ITT: We pretend to be liberals

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this is why people say leftists aren't funny

I'm white

Rowling isn't a right-libertarian. She's a blairite.

this post has layers

Piss-poor.

There's a difference?

I'm an opressed minority, now give me that white pussy

Black Lives Matter! We need more Black-owned businesses!

We also need more women CEOs! Women are not represented equally among the oppressors of the poor and working class!

If you disagree, you must be one of those mean Trump supporters or awful leftypol brocialists!

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Hillary would have been a fantastic president.

She was the accelerationist candidate

I know many of you come disadvantaged backgrounds, broken homes and poor households. I also know that many of you are probably on food stamps, and that your single parrent has probably often gone hungry so you could eat. And I'm well aware that many of you have been dealing with a lack of opportunities, social stigma and a discriminatory justice system.

However: I'm a butch other-kin tri-gender mtf trans-nigger (white-presenting) body-positive demisexual queer person of money (poor presenting). According to the rules of the progressive stack I am the least pr-vileged person here.

Therefore I have the right to hold a three hour monologue about how silicon valley should have more transgender bathrooms.

North Korea isn't communist.

S T O P

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Don't raise your fist unless the Nazi threat is legitimate!

Alt-right aren't real Nazis so punching them in the face is wrong and only makes you just as bad as they are!

We need a huge NON-VIOLENT uprising. BERNIE 2020!!!!

Trump has been in office for two months - THIS IS HOW BERNIE CAN STILL WIN.

Trump is a new-age communist dictator. Look at how similar his propaganda is to that of the early Soviet Union.

Anarchists are all agent provocateurs. We need to be PEACEFUL and NON-AGGRESSIVE in everything we do, like voting and signing petitions.

I'm a member of Justice Democrats.

We must support North Korea in their battle for anti imperialism

I missed your posting

I'm one of those Marxists who skipped Marx & Engels and went straight to Mao

Uhm excuse me, we call them POC

People of crime

traps aren't gay

I'll suck you off if you turn into a lib like me.

Yaaassssssssssssssdssdsss Queeeeeeeeeeen

hmm yes tell me more louis ck