Sorry Grim help me

I am so far ahead at work today

youtube.com/watch?v=eP9qBPEyavs

nice jobbu

My soul is quivering.

too young to explore space
too old to explore earth
wait what
yeah but eitherway
just in time to become a dank meme

That's fine.

Start putting coworkers into the mechanical presses.

I am covering numbers for 2 lines. Its great.

Same, feels good

I'm at 60 open files, I have coworkers at 100+

slay betch slaaaay

All my work is done by hand. We have giant ovens you could fit elephants into though. Like more than 2.

Damn son.

I am hoping it shows in my raise.

You're a dank meme.

Its not fine.

You don't have any Jewish coworkers, do you?

Yeah, I'm doing pretty good. Outside of those absolute shit days where people are calling constantly and bitching at me to help them and I get behind because I'm spending so much time working on their problems

Why.

You work insurance right?

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Yep. Where people make cosmetic damage to their 1997 hunk of shit sound like it's the end of the world because "I have full coverage"

More like he is a bitch that happens to work at an insurance place

daga kotowaru

I'm like "Motherfucker I'm trying to help this college student whose car was totalled by a drunk asshole right now, I don't give a shit that there's a scratch on your bumper and you haven't heard from me"

But I can't actually say it

Get that moonrune kawaii desu ne garbage out of here.

Also brb food

That sounds like hell.

Sorry who are you?

I refuse.

The Jewish question has yet to be solved with any finality.

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So I get home and people are talking about how Obamas birth certificate is fake ?

What

At the very least, not anymore.

...

turns out pizzagate was real too

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I think we'll explore planets at least

I don't know what that is.

I feel like you're lashing out at me though

I can think of a few places for you to explore.

KILLARY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IS REALLY RUNNING A CHILD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SEX RING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OUT OF A SATANIC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! PIZZA PARLOR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

daga kotowaru

light is so fukken slow

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i cant catch a break

lmao

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Name one..

Space is so big ;;

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uranus

If I have bad dreams you are liable*

Canada.

have sweet dreams

he'll make sure you do

I'd need someone to hold my hand about the place

I think we can work something out...

IT IS JUST CANADA NOT FUCKING MEXICO WHAT THE FUCK

Just walk around Canada saying "gimme" and they'll give you everything you want.

you tell em!

this made me laugh

Que

Even Quebec?

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when I was younger I thought tons of countries were in almost the same place and itwas easy to go to them and the only difference between them was what food was there and stuffs or whether they were warm or cold and everyone was nice everywhere and friends and no poverty or anything

Just say "gimme" in pig French then. And talk about how much you hate Anglos.

Isn't pig french redundant?

the first time I saw black people was during the credits of the lion king vhs where they were singing the songs

Ah, the innocence of childhood

The people that are actually grateful are nice, but unfortunately they're the minority.

LOL

Just fuck already

Tbh, if you told people "gimmy" in my city, you'd probably get decked.

It'll give me a chance to show you the other things you could explore.

HEY

FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ahh you tease >

I wanna see rin deck someone irl

I'm too gentle for that.

@Subtoe
Do you not like it?

Slightly less effective than a harsh breeze.

would you deck me

No.

I'd expect him to just stare menacingly at them with a frumpled unibrow hoping for them to submit.

I-I have to go

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pretty sleepy

Destroyed.

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upvote

To bed, I mean ^^
It's 3am and eyelids are getting heavy

Same, only 9:50pm

Rest well, Subtoe, sweet dreams.

in other news that cheese was a declaration of war

What will you do about it?

What a lightweight

cry countercheese and then probably lose again

I already taught you how to win.

Good mornyan

It's 10pm. What is wrong with you.

not bm enough tbh

I always say good morning

You are so tsun.

Maybe he's actually blind and cannot tell that it's not morning.
Don't be a dick to blind people.

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you guys are so in sync

I just like saying "good morning"

They've fused their thoughts together through rigorous training regimes, also known as buttsex.

you are so underaged

git gud at starting a conversation

kyaa
no if anyone found out youd be jailed!

You certainly wouldn't be the first underage person I have fucked
You'd be like #3

probably the worst lay too

you underestimate this cock

ill be the one dicking tonight

Go fuck yourself

Ugh, you're not even a sub

>>>/lewd/

im a switch
i thought you wanted to try something new

PERFECT

It's called social skills bby
Lets practice them together

Switches are so annoying
Like they try to out dom you and always end up looking dumb in the end cause most of the time they are just sub but wanna be cool but have no idea how to be a dom

for one to be a switch they must submit to true carnal nature and harness that to dominate

Grim I am going to need you to hold me tight and not let go. Ok?

I ain't about that life tho

What kind of social skills did you have in mind

idk about that pal

just tie people up hit their butts and make them call you master

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Mainly communication skills since you seem to be very deficient in that area

Yeah baby communicate with me harder

You see? This is where you are messing up

You are lazy or rather spoiled and expect the conversation to be engaging when you don't contribute to it at all

It's a bit one sided and eventually dies down cause the other person gets tired of the somewhat one sided conversation and usually will just stop responding

I don't often have much to contribute
I don't have an interesting life
I don't have interesting hobbies
I'm kind of a garbage human

good plan

Just use this then.

Can I at least get a, "You are all right murder"

@Grim

New main?

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It describes me but doesn't make conversation

Ya know Revy, it doesn't have to be about YOU all the time
You can still have a very engaging conversation and be a boring piece of shit

If you wanna maintain a convo just ask the other person about themselves, don't direct the conversation on yourself since you will just crash and burn
The other person will start to feel comfortable and open up more about themselves then realize the convo is sorta focused on them and then they will start to ask you some stuff about yourself. From there it's a back and forth kinda thing

It also takes some practice and it helps that you know what your hobbies are or whatever
Answering with an "I don't know" or a "I don't really do much" is considered a frowned upon answer and you should honestly kill yourself if you answer with that

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Well how have you been, Soto

iirc i had submissive and masochist at like 96% last time i took it
what was that test called again

Holy shit. Soto actually has a firm grasp on social shit. What the fuck?

b-but what if im not interested in the other person

Well duh

Then you pretend to be, or just don't try to talk to them

Its strange for him to be insightful.

It's not really insightful, it's just basic social skills

Considering how many of us lack those skills though.

It's like a math teacher explaining addition to 3 year olds

Not really any insight, just teaching something simple to people that don't know

Pretty good Rev, it's my birthday in 9 days
Shit fucking flew by lol

How are you holding up for Christmas btw?
Are you excited or you're not too fond of this holiday?

Crazy shit, huh?
Isn't that what this community is for anyways?
Only this is like more of a riding a bike with training wheels kinda thing since there is no physical interaction just text but it still the same rules sorta apply

Why would you waste your time talking to someone you don't like?

Wow pls no bully Kyle

to be polite

maybe i worded that wrong
what if i have trouble forming responses

Maybe you're just mentally retarded?

Mexican "women" are fucking disgusting

Also, speaking of brown people, what happened to Manaka?

motorcycle accident

motorcycle accident

Happy early birthday Soto
How old are you now?
I'm alright, I haven't tried to kill myself again
I'm not terribly fond of Christmas but people like to give me gifts even when I binge spent on fast food and stuff a few weeks ago, and my best friend is coming home for like three weeks so ill have a lot of him before he goes back to school and work
What do you think of Christmas?

This is just cover for Soto taking him as a sex slave, right?

Scooter accident*

Thanks bby ^W^
I'm gonna be 24, gonna need a cane soon cause Im old as shit

That's good, it's always nice when you don't try to kill yourself

like inside you?
Or just hanging out with you

I love Christmas just cause of that togetherness, ya know? Like everyone seems to be more cheerful during this time, everyone decorates. I've always loved it
I also love giving gifts, it makes you all warm inside :3

I honestly dont know what happened to him

its only slight retardation
i believe there is still a workaround

That's the alcohol fam

[Initiate internal screaming]
I mean, I'm going to be hanging out with him a lot, but I wouldn't be opposed to him spending Christmas inside of me

you should send signals
dudes love it when they dont have to initiate

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eventually everyone runs out of tim

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Are you new btw?
I don't even know who you are

OH IAN I WAS GONNA TELL YOU

The secret Santa is going on this Saturday at Missy's house
Pretty much everyone is gonna be there, you should come over and drink with us and such. Missy has a couple of free beds and couches we can crash on so no one has to drive back.
Whatdayasay?

Oh I never knew we were around the same age
That's crazy
Whens your bday?

Who even is he? An old HS friend or something?

Oh sorry I meant to use ^W^ instead

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That scares me ;_;

kinda i guess
i dont have much of a past here
but i know some people

I clicked this expecting Bayonetta's ass.
I am terribly disappointed.

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what is life

wawI have just been awake for like 13 hours but deja sleepy Iwill bed nananan

tim is a valuable ting

It's what you make it out to be

yo those velkoz pentas tho

get er done

why do you look like you're a teen smoking dads cuban cigars and drinking moms fruity daiquiri's

I send more signals than the local FM radio station

April 2
He's an old childhood friend from first grade, we're still close as fuck
Although he's very mad at me for trying to kill myself but I just have to talk to him about it and hopefully he'll forgive me because I went to the hospital voluntarily

Hello, Fish

get er real done

do you know if he has any attraction for you

hello stranger

He's actually 14. Life in Mexico makes them grow up so fast.

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wow amazing

so why're you back this time

Obviously because the other community that doesn't want him did not want himm

boredom mostly.

I findmyself wasting it at times.

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

jfc so you two have history

Honestly I feel like he might have the hots for you
btw how do you even look like irl?

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I want your fucking Poke memes.

xd

hm.
i thought you left forever or some shit

ehh

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I saw you on Discord but offline
I was told you don't log in often

yeah, like never

who dis?

Just a friend of Rin

niiice

Why is the fail tranny back?

Enough for me to say yes
We almost had sex once but I backed out and he couldn't decide if he wanted to be a casual thing or a serious relationship so we put all lewd on hold for now

Eh... I'm cute but not terribly girly

Maybe, I don't have any gifts or anything...

He probably was banned elsewhere and now he's here to blog endlessly about the government not giving him enough money for being a tranny.

Maybe I should start HRT and bum it off the gov.

based tinder

get drunk or pretend to be drunk around him
and go semen demon mode

Remember a few weeks ago when they wouldn't shut up about getting laid?

Are they really still on that when nobody cares?

Kill yourself.

You can just hang out with us and drink, you dont need to give a gift.
Unless you and brandon wanna do a like 20 buck gift exchange
I think he's the only one who isnt in the ss

Seems to be the common way to pay for it.

oh woe is me abloobloo

I'm not averse to buying a gift, but idk what I'd get

Gift a buttplug obvs.

Blank post

Blank reply

Nah, not worth it, I'll be able to get as much cuddles as I want

Go take your dog for a walk

is he cute
how old is he

Passive aggressive reply

I have a cat.

Reply

how old is your cat?

5 months at most.
She was a stray I adopted the other day.

He's 24 and he's super cute

Surely someone like you would want their own private dog

I refuse.

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:3 give her love and affection before she turns out like my cat
my cat is a hissy motherfucker

would you get along with him in a relationship?

why you being tsun

It would have to be not long-distance and he goes to school and works in Connecticut
Otherwise we've basically been in a relationship forever

iunno

im pretty envious

i wish i had someone important to me like that

why are your sleeves so long

It keeps my hands warm.

but what if you want to use your hands

It's a lot of work because I have to take care of myself because I'm important to him

She is loving as hell.

They don't get in the way.

that can only be good :)

i think my cat is going through a rebellious puberty phase or something

not even when you type?

I don't have problems doing anything.

It's kept me from actually killing myself several times

nanimonai?

thats good
you have to hold on to what you have

It's annoying
But also helpful
Do/have you have/had anyone so special for you?

Nothing

Holy shit it's Ban

You're still alive?

i feel like i have nothing in life
im just slowly losing it

wow you can even play a stringed instrument with those sleeves?!

I didn't know people thought I was dead.

I have very skilled fingers.

Don't lose your life, it's very hard to find again

One loss, one win.
Not a bad night.

thats nice
my fingers are mediocre

would you mind if I ask about what bothers you?

I feel sorry for your girlfriend.

I dont have a girlfriend

the fingers on my left hand outperform my right
but my dominant hand is right

Ask more specifically I'm terrible at inference

Isn't that weird though ?

well im not sure how to word it without saying it straight

why have you considered killing yourself?

no they are trained from clicking circles
its not naturally like that

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osu ?

yeah
but over the years im finding less interest in the things i like to do

Its weeabo guitar hero

i guess mania is
but thats in the same vein as beatmania

Oh
Hmm...
Sometimes I just feel like there's no improvement left possible in my life
Like I've fucked up too many times and can't get to a functional level
Fortunately I'm poorly motivated and terribly incompetent at suicide so I'm still here

These words don't mean anything to me.

would you say youre scared of suicide?
i feel kinda stuck in the middle
its too much effort to try and fix things but im kinda scared of hurting myself

thats ok i expected that

what do you do for entertainment?

Play videogames and stuff

Sounds like fun!

what kinda videogames?

I just started playing black desert online and I can't remember the other games i've been playing for some reason.

I think my brains dead

i never really tried mmorpgs
is that the one with the super sophisticated character design?

You can pretty much make them look like whatever you want if you're good enough at the modeling.

I am not

did you make a bunch of abomination Koumes

buttercup and bubbles are the best of the ppg

I look like this.

Take note of my cute bird.

are ye a pirate

No my guys a Samurai

He throws tornadoes like Yasuo

I dont know anyone here anymore, this is strange

where is aeris these days?

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like who the fuck are you, you meme posting fuck

was your aim to be a yasuo?

it's all blood chan on a proxy.

Savannah, my love.

Nezumi, Archives, Ban

Something like that

I was trying to be the edgy ninja from one punch man actually.

i'd believe it

dont.

Ahhh right then.

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WHAT?

See you know me

I'm your best buddy !

never did see it
i keep putting off titles that seem great but overhyped

nice song.

dont..

news to me

You never allow me to have fun. I missed you sort of kinda.

Kek

I see.

This is me throwing a tornado at a dog.

Its great news though right ?

Thanks to a tumblr ripper I can make my Twitch folder again.
Joy.

Everyone but savannah is allowed to be mean here.

I doubt anyone cares that I left

lmao
this is great

yes. best news today.

hi squish

oh you
you are so silly

HAHAHA

Hello, Chii.
I am assuming...

I like this one a little too much. maybe because I accuse everyone of using excuses.

@Ian

Life goes on. What brings you back?

how have you been.

wew

I tend to check in ever now and then.

I see.

Shit still sucks.

figured as much

Not bad. I have my own place now and live with a stray cat I adopted.
I play a lot of Pokemon and I also work.

You?

pokemon eh? thats nice, Im doing alright, im still working on breeding my team but getting everything in order is taking awhile

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I feel ya.
I am doing the same.

I cared

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what starter did you choose? what do you think about the game in general? favorite npc?

nah kid

I'm happy I could help

thx

spooky!

nah what, I cared.

scary

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I chose the cat, but quickly abandoned him for Lycanrock.

It's ok. I do not like the trials.

You poor thing.

don't give me that look! I lost contact with you because I had a lot on my plate.

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I, too, had a lot on my plate. If that excuse is unsatisfactory, I was, uh, becoming a woman, or something.

meow

you ruined it!!!

theres too much light
good night

I should have seen this coming
WHY THOUGH

my steam hasnt changed at all

Stupid ass minigames.

my excuse isn't name up though.

SUCH TERRIBLE TASTE AAAAAAAAAA
I personally thought they were a breath of fresh air

sleep tight

Luka Luk

My excuse was not fabricated either, you INTOLERANT CUNT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Eh.

Anyhow I kind of passed out for a sec in call.
I should head to bed. Later.

just got home from it~

kaboom ;~;

it hasn't but I found you to be a bit more responsive in the other medium. you seemed too busy to talk on txt

Luka luck is dumb luck.

Out for real.

night

mmm I am sorry...I tend to get focused on what i am doing.

Pfft.

Ooh how was it

Why are you Canadian now?

it was good.
^_^

star warz stuff happened!
pew pew
and rawr engine sounds

thats how i imagine you in the gif everytime now

real sleepy time
goodnight

*hugs warmly*

there's a certain stridency at work here.

evening folks

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Name names.

I need to have a shower and go to a place for a thing but when I get home I'll remember to drop you a conversation opener

names

cat's are nice :)

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am drinking hot chocoo what are you doing?

i cant tell if that image is laughing or
silently worried thinking

drinking pop and enjoying youtubes after watching stuff in the movie theatres

He was a young boy.

when I was a young boy my father took me into the city to see a marching band

What's your number girl
imma slipp into those DMs ;)

who are you watching on youtube/

LYRICS

1-800-273-8255.

tfw lewd underage dudes just doin what young lewd dudes do

oooh baby do you know what thats worth
oooh heaven is a place on earth

I just called this is that you on the other end right now

Yay
I hope it raised your spirits

cute animal

d'awwwwwwww

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It was a joke.

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Seeing you feel better makes me happy

may we please get a new thread?

*snuggles sleepily and close to you*

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With different posters too please.

yessu

Are you going to sleep soon?

imma lie down in a sec
and maybe pas out and nap for a few hours or i dunno maybe less than an hour?

Okay, have a comfy nap

♥

This territory is owned by weeabos

Vylee if me and Darwin had e-sex would you hate me?

Not really. I was the one who broke it off.

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I was unable to remain asleep.

Oh yeah i forgot Darwin doesnt like me lmao

Darwin x Vylee was a thing ?

Your posts amuse me.

Yeah. For three years.

Nope.

Are you lying to me ?

Good to know my posts make you smile

quit being so new

I don't really lie.

Honestly Ban's ass is too flat imo

Tell me your love stories.

Try and stop me.

Thats exactly what someone lying would say.

tft?

Okay.

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What ?

5 k images is too much to sift through.

IS THAT TOUCH FLUFFY TAIL

Well, there was Jare...

I'm not playing Tera though.

Uh huh, whos Jare?

.

Just a boy.

Jare was a fur poster.
An odd one at taht.

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how the heck did u do that
i cant even get darwin to hate me

Oh, my GOD!!!!!!!!!! Kyle.

Mordin Imissed you

Fuck. I forgot I am still filtered.

yeah squash BLOW IT OUT YOUR ASS

And what did this boy do ?

How so ?

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Shoved ice cubes up his ass.

Rememeber when Bard cried over MGD?

good times man

I have no idea what you are on about.

Suicidal for attention was a common phrase.

i didn't realize how fucked up this game was when i was a child

HE'S NOT THE ONLY ONE WHO SHOVED ICE CUBES UP HIS ASS
IF YOU KNOW WHAT IM SAYING!

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Was a fun day to say the least.
I think me, George, and Reid also partook.

Anyone can do that.

Ah seems annoying

Like Mordin.

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He was all right, but the suicidal thing kept me away.

Whos the faggot posting that gray furry anyways? He reminds me of 2012

its an erio meme that is actually a GarEE meme

What would you have done if that never happened?

It was. I don't know what he is like now.

Stevan. Just ignore him.

I don't know GarEE.

Cuck Hal.

fookin finally

I didn't, it him.

oh that guy

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Yeah. Nobody really cared he was here a few hours ago either.

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Guero, sleep.

kid if u cant get urself attention here you wont last too long
its like a jungle sometimes
it makes me wonder how i keep from going under

Probably the same

But cucking people is wrong, Darwin.

SURE YOU DIDN"T

No one cared who he was until he put on the mask.

it's too cold squashie my poverty ass heat doesn't work very well
also i'm not even fucking tired because my body hates me

YOU SAID YOU CUCKED ME

It was Desu.

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Maybe. Most of the furs are vastly different from years ago.

Come here and get warm.

I asked Santa if he could kill Mordin for my bday/Christmas present and he said to not worry cause his life is already complete shit

Still though Mordin, McNooseyourneck

You don't even know santa you fuck, he doesn't visit minorities.

you drinking soto?

im just gonna wear my parka to bed when i get tired
i didnt wanna sweat into it but i just found out its gonna be even colder tomorrow anyway

And at a glance Jesus looked like a homeless dude. People just have a hard time recognizing greatness. See how far you get wandering about with your eyes closed.

cept for that bard dude.

Don't u kid me kid I fookin birthed you. Whose the most popular or toughest guy here?

Whoa, whoa watch your language

Your parents must have been mentally retarded or at least have had the IQ of Luka to raise you to act that way

I'm the most poopular and coolest guy here

i'm way too cool for school

I'm reformed now though :(

I'm sorry Darwin I love

At least I was raised by my parents.

I was too

I don't get what youre trying to do here

No you weren't.

What hasn't he done though ?

Did you even pay attention to what I told you about my family?

Are you that dumb? Do you want me to draw a picture or something?
I think it might help you understand

We are only human.

Managed to get good at Dota.

Bro I could tell. I can tell these things.

Getting heated?

Yeah sadly

Should I install my new cpu, gpu, and mobo tonight?

I actually dont own a heater in this room
Its raining outside and man it sounds godly with the window open, yeah its a lil cold but so worth hearing the rain tho

"Actually I'm fucking dead"

-Jackson

Uninstall your life.

Doing that seems fun so yeah

The fuck kind of house doesn't have central heating?

It doesn't get cold here so A LOT

95% of homes along the equator

It's kind of hard to even get central air without heating since they're all electric these days and a single unit that is both heating and cooling.

Thankfully, America isn't an equatorial shithole.

Maybe in Texas

A lot of place here don't even have air conditioner because it also never gets hot here.

I have both tough

I like having a conversation and pretending I know what i'm talking about.

Its good

may we please have a new thread

ehhhh, but it would take a while...

You and everyone else who is here.

NEW THREAD

NEW THREAD

NEW THREAD

NEW THREAD

NEW THREAD

NEW THREAD

NEW THREAD

NEW THREAD

NEW THREAD

It will be worth it

Shit won't matter once we live in bubbles. I can tolerate extreme heat and cold because of my DNA but there's no way in fuck I'd choose them if I can afford to pay for mild.