Only cute anime girls allowed :^)

Never really took you for that type, like maybe toned at most.

Well, it should be in the "Sampled" section instead of the "Covered" ones, if it only had a few bits.
whosampled.com/David-Bowie/Space-Oddity/

BRB subway

:)

I'm so sorry.

...

i said i wasn't interested because it costs money and i still want to play TERA

Tokai has to be a busy boy tomorrow
I only have to catch a train ^^

Actually you're right, that's pretty much the extent of what I would want

Also, I bet the radiostation has a website with their playlist, so if you recall the time they played it, you could check that.

Kind of thought so.

And spoil and play with your four imoutos!
Do it for the imoutos!

...

I REMEMBER

No, but I've had people upset at me for not remembering a conversation we've never had.

I don't drive even if I have had a sip of alcohol, because i'm under 21.

He is a bum.

Plus my cats

Good, because if you didn't then I'd feel weird making people think you have 4 little sisters.

But it's fine if you remember too.

I remember basically everything.
I won't get mad at people for forgetting, though, I realize I'm the weird one here.

Wait, really?

Exactly!
Plus the cats!

So you absolutely have to sleep, so you can be perfectly rested and energetic!

For the imoutos and nekos!

They were quite adamant about the information, and I feel the same way, as I don't forget much anyway. Nothing as important as the topic discussed.

I can't sleep while this moth is still alive in my room

Hmm.

W-why not?
What if I'm the poor little moth?

Hm hm.

Time to call it day, g'night.

Sleep.

Nini.

Sleep well

Ok I'll let it out the window

Lightweight!!

O-okay, but make it quick!

Even SD went sleeps!

And we both know that I'm not going to no matter how tired I get until I make you sleeps!

Mhm.

...

How old are you then?
Because I legit thought you were about my age.

Something wrong?

I'm 19.

He didn't get enough government buckaroos this year to buy thousand dollar laptops for Christmas so he's sad.

Interesting...

i dont know...

Aaa now I have to sleep cause I don't want you to be tired

pff

can't wait to spend my first neetbucks check on a 1070

Kek

How so?

I do believe you're going to do that, but I also know you're intentionally trying to trigger people.

Fuck off.

correcto

...

my head hurts

Exactly!
So go sleepies now!

Don't worry, Mommy.
It's okay, I still love you, you can still be Mommy.

Have you been drinking enough water? You could also grab a painkiller.

We can at least take solace that in the fact that the cuts to social programs will force people like him to either die or actually support themselves.

What about food stamps because i am considering trying for them.

Okay, it's time, good night ^^

maybe?

Nini, Subtoe.

Rest well, and sweet dreams.

I'm fairly confident there will be across the board cuts to all types of social programs.
Food subsidies have always been on the chopping block, usually with the backing of "they're just selling it for DRUGS", "using it to buy ALCOHOL" or some other equally inane shit.

Anyway I'm gonna go to bed now.

tsuchi would probably love to know that I got denied and I ended up overdosing, which ironically will make my appeal a lot stronger

Ah. I might not then. I work a lot ao im not sure id even qualify, but its hard to eat right with my budget and food stamps arent something id be ashamed to use.

nini
;~;

He would furiously masturbate to the thought of your death.

*Hugs*

fun part was when I was in the hospital and they pumped me full of haldol and benzos to keep me from screaming and I slept for 48 hours straight

Changes aren't going to be immediate so might as well.
I have no issues with social programs and tend to favor increased budgets for them. I just don't like the notion of no oversight and guidelines to its use. Paying someone's rent/utilities up to a certain amount is justifiable; giving invalids blank checks a month to spend however they please is why there's so much abuse of our current systems.

holy fuck, NOW i realize why I'm in such a funk.

I was drunk as shit last night and forgot to take all my other meds along with my sleeping meds. I'm in venlafaxine withdrawal

who the fuck thought an anti-depressant that only lasts 24 hours was a good idea.

Abuse of the system is cancer. I think its a good idea but there is too many people taking advantage of it. Ive just gone hungry so many times that i just want so help and plan to use it only for food.

*snuggles warmly*

I wanna hear about your day. That is right! YOUR day!

Tell me

It was.

Go on!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

No you don't.
You spend most of your time ignoring me until I threaten to kill you.

So I'm just going to sleep.

I got shafted at work two days in a row and am quite livid about it.

The details would bore.

From whatever anecdotes and statistics, the majority of people on those programs use them for their intended purpose. But a minority of ~100ish million people is still a shitload of money.
Go for it. Using systems to survive is not really something that could never even be considered objectionable. Abusing systems because you think you're entitled to a higher standard of living is another thing altogether.

I need another paycheck or two so i can prove my current income now that im full time. That and a renters note. Im not sure whats required in iowa as i never applied anywhere other than alabama.
I might just get a second job to compensate the needed income over stamps.

Break is over. Back in 2 hours or so.

I'd advise finding a way to sustain yourself with your current income plus whatever subsidies and pursue the time that would be spent on a second job on something that would specialize you, be it training, certificates, or college.
Just my opinion on that.

That os a good idea. I might find a tech scool around here though little town iowa lacks options so ill go online.

all meme's aside I am actually working on getting back into the workforce. I'm getting my CNA at the beginning of next year and based on how that goes I'll be going to college to get pre-requisites for nursing school.

Become a chiropractor. I'm serious. Those motherfuckers make bank off of insurance companies, and you don't need a medical degree

Trade schools are usually for profit and of iffy use.
Just make sure where you're looking into is actually accredited. Trade certs for construction type jobs tend to mostly be on job. Machinist ones vary.

how about no

Learn how to drive a forklift, that license will earn you a ton of jobs

Well then I guess you don't want money to basically massage people

Your own loss

It's true.

Yep. My friend at Lowe's told me that when I worked there, stuck with me

naptimegni

...

...

A class A CDL and a forklift license can net you some really fucking well paying manual labor jobs that require not too much of your own investment.

Hell, just get experience with it and people will hire you.

Yep, but most don't know about it unfortunately

it's not about qualifications, getting my CNA is going to be a gauge of how well I can handle things again, and since it's only like 2-3 months long, and it'll cost nothing.

if it goes well, I'll work as a CNA part time while going to college

if it doesn't, I'll move back to seattle and work as a CNA in a hospital doing easy shit like suicide watch (where literally your only job is to watch people that come in for suicidal ideation/attempts and make sure they don't try to kill themselves)

if it all ends up failing then I'm gonna be stuck on neetbucks for a while

meow

Im actually going to be learning that in a month or two with my promotion.

Not like it's difficult.

...

Good luck getting into medical with a history of drug abuse.

Get on it ASAP

Nah, but it's specialized and most people don't think about it

Because trade schools are mostly a joke and just about abusing federal money for schooling. And the fact everything pushes college over certs when realistically, not everyone should pursue college, especially for managerial and labor intensive jobs.

Hm hm.

you would be surprised to know the about of BHA's CNA's and NURSES I've met in hospitals who used to be junkies

I encourage people to go into trades honestly, most aren't going to get benefit out of traditional college

Hm HMMMMMMMMMMMMMM?????

In a month i think is the class.

Hm.

...

Indeed.

im too warm

c'mon meds kick in already!

Quite.

Pretty much, yeah.
An associates in whatever the fuck will never be of actual use even though most things require it these days.

I don't know if you can really have a say in it but if there's a choice, make sure it's the type of forklift you physically drive, not one you "push". The certs for them are different and the latter is nigh useless.

How? It's so freezing outside!

Distinctly

Indubitably.

So your day was spent sleeping

I thought you liked getting shafted?

No they wouldn't. Please tell me!

Inevitably.

Let it go.

my place is too warm it 20+ inside ;~;

Oh well I guess I shouldn't come over then I'd just make you too warm ;_;

...

Is this a joke about "friction"?

...

Yes

Oh, okay. Then you're good.

The ones that are basically the lift of it you lug around was the other type I was talking about. They're useless as lifts and useless as certs. I legitimately loathe their existence.

I think those are called handlifts

Pallet jacks?

Nah. Those are manually operated.
These are pneumatic still. I've had to use the in a warehouse for something and they're impossible to keep counterbalanced.

this pic is too true...
x_x

OP is a fag. Post traps

Okay so we just cuddle together for warmth, I fail to see the issue here

Most Canadians seem to agree.

i wanna play game together...

thankfully i dont have any yard to shovel...

20C is not hot

What do you want to play?

u live on a beach

u dont count

borderlands or overwatch with subtle....... or you.
since me and Vylee already spent all day on arams...

It was 40c at my last place pretty often.

40c
feels like i'm dying... i can't even move.

Ah. I never used one of them.

Have you even been in that before ?

pretty close... it got to almost 30c here...
what a horrible week.
couldn't think striaght... the heat was making me faint... and dizzy... and weak.

i hate the sun...

I used to play like 4 soccer games a day in 40c.

because you're acclimated to that of course...

youtube.com/watch?v=N6-TELsxfqY

Apparently those are called pallet jacks as well, just "pneumatic pallet jacks".
The ones I've used were larger than this one and a deathtrap.

let me guess, the Saudi Arabian national team?

did you see this

It seemed hot to me still

I would tell you but I don't wanna dox myself

of course

but the file name kinda confuses me.

because it is?

yeah it is

how's BDO going?

Its fun but i'm running off of like 3 hours of sleep right now so I can find the energy to play anything.

i demand an assembly of cute things

Sleep.

also my ass hurts

Life is suffering

i can kinda relate...
i've been up since 9
and have just been doing arams up until now...

trying to chill out here for now

lol funny pic
:)

Use lube.

ello

How many hours is that ?

did

...

Then use more, obviously.

almost 10 hours?

Its to late

more funny comics pls

thats normal

Next time.

Of Hellboy? I've only the one.

hardly an assembly

disappointed and will take my leave now

i'm normal ;~;

of anything

No, wait

I've nothing funny.

Less is more.

No i'm normal

who are you

and what change will you make

I kind of just think that's Desu tbh.

?

It was a commercial for something but I can't remember what.

Ah, right.

i don't know about that!

show me ur normal face

Go kill our immortal ^^

You're even less sure than I.

k

*you see me sitting behind the school and then this music stars playing*

youtube.com/watch?v=O7VHJ3TLQH4

*Takes a puff from his cigarette*

Thank you

brand awareness!

find more new onez pls

that's just a phase

play video games with me

Ahahah

Its not

lol that /fit/ comic is soo ancient...
reminds me of the comic where they lift for the queen

...

Haven't seen it.

I can't it's 3.30am I need to sleep now
Need to catch a train tomorrow then I probably can't play anything for 3 weeks

Deal with it.

*sips black coffee*

some people get really creative with keeping track of their shinies

i've seen too much

hmph... brushed off again... u_u

*sips rootbeer*

I guess.

Did you see me shake the baby yet ?

You probably don't even smoke or drink coffee.

that new star wars movie was kewl

yeah
your hands are a lot more manly than I imagined

I saw the last two minutes, and was content with that being the best part of the movie. And that I didn't wast 15 dollarydoos.

i don't do bad stuff

:c
you should live life more...

I'm a guy

Nah

Replace bad with fun.

...

Are you sleepy?

i wont

Really makes you think

coffee is bad??

you don't smoke

you don't drink

you don't lewd

all you do is play video games

thats boring

a very feminine one

u think 2 much

nah

i am.

Usually.

It's so fucked up

why hot?

on the internet i'm a girl

You're missing out on life

To melt the skin.

You clearly aren't living enough off the gubbermint.

You would think that.

at least not on the evil stuff

u need skin

Meh.

what else would i think? :3 since ur all high and mighty and know so much~

Post the lewdest picture you have saved.

instant justice complimations!

what for?

I want to look at it.

corrupt luka

...

i don't really keep any

Testing

ew

I bet you have AT LEAST 1

...

i dont really make an effort to save any that show anything.

I think I enjoy making people hate me and then trying to win them back.

Surely you have something

Yeh

You should be around more

...

off yourself

nah
borderline skin is pretty much all you'll find (and cute artsy anime pics)

dis pute

Hm?

GO save one and then report back to me.

i wont do lewd!
:c

Just this one time !

It's no use
I've already tried

...

Bad picture.

Hm.

ew y

Goggles my love

My heart burns for your acknowledgment

Why must you hurt me so ?

to see if i could

Get lost. I don't like you.

how bout this

No.. Bad artist

gobl

...

that used to be a kewl show

...

Wernt you supposed to be a lesbian

Better

Everything that happened was because of your own actions.

I don't feel any guilt.

Go

werent you supposed to be a lil bitch

where?

Vicious.

...

Touche

dick
dick
dick
dick
dick
dick

My own actions didn't force you to do anything. That was your own mistake. Deal with the consequences.

g-g-goggles

p-please like me again >~<

I didn't mean it !

I'm dealing with it rather well.

:c

Fair enough.

GO

Yep.

I hear you're not though.

...

I play video games and watch tv

...

Video games are okay but tv boring by yourself.

cytu.be/r/vpweekends

terminator 1 stream

Meow~

Shit's broken

...

just like you

...

github.com/calzoneman/sync/wiki/Google-Drive-Userscript-Installation-Guide

Did you know blank has a secret blank where they talk about their blank to people ?

I am not going to open that.....

Hey I saw a promo for 'jingle all the way' that hard Arnold in it. It's it any good?

Okay then

Yes, it is amusing

*passive aggressive post*

me?

No.

SHHHH

its a secret !

But it's a christmas classic!

;~;

Can you-gara keep a secret?

You say one thing

You say another thing

Almost forgot to keep that up.

The one thing being?

...

yes

...

It's amusing?

Did you-gara know I was Aoi this whole time ?

Then sleep.

are u really?

i cant...

no

ok I just wanted to look up when I get drug tested for disability

Why.

Yes.

i accidentally took 4 grams of cocaine instead of one and it was scaring nick :/

oh ok...

i bit the tip of my tongue...
:c

i cant tell.

Hm.

Well no shit you fucking idiot, you quadrupled the dose of the drug you shouldn't have been taking in the first place

Of course he was scared

Even if you don't value yourself, at least take into account that he cares about you, you fucking idiot

*calm*

howd you do that accidentally

Calm down

I didn't see that second post

...

woopsie daisy
*casually does quadruple *

whoah, calm the fuck down captain soiledpants

cocaine is morish so i took more than i set out to

? . . . ?

Did you need me this morning?

wait

mom?

Hi, MmEw.

I am right.

she doesn't post like that

omg MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM

Sure, I'll ignore your moronic behavior just like I always have

It's not as if you ever cared for my opinion anyway

you can't tell me what to do you're not my real dad!

...

You don't know me.

why are you so passionate about this

im fine dude, it's not like i got myself in a state or anything :s

AND WHY ARE YOU TALKING LIKE YOU'RE SOME KIND OF RELATION OF MINE :s

...

I care about strangers across the world.

You mistake words on the internet for passion

It only takes a few extra seconds to type some more words

If you must know, I do genuinely care for some people on the internet and if some extra typing can help some people then I'll do it

I love everyone, especially over the Internet.

i care very deeply about 20% of the posters here, and have regular friend care for like another 40%

Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

Internet validation

who are you helping here

the DEA?

Darwin do you love me ?

give a hoot

don't pollute

Probably won't get to see it this year. What a shame.

That owl raped kids.

Myself. Believe it or not, I enjoy helping people if I can.

ian is typing like 40 words for me i just know it

Aw yeah
I love my tits
They're fuckin round and nice like
Damn
But small and cute like
:3
I don't understand this feeling but I don't at all want to kill myself right now and it's weird
How is everypeople

Thinkin of u

With all my heart.

I will admit that the scene where he punches the moose or whatever the fuck elicits a laugh from me.

I type all day at my job, what do you expect? It's not as if this is a challenge

Heh, fag

ye

telling people not to do drugs is the opposite of helping

it's suggesting abstinence from one of life's very few natural toys

...

why is it so fucking hard to find out when I'll be drug tested for SSI

unless they get adicted to drugs easily

then just say no is helpful advice, but it's not like you would be giving them new information

I just wanted to see if you're around. But thankyou for asking.

i bet i like your tits as well

i dont mean that in a creepy way though.

Hi there Erin
Don't be an idiot with coke you goddamn moron
If you die I'm going to kill you myself

Ian has been less than believable ever since I heard he lost his mind on that drug.

I'm not telling you not to do drugs, I've done drugs

I'm just telling you not to be a retard and fuck yourself up doing too many drugs

I have an addictive personality, luckily I can only barely handle alcoholism and hard drugs don't appeal to me

if you are trying to find the window you have to stay off drugs to pass, you are making a fraudulent application

coke never killed anyone

Googles is adorable

you don't need to tell me that

i was not born yesterday

i have spent my entire adult life and much of my childhood participating in drug culture, i am perfectly aware of what i am doing

aw fuck it, guess I'll just stay clean until I get approved and I'm sure I won't be tested. could be like 3-6 months again

Tony montana did lots of coke and he was fine.

weed shouldn't be illegal anyways

it's basically smokeable alcohol

They are good tits
All of my friends who have seen/touched/played with/groped them agree

Well it better not kill you or we're never speaking again

It was the bullets that killed him.

You still seem unusually callous towards someone that seems to genuinely care for your wellbeing.

somebody remember to tell the government swede's application is fraudulent and a surprise drug test will prove it

who now?

No one, nevermind.

they don't do random drug testing after you get approved

you let your friends play with them?

I honestly felt bad when I almost died from vodka with Test and now know that I need to be careful with shit from now on so I feel what you're saying.

Aw yeah
I love my tits
They're fuckin round and nice like
Damn
But small and cute like
:3
I don't understand this feeling but I don't at all want to kill myself right now and it's weird
How is everypeople

exactly, you would not see it coming, and be exposed as a benefits theif

I'm not adorable. I am formidable.

She has a Donald trump in her heart

You can only do so much.

LOL.

Ugh.

why are you trying to pass if you want them to think you're disabled anyway

addiction is a disability fool

Yes
I'm a garbage person who can't even manage to not fuck her friends
But I'm trying

What's so funny...

LOL

because marijuana is federally illegal and if I get tested positive I'm immediately disqualified

and substance abuse in the first place can disqualify you in the first place

even though if I did smoke it would be like once a month, hardly abuse

That is what is funny

I vape

am I disabled ?

You have a fat heart.

Yes, you should be on social security

what do you vape?

see in the counsil offices here, they have posters about benefit fraud everywhere, and you are the only person i think i have ever met who is guilty of it, and you're not even from the UK

I'll give you attention~

It fucks me over quite a lot in my job

Well I am... Kind of

my sympathies colbies

im sure you have your reasons
so what aspects arent garbage of you?

Should I quit my job and become a full time vapist?

dick

I needed it

oh no i smoke a little bit of weed like once a month, I'm the devil

an enlarged heart is often caused by obesity

Join the vape naysh

if it gets too big the walls become paper thin and it collapses and you die.

So just walk around venice beach aimlessly?

I wish I had someone that cared about me that much that I could totally ignore

That sounds about right

I've got a psychological eval on tuesday, then I just gotta wait for some of my medical records of my hospitalizations to be sent to my lawyers and then my appeal is ready to go. now that I have a documented suicide attempt and a legit psychological eval I should be solid this time

Um....
I'm good at being friendly and I like quality time with friends

(You)

...

...

i care colby

you're kinda fucked in the head, and not in the ways you like to think you are

I care about you and would help you out if you needed and I could.

I used to skate around there and look at people with my friend.

Fill me up.

If you had to wait for all of that... You should have just found an alternative method by now

HA HA callousness

ty friend

I was not reaching out for help there, but I appreciate your response

Did you do some sick flips?

I wont bother you
With my black desire
I'll fall in the fire
I'd fall into youuuuuuu
I'll fall into youuuuu

keep doing that and cherish your friends

i basically have none myself

...

...

I'm not that good.

W-what??

an alternative method for what?

Whom else would I bamboozle with an alternate persona if you were not here?

*wan* *wan*

Thats "give me more" in dog

I could try to be your friend...

Damnnnnnnn............ I need some good sk8rbois for my video

Pretending to be female

Mordin, Googles, Licky, etc.

...

you probably wont like it . . .

but thanks!

what video ?

same

...

congrats sweed.

now that you have been permenantly recorded as unstable and potentially a danger to yourself, you are on the easy road to sitting around fat and bored for less than a panhandler makes

few more weeks and you're set for life

proud of you fam

I would shit on your chest.

My epic vid compilation

I am working on becoming a nurse starting next year fam

...

Oh, I guess you are pretty useless after all.

Can you handle that pressure?

I am much harder to fool, though

not sure yet,. doing a trial run with a CNA

i'll believe it when i see it.

new

Sure you are.

He was inviting you to ignore him.