In younger days we are concerned with what death means for us...

Kaybe's as good as it always has been. Maddie, as in short for Madison?

Don't tell me what should or shouldn't be hard.

I think your name fell off

I'm not as cute as Bard but I could go for some no homo platonic cuddles

Ooh. one of my coworkers has a 96 geo lol

He's put a lot of work into it but it still putt-putts around :p

My friend and I are going to a Magic draft tomorrow for shits and giggles/old times' sake. I'mma try to get some wins strictly off of my cuteness as I'm going in blind and haven't played in years lmao

Oh. Hi Kaybe. Are you going to play nice tonight?

No, Madeleine, like in my namefield.

why

Actually it snowed tonight so I cant get on my bike even :/

It's not the only thing.

*Squish*

I wonder if it snowed here. I haven't looked outside in a while.

I never play mean, people are just stupid idiots who should be dead people sometimes.

You know the answer, so why ask?

i don't that's why i asked dummy

I have $1200 and a dream my dude, can't afford to put in any work until I find a job so I just need the damn thing to at least pass inspection

That sounds pretty fucking sweet. I'm too dense for magic but three of my best buddies have put hundreds of dollars into the game and it looks like a blast for people who have attention spans

I want real cuddles, Squash. If I wanted *actions* I'd message Flan.

I think you asked to antagonize me.

Go on Craigslist

why would I do that?

furries aaaaaahhhhhhh

How would I know? I'm not in your head, thank God.

Well, okay then...

What's your dream?

Nah, I'm out of the game. Been there done that. Had a lotus, had a pimped everything blah blah blah. Just gonna get drunk and high and play some cards pretty much. Plus, I wanna see what it's like to be trans playing magic or something lol

I might get some booze.

For like the last 4 years.

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Maybe he has chronically dry eyes and blinks a lot. Could have missed the fur posts.

But I'm hypoallergenic.

Oh yeah Tsuchi
You definateley know what kind of flan action he's talking about ;)

My cuddles are for friends, Kaybe
not random craiglist goons

Just to finally keep a job and at least pretend to be an adult for a while, lol. I want to feel proud of myself for once.

I think you'll find it's pretty much the same, except there might be thirsty nerds lusting after you
Traditional games communities tend to be pretty inclusive

He did this to me yesterday
I usually just *pet* him. Less effort.

I'm hyperallergenic, we must have gotten our wires crossed.

A Craigslist goon is just a cuddle friend that you haven't met yet.

actually I'm a 5'3 Futa Loli

well i wouldn't

Same.

Ok, Luka.

nah, you ain't that tall :^)

cuddle buddies are for life, kaybe
you wouldnt underSTAND

Well that's good at least. How old are you?

That's what I was hoping for because I've been really craving some sort of social activity lately and happened to get my friend on board for it too so it should be a good time^^

I'm okay with thirsty nerds lusting as long as they're not the body odor type lmao

You're right, I literally would not understand.

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You ain't that straight, but we all have our flaws.

I'll be turning 21 in like four months. March 1st

YOU MAY HAVE THE WRONG AUDIENCE HERE MADDIE

I guess you wouldn't as a gay dude
only a man as straight as me can understand the joy of cuddling your bros

2:02 AM - Sublimed Angel: skin me daddy
2:02 AM - Spiders in the Sky: Be careful what you wish for
2:02 AM - Spiders in the Sky: Santa might cum early this year~
2:02 AM - Spiders in the Sky: >;3

ohohohohoh
I'm older than you guero~

I have faith that he'll find Guero.

Well, most of us, anyway.

We're going to need a "guero quotes" room at this rate.

short and thicc futa loli

Oh, there's plenty of time to become an adult^^

I dunno, I used to be a regular there before and there have been some pretty damn sharp dressed dudes at this place. I shall remain hopeful

cold go away pls

Sharp dressed if you're into graphic T-s under a blazer and a pinstripe costume fedora.

I'm as straight as an arrow and as sharp as one too
you shut your tiny undersized mouth

also "Yaoi? More like wowee" - Georgie 2016

I hope so. I come from a family where my gramps was working at a sheet metal factory at 14 years old so they usually make me feel like shit about how late I'm getting my shit together

You go get 'em, maddie. Find the well dressed Magic nerd of your dreams!

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i want to rape that little cub

even though his body is small and squishy he has the heart of a really big guy

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No, no. Like adults.

See, they're doing that thing where they don't realize times have changed drastically or whatever. Sometimes, yeah, maybe you should deserve to get shit on a bit, but there's like child labor laws at the very least nowadays lmao

Well I mean I'm just trying to suck a dick or whatever so meh

And the beard of an angry lumberjack. Or maybe it just looks big because he's so tiny

oh fuck off lmao

4u

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You're in luck, I have it on good authority that that little cub wants to get raped.

Fuck it i'll run this afternoon

Yeah right.

keep posting it

I'll be shinji again after 3 months of inactivity and being a slob.

This earlier iteration sorta sucks.

What's a shinji

yeah its solo

somebody who always runs away

Yeah. I don't let it bother me a lot of the time, but they definitely do try. I hear shit every time I need them to drive me to a doctor appointment
YOU SHOULD HAVE YOUR OWN CAR TRISTAN
I'm like nigga my body is falling apart just drive me to the clinic

welp at least you're honest with yourself lol

There's nothing inherently wrong with solo.

What are you running from?

kaybe please spoiler your gross cub shit at least

*shrugs* Why lie to myself any more tbhfam

What's wrong with your body?

its like having a cake and not eating it

like what is the point then

the voices of the demons whispering in my head

Maybe YOU'RE the gross one Guero. Spoiler your talk about your minor familial issues.

Some people are into that whole denial thing.

So you need to run away from your head? I don't think it works that way.

How old are you

a whole list of shit
mostly self inflicted from poor eating and living habits
been fat for just long enough for my body to not work correctly

Thanks babe.

im into it too. like the sub saying they're not a fag and then getting obliterated.

youtube.com/watch?v=CTLlzHyfyS8

I've learned that it's never a good idea to ask that question, Al, especially not this far in.

This is the part where I harrumph at you.

You must love that hardblush tiger twink.

it'll just drown them temporarily. eventually they'll shut up when you reach runner's high

i'm a cute 12 y.o. loli wearing cute frilly dresses

Hrmm. welp

I walk everywhere and stay skinny that way. I'm a strong independent woman and I need no car~

i dont care for the art style

This image is very gross.

She's covered in condiments and I can just imagine the fucking pig noises her pie hole is making.

You're edgy enough to be about 12.

S T O P

i'll take that as a compliment

I'd like to stuff a cute girls pie hole
with pig noises

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Harrumph away ya big fag

I'm working on the skinny part by walking everywhere at the moment, actually
down 35 pounds so far

THAT'S THE POINT ;)

If anybody asks I think you're 28 okay kid

No you stop

IT'S SICKENING

I'd like to pie a cute girl in the stuff hole.

Maybe I will you donkey dickhole

now is the winter of our discontent

this thing has a lovely body

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Just read the comics with your eyes closed. The way Hardblush was meant to be enjoyed.

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Sickeningly sweet. Just be glad I don't post the one of her sneezing.

You're a dinkey donkhole

oh wow! keep up the good work~

I'd like to get down to like 115ish, but I have to put on some weight for boobies so it's a weird situation to be in lol

What

I like the sketch of this one better.

Eugh

this one is my favorite

i need some sortve material

im spoiled like that

I regret nothing.

It's a shame none of those tricks for putting weight on just your chest actually work
May be a stupid question but have you considered implants???

Material? What does that even mean? You like your comics to be engraved on metal?

This second year is when most of the real changes happen so I'm going to wait before figuring that one out ;3c

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yes

I believe in yuri.

Furry porn should be a bannable offense.

agreed

hi
:)

That's pretty metal.

hehehe

Unfortunately it would be ineffective at clearing the shit off the board, you'd need to ban anime, music and meme posting too.

just ban tsuchi and more than half the shit will be removed

Ban everything.

I don't believe in half measures.

post cute anime girls

the rest of it won't really matter after that

Post a picture of you finally having the courage to kick the stool out from under yourself. That is, if it doesn't break under your stifling weight first.

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Subbers I'm in love with this hibike season 2

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What ep are you on? ^^

9, so now I need to wait episodes again! You?

7 ;~;

There's more plenty good to come! Do you not watch when it airs?

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I had a busy week then fell behind
What a disgrace..

It's okay, I'm 2 weeks behind TGT and I have Gi(a)rlish Number to start.

*pet*
We're all gonna die someday

TGT?
Gi(a)rlish Number is great :3

Yay, good pick then :3

The Grand Tour, 3 old Brits talking about cars.

Tbh I didn't really like the first episode and the Episode 2 comments made me go "nah I'll watch something else".

play video games with me?

!Luka//2GPU when

When i build my first every computer, of course~ ♥

Ohh, I wasn't familiar with that abbreviation
What didn't you like about it?
It was better than new Top Gear at least :^)

I gotta do some work now sorry >

*pats*

With Top Gear you knew it was staged but it was amusing. This just feels completely acted and over-the-top American.

;~;

okay....

*snuggles for comfort*

I want brain, give me brain
Wash down pain with champagne
Sour diesel, hydroplane
Walking dead, zombie gang
How you gonna kill me, I'm already dead
Yeah here a tip bitch aim fo da head

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en.shindanmaker.com/671644

George, the Daughter of Calamity, is several times more challenging in their EX mode.

If someone who likes cars as much as you feels like it's not good enough, they must've truly failed at something

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i am now watching jewish music videos

i know

Are you a cute anime girl?

Eh I'm downloading the e2+e3 now so I'll see also I'm just like cars averagely

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getting in on this meme

Nigga can't even drive tho lmao

fkn skrub

Lmao holy shit

dat BGM must be fire af

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Mhm~ ♥

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What the fuck is that sound

spent all that budget on Leeg skins and subway

Me.

LUKA ON DEM BEATZ

huehuehue

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...

rawr~

SEEMS ABOUT RIGHT

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rawr rawr

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Rawr

Mine called me a princess!!! ♥

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2mean5me

awooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Atleast i had a mean name

I lack chill

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beast of death!
spoopy

Best music to have a six-way to? Asking for a friend
Actually, for 5 of my friends

Facebook tier humor and I laughed.

Nigga you need a MrWhippee

What is this?

Super spoopy

ask test

The right pages are at least 4chan level
Facebook is actually surprisingly dank

OwO

WHAT IS THIS???????????????????????????//

my boss battke siybds uo oretty ~

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What

that was my reaction when haku owo

Pretty wooka baws

CHILL OUT MAN

the first song doesn't even rhyme
dropped

Haku was my first case of genuine sexxual confusiion :/

kuroneko kuroneko where are you

Russia

lol

i meant to say, i bet my boss battle was one of those artsy cinematic boss battles beautifully handcrafted to sound gorgeous, as i con troll the hands of time!

I think this is my favorite new meme

gay bar- electric six

Pleasant character overall.
Dick confused ina good way.

That one boss we all membeer

haku a cute

too bad my memorable stat on that thingy was low~

i cried pretty heavy over that arc :/

atleast you aesthetics

Hit me hard too bruv.
Especially when Zabu was lamenting as he died.
Shit was not daijobu.

*nods*

where have you been?

No where really, just woke up, getting a fastbreak, et tu?

oh so you werent at work and are just getting home?
you're actually just waking up getting ready for work in the morning right now instead?

i'm jus sittign here glazing thru some junk youtube vids randomly and staring at thread ;~;

hey you weebs entertain me and my petty life

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you into music?

why are you laughing at me i asked for entertainment not to be an entertainer!

also nice ko chan

depends i have some diversity in my genres

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tell me your desires

im feelin clammy

No, heh I have today free woo!
And YT is always fun, sometimes heh
that quality content

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it 2 am here

cute animu grills

the music is good but i cant tell if those are lesbians in the background

im kou

kinda look like dudes almost right
Took me a while but they are definately women
invert the colours and its pretty clear
what do you enjoy listening to?

no im kou

i didnt like the prim outfit in the animu but the expression was great

most of the shit i listen to right now are japanese, but i love me some rock

ur geek girl

bah

i should prolly watch the anime myself too!
:o

youtube.com/watch?v=mv1XUyRqcGU

getting pretty late fam

Ikt rate my Vietnamese lifestyle

adorable Lucy cap tho~ more pls

ya i'm super tired now ;~;

ＡＳＩＡＮ ＳＰＲＩＮＧ ＲＯＬＬＳ

it was alright but i cant find 10/10 anime these days. might just be my depression tho
also there were no good lolis innit

Nice

nice loli

DING DONG MOTHERFUCKERS

DING DONG

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u are

Ko is my spirit animal.
i don't look for loli like you.
i'm depressed too.

dat peanut sauce tho fam

lol

:)

I AM BUT A SIMPLE DINGER, DINGING ALL THE DONGS

Luka kill yourself already

haruhi

IF YOU UNDERSTOOD THE DING, YOU WOULDN'T FEAR THE DONG

she's cute

who is she?

the last spirit animal i had was nozomi from love live but that was like years ago

ive already seen it but idk if its worth rewatching

THE BELLS OF HEAVEN RING AND GONG FOR THOSE WHO SEEK ENTRY

SHE IS JUST A SIMPLE BELLRINGER, PAY NO HEED TO HER, BUT LET YOUR EARS BE FILLED WITH THE DINGS AND DONGS

Haruhi is garbage

post nudes

Toot toot: The anime

YOU DARE DESECRATE A SERVANT OF THE BELL, I WOULDN'T EVEN DING YOUR DONG

crazy lolis are cool

huh?

[RINGS BELLS]

Hibike Eupho

i like maki ♥

she should wear cute glasses

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
DING DONG IS PURE, PUUUURE

Hotarubi no Mori e

Taste not found

DING DONG IS NOT A LOLI DING DONG IS AN ANGEL

Im rewatching Another
Its quite nice
Did you catch up on The Hunger Games: Mahou Shoujo edition?

PERFECTION NEEDS NOT AID FROM SUCH PRIMITIVE NON BELLRINGER DEVICES

JOKES ON YOU, DING DONG HAS BARELY ANY PORN

ooh i wanted to watch that soon for the sweet sweet yuri thnx for reminding me

maki was my favorite in terms of grill but nozomi remains spirit animal

where is ding dong from
nice crazy angel

i havent really delved into movies because im afraid of getting sleepy but i guess ill try this one

Oh, you're right

Lets pray I can find a doujin

what's special about nozomi?

THAT BRINGS ME TO ANOTHER ISSUE, SOMEONE DRAW MORE DING DONG RING GONGS DANG DONGIT

DING DONG IS FROM WEEB HEARTHSTONE

I had to stop watching that after the umbrella on the stairs
Nah I think I'll do it today

Thank me later

ILL DING YOUR DONG M80 RIGHT IN THE DONGER

erotic acts and friends with horosho

idk any animu card games elaborate pls

what if i fall asleep

I'll be disappointed in you
It's 45 mins

SOTO MANAGED TO FIND IT AND THAT DONGER IS DINGER THAN A CAN OF DONGA

lewd! >_<

ayase kinda looks pretty :)

Its really good
It tends to get really edgy at times but it reminds me of that old ass movie Final Destination

But done right

SO MANY SLOW DINGERS IN THIS DONG YALL GOTTA GONG FASTER HOLY RONG

i fell asleep to super mega galaxy drill anime's movie so i expect to fall asleep to anything

are you telling me to go through the effort of reverse img searching for your stupid beru loli

love live sole purpose was for loods. also its a shame the maki doujin are being flooded with stupid nico

another was fun with the constant on edge feeling and no anime did horror like that i think

I REMEMBER WHEN THERE WERE SEVERAL DINGS PER MINUTE AND THE DONGERS WERE OUT OF CONTROL

ewww

YOU TELLIN ME THIS HOT PIECE OF DING ISNT WORTH GONGING UP? GO DONG YOURSELF CHINGER

I was just kidding I watched the whole thing
Shit goes 0-100 real quick when they're at the mansion place
Can barely remember what happened at the end though

fap is life

the sight of aoba is eww

arent you contradicting yourself posting that

Rescind this statement at once

YOU DINGING ME WHAT I CAN AND CANT DONG YOU GONG RINGEING KONG RONGING CHINGILINGIN BING BONGER?

Agreed.

the cause of scary was that dead person that no one expected

the sight of aoba does not give me boner in the slightest

YAH I AM YOU GOT A DONG PROBLEM WITH THAT YOU DINGER

aoba is gross tho

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ID RATE THIS THREAD TWO DINGS OUT OF FORTY DONGS BEFORE I SHOWED UP, NOW ITS A SOLID FORTY DINGS YOU BETTER RING UP TO ME YOU GONGERS

YOU CLANG CLONGER I BET YOUVE NEVER EVEN DING DONGED IN YOUR LIFE ALSO DONG LOCK IS MY CHING GOT IT?

afk

YOUR TASTES ARE SHIT SUBTLE

SHITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

im sorry i just wanted to pay my respeccs to the ding donger

take ur shit taste with you

WHO ARE YOU DONGING AT

WELL GET OUT THERE AND DING DONG AS HARD AS YOU CAN RING TO THE HEAVENS GONG THE FIRELY DEPTHS OF HELL UNTIL EVERY ENTITY IN THE RINGING RONG DING DONGS

YOU CLONGERS ARE LUCKY IM OUT OF DING DONG BUT ILL RING BACK AS SURE AS THE ECHO DING DONG FILLS MY HEAD

shadowverse? it looks like a shitty jrpg. is ti fun?

FOUND ONE MORE DING DONG

NEVER DONGED IT I JUST DING THE RINGER

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the ringer could use some of my dong

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sup

hai mugi whatcha doin

watched westworld

now listening to youtube

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nice fallout boy cover :^)

wat?

youtube.com/watch?v=dZEnQogAd8U

obviously stolen 5 years before

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This is horrible

I want to do this.

i wanna do the gummin too

westworld?

its a tv show

Support for N DirectInput device instances - check
No game dependency for input handling - check

I'm [somewhat] competent!

aPOLOGIES i WENT COOKING. bUT i OUGHT TO CAP MORE LUCY :3

bout what?

robotic cowboys slowly realizing they are just scenery in a game of hardcore larping for the super wealthy. destined to get murdered and fucked everyday in loops

moar! i want ~ ♥

The joke is that the start of the two songs sounds the same.

yAY!!!

whats so good about rushi i cant fap to this

That's...........Not...........FUCKING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

It isnt funny, Because F.O.B are the best.

She is super cute and whimsical.

It is.

Test....No........It's........NOT!

thicc lucy booty is great just saiyan

is furrytail even a good show from what i can tell its fma failure sibling

Just slayin

I thinks its good. never seen FMA

im sleepy

so my friend and me were eating hotdogs and we happened to get into a discussion about how wasteful it is that there is female and male hotdogs and how when you make them you have to make them from two packages because they are hard to tell apart and bad stuff will happen if you do not make a mix and so while pulling out two packages explaining this and showed me how unnecessarily large the hotdogs had to be to accommodate for this male female hotdog constraint and started preparing one by adding it to a hotdog bread and adding ketchup and mustard and condiments and just as we were about to reach some grand conclusion to what the problem was and what the solution was my alarm clock and I never go to know what the actual problem was but it felt like something greater

u ~ u

Zzzz...

nini thread family

American Neru.

ni ni

What does every goddamn Canadian poster live within a 3 hour drive of me?

Besides Theseius.

It's literally a Neru copypasta.

nanana

I have a rin now

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I forget, do you live in Ontario too?

LOL

no but not as far as luka said he is

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Icey. Icey.

Well, you probably aren't in within a 3 hour drive from where I am, then.

Not that any of my cruises end after three hours.

ye I think alburrrta is a tad bit further lol

I may or may not have read that Albumta.

kinpatsu lolis are the best

well I do like butts

kinpatsu?

blonde hair

I'll take you to Albumta.

Kinpatsu == Blonde Hair, according to a quick google search.

Lillie is an bets pokermans.

oh well here

too tired 4 google, no bully pls

Well, maybe you should go to sleep, then, dumdum.

you go to bed! also I picked up a few more of lillie from 4chan

nice flat

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I'm in bed still.
Haven't quite gotten up, except that one time to pottee.

My one friend keeps linking me to Lillie memes, it's amazing.

it's best when she's making out with the player chara

ugh they need to make porn for lillie already how do i satisfy this boner now

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Nyanpasu

Lillie pics actually actively make me not want to masturbate.
Lol.

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i watched a few clips of the new sun moon with lillie in it and the english dub butchers it

get in the god damn bag!

azngrill and lillie best girls

I wouldn't know, I only watched it jp so far, lol.

truly

I HOPE YOU'RE HAPPY RIN

how much eps are there for it anyways?

post moar loods im too lazy to search

I think I have one or two more

I was tempted to post something autistic like "Stop kissing me".

How can I be happy when you won't even give me headpats...

6 thus far.

I like to imagine that femtagonist is the only one who survived her wrath from that.

she has a hot mom too

then I'd have to find more to post

cute

I really, really don't like Lusamine.

You know, I never really thought about it.
But it's kind of astounding that my PC doesn't have tan lines like that.

You'd think by now that her arms at least would be Kukui coloured.

idk anything about her character she just has a dominatrix aura and that appeals me

Less dominatrix and more insane.

Also she's an abusive mother to best grill.

i like crazy girls

mhm given the endless amount of sun

Stories go that it grabs the hands of small children and drags them away to the afterlife. It dislikes heavy children.

that picture cuts off too soon >:T

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oh god, what have they done to crash?

tHEY TEEN TITANS gO'D HIM

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nyanners is fake loli scum

nyanners sounds kawaii
i JUST LIKE THAT COPY PASTE A THOUGH :3

whats that clip from if its not from hentai i need to watch

@Femtagonist
-t Lillie

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hmm I'm not sure i think MAYBE one oF tHOSE gUN animes

why is it allowed that people can be homeless while others are really rich

tbh the sound effects are the worst bit

pics

you're starting to sound like a fucking rred commie there neighbor

homeless is kind of a hard problem to deal with

it makes me so sad

such is life, sadly, sometimes it isnt even about money
theres a homeless man around our town that cycles around collecting carrier bags, and his parents are quite well off

So many in my city too
I gave one guy a fiver last week

I'm a Slitherin.

I haven't had breakfast yet, but I don't feel like eating.
I blame the snow.

Snow is a lie by China to deny global warming.

I'm a Canadian who literally just finished shoveling the driveway.

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I bat everlong on exper in rockband!
I'm proud vecauase I've never dne hat before

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Communist propaganda.

Slitherins always get a bad rap for being evil
Maybe they just never got a chance

my sidses exploded

But I'm a regular background character.

Merlin was a Slytherin. Regulus Black and Severus Snape were both Slytherins that died trying to defeat Voldemort.

I'm a slitherin.
A slitherin into those pants.

That means you probably won't die
At least not on-screen anyway

Noted that you're a huge HP fan :x

I KNEW what your spoiler was gonna be

Harry Potter's son Albus was a Slytherin, too.

Consistency is the foundation of trust, right?

*Slithers

lmao @ harry's gay son

ya'll are fucking gay
goodmorning

Get rekt bard.

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wut happened /aneki/

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Ask smiles and buttfox

You live too close to me, move further south.

is haku a girl i forget

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Haku is based trap

And where the fuck do YOU live?

If there's a question whether they're a girl or not, they're a boy. Haku probably has the biggest dick.

STOP BEING SO GAY

Komekko :3

When animated everything KonoSuba

wat?

haku is wasted potential wasnt he kekkai genkai

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hhaku is a girl

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If it wasnt for op main character powers haku would have been unstopable

Short and sweet.

ur gay

what main power characters

Typical Anime/Manga overpowering and overselling their main characters. Ree.

ur gay

Kakashi killed haku and zabu

ONLY BOOBS ALLOWED

no u

oh right he copy zaboozies techniques

Prove it!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Fucking fight me.

*kisses u * o/////o

The seat of Nipissing, about 2 hours north of you.

Bard is a p big slut.

e-e-e-eEEHHHH???? K-kuso inu.....
Baka

OWO

Jesus FUCK.
Jokes on you though, I can make it to Nipissing in about an hour and 20 minutes. My Grandparent's use to live in Sudbury so I know the roads like the back of my head. And speeding. But Whatever. Wanna get lunch? ;)))))))))))))))))))))))))))

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I dont think you got that right ooble

palm of your hand*

I know the back of oobles head pretty well wink

listen here cunt
What the desu did you just fucking desu about me, you little desu? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my desu in the Navy Desus, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret desus on Al-Desu, and I have over 300 confirmed desus. I am trained in desu warfare and I’m the top desu in the entire US armed desu. You are nothing to me but just another desu. I will desu you the fuck out with desu the likes of which has never been seen before on this desu, mark my fucking desu. You think you can get away with saying that desu to me over the desu? Think again, desu. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of desu across the USA and your desu is being traced right now so you better prepare for the spam, maggot. The spam that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your desu. You’re fucking desu, kid. I can be desu, desu, and I can desu you in over desu ways, and that’s just with my bare desu. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed desu, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Desu and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable desu off the face of the desu, you little desu. If only you could have known what unholy desu your little “desu” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking desu. But you desu, you desu, and now you’re desu, you goddamn desu. I will shit desu all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking desu, kiddo.

I mean, I'm usually up for almost anything.

I was being generous, not everyone is cool enough to ignore the speed limit.

What...

omo''

You mean you don't go 125 down the 400 series highways?

umu

I don't have my licence, but even if I did my car is a Supra, so I vehemently refuse to get hammered for speeding.

What did he mean by this?

Not that that Supra's in working order atm.
Gonna need to shell out to fix her up. ;~;

memes
gime a nini pls? its bedtime :3

Nee nee bardo-kun

Oh, you don't have a license? DO you not have money to get the car fixed?

Basically, and I can't justify the arm and leg it'll cost me if I don't have my licence, lol.

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Makes sense. So how do you get anywhere, do you just live right in town?

My house is centrally located, so I can just walk basically anywhere in town.

Oh that's convenient then. I live on the edge of my town, so I have to drive to get anywhere.

Ouuuuuu, Merry.

I don't envy you that one; I'd probably have my license already if my house were anywhere else.

It has been so long since i went back to liveleak and bestgore just to watch a motorcycle crash video

test was right you really are edgy enough to be 12

He has, on two occasions, asked the thread at large if he should take up smoking cigarettes.

I don't even feel like I need to say more than that.

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I only watched it because I was planning to get a bike. You'll get used to gore easier once you start working in the hospital. You'll probably even look at it from a medical perspective.

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Pretty funny actually since after a few weeks that I asked this thread I saw my former professor post on his facebook if he should start smoking to relieve stress due to all of his work.

Cigarettes

do not

relieve stress.

They create stress.

They relieve stress on your wallet :^)

They help you lose weight, especially in your pockets.

Can't argue with that. I discontinued it after I experienced nausea after a smoke. Though during the few times that I tried it, smoking gave me a few minutes of "free time" to think about stuff.

They also help you die.

Answer the question: How old are you?

SIGN ME UP

21

:shock:

N-no...

Cigarettes! If they're good enough for Fred Flintstone, they're good enough for me!

Aww :3

I know I sound ultrachildish in these threads. Don't worry I act really professional in front of my peers.

I'm not sure I believe that, but okay.

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Tobacco, truly the most prevalent killer of the early cro-magnon.

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I probably wouldn't be studying medicine if I acted like that IRL.

Ironic, given that sabrina is fucking cancer.

I hope that isn't mace

I got nervous and I accidentally the repel.

n ew

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