Nezumi thread

But isnt that rin's line?

that's where you're wrong kiddo

sexy

yeah lmao

I'm never wrong about anything.

garee has a 4 year old son

guess which ones me >~

kangaroos!

too bad this isnt an internet cafe :/
I would email you a pastry and we could have a hot coffee

all dose boigahs.....

I only eat Neru approved pastries.

So fucking lolz

...

...

? huh

Master !!!

Fam you totally missing out on all this Musaigen shit Ive downloaded

play games?

I remember saying gay things to you when I was drunk last night but I don't remember what it was.

i dont recall anything :/

...

oh

lulul buffs when

No

Looks good, shame it's not translated

W-With me?

SAIL

That was me Ban

Did you finish the folder? Also fite me.

Shut the fuck up, Manaka

It was not.

yes please~

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Ok let's play tic tac toe
You can go first since I'm so nice

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aaaa butI am trash

I have a very few images

overwatch?

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square p

Can you-gara give me a list of Neru approved pastries ?

The other person I play this shit with keeps removing me after he loses. I need to practice.

Ok

WOW HACKER TRYHARD

I'mma be mercy!

AAA THE TPOTATO SONG DID NOT ATTCH

EVERY OF THE PASTRY

do people hate losing that much

Boop

not even a favorite one ?

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if it has semisolidgoopy custard and sticky white sugary stuff itis good

succ2.png

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...

got it

you
me
neru approved pastry party

Time and place ?

...

Right now in thread
I'll be the pastry ./////////.

As much as we hate those animations you keep posting, yes.

Okay, you-gara start

I thoght you all loved them

I wish this was a dream so I could ./ / / .

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Gimme da nanas

*its a dream*

na

lol

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Did you guys watch the animeme movie of the year?

Ye

who hasn't?

I am too young for this why do I have to have these thoughts now

I actually haven't

Is it any good?

Just smoked like 4 bowls
Gonna need a movie lmao

...

nope

me

go watch it

It's probably one of shinkai's movies with the best ending.

:O

It's alright
Animation is good

What's it called?

Naurto.

boku no kimi no nawa

Oh my bad.
Narutomonogatari.

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youtube.com/watch?v=QhfEY1TlRQE

why ?

...

That is fantastic.

You-gara better not bee talking about my link.

HAHAHAHAHA

TIME TO DRINK

I KNOW WHERE THAT CAP IS FROM, YOU SLUT

I am.

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IT'S TUESDAY

AND 9AM
AND YOUR POINT IS?

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The one where they replace the word "bee" with Keemstar saying "nigger" is better.

Shut up.

A real human bean. And a real hero.

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What happened to all the catfam caps?

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u shot the enemy team reel gud with ur helix rokets!

Everyone gets the same treatment.

I know ALL the caps.

On top of my head, but my hair covers it nicely.

t-to m-much

K-Kimi mo

Do you ?

should I make more

Yes and then supply them to me.

Well, MOST of them.

I'll quit posting if more than one of you starts posting those monsters.

I need a sister meow folder honestly

I'm super sneaky though

Be reasonable.

I'll move into the pony threads again.

That one had ghost dicks involved.

Can I come with?
I haven't shitposted in pone whilst drunk in awhile

You would NOT.

Whats your point ?

Its JUST a ghost dick.

...

...

I WOULD

I hate everyone there though

...

I know, I know, I just wanna say 'YOU SLUT' everytime someone posts a porn cap I know of.

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Do you know what this ones from ?

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321

Post meems

after you KILL YOURSELF !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I was thinking of making one tbh

...

Not that one, since I wouldn't fap to that music girl person.

Nope, I thought I would, but nope.

Nope

...

...

You've failed.

...

I'm not gonna reply to posts that have nothing in them.

YO, YOU WANNA GET FREAKY AND PLAY SOME SPACESTATION 13?

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you know all he's thinking about is the next bamboo he gonna eat

I don't know what that is.

It is a game where you pick a role out of a million different roles, and get your head twatted in by some cunt with a toolbox.

I want an edgy phone case like this.

Looks weird.

Is multiplayer?

It is only multiplayer.
I always play as a janitor, and all I do is get drunk and mop up messes.

Like I do in real life.

I think i'm gonna pass.

...

:c

I'll bite. Server?

You gotta download BYOND, make an account, then LEARN the game; like... requires reading...
then I'll decide server.

I'm like 2 cans in and forgot how to play it so...

twitch.tv/gsl

i wont bite that's too much effort not easy enough

where u went? ;~;

STORK TAKE MY SCVs !

Convenience store

Learning game will happen during. No fun to read up on everything, then playing isn't any fun, just the reading. All else is set.

why don't they make a HD starcraft? ;~;
then one on stream is ultra pixelated!

They did it was called SC2

this is AMAZING

aha Iam only really into it for the BWAPI ai stuff

If you got anything easier, I'm down for that.

I'm on the way of relearning old skills.
If I can keep my focus straight, you're really interested?

Mhmm. For a couple hours, it's late in freedom land.

...that's all just new unit stuffs and lag and 10 fps
:c
that's not the original starcraft... in HD

Ohh
That stuff looked really cool

you don't like my games.

Wow, I actually didn't think someone would actually agree to my suggestion.

I have a better idea, ever played Epicmafia?

Not free and easy to play?

Its at least as good as the first.

No, but between Town of Salem and SC2 Mafia I've ~100 hours in that kind of game.

I bit on your Runescape suggestion too, but it got too grindy after I got my mining up to 55.

i dunno

just a little less playable.

And I forgot my account.
What about Don't Starve Together?

Don't own it.

What do you have on Steam?
I'm a little lost on focus and SS13 ain't loading up.

Nothing important got cut off.

I really need to get Leeg, don't I?

I actually got Starcraft but never really played the multiplayer.

Need a pad for Skullgirls.

Left 4 Dead 2 seems fun.

...

Yeah!
:D

It is okay, not a huge fan.
I've not played L4D2 much, mostly just 1. Could try it, depending on how long download takes.

OH god, loaded up Space Station 13 and it is as janky as I remembered it.

Nightmare
Material

You know I'm just going to play drunk, play as a tank and have a 50/50 of feeding or kicking everyone's cunt in, right?

hmph

That's completely fine... there's plenty of those to go around.

Oh, I'm in Paradise Station, btw, chatting to people. On SS13, actually making an effort this time.

I shall join, but I'll have no idea what's happening for some time.

Best just observe at first round
Chat shit. Then ask if you can be a downie assistant.

I am a clown, ready to wreak havoc. Giggles is my name, prepare yourself. I shall click all the things

Do clowns have an objective, or am I pointless?

Why do I stink of vomit and subway?

Yeah, to be a whimsical prick
An enemy to the janitor

...

So throwing crap on the ground and being obnoxious is my goal? I've been quite successful.

morning

We ShitpostingStation13 now

hi

I cannot put a space in the chat, ideas?

...

Nevermind.

I think I killed a man in the garbage disposal.

Enjoying getting your shit kicked in?

Waking up is the worst part of sleep.

She's just waking up.
Nothing else is happening there.

You perverts.

youtu.be/wvNjNqLMNiU?t=7m46s

dont be a baby

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neru wth is this

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I killed a man, and shot the body out into space. But I've now been apprehended. It is sad.

luka, luka, luka.... whats on ur mind, dear?

these filenames are even worse than my yumefolder

My job is done.

B A S E D J A N G O
Got off with murder.

Have you played this game before?

No, but I clicked things repeatedly until I smashed someone in the garbage disposal and shot them through the air lock and then killed someone with a metal pipe. I was arrested, then just spewed lies to the cop, and have now escaped on the shuttle. I think I did well.

Everyone went ham on the shuttle, I suppose that's because it's already 'game over'?

You did well, yes.
But you know you're probably get banned, right?

RDM is a thing.
There are different modes.
Harm and friendly.
You probably got harm on, like a nutjob.

I get harm ons regularly.

I figure I'll get banned if I keep it up, but the first garbage disposal thing was not understanding how that thing worked, and after I was just playing with the insane clown idea.

That's when you get an erection from beating people right?

Still won the round.
So yeah

To 'win' as a normal/friendly role do you simply need to make it onto the escape shuttle when it launches?

Ok Dusty, Gonna play a civilian, don't murder me pls.

Just hope that the antag is too stupid to not complete their goals.

I am a librarian. What do I do?

erections and lillie fit perfectly :^) get it?

Come visit my library
It's boring

...

...

h-hoylyy fufck

oh you haven't died yet, too bad

gm spoilers

...

OHHHH

...

Lillies are for hug, not for fug.

Who is that semen demon in your image?

Comfy as fuck

...

So, just business as usual in the cargo pit.

I watched a clown drag a body through my library and reported it to the authorities like a good little boy. Then I got a tomato thrown at me and a different dude puked all over my library.
Didn't think it'd be such tough work.

does this mean Ican be am accepted into furthreads

Tbh, Emo-punk queen Lillie is actually kind of super adorkable.
I'd probably still love her.

CODE FUCKING RED
I still have no idea what's happening

What even are you two playing?

Space Station 13

And one can get it where?

cavestory.org/download/cave-story.php

Is this Red Dwarf?

Yes, that's cave story. Everyone's played cave story.

spacestation13.com/
Follow directions

Do they just keep asking for beer? Or do you just deliver it anyways?

u havent played it enough

There is literally nothing I could do in it that I would not have done already.

But whatever you say.

Will do.

Actually, I was going to ask what server, but I just searched Lillie's tag on Pixiv so I'll be half gone for the next forseeable future.

both

Heine Lunasea or how it's spelled in this image, from fairy tail

Nuh.

look rin, we aren't going to have more lillies otherwise. I have to do it for the sake of brightening the world you don't understand the pain of being the sad man, of being the batman

it's meow

We don't need more.
Only the original would be the real Lillie.

...

Welp, short lived cargo job.

Wow. I love this game

RIP doggie
They keep saying there are aliens and janitors are welding everything shut; spooky.
I'll come visit you in jail.

more rin, more

hey meow

More what?

Which cell are you in?

what's happening captain?

It was obligatory for me to save this, wasn't it.

After this page, I'm gonna play some FFXV

I managed to finally get my hands on some phone Internet again.

Hello everyone. I doubt anyone missed me.

lillie, you nerd

hating everything, what's happening with you?

Cargo ain't in the escape pods. I'm worried.

GET TO THE ESCAPE PODS

Like, your buddies? I'm in it.

I noticed your absence at least.
It didn't really feel long enough to start missing you.

But only the one is real.
So more is pointless, they won't be the same girl, no matter how you look at it.

Lillie is not for fug.

yes, yes lillie is. u fuggin crazy person

Who are you, sorry?

The cutest poster

I'll play more later. It is now morning here.

Good luck.

Was the only cargo employee who got to the escape pod. ;-;

I'm nearly done with this noodle folder
I love her

I thought you were the cutest poster?

Pervo.

Rin lol.

No, that's you.

thats my gf :)

Oh hey Rin. How has everything been here? Did I miss anything?

wew sounds like a cute bother! you clearly need to learn how to do both pets and folder making at once

yeah I would say that's fair

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Honestly, just more of the usual, as far as I've noticed.

How ya been?

I have not been feeling well at all the last few weeks. Just more to support my claim that this has been the worst year of my life.

2 cans, 2 cigs, ready to pass out; let's do this.

Where can I do the most harm?

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very smug snug

Hello neru. How goes the games and stuff?

I AWAKEN

SMOG

I WILL CHOKE YOU WITH MY LOVE

uuuuuu

This will be a SCANNER thread lest you stop it.
Poster below me will be the hero.
STOP
THE
BLIGHT

its cold why cant the world just burn

HELLO CHALLENGER
YOU COULD ALWAYS SET YOURSELF ALIGHT

you could drown yourself in despair
that seems fit for you

Scanner, don't strive to be a shitter.

mmmm sweet loli warms my heart and soul

I would if I had a gag reflex!

did you suck too many cocks or something?

It is just a day off where I can be a shitter.
Normally I'm quiet, but right now, WHY DO ALL THOSE CRAZY CUNT HAVE ALL THE FUN

YES AND MORE
LET ME TASTE YOUR TEETH FROM THE INSIDE

LILLIE IS NOT FOR FUG.

You're usually fairly boisterous, though.

I TAKE AND I REFACTOR
BRING ME YOUR POOR AND BROKEN

one can hope

you can't tell me what i can and can't fug only the law can and the law says i can't so yeah she is for snug

I drank a bit too much, played ss13, passed out in the bathroom and ready for round 2.

what

you cant fuck 2d characters theyre for fap. face reality and use lolis to fap. in turn fap circulates blood and body heat. das warmth

I can't argue against snug.

You weren't out for all that long, man.

You may just be in the wrong place.

I sucked your dad's cock.

...

Feels longer.
Considering.
You seem so much more chill, do I remember you?
I'll talk normally with you.
I did a nightshift, as usual, working in a toystore; up to christmas, ans there is a 3 for 2 boardgame thing going on, and I have to deal with the restock and the waste... hence my nonsense.

...

Talking to my crush directly is scary

reality is cruel but lolis will help you pull through

Btw, I'd be team skull too, if they had a better antagonist.

Same, the alcohol helps. And hinders.

Like an abusive mother.

What about awoo

Something you'd like to attain but can't possibly reach, a true motivator.

Awoo is solid, in my book.

...

I'm Rin, love.
You definitely do know me.

Sounds shitty, I know I hate working the xmas season.
People seem to think it gives them an excuse to be massive shitheads.

Guzma is basically my favourite antagonist in the series.

thanks for pointing that out. if i were to kill myself at this point would i gain happiness?

I DONT GET IT WHATS WRONG ABOUT THIS ELI

I'm so sorry, I have very little power of what I have; so, I drink and go to my stomping grouds.
Something I love, something I can abuse, hold, kiss and eat and strangle and oh god I need better hobbies.

I love it, more work, more booze, more routine.

And it is a shame that they can't flesh out antagonists in the pokemon series, but it is probably gonna be mewtwo from the film series.

You'd gain nothing. You must not kill kill yourself, but cannibalise yourself constantly.

Death is a permanent solution to a trivial problems.

Rebirth is a trivial solution to what is inside you.

But... there is a way; I'm on the leg of what we want, what we need, what we are lacking and find wanting.

A solid awoo

This is the best we got now.

i dont believe in rebirth anyways besides a permanent solution sounds easy.

also pokemon's full potential is hindered by the rating tag

loli is snug not fug

Lol arbys vaginas

yes snug indeed especially when fug in snug spot

no stop only snug

Was you the guy who was trying to talk me down?

I forget, anyway, potential depends on who sees it. Much like quantum theory.

My stats are GARBAGE, I will never win a tourney, but I will always get to show off my Mew which I got from Mystery Gift to the uneducated.

But hint hint, I will get Pokemon moon soon, don't worry. soon as they have pokemon bank up.

...

Do you need something more than a response?

Because I will give it to you.

Loli is for pure snug, affection, and adoration.
Loli is a strictly no-lewd zone.

...

...

Nigga, you post here for a reason.
You fit in here like a lubed dildo into a carcass

...

Peins dragons

...

Loli is disgusting in all forms.
Loli is bad and you should feel bad.

No.

I... don't, though.

I wouldn't mind having a daughter, but I know it'll basically never happen.

On one hand, I wanna drink and smoke more.
On the other hand, maybe I should stop?

Is up to you, really, I just feel really fighty because I got issues. Issues everyone has, but I don't handle well, like a load of something.

Kaaaaaaay~

...

The dream

Hence the niceness.

You do have a daughter, Rin.
Yourself. Cherish what you have.
Cherish yourself. You're goddamn sweet that you could be anyone's daughters, so why not be your own?

No. broken matt hardy. I will not delete. Loli is as bad as furry shit.

Lol

Your dream, my nightmare.

furries can rot
lolis are another subject

Lolicons and furries pls gas chambers

My porn > your porn

my porn > all porn

I can go maximum weeab with my car's paint job. :3c

Let's adopt.

Kinda a weird sentiment, but thanks.
You're not a bad guy.

I fucked up, sorry.
I JUST LOVE BEING ROTTEN

furry is best

i mean look at this sweet ass

Please kill yourself moogs. Degenerate scum.

I'm only a bad guy if you trust me with anything that has to deal with hand to eye co-ordination.

sweet pucker

I need you to take this dart, and throw it at the target through this wall covered in sensors that'll detonate the building if you miss that tiny, dart-sized hole.

Stop. Furrfaggotry is disgusting.

Yah, no, burn everything.

Or else I'll actually try tha-

rin, rin, rin...
I do know you..
I can't remember...

...

STOP

Entropy will do that.

Go back to pones.

...

...

George, wanna call?

Go back to /crippling depression/ general.

If you ever stay still long enough, those horrible thoughts appear.

That's a defence mechanism against what would appear, what you think would appear.

The dead. The silence. That if you not your judge, who else?

Or is that just me?

I'm already here. Hello Scoots.

We could use a surrogate

...

got something planned or something

not just you

My internet seems ok enough to Dark Souls.

im good

...

:(

I SHALL JUDGE YOU AS I JUDGE MYSELF

YOU ARE FUCKED UP, BUT THAT'S WHY WE LOVE YOU. IF YOU DO LEAVE, YOU WILL LIVE ON WITH WORD. I REMEMBER MOOGS.

im feeling too lazy, sorry

GG no RE

Look in your discord.
The one name, "Lostalgia", that's me.

I mean, if you know someone willing to.

It's cool.
I'm just playing OW.

I thought the government had things for this o.o

Sorry, drunk, it's hard; I'm a very bitter, jolly, fresh and rotten person.

I show my love in a weird way.

Hurt me, hurt me like no other.
LEAVE A MARK.

You know I'm going to pass out on your floor, right?

have fun

its alright. i appreciate it

Oh wow, you're rin, but you changed your name so many times; and I'm only drunk and can post once a week.

I love you man, and I know you came from ksg but I can only lean r and remember so many aliases.

And when you wake up in a bathtub if ice in Camber Sands, lamenting the pain and minus a atring if organs. Do not be surprised.

I don't want a surrogate I don't know.

YOU'RE TEARING US APART, SCANNER.

I didn't come from KSG, lol.

I'm an ex-Alice fag.

Average hangover.

So long as I got my ipod, I can make it back to work.

You forget, part plastic scouser, past somalian.

Longer. Longer. Longer.
You had an older name, no?

No.
My name comes from the fact that I originally posted pictures of Rin Kagamine.

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SCOOTS, I got it this far for being an absolute retard. I think Is hould be allowed a bit more expectation and odds since I lived with muslim/czech immigrants, violent dives, a bad childhood and Lovecraftian horrors.

It is only through social moores I haven't ate my manager's flesh.

aboop

I am the captain of my fate.
And I am the master of my soul.

At least I make a better, more amusing dumbass than you.

Dirty foreign scum, you get what you deserve. With those genetics how could you not be a societal degenerate.

With those genetics, you chose to be a waste of space.

20 seconds, beat that.

Scanner, insulting me isnt a job for a part time John. Just stop abdul.

K

harambe vs halalbe

Wouldn't want you to hurt yourself.

... but I can go and get more booze and cigs, can I?

Is just an occupational hazard.

Well what you do in your free time is your business

Have you got that webm of those monkeys dancing to a sort of remix of 'Dicks out for harambe with Trejo'?

Your shit is magnifcient.
No sarcasm.
You are doing god's work.

O#d cut myself just to show I mean serious business.

Rin, since you are an old one, I promise to bleed for you as I do with others, just remind me that you are Rin from time to time.

I forgot the times we had.
Did we talk much?

Sorry I made it your business, got a little carried away

I just... there is so much to day and so little time.

Is just... you know, and I know, we both have shitty lives. And we curse the powers above, in our own subjectives ways... you know when I think it ends? When we are both happy, till then, we are here.

I don't think we did very much, no.

Hence the lack of memory.
Don't worry, you'll be remembered by more notable people

amazon.com/dp/B01N3Q3ZQQ/ref=strm_fn_193_nad_88_2?th=1

What is the most positive thing you can think of, right now?

And no bully, or else you give me a reason to bully you.

For me, I want that specific moment where I feel like a god, after a few pints. where I'm willing to learn and do anything and still maintain composure

Better thought. At least I'm not on the dole / welfare.

Fuck it, passing out, nini, will regret everything tomorrow

sleep well scanner

Are you in an anxious/paranoid mania right now?
Whats the best thing at the minute/most positive thing? Right now, for me, is either watching a movie/anime and simultaneously IMing someone, playing games and boozing.

Ah, good old crippling depression.

i really want a pile of good food to share with my friends and then maybe a cuddle puddle afterwords
thats the life man
also lower electricity bills

This sounds like literally the best thing ever.

Well. Bye scan.

I want a cute boyfriend who chills with me and a house on the edge of town by the woods with some dogs.

cool

I could never do that with my friends, too masculine

Eh we on about "where do you want to be in 5 years time?"

Hopefully be well into paying a mortgage on the house, advanced in my current employ/moved career, have gotten a significant other and/or 8 more cats... and the androgynous borderline psychopath cleaning robot i am promised by anime

...

...

i dont suppose you have an amazon prime account.

I don't use Amazon, but might in the near future.

How disgustingly relatable.
Just looking at the right to buy on housing.
Up to 70% off is tempting.

I need to adult in the new year for sure.

hm

cute pic

I'm considering investing in building one of my own.
I'd love an A-Frame.

Only one from that guy I actually like.

i like a lot of bad shit though

A-frame

?

Nah, I feel ya.

One of those triangle houses.

This.

fucking spamers making me press buttons

I need more SFW shit.

and swedish fish is not a bannable offense jesus

Ah looks neat

Should be.

stop doing it

it's only slightly amusing to see

I actually haven't reported anyone in a while.

I report everyone, including myself, on a daily basis.

listen here NERD
everyone here is GAY
I'm GAY
YOU'RE GAY
We're all GAY
so grab your best friend and grind your little GAY hips into them and cuddle the ever loving FUCK out of them

DO I MAKE MYSELF CLEAR, GAYBOY?

Wow a gay?
Posting here?
Wow

ordered the card

Buy me things.

shut up you gay

Bi-curious.

im poor now nigger. i wanted to get myself a shirt too but now i cant

Wow.
Seems a bit gay for my kind of cuddles.

Whoops, forgot my trip.

Buy me things when you have money again.

SHUT UP GAY

I-I'll show you g-gay...

get me my shirt

Maybe one day.

I buy you enough.

amazon.com/metalhead-memes-tee-Egyptian-T-shirt/dp/B01N074WXR/ref=pd_rhf_eetyp_p_img_5?_encoding=UTF8&refRID=KVG8JGM2NS4R55F4XEY4

:'(

Sorry, I am a poorfag so I only got enough for myself.

its okay daddy

Oh, is it that time of the day?

oh god

...

...

I'm ready to cash in my "whatever you want" thing.

what do you want

Don't worry, daddy's gonna give you lots of love cummies later. But right now he has to do exercise.

Either a Sona ref sheet or beast porn.

have fun

is this for the shirt or what

Did the furfags leave

no

For when I got you XCOM and you said you'd do anything.

Muri desu

fine

You dont' seem to happy to do it.

but i will

I don't want to make you do it if you don't want to.

Words of a beta cuck

i can at least do a sketch for you

Eh, I'd rather the whole thing if at all.

blarg

Fuck off

Side shot of my sona getting railed by a big 'ol german shep would be nice~

im not as well practiced with animals. so im not gonna promise a specific angle

It's all good.
Just make my character in a bit of pain from taking the knot.

of course. ill let you know when i start

...

where can u get a cheap drivers license

asking for a friend

Cereal box.

You're a serial box.

...

ew

Wh-who told you about my box's serial code?

That eupho made me so emotional ~_~

Sources.

*pies on my router*

Well, as long as you don't know what the actual serial code is.

1M-AH0K4-D45U

You don't?

Y-yeah!
I too have a router that runs so hot I can regularly bake pies on it...
Wh-who doesn't!?

Fucking normies r-ruining my internet!

Thank god that you do not know.

Make you emotional, duh.

Me too, I didn't know I'd get this when I decided to watch girls blow on things!

I have a pi on my router

My friend told me to stop making pie jokes once.

So I started making pi jokes.

You do

Asuka will play at Nationals
Reunited with father
It has to happen?!

...

Mad lad

I better hope so. Kinda wonder about Kumiko's sis tho.

Yeah..

She'll go to Nationals too
And witness them
And it'll be amazing

Next episode soon, right?

Tomorrow apparantly

New

Ah

What else chu followan?