Every day life with monster girls

Retoast for grim

Oh i do. Im always in touch. Had a biyearly meeting yesterday with her. Damn dishpot.
Ive recently been digging thid place out of crisis after crisis.
The whole staff team could be inline fir a pay raise soon. Fingers crossed on making bank.

i already pumped your rum with my pickle pee
everyone has

ganbatte

monster girl musume

me too

no, I mean there's no way you have the picture I posted because the artist never uploaded it anywhere.

literally in the op. everyday life with monster girls.

I am!

I don't even know what a eh vargooba? is

Liking loli makes you a pedophile so i don't blame him

you're bad at lying, tokai.

good one tsuchi

nice

thanks is it good

THAT NO PICKLE PEE

Indeed, cause this is truth

it actually is pretty amusing. I liked the uncensored version when I watched it as it aired and I'm rewatching now to cap papi. I would recommend if you like cute stuff.

i will fucking murder you with female reproductive organs

NO MORE PUMP A RUM

I love cute stuff :3

why is snuggly mad thicc in that first picture yan
stop it

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

facebook.com/livinginchinaironically/videos/1698452223800032/

there she goes

people cook with pig uteri somewhere in Kansas, you could just batter them to death with some

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then you will enjoy it.

gros.

no laughs!!

err, censored version as it aired, I meant. the uncensored came out a few months later.

stop telling such funny jokes then

Or you know.
Stuff them in his throat.
I'd probably need a lot to actually choke him though, it's probably used to having a lot stuffed in there.
hue

you won't like

THERE IS AN UNCENSORED VERSION

WHAT

I know I won't that's why I said gros

yup. it's pretty great.

looks like something got moved up to my number one to watch spot

what a pervert

it no joke

whats a weener

Are you grabbing sun or moon tonight?

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I already have my preorder of moon arriving tomorrow, pretty excited.

you're adorable.

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You might be able to guess which version I got.

the uncensored s1 is fully out right

Kinda wanna ___

sun probably because you're a faggot.

yes, I'm aware. it's what I downloaded.

you're a butt weener nut

aiite just confirming

you see me posting burd butt and titties, you know I must have the uncensored version somehow.

wow rude.

Yeah I guess I am for not getting a 12-year-old's Sonic Werewolf OC in my game

well its possible for the full season not be out in uncensored glory

that's literally exactly why

true. but I have all 12 episodes so I'm pretty sure it's all done.

Monster Musume actually got an uncensored version out now?

The show is still garbage though

I wonder if Grim and Ikt will still keep watching it after Horsegirl comes along

I NOPE'd so hard

ITS SETTLED THEN

rude vayjayjay

yeah, i'm totally missing out
lmao

Mlp???

centora is adorable though.

have fun you pervert

he's going to be on my team just to spite you now.

this is too lewd

there's literally no such thing.

Cupcake why do you watch shitty hentai?

That's cause youre an owlfucker

it's not hentai you baka.

I do have a weird thing for birds.

i want ice cream too

Looks so gay

i dont have this space

ice cream is great

mean...

HOW?!

gimme ice creammmmmmmm

hard drive says no

open up

My dick is mean

I don't understand how you could let things get to the point where you have that little space.

hat u

i only have a terabyte or so

LMAOOOOOOO

Get fucked nerd

I have 3. a lot of that is filled but I still have plenty of space to spare. you should get another harddrive.

I still haven't adjusted to terrabytes being small.

is it strawberry

it's vanilla.

mfw cuppy says it's not hentai

yeah and sekkai no qwaser is a legit shonen too

and boku no pico was an emotional drama

popotan

PO PO TAN!

but it's not. there's no actual sex. there's no vaginas or dicks shown.

have u seen that show?

AND KISS X SIS WAS A FAMILY SITCOM LMAO

I have actually lol

good
strawberry meh

im broked

well that one was way closer to a hentai but it was still just ecchi. even the ova season didn't really get to hentai levels.

true.

get more!

Cupcake, stop trying to facefuck everyone with ice cream.

omg im four episodes in it's kind of blowing my mind in the strangest way.....

shut up and eat your ice cream

:(
I don't want to post here anymore

money?

yeah right
and To Loveru is a romance

It was pretty cool and sad and cute.

jk luv u

yes!

I get the joke you're making but you realize none of these are hentai.

I want pistachio

also mai is the best

U-uguuuu?

that's a horrible flavor.

That's the tiny blue hair right?

I liked the maid too

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weeeeh

How?

BenQ G2450HM
€50

Do or do not

...

looks like a good deal

pls donate 1tb

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If the series has partial nudity it's just an ecchi anime

as soon as you have sex scenes it's a hentai

eating an ice cream is perfectly normal.

???

I dunno lol

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what is this sheer madness

That's actually his dick in some kind of magical illusionary disguise I think.

no mai is the cool sporty girl

also about the maid why is she there? is she human? she doesnt act human. what about that time the girls were out and she kept making food? what the fuck? why is she the only one who sees the signal that they have to leave and what gave her that ability? which raises another question, what is compelling them to leave? mai seems to imply they have some control over it when she gets sad about moving constantly. what the fuck?????

this show raises so many questions and is generally a total mindfuck but not in a good way just in a weird way

sniff sniff

she's just kissing it better

The truth finally being exposed.

Hm, asking now then. I got another one for €35 (1920x1080 and HDMI) a while ago and no complains, this looks k too.

5ms, 2ms GTG‎ is the most important thing here btw

kissxsis is a totally normal fetish

eva confirmed ecchi

0/10 trash show

i want to be an ecchi anime

If they are more than a year used do not buy

I knew there was something in the nerds

You may be overthinking it.

Also I don't remember much of it cause I watched it in like 2010-11 or something.

I rape straight men and turn them gay

nice try guy

y tho

Buy a HDD you nigger

Or quit bitching about not having space

Or better yet buy a gun and end your life already

jk Ikt you know I love you ^W^

electrolytic capacitor variability

i can solder i think

just need a cheap monitor for rpi and sim

also the animation ranges from absolute garbage to mediocre, the dialogue after a period of time is grating, the forced nudity is ridiculous, and the stories ep to ep are just inane
but i kinda love the show

but i won

is it worth buying the $20-50$ new capacitors and opening up the thing then replacing them then closing it up

not to me it isnt

You keep telling yourself that
whatever helps you sleep at night

ur in denial i just destroyed(allcaps) u!!!!

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i open up things all the time

heck i opened up an rc car and put in an arduino to control it with a controller for fun

cute things... ×w×

I don't know how people can watch Idolmaster or Love Live

Honestly the only good thing that comes from those series ar e the full color doujins that are 10/10
And maybe like a song or two from the series

Love live > bleach

nu uh. really?

stop sniffing me you weirdo

probably for the cute things

snniiiiiiifff

I completely agree

Grim has bad anime taste

heeheheeehh

Soto something something taste

grim do i need to watch the movie before stand alone complex

The movie is the only one worth watching you retard

hush

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what loco said

same

fry up some

thats not what i asked :)

what did you ask

i mean i dont rewatch things so i can just delete things when im done so i dont need an expensive new hard drive

tokai you a freak

so do that then

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ddont say that
im a normal cool boy

could i understand stand alone complex without having seen the movie

These are so fucking lolz

i was considering ordering some from the local joint that does great chicken and top notch chips, but the bf has also cooked a fucking lovely sausage casserole

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sniff

yes
they are separate entities

then eat bf sausage

i now have 57gb free

Did you mean breakfast sausage or his bfs sausage?

both

cool ty ^_^

i already have today tho

gross lmao

You don't even play the GAME

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I do though

Everytime I go over to Manny's or Victors we end up drinking and taking turns playing OW
I just don't own it

Incorrect
You get both
I should know

Buy it you bum.

I'd rather buy some cologne from Express since I just finished the one I had

Nothing's a waste if you had fun doing it.

I thought you of all people would understand that.

I'm not much of a vidya gaem kinda guy though
You guys should know this by now

I dont wanna do what I did with GTAV and bought it for like 60 bucks and only played like 4 hrs of it then never played it again lmao

That's how I am with almost every game, except for VNs

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Fun fact: the only meat specifically mentioned in historical accounts of the first Thanksgiving is venison. "Fowl" could mean anything, and likely didn't refer to turkey.

rin come sit in my lap

Oh, but I'm buying Don't Starve Together for my little brother though

I have a social life unlike you, ya know lol

Fair enough. I play as much as I do just because I have people from here that play it that I can voice chat with during, else I might get bored of it too.

I'm sure turkey is tastier.

i probably have less than 20 hours online tho

tokai WHY

good boy

Honor history and eat bambi this year,

Dear sausage is pretty yummy, but I agree with you. Turkey is wonderful.

oh he's probably very drunk, that's why

don't question me you butt weener

Whats your fav dish or side dish from Thanksgiving dinner?

Pretty much would be the thing that would keep me playing tbh

But now that I think about it I dont have a mic or cam
I need to fucking get one already since I can never join in tc

How is it likely that it doesn't refer to turkey? It could just as likely be turkey as any other bird lol

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Why do her tears go sideways tokai

special eyes

Is it because RWBY is complete and utter garbage

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Garbage eyes? like in the david bowie song

I like clicking them all

they play at the same time

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finally something we agree on loco

I've had deer sausage. And deer jerky.

Both were a mistake.

Deer season is in full swing here. My friend's dad got a buck with a bow last Sunday.

Green been and mushroom casserole! You?

No, don't call me out on this! I don't know the answer!

I don't want alcohol I want ice cream

Yummy bambi wrapped in a bow.

At the very least get a mic.

Do I need to dedicate an entire wing to bedrooms?
Or can I make it a greenhouse?

I mean, Lucia loves the house already, so she won't be upset if I don't make her an entire wing for her room, right?

And what should I make the north wing, storage?
Trophy room?

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bedrooms
cause comfy

and trophys
cause cool

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Was there still shot in it? That happened to me once. Luckily I didn't chip a tooth.

Yep! That's what I meant. ♥

Whoa that sounds unique, I'll give it that lol

I gotta say Turkey or a nice Lamb Chop, some gravy, mashed potatoes, and a biscuit/sweet roll
That's honestly all you need in life

I wanna get a fancy steelseries wireless headset for Black Friday/Cyber Monday

Drop like 200 or more on one

How are you doing.

@Ban

I choose....GTFO.

I like a simple meal too, but my mom insists on making every dish her grandmother made despite the fact that it's just the two of us and maybe one or two friends who can't fly home that year. So many dirty dishes...

Fairly well. I was ready to start pulling my hair out yesterday when two big clients decided to revise their stupid commercials at 5 in the afternoon.

How are you? How's the finger?

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Yeah, you mentioned that. Glad you're doing better.

It's fine. I'm feeling pretty shit though. Cold and wind and wet all day. It started snowing at one point. Longer hours are starting and I don't have any days off from here on out so.

/frowny face

wassa madder?

Luckily no.

Though the Romans used lead as a sweetener. It couldn't have been all bad.

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Why are you posting this image

me_irl

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S-sabeeba?

Greenhouse means easier fruits and veggies though.
And it's not as if she doesn't have a bedroom.
It's just that it's upstairs, attached the balcony, like the master bedroom.
Though I kinda agree on the trophy room.
We can put her sabre cat fangs in there.

Why sit in lap tho?

why not both?

there's nine total room options for the wings and 3 houses you can build so I always end up having one of each spread across all three houses.

me_irl

okay I quit now

but potatos outside are nicer
and meat
cause hunt

ye, little huntress all growing up.

cause comfy

I have school tomorrow

I prefer the murder house in windhelm tbh fam
Fuck calisto

and this is a problem because...?

that is a pretty good house.

Yeeee i never did get to try my neceomancer playthrough
Annoyingly

Necromancer*

I have a laser printer it makes my room smell ozone but

you could always do one now.

welp, i ordered chicken in the end
fucking slow ass lentils fucking up a good evening meal

brb, shower.

filteredyouth.com

shit, you must think I'm made of money.

I'm just a huntress, Cupcake.
I can barely afford to build this one as it is.
Plus I have a daughter to feed.
Yeesh.

She's a little badass, so what was the first thing I did?
Gave her a dagger.
Then a wooden sword.
Then another, better, dagger.
She practices with it every day.

but

...

True that, tempted. I need to stick with it though and fucking nail serana
Dat cold pussy fam
Might root and branch my mods and redownload.
Get rid of unnecessary mods i have that could potentially ruin loadout with too much bs

lmfao

i fucking love 4chan

Canada confirmed more hateful than USA
holy shit look at AUS

This looks rigged.

Like the election

cause I need sober work work

that's super cute
and dangerous

Poor Beebo. No days off at all? For how long?

No wonder the Romans were violent perverts.

Scuba Lou?

lol india

One day she'll be as good as her mom.

No planned ones. If things go quiet I may be able to take a day off once every now and then.

Until Christmas. blegh.

I just ordered in
Hi
Guess who is off until tuesday when infinish tomorrow morning
I cant habeeb it
HELLO

Russia looks so nice on that map too, also surprised the BRs are red hot.

stats are from Holla Forums
tell your fellow countrymen chill out

i honestly think they are red hot because of how many people shit talk them about shittin in the streets

i too want to get violated by cute monster girl harem

D E S I G N A T E D

maybe mom can cover her when she slits someone's throat

Lets be honest.
India could be better.
Giant sewer.

This is basically porn cup

Is it an easy fap?

should i watch the censored version instead

i dunno

you have a poor idea of what makes a huntress.

Loolop, I'm so boring. I don't have anything else to talk about. Help!

Congratulations! What'd ya order? Does it come with an eggroll?

gotta fight off bandits tramping your place somehow

This is just distasteful.

The most dangerous game.

I ordered kebab because ive had Chinese alot recently
/remove kebab
With chilli and garlic sauce
Tell me
Your day
How is it?

Why watch monster musume when I have my own loli bird ass right here in front of me

Kinda ironic I'm eating fried chicken tho

fair point, I'm so sorry.

yeah I just started a vanilla fresh start in the new enhanced edition and I've been having a blast.

dum dum dum

Look at dat ass

wait for papi.

Bandits don't wander the woods for no reason.
I mean, there's furry critters that like to eat people out there.

Touche.
But I haven't gone insane and made an island yet.

I'm not feeling very talkative either tbh.

Really? Hm maybe a conjuring play through then. With restoration/destruction sides.
Maybe take the stormcloak road as i never go extremist.
Whats yo build?

Niggas HONGRY

same as it almost always ends up, lol. stealth archer.

time to beat up sabs.

bird loli

im no dum dum

oh right, I used to play with encounters mods
you'd have bandits and sorcerers wandering the woods. suppose lil daughta can finish of the deer then

Wanna know something?
I've never had kebab.
My day's been alright, except I may lay into this goofball part-timer when he comes in today because he moved a client's commercials to a new folder without telling me. He's gonna get it!

It's ok, Bleepblorp. Let's just exist together and not have to talk. It'll be nice!

Try it. I got a surprise waitin' for ya.

best burd.

you are the dummest

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*hug*

No you will NOT put your dick anywhere near me.

I'm sorry I didn't mean it

I always stealth thief
I never magika
Dark brotherhood?

Tear his ass up
Then get them a coffee
Stick and carrot
And youve never had a gyro? I think its a similar same thing...
But yeah. Someone has left me sass in our work
Im not impressed

haven't done it yet, but obviously I will.
yeah, it's just the most fun I've found. I went destruction mage for my first playthrough but magic just doesn't do enough damage, sadly.

*squish*!

I don't get it. One day you're begging to see my enormous wiener, and the next you want nothing to do with it. Are you always this indecisive?

Never! I'll throw it in his face!
Ooooh. I've had one o' them!

Yeah destruction is shitty without mods
Urgh lydia

You need to tell me
Tell me word for word what you say to destroy his dreams
Make him infertile

i'm a woman. I change my mind every three seconds and nothing is ever my fault.

i was looking in the mirror the other day and my arms are seriously muscular. like i'm wrapping my fingers around the bicep now and it would take two of my hands to do it and I have had fingers that can go from c to e on a piano. they must have been getting like this over the past year but i've never really noticed before. i'm not sure i know how to not be a spindly twerp sabs. do i beat people up now?

and normal fighting is kind of shit too. two handed means you can't block so you're constantly pausing to use potions or food, and using a shield means you can block but you do soooo much less damage and two handed weapons are just too slow. sneak is just the best way to play.

Allahu ackbar

yaaey

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Especially with alchemy buffs

First I'll wap him on the nose with a rolled-up newspaper, then I'll say a forceful, "No!".

Then I'll rub his face on the audio server monitor.

Suuuure, kid.

You become a vigilante! And since you're already an artist, it should be easy to design a spandex suit.

yeah, no matter what my build I end up just incidentally leveling up enchanting and alchemy because it's useful. smithing too, obviously.

It's alright.

Most "encounter mod" I do only affects the roads, and it just adds more patrols, and fights between the imperials and the storm cloaks.

i am.

sounds like a lot of work. can i just use juice oranges between my arms instead? human juicing machine.

You savage
Its nearly the weekend
Busy?

Cant help
Enchanting is life

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I didn't choose the enchanter life, the enchanter life chose me.

nah dawg

Farengar knows whats up

he looks bothered

those two
especially cause vanilla civil war is super underwhelming

Work your way up to crushin' watermelons in the crook of your elbows.

Busy busy. But I shouldn't complain. You and Loolop work harder than I do.

That's me on the left. Who gave you that?

too

hence the filename.

...watermelons aren't that much harder to crush than skulls...

You work just as hard. Dont sell youtseldf short.

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those who struggle are weird
its great

so you're saying you won't struggle?

Doobar, how's the keelboob?

How do you know that?!

yeah, don't you stick your butt in the air at me.

You're just so jealous.

i don't want to talk about it very much but i'll tell you it's an experience i went through as a child where i saw an earthquake destroy a steeple and the rubble crush a man and his mercado watermelons with equal ease

depends on who of course

Just arrived
Soooooo tasty looking:3

so now you understand the struggle.

no

you're being deliberately obtuse again.

goodo nighto

sleep tight emily

iunno what that means

neenee

which is a perfect example of what I'm saying.

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huh

What's that on her fingers!?

I'm sitting here like "I need to hunt some goats." but because Falkreath is all forests, I never see any.

Like, it'd take forever to travel far enough for goat hunting and horkers to finish my kitchen.

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there's a shit ton of horkers near winterhold.

Yeesh. Sorry I asked.

I kinda want some popcorn shrimp
for some reason. :-\

Gonna stay mad forever?

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Horkers are tundra coast animals

Yeah.
Like I said.
It's at least a couple day's travel to just get there.

no u

and winterhold is right next to a fucking tundra coast can you FUCKING NOT RIGHT NOW SCOOTS I AM IN NO MOOD

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it...really it won't take you long to walk there. I mean in game days, sure, but like...maybe 20 minutes assuming you don't stop to explore on the way. I'm guessing you choose not to fast travel? I try not to very much but I use it if the distance is massive like that.

you could also get a horse carriage ride from whitehelm, yeah?

;~;

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hey that looks like mine

I feel like you have to be choosing not to see what I'm doing.

lewd.

I can confirm this.

Also
Its windhelm
Or whiterun
Not whitehelm

Kinda wanna slap sabrinas ass and see what happens

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I feel like I'm pretty confused right now. care to elaborate?

whatever you fucking skyrim NERD

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sorry won't bring back the watermelons

Cuppers, look at how dishonest the media is

You god damn dragonborn foreigner

I just recognize my butt

it's a nice privilege

"hey guys look how white the republican party is wow I can't believe it holy shit who'd have thought that if we constantly accuse them of all being racist old white men that black people won't want to associate with the party at all wow wow"

Geet some???
Sorry missed this post

which is lewd.

pls no bully

*huggu*

also I love how race is the only thing that ever matters anymore. that and gender. why see humans as individuals with different desires and thoughts and feelings and whatnot when you can just write off entire swaths of humanity by only looking at their outward appearance LOL

I have a lot more fun playing the game if I play it as just another resident.
So I'm playing it as just another resident.

How am I supposed to make a 4 day trip across the province to another hold without putting my daughter at risk in some way?

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And CNN keeps speculating why Trump won. Also, post more bird bitch.

ah, I see. well then yeah, I guess you're never finishing your kitchen. maybe you can get horker stuff from a shop?

my butt is not lewd

I will continue to post her. but not because you told me to.

yeah, the major sources are all shit these days. far too left leaning. so naturally trump only won because everyone is a sexist and a racist and a xenophobe and it has nothing at all to do with them constantly trying to push their bullshit pc agenda down our throats and people getting sick of it.

for now.

I can try.
I was just about to head into Falkreath, but I somehow feel it's too small to find that stuff there.

Maybe Riverwood.

riverwood trader never has anything like that I don't think. can you make it up to whiterun?

a man died because protestors of trump being elected

let that sink in

because of getting a candidate they don't like, that hasn't even been put into office yet, these people caused a man to die
god bless the USA

huh

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:D

WHY ARE PEOPLE FLIPPING SHIT WHEN NOTHING OF CONCERN HASN'T EVEN HAPPENED

not to mention the thousands of dollars in damages done, the hundreds injured for daring to vote for a candidate these people didn't want, and of course don't forget love trumps hate u guise also I'm scared of how trump supporters will react when he loses oh my gosh guise hilary supporters will just be sad if she loses but trump peeps will be mad :(((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((

fucking disgusting human beings.

bully.

do ho ho

Why don't people think

because thinking would take a modicum of effort and it's easier to listen and believe.

Alright, be a defiant child. See if I care.

That's why I voted for him. I want to rob those people of hope. Drag them out of that bubble of theirs. Let them know FEAR!

my butt is protected property

is your bulge protected as well

I don't think so

I just want them to stop acting like the world NEEDS to be how they see it.

for.

now.

Probably.
It's only a stone's throw past Riverwood, but that's still pretty far.

We'll see what comes.

-teleports behind you-
owo whats this?

my the odds ever be in your favor, humble traveler.

that is a weapon
it protects itself

stoooop

because you elected grabembythepussy

like i don't agree with protesting democracy is democracy but it's understandable

h-he's fast ! n-nani ?!

alright I'll stop. for now

Better than WW3

what? a little sheathed dagger like that?
Don't make me laugh

I hope this election has taught you to not give up our hope of driving these babies into a corner. The good fight always prevails against the odds!

allahu ackbar

grrrr

its an extender

I'm not very good at hope anymore, regardless of what it's for. but I'll try.

*explodes nicely*

luv u

How are the locals in your area handling this? Any uprisings close to where you are?

Yaaaaaay

first of all, I never go out, so I have no idea.

second of all, I live in arizona, which does have a ton of mexicans, but they're good upstanding conservative mexicans. arizona is a red state.

imma go brush and then sleep
bai

riin if you read this out of fullscreen
im on skype

bluublublu

Orange Chicken is the worst choice you can pick when ordering chinese

It's shit

The only acceptable sides are BBQ Pork, Broccoli and Beef, Black Pepper Chicken, General Tso,s Chicken, or at least fucking Teriaki chicken for christ sakes

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Nigga they don't got that shit here
This ain't NYC fam

goodnight tokai.

love me some orange chicken. might have some today.

It's called a TV, grandpa.

I was afraid Nevada's icky blue color would contaminate you. St. Louis has been surprisingly calm, and this was the city were 4 buildings got burned to the ground over the death of a black teen.

get rekt

feminine extender :^)

Why tho, its just too sweet
Only way I can eat them is if I douse them in siracha

I don't watch tv.

well so far it's been calm enough from what I can tell. guess some states have no problem accepting the results of a democratic process.

I like sweet things sometimes. I like the sweet and savory combination of it. and you said you like bbq pork, and bbq is sweet as fuck.

Ya...and Missouri also turned red. I think my state is the only Midwest state that turned blue. It is, of course, Chicago's fault. And yes, there is a Trump Tower over there.

sucks to suck, bitch nigga

Leeloo Dallas Multi-Pass, what would bring the watermelons back?

Fine! I will!

Nope. You're wrong.

I am neither of those things.

but you are okay with the first part?

nothing brings the watermelons back. the closest they come to coming back is us accepting in our hearts that they are gone forever and cherishing the memories of the melons.

or, seeds and water and soil.

What do you get to have them with?
Dios and sides?
Are they like scampis?

Do I look like the sucking kind of guy to you?

Oh yeah!

Let's start a watermelon patch. I feel like it would be good for you.

kinda

I don't usually get a side with them. I just dip 'em in cocktail sauce!

Wait, I lied 'cause they usually come with hushpuppies, but I give those to mama.

Time for a reality check, whore.

Whats a hush puppies?

what does that entail? I haven't been for a reality checkup in years.

its when u hug me! uwu

I had a watermelon patch. They were never very big.

I need to do some gardening when I move. I want to grow my own food but it's kind of difficult without irrigation.

I wouldn't hug YOU you're a GIRL girl's are ICKY

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The kind that strikes your cheeks with the force of a ton of bricks.

Why don't you just go stand in the corner and stay out of this, k?

They're little balls of cornmeal batter that are dropped in the fryer with seafood, usually catfish or shrimp. Some people put peppers in them. They're ok sometimes, but I don't usually eat 'em. I figure I'm getting more than enough calories from the shrimp!

I'd love to grow some tomatoes, cucumbers, and melons. I'm just not much of a greenthumb, I'm afraid. I barely keep my potted ivy alive.

Aoonds nice.
Mmmmm seafoods ^^

I'm kidding, I'd hug you.

that's my favorite kind.

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Growing up we had our own squashes, aubergines, potatoes, onions, olives, grapes, tomatoes, cucumbers. But the plot of land by the house is down this pretty steep hill and tilling and irrigating and cutting back and seeddrilling the place on my own in the heat isn't something I can really do.

Tomatoes I could probably do because they don't take much effort but I don't like tomatoes very much.

This guy just approached me of joining some "Dawnguard" thing.
Vampire hunters he says.

Like, I haven't seen any vampires in my neck of the woods. Which probably means there aren't any.

Oh and cherries, quinces, almonds

But those just fall off the trees there's not much effort involved

GN do NOT bully oobles. she's been through enough, the poor thing.

if you can't see something that does actually prove it doesn't exist. science taught me that.

No one here is that level of bully

It's less "can't see" and more just...
I spend all my time travelling these woods, right?
So I figure if something's out of whack, I'd've noticed by now.

She's embarrassed not sad, ree

the woods near your home is definitely a good indicator of how the rest of the world is.

I bully with love though, so it's k.

only i am allowed to bully ooble

ooble can't tell the difference. poor thing...she's just a girl after all.

The woods around my home are what determine the safety of my child.

she bullies you, rarely the other way around.

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that's all that matters!

Exactly.

All I do, I do for her.

and all you do is her.

I sorry, lets make peace

Now, when you say girl...

she's a real girl tm

i bully her every night
sexually

sure, sure.

lol so much for the uncensored version amirite?

Okay, just needed to be sure. The internet sure is a funny place...

:^)

there's only a few scenes with toplessness so far. I do in fact have and post the ones I have taken though.

I'm a real girl too !!!

Wh-wha?

You seem to be feeling lots better, btw. I'm glad!

I used to hate tomatoes too. I don't know what changed.

...no comment.

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To Love Ru Dankness is so much better fam

I would never!
I don't even have that mod installed!

I think it's just the texture I can't get past. I like them well enough in sauce.

Are you home and comfy yet btw?

I'll be sure to watch it sometime.

I don't even have the mod installed
*anymore
*yet

one of these or both of these is how that sentence could have been made more accurate for you.

Um, yeah feel pretty much back to normal heh.
Thats a good thing i am sure

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Neither, actually.

I have better games installed if I want a night of passionate love with a loli.

good point.

Not yet, but I'm about to sneak out early. Wish me luck! I'll try to come back soon and bother you some more. ♥

Take care of yourself in the meantime, Beebo. Stay warm!

Scoot, we both know that word doesn't apply to you. But it's ok, 'cause that's one reason I love ya. I gotta go for now. I'll see ya around!

Hottest shot of her yet. What anime is that? I need a substitute when im waiting for new episodes of that other anime where girls fight each other with heir butts.

Good luck
Allah bless you ninja sabs

Ah oh I may be asleep by then. Msg me.

gl

everyday life with monster girls. it's good.

Monster girls are my fetish.

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Are these monster girls legal?

I am also quite a fan.

Yes, is what I post

Too bad bird girl doesn't have a beak

how cute.

not a fan of beaks. fan of burds. not of beaks.

The fuck are you?

Yes, that's me

Ever wondered what beak BJs feel like though?

GN

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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where is that ponies diaper

Never mind then.

I DO NOT HAVE A PENIS

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mmhm

no, I really haven't. I can't imagine they feel very good.

Man, it really is nice being adorable.

The adorable benefits are exquisite.

1v1 or tim

What? Not a fan?

Alright, damn! I believe you! Chill!

Ya ya, we all know how you like to have your dick chomped out with teeth.

papi so cute askdjhgasfubd

I never would of thought of that as a game you would play.

don't know you

how easy is it to get carried in team games

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Oh, I will rape you, kid.

bragging about your adorable privilege now? how uncouth.

a beak would snip it right off. blowjobs from a normal mouth don't involve teeth if the person giving it has even a slight amount of experience. geez. you'd know if you weren't such a VIRGIN.

Way to weeb grim

You probably don't even know half of the privileges.

I'dd say its pretty hard for 1 person to beat two people by himself unless he does some kind of early rush they aren't ready for.

I haven't played in more than a year though.

I want to hug her and scratch her cheeks

Ah, just making sure you weren't someone I pissed off at some point.

I know how BJs work you dumb lil fag! I was referring to people who actually like a little teeth mixed in with sucking! Now get off of your high horse's dick!

of course not. I'm not cute.

same. she's adorable af

people who actually...what...what the fuck? that's insane. no one likes that.

Allah bless

Guess you don't search for weirder things like I do every now and then. There are several videos of BJs with dick biting...or just lightly grinding teeth on dick.

that sounds absolutely horrifying.

Yes, that is what I was getting at.

You're supposed to be upset, way to ruin my fun.

Huh..this may be the first fetish I've heard of you being afraid of that doesn't involve blood or body waste. Interesting.

Remember that thing I said about not seeing vampires in my neck of the woods?

Well.
I'll admit I was wrong.
This Dawnguard business doesn't seem quite so nutter butter anymore.

oh, oh sorry. um...

hey! how dare you imply that I'm not adorable! you bully! grr grr grr!

the journey to the dawnguard is way too long though. you couldn't leave your child for that...

afraid? no. just not interested in getting my dick bit.

Gomen
But it's true

If you want to upset Cup you have to threaten his hair in some way.

It appears that I was mistaken, that was completely adorable.

You'll know fear when i'm done with you.

'course not.
Doesn't mean I can't prepare myself, though.

Know yourself, and know your enemy.

;_; ok

TB, that's just cruel.

Now stop crying and smile!

There are other ways.

That's just the fastest.

FORBIDDEN

son of a...
this has backfired.

2spooky

I heard they can turn invisible. be ready.

But why give away such sensitive info? I thought you two were drinking buddies.

The Arkham series, Cuppers. Best Batman universe ever.

Yeah yeah.

This implies Cup anticipates being within 100 miles of anyone from here.

Exactly as planned? :3

New thread is where

I do enjoy those games. haven't played the most recent though.

absolutely one hundred percent not allowed.

not even slightly as planned. you may have won this round emma, but don't get complacent.

never ever

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