insane cunt who ostracized her children and refused to accept them as individuals for most of their life after their father mysteriously vanished?

And almost caused the end of the world through your insane attempts to meet the object of your obsession?

And only saw your daughter through your sick interpretation of beauty after she literally risked not only her life, but the life of her best friend, to save you?

No wonder you don't talk about your family life very often, that shit's messed up.

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If you can't tell, I really really don't like Lusamine.

;~;
i havent even got to play the game...

...i just think she's pretty lookin... u_u

ya but that would be smart

bebop
fix Holla Forums pls ;~;

And we've tried to explain to you already that Lusamine is kinda nutter butter, and implicitly has been for years before the game.

Of course.

i wish they would let meee

\\ gonna go play games for a little and probably learn coding stuff

grr... if only that jellyfish didnt make her evil... she could be her normal loving self right before coma
:c

learn how to code Holla Forums!
:D

WEll, explicitly has been for years before the game.

Implicitly has been for most of Lillie and [redacted]'s lives.

It didn't.
I can explain the story to you, but I somehow feel it'd be lost if I tried.

>>>/pokemon/

Holla Forums will never be stable.

Thanks Obama.

oh well

at least i like how pretty she looks.

This might be why she looks that way.

i want that pokemon too!
too bad it's in moon...
:c

I have one but I want to keep it.

im jealous

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Test

I have three friends with Moon, excluding threaders/other online personalities.

I might ask for Moon for christmas from Family too, just 'cos I have X and Y, OR and AS, so obviously I need Su and Mo.

If I do, I'll try to catch a good one for you.

*hufs*

Thanks for thinking of me...

Test successful.

Anyway, I need to get dressed and take off nowishly.

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Mandy!

Hello, ghouly girly.

Not so loud, squash

okay...
i guess i'll toss sum stuff into the laundry machine.

Sorry. I get excited.

It's ok. Having a good day so far?

sup nigger
steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=820546874

Dude, I got completely fucking wasted friday night. I still don't know what happened.

Also that shit is crashing, yo.

Yeah. I just woke up a bit ago.
Playing OW.

You?

im envious.

that was a parking orbit. cuz it has no atmosphere i can get pretty close without having to fear.

Been up freezing my ass. Nothing exciting though.

Don't be. It is a miracle I got home.

Crash that shit.

crashing is easy. it's crashing softly that is the challenge

Don't make me kill you softly, with my song?

i forget who made that song

youtube.com/watch?v=gtlCni0CDfU

Wanna cuddle for warmth?

I dunno, bruh.

I might get a chance in a bit.

?

Might be meeting up with my girl in a bit

Hey, man.
That's great!

If it happens.

I hope it does.
You deserve cuddles.

Not sure I agree with that.

:c
mugen vanished... where moogs...

Just what I need.

Do you trust me though?

Around squash, remember Trost.

here

♥

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Sure. But not on this type of thing.

Oh fugg he goin' do it!!!

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Sorry, I just trust myself more in such things.

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Well I have faith regardless.

what'cha up to? :)

building ships

i've heard you can catch 4 Pheromosa's on Moon

club.ubisoft.com/en-US/ubi30

im jus cooking sum chikn
and doin laundry~
and watching youtubes!

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I have a Drake song stuck in my head

I have that Bogan stuck in my head

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veigar looloo otp

I should stick to memebuilds this was just dum

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♥ memes!

awoo

hey

hey

the veigar needed the help the most tbhhhhh

Hello, fox.

Veigar is a descendant from the black yordle tribe that established the first society on the planet while you European yordle motherfuckers were still hiding in caves and shit all terrified of the sun.

Stream game.

k starting

idk if it works actaully

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