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get ready

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ikr

you're a special kind of scum, eh

Buy me the waifu jar

When is there going to be a "waifu in a box" rights movement?

KEK

you managed to target my main fetishes from those tags

you are a powerful foe indeed

let us tatakai

Kill me.

(Grim)
It's like the start of what will become the movie Her
and I really like that movie

me first

I hated that movie, so much.

I further regret my inability to not click links.

nah she's only in the manga
and she's not for FUG
too young

I'm sure that's why he probably likes them.

Do you not have feelings

I do. They were all pointing towards angry throughout the movie.

but she does the fugging
besides never too young

hopefully she appears next season

The robot cheating on the main character probably severely aggravated him.

...

HE DIDN'T DESERVE IT.

Kind of looks like Joe Biden.

How can we be an OTP if you'll be angry during romantic movies

That was definitely infuriating, but the fact that the robots found a way to just disappear into the ether and didn't even SORT OF BOTHER to upgrade the technology that humans had access to was also dumb.

Oh "you'll find a way to follow us" WELL THEN HOW ABOUT A HINT LADY

That's his secret

He's always angry

Give me it

Ask daddy.


ANGER
THROUGHOUT


It has to be a good romantic movie.
Also when did this otp stuff happen?
I don't even have your steam yet.

@10x

LOOK
HOW FUCKING CUTE

MY SECOND FAVORITE AFTER ESPY

You caused it

LOOK

I have not gone by the moniker of "bait", ever.

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Kind of all the Alolan forms are.
And every Pogeymens of BW.

Neato, if it doesn't have a garbo nature

By reskins I mean slight color changes, most Alolans are pretty different in design

It was also the blowing air thing

I was more talking about how they just palette swapped a lot of them.
I like the forms but just wish they were a bit less lazy.
More akin to Megas changes to one than just adding three hairs.

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well if you don't know every poke off by heart it looks pre cute, like, I'm not mentally comparing it to 100 others in my head

Vulpix was the only egregious one, MAYBE Meowth too but for the most part they're fairly unique

nintendo fucked up by adding a new mechanic to their games a few gens back

now they have to keep changing things to satisfy

basically going down the road to death of the industry

What the fuck is even up with Alolan Persian?

Ian. I found an adamant pikipek shiny. I was just ev training my solgaleo and ran into it after 8 chains. It has sjill link.

I think it's going with the theme of royalty breeding their pets to be all fucked up looking to distinguish themselves

Nice! Get you that sweet Toucan boi

?

Holy shit.
I figured out a way.

It is going to grim probably. I am hatching an abra of every nature with sync. That was how i got my adamant solgaleo.

Someone tell Cuckmonkey to fix his shit, btw.
I'm too nice to do it myself.

the what of the threads

I did the same.

hello are you back from work

That symbol represents Cancer in astrology.

oh that looks like pisces cuz 2 fish

im a cancer

It is much nicer than 1/25 chance of getting the nature.


2 hours left. Then walmart.

What, why give it away? Also I just caught a bunch with Quick Balls but that works too


It also looks like 69

It's a joke, see?
Because I was born in June, and am a Cancer.


Pisces is ♓.


Same.
That's really the joke of putting that there.

Aaah how?!

I will never use it

I bookmarked the fucking captcha page and fill one out basically whenever it fucks up.

The threads are already critical mass of cancer.

i guess we're compatible

Isn't Cancer explicitly incompatible with other Cancers?

Please link it

HURRY HOME

no way
wao


I was born in nov
am a scorpio ♏

is that ishtar


it was a joke

why do you have to be so quick to shut me down

Feku go kill our Immortal >

Really though.
Cuckmonkey needs to fix his shit.
Someone go hit him up about that.


It's spotty at best, just, like, fyi.


Neato burrito.

did it overkill yesterday?

i cant tell if it overkills anymore

Yeah.
Rin as Ishtar is token tsundere/just Rin but towards Gilgamesh.

Better than nothing~


I didn't overkill it
But I think you might have the day before

Ok nvm it's not overkilling anymore..

Just 'cos.


"Go kill our immortal"
These wounds won't seem to heal.
This pain is just too real.
There's just too much that time cannot erase.

Did Lillie console you

how much character personality is there in the rpg

i might have to play it


is it still instakilling for you


you should post more pics of lillie with a slightly perplexed but cute face

It's on the Japanese Play Store and isn't translated.
I attempted to play it and gave up because I didn't want to read constant guides to even know what I'm clicking on.

I just read some of the fan translations of the story events.

Tbh, I actually kind of like that Vylee calls me Lillie.

It's refreshing in a weird way.

@Lielie
They're rarer than you think, but there's almost 2k images in this folder and it's unsorted atm.

look at this stuff Rin

Oh, btw, it just kind of clicked earlier, but are you transjender?

What are these flashbacks D:


Not like that, I don't think


I can do it in time but it's not instant

lol i could barely get jubeat to work
fugdat.jpg


hi lillie

are most of them even good
or do you just save whatever

Not fixing it.


Kinda ruins the fun of breeding, tbh.


;~;

I try to make a habit of only saving images I'd actually want to share, but I know I'll have to prune it because sometimes I just get sick of saving and go through a few pages just saving basically everything.

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Yup
What gave it away?

Nothing in particular, I'm just creepy and read peoples posts, so I ended up putting it together based off some of your responses to things.

Probably coulda figured it out sooner but I never really thought about it.

this kinda ruined the song a little
for me atleast

whats your opinion on vocaloids?

When you gave a heart to someone who said they felt empathy for people who struggle with gender identity problems ^^

They're shit.

Tsunchi, that's your opinion on -everything-

Same thing as my opinion on other music, if it's well done I'll like it.

If you mean the individual characters, well, I'm contractually obligated to like Rin.
And the rest are just kinda there, really.


Also, this.


It's a good thing no one asked him.

.

Iprefer the original tbh

I hate how this artist basically just makes Rin a backup singer for Miku and Luka though.

Kinda bothers me on a personal level.

i dont really like their robotic voices
but i cant hate on them

they basically birthed a bunch of songs and utaite


is it only obligatory or do you really like rin

I guess I like her.
It's kind of a weird thing.

She's basically been my namesake for going on 6 years, so...

Fun fact: I'm called Rin because of the Vocaloid.

...

isnt rin a total dominatrix and himedere

kinda fits ;D

Truefax.

She was a blank faceless critter I could use to debate with someone on the internet.
Then it just kinda stuck, and now I can't get rid of it.

No?
Like, kill yourself if you genuinely think that.

There are things I like.
Vocaloids are not one of them.

Whos that?

T~T
youre too harsh
why cant you take jokes


i like how you dislike many things
it matches your character

miku and luka too popular

Maybe you just aren't funny.

I think they're all too popular at this point, honestly.

Cuckmonkey, can I post this video now?
After three posts of trying?

When in doubt, call him a cuck.


Btw, I prefer this one

Considering the only thing he really likes is himself and deflowering virgin girls, I really don't like the comparison.

I kinda hope people assume I'm cis but yeah, I reference the fact that I'm not all the time


You get a heart too ❤

You get a heart too. ❤

For being such a massive sweetie and so loveable.

Actually, take a few more. ❤❤❤

jokes dont have to be funny to have purpose!


ew a western normie did a cover


well you dont like most things thats good enough

gilgamesh is my favorite characters because

I'm a fan of Lindsey's cover.

I don't know about the virgin part, but that first part sounds fairly accurate

i just hate lindsey because
her stupid dances
her smug face
her expressions

but the cover sounds good

i can bear leaving it open in another tab

And his gay bestie, I guess.


That is actually offensive.

rogue one is a weak 7/10

the naked twi lek scenes though

Never really took her expressions as smug.
More like she was, like, enjoying what she was doing.

wired.com/2016/12/rogue-one-alt-right-boycott/

is that the gay bestie
thats a dude?


i just label it as smug because it looks like shes intentionally trying to annoy me

oh yes also the scene with the blond orange hutt with tiny hands at the top of a tower screaming about aliens

fucking libERALS

Enkidu, yeah.
Gilgamesh's mom tells him to take Enkidu as a wife after Gil has already fucked every woman trying to get married.

I know what movie im going to see tomorrow

whats the source material for all this

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Epic_of_Gilgamesh

...

Like the oldest surviving myth in existence.

No but in all seriousness holy fuck CGI Peter Cushings is the creepiest most off putting thing I have ever seen in my life

not even close test you retard

you fucks led me on

im a weeb i only look at weeb sources

In the actual Epic, he's not a trap. He's just a dude. The Nasuverse made him a trap because it's Gilgamesh's "wife" that copied the human appearance of the divine whore. The actual description of him in the epic has him as tall and strong as Gilgamesh. Narita actually wrote the character.

is he hot tho

Sumerians are sandniggers so probably not.

It's time we accept the force awakens wasn't amazing.

It's just A New Hope with a Mary Sue female lead.

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Buy me the waifu jar

do you get to choose your waifu

I don't know.

Troll waifu is best waifu.

Have you even seen the movie?

How can you even ask that?

.... No.

why did they make this a thing

I'm not playing with him for a while.

Everyone complains about him, but no one ever reports him for toxicity when the games end. He would be perma banned again immediately.

? . . . ?


I knew you hadn't for some reason

I feel sorry for him. At least 20% of me does. I like to hope he will become reformed on his own.

We are so N'Sync.

He will not. The perma ban on his other account taught him nothing. The experience in the Army taught him nothing. Sometimes you simply have to give up on some people.

Having said that, I do not really complain about him because I think it is hilarious how he bitches about everything that goes wrong.

Who?

me

You, Ian. You fucking gay idiot.

stop being so toxic Ian.

He's been in the fucking army?
What the shit, he actually made it THROUGH FUCKING BASIC????????!?!?!?

I tried teaching him a couple of times. He nods his head and runs screeching into the enemy anyway.

This is why you are

40% synced

Who?

The fucking gay idiot.

oh didn't see the new msgs

You did well, though.

More than most.

I am confused.

Colbs?

I can''t handle unlinked posts and talking to two people at the same time like that


goodbye sir

I originally typed Subtle but I don't think he's even here.

Good luck.

It has been a while since I Shen'd. A bunch of legacy skins came out so I snagged Yellowjacket.

I don't particularly enjoy tank v tank lanes. So monotonous.

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Shen is such a COCKBLOCKER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

pip pip cheerio?

New phone who dis

Hammertime.

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? . . . ?

...

...

Oh shit, he's back

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What else is there to even jokingly call him?

She*

Her name is Tina now.

The reassignment surgery finished so quickly?

The wonders of technology today.

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Tina just makes me think they do a shitload of coke and get beat by >her husband, Ike.

If I traveled west at an increasing speed, would I eventually reach a point where my weight would read a healthy number?

How fast would I have to go for that ???

What surgery? You do not need any surgery to call yourself "she" now. What really matters is on the INSIDE.

Tiny Tina

...

They call me tiny because i'm actually HUGE

Just eat a damn sandwich.

According to this graphic I found, I could balance the force of my tangential inertia on earth by moving about 700mph west.

Purely hypothetically, how much more do you think I'd weigh if I did?


I did earlier, not really hungry right now.

I guess tangential velocity is a better way to phrase it.

HUGE test

what does science say if you move east

Do not make Chris envious.

Really, Grim

#triggerwarning

You'd weigh less.

Like chromosomes?

oh gosh
this is my new mental image of you

...

...

Jesus is inside of me.

GRIM WHEN DID YOU COME OUT?

Excuse me

...

15 year old nezumi

...

This is a lie.

That video reminds me of Kitty.

it MIGHT have a vagina, so, maybe.


oh, no...

13 year old grim

first I bang the drum

then I bang your mum

But that's FUCKING RADICAL

its a piece of cake to bake a pretty cake

you have a vagina

...

I'm going to shove gravel into yours

No, he IS a vagina

might lurk from phone, gn

IF THE WAY IS HAAZY

FUCK YOU NERU

youknow you cant be lazy

Heres the grown up version

Never use a messy recipe

lol is the explosion real

when you dream of somebody saying something really clever and you halwfay wake up and toolazy to write it down and thinkyou will remember it next morning and you think and think of it but next morning you forgot andyou should have just written it down because it sounded really clever but then again it was your dreambrain that made it up and maybe itdoes not make much sense

I just sat through an 11 minute video consisting of a mathematician explaining why Secret Santa doesn't work.

I don't know.

NOW BREAK IT DOWN BITCH

LET ME SEE YOU BACK IT UP

your feet look pretty smooth
do you take care of them?

were you convinced by the end of it?

...

My daddy Darwin keeps them clean for me.

Neru, tell Echo to stop being so nosy.

Well, yeah.
It's a conclusion I could have easily come to if I took the time to care enough and math it out, lol.

I was curious, my attention drifted, it wasn't the primary intention.
Stop making me look bad.

nosy?

ill take b8 when i see it


well arent you a cutiepie

...

I will let him explain.

I too sleepy to feel nosy about your nosebusiness

when the filipino president says he has killed dozens of people
when its obvious that people were framed for rape
when its obvious that so and so was assassinated for leaking X docs
opened my eyes every day to see just how many people actually are alive and how careless/uneducated/ignorant people are
when youre making more money than both your parents in your 3rd month of trading but they still look at you like you aint got shit or know anything

kinda actually wanna die
all my irl friends either joined the military and left, died, or does drugs/drinks every night

even if it doesn't always work out perfectly secret santas can be kinda fun

Echo, stop being nosy

Good, it's hardly interesting.

Do not go to sleep.

mind you the 11k check in the mail today

Go to sleep.

It ended with someone asking her if she's ever done her proposed fix, and she just laughed and said no and "I'm notoriously stingy with presents."

I kinda chuckled.

whynot

so is this about kissy-me-dewgong-echo sc2 dramas

Stay up and BATTLE ME all night long

We're you're real friends now.

why you keep linking that nigger song

Are you MY real friend, test-kun?

I have no one to defend me against Echo's relentless bullying if you leave.

I claim drunkenness as an excuse.

youare just trying to take advantage of me while I sleepy

yeah, really big surprise there lol

have you done all your xmas shopping and such yet?

Eh, you're okay.

Dude, 10x, why didn't you warn me that it's midnight already?

yeah great. a group of people who do nothing but yell at me unless im doing something for them. talking to a lot of people here is like trying to talk to my parents, it doesnt even last a minute unless they have something to say to me


i like it

Nah.

...

I'm not really one for christmas shopping.
I only really celebrate it more than just getting with the family because of the kidlets, honestly.

Otherwise, I'd much rather just get together and have a nice dinner together.

Join the army, guy boy.

but niggers

It just turned midnight now! I didn't even know I was supposed to warn you lol

that one's me

...

i've been thinking about it everyday since i was at least 15. still unsure if i would go into marines/navy/af


i'm not actually racist, kef. i'm cool with them and on some levels can relate

y-you're ok.... (ilu squishy)

toofbrsha nana


Well, not particularly, I just lost track of time.
Nini.


Pff, silly.
Nini.
I realize I forgot the flower, so I fixded it.

go to the airforce so you dont die

thats how it works right

Do it and then start hating life for different reasons.

Running on 3 hours of sleep


feel dead

nini

its ok i work 2 double hour shifts in a row
gl friend

also goodnight kids

I have no idea what this means

I am undefeated against you, I do not need you to be sleepy.

see i like the air force and all and i could even get into their drone program but i would want to save lives firsthand and in person not from 100miles away in some base where im jerking it to old playboy mags and drinking whiskey
i wanna be in the shit if im there at all. the reason i'm even considering the navy is to go much deeper than the marines do

The trash talk.

I never go under 5 if I have to work the next day

I prefer to call it truthspeaking.

...

goodbye goblin


I mean you could

are you mentally and physically prepared for that?
how many hours do you have in arma?

isnt the navy just riding ships and planes all day

too tired and read "youre cold"
also im p sure i would actually not like it when i realize i dont have a gf to come back home to and start a family with. i dont plan on being one of those idiots who comes back and buys a new car and marries early then deploys again only to find out she cheated and have to get a divorce

When KissShot posts Vaporeon I don't like him


But when he posts Shinobu I wanna fuck him

Such is life

;; itis not my fault I suck so much at sc2

Goggles ruined Shinobu for me.
Permanently.

Destroy him.

YOU STARTED THIS

Well I wanted to fuck Goggles too so it makes sense

Black babies

What made you be able to type again?

2sleepy

Requesting cute girls.

...

...

Are my girls not cute enough for you ? !?!

They are talking about you in the Discord.

I said cute girls.
Not people I want to plow like a fucking field.

is it kissy against the world or


aa is it mean stuff

814 in arma3, ~110 logged on steam in arma2
arma is just a milsim though, not real life. i've done some things irl before and seen shit that people will NEVER get from arma in its current state


i feel like the girl in that picture rn
idk what is going on

I am rooting for the underdog.

They were laughing at the webm where you played Nunu and killed everyone, and then it was mean stuff.

...

Shoot your guns and pretend you're in the ARMY

i was just memeing you

i still see you as some military otaku

did you want the navy to become a seal or something?

You have good taste.

whoa is that webm still going around

Me against the world?

dont wanna get arrested though


seals would be cool but i dont think i could actually get in cuz spine probs

everyone is telling me to go win

Yeah, no one is ever on my side.
I am fine with it I am a lone fishdog.

It is really funny.


Only because you are mean to me.

american cowboy had problems too from wrangling dem bulls

HE AINT A QUITTER

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Then suffer or bite za dusto

I am nothing but nice and delightful towards you.

DID YOU FUCKING FLASH?

Sometimes.

you failed the empire and you let teemo live...

Yes but you like it when I'm mean and step all over you.

No.

i mean i already talked to marines corp nigs and when they asked if i had any medical issues i told them i have scoliosis and he questioned me about it and i told him how i had to get a back brace and shit for it. said i would have to get a waiver for it so i imagine i'd end up getting stuck doing some shit job for them
suffering


of wha?

Who is Feku? Someone tell me

kefoon
kef
kefu

He's a dirty old man

Depends on where I step

This doesn't help me at all.

got to fit in with the otherpeople on the server right

Are they not Blood-Chan?

...

She would of killed you if she didn't tumble into melee range.

he's someone i might have met if i didn't move when i was 9
just like how i might have met goggles if my parents actually had us move there


no lol

I feel the irony would be a bit thick if I dropped the conversation after you say people only talk to you for a minute, but to be fair I'm very drunk, so I'm drifting in and out and mostly focusing on voice chat.

Great image.


Play Nunu in NA. We will feed together, and it will be wonderful.

L-let kiss feed too
I have not played in a long while now.

thats pretty mendokusai


plz you lived on the mexican infested island

Ido not like nunu enough for that

I live by a lot of posters an haven't met any of them.

Me neither.


You are supposed to do this for me.

You're both faggots is why

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I have no interest in meeting Soto.

doyou want to lose

He lives like 4 hours from you, why would you ever

That coming from you

Yes.

triggered.

...

...

its fine
i've grown to not expect much from anyone anymore.


mendokusai? im not a jpn dictionary
i lived in a rich area on a golf course


i met 2 irl so far from threads. met at least a dozen randoms from 4chan including moot when 14 tho

One time I stayed two weeks at my pony friends house.


then his lake house

too many weebbmbmsus

y did u meet him ?

of course you did
how much % white are you


did he have a stable with an assortment of horsedicks for pleasure

I'll try for you, daddy.


D-did you kiss him?

Of course


No he wasn't even gay.

moot? because i thought it would be cool as fuck to
also i didnt know people who were much older than me and i wanted too


idk for sure


Test pls

he wasnt gay but he took horsedicks

hah sounds like something i would say

gay

Once Anonthony talked to moot it lost all meaning.

he a poster on the Holla Forums pony threads or ponychaN?

Oh. Did you have fun, though?


Thas me

same


He was the admin and moot was trying to dump all the ponies onto his board or something.


Yes, I met a few other people from the thread while I was at his house too.

sounds like /mlp/. I started up right before all that then migrated here to anime with pritty and scoot.

tfw still talk to him once a month on AIM
but hey i was the only underage there and lied to my parents to even get there to meet em


.

pretty sleepy now Iight bed in the sooner hour or so

/mlp/ was stupid and I never posted on it.


Sick nice

i have a few times but don't remember what it was about. I was never interested in it from the get go.

gonna go play gta but you might like this facebook.com/MemesTAOS/videos/1056917187753832/

Why are you posting dicks?


He seems happy

kimochiwarui

What

It's not just a dick. It appears as though it's a ballsack dick.

is it considered morbid curiosity to click that

it doesnt bother me that much
but pls spoiler in future

curiosity will get the best of some people sometimes.

...

aww u
well you didnt have to spoiler that one

I'm evil like that though. Gotta change it up so people take their change and click on kittehs since they are used to all the bad stuff in the open.

its like that 50/50 thing

too bad ill always click it
btw your filenames give it away i think

yeah, for now to both of the things you said.

Why do you save this stuff?

lol the laughs just made me find it funny until i realized it wasnt actually dead

i'm a professional shit poster and tripcode guy and webm guy.


i usually get the opposite reactions

i already saw dat from oodles

i always tell a friend of mine he don't have to worry if he sucks me off. the balls never will even come close to touching.

thats cute
im stealing it

kek

sup losers

Who are you ?

Steve.

...

Is SteveAn still dating Aeris?

reuters.com/article/us-detroit-election-ballots-idUSKBN1422KP

maybe your new best friend if you play your cards right.

what kinda loser fake-names themselves Steve?

...

this one made my throat tickle

Which one ?


I don't need friends.

my doctor was saying a woman could help me by entering my support circle

i wish i had like a cute caretaker wife
who took care of me and then sat on my face.

An.

everyone could use an attractive friend

Great


I don't need anything.

...

... you thought, until you met me

I've meet you before and seen your ass already.


I have nothing left

yeah im gonna start taking hry
hrt*
and pretend my penis is a stinky vagina.


I like it better that way ill just be honest.
i want to be a woman with a dank vagina

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