Remember to bury your fetuses

but pants r meant to stay on

never

what's so funny about it?

it's not the old funny mummy movies ;~;

was their dick smol

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nah they want it serious so that they can connect it to the reboot of van helsing

there's gonna be a new van helsing?

You missed the horribleness that was SteveAn.
It was like watching a train wreck that you couldn't look away from.

huh.
who even is that

→

A man with the uncanny ability to shit words through a keyboard.

mhm

Cringe-gara

steve was so based ;;

Also STOP POSTING PICTURES OF ME !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

...wait which van helsing are we thinking here?
that movie with wolverine guy in it and kate beckensdale as he fights with cross bow and trench coat and witches hat?

I only ever took like 3 caps of SteveAn, mostly because he didn't ay anything small enough for me to cap.

And you are ?

yes, they are going to make a movie universe starting with the reboot of the mummy to essentially create a helsing universe where there will likely be a movie for every monster of classic literature/movies. frankenstein, dracula, so on

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Alt+255

Thats not a name.

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That's the joke.

Not a very funny one.

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hmm... sounds like it could be interesting... :s

The idea was to be pretentious.

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Stop that.

My ego won't allow it.

The man was dumb as hell but hilariously overconfident in his grandiose claims.

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How can you-gara let such a small thing stand in your way ?

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i think i'm having panic attacks

hopefully it's beetter than batman v superman's start to a cinematic universe though justice league looks awesome

If you die can I have your stuff ?

I keep thinking you're Manaka.

me on the right ♥

yeah the aquaman part of the teaser looks kewl! oh and that little kid gets to be flash! a Kid in justice league
:3 oh yeah i guess new spidey is kid too...

interesting making justice leaguee out of half adults and half kids.
ironman no longer has armor, and uh superman missing ;~;
so bats has to talk to fighting aqua guy in a bar

spidey and flash kid will prolly be best of buds tho!
:D

Yes?

Because I don't listen to my Id.

Listen to me and use a real name.

just inflating you

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Which one?

One that I know.

Inflating me?

I don't have that much stuff.

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u said ego?

This is the most common, then.

If my ego gets any bigger my house will need a second story in order to hold it all.

Man I was hoping it was someone that I hadn't seen in a long time

Glad to disappoint.

...

this chart is accurate

that's a good thing! bigger house! do moree in

I'm aware.

Bigger house means more to clean, nah.

Its not your fault.

A joint effort between us both.

smaller house = easyer to dirty

I have beakwawfat

A three bed two bath is big enough for only one person. A second floor is unnecessary.

neru i swear you have gotten more and more indecipherable over the years

Eat it before it eats you.

He does it intentionally to be xd kawaii uggu totally irl anime girl.

?????

why

House was essentially given to me, had two roommates to split the bills. They both got gf's that made them get their own houses and shit. So now I've an empty house.

something something cupcake

Why has it gradually gotten worse though

Cup IRL

cute pic
:)

no plans for it?
paying for such a big place must be costly?

yes that pic totattly!

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mc filet of fish

Mc poisson en fille?

Where is Soto?

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Meh. I got a much better job than when those two were here. With just myself the utilities cost about 500-600 a month. Insurance is about 3,000 a year.

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first snow today
lame

lulu buffs when

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can i see ur butt

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you're gay

Poison? in fishes?

no

your boyfriend has pictures of my legs saved though

Neige-t-il où vous vivez?

Poor Sotos

Drink and post boipussy.

I used to enjoy it when I was little but now it means I'm stuck walking until it melts
my bike can't really handle snow so well :/

whoops. that was in my CTRL+V.
THis is what i meant to paste
patch.com/california/banning-beaumont/banning-teen-to-be-tried-as-adult-for-raping-two-girl895b301b3f

alright that's lame
good enough reason
get a car

:*( show me ur butt tho

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poisson is fish.

you have nice pics
very fancy and stylish!

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yeah i like em

thats not ur butt

my face at that!
pic related!
a car would be fucking amazing
just I can't quite afforrd to gas it or insurance for it And I don't really ever have to go more than 5 miles at a time and havent really all year

Someday I definateley want one I bet they would be super useful though...

is too

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oui. Beaucoup ici dans la région de chicago

kek

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?

ban you're the cutest girl

and you feel like downsizing, to net you more profit, will not help your situation anymore than you already have, since you're not really doing much anyways? so no need to?
you're completely comfortable?

meow

yeah... i googled.
just poking you a bit.

:O bamboo tank is alive!

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Chicago? Ne vous faites pas tirer et faire la neige rouge. ekekekeke

yeah insurance is garbo
mines gonna be expensive

yeah but shhh keep it on the down-low

It would be nice to have a woman here cleaning and cooking for me, for for the foreseeable future I'm self sufficient.

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What do you drive?

ur pics are getting lewd tho! >~<

Where is your wife right now?

that's an interesting image

Yes.

Sup Kitten

jeessie james best promokon characters

Ain't got none.

Cynthia

just got home ^^
how are you?

Where would they be? *

i'd rather not say

its just anime tiddy
and art i guess
im sure this is considered tame by this group's standards

i like a lot of the images in this folder but i cant post em on the other bread

i'm gonna go buy some alcohol real fast brb

oui oui

Bien, pas à Chicago, juste dans la région générale.

oh ok

:c

yeah, it's interesting
kind-of a realist art style that doesn't fall into uncanny valley

Ah Sûr. Il fait froid aussi? Aussi désolé, je ne suis pas si bon en français

get out

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lawl

Not here, currently, and I've no plans to pursue anyone anytime soon. Job's taken priority now.

Google français est tout ce que je sais, sauf quelques mots. Ouais, c'est un peu froid. Pas -20 comme il ya quelques années mais 0 maintenant.

at least the job doesn't make you unhappy?

It pays well. And promises me a better position with even more dosh soon. But more or less just tolerating it.

forgot to link

Il peut descendre -40 ici. En ce moment, c'est un blizzard. Yucky

what will you do with your newfound riches once being promoted?

Buy more booze, probably.

horrible. Only the wind chill here is like that.

what will you do on christmas?
besides work and drink of course. :3

is that bad?

mhm

yucky
i live near toronto, but i get all the lake effects because i live in the snowbelt and i want to die

also the only thing i really know how t o talk about in french is the weather lol

ree

Nothing, probably.

i can complain right?
but i can't really stop ya.
do what you want... i personally would rather stare at something more decent.

what, are you near toronto too?

im not that far

square

i hope you'll at least be here in thread.
trapped with all of us~

ke shi shi shi shi shi

Meh, depends if my friends are throwing another party.

yes.
i'm clean and pure... i don't do bad stuffs... like smoking or drinking or swearing

tfw mouse breaks
tfw had a warranty
tfw the website where you file a claim is under maintenance
tfw going to be playing on i7-6700k and gtx 1070 and 144hz monitor that arrived with...$10 mouse

obnoxious

...

What're you gonna play?

well why the fuck not?

where are your friends these days?
working and drinking by themselves too i guess?

at least im not evil.

i want to not put uh... bad stuff in me... i'd rather stay clear of mind and healthy.

Elsewhere.

*hugs tight*
nini Total biscuit~

dos equis is fuckin' gross

Aite,,, north or south of the city

implying you're healthy also implies you don't leach of the system and abuse government funds

y-yyou're not gross tho uwu

so is putting stuff in your butt trevor but we dont judge u

Hai again

Northwest

Luka~!

Uh oh.

no YOU"RE FUCKING GROSS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ha lo

200 dollars well spent.

Let's go on a blind date, your treat.

is grim still in thread?

:(

Oh god.
I don't even know who you are I'm going to scream stranger danger.

why is noodle so perfect

The feeling when you blow 200 dollars on drugs

That's why it's a blind date
I don't know you either, fag

I remember when you used to be straight
By next year you'll be trans

[attention]

I'm a little angel and YOU"RE A SEMEN DEMON !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Luka-chan :( why are you ignorng me?

hi there user ^_^

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I was never straight when I posted in this thread,

I had had many boyfriends before this place

you havent talked to me in so long.
why do yu hate me now? : (

Does having a boyfriend make you gay?

I've already drank almost half of my Captain Morgan bottle.

ALL AROUND ME ARE FAMILIAR FACES, WORN OUT FACES, SOMETHING SOMETHING.

wait really

what hate?
._.

you never alk to me anymore. why are you so mean to me anymore
:(

You use 2 be so nice

Worn out faces

[attention] all you want. Whenever I see 50$ tax on my paycheck I can only think you're enjoying everyone else's hard work and then complaining in thread when something isn't pure enough for you or that you're the holy saint of being holy
Literally the pinnacle of degeneracy
You can force the horse to water to drink...

Where EXACTLY do you live, I'm very nervous.

Yes I dated Karma from the pony thread for like a year before I posted here.

Would it be gay if I held you down and put my penis in your mouth ?

im not mean to you user.
im right here still, aren't i? :)

im not fuckin saying that lol
trust me, id be more scared of you than you are of me
unless you're like, intensely autistic or something

well I mean that one's deifnately gay
but what if you got a boyfriend ithout knowing they were a boy?
and didnt do the sex?
is it still gay to have a boyfriend?

k

you havent said hiy on steam in ages. its not kind of you if i hacv to come here to talk to you only sometimes

I'm a 5'1 white girl bud

well then
i was severely mislead when we were in voice you little shit
also why are all my friends gay as hell

don't ignore me you bitch

The burden of initiating a conversation is also on you too, user :3

and i don't want to feel like the one being left out... is that too much to ask? for me to be loved too? should i instead live with being unloved and sit on sidelines silently as others get love and i don't?

im a five pound nurse
pretty harmless bruh

I can't fucking under stand your post right now

*penis in mouths u*

U wanna voice right now ?

I'm pretty drunk

i have. they never reply and they say thay will after a bit.

Was it me who ignored you ?

I'm having probalemd doing things

Okay. FINE. Do you live near Barrie?

I'm almost always online if you ever wanted to msg me~

You wanna trade bodies or something? sometime?

it was

yeah, thats where i went to college actually
thats where you are?

i think ii am just want to move on. im sorry, but you arent kind anymore.

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Isn't that Luka in a nutshell, though?

*pat pat*
there there~ let it all out little one.

I didn't mean to everything is hard right now

*touches butt*

..i know. but...
i want to see it
i want to feel it, be reassured...
it's difficult to accept... when they choose me.. only occasionally?
why are they being so distant to me? i want them... but they only want me... some times? u_u
the distance and space... only makes me want to demand it more... so they don't just fade away.
...if i stopped demanding, and asking of them... they'd just...
fade away from me.
i don't want that.
...i know you like me. but i just don't want to lose you.

oh my
are you hard as well?

i dont live there anymore, chill
im not far off but im not swinging by anytime soon

EVERYTHING is hard

nah man i gotta go to bed shortly
need to wake up early

This has to be copypasta.

I'm pretty flacid right now tbh but you could work hard at changeing that

plase dont be so mean.
luka might not be nice or kind anymor but yur being mean

*hugs tight*
Good luck out there!~

god dammit i'm so FUCKING mad right now tbh

Yeah there is some truth to that, it goes both ways

BT is also gay as shit so there's no real chance of anything happening.

So you went to the college there? I'm attending soon. I also live just south of there off the 400, you know, the town off of the Husky truck stop?

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i removed you. i just dont want to e around you anymore

I prolly won't have to work that hard

where else do i have to go? backed into a corner.
i don't know what to do... all i want is to be loved. and i ask!
yet people call me aggressive when all im doing is asking for something so simple? i just want to be liked, is there something wrong with asking first?
i am so unsure...
i am lost. pls help

Baffling.

Ay I heard you're on the rebound
You wanna get something to eat sometime ?maybe?

Truly a shitposter.

maybe luka will notice me today, and love me and play with me and make me smile and happy and less alone....

Alright~
farewell friend. ♥

*pentreaats ur anus with my penis*

*cums*

lonely :(

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hey have we ever talked before

i think so? vaguely? not really, i didnt get out much
and yeah, graduated not too long ago

that's not where that goes

im glad you think this is funny. youre so hurtful

We've had this exact same conversation every time you've posted here.

i want friends!

oh my od i cant even right naovads thvbnt ashd uhnbf

nope

you need to move away rn

yeah, you're tellin me

they wer rite about you

we both know my penis belong in your anus

I hear you degenerates like memes.

so not really then

seriously im like the least threatening person here

overwatch, rainblow six siege, skyrim, etc

too many games to list

having a good mouse sensor is important

plus the ergonomics on this one aren't that great

i wonder who...

I fucking love memes

yup

nice pic btw

hello man who was the same name as the big black manager of walmart who kicked me out for jousting with my friends with pool sticks on skateboards

Ihave not had acohol in like 9 months

Good shit.

I coildn t find your replyiews so i mean this post

no that's me i'll fight you for least threatening
jk im scared to go outside

faggot

Also yeah, whenever luka says something absolutely fucking retarded we put it in the quote channel on discord.
Now, that saying... it's quite full considering every other thing that Luka types is the pinnacle of a 2007 shitpost.

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Ihave not had acohol in like 262 months

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hi subby

I fleetingly knew you before you went pony and you were still incredibly gay back then. It only ever seems to have gotten worse.

alright

I'm so fucking lost righing right now

I want to give it a snow job.

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All these vaginas not having alcohol

o-okay cool when we meeting

too bad this isnt a physical place where everybody is in real life
I'd get you smonk weed

...

People used to share his conversation logs and they always say "why don't you love me :( i posted anime pics at you why wont you love me and be lesbians :(((" basically.

if you're that nervous probably never

where is this amazing
quotes channel

Ohayo =w=

I don't even know what s happening right now

I'm trying very hard though

I like Koume. Good taste. She's no Anastasia though.

hehe xd
i can add you to my discord if you wanna add quotes

I'll be FINE.

I'll send you an invi on discord.

I'm very goood at league of legandes

Post more, someone will cyber you eventually.

you're making -me- nervous

asusma ne shuamo ge thcima knie

no it doesn't

u-uuuu... i-i-i'm..... c-c-c-c-c-cumming

hey you uhdoing anything tonight?

so are we goin on a date or

i tried osu and i am fuckin horrible at it
its too different from stepmania i am garbo

Oraw bnowa shinda waria n didaru >>1496930I wanna put it in you anywayds

no i'm already dating a snuggle bun soz

Just vidya.

you're drunk
these are not your real feelings

alright cool, i was about to get in trouble there for a second

hese re my real felings but whin im sobar i'm to a fraided to say them

hey there
I am Sober

Oraw bnowa shinda waria n didaru >>1496930I wanna put it in you anywayds
;)

really?

Everyone is horrible when they start, I trust you were using Z/X and not clicking right?
If you just started on really easy maps (painful I know) and worked your way up you'd improve really quickly
Then you can play the greatest meme maps

i love burger

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rch I jut wanna put my dick in you but i'm yo frin, to do anthing right no w

oi'm trying so hard

A true american!

so cute

Does anybody have any other All nighter lack of sleep anime memes like this one please???/

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xd

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Subtle you are truly the People's Champion

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nanas?

My fingers got confused when I was trying to use Z and X so I only used Z
I was able to do some Infinite Tewi-Ma park beatmap on hard by the time I got off but it was really hard :(

a true american hero

My pride is unbreakable

my pride is not crash

THAT'S GREAT FOR A FIRST DAY

Also yeah single-tapping is good, no need to alternate if you don't have to

Ican't ducking stping right nsaxdkc

hey kids, wanna buy some memes?

This was all ages ago and that person removed him a long time ago.
He just sort of became a running joke between me and them and used as a synonym for lazy.

I don't really use Discord and mostly just use phone/Skype for things.
Thanks for the other but I'll pass.

T-THANKS BUT HOW DO I MAKE MY FINGERS USE Z AND X TOGETHER
I HAD TO SMASH MY Z KEY REALLY FAST

pls go away you bully fuck

My pride is unbreajable because evrey one wan
ts to fuck my uini the sass butt i'm no tlettong anyoonee

haha rin boy

at least u said ty np budy

Why is he wearing an Idol hat?

Alll i wanna do is gett you ass fuckeded but I cant ducking foucse on one posed eight now tbyh

meow

JUST FKING DO IT

wawas

honest;y thouh ignoring me on;y makes me stronger

I can't have amicable interactions so I'm just going to call you a faggot now.
Faggot.

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Smoke weed until you are dead

youtube.com/watch?v=9qkHR5gyv_Y&list=LLA8JgmXca_RAU0KdCXWsRiA&index=21

On;y true metal fags iwlll like tihsd

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But that's my fetish.

Same

Please forgive me for my sins I can;t stop being retarded

You a boring and average human being that is in no way flawed nor decent.
There.
Can't think of how anyone would prefer that.

because he's a cute idol

HOW
MY FINGERS ARE DUMB ;_; AND IT MESSES UP MY TIMING

Honest;y 'm so fuckinf metal

i'm gonnna dye my hait black

I lobvw necki ttb

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You can't rwsisists me

M-more..........

it's k

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God damn I wish I could get that kind of spiritual success

Alchohal cannot defeaft my saiysn priade

bart show me your best meme right now

COMMON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

When can I put my penis inside of you ?@!?!?!?!?!?!?!

Forget streams for a moment, just try and get triples right
Go XZX instead of just mashing XXX

Your parents are ambivalent to you.

beg me for it

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He doesn't even KNOW WHY HE NAMED IT THAT

honest;y thpugh I can;t tell if the replies aere a at me or not

You're not exactly wrong.

hi

That's a tough one man
but I owuld have to say this one has the most appeal and I got the most enjoyment out of

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hi

hi ? get metalal ready you pussy ass bitch !1!!!
9

hellooo luka

come back :(

that's pretty spicy did u make it urself

It's probably because you make horse noises my drunk.

I was just trying to say the most vague of comments that were neither compliments nor insults that in no way would flatter or inflame.

Yeah! Thank you guero!!
Here is my most recent oC i am very proud of
Do you make memes? :D

What are you doing?
:)

*while drunk

Dunno what happened there.

I LOVE THIS ONE
I AM ACTUALLY SAVING THIS FOR FUTURE USES

no

It;s 1am and that's a lot of big words.

The offer to kill me remains open.

I'm ready.

are you actually going to bed or are you just bullying me

I just wnna ufck Neko tbh

...

x

*hugs tight* Thank you!
I have come a long way in my memery
and it is good to have some support from peopel who enjoy them instead of all the angry transexuals who say my memes arent really memes

.///.

This just happened and I'm l'ing my Ayo

I also have one for Ian saved

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cute picture of colbert

...

kek
im going to bed now gn

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Fur Porn Time.

was that a sliding dab

NO DADDY NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

the fur images you post are garbage
don't bother

The life you live is garbage.
Don't bother.

Harsh

IT WAS A MISCLICK YOU SICK FUCK KAYBE

here's one i have saved with ur name

he is meaner to me

The screen cap tells all. Sorry Guero.

Sounds like you're losing the contest.

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god damn it kaybe
why are you like this

Maybe if you weren't such a shit whore daddy would love you more.

I always win

The posters at school say I was born this way.

Is this being directed at me?

Without punctuation I don't know how to read this sentence.

he talks to himself in the thread all the time

It's not about winning, it's about looking good while you lose.

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No. To my bitch Neko.
They are too stupid to realize it was to them though.

Hi diggies~

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Hi Welma

how?

make squash leave pls

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i dont want to get involved

That's the $20 question, isn't it?

howdy elma

if theres actual bad blood between you you should check out the new improved filter feature

then I'm taking back my

Did they actually make it better now?

;_;

you can only have a little piece

nigga idk what you're saying

Whatever, it's your money

ill take that

Hello Wallace.

Oh, hello.

I'm surprised you'd like to chat with me~

How's it been?

make yourself useful and find something cute for me to post with

don't waste it

yeah I don't think we've ever exchanged so much as a word in the past years posting on the same thread, lol. Ian speaks highly of you so I figured I'd finally say hi
I'm doing pretty good. Looking forward to having my own car again pretty soon. You?

heh, Ian would :p

That sounds fun. Whatchya trying to get?

I'm doing well. Just relaxing into my day off. Gonna be a nerd tomorrow ugh

You can call me whatever you want.

I can never tell what anime figgys will find cute.

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