Everything you know is a lie

Crêpes avec beurre supplémentaire?

lmfaoooooo
True story though
nigga looked pregnant for a good while back in the day

the comic is set in the 90s and the guy is Italian so he has an excuse

nah. that involves work and my grip isn't good right now.

Don't fat shame.
He'll end up bulimic.

If its done right it doesn't sound like anything.

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True. I wonder if you can still strangle someone effectively while they scream though.

I think he might have gone through that already
Have you seen how skinny he is now?

You can't scream with a crushed throat.

Night

nini

but airflow. is any too much?

Has he gained a chin or neck yet?

Thread is boring. Not sure if I want to play more games or stick stuff up my ass.

nice

Probably depends on how big your neck is actually.

you are always a source of good screen caps for me to repost and post elsewhere

What has the chafed dick?

Stick things in my ass for me.
I'm lazy but want to feel loved.
But without actually doing anything.

Who this?

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I finally find a Sega game I enjoy in the later years and I think they finally did something right only to have the menu HUDs vanish from sight along with literally every other dynamic menu in the game.

h

would if i could

thought you were leaving

=

I have sorrow.

I just got here

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how come

we have ids on this board

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dunno. My dick folder is like my nuclear arsenal. They are like arms to me at this point.

no one special.

Lack of butt diddlers. I need it.

I already figured it out.

0

The only angle you can get of shot of his dick with.

oh

That was a joke wow are u a speg cant understand a simple joke?

M-maybe I can do a show for you, m-master...

It is required the comment be funny for it to be a joke.

If not then the joke am becomes you.

nice try

maybe

-

I will consider it for another time.

up to you

really? really? are you this dumb

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wonder if he thinks he is offending anybody

New IP, new chances.

He's Canadian, he does not know any better.

i thought i unbanned you anyway

Who is KS?

I'm using a proxy

I did not notice, I was not expecting to be un-banned.

;-;

Oh my god, Kiss.
Just put your name on.

can you explain to me what happened

I'm posting pictures of the actual users who use this pathetic board.

rip

I do not have my trip on my laptop, and plenty of people call me KS

I reinforced my leaving forever with a perma-ban
Now I'm house sitting on a new IP and am bored so I gave up on that.

no ur not

ah

i saw your appeal so i figured you regretted it

I am not able to keep up sometimes.

Post yourself, hot shot.

What did I put as my appeal? Something about mod abuse? I think I just did it as a joke, unbanned is fine though I was getting bored of being left alone all evening when my friends abandoned me to go out places.

it has been YEARS

i dont recall off the top of my head i didnt really bring it up with the other mods either

confirmed for emma

It does not really matter at this point.
I was the one who asked clockwork to ban me, I figured I could get it undone if I wanted to.

so much love

all over the place

It was funnier on Holla Forums

I need hug.

2?

2 is plural

w e w

Oh lord.

not enough sir please

If he posts again I should just send it.

Years.

What's going on?

what are you doing

Squidge is being annoying

Threatening you with a good time

with 9 months of me being gone.
It will be 3 in january though.

You should have done this when Sci was posting CP.

But you are here.

You just made me realize how Luka would end a letter or email.

*Regards you kindly*

*Reports you kindly*

who

grim this is wrong and ip's count as dox. take a time out

Nah

LOL

maybe

yeah writing emails should be like writing letters, if you're a normie

how was your nap

But he posted it publically.

I wouldn't dare deprive you of my company anymore.

regardless you are threatening someone irl that is repulsive im going to add days if i see you evading

God forbid.

wahts happing

destroye
d

Who's Grim memeing on now?

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Anyway, how has your day/night been? Are you working this weekend?

lel

I am.
I have next friday to sunday off, and then Thursday to Monday off after that.

TBH

nobody believed it

but it happened

meme magic is real

I wouldn't call that memeing

Having weekends off is nice since you can stay up late with your friends.
I hate weekdays sometimes because some people go to bed early because of work/school, while I stay up all night because I have no self control or sense of responsibility.

steam

I don't really have friends aside from you guys and people who live far away.

I was literally just on, why couldn't this have been done then lol I'll turn it back on I guess

But I said he had a chance.

By friends I meant you guys.
I have not had irl friends for over a year and a half now.

*Huggu*

same smh

o-oh

almost nobody

ABUSE

i thought he had gotten better too but no he acts like a scumbag and threatens someones safety and now he wants to make a new board because he got bitch slapped for it

take your fucking timeout and get over it

y-you are all I need

You also need to breath.

it's time for thread mortal kombat!

Recognition

cum @ me bich
ill crush ur a$$ lik a fukn gob

I will go sip tea, watch youtube videos, and say mean things about myself outloud since I am alone.
Bye thread.

A necessary evil, time to go do stuff, bye squish

Later.

nigga I'll button mash all nite long, fuk u right up mate

supernanny timeout corner

[Insert your address here]
Get haxord.

I am a good boy.

this small purple blob of a thing is cute as fuck

o only if you do it in spanish and shave half ur head

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Everything is memeing.

WHY IS THIS WEBSITE FUCKING DYING?

perfeeeeect I came this is done

but..... but then you're saying hillary is memeing and I refuse to believe that she is the attempted murderer of a meme though, poor pepe

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assassin update is ass

i told you id add time

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Neru how about you actually get good with Lulu for once

whenever I get good rito nerfs lulu so that Iam back to where I started

nice damage control fam

Support update is amazing, tho.

Why is this so addicting to listen to?

Ian your submissive ass would only be useful playing support tbh

I AM GOOD AT OTHER THINGS

LIKE AP NASUS

AND REGULAR NASUS

^W^

ytse a heal slut? ytse a heal slut

What an exciting night.

Excellent observation.

You try.

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where did the
go

Yeah, I'm not putting up with your shit this time, Grim.

Everyone agrees you deserve the ban. Stop making me your punching bag because you don't like getting banned for shit.

I'm good at Nasus okay

I'm not good at top, but I am good at him

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Yeah.

Not in the mood.

Estonia has a pretty as fuck flag.

thank god ikarous has finally "quit" the internet

Another one bites the dust

You can never leave.

You told me to fuck off.
Make up your mind.

Implying she's ever "leaving" anyway.

Whats grim done now?

She requires quotes around it as well.

what rank are you then soto

What a big bummer.
My friend that I just leave behind and completely cut off contact with me finds me like this.
All of the stupid lewd shit i've done. The gay shit i've said and done. It's all so ohrrible.
We used to have plans to stick together forever.
enlist together
serve with each other through the buddy program
I miss him.
I'll never try and contact him again. Don't want him seeing me like this.
I'm gonna go. I think I need to leave all of this behind.
For good.
And move out into the real world, making something of myself.
He must have been so disappointed.
;_;
God wh y

You know by now youll nevee leave. Just accept your demons. We all have.

there's always one solution to that

I wish I had sexy demons.

that image is only funny because grim listed himself tbh

his body begs to differ

Bench me, daddy.

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What did grim do? Ive just awoke and cant see posts.

Oh look it's Mordin

Hey Mordin

As long as you weight under 245 faggot

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Shhh....
I'm suppose to piss off.

Molest me instead.

How fat do you think I am/?

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i wonder who is the heaviest animus posteer is

I try not to assume genders

or maybe the lightest >///

Ah.

How dare you knot know.

am i expected to know everything, god damn woman.

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I am 190 and have soft brown fur.

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Still my best moment in UT.

You are making me mad lisa

YOURE TEARING ME APART

Honestly this was the coolest guy from UT
Nigga looked so faded

spoilers

wew

I love him.
I wanted George to post as him. I might instead.

Did you just want to say hi?

Have you and George messed around before?

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Tons of times. We use to leave food shit all over the house.
It was a mess.

:|

Fine. Im annoyed now. Thanks.

Pretty much
Glad to see you're not dead

Hi, Annoyed.
I'm Kyle.

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Kill me.

Tsuchis face when

Hello. Yes. How can I help you?

Its like you enjoy my suffering.

I really do.

I'll take one joke with extra laughs please.

My life.

That isn't nice. And you wonder why im so prude about sharing.

Distress

Send dick and I'll tell you.

[laugh track]

You disgust me.

You like them pretty blond dogs, eh?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
BOP ZINGY

No.

I like em thin, and actual girls.

Like

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[Seinfeld theme]

How did you get my picture?

I'd hold hands with her so hard

and then fuck her.

You know that's a famous trap, right?

Lmao well that's cool
Yeah you guys seem really close
Oh I'm shitfaced btw

Sorry to put you on the spot bro

Is that supposed to be like a shota youmu or something?
wts is that

1: I doubt it.
2: I wouldn't care.

I know he'll mock me in call for this, but he is probably my closest friend. IRL or otherwise.

dont lie to me

Sow, really? You did that? No wonder you didn't want to share.

Also, Soto.
Pet my soft fur.

So if I had a penis would you still love me?

what's up?

1 week 2 days 12 hours.

in case you need to add onto it

Well you don't look like a grill so no.

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So grim got banned because squash was posting illegal content???

kay duly noted

ROASTE
D

right on

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Wow, do you always look for the penis?

we all have our interests.

someone post cute japanese girls for me.

*Memes externally*

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someone post convincing cute japanese trapas for me please

- All of Mordin's boyfriends

wot mate

you doin good?

Grim didn't do anything wrong

little depressed

hbu

Here's a western goat man instead.

Why you ban grim

about the same, it's a mad world dog

Nobody is ever at fault.
We are all Godless monsters. Abhorrent walking sin. The physical manifestations of internal strife.
Shake these shackles of mine, Scoots. Let me know what it was like to live if only it means I must die. Life is fleeting. And how I grow tired of living.

I know someone here does.

Or this.

I haven't really gone out yet.
Nor do I have a car.
Next weekend probably.

Close enough

Ew
Terrible
Is that ic?
Stank

would've been my first action, car or not

Brown nipples in Japan are considered bad.
Pink is pure and they sell fucking tit makeup for it.

threatening to report a poster to their isp

doxxing as well though he argues the person did that themselves

we'll be okay

IC?

Ultra bitchy this sounds
Lol
GEEGEE

god damn are those tuggable

i do?

I agree that pink nips are master race

how about some more

What did he mean by this?

Situation.

I have pink nipples.

I don't know where the I am yet, so just gimme a bit before I start hitting up cuties.

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How cheesy lmao

So who's the dom?

Wow Mordin I tried my hardest to try and keep a civil conversation with you and not even 3 replies later we're talking about dicks

I'm disappointed in myself tbh

I'm sure but it'll take as everything does

gotta just say fuck it and get out there to get some of that sideways fun

Later scumbags

I don't make enough friends.

It's not my fault. You're a homo.

I did nothing.....

see ya memelord

meh gotta do it even when i know it will be taken poorly

he's just fucking with you

best of luck to you. keep an eye out. goodnight

night bae sleep well and feel better too

I'm moving up in the world.

You need to go out and make friends
Be more social :^)

What a fucking bully

lmao

I still don't see anyone posting cuties

Hey
That's pretty good

Yeah, I don't cope in social settings.
It's hard enough getting through work. I crap out and stop talking to people after 3 hours there.

You love penis.

Is this cute enough for you?

I was number 3 in another game.

Isn't that kinda unhealthy?

Nothing bad about being gay.

Some.

Depends.
Some people get their happiness from being around people.
It just drains me. My neck is also fucked up so talking for too long starts to hurt. I can only talk for about an hour before I need a bit to recharge.

Colbert.....I think you are projecting

have you been number one yet?

You are only making me angery.

Here's a pic of me.

I have not.

You're getting angery? How about getting Beaned instead?

Too tired to wait for replies so I can close conversation, good night everyone.

hey you're kinda cute

How many are there on the list?

bean me up scotty

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is this even a real person

It's not even that
You just give gays a bad name lmao

Wow Im like the opposite
That's crazy man
so what do you do on your time along? Just stay in your room and fap?

Hi lexi

A lot?

I don't know the exact number of people playing Xenoverse.

I try to just relax.

Did you expect anything less?

are beans even real

It is. Xi DaiDai
She has lewds and lewd videos.

Wut, is that lexi? I don't remember where I got the pic.

Yeah, just look at the shirt/skirt
It's lexi's

Just smoke weed I guess

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Its a picture of Lexi that literally everyone has.

Esto es un arroz con mango

Nah, beans are a figment of your imagination.
So is this picture of a cute nipon goat man

u tellin me that that is actually a poster in this communittty

Probably tens of thousands...

Pass.

Don't worry they don't have a penis anymore.

Its a girl no.

Lexi hates me cause I'd always call him a guy and he actually cared about pronouns

the best

I didn't know lexi had a specific shirt/skirt to her name.

Maybe I got it from here then, don't remember saving it, just saw it in my folder.

I don't speak not english.

I hate you so much.

good I was afraid of being called gay

They weren't such a bitch before taking all those hormones.

uhhhhh but you live in japan?? ? ?

I know its been posted here before but who knows.

They also cam whored on 4chan too.

100% not gay.

Well, if it's any consolation, you can have this free goat man pic.
On the house.

It's gonna take me at least a year before I can speak it somewhat decently.

picture related
it's me

Lewd stuff.

I just want JAPANESE GIRLS

picture related

it's you

How do I take this?

That's a funny way of spelling "all"

Projecting a video of Mordin being gay, sure

What about Korean goat men?

I don't know......

Almost Friday

And payday

Hooray

im not in korea anymore so no

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y...you're amazing....

What about goat man from somewhere.

Thanks for the support.

Mine is maybe a little over five inches long, thin and has a lovely delicate upward curve to it and it is almost feminine looking in a way. I know girls don't have cocks, but if they did they would look like mine, or at least that is what I think.

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Is this fresh pasta?

Going to bed.

night squash, sleep well

goodnighgt squashers

same here

they're all dead

bored

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Lexi.png

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lewd

someone post some lewd for me.

how so?

also

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Take a little minute and tell me the story all about how your life got flipped & turned upside down.

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Post more of that cutie.

Its me irl bro

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adorable

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I don't believe you, but she's pretty cute.

I literally had my alias written on my forehead and posted a timestamp.

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Well if it is you, you're pretty cute.

You got that going for you.

You got some sauce on that buddy

hahah
sorry I dont like condiments

you continue to disappoint my penis, bard.

Now tell me this.

Am I a boy or a girl?

oon the upside
I nnow understand how relative minors and majors work
Now I can play in A Minor!!!

Shes cute Whoever she is

A pretty cute girl.

I don't know what any of that means my dude

!?!?!

Correct

Where do I get one.

America

Well
there are 8 given different notes, with sharps or flats
A/# B C/# D/# E F/# and G/#
every one of these has scales that corelate to them, with the basic being a Major Scale (a diatonic scale with the pattern of going from the root note to a Whole step, whole step, half step, whole step whole step, whole step, half step) or Minor Scales (W, H, W, W, H, W, W. W)

the way that this plays out leads to each of the major scales having something known as a relative minor key
for example, the Key of C contains the notes
C (root), D, E,F,G,A,B
while the A Minor Scale would also contain the notes
A,B,C,D,E,F,G,

How disappointing. Cuties are so hard to find.

Look harder

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Omg hai ^ I’m user-san and I absolutely luuuv @@ anime and my fav is naurto!!! Okies so anyways, im going to tell you about the BEST day of my life when I met my hot husband sasuke!!

im so proud of you i could cry

I'm very picky.

H-haha t-thanks

It finally clciked for me so I am super happy :3

so what are you up to tonight ori?

Just chillin in my hotel and watching Breaking Bad

You?

Sounds like a problem.

I a want to play fallout
but I am playng my guitar and vaporing a bowl uwu

Such is life in the zone.

God I knew you were gay but I didn't know you were a faggot too

I have a tabletop vaporizer for Dry herbs thank you very much

don't listen to him, you're chill

I'm vaping right now and I don't give a single fuck.

I showed you my dick answer me

I don't smoke or vape, i don't know what any of that means.

Show me your anime butt instead.

a pretty decent thing

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and she's RUSSIAN!!!!!

Stealing things I've posted before.

Shame

youtube.com/watch?v=Wdrch-IGico

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A true statement indeed.

You've posted this before...?
do you have anythign else like it? I just discovered it from an answer on quora and I am loving it

AAAAAAAAHHH
I'VE ALWAYS WONDERED WHAT SHE WAS SAAYING

you're welcome.

Your well cum

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