You can pretty much say goodbye to that in the next game. How bad is this going to be?
God of War (2018)
Elijah Adams
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Cameron Reyes
But that kid is white.
Whiter than Kratos and his shitty brown eyes.
Did Kratos get cucked by a super aryan?
Nathaniel Hughes
Kratos was always an uppity nigger seeking to destroy western culture so it's fitting really.
Landon Reyes
Heh nuffin personnel
Isaac Hughes
What a world we live in where Onimusha was treated better than DMC, Ninja Gaiden and God of War.
Robert Reed
What is it about greek/roman settings that have really hot women?
Lincoln Brooks
The kid looks retarded, what gives?
Justin Flores
Vitamin D deficiency in the cold north.
Gavin Watson
I'd wager it's gonna be "cinematic experience" bad.
Jose Bell
Its only like this because everyone forgot its existence. You can call that a blessing.
Because Hellenistic culture placed a lot of value in idealized beauty, even though the male form was more idealized than the female one.
Tyler Evans
Rickets AND a ginger male. Kratos should just fucking kill him already that's whats going to happen in the game, calling it now
Gabriel Howard
well while i agree i can't say i would be surprised
Brandon Williams
You need to go back.
Lincoln Phillips
God of War was never good
Americanized bastardization of Greek mythology with DMC combat for babies.
This is just the kikes at Sony raping a shit franchise loved by PS2 sonyggers with their cinematic bullshit popularized by NeoFag and 7th Gen cancer kiddies.
Noah Butler
The kid is gonna turn out to be a girl and you fucking know it. They'll try to play it as a gigantic fucking plot twist, even bigger than whatever the adventure is about and it will still suck immense ass.
Jaxon Morris
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Matthew Bell
It looked like it was going to be RE4 in terms of gameplay with the camera behind your back and to a side.
Zachary Wright
...
Josiah Bailey
i'm interested in the purse web spider and double dare tabs.
those are my shit
Ayden Green
I'm just glad I managed to never have any interest in the series when it was fresh.
Nathaniel Edwards
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Jace Sullivan
Wrong. If anything. God of war is Canadian bastardization. American bastardzation was Disney Hercules. British bastardization would make everyone black.
Jaxon Perry
seems like you should take your own advice.
Nicholas Gomez
Nah they need some mudslimes in there too. Its required by law.
Carter Gomez
You have shit taste in ponies and 90s nick shows. You are a fag among faggots.
William Lee
Wow you fuckers are new
Matthew Parker
Also, who is the real father of the little bastard?
Hunter Scott
Use the proper tabs fag
John Perez
Nathaniel Miller
I thought it was 30 to 50 pounds? Probably more if you count advertising.
Luke Foster
Andrew Rivera
Alexander Ortiz
Robert White
Caleb Cooper
Luckily for the BBC they get their money regardless of how bad their propaganda is.
Bentley Ward
Some lovely photos of the dev.
Aaron Ross
Who wants to bet he's neutered?
Hunter Reed
He looks liked the soyboy version of gavin mcinnes
Kayden Flores
Wyatt Diaz
Its like a biological need for this fag to open his mouth at the end.
Ian Perry
Even if it would become a perfectly good game upon release, never give money to Sony.
Also, this
Ayden Perez
It's over, man.
Jaxon Kelly
Nathan Nelson
Apparently app made like that, it shoots arrows when you open mouth.
Joshua Reed
Custom made for soyboys.
Brody Jones
Mind you 60% of Cuckchan Holla Forums threads are soyboy meme spam. They have no business calling anyone soyboy.
Aaron Lewis
Hoo boy i scrolled long enough to find this. Do i need to explain this image?
Camden Hughes
Last I checked 4/v/ doesn't even like them, in fact there's a few fags that are shopping them with Shoop da Whoop, trying to bring that old meme back.
Liam Clark
Why did you say the same thing twice?
Tyler Evans
Holy fuck, I knew Neogaf would kill that place, but I never thought it'd turn it into full fucking Faceberg.
Adrian Walker
Most of the Cuckchan mods are now confirm ex Neogaf users.
Jack Cruz
They're going through a 2nd Rome phase, trying to restore themselves to their former glory. Also, don't even pretend like your average Fagbooker even knows what Shoop da Whoop is. There are a myriad of reasons to hate the current state of 4chan, you don't need to make one up.
Logan Baker
So what? The Greek gods were kind of notorious for turning themselves into animals and abducting/raping women.
I mean… yeah, when he raped Europa he was a white bull. But considering that Europe is currently being cucked by Black Bulls, it's not too much of a stretch.
Jason Gutierrez
Honestly as owner of PS4 i fucking hate sony exclusive lineup. Its clone of TLOU after clone of TLOU.
The only good exclusives are Yakuza and Bloodborne. And i wish yakuza was on the brink of loosing its exclusivity, because the platform doesn't deserve it.
James Perez
Fucking grave robbers. Shameful.
Jonathan Ross
The problem with Sony. They don’t have enough japanes made exclusives. Nearly every exclusive for Sony made by western Devs.
Nicholas Sullivan
If SEGA was smart they'd release it on the PC.
Aaron Lopez
But they'd never stoop so low as to turn into a nigger.
Hudson Collins
And you really want more japanese games being exclusive to ps4?
PC eventually got Nioh and that was a good thing. Even Oneechanbara Z2, Omega Quintet and Disgaea 5 lost exclusivity eventually (fuck me for owning all of them).
Julian Wright
Well, the US is a much larger potential install base, and devs all around tend to go where the money is. Sony did all they needed to get western normalfags to buy the console - an exclusive open world meme game, a couple movie games, and timed exclusivity for one of the CoDs. That's all you need in the modern day and age, it seems, especially with how MS shot themselves in the foot repeatedly and Nintendo's competing on their own terms entirely as usual.
Brody Baker
That one surprised me.
Ayden Watson
Are you fucking retarded? Or just a weeb?
Eli Collins
Ellie a shit waifu.
Alexander Murphy
hes just a weeb
CANT WAIT FOR THE LAST OF US 2
Jackson Richardson
What is this, some sort of bootleg toddposting?
Tyler Wright
HOW FUCKING INDOCTRINATED DO YOU HAVE TO BE??????
Carter Richardson
Okay, name vidya from this list you like to play on yours.
I'l wait for non-bait reply.
Justin Turner
Anybody have pic 2 without the blur?
I want to know what the nipples look like.
Connor Lewis
Leo Martinez
again?
great, now we're going to have to see a shitload of daddy porn for soycucks because their fathers are barely men themselves too
Jacob Wright
Jesus Christ.
At least Nintendofags didn't feel the need to fill their lists with multiplats.
Jayden Gonzalez
Odin Sphere and Days Gone.
John Flores
What i need to prove anymore, i don't know.
Eli Butler
This post is the essence of reddit, distilled
Zachary Butler
They can't help themselves. The Brit's are natural born cuckolds. I'm guessing it's the result of a powerful and ancient Celtic curse.
Xavier Watson
To say nothing of Godzilla. I'd be embarrassed if I bought that shit.
Wyatt Morgan
If you read anything other than reddit you'd know that's because Zeus was a conquering people's deity who was married to the heads of indigenous mother goddess cults to create cultural unity. But
is more important than actually learning, isn't it you pathetic fucking faggot?
Chase Scott
How bad was it?
Gabriel Mitchell
Doesn't explain all the shota though.
Easton Perry
There's apparently a thread dedicated to worshiping Egoraptor going on right now. Holy shit, that place is goddamn fucking LONG gone.
Michael Anderson
Online only multiplayer and you're forced to unlock literally the entire roster. A complete fuck up on every level.
Julian Myers
and that's how it will stay
Also fitting how the name is Fall of Troy, considering that womans genepool quality will be dropping with that niglet she'll be shitting out
Joseph Reed
Bentley Murphy
For you, user. I would have posted in the OP, but can't spoiler images separately.
Bentley Peterson
Fucking WHEW,those are good.
Eli Garcia
a tranny then.
she's not asian right, it's just fetal alcohole syndrome and obesity?
Jack Gonzalez
Also GG hate threads.
Charles Stewart
Jason Stewart
I dunno. First panel doesn't look like he's entering or moving anywhere
Robert Jackson
this little faggot better die and spark the final act of glorious blood-lusted revenge, there's no other place for him in God of War.
Joseph Thompson
Kratos will die in the end and the little faggot will be the next protag, you know it to be true.
Aaron Green
Here is some leaked gameplay.
Camden Ortiz
Big studios know that doesn't work.
James Gutierrez
I was also thinking this one, but there isn't a true entering frame
It would be a good finale, let him go to battle one last time
Isaac Hughes
More like Kratos dies, game bombs and God of War is dead and buried. RIP in piss.
Logan Hall
Haven't checked that out in a while, thanks for the laugh.
Isaiah Hernandez
What kind of horseshit is that
Kayden Kelly
It does look shitty.
Anthony King
No forced standard due to having to actually sell a product, of course the quality is shit
Sucks, they could put that money and time toward some actual good programs instead
Grayson Thompson
Connor Williams
They are forever blacked and loving it.
Oliver Clark
It's even worse than that, they're talking in ebonics.
John Rogers
Jonathan Gomez
I wouldn't care, but the games you specifically stated were the ONLY good PS4 games(Yakuza, Bloodborne) which are both japanese titles makes you a weeb. For the simple fact that you faggots disregard western titles completely while thinking games like yakuza(qte fest generic fighting game) and bloodborne(generic and clunky hack n slash which only value is that it's hard) are the best.
Also, Days Gone looks fun. Sue me, faggot.
William Russell
Sorry user for your shit taste.
Justin Lee
Sure it's the Brit's fault, it's not like this is the classic propaganda made by the kikes in charge at (((BBC)))
>>>/treblinka/
Jace Phillips
Todomatsu's a boy you nigger
Brayden Garcia
Is that supposed to be God of War or an equally shitty version of Dark Souls?
Christopher Sullivan
Nolan Peterson
So it's Cromwell's fault then.
Jace Rivera
Not an argument.
Parker Johnson
Looks like its going to be "mash x to win", especially how he just automatically jumps at an enemy.
Jack Perez
No challenge whatsoever, brainless, low energy, no aggression. Mash and win for normalfags and soyboys.
Bentley Allen
Kys faggot.
Cooper Perez
Joshua Torres
Blow it out your ass.
Aaron Watson
I really don't like the way the game freezes after each action.
Logan Gray
It looks like it's going to be the Last of Us viking edition but with an even worse companion.
Charles Flores
tamers12345.wikia.com
That's just how all japanese games are like. See BotW, Dragon's Dogma, Bayonetta, Nier Automata, etc. I agree screen freezing looks like shit and only makes the gameplay hiccup-y. This isn't something that's natural for western games to do, the director must be a fucking weeb or something.
Jace Perez
Yeah, that's exactly what's going to happen. These little faggots get 20 years on them, and they expect everyone to want to have a "kid" sidekick so that players who they assume have had children by this point will identify more with the character. It'll be a "passing of the torch" moment that I'm sure they intend to be heartwarming, but will be so badly written, overproduced, and hackneyed that it'll just end up being a slap in the face to anyone who just wants to play a God of War game.
Hence the increased focus on the story, not because anybody asked for that shit, but because they need it to set up the framework for their "emotional payoff".
Here's a tip… your kids don't give the slightest fuck about God of War. They're into Minecraft and FNAF and whatever flavor of the month streamers and camwhores. It's a different generation. This isn't going to be a bonding moment, any more than the NESMini was a chance to share your childhood with your own children. They'll get bored, call it lame, and fuck off to go play their autism generators.
When you were a kid, did you ever take a drive with your father in his old home town, and he's point out all these locations that are totally different now and tell stories of his glory days that you didn't give the slightest shit about. That's what playing nu-God of War will be to your kids. Of course, with highly degraded difficulty - because most of these shitheels never had any skills to begin with, but could squeak by on youthful reflexes alone. They're getting older, and slowing down… and their games have to slow down with them.
Dominic Torres
No user, these men are larger than life characters with booming voices.
This is a faggot who thinks he's funny.
Colton Perez
The game screams "designed by committee".
It's pretty clear that the game was made for another audience, the one that think they're too mature and too smart for vidya. Everything has been streamlined, less violence, bosses are optional, open world, protagonist with a sidekick ignored by enemy NPCs.
It's like the devs were ashamed of the original games and Kratos' t o x i c m a s c u l i n i t y.
Easton Myers
Where's the big beautiful arenas with tons of varied enemies? and brutal finishers?
It' can't be that old of a game.
Lincoln Sanders
Don't forget no sex minigames and "objectified" women too. Those are "relics of an embarrassing age"
Hunter Peterson
Porn is jewish, the mansion is probably jewish to, because its a reference to jewish playboy.
Christian Johnson
again with this faggot…
James Hill
Well, there is a way to merge your childhood and autism, but you aren't going to like my answer.
Parker Peterson
Jews pushed erotics too. Fuck, whole style of 60's erotic magazines was initially based on culture of weimar's Berlin.
Easton Clark
This game is so late and dated that it isn't even funny. For fucks sake Last of Us is 5 years old at this point. Imagine a Donkey Kong clone the same year Super Mario Brothers came out or a Hydlide clone when Link to the Past was released.
Elijah Rodriguez
Its like if Fallout Van Buren was released when Skyrim came out.
Justin Cooper
I'm pretty glad that Bethesda was able to rescue the Fallout IP from its bungling owners and make some of the most successful RPGs in history out of their failure of a franchise. Anyway, who's excited for "Starfield"? I've been hearing a lot about it on Holla Forums lately.
Isaac Long
It's a shame that you can only get those blocks in freeplay mode. It's a bigger shame about the cherry tree making blocks.
Brandon Morgan
Mason Brown
Starfield is a DRM like Uplay and Origin. It will also be used for installing mods, hence the name "starfield", mods will be like shining stars across the galaxy of modding community.
Charles Ortiz
Produced by Greg Lansky :^)
William Bailey
>>>/cuckchan/
Anthony Bell
how can anyone be excited about this, the promo footage is all fucking walking around and talking. In the old GOW games you'd be out the gate fighting shit . Even on paper old GOW seems more fucking fun
Matthew Murphy
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Chase Robinson
Joshua Ross
when will the english finally be fucking eradicated.
Joshua Sullivan
...
Jacob Murphy
Never has a more servile race has walked the earth.
Luke Williams
Is this the gayest death an empire has ever suffered?
Colton Reed
Nah, Rome had a bunch of male prostitute emperors crowned by the german guards as a sign of distaste for the office.
Mason Parker
Is KRATOS gonna kill Thor?
Christopher Morris
They all tend to be pretty faggy, in retrospect. China collapses into eunichism, the Persians into hardcore modern feminism (with woman fucking judges).
Ian Miller
I don't know whats funnier, the blatant lack of trust people have for soyboy video game writers or the screenshot tabs.
Bentley Cook
This looks like a tutorial area fellas, bear that in mind.
Just tryin' to stay positive
Hunter Miller
Oh I'd say this whole thing looks very "positive".
Andrew Green
Gabriel Howard
Why the fuck do those enemies have so much health if they're so easy to kill?
Jackson Lewis
Looks boring as fuck.
Matthew Jones
How tragic! Something seems to have happened to your webm's sound!
Asher Cox
oh fuck me that is hilarious
Henry Turner
Where;s the challenge?
Nathaniel Anderson
Carson Flores
I loved when my dad shared his love of classic rock with me. It convinced me that modern music is complete shit.
Gabriel Jones
I own every game in the franchise as a physical copy.
Ask me anything.
Jace Russell
The only remotely inserting thing about Days Gone was the huge amount of zombies that chased the protag in the E3 trailer, and that shit is not going to be anything close to quality in the final game.
Anthony Barnes
Did the later games have those Olympus trials too? you big goy
Jeremiah Lewis
Kayden Gutierrez
It was closer the Greek myths than any other media at the time. The gods were petty and cruel and slept with everything.
Blake Williams
My memory may be hazy, but I think at least the first two GoW games had the same effect, but barely noticeable at the beginning and is increased by a single frame with each blade upgrade.
You tell me, embed VERY LOUD.
And fuck this slow ass TLOU shit. Not only do you have less enemies to worry about, not only do all your attacks freeze the action for half a second, not only does your supposed biological ginger son (who looks more like the bitch from that tech-dinosaur-post-apocalyptic-sandbox whatever game), but most of your moves either stun or outright freeze your opponents. Sure I'm guessing this is the first stage, but this looks slow and boring as all hell.
>inb4 journos start going on about MUH TACTICOOL FATHERLY CAUTION THIS IS THE CLOSEST WE'LL EVER GET TO THE CORRECT FORM OF MASCULINITY UH OH SPOILER ALERT HE'S NOT REALLY YOUR SON/HUMAN YOUR WIFE SLEPT WITH A FROST GIANT OR SOMETHING BECAUSE HE WAS TOO DAMN COOL
Nathan Morgan
Challenge isn't inclusive.
Levi Watson
Same shit.
There's probably some contractual fuckery preventing them.
"Sensible Chuckle" should be on that second one somewhere.
Ian Phillips
the challenge is slogging through the gameplay for those glorious cutscenes. :^)
Robert Lee
Do the cutscenes end in all out orgies with loads of hot norse women?
Grayson Jenkins
Muffled rustling in the distance.
Boo boo, faggot. Call me when a western dev makes a game that’s not a total cuckfest or Skyrim: the re-rerelease.
Anthony Perez
It kinda reminds me of god hand in a way with the camera.
Parker Miller
I don't give a shit about them turning it into a walking simulator, i'm mad they picked the most normalfag, pleb mythology possible when they already went with the even safer greco-roman for the initial trilogy.
They could have actually then done something underrated and wierd and crazy, that is super fucking batshiit, which would allow them to go balls to the walls with the action of the series like Hindu (which literally has DBZ style galactic tier battles and magical nukes, look up the Brahmastra and Pashupatastra and other weapons used by the gods) or Aztec (which is like a serial killer's fever dream mixed with lovecraft where basically every god is a mess of blood, organs, and skeletons and the gods need cosmic energy from human blood to fight off futa star demons).Even Egyptian has all the same shit that Norse does while being a bit more rare in vidya/interesting.
Granted, Asura's Wrath already did that for Hinduism (though it was also half Buddhism), but still.
While I agree Hercules bastaridzed the mythology, looking back on it I appreciate the aesthetic a lot more. It does a good job capturing a lot of the visual themes and motifs of Grecian art while still doing it's own thing.
Henry Mitchell
My guess it Hindu'ism is not that much used because poos would throw a fit, though I don't know why Egyptian isn't that much used.
Charles Lee
everyone has some slight knowledge of norse mythos but let's be real despite that it's never been done justice
Nathan James
I think we all fucking know why, because you'd just amplify the WE chimpout beyond what was ever thought possible.
Jace Phillips
Elijah Russell
Yeah every game has them, but only some of the games make them useful.
Ayden Rivera
The difference is that the short pauses were to give heavy attacks more impact. So when your claymore digs through the enemy the game stutters as if you're slowly gliding through them. Dragon's Dogma did this very well. However, when that happens for every attack, the impact is lost. Also the game just goes into slow motion for certain attacks when it's not even needed. The game doesn't need to be any slower than it already is.
Jeremiah Sanchez
While true, that applies even moreso for even more obscure mythologies.
Caleb Rodriguez
It's literally reskinned TLOU.
Lucas White
Thank for for reminding me that BBC Pidgin exists. It's bix nood in its purest form.
Carson Watson
First time I'm ever going to side with the 'x was never good' meme.
God of war was just a weaker DMC, the dev admitted it himself in an interview.
Oliver Miller
Kevin Jones
The final fight is kratos giving his weapon to his bull so He can save his wife
Grayson Long
at least it was an honest action game, which now feels like an effectively dead genre save for bayonetta. DMC is dead, Ninja gaiden is dead, and now even god of war which was just a weaker version of those is taking the low road. As much grief as the GOW series deserves, I'll always give it credit for giving the players action out the gate and not slowing them down too much and having some fun hyper violence. New GOW scraps all of that because NO FUN ALLOWED GOTTA BE TLOU
Xavier Campbell
What're you even doing on this site?
Gabriel Flores
Well I hadn't expected to experience blinding hot rage today but here I am.
Andrew Cox
The Day of the Rope can come soon enough!
REMOVE FRIED CHICKEN AND WATERMELON!
Nolan Phillips
The BBC does know that there are photographs and motion films of London and it's people dating back to late 19th century, right? They do know that these photographs and films do not depict a rich diversity of conveniently propped ethnicities, right? They do realize that there are still people alive who remember what London was like in the early 20th century, right?
Also:
Absolutely nobody from such a "civilized" culture that's been that way for "billions of years" would even bring that shit up - let alone being a smug cunt about it. Were it the case, then human concepts of gender would be so foreign and alien to such a being that it would be a curiosity to them, not a soapbox from which to look down and judge. We don't look at a dog licking it's own ass and scorn them while feeling proud of ourselves for having been clever enough to have invented toilet paper. We just think they're animals doing what comes naturally to them.
I feel bad for Dr. Who fans… or was the writing always this garbage? I only ever got into it when Tom Baker was the doctor, and that was so long ago that I barely remember.
Aaron Reed
It's not ever going to come, stop fooling yourself.
Bentley Hughes
It was always low-budget sci-fi but I think the classic version was more amusing cheese or something. I never watched the old shit so I don't know if they've always been attempting to teach the audience misguided moral lessons or what. The David Tennant part of new Who was pretty goddamn good, it got stupid after he left. Granted his season was like the very beginning of the reboot.
William Campbell
Why are there so many parenting simulators these days? Why the fuck would I want to babysit a retarded kid AI while trying to enjoy the game? The crazy thing is, casuals love this shit and will give the game multiple GOTY awards just like The Last of Us.
Zachary Butler
Western developers enter middle age and their T count plummets.
Ian Sullivan
Quite literally just finished that half an hour ago. I had a blast. The game has no replay value, though.
Robert Stewart
I'm sure nu/pol/ is very proud of the fact that you somehow managed to make touching your dick into a battle against the jews. Some of you fuckers need to take a break.
Liam Morgan
Is it true the PS3 ports of the first two games have fucked up aspect ratio on the menus and on screen displays?
Easton Wilson
Will Kratos be able to doublejump?
To be honest I see what happened as a travesty. God of War wasn't mechanically impressive, but it was an all-out brutal action with gore and fucking. Watching dev interviews makes it clear that they set out to make that exactly. And now it's a feelings walking simulator with shite combat.
Imagine if fucking Predator, John Wick or Lethal Weapon was remade to be not about action but about feelings. What a fucking joke.
Brandon Murphy
They're doing their best aren't they
Juan Mitchell
They also believe it's easy mode for game writing, so they don't have to have any talent or put any effort into the narrative, because they just try to tug on some emotional heartstrings and use that to get you invested.
That's basically the entire design document for Fallout 4. Literally just dangle a kid in front of your face, chuck it across the wasteland, and have you go play fetch… because obviously you'd want to, because you're supposed to care, because kids.
Tyler Morgan
In general they've been really low key with their Dr Who shit. Well ever since Trump won the presidency every form of propaganda they have has cranked it up to 11 to try to speed up the process.
Juan Jackson
Being stuck with annoying brat who yells OH YEAH, WOW, WELL DONE DAD, YESSSSS
during combat is exactly what we need in the future amirite?
Fuck AI escort quests/missions
David Davis
At least with GoW they have the little shit tag along with you and "fight" alongside Kratos, which is more than can be said about the stellar writing in FO4, where they assume you'll give a fuck about a wife and child you've known for all of five minutes.
I wonder how insane they'll get once someone actually right wing get elected into office.
Gavin Diaz
Several times at work people have thought I was retarded for not thinking Trump was retarded and everytime I ask them what his most right wing stance is they tell me it doesn't matter or can't answer.
Camden Fisher
It won't have to. All the kangs are going to move to Wakanda.
John Watson
Don't worry user, I liked your answer.
The game was a bit of a dissapointment since the first chapter gives you a false impression of what the game is actually about.
My first 3-5 hour with the game made me think that the game would be a Terraria clone but in 3D with a sparce but serviceable combat system. Instead I got a game that, although fun to fuck around with and play through once, was extremely barebones in every mechanic that it presented to the player.
It gives me hope that they seem to be expanding almost every feature in the game for the sequal though. As long as they translate the game to english.
Samuel Collins
You mean jump? Because i am pretty sure as far as i can tell you can only climp/get up in certain places where keyprompt appears to climb.
Caleb Watson
I unironically love the music from that movie.
Jason Garcia
I find it it more and more where it seems like devs push the best stuff to the beginning of game and the rest is completely garbage [like nioh]
Adam Wilson
What shit taste you have.
Aaron Richardson
read it again, I said amazing beginnings and rest is meh
Jordan Gray
Parker Thomas
Justin Lewis
Sorry I didn't get those.
I have the games for the original hardware, no ports
Angel Cooper
Nigger, people minted coins in the ancient world that depicted sex acts.
Coins that you'd use for everyday transactions.
Let's not forget the hundreds of years of painting and drawing nude women.
Your average porn site is pretty Jewish, yes, but learn the difference between absolute degeneracy and timid eroticism.
Parker Thomas
It depresses me with the direction it took.
Jason Morales
However, in the classical world, coins were minted by individual cities, and in empires, by whichever regional governor or satrap/general was in charge of the area. To compare some minor handies on pennies to the ubiquity of modern pornography, openly led by the jew, is nonsense.
Sex is healthy, pornographication is not.
Eli Taylor
They should rename the new game, more fitting that way
Benjamin James
Any good sources on Hindu mythology? Kind of know about Aztec a bit already but it would be nice to see more of that too.
Isaac Gomez
Check out the Mahabharata, the final battle of the age preceding ours.
Nicholas Morris
I think the tabs are him rusing us. Who the fuck goes on Jewgle and types "rarity pictures? You're supposed to use derpibooru. Plus the fact that all of those tabs were opened after he went the Twitter page (they're to the right).
Jonathan Brooks
David Tennant (herafter known as the 10th Doctor) first major act was to change the future. The Prime Minister ordered some aliens that the Doctor scared off blown up with a mega lazer, and the Doctor got really pissy and started a snowball effect that got her removed from office. According to the cucked philosophy of the BBC and most of the actors working on the show at the time, killing people that tried to enslave your whole planet is bad.
However, the Character of the PM was introduced BEFORE that episode, in an earlier season when she was just a low level government official. The Doctor remarked how she was supposed to go on and become the PM and usher in a golden age for Great Britan.
So the Doctor threw a moralistic shitfit and changed history for the worse, while morons applauded him for his actions.
Now, here's where it gets interesting. I honestly don't know if this was the intent of the writters or if I just have auto-targeting headcannons… probably the latter, which is why it wasn't until the season shown in those webms that I had to quit. I digress…
In several instances throughout the 10th Doctor's tenure, he changes the proper flow of history because "its what's right" saving a few people from Pompei, pulling an astronought that was supposed to have died in mars out, shit like that. It ALWAYS seems to come back around and bite him, or at least someone in the ass. In the case of the mars mission, the Doctor spent a bit of time trying to run away once he realized where he was, then decided Screw it, I'm going to save these people even though their sacrifice is supposed to be a leasson for generations of human space farers. Then when he does pull one person out the disconnect between what is and what should have been is so bad she just shoots herself in the head. Not only did getting the PM dismissed keep the Golden Age she was supposed to usher in from hapening, it opened the door for the Master to become PM in her place, see pic one. The save a family from Pompei is the biggest stretch on my part though. See, the guy he saved from Pompei was played by Peter Capaldi. Now, Russel T. Davies went on to make Torchwood for Starz or something, and in Torchwood we had sequence of events where a bunch of Aliens take over the planet because they want children. These aliens get high of kids dreams or something. Ultimitaly, in the face of a seeemingly unstopable calamity, with the British Government deciding to send poor kids to the aliens in a fine act of Vichying, the situation gets resolved with a remarkably low body count. But among the casualties are a government man and his family, since the government decided that HIS daughters would be sacrificed to the aliens so the poor people wouldn't murder all of them. That worker went home, shot his wife and kids, then killed himself. That worker was played by Peter Capaldi. So My headcannon is that Time was pissed off when the Doctor saved people who should have been coverd in lava, and brought about a similar situation where only the man with the face that escaped Pompei and his family died to "balance the scales" so to speak.
Like I said, I don't know if that's what the writers intended, but in my mind that's what happened dammit. The thing is, I'm not even upset that the Doctor now has tits and a vag. I AM pissed because I know, from all the virtue signaling in the last season, that every GOD DAMN episode will be about how wonderfull it is that the Doctor has tits and a vag now.
Wyatt White
There are black mudslimes too, that would cover both.
Elijah Hill
trying a bit too hard, just call it dad of war.
Connor Campbell
Nice trips.
The way those you posted are gaping their mouths is not soyfaggish, as the typical soyfaggot will spread out his mouth, his eyes and wrinkle up his forehead, all while making a bugman happy retarded face.
Mel's facial expression is rather neutral, and that fat man is just laughing so it barely counts as gaping.
But assuming that anyone making their face more retarded while spreading their mouth is a soyboy couldn't be wrong until proven otherwise.
William Powell
Asura's Wrath.
Grayson White
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Josiah Reed
Elijah Peterson
i never in my life wanted something to turn out so bad as this game, look to what they did to god of war, the could've ended it on 3, but no, instead here they are releasing another fucking cinematic game experience with a TLOU-like story to please the normalfags and the critics
Christian Thompson
The main audience for these games are the GameJournos, soy aficionados and cat owners, those who want to tell their family that they have no kids but they know what it feels to have a child because they've experienced it through a ludo-narrative medium.
Jason Hall
And to think that this man also designed God of War 2
Lincoln Brooks
At this point I'm willing to believe all official development credits are lies and that anyone who's known for making video games actually just stole it.
Ian Bailey
Marduk, not Zeus OKAY.
Blake Clark
God of Soy is better.
having a present father figure is toxic masculinity, can't have that.
Thomas Perry
Reminder that Sega at one point thought that the fucking Wii U was more suitable for Yakuza than PC.
Eli Hall
I can only hope if they ever intended to bring the series to PC the would port those HD versions of 1 and 2 along side Kiwami 1 and 2. So people would get the opportunity to play the originals and the remakes.
Austin Jackson
Goy of Soy?
Colton Ortiz
Stepfather of War
Liam Brooks
This mixed with misunderstanding what the audience wants as well. I'm sure there's still older men in dev teams who would want to make campy, cheeky, gory, fun games but are under the impression that games have to be "mature" now because the guys in suits are telling them that TLOU did well, and the people who review games are casuals who gush over non-games because it makes them feel smart.
Ian Roberts
speaking of yakuza what the fuck is going on at sega and sony that caused them to delay the western release of yakuza 6 to the same day as god of war. From the perspective of sony, this means people will likely have to choose one or the other instead of getting both if there was some lapse of time, and from the perspective of sega its sending a game to lose sales against a title with much larger advertising budget despite yakuza 0 and Kiwami doing noticeably better in the west and getting positive western attention for the series, save for some crybaby journals who go for the low hanging "JAPAN IS WEIRD" fruits about stuff you can do in the games. Only a fucking game journo would complain about having more content in a fucking video game
Aiden Moore
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Robert Ortiz
It was easier to care for him when his goal was revenge against a gods trickery. Being meddled with by the fucking gods is easier to relate to and more interesting than raising a kid.
Levi Harris
Yes it does. Everyone loves boypussy.
Andrew Young
The kid will die or get kidnapped a quarter in thus setting the rage against the gods plot. Since it's norse, maybe the kid will die honorably and go to Valhalla or something.
Justin Adams
I doubt the devs are that gutsy, kratos might die (again) but not the kid
Gabriel Robinson
Well if they're actually accurate, the two primary norse gods of war are Odin (in the aspect of fury) and Tyr, in the aspect of jus martialis. Both are voluntarily disfigured, Odin of his eye, Tyr of his hand.
Isaac Cruz
muh nigga
Caleb Torres
It's not even the suits. I bet you anything it's their cunt wives that tell them to "tone it down" because they are oh so mature now and what will the neighbors say. The moment men get married and have a child is when they lose their testicles.
I remember reading a Chinese author of a popular web novel was forbidden by his wife from going the harem route. Muslims seem to be the only ones who understand how to treat women.
Hunter Miller
Not with that attitude, faggot.
Lincoln Evans
(Wasted)
Nice try cuck, now how about you kill yourself instead.
Eli Moore
I will forever that cat. It loves its master so much it tried to give him a mercy kill.
Ian Morris
I hate you no fun faggots so fucking much.
Jacob Williams
mel is obviously in the middle of saying something
Juan Anderson
Luis Cruz
its real, lol
Angel Phillips
lel
Sebastian Gonzalez
The over the shoulder camera really doesn't look conducive to the type of gameplay it's going for. One of the things I appreciated most about the GoW series (even compared to other, better stylish action games) was that you never had to worry about the camera fucking you over since it was fixed in place, but they've gotten rid of that.
Xavier Moore
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Joseph Campbell
Based cat.
Nicholas Walker
Unacceptable already.
Jaxson Scott
they old ones you could level up your weapons IIRC but this is just nonsense
Jordan Morris
The cat tried to set things straight. It tried to end his suffering, but it was too late. It was always too late.
Wyatt Baker
It could be so much worse.
Alexander Murphy
You can have fun without porn, faggot. You may as well call someone who says you probably shouldn't be doing meth and heroin a no-fun faggot. Drug addicts say the exact same shit when you try and tell them they're overdoing it.
Luke Howard
But GG deserves to be hated.
Nathan Bailey
I don't understand how getting a vasectomy has any benefit at all.
Logan Harris
Bareback with no contraceptives?
Nathan Baker
The memes write themselves
Owen Garcia
Binary domain had cup noodles before it was cool.
Thomas Russell
I guess you can fuck without getting her pregnant so you don't need a condom?Also you can make it your life's work to entrap crazy whores and threaten with legal action if they claim that their mongrel child is yours?
Nicholas Smith
To make sure Jamal can get her pregnant.
Asher Peterson
I really hate this lazy "minimalist" UI approach so much.
Julian Stewart
Xavier Clark
For an older man whose already fathered a few children and is too late in life to want to deal with more, I can see the benefit. That's really the only case though.
Angel Rivera
No shitty, smelly kids?
Gavin Anderson
Fuck off, jew.
Wyatt Harris
Jack Nelson
No, fuck you, I absolutely fucking hate prudish faggots like that. This is not about fapping but about things like Rance and Kamidori or just depicting even slightly erotic or arousing things in media. If you treat erotic content like that, people will start to stretch what can be shown and what cannot be shown to such an extent where even the stupidest shit can cause a moral panic, and we will lose some geniuently good writing and character archetypes. Fuck that, and fuck your controlling attitude.
Nicholas Jenkins
Brandon Watson
I hope it's true.
Eli Gonzalez
>became a god and then said nah that aint me and threw it away
Eli Foster
Low testosterone is a serious condition and an epidemic among males worldwide.
Aaron Ortiz
I did hear somewhere (((they))) plan to make an all female predator somewhere.
Alexander Ortiz
I feel like I must go full Luther Strode on every person responsible for this shit.
Carson Wilson
How much do you want to bet they pull a Logan and end up killing Kratos off in order to save his wife's son?
Justin Cook
It's called The Predator and they're trying really hard to downplay it.
Nolan Harris
if anyone things giving your AI partner a leg up to go push a ladder or some shit is anything BUT padding they're fucking insane. It's a fantastic way to force the player to stop and listen to whatever horseshit dialogue your writers put in without those MEAN GAMURS skipping it because it's boring
Ryan Barnes
Aren't vasectomies done nowadays by blocking the vas deferens with a removable gel that can last either a decade or forever?
Isaiah Powell
You're talking about vasalgel and RISUG, if I remember right. IIIRC one blocks the tube, and the other coats it with a spermicidal agent rendering you impotent until it wears off or you get another shot to reverse it.
I think you can get one of them done in India, but they haven't passed clinical trials in the West yet. Probably because the (((pharmaceutical companies))) don't want men switching to a one time birth control procedure that doesn't affect hormones and alter behavior instead of women being forced to take hormone altering pills or implants.
Mason Martin
There's a difference between erotica/adult themes and porn, you blind idealist bastard. There's a difference between being a prude and thinking people should stay the fuck away from pornography.
Jose Powell
I'd pirate it.
Caleb Campbell
And yet you didn't notice this post by the user I was responding to? Nigger the user was arguing against erotica as well.
Ryder Smith
He's using the term loosely there. It was erotica heavily leaning towards straight up porn. Also Rance games may be good games but they definitely cross that erotica/porn line regularly.
Dominic Foster
Topkek. Is it literally his wife's son?
Luis Harris
Phosphophyllite
Anthony Perez
Will Kratos need help opening his soy drink?
Henry Russell
Is using a towel or the bottom of your shirt to open difficult bottles and jars now uncool or something?
Alexander Davis
God damn man, they really just burnt money to make interracial propaganda.
Can't you speak english, like proper english? Even Asians speak it better than this.
This was the best they could come up with? Kratos, mighty slayer of gods and titans, reduced to shepherding his "son" and fighting wrights.
Remember to take your meds, uncle Holla Forums, you'll start seeing hallucinations again.
Suffered through Moffart's bad writing and Smith trying his best only to end up with this. Should have dropped this years ago.
The show was so-so when Russell T Davis was writing most of the major episodes, he left in the 5th season and Moffart took over. That was also the time Sherlock started and both of the shows basically collided in a vortex, indistinguishable from one another.
Same thing here, mang. Agree with pretty much everything.
Carson Jenkins
You still need some strength to grip and turn the cap, something these soy fueled manboys clearly don't have.
A day will come when someone complains that that tool is too unpleasant or unergonomic to use so it needs to be further developed to suit their soft and weak hands.
Christopher Powell
do they drink 5 of those a day? On paper I like the idea of getting all your needs in one quick serving while working but obviously it's not as healthy as just eating a regular meal
Nicholas Young
He says he needed his co-workers to open it for him.
Meaning it was about his lack of strength.
You wouldn't think it possible to be that weak, but when you see someone who has been on a vegan/soy/whatever diet for more than a year, you will know.
They look sickly, their legs are like twigs (it actually looks a bit disturbing) and their frames appear fragile. As if the wind would knock them over if it blew a little too hard.
It is not a pretty sight and I am thankful I only saw them while I was living in a city maybe two times.
But I bloody noted all the details, even if all I got was a glance.
Chase Price
My 50 something year old uncle who's like 5'6'' less than 150lbs doesn't need help opening bottles like that.
Logan Wood
They'll just have the soy fed through IVs eventually.
Jack Turner
Maybe if you didn't watch films before the fucking 90s and even then.
Colton Carter
How does one even become so weak as a male?
Thomas Kelly
King Kong did it better 13 years ago
Anthony Kelly
Aiden Bennett
I can't stand this "complete meal drink" bullshit, but I'm just a food elitist. Is it wrong to treat the thing that died to feed you with a little respect? Even if it's just a plant, people worked to harvest it and move it around, and these cunts have the gall to shove it all into a bottle so you can chug it while you're droning away at your job, or while gaming, or whatever excuse people throw up to avoid eating real food.
Every meal should be savored and honored.
Josiah Thomas
What are you talking about? There's no Disgaea 5 on PC.
IT'S LITERALLY DARK SOULS
They'll never put it on PC ever.
Gooks eat soy constantly. No problems. Look at the population in China.
Modern (((western))) devs are cancer.
Josiah Scott
Here's an excerpt from that very same thread.
Eli Parker
You are not being elitist user, you just appreciate effort and skill.
These degenerates are the type of people that add the pasta to the pot before the water boils, the type of people that cook rib-eyes with common oil and table salt
Jason Gray
That sounds hot. Wait, female predators, or Predator, but with women cast?
Hudson Long
using a rag or similar improves your grip and you still need a similar amount of force
They're so pathetic they need a special opener to act as a lever to allow them to open a bottle of white goop that's not suitable for human consumption
pickle jars are different from bottles as there's a pressure difference that you can reduce by pressing on the edges.
Doubt
Evan Butler
Parker Nelson
I always just use my pocket knife as a wedge to break the vacuum seal. They're deceptively easy to open after that, to the point you have to be careful not to over-torque it and spill the contents. The only other lids that have ever given me trouble are lids to things with fruit juice or raw honey jars or have other sugary substances in them which get between the threads and glue it shut. Though that's as simple as just running the lid under hot water for a few seconds.
If I've ever had to use an easy opener lever, I can't remember the last time.
Adam Roberts
That's what I thought at first, but most of his posts are about lifting and martial arts, so he may be legit.
Jace Myers
pls no
Lucas Garcia
Couldn't tell you anoon, though i'd be interested in hearing what you know about Aztec to make sure you weren't being misinformed, since there's a lot of bad infoo out there
Isaiah Evans
For games there's Asura's wrath but AFAIK that takes a fuckton of liberties. There's an anime about the Ramayana, and a movie I like called sits sings the bluesit is made by Nina Paley though, and she's hyper feminist so stay away if you have a low tolerance for that and there's also just the texts themselves. The main one being the Mahabharata, but for the love of Christ find a condensed version and look at reviews for a good translation as the original is fuckhueg.
Camden Lee
The only difference now is that britain is getting colonized too.
Ian Cooper
Surely nobody lies on the internet… Right?
Kayden Richardson
There are four things I know about Aztec deities.
1.They like human hearts
2.One of the is them MOST fabulous lizard ever.
3.Aztecs are even worse spellers than the Welsh.
4.Wasn't there a goddess of both shit(literally taking a shit) and childbirth?
Cooper Cruz
I thought I was the only one. I hate this fucking iPad looking bullshit that is popping up in EVERY GAME. For some sci-fi games it works, but not for every single fucking thing.
It's going to be the hardest QTE in the game. You won't be able to beat the game unless you bought the bottle opener DLC (only 19.99$!)
James Morales
Yeah, okay, so
The sacrifice ceremony would vary depending on the god the sacrifice was to and occasion it was for. It wasn't always hearts, in fact most of the time it wouldn't even be people being sacrificed: Ritual bloodletting, the sacrifice of animals, offerings of food and other inanimate oobjects was far more common. Outright human sacrifice in Mesoamerican cultures, like most ancient cultures, was relatively rare: Somewhat more common then in ancient greece, mesopotamia, egypt, etc, but not nearly as much as you'd think. The Aztecs (the mexica specifically, more on that later) in particular, however, DID practice it at a much larger scale then other mesoamerrican cultures, but even then the vast majority of them would have been prisoners of war, and still not at the absurd "thousands to tens of thousands sacrificed in a few days" numbers you see in popular culture.
Off the top of my head, I know heart extraction was done in certain ceremonies to Huitzilopotchli, who was the patron god of the Mexica (The Mexica being the specific nahua subgroup that founded tenochtitlan, and tenochtitlan, along with two other citiies that were founded by different nahua people, were the 3 ruling cities of the Aztec empire. When most people say "Aztecs", though, they generally mean the Mexica or the Mexica as an example of Nahua cultures in general), aloong with one to Tezcatlipoca. Another key thing to note is that in most cases where people were being sacrificed, they, or their remains, was seen to be a literal incarnation of the god they were being sacrificed to. For example, for the weeks prior to being sacrificed, the victim to Tezcatlipoca WAS seen as Tezcatlipoca, and basically went around the city being revered and eating good food and drink. Him being sacrificed was symbolically represenative of Tezcatlipoca tthe god dying and being reborn (cycles are a big part of most mesoamerican religion).
Aztec Thought and Culture is a great book for understanding Aztec philsophy and religion, if you want to check that out. I also have a random assortment of other books on Mesoamerica and andean cultures I've been reccomended or think look cool here: pastebin.com
This is partially the result of the Spanish, actually: they basically wrote down shit spelled how it sounded to them as Spanish (and this is 500 year old Spanish, remember) speakers from 5 when they didn't understand Nahuatl that well, which then gets translated/fucked up further into English. A lot of Nahuatl sounds just don't exist in english, as well: Sort of like how there's no "R" or "L" in japanese, and instead they have one sound that's between the two.
You are thiinking of Tlazolteotl, who was a goddess of sexual degeneracy, filth; but also purification and cleanliness, and was also associated with midwifes and the protection and women and childern during birth. In addition to cycles, Aztec religion and philosophy was big on duality. So while she's a goddess of both physical and spiritual (and excretory, as you note) filth, she's also associated with spiritual and physical cleanliness as well.