Lol you jack off to cartoons? loser

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Only to your pixels baby.

(Nezumi Ban user Eve Nechumi suffering, & and Luka.jpg)
now that those meanies from last time are alseep....
lets play together! ♥

;~;
neru posted lewd stuff!

welp reset internet i'm dropping out like crazzzy

No thank you.

why?
:(

Its 3 am.

it's 6.53 pm plz

uh its actually 4 a.m?

not for another 5 minutes....
;~;

i boguht some hot wings at wal mar tand they are too hot uwu

I'm very upset.

go to sleeeeeep


you look it!

*pets you calmingly*

just made a big plate of wings :3

I know.


Never pet me.

why not?

yummo, too hot doe?

yeah...
talking abotu all this food makes me wonderwhat do you eat down there in upside down lland

I decided to come back, because I didn't have much to do, now I play the waiting game with my delivery!

Only a few people can do that and you aren't one.

Might be zero people

ima vegetarian, but usually instant noodles unless my sister makes something. i'm the laziest mofucker

I've pet ban b before

eeeeeh??

*secretly give you gentle unnoticable pets*

youtube.com/watch?v=vqJKCxhWSHw

You have not.

Fucking boat people

dags how long have you been a veg for?

Man moaned when i tugged on his hair~

youtube.com/watch?v=NEPUyCSQ9L4

what the fuck even is this channel ?

since i was a yougin', mums a hippie bitch and didn't like cooking meat etc but i kinda stayed one

spooky

aafaaa

mm

...

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Hmm

xanada

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is the dead hour riiip

Come a little closer

It's fine bardy! ^^

Empty isn't kamuu ?

Who is Kamuu?

eeery

i said earlier that they weren't an old person

You it turns out.

I don't read everything.

they arent from this community and have never been here

But I'm not kamuu, Bard can solidify that fact.

What are you ?

I'm just a guy from discord, and bard invited me here.

which discord ?

Oh its the shota one

Mhm, that one.

...

met them in a different
one
how can you even stomache being in that abomination of a discord

Are you sure ?

I posted my IRL pics in the 3dpl room

lmao

that discord is the single worst collection of people I have seen in my entire life

I'm from Kyoko's funhouse originally, but I'm also in that one too.

Not sure whether this is a good thing to ask.
'How bad can a discord server be?'

hai

I'm not really a part of it.


I don't think I know what that is.

fuck that was supposed to be for everyone

It had like
Ui and ghostie and like
every random slut frorrom every community you can think of

Hello there. ^^


Uhh, it's just a discord I got invited too a long time ago, and I decided to stay.

how are you

Heyo, Neko!


aw


I don't know who, from the communities, the 'sluts' are.
Well, a couple, but I don't really care.
What do they do in there, then?

Apart from pain, I'm doing well. What about yourself?

ouldn't tell you i didn't stick around
had like an rp channel and some irl lew channels and some shota channels or something

ruined


Seems like most people do they same thing with threads.

everyone still includes you silly


why pain?
just about to throw on a game myself

Yeah, that's true.


Oh, I suffer from IBD, so it causes me a lot of pain from time too time, but it's nothing to worry about.

Also what game are you planning on playing?

I think I've been in that one... might be.
Not for too long to remember.


Yea but...
Personal attention and stuff.
I was pleasantly surprised and everything, ya know?

Hey
I suppose i just have high standards
not ashamed of that

...

sounds like something to worry about
does it hurt bad?

I haven't decided yet
I'm getting more

Hmm?
I'm not sure whatcha mean.

When it flairs up, it can be terrible to deal with, but I can handle it, I've had it for 5 years, so it's not that hard to handle.

But after a while it comes back and it can be debilitating. Also I hope you decide soon. ^^

What do you do for fun?

Other than posting animes

i dont mean that in a serious way
it's meant to be said in a playful joking manner but i cant do voice inflections or body language here :/

Yea, I getcha.
That's what I use Kay and Gummy for, most of the time.

Oh, I tend to play Dota 2 a lot, sometimes I dabble into anime, but haven't watched any for sometime, I just mainly watch streams and post from time to time.

What about yourself? ^^

I'll play pretty much any game as long as I have someone to play it with.


I don't really have a go to game at the moment though.

This is gonna sound dumb as fuck
but I guess I didnt realize that the pics are there to emotee with
i used to only pick pics that fit the emotion but then i got lazy :/

Well Dota is my go to game at the moment, but I'm always looking to get into other games, providing I've got the funds.

Other then that I'm looking to get back into drawing, probably going to buy a tablet to start off with, then go from there.

hmm i suppse that's good
I've decided on dothack infection

Most, or at least many people use pics to use pics, or show something cute/lewd/funny or whatever, not something to go with your speech.
But I'm none of those things to begin with, so i use this instead.

How good are you at drawing?

can you draw requests ?

It's good. ^^

Also I hope you enjoy.


Uhh, I've only got one thing in my portfolio at the moment, cause I ended up scrapping a lot of my work since I got into university, and it was only really a doodle I did for a friends birthday.

As for requests I was planning on getting into that, once I've sorted everything out.

I shall

Because somebody needs to draw Asuramaru getting fucked already.

Good, I'm glad. ^^


Well this is what I did for a quick sketch, then I got lazy towards the end, but he was happy with it.

(Got lazy with the hair and such.)

How are you at drawing vampire shotas?

...That's a guy?

Yes.

Can't say I've tried my hand at drawing vampire shotas.

Mainly just went with what ever I felt like at the time.

You would be the worlds first


nothing lewd of this person exists from what I can find

Well once I've got my tablet and such. I can always give it ago.

Wouldn't have guessed. At all.

Awesome


Hes good at what he does.

No problem, but it wont be for sometime, maybe for like 3 - 4 weeks, since I've got two university assignments to hand in and work on.

hey empty is here!

The artists or the character?

fuck off sci

Thats fine with me but I might forget about it.

both?

but i dont want to

...

Hey! Uhh, yeah I'm here! o/

Hello! (I'm sorry, I'm not quite sure who you are... and I feel bad for it, but your name seems familiar!)

Oh wait it's Sci! :D


I wont forget, I promise. ^^

Alright. Dunno the char. (evidently)
I like the artstyle of this pic. Great eyes.

This is very good news for me.

Its pretty good

yes hello it is always so cool when /lewd/ people visit it's like the greatest thing that happens here cuz otherwise it's the same ten people every thread talking about the same thing and it's boring but when someone new comes in it's interesting and of course they always rightfully get tons of attention cuz they dont visit v often and i wish i were like one of those people who shows up every two or three weeks and is the coolest guy in the thread every time because of it and not just sometimes getting the most attention in like a flash in the pan kind of way but anyway how are you doing whats up in your life and also how's /lewd/ doing recently slash whats the state of it thanks

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Yes indeedy!~


Aaah, sorry for the late reply, I got caught up in a phone call with my mother, anywho. I'm glad to see you're doing well Sci, also I haven't got much attention other then people thinking I'm an oldfag with a new name, but bard invited me here from discord since my /lewd/ postings have gone down a lot recently, been busy with university and such.

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oh that is good
people thinking ur someone else counts tho imo ur presence is still generating attention and interest and curiosity plus if u play it off cool then u can really get people going but i imagine u probably took a more laid-back approach which eventually loses people so yeah whatever though
what discord
oh i see maybe i should go over there again and see for myself whats up it's been a while maybe i too can be the coolest guy in thread for a minute when i do but maybe not cuz i have too much relatively recent negative history there also what are u studying and pls dont say computer science

Now it makes sense. I was completely convinced that I knew ya, but everyone else seemed to not know you.
Couldn't remember you're from /lewd/.

What the fuck happened in there

Is that game good? I've considered getting it, but it is on the pricey side.
I do like the tycoon games though.

Huh? What game is it?

the rides were too op

i like it a lot . worth it imo

workshop community is a plus too

planet coaster

Ooh, from Kyoko's funhouse discord, that's where ye old bard added me from. ^^

Uhh, it's pretty dead at the moment so I wouldn't count on being the cool guy in those threads for a while, we tend to be more active like super late my time, but you could always try.


Yeah, I remember you 40! from lewd when you popped in from time to time, but it's nice to see you. ^^


It's planet coaster, a really good game. Made by frontier who made RCT3 if you liked that.

Sure is. I've been absent from both treads pretty much, but after two weeks of no-internet, I'm rather eager to be 'back'.
It looks a lot like RCT, but I've never been a true fan of it.

it's computer science isnt it...

Aaaah this is a fun game
kind of fun being a healslut >//

bard i love u!

It looks like RCT, yet RCTW which is coming out soon is pretty bad from what I've seen, Planet coaster is where it's at from all accounts.


Nope, I'm doing games design, and I'm planning on doing art in the meantime between terms.


I love being a healslut bard.

okay good whatever u do dont study computer science in school thats the worst thing u could possibly do imo not fiscally just for me selfishly cuz i dont wanna talk about that plus it seems like 80% of people i meet online are studying computer science
okay well im gonna bail now, take it easy dude and dont come back too soon or u wont be cool anymore :o)

Cute

Which game?
Also
I still don't know how to feel about healsluts.
Conflicted as fuck.


Huh, weird.
I guess they're just trying to get it to sell because of the name.

Well I'm planning on staying around for a while, but thank you Sci.

Take care. ^^

Well yeah, they're trying to compete, but giving all the publicity and raving reviews Planet Coaster has got, it's going to be like what Battleborn was to Overwatch. Dead in the water from release.

I was gonna say "but I'd not even heard of Planet Coaster before...", until I realized that's probably because of not-having internet for two weeks, lol.
Doesn't sound too good for RCTW

I've heard a lot about it, due to my favourite youtubers/streamers playing it a lot and show-casing it, and it seems pretty great.

But yeah, the lack of internet may be a factor to why you haven't heard about it. >,

whos empty again?

It sure helped!
Cute Momiji's, by the way, especially this one

I'm someone Bard invited from discord, but I post on /lewd/ time to time.

Nice to meet you.


Momiji is always cute! Also this is my favourite.

aah, i see

post dick

Sure thing, slide into my steam messages, you can get it there.

steam?

Uhh, discord then? If not, no dick for you.

Someone newer than me.
I will bully you

Go ahead and bully, feel free too. I'll just soak it up like a sponge. :D

Also cute. Still prefer the one I linked though.


Whoa

i mean, whats your steam name?

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Oooh, fair enough 40! ^^ Also sometimes you've got to be forward you know~


Aaah, it's: steamcommunity.com/id/Stone-Ocean/

Also out of Momijis for now. x - x

just post it

I changed my mind, I will ignore you.

Good morning.

Do not post it.

Hey Cherub, how are you today? :D


Both work for me, shame you chose to ignore me though. :3

How old are you?

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Mornin'


I'm not sure I know.
I'm really bad at being forward.

Morning, though its 2.40 pm here. I just woke up about one hour ago.

I'm pretty okay for now. How are you Empty? By the way, I don't think I've seen you here.

Hey Forty.

19, going on 20 in 5 months.


So am I, but I do it anyway.

battlefield 1 !

Hello again, ampty.

Oh you haven't seen me here before Cherub, bard decided to invite me, so I decided to pop in and say hello.

Holy shit qt just met this nigga and he already getting dick pics

and?

Hey Clockwork, haven't seen you in sometime, how have you been? I hope you've been fine.

I think I'm gonna play some OW.

Ah fair enough.

That's gore.


How ya doin', Cherub?


I guess qt was the straightforward one here, with you responding 'properly'.


Yo Soto.
Sorry for bailing yesterday.


Ahh.
What do you do, as Healslut?

qt got mad game

I wouldn't say fin but it's been meh. It's a surprise to you posting around here by yourself.

I'm doing fine thank you. Hope you're doing fine aswell.

...

Yeah, I might decide to stick around, or I might just float off into my own world like I do half the time. I hope you enjoy OW.


I always respond properly, unless I'm off in my own world, then I tend to disregard everything.


Only meh, that isn't good to hear. Also you're surprised to see me alone?

So you're a student?

Yes I am, currently doing games design and art on the side.

I will not ignore you in actuality, though I don't post terribly much.

Then it's sort of morning if you just woke up. How are you?

One doesn't usually cross boards alone.

Will be fine in a bit, probably.
Was great yesterday, but had to do something that causes me to feel rather ill now, but better int the long run.

Properly and eager, it seems~
Neat.
Just artisitic design?

I suppose you're right. Well I'm doing fine at the moment. Just waiting for a match in Overwatch now.

Really? I've seen so many people come from or go to /lewd/, one by one, way later than others.

Excellent, well, enjoy your overwatch game.

shut up, though!

Oh that's fine, don't worry about it too much. You can go about doing your own thing. ^^


Oh, I tend to go everywhere on my own, I like to mingle. It keeps things interesting.


I'm doing both coding and the artistic side of things, enjoying the artistic side more then coding since it messes with my dyslexia something fierce, but it's going well.

I know right?
Dude is a legend


Its cool.
How's your Wed coming along?

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Mingle makes me think we're all at some classy even and just walking around to diffrent groups with champagne.

Rather bad. I was in really high spirits yesterday, but my body fucked up and I had to take care of it.
It ruins me for some time after that before I can feel fine again... Hope it won't last long this time.
But hey, I got my internet back, so we can do that TC sometime soon.
I got 4 bottles of alcohol man. I don't even know why.
I've not drank since March.


I love Coding. Programming a game is my hobby, and dream job.
The real dream is to work on a game, that I'll never finish, just so I can work on it forever.
I'm shit at anything artistic though.
Dear god no...

mainly stick ppl w/ needles and give the mbandages

Pfft, I just use that word for everyday things, never thought about it that way to be honest, does sound a tad classy when you think about it.


Oh snap! Well when I'm free from my assignments, we could collab on simple things if you'd like, I'm still learning as it is, so I'd appreciate all the help I can get.

And yeah... Dyslexic coding, but I'm doing my best for what I've got.

Local singles want to mingle [click here]

booo...


Ooh, I'd be happy to help with whatever I can.
I'm currently a NEET, until I can go to my new education... which could be anywhere from January to... fuck if I know.
What language are you coding in, mostly?

I've clicked, where can I see this singles wanting to mingle, and why are they claiming that they're Russian?

[CLICKCLICKCLICKCLICKCLICKCLICKCLICKCLICKCLICKCLCIKCLICKCLICKCLCICKCLICKCLICK]

Ukrainian mail order bride. Good price. You buy.

Link isn't working for me...

H-hello. My name is Clockwork. Nice to meet you.

You have been redirected to ikt.

Oh nice, I'm currently coding in C++ at the moment, I've done both C# and C++, I want and kinda need to learn Java too.

But I'm mainly doing C++, also working with the Unreal Engine too.


Do you come with the order bride too? If so I'll buy. :3

java's dumb, ignore it.

For tech support or SingleMingle?


Ooh damn.
I'd love to learn C, but I'd have to learn it by myself.
And I'm not very good at self-education.

I am just a russian ukrainian salesperson. I am not bride material.

why are all these girls adorable goggles?!

Both work, right?


Because Misaka and Uiharu are part of my waifu harem.

oh god I've never done this before....

...

Well I wouldn't mind learning it, it could be handy in some situations.


Oh what are you currently coding in then, if not C? I wouldn't mind learning new languages.


You're bride material it says right here, and my papers never lie.

wait why not the third?

...I've met ikt. ikt a cute and all...
But I'll stick to ikt being tech-support.


I just mess around in PHP, really. Making webgames, because i had to learn PHP and JS and everything in school, and I had nothing better to do.

You're a virgin? ewwww!


[sweats nervously] I'm honestly not. I don't think I can do such a thing.


Then how about

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Oooh fair enough. I've been tasked with making a game in unreal for the disabled in a group, and Christ is that taking up all my time. It's not fun at all. So many ethics forms and doing things by the book.


Well these papers say here that you're capable of being such a thing, and like I referred to earlier, my papers never lie.

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Oooh, they seem nice~ *swipes right* right?


do it fgt
kapsalon thingy


I've never used a program or framework for coding, apart from a... whatcha call it? Something like Notepad++ and Sublime text... Text editior for coding, basically.
I'm FREESTYLE bby. I'm not good at Group Projects, lol

Where are you gathering these falsified document from?


Oh, I was watching imagination train the other day and you remind me of the half-cast asian guy.

You mead IED

Google gives me "improvised explosive device (IED)"
But I doubt that's what ya meant.

Oooh, so you're all freestyle, not bad. I've always done structured coding. x - x

Nor am I, I just throw suggestions every now and then and do the artwork for everyone else


Uhh... never you mind where I'm getting these things from!

Are you drunk?

You're better off doing structured coding.
Unless you're working indie for yourself or something, you want structured code.

Don't come near me.
I'll rattle my scales at you.

I think it was swipe right. It's been forever since I've used Tinder.


IED, get down!


Well I don't know what to do. I swear I wouldn't be a good bride.


If I was drunk I would be typing like I was on the edge of sleep.

You'd be alot easier

I like structured coding, but as I alluded too before, dyslexic and all, it just blends into a mess and I can't figure stuff out for shit, so I have to get people to talk it out too me.


Too late, I've decided you would be.

If I give you a cotton puff, it might blow up in your face.

During the day I sleep.
During the night I find a safer place to sleep.

IDE, fuck

Get lost..


Transaction denied. card rejected. store is closed. come back another day ^^;


What?

Damn... I'll just curl up into a ball and cry.

...

We cannot have this at all. no no.

Sometimes I try to show off at people and they run away scared, so I get so mad I fucking destroy dump trucks over it.


Pokemon by the dex descriptions.

I can't hear you over my tears.

Stahp making me want to play it.


How do I fix this and make you smile.

I don't know, you have to find out yourself.

Heyo, Rin.


I never used it.
Dating-anything really isn't for me.


Sounds like a real pain...


Oooh, yeah. Thanks!


lol

thatis not meeeee

It's a pain, I feel like a burden when I ask them to do it. x ~ x

Sometimes I feel like I chose the wrong course, but it's something I really enjoy.

Then it's not the wrong course.
Just takes more effort.

I still feel like a burden at times.

*tries to sticky tape you back together*


Most people on there were either really ugly or social sluts.

ayy neru

i finally took a proper look at my FYP ACW supplied prolog code the other day, and i spotted one of the reasons this fucked little program was spitting out error messages like there was no tomorrow. the dipshit who wrote it fucking redefined edit.

*Falls apart* Didn't work.

WHen I last worked with a group, everyone was a burden in some way, even though most contributed. Some were loud, disruptive, obnoxious, or bad at their given task.
I'd rather have someone who tries their best, but requires a lil' help, at times.
My take on it.


Yea, makes sense.
The others have less reason to use the app.

People bitch that I make people violent.
But, like, I'm just trying to get that new pair of shoes.

Rattles my scales at you

*distant heyo*

Do you have a manual?


What is that?

Well I like your take on it, that makes me feel better about myself. ^^

I do, here it is. *Hands you the manual*

I don't actually know where this is going, Ampty...

Nor do I, I'm just following your lead. :s

My lead? excellent. I'll go get the leash.

Y-yeah, go get that leash. Not like I wanted you too or anything.

Good!
Teamwork is about knowing your strengths and weaknesses. You're valued for your strengths, but should try to work around your weaknesses. If you can't, there should be someone who can cover for ya.
I guess you're working around it, as you're still the one putting the work in what you do, but you need someone to proof-read and stuff more than someone else would.

Now awoo loudly.

UB-01, Code name: Symbiote

Otherwise known as the Ultra Beast Nihilego.

Sun Dex
One of several mysterious Ultra Beasts. People on the street report observing those infested by it suddenly becoming violent.

Moon Dex
One of the Ultra Beasts. It's unclear whether or not this Pokémon is sentient, but sometimes it can be observed behaving like a young girl.

why even live

...

Yeah, I guess you're right in that aspect 40! I'll take it. ^^


A-awoo. .///.

*DISTANT HEYO SHOUTING*


Just get real close and go "Heyo~"

Yush!

You're looking better already.

I'll try fortsenpai..... I'm gonna do it!


heyo~

\o/ Whoop, I feel better now.


Tsk, I'm only doing this because you want me too, not because I want too or anything..

That is great to know. Awoo again, please.

...

Can anyone tell me whether this is good?


Woo! You go for it.
...I don't think I'm Senpai, though...


Yay!
Something I learned in school was semi-applicable.

Awoo. Don't get too used to this!

you're best eu senpai also it didn't work
>sadness overwhelming

How's you?


shakes my scales at you


I'm helping my dad with shit. Chill.


What's up?

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it worked after all! th thanks rin, I'm tired very tired. how's the real rin shady?

You did it, Spoilers!


It worked!
Cheer up~!


b-but you were posting something in betweeeeeen.
I'm rather bad, but I'll be much better later.
Had to fix a thing. Not a good thing. Tires me out, even half a day later.
How's you?

this is the happiest moment of my day, all thanks to fortsenpai's idea! the day was won and spoilers got the scale shaking

Almost as sexy as this Salazzle.

I wish. ;~;
Just catching mons in Sun 'n' shit.


I saw Clockwork's post when I bounced in and it was meant to be to him so I fucked the link up.

Well, I hope you feel better soong.

See above for how's me.

I'm still unconvinced about the Senpai thing, but I'm always happy to help!


Me too, me too.
B-but the lizard isn't sexy...

actually about that, I know the idea of the elite 4 in past games without playing it but you said earlier that this gen differs? can you say hoooow?

Instead of gyms, you have island trial.
When you finish the trial of an island, you face the Island Kahuna in the Grand Trial.

When you finish all the Grand Trials, you face all the Kahuna's in a magnificent series of battles.
Only [redacted] is an autist and makes a [redacted], so instead you have to do that. One of the Kahunas wouldn't be caught dead doing it, and the other [redacted].

Every instance of trials that isn't in "Grand Trial" should be plural.
Fucked my editing.

Also, whenever you re-fight the [redacted], instead of facing the [redacted] people instead challenge you for the title.

I fought Hau last time.

why unconvinced? do you think I am older?


so you do repeat the same fights again? am confuse

ya might be!
And I still wouldn't be in a higher class or position than you, even if I'm older.

you totally would be, I'm an idiot like majorly I've been surprised since public school that anyone actually likes me with how stupid I can be

Well.
Okay, I'll give the not huge spoilers.

Someone decides they want to make a pokemon league like the other regions, so they do.
One of the Kahunas wouldn't be caught dead, so one of the trail leaders for that island is an E4 member in his place, and the fourth E4 is someone completely unrelated to the story, for reasons that are completely related to the story.

You don't repeat the same fights as the Grand Trials, they have much stronger teams, and you have to fight them in the E4 format.

And when you refight the pokemon league, instead of facing the ex-champion again, you're instead defending your title.

Sure, but I'm a NEET.
I'm... not exactly dumb, but I can be rather dense.
How old are you, again?

intriguing! thanks rin, you are a solid buddy


turned 20 this year! also what does being a neet have to do with anything? cups could be called one right now and I constantly lewd him so ye being a senpai is fine!

Did skype just anhero for anyone else?


Also.
Lillie is main bae.
Followed by Lana.

what about that dark skinned babe?

Olivia?

ooh, you're younger than me. i'll be 23 come February.
...
...
...Why does you lewding a senpai mean that it's fine that I'm one too...?

her too but no a little lighter, had green hair


cups isn't a senpai! cups is a pet :^) but it means that neets are just fine, fortsenpai!

Mallow...?

Oooh.
Lucky you. Both of ya.
Maybe. But I hate it.
The only reason I can cope is because it shouldn't be long before I'm not one.

yes she is adorable, though as per normal with animu I question the age

I know right? also that's just another plus then, fortsenpai is an amazing senpai!

She'd be good house wife material, but I'm not thoroughly convinced much else.
Probably enough to be better than Lana though, tbh.

But Lillie is main bae.

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I have yet to witness personalities, my opinion might change after I play through

morning luuks

She's basically obsessed with cooking the best meal.
Mallow, I mean.

Lana's kinda subdued, and is either a chronic liar, or just has a horrible sense of humor, depending on how you look at it.

Lillie is perfect.

This troubles me in a not completely unpleasant way.

(Neru)
it isn't? ._.


just woke up
and the first thing i see...

is an upload from cupcake pwning everyone as soldier.

This one is a cute.
minus the frown.

She loses the frown really quickly.

lillie looks like the type to corrupt :^)


gooood! another victory for the tired spoilers


every time he uploads more it is equal to more lewding of him I must do, so this is pleasing

i wonder what cup wil edit it into now~

Good!
Post Lillie /w cute smile!


You have some weeeird webms.

Not uploaded anywhere for me to.
Besides fan art.
Which might be spoilery.

Spoilery in a pokémon game doesn't matter much to me, but I'll look for it myself if I care enough to.

I'm only hesitant because SuMo easily has the best story thus far.

Like, even better than White's.

only cups knows


that I do!

...

noooo


aha I have never used prolog really but my highbeliefs in the people who made some of the stuff I have used have been slightly shattered over the years

but they are norway?

there's veery few of these

I need sleep, laters thread

nini spoiled
;~;

Nighty night. Don't let the anthropomorphic cars bite.

White had story?

Heya!


They are most definitely not Neru.

Howdy.

Cookie, did you sleep?

You missed the entire part of White where one of the major characters was looking for the the truth in reality/ideals?

You know, the entire game?

And how he was genuinely trying to do what he thought was best for everyone ???

AND THE PART OF THE STORY WHERE HE WAS LITERALLY LIED TO AND ABUSED AS A CHILD ????????

Yeah.
Just a bit of a story.

...

...

Sorta.
I fell asleep rather fast, but didn't cancel my morning thing, so I had like 5 hours of sleep, barely.
How's you?


I must have forgotten that part, yeah.
I'm 100% sure I completed it...
Maybe I only completed Black2?
Dunno.


...What?

It was nice of Bono to make a cameo at the end.


Be a happy Luka!


I went to bed waaaay too late, kept waking up, and snoozed through three alarms. I was late for work, but so many people took the day off that no one noticed, so I got lucky!

nah dawg

u~u
a wanna win.


how

Whoa.
Why did many people take the day off?

Smile and post cute stuff?

woah...

Pokemon Go is a prequil to Red/Blue

Wanna win what?

look at my kewl wand

i did potter more quiz

and they told me this is my own personal wand!


i don't know... :c
good things?

Some of them are travelling out of state for Thanksgiving and some of them are lazy. :D

Posting for Sabrina attention.

Ha! I love that.


Is that your view? It looks so peaceful.

Did I stop you from winning?


Hehe, makes sense.
Aren't you really busy now, then?

Its my locale on an autumn afternoon

B2/W2's story was a bit more... eh...
It all happened in the background, and you were almost completely unrelated, except that you happened to be in all the wrong places at all the wrong times.

i have a rly powerful wand!
:)
it gets bored just like me and wnat kewl exciting spells.

also my true house is Raven claw? I'm Smert! :D

Musta been what I did.

no...
:c

i don't know.
i want people... will you make me happy?

Hm...not too busy yet. Chaos will ensue around noon. Trust me.


Is that work campus or Winston's hunting grounds?


My wand is a drumstick with a lightbulb on the end connected to a AAA battery.

you should do the pottermore quiz and show me what ur wand truelly is~ ♥

Could I?


Yeah, I believe ya.
Gonna be fun, with few hands, no?

Winstons hunting grounds i guess, its 2 minutes from my door so that wouldnt be so far fetched

Goodnight everyone!

i dunno...
i guess you can? :)
*hugs nicely*

Link me to it, please?


Yep. And I have a short fuse today, so people better watch out. How'd your morning plans go?


Imagine how many tiny, fuzzy creatures have stared down the barrel of your adorable little killing machine.

my.pottermore.com/account/login

1. Create Account.

2. Click "Sorting"

3. Enjoy the magical specialized quizzes

4. show me results

We doin' Pottermore? alright.
Not a fan of the signing up, though.


oof.
I had a talk with my... Psychologist-who-focusses-on-emotions?
Good talk. Never going back to her.
She can't help me anymore.


Hmm... i can try!
Don't I have you on Steam? Huh.
Feel free to add me, yo. steamcommunity.com/id/FortuneCookie40g/

They never stood a chance
Poor critters
They were enjoying the early morning dew,
Getting food for their family
And then
The panther struck

Most of the time everyone's like "Help us, you ahve no choice."
And the one time you actually kind of seek out trouble, Ghetsis tries to murder both you and N in cold blood.

Ehhh...
Yeah no. I've not played that.

Also tfw Slytherin

actually Ravenclaw

Pottermore is proffesional site Official if you must wonder.
so a bit worth it~

Psychologist? emotions?

Should i really add you? :O

we r smert!
:)

on your boiperiod?

Any questions? Feel free to ask.
Feel free. No obligation or anything, ya know?

B1/W1 is the one where at the end a castle appears on top of the E4, Plazma are trying to make everyone release all their pokemon.

And then you fight N, and then Ghetsis tries to murder you for winning.

W e w

Dunno how to make a nice pic of it.


Sounds kinda dark, for Nintendo's Pokémon. But alright.

did she do bad thing to you?
why you not going to her anymore?

ok. u have some pretty fun looking games.

What is pottermore?

Windows start menu?
Accessories?
Snipping tool?

Save screenshot of selected rectangle describing each part of you wand?

Uuuuuuuuuuuuggggggghhhhhhhh


And it was all immortalized in song:
youtu.be/r4OhIU-PmB8


Boys don't get periods, Stan.

*pets enthusiastically*

Pottermore Offical harry potter stuff~!
:3
so it's not like it some fishy site.

Official-ish Harry Potter website.
Very commercial.


Also, sorted into Hufflepuff.

Sabois do.

Hahaha exactly
You know whats up
Reeeeeeeee!!!!

Kebab or chinese?

i wonder what it's description of Ebony says about you...
and how powerful unicorn hair is.

maybe you can copy paste the text it says about each part!

Do i bother with it later? Is it amusing. I do drink often from my gryfindor coffee mug
Also visited platform 9 3/4s irl

They didn't use the word murder, or death, or anything, but any adult who thinks about it will rapidly realize that was his intention.

Keep in mind that Gen1 is recovering from a war, Gen2 involves one little tidbit of lore where an entire tower burned down, killing at least several things inside, and involved a criminal organization initiating what is effectively an armed raid on a radio tower to find their leader, among other things.

Gen3 there's not much to be said, beyond the evil team awakening a pokemon that would inevitably cause the end of the world through drought/flooding.

Gen4 had a team seeking to literally end the entire universe, and remake it in their ideal image.

Gen6 involved a lot of exposition on an ancient war, and a superweapon that'll kill everything every at all, and/or make those in its immediate vicinity when it fires live forever.

Gen3's Gen6 remake also includes a girl who had, and lost, a child as one of the post game major characters, in addition to the stuff from Gen3 cranked up to the most logical extremes.
In fact, the drought/flooding is so severe in the remakes that it causes a massive ecological shift.

It's not that it's kinda dark for pokemon, it's that pokemon has things that turn really dark once you put any thought into it.

And don't try to give me that "It's not confirmed that Aster was Zinnia's child, or that Aster is named after a person at all!" crap.

Zinnia directly calls Aster her daughter, and uses very loving, and dear terms and speech with her.
It doesn't help that Aster's cry is "Mum!", which is not what Whismur's cry is.

What's a Swift tho?


Neat.
I've visited the room from the "Wingardium Leviosa" scene in London. That's all, really.
Resounding 'meh'

Thats it im gonna do it

Racist

Hehe, that's what I thought~!

Your patronus breaks up with you, then makes a mint singing about it.

What doesa a Swift look like?

My patronus is a dog... a Blood hound

whoops

My patronus is a DeerHound... not a bloodhound

Wow Sabrina, way to generalize.

Also i asked you a question.

Freakazoid

Lol.
Swifts look cool tho.
Ehh. I'm happy.

Probably more than Nintendo did, to be honest.
I guess Explorers of Time/Darkness/Sky could get a little dark, too.

My Loud, Annoying Dad is President, so the Quiet Unassuming Life I Wanted is Completely Over.
Chp1: "Also, My Mum and Sister Are Too Sexy."

I'll do it when I'm not so busy and let ya know. ;D


Proof it.


Oh, it's a bird. Neat!


Yoinks, Scoob. It was just joshin'. Get Chinese! Ask for an extra egg roll. (Pardon delays. I'm busy busy.)

It's a neat bird, too.
Looks FAST
Look at this~!

Ssssh its okay
Im just being a jerk :3
And extra eggg roll it is

No.
A lot of these things aren't things you can slip into a game without thinking about.

And they make them just obvious enough that just about anyone could see them, but just subtle enough that kids won't realize what it means.

subtle trued to seduce me in pm can we ban him

Brb thread.... going out for breakfast!


:)
bird


okay~
:D
you can always msg me later about it on steam you know!

Shit up loco

Ýush!

Dont shit on loco

Too late

loco spammed my steam with furry guro. can we ban him?


omgggggggggggggggggggggggggg
he's so cute! look at the little beak!


With sweet and sour sauce to dip it in. Ya gotta get the sweezo sawce.


I bet my patronus is a mentally impaired gerbil with a limp. ♥

Sabrina spammed me in PMs with her underage magnum dong, and we make her an admin?

I know right?
It looks so cute, for something so cool in the air.

Those were pictures of my vajay :(

sorry

why tho

international waters

Sweed n sowur
Ill get something special ya?

Hey

...hey you you I don't like your girlfriend

Really? Where ya goin'?


Way to get that stuck in my head.
Not that I mind.


Hey again!

I don't have a girlfriend :(

Hello.

Hustle as hard as you hate and you'd be a queen too.

And now puppies. You're killin' me!

Looks like Chewbacca got his melon cracked by a Jose Canseco bat.

Get something savory to match the sweet.

You knew you were gonna get squished, but ya came in here anyway. You got a squish wish?

Fuck you, Scoots.

Only if it's Sabby squishems :/

Cute&funny are basically the only things I save.

Like? you


Bwahahahahahahaha

...

I'm just trying to get away

New tho

Look it's not my fault i masturbated myself with a bottle of miracle hair gro when i was fifteen

How was i to know the cap would break inside me

Stop shaming me