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REPORTS

What goes on in the shadows?

*pouts*

still 3 hours till i get to go to movies...

33000 reports

if it was about how i might have cancer it's okay cause i totally deserve cancer like i am not a good person at all

tell me or i'll kill myself

maybe tp is lurking

WIOUFDBGQWEIUFHG

HI ERIN!

i was going to order pizza

you'd fell bad if instead of pizza i got suicide

TP does not capitalize.

they won't tell me what it said elmap

Tell her nothing.

Report date:11/07/16 (Mon) 00:23:42

Didn't your parliament recently say it's not going to honor the vote of Brexit?

Suicide Pizza.
So good it'll kill ya.

Wanna share currency then? ^W^

Wait that would make it murder pizza.

maybe she is reporting herself

huh?

are you genuinely not telling me a mean thing someone said about me to protect my feelings

have

you

met

me

yeah

someone regularly reports me suggesting i be killed and stuff and this time moog posted this and is not telling me what was in the report

Beyond the entertainment value I wish I hadn't.

Report date:11/07/16 (Mon) 00:26:09

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This is kind of funny to be honest.

Can I be the brunet? You be the blond?

i feel like an unnecessary participant in a game of telephone

but its too novel for me to ignore it

But I don't have a huge window to do that with!

well i'm leaving and getting pizza so whatever trevor

peace

Are you going to ban the reporter?

its been so long since ive gotten my asshole licked

Only if you do something with that moaning mouth afterwards.

Eww?

It's technically false reporting but at the same time, isn't really bothering anything.

Anything you ask.

how

Sure, I don't think I've ever owned US dollars

Cover your sister's room in them, I'm sure she'd appreciate it

Excellent.

Just didn't want to know that.

you can help

That's just nasty.

Then again, maybe I want you to force me.

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I know! My penis isn't anywhere near it!

Don't play with me, love.

Treat me like a dog.

say yes

To the dress.

Are you trying to kill me?

Stop, love.

I don't agree blindly to things.

I'm in one of those moods.

why not

No but your sibling might be :c

dominos now has tiramisu and lemon cheesecake, but they still haven't brought back macaroni bites?

they just lost my custom.

Sorry, but I am a little in the mood of a man left in the cold at the moment.

Because it leads me to bad times usually.

Awww...
Now I want to hug you.

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It's alright.

My ears hurt

sucks to be you fam

wish i had one

You know, I am getting a 2 bed apartment. Just come live with me and we can leave one bed empty. ;p

no complaints cause if i order from tandoori night i can ask very nicely for a cigarette

But those are ginormous!

You are getting smoother.

not that big of course i'd get ripped

Off to bed, nini.

You're unhinged. :I

Stop trying to get me aroused.

Would it be smoother if I shaved?

i dont mean to

no i'm not

once i got viking palace to go to the store and get me milk, pic related

we recently got a papa johns here, its pretty cash money

nini scanner

Well... ok, but it is a tad odd.
But what do I know; I'm absolutely socially retarded and never thought to ask that to delivery.

viking palace are the takeaway who kinda creepily texted me on my birthday

I'm gonna sleep well tonight, boys!

Plural now?? It's spread?! D:

we have papa johns but i have never ordered there, minimum delivery is £10, you only get away with that if you're Dominos

they drive around dropping stuff at people's houses for shit money

most of the time they're just sitting in the takeaway waiting to be given the food they're not allowed to eat

they'll totally do you a good turn if you ask, feels better to them than their crushing boredom and resentment

fucking

you bring me pizza, i don't want the D guys

like, how?

kek

nah fam, papa johns dough is amazing

How fucked am I?

that little box where you add extra delivery information or write "draw a dinosaur on the box"? you can ask for anything in that box, and sometimes you get it.

i wanna be her on the lap

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I estimate 70% chance of survival

but srsly if they -really- hurt I'd go see someone

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They only hurt because I keep scratching x.x

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I wish I were a mod here

Though I finally finished my anime stuff, which is good.

..err I think I'm done at least

Didn't you get to be mod here before?

For a day, Squash.

A fucking day.

Well there ya go.

I GOT KFC

You're caught up on everything?
I'd be surprised, you're usually like 10 eps behind on stuff

KFC is shit.

I updated my MAL.

I'm only 9 episodes behind total.

M2K hoyl

nobody itt could give me an orgasm

nini x

I'm guessing the usual ID

.. holy fuck that is a lot

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I need help

I could.

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I would not want to give Erin an orgasm because I don't find trannies attractive and could not get into it.

admittedly you probably could

anyway nini x

nini cutie

When did you start? o.o

Mm, I watched Toradora as it aired, so probably around then.

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I don't have my full umaru folder anymore

I don't have anything impressive, I just capped the first episode.

I thought you had more than that.

I remember posting Umaru back and forth with you before you disappeared one time.

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That is probably the highest I've ever seen on a MAL, ngl

Gg

I got over 70 caps from that one episode, plus I have things I saved from other places. so probably 100+ images total. it's a decent folder for how little effort I've put into it.

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am bed

sigh

Yes, hi.

Spacecowboy though

The only real folder I put effort into was Noel

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Wtf?
How did you find this guy?
That age can't be real

it was delicious c:

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which character is that?

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It's just one of those things that gets passed around, really.

Yeah, me too.

Is there any hockey tonight?

I'm pussy?

hawks are hosting dallas tonight. no canucks game. oilers won

Gross

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Just have someone make it for you.

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I doubt Neko would do me the favor.

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Hm?

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I hate Umaru-chan so much.

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♥ freinds~

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phone posting is butt

You have too many avatars as it is, old man.

;)

Good friends

Do friends normally yuri?

wait that thing has tits?

also same

Computer not working?

I could always aim for an even 60.

GOOD.

FRIENDS.

ohi lexi

heres a better video

*hugs* yes~
youre home now? feeling relaxed yet? or no work on [todays date]?

no.... but i want someone here with me till 7pm at the very least to keep me compan y.
i don't play into that bully meme anymore.

god it's so scrawny and scratchy

Are we good friends? When do I get the yuri?

*snuggles*

Home and relaxed, I work tomorrow but it's fine right now :3

I wish I could make a good folder like Cup.
Sadly I get 3 images and post them to hell.

here

have a

separate link

are you getting good many hours of sleep? i wanna know these things! :)
i care about freinds.

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git gud faget

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No thanks.

The damage has already been done

Is that when you're going to the movies?

I don't like my females to be big.

she's just so perfect

okay no more links for you after this

emma don't be like that. come on.

No more hmm's for you after this.

lil nigga gohan in the background tho

Say sorry

yeah 30 minutes ahead of the showing so i can sit in the theatre seat for 10 minutes waiting for the movie to play.

Vegito is back and now i'm happy.

Watch Bardock come back in 50 episodes.

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wow
I thought db was done as a series in general

yep

Why would you even think that?

Super is starting to get even more popular than one piece in japan and thats a very big deal.

the new Super spinoff revived it.

Just relaxing on my couch.

How many do you have now? post list

Hiya

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I have the non-updated list.
James Bond
Aikuro
Redacted
Ash
Redacted
Bartender1
Bartender2
Bear
Brook
Colbert
Computers
Dr. Cox
Danny
Death
Decim
Detective
Dick Tracy
Dio
Dodger
Elwood Blues
Alt+255
Greyfox
Giovanni
GodMF
Grinch
H
Redacted
The Hawk
Hazama
Alt+0173
James Gordon
Kamen Rider Skull
Kirii Otose
Klink
Redacted
Lupin III
Mordecai
Ms. Smith
Nox
Oak
Pink Panther
Red
Rex Banner
Rorschach
Redacted
Sherlock
Redacted
Sissel
Spaceman Spiff
Spiral
Redacted
The Doctor
The Shadow
Tracer Bullet
Vietnamese Guy
War Doctor
White Shadow
X9
Zeeman

this is egregious.

I apologize deeply for offending you, emma.

yes?

who are you. I want to know who has such good opinions.

You started it.

because I stopped tracking it when I saw vegita and goku had developed red furry coats and tails

thought it died there

oh he has blue hair now

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see

we need to get in touch again, I miss talking to ya

hope everything been well

dont worry everyone, i'm here to make your lives miserable.

oh really? how about that.

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Gt isn't canon.

Vegeta*

sorry distracted

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I give up

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List is incorrect.

That sounded fake.

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meanie.

bully.

tyrant.

I'm sorry that my genuine apology sounded fake to you, emma.

I don't have an alias based off a nickname you gave me.

Goku and Vegeta are gods now.

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It's.

All.

True.

has since revival of f

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oh I saw some of that at ax actually

revive my f

You're not making this any better.

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explain to me how to fix it.

hmph.

Was it the movie or the anime?

The anime was bad and the movie was good.

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GOD DAMNIT I THOUGHT HE WAS LUKA AGAIN

FUCK

Hm.

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the movie.
which one was canon?

7 small payments of $79.99 occuring every 4.3 days.

yisssssss

guess I'll just have to live with you being mad at me.

....who?

I forget.

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The anime.

The anime and the movie are pretty much the same story though. one just has a budget and doesn't look retarded

it's tough, I won't lie. but it's a burden I apparently have to bear, as you won't forgive me. in a most cute manner, I might add.

I ended up calling off

I'm disappointing in myself

Sho ga nai
Time to get dolled up I guess

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dolled up?

Soto?

I know.

I'm sorry.

basically putting on his leather jacket

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You can't just do that! So unfair!

what did I do? I'm sorry.

hey cups

You're not allowed to agree with that.

That's just pretty much busting out the fancy pomade and newer button ups
Oh and clean shoes

And like Grim said busting out the leather jacket, but then again I wear that thing like all the time now since its been chilly out

fuck off

hello spoilers. what's up?

I agree with things that are true.

Woe is you.

But it's not true, I lied.

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you didn't lie. you just didn't realize the truth you were speaking.

mfw my brother trying to drive my stick car

Completely untrue.

I appreciate the sentiment, but you do not know me. believe me. I am the worst.

not a lot just got up from a short nap, still tired as fuck lol what's up with you?

Okay.

Time to drown my sorrow out with some Billiards, 2 pitchers of Blue Moon, a basket of fries and some Mango Habanero wings from BWW

nothing much. watching black mirror. drunk. that's about it.

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better than literally nothing I guess? doing okay?

literally nightmare material

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if I say yes will you not worry about it?

That's even still a "thing"?

I meant the anxiety of having to talk to a pretty 3D girl like that

._.

OK i was KIDDING you can STOP POSTING THPSE

unlikely

:33

DON'T ZOOM IN

Worse than ?

lmao when aren't you drinking Cupcake?

Your fucking liver is gonna give out before your spine does

Honestly those things look cute, it reminds me of one of the OG pokemon, Kabuto

So fkn kawaii fam

Not really, its kinda dying out but some people still play
I enjoy playing it cause Im pretty decent at it and I try to go for that guy with the leather jacket playing pool smoking a cigarette type, ya know?

last one~

Is that your type of girl, Subtle?

JHAHA HOLY FUCK

don't worry about it~

much much worse.

he likes the ones with lots of legs

lol I lied
look at those teeth

Subtle will never love us because we only have one pair.

the fact that you had to ask is what makes it worrisome doll

Yeah

It's the legs that get me
that one before was such a high res it really caught me off guard

Its fucking cute as shit

lol

its ok, we have each other

platonically ofc

btw look
thats tite kubo

guy who made bleach

Do i still get a chance even though I only have one pair of legs?

pretend I didn't ask.

How many people have you killed?

imagine if this fucker was alive and decided to latch onto you in the middle of the night?

post pics of irl gf
aka Desu lmao

I shot a man in reno just to watch him die.

Yeah
Though
Gender is important

fucking bigot

what do I get for it?

So 1?

I mean.. it's important to recognize genders outside the cis-normative binary.. duh....

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don't worry about it.

the peace of mind that comes with not worrying about someone like me?

fucking sjw...

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...Cant argue with that

that's not really something on my list of wants and demands, so if that's all I'd have to pass

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Manaka I missed you btw

believe in your dreams manaka

dont let subtle fool you, he likes dick too

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He likes it a lot !

I take more offense being called paki instead of arab/terrorist/curry, oddly enough

i.imgur.com/3kwM63T.png

Muslims are just homos in general

Pakistan was a part of India at one time..

I would assume because of the hostility between Pakistan and India historically

Hey buttfox how's everything
especially that?

Will you be upset if i say I dont miss you?

I dont knoww his words kind of implied that he dont like it.

Oooh. Let's get dolled up together sometime~

No one misses Soto.

This is your own fault for moving to billion oaks or whatever the fuck

I miss Soto.

jk ilu Soto

your loss. it's really liberating.

but like old soto when he was nice to me and stuff

Got a "girl" posting and still missing crucial some banners unfortunately.
You?

LOL

do you know why it separated
because curry and quran dont FUCKING mix

explain desu then

probably
the deep set hatred my parents have for pakis seems to have rubbed off on me subconsciously

soto take me on a sushi date

THOUSAND OAKS, SOTO.

YOU SHOULD KNOW THIS, GHOSTIES LIVES LIKE 10 MINUTES FROM ME.

Good job
Smh when he actually means Q and W

That yasuo's name though..?

dude drown him or something

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Vancouver @ NYI tomorrow

I'm still right about Darling. Definitely no push over. The Hawks appear to have fixed their PK. Darling saved them in OT and Hossa got the winning goal.

Coincidentally, I love Indian mythology

Bhagavad Gita is gr8

Excuse that was a private image for subtle's eyes only.

I mean it was Q > W > E + T. lords

Yeah, I reported him for the name.

OH
OH
I said that I was going to make some banners didnt I ?

Shame on you, Manaka, you forgot what you promised

i'm sorry ;-;

everyone is anime girl until proven otherwise!

fine I'll stop

hopefully watching movie at the theatre will make me happy...

Oh, I should be more sensitive.

Indian.... religious... myths...

good. I'm not worth it.

oh sorry

yeah you never added me or anything on league

feelsbad

you have proven otherwise~

I dont care

enjoy your movie
/pat

Nah
I remember calling you a wretched creature for quite sometime

That'll do it lmao

Ooh
Would I need to wear a nice shirt?

Im still nice to you lmao what

Alright, I'd actually be super down
Is there any nice sushi joints by where you stay at?

Also what would you order to drink and what rolls would you get?

Billion Oaks sounds cooler tho

Yes, there's many, many Indian engineers and they always tell me about India.

tbf I wasn't in a good mood at all the day that I declined.

But what will Manaka make for the banners?

GAZILLION OAKS

You'll need a backup~

I know. I'm just teasing you to get your attention

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good one soto.

I'd order stuff with crab and shrimp, obviously.
and to drink I'd get things with vodka in them. or just whatever you decided I should drink, after all, you'd be paying :3

whatever you have to tell yourelf

Does Pakistan also have designated shitting streets?

Yea, and I dont know about Desu, probably not yet proven otherwise.
so that explains it!

Would you prefer Alice or Manaka themed banners?

Hehe exde thanks for understanding

the things I tell myself are not things I would tell other people. I'm only that cruel to myself.

Sure, let's see what you got~

anyway what rank are you in ow? sorta curious

WELL
I dont have them yet, I need to make it, and you decide whether if it should be Alice or Manaka
..or both..

those fucking moodswings

It didn't really affect me at all so I try not to go into it a lot

they probably e-frott on skype

what is e-frott?

Manaka.
Alice might draw unwarranted attention.

Can't blame draven though I would probs be mad if I got rekt by someone with your name

What if it's a tragic film?

cyber-frotting.

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I sorta figured

If im buying there will be no basic bitch crab/shrimp shit
That is like super noob tier

Also

Holding back my rage rn

Oh my~

How ya been?
How'd those dates go?

Oh so you seriously got bootytickled over that?

I hit plat. can't seem to climb at all after that because every time I try and play I end up on teams with people who are trying to purposely derank, or otherwise playing horribly. I generally play support in ranked, usually zenyatta, and almost always do incredibly well, but there's only so much you can do as a single person, ya know?

fine, fine. when you take me out for sushi I'll eat and drink whatever you put in front of me. that work?

But it's sooo interesting!
The Muslim empire was soo ruthless!

dont give me that shit

I find the reign of Emperor Ashoka the most interesting

I've been okay I guess.

He cancelled last minute which sucked but ended up hanging out with some friends to play Drunk Quest and got a little shitty ;3

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ah, Alright i'll go there and find some inspiration.

Why do I imagine them baking a cake, then when it comes to add frosting to it, they smear frosting on each other's face

cyber-fro(s)ting

It bruises and causes my jimmies to bleed.

remind me to kick you if we ever meet

PFFFFFFFFFFHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAH

Are you that new to sushi?
I dunno if I should just throw you in the sashimi game right away

Since youre a fucking girl probably chilled fuji apple flavored sake will do
And an Asahi for me

Where'd you meet him? Grindr? lmao

WOW
O
W

yeah even with just two people going in there's so little that can be done, it starts getting easier when you have 3 or 4 but still you can run into those hanzo mains that just ruin the game

He used to be my old manager. He hit me up through FB

As if you'd ever meet me, I don't let anyone get close to me.

yeah sure

Wish is playing hard to get.

Daryl died.

I'm not new to sushi. I lived in cali for a few years. I just found that I preferred certain types.

that sounds pretty delicious, definitely. so when are we going?

the problem with groups of 4 and more is you start running into the insanely tryhard people, so unless your team actually gives a shit you will get slaughtered even more than solo q. the group I generally play with isn't all that interested in actually trying, unfortunately.

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What is frotting!?