How can I get strong enough to beat up fascists?

All anime is left wing yet right wingers think they are weebs right wing cucks get out

Go to Hogwarts Tovarish, you must learn lose fear of boolits

youtube.com/watch?v=C5HoieDsBdE

zeon is mostly anti-fascist due to feddie being fascist
>lel zeon is suppose to be nazi maymay

Group up and use weapons.

Yeah sure thing buddy.

Zeon is anti-imperialist.

Do cardio to increase endurance - boxing is great for this
Do functional exercises to build strength - deadlift, squat, overhead press, bench press (dumbbell preferably), dips, pull ups
It would also be worth while doing self defence training/martial arts. Pick a discipline and stick to it.
Doing all this will require healthy eating (no alcohol, smoking, trans fats, liquid calories like soda, and you'll need to eat lots of vegetables and lean protein)
Also, something very over looked - get a good night sleep. Go to sleep the same time every night and avoid setting alarms if possible. Muscle is built during your sleep.
Do this for 3 months and you'll notice a big difference. Do it for 6 and you'll probably know yourself well enough to change your routine yourself and after a year you'll be a new man entirely.

kill yourself and beat them up in 🍀🍀🍀heaven🍀🍀🍀

can we agree that you are all make of soft pussy meat? image of internets does not change fact

is ok advice for most part, would advise against benchpress easy to fack self and shoulders

just do pushup, squats, do not need weights learn to do hindu version of both is good yes

for cardio best trick of boxing is jump rope, get rope do jumps you will get fit even as smoker, fast jumps tho not double jump like you are leetle girl in school making off rhymes

Are you gay by any chance?
This question is rhetorical by the way if you couldn't figure it out yourself

nyet, I do not visit the /fit is against propaganda laws here

Practice kicking a trashcan. Every day 100 kicks.

Actual fascists need bullets, not punches.
So-called "fascists" need theory and consciousness instead.

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Well if you will follow them round like a lost sheep this is gonna happen,

Get with the times, /leftpol is the new /fit and fascists can do nothing but cry and submit to the communist God-men of the revolution.

Are you fit at all? If not get reasonably fit first. Then learn the basics of a martial art, Muay Thai is probably the best option. Krav Maga is an option, but that's meme-tier and not really useful against someone whose had martial arts training. Other than that learn how to shoot and you'll be good.

You kids, I bet you think antifa was founded post 2001 by soros.

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Cool fact: these two particular nazis are named Kyle Mckee and Robert Reitmeier. The latter is in prison for murder, and the former is currently the leader of Blood and Honour based out of Calgary, Canada. :^)

by looking at these pics and parrying them

spectacle boxing

What in tarnation

i really like the composition of that pic, it's like all the fist are things in themselves

NIGGA WHAT FASCISTS STOP MEMEING AROUND YOU DOOFUS.

THE FASCISTS ARE THE FUCKING CIA OPERATIVES ,NOT A BUNCH OF MAGA RETARDS.

Notice in the third pic the guys fatal mistake, he has grabbed the lower left part of his opponents jacket. Instead, the proper strategy for dirty street fighting is to grab the upper right, and drag them down while repeatedly socking them in the jaw and ribs. This leaves their right arm flailing about at the side wasting valuable time trying to get out of your cheeky grapple. I have no idea what happens if they're left handed but it probably doesn't end well.
t. island slav

Why do you assume it's Holla Forums?

Jesus christ just how autistic are you americans
Nigger we burn buildings in europe.

Outside of leftypol people get mad at "anarchists" for kicking down trash cans because it looks dumb.
leftypol gets mad at it because they don't do more.

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Wrong hammer and sickle.

gomen D:

the joke is that leftcoms don't do shit

Please be /fit/ memeing.

Strengh isnt a bad thing to have when practicing close combat…

He said he wanted to get strong, and SS is the best option for that. If he wants to learn how to fight he should probably take a practical martial art or boxing.

Besides, that wasn't even my point. I was making a derisive comment about how the real fascists are cops but all smashies want to do is get into streetfights with skinheads, because they don't actually want to change anything or do anything revolutionary, they just want to engage in a dangerous form of masturbation.

I'm left-handed, you can try it.

This disgusts me. He could have been afraid of dying, and it isn't even clear he's fascist.

All weebs are virgins, and all virgins are Nazis. Any weeb who isn't a virgin isn't a real weeb, and any virgin who isn't a Nazi isn't a real Nazi.

Sorry.

That's not how that works though. If you train to fight you build functional strength to do the movements you do while fighting. If you train doing big lifts you gain functional strength for those lifts. One carries over to the other, but not that much. And SS won't teach you dick about fighting. Doing some lifts to supplement training for fighting or sport is a good idea, but it's not the core of a successful program. If you want to get good at something, you train best by doing that thing or the closest approximation of it.

yeah, sure, the main thing thats going to help you with fighting is practicing how to fight, thats a given…

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Kekistan and Animeright jokes are extremely subversive because they betray the old adage that jokes are supposed to be funny.

Being good at fighting would be useful against cops though especially in the context of a riot where a cop might be exposed and they'd use less than lethal force. Whipping out guns in that context (what is relevant currently) could get a lot of their side killed.

Sorry man, if you aren't a nazi you aren't actually a nazi. Better luck next time.

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are right wingers all functionally retarded?

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I'm so meta even this acronym

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Why not delete the text and retype it?

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keked.

why Muay Thai if i may ask?>>1482251

The whole point of SS is doing compound exercises to make your entire body stronger as a whole. Obviously it won't teach you how to fight but it will make you stronger.

The existence of cops doesn't actively attract people to fascist parties like brownshirts marching around giving an impression of strength does.

The only fascist party you should care about is the government, since it actually exists and regularly oppresses people, it's not a paranoid delusional, and all historical fascist movements gained their power through it. And yes, the existence of cops do attract people to become cops, since there is already substantial propaganda for them. Brownshirts don't even fucking exist anymore.

Other stand-up fighting styles like karate and boxing have rules against kicks, elbows, strikes to the head, etc. Muay thai has less rules and thus is suited to street fighting.

It has also performed well in competitions like K-1 and UFC.

tough

Don't be a weak coward. Have thick wrists. Big knuckles. Be between 5'10-6'4, be under 10% BF. Oly Lifts, Compound Power Lifting exercises. Lift heavy, lift often. Eat more than you do, sleep more. Run, especially sprints and bike. Calisthenics. Learn to box and kickbox or wrestle. Start hiking by yourself. Start learning to use a speedbag and develop good rhythm/hand speed. Build up calcium deposits on knuckles by punching hard wood and concrete

If you want to get your ass kicked I'd suggest you join your local antifa in protest

Are you retarded?

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He peed himself. He also tried to choke someone. This is the real world where dickheads like him get their ass beat, doesn't matter if he's a ""real fascist"" or not.

The nigga was known for picking fights
itsgoingdown.org/berkeley-violent-trump-supporters-merging-alt-right/

scroll down and read.

Buy knucks works every time for me. Show up at antifa protests don't be a pussy

God, I want to crack liberals over the skull so badly. "Quick, wheel out the darkies!"

It's like they're legitimately amazed that most whites and nonwhites are rational adults capable of getting along.

I get the impression it was written by a radlib, who are probably the worst offenders (amazingly beating your average liberal) when it comes to using minorities as a political football.
The quote there doesn't even expand on it, it's just "oh yeah, and the non-whites were there too!"

By the context I'd say that what he was trying to imply was that he expected the whites to all necessarily be alt-rights.

I'd fuck that blonde tbh

(noice)
Yeah I suppose the whole quote makes a point of showing the ethnic makeup of both sides, but even when talking about the Trump supporters it seems shoehorned in. In the even wider context of the article it's just a paragraph making a few nods to race out of nowhere besides the AnCap part earlier where they're trying to make AnCaps out to be racist, rather than retarded latent right-wing statists. I suppose it is by anti-racist action so they have to justify their existence and justify being there.
I'm not from America but the clash looked more like an ideological one than a racist one, in this case at least. I remember seeing the videos and most of both sides were white with some minorities in both camps.

Holy kek it looks like I'm being too harsh on them here when they go full retard all by themselves later in the article anyway:
This is your brain on radical liberalism.

That's completely true you faggot, the police are enemies.

They lose it in the last sentence you Clinton voting faggot.

In the USA they are.

kys

If you go to such lengths to avoid talking about leftist concepts in an anti-fascist organization you are likely a radical liberal roleplaying as a political outsider.
Are you #StillWithHer?

if you're in Cali contact the bloods & crips.

What would happen if you made the bloods and crips read Bookchin?

class conscious savage revolutionaries aka what we need.

When you suck your boyfriend off, make sure to swallow for the extra protein.

Just so you see what they can do: youtube.com/watch?v=g6_jwLJysk8

Holla Forums is fit! Fit!

You need to take bodybuilding supplements. They seperate the elite from the wannabe's.

I would truly love to see one of you LARPing ANTIFa scum in in a Max level 3prison, trying to explain your "anti-Facism" to the niggers intent on raping you. The Brotherhood would want nothing to do with you. You'd be ass-raped as long you were there. You fucking little lapping bastards are eventually going to kill someone and even the corrupt, rigged system will have to jail you. THAT is going to be a fun experience.

I have done AntiFA protesting and I have been to prision whats up pussy?

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Aren't gangs a little last decade?

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I see them as anarchists corrupted by capitalism. they just need guidance.

For Burger leftists, why don't they just…buy guns too? I mean…they're allowed.

You have no idea

It performs well and teaches you how to strike better than most. Systema may be effeftive as well but the chances of finding a teacher, let alone a good teacher, are extremely rare. Most martial arts can be good assuming you get an adult gym and not an afterschool kiddie thing, except for Taekwondo I believe.

The CIA would intervene and corrupt their culture even more.

fucking liberals, man.

Throwing rocks at them during a riot isn't on the same level of violence they engage in with skinheads. If it was they'd all either be dead or in jail, and they know that so that's why they go after easy "fascist" targets that are completely irrelevant.

Funny joke comrade.

This.

I want to go beat up nazis with Nico and the idorus…

You buy a gun you dumb fuck.

There is nothing wrong with this image.

same

This is fantastic but the cutoffs make it shit
here I fixed it

Do cardio and get guns, organize and kill porky. That's how you fight fascism, not by beating up alienated workers. Antifa currently only serves the need of the FBI to create terror and keep the proles in line.

Love Live is a perfect example of anarchy. The anime left should make Nico its mascot.

isn't that one the one where a porky owns all the girls or thats the shitty one "idolmaster"?

That's idolmaster. Love Live groups are all worker owned.

wow look at this guy, he's a real leftis

don't worry, he's "building socialism" :)