⭐️Princess of the Internet, Hufflepuff Elite, The Sweetest Secret of NIMH, on her phone

Boycott america

The nigger, the faggot, the spic, the goatfucker tears on cnn/bbc/reuters etc., man. It comes crashing down as massive waves of butthurt, today will be so fuckin' hilarious

bai amy schumer
bai jay-z
bai miley cyrus

Delicious.

They are literally crying.

...

But trump is the pro lgbt candidate.

"Wow the USA will be ruled by a racist dictator. Congrats for the rising of the new Hitler.
Brace yourself as the world is going to get real ugly. The world is shocked"

" Today will truly go down as the darkest day in modern history. A pathologically lying, fascist, racist, xenophobic, misogynistic, bigoted sexual predator became President of the most powerful nation in the world. This isn't just a nightmare we can wake up from, this is the new reality we have to live with."

These are actually top comments. Look at these miserable faggots go all "BIGOT HATER NAZI FASCIST HOMOPHOBE ISLAMOPHOBOE yadda yadda yadda"
I just hope these annoying faggots will be dealt with quickly, until then their share is CLIMAXUM DESPAIR AAAHAHAHHAHAHAHA!

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youtube.com/watch?v=El1-iguxkz4

yeah

not doing well on horses today either, so im on ice hockey now

yeah they're literally delusional

Oh shit that IS BEAUTIFUL
Gonna bath some more in liberal tears later gotta fuck off to work tho

trump says caitlin jenner can piss wherever she wants

he don give a frick

She didn't even go to her fucking rally to tell people she was quitting.

She told them to go home and see in the morning.

"we aren't saying anything else tonight"

She then called Tump and conceded

turns out the last thing she told her supporters was a lie

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Well I mean she didn't say it but i'm sure she told him to say it

eating it up

mmm me too~

I

Just

Can't

Stop

Funny how none of the people gloating none stop during debates aren't here right now.

Really funny

real funny

...

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youtube.com/watch?v=L1BK286YeP4&index=53

I'm gonna have so much fun

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Give me all you've got~ ♪

hahahahaaa

...

umm o.O ???

laci green is fucking nuts

what did she mean?

eh?

Shay carl is the shit

She only came to see the tears.

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-packages up the tea cart and watches the squirrels take it out to the moving truck. Looks around the broom closet for anything left behind and spots a bottle of lemon pledge that rolled under the cot. He grabs it and puts it in his bag, then closes the door. Quickly scurrying across the thread, he looks back at everyone and sighs. You are among the least pleasant people he's ever known, and he regrets all the time he spent here. Closing the door behind him, he climbs into the truck with the squirrels and pulls out down the road, a "help wanted" sign pinned to the broom closet door.-

*baby burp*

heh

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Don't rope me in I dont supporrt either party......
that really hurts my feelings alot.....

nate...

HAVE FUN IN CANADA

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psh......nothing personal...kid...

*personnel

I already used that filename for a previous version without hte logo tbhhh

Trumps in charge now so I don't have to take this.

Wop wop wop 80s revival

USSR when? ❤️️

Goodnight

My Trump bless you.

may

srepp tight ban

White America is disgusting minority

ni

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how much did you lose in dodgecoin, Erin?

Bernie Soviet uprising when?

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if hes alive in 8 years

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`

omg my macbook is all working and updated again ^^

what was wrong with it?

also

it died a slow death from a series of issues

the battery still doesn't charge, but other than that, it's working fine now

I'm loving these, Grim.

Implying trump isnt dead by the summer

oh my
well that's good

he's gonna be oke

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Trump gets gunned down

I saw some of the initial animations of this guy, he's really good

but when the stuff goes into incest territory its just

no

mabels a cutie tho

Stop this.
Do you like making me cry or something?

Time to deport grim

don't hate the pinecest cause you get none

I apologize I am shit should ky myself

It's really cute and not a bad cry tho.

3 hours of sleep ought to keep me going a lil more

You shouldn't stay up so late.

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I wanted to waatch..

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Once in a while is fine, but sometimes you seem intent to starve yourself of sleep.

my spoilered text still stands but oh

*fiddle*

peenoise pride

I disagree.

You should take better care of yourself, love.

provide your reasoning please

iunno how

Portraits of Donald J. Trump and President Vladimir V. Putin of Russia at a pub in Moscow on Wednesday.

You're posting quite possibly cutest twins.

I find this hard to believe.

at least i got recreational weed

but it's true

Then maybe you should listen to the people who care about you more.

game over true ending

that's a reason for sure but I don't know, feels

Give me those links again, I'm a fucking retard and didn't save them.

..now I feel guilty

fine ill tryy, but I cant now..

I wasn't saying now, like I said before, making up sleep is a myth.

tbh I always thought that big events in the past like world wars and countries forming and gaining independence were never really going to happen because the world is so global and stable

but I realize that stuff still happens like the berlin wall and the middle east conflict and this meme magic election

maybe they will be remembered in the future

and we are all part of it right now

**watchcartoonsonline.eu/gravity-falls-season-1-full-episodes/
watchcartoonsonline.eu/gravity-falls-season-2-full-episodes/ **

whose future

Way to be.

I'll go sleep early toniight.
have to anyway..

what's your day gonna be

history's always happening, those who think we changed in that way are ignorant of it.

Tbh, kind of hilarious really. The Democrats reap what they sow. Shit luck for all Americans like.

they need a better nomination process. they had 3 people in the running compared to there 17

their*

the spoilers died, this is a sign

I remember thinking the same thing but realised it when Russian wants to mess with internationally accepted borders.

Bernie needs to lead the popular uprising now
reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

bernie please forgive america

Maybe it wont be so bad.
Maube only 5 million will die.
I am optimistic.

at least i got recreational weed

Atleast brexit doesnt seem so bad now.
But then again.
Thatcher lite.
Urgh.
Time to look at korean girls before my second shift begins.

ww3 pls

It's wednesday?

I may have to run to the store to grab some things.

There weren't any spoilers.

Tags don't compare across line separators.

Why even live. God bless korean girls

I think I might understand? cause it was a second line the spoiller asterisks became unended so no spoilered text?

I still don't know what to ask for my birthday.
why does that become so hard through the years.

a small trip, stay warm.

no way I'm going outside today.

it's your birthday?

noo
sunday.
but iunno what to do with it

Yeah.

If you use enter to separate lines, you need to do formatting tags on a per-line basis.

I'm a Canadian, of course I'll stay warm!

If you have a New 3DS, then pokermans.
If you don't, then a New 3DS. And pokermans.

just enjoy it if nothing else

I'll keep that in mind! thanks rin

I watched it again.

Best current year ever.

I'm laughing like a maniac especially after the dream I had.

it's really good isn't it?

heheh of course.
aah I bought scarf sometime and it's all so warmer now.

ehh I don't think I can get into pokemon.
and im mostly at the pc anyway

yeah thats always something

This is an official commercial, lol'd heartily

It gets me at "Of course we'll always be together, silly!"
Every time.

I guess.
PS4 and FFXV.

please dont move to canada

my lil bro has a ps4 and is gonna get FFXV
so I'll just play when he has it.

I'm strapped for ideas now.

do you get all teary eyed?

No.
Shut up.
Why would I get teary eyed.
I'm not crying.
I just have something in my eye.
Shut up.

I've been so for quite a while now.
last year I asked for books and beer.
but I got plenty of those now already.

eh I'll just wait it out, not supposed to overthink it.

...

I was waiting for the part of that webm, where she turns around and is a dude.

take a look at that soul sucker

is it raining in here?

It must be, 'cause I ain't cryin'.

IF YOU'RE HAPPY AND YOU KNOW IT CLAP YOUR HANDS

IF YOU'RE HAPPY AND YOU KNOW IT CLAP YOUR HANDS

IF YOU'RE HAPPY AND YOU KNOW IT

AND YOU REALLY WANNA SHOW IT

IF YOU'RE HAPPY AND YOU KNOW IT CLAP YOUR HANDS

it's pouring you dingus

same really

lol

hell is gonna be so lit

...

tell me how it is down there

Personally, I can't wait to see what this result does to suicide rates among young Americans. Crossing my fingers for an increase over 200%.

hot

me neither me neither, now for a few hours of sleep in the rain night rin

sing in it

wew nice gif cheers the horrid mood a little, anyway night tokes

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i wonder how he handled it

we'll find out soon

god I fucking hate paperwork and corporate bureaucracy

I put all this effort into being a dickhead and the resident SJWs aren't even here.

Fuck my life.

Rest well.

cup was losing his shit last night

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AND I MISSED IT?? FUCK!

so was moogs

my shit is shaken

He didn't kill himself, why did you guys lie to me

Jeeesus. I'm surrounded by faggots.

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👌

The republican party's initials now stand for "Grab Our Pussy" Instead of government of opportunity. (GOP).

Personally, I think Trump's too stupid to do any real harm.

Unless he authorizes a nuclear launch on ISIL.

But I only payed enough attention to this to enjoy the shit shows that they call debates, so what do I know.

He's going to deport any undocumented illegal immigrant with a criminal record

shit's lit

But what about you, Curry Daddy?
What'll you do if they find you? :(

when did it get so specific

This morning.

My record is clean, I'm a first generation born and raised in NYC.

huh

:( too hot

no it's gross and wet like vagina

wsj.com/articles/donald-trump-transition-team-planning-first-months-in-office-1478699360

enter it into google to get past the paywall

Sup e-peens

THIS IS THE GIFT THAT KEEPS ON GIVING

Seriously, though, am I retarded or does that sound like a good thing?

huh?

no such thing

should not opportunity make it GOO or GOOP

What's probably going to happen is
1. Protections on the children of undocuments are going to be removed. This means they will be up for review.
2. I dont think he will deport the children if they are in school or are currently working since those are helping the USA

but then again the whole MEXICANS TAKIN OUR WHITE JOBS thing might go into it.

There will definitely be court cases if it comes down to that and I feel like the naturalized kids will win if it comes down to it

:((

meh the dems will take the house next time around and then it'll be gridlock

its what happens before then that is concerning

depends if its localized court

oh there's no burger in that one

dont be a fatty

when is next time around?

next election?

it is going to be a federal matter so its def gonna go to the higher courts

im not sure. depends on the state. there a few in 2018

gonna suck for the kids with a conservative supreme court judge

If the kids can prove they are contributing to the country they should be ok

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how do children contribute to the cuntry

It's a double edged sword

kids that fuck up once are going to be seriously fucked along with the kids that have fucked up multiple times

by being in school
if they're older it's by working legally and having a clean record

we'll see how that works out

Deport all slightly tanned people

Grim, if you get deported, come live with me; I'll get you sorted and I need a drinking buddy.

If that does happen, I'm get all that workforce and start a flower production company.

Shitposter commune when?

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I see myself helping create weapons of war for my country 10 years from now

let's see what country I end up in

SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON

That would be fucking awesome.
You know how much I love guns.
They're like fireworks, intended to kill people.

PRESIDENT TRUMP

Grim teaching kids how to make suicide vests

triggered

WITNESS ME
I WANT IN ON THIS

dont b mean

its okay

Listen dude.

The memes are fun but some shit is just flat out fucking rude.

I'm asking you as a friend to find a personal filter for some of it

The future is going to have local deployed drones/missiles that can eliminate targets through olfactory and dna recognition

it's going to be scary

they had to remove some people from my class chat cause they're still fighting about the election lol

PRESIDENT MOTHERFUCKING TRUMP

What you mean by olfactory?
And do they need dna recognition for the target or to set the thing up?

Thiccccccccc

STOP IT

olfactory means via smell. the unique chemical signature every human leaves behind in their sweat and stuff.

yeah, you would need a sample initially

How about no and go FUCK yourself?
Sounds good to me 👌🏻

LET ME SHITPOST

Lol

That's fucking disgusting.
I can dig it.
THIS MISSLE WAS MADE JUST FOR YOU~

o-oh

oh shit

...

fuk

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...

Lol

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Scoots fite me

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Was that bird laughing at us?

the bird was calling for everything to just end already

So that's the call of Trump's reign?

ye it me

Its lit

...

you're like a ghost

wassup

sure

...

yeah pretty much
nothing much, just going through some shit
you?

also going through some shit

things are gonna shift in the spring for me

looking fwd to it

wbu

i have no idea when they're gonna get better but i hope to god it comes soon

it's starting to really wear me out

sometimes finding the little things in life that make you happy are worthwhile

i feel like that's what i've gotta look out for but i don't know where to look

i definitely need something to fall back on, whatever that may be

Kinda want Uno's folder, tbh.

Speaking of the little things.

grims cock

It's kinda bad

Speaking of the little things.

Scoot's brain.

nice try fago
you're not getting my cocksize that easily

start with stuff you enjoyed as a kid maybe?

help trump death squads are roaming the city i cant reach my cousin were black help

Either way, Ririchiyo is the best from that show.

MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!

joke about it now

I don't even know what that was, though... I genuinely don't remember much from when I was a kid

Yes. Yes, she is.

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Wow
Much burn
From the tranny with a chem burned brain

well shit nigga.
you can try things out on your offtime
I particularly enjoy nature

How much space even is it?

ITS NOT FUNNY IF ITS WRONG

ITS SUPPOSED TO HAVE SOME SMIDGEON OF TRUTH TO IT OR YOU LOOK LIKE A POOBRAIN

Holy shit is that my online crush Uno?

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I'd like to try some nature but it's fucking freezing outside this time of year and that kinda sorta puts me off

Maybe one day I'll go climb a mountain or some shit

I dunno, couple hundred MB?

Holy shit is that the odious, deplorable waste of space Soto?

lmao oh right
fucking seasons exist

how about vidya?

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Wau.

How's you been?

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its time to hold up your end of the bargain you and me agreed on last night

Wardoggo

Morning, babe.

Abuse it once and you're done.

Sup?

^W^

sup bae

are you free today

~

Sorry. I work in a bit.

Tired

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Fuck it Moogs I guess I'll take you out on a date and cuck Kyle

FILLED MY SOFT BELLY WITH BEEF

wait what

Yeah, I've been trying to but sometimes I don't feel up to even that

And then I'd need to figure out what I want to play

fuck

Bad. You?

I hope you choke on your own spit, you disgusting, slimy mess

Not horrible, I guess.

Care to talk about it?

take a shower, Im taking you out

Look at you being all Tsundere

monster hunter for portable

then there are pc ones like OW League, CS,

notice the social aspect in all of these

really makes it worthwhile when you play w/friends

"Filled my soft belly with beef" - Scanner 2016

Sleep.

Tee hee.
I work over time this week.
I'm about to get full time apparently.

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Hate trannies

I feel like it's kind of a long story

The mere thought of your face sickens me to my very core

Shit, monster hunter, there's an idea

Yeah I have all three of those but I tend to get caught up in my own failure a lot

and unfortunately everyone i know has other things going on in their life nowadays so i'm kinda on my own most of the time

you really fucked up this time America. you should all be ashamed.

Only if you guess the number between 1 and 3.

where to

fun stuff

im thinking about getting some chiccharron tacos myself

(?)

I feel ya.
heres what to do

find someone local
maybe off of work or maybe local vidya club

and just organize game sessions

7

Indeed.

I'll listen if you want to tell it.

you might survive the culling

Wrong

Why would you do that to yourself?
Your family?
Your god?

these people are godless

No but seriously I kinda missed you fam
Have you been doing better?
When we gonna read doujins again?

I feel like youre too hipster for sushi so maybe a steakhouse or brewery

god doesnt want us anymore

thats fine

shit, that's what i'd do if i had any functioning social skills

i don't know how i'd come across anyone i could play with, much less approach them about it

i'm not sure i'm in the right frame of mind for that right now but thank you for the offer

it's nice to know tehre are people who will listen

Sorry about that, i've been kinda caught up in my own stuff... i'm not really doing better, no

at least i don't think so, it's hard to tell sometimes

i dunno, some time - you're the one with the schedule

the only other enemy is time zones

actually if you wanna read /that/ kind of doujin then maybe i need to be alone in the house

hmm

Or do we just skip the food and go get you another piercing?

Damn bro, sounds pretty stressful

Whoa lewd

Then I won't pry, and the offer always stands.

Culling?

Aww.

oh my sparks are flying

You could always play OW with us if you're interested, I mean there's Subtle, Echo and me playing on EU sometimes, also I think we had Deazy with us at some point unless that was just someone with the same name.

when they start shooting people indiscriminately

Are there already riots?

You better put out

iunno there was some protesting last night

Supposedly in LA

pfft

This is going to be a fun 4 years.

George doesn't pull out.
He cums inside you and you'll be grateful for it.

yeah, it is

it's really wearing me out

hey, don't act like that's not what you were thinking

just to check, i do have you on steam, right?

thank you for the offer but before i can do anything like that i have to somehow convince myself i'd be able to pull that off

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im grateful to be in a blue haven

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steamcommunity.com/id/Destoria/

Well, not like we are playing competitive or playing the casual mode in any super serious manner.

I don't know what Iowa is in terms of political affiliation.

I said 'put out'

You're not worth 2 dates

You need to smoke some weed and relax dude lol
Probs just uni stuff anyways

Just chill out and spill Apple Juice on your bed again
Also I wasnt thinking about that, Im fucking pure fam

remember that time that everyone thought it was the end of the world because mccain didn't beat obama and then it turned out everything was totally fine?

it is very amusing to see people acting like people from a literal southpark episode though.

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i think they went red

youre not worth a fuck then

At least we have Russia by the balls with Trump.

Did Bernie win?

like you said, it's going to be a fun four years.

How is Michigan still too close to call

bernie forgive us

Alright I think I should actually brush my teeth and go to bed.

yeah, i do
awesome

i don't mean because of that, i mean because i'm an awkward fuck

i don't have any weed

i thought we talked about this... maybe not

fuk u and ur apple juice i'm more pure than you

Holy god.

Well, so far everything is quiet.

I'll be sure to buckle in.

*brushes your teeth*

dat sass tho
10/10

Come on Squash Im a top, remember?

stfu slut
You know youre anything but pure

But...I can call it on my phone right now...

tooth brash nana

why wouldnt it be

Sleep well Giggles.

Yeah, about that, I don't think we have ever used voice chat at all.

incredible

Is it worth to walk in the cold for cigs tonight?

Soto, you'd probably let every trannie here fuck your ass if they flashed tits.

Beats me. Political unrest or something?
I don't know. It's past harvest so nobody cares about shit.

I am talented.

No.

gas tranny scum

CNN blown the fuck out

i'm not a slut
i never have been and never will be

that certainly mitigates my fears somewhat
i don't think i have any of you guys on b.net?

no its just in like some blue cities

I actually wouldn't

mmmmf sotos pussy

They are good for a laugh.

That's good. I don't want to die.

I'll flash tits if you take it up the ass.

soto's cummies 💦💦💦

K, I'll give it 2 more hours, see how I feel.

How are you?

toofbrush nana

Not me at least, but Subtle's just Subtle and Echo's Echo on b.net, do you have either of them on your friend list?

your first mistake was liking anyone on tumblr

you probably wont

I know.

Praise.

just woke up

New America???

I don't, I'd need the numbers

it's ironic
c'mon

dead

praise be the new fuhrer

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[doubt]

praise kek

How come? What is up?
Hangover? Tired? Hungry?

i just dont want to anymore

;^;

Poor thing, anything I can do to help?

Make my presentation for Friday and fix this opaque issue I encountered today. Also for next week make some fancy diagrams or something and fill in this project management document for me, i cba

bump ...hello anyone? pls response... ;~; no bully.

rip... ignored again... u_u

bump

:(

I'm not a perve.

I saved these images ironically.

Ah well.
Keppana#2261 is mine.
Echo#2379
Subtle#2736
Those are pretty obvious who they belong to.

Hm?

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Trump is really america for realz now?

*snuggles* pls valid exitstance me...

new thread

new thread

new thread

new thread

new thread

new thread

new thread

new thread

new thread

new thread

It's happening.

FUCKFUCKFUCK THAT SPIDER JUST STRAIGHT UP SPAWNED RIGHT IN FRONT OF ME AND KILLED ME AGAIN IN ONE SHOT, CUNT

What's the opaque issue?