Seeing as Sonic is having a panel at SXSW today (3:30pm CST) with a supposed new game announcement among other things, I guess we should have a Sonic thread.
Seeing as Sonic is having a panel at SXSW today (3:30pm CST) with a supposed new game announcement among other things...
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How many hours is that
will there be a stream?
2 hours and 30 minutes from now
Maybe if they need help to force out another blue shit
I still want a Rouge spin-off about treasure hunting. I also want to have sex with rouge.
Neither of these things will happen.
Is there gonna be a stream of it?
We can always hope there will be a stream my dark lord satan.
Listen if you wanna post rouge getting fucked just do so,but keep it on the down low.
More
MORE
You should look into suicide
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Maybe, Mark is a Segadrone and Sonic connoisseur.
You've done it now
WHERE'S THE PORN?
Not being posted because vols might get anal.
I find your choice of terminology most arousing.
rouge is alright but amy is better
Prove it, faggot
Twitch is live,sonic stream in half an hour,i think.
pink is a more sexually attractive color than brown
it’s the truth
I expect nothing worthwhile. If I had to guess, we'd see something like a new mobile game or an official announcement for this Sonic movie everyone's been on about. Zero hope for anything on par with Generations or Mania.
Wrong
I see that I have found fellow men of superior tastes.
March 16th is also Takashi Iizuka's birthday, I hear.
Like another hour until they actually start talking about that shit then.
WHY CAN YOU NOT HAVE MORE THAN ONE FUCKING STICKY AT ONE FUCKING TIME
YOU KNOW YOU CAN HAVE MORE THAN ONE STICKY AT ONCE, RIGHT?
WHY WOULD YOU UNSTICKY A THREAD ABOUT PEOPLE PLAYING VIDEOGAMES IN FAVOR OF THIS AUTISTIC FUCKING SHIT NOBODY CARES ABOUT OTHER THAN CARDBOARD WEARING SOYBOYS AND THE AUTISTIC COMMUNITY
NOTHING IS GOING TO FUCKING HAPPEN IN THIS STUPID FUCKING PANEL OTHER THAN SOME GENERIC AUTIST SHITSHOW EVERYONE HEARD BEFORE
Calm down faggot,the game night was stickied for quite a while,this'll be done in like an hour.
We can't we just have two stickys?
we can and did during the last gamenight the jew just loves to gargle sammys jiz
I thought you died, man.
Fucking ask Mark
To be fair I can see why you'd want to avoid having multiple permanent stickys because that shits up the board but if it's only going to be a few hours it's kinda weird.
why isn't it live yet
LOOK AT THIS TWEET
tweetsave.com
It's been 10 years since the first Sonic Adventure
It's the third month of the year
She rimes with three
16 divided by 5 is 3.2
Chao were in Sonic Adventure
3,000 years has a three in it
water demon was in Sonic Adventure
Chaos has three fingers
Amy has three spikes on her haid
Chaos has three head things
Water was a key element in the original Sonic Adventure
There are three sentences in this tweet
1+2 is 3
I got 12 game overs while playing Sonic Mania
IT'S ALL IN THE NUMBERS
yeah and I'm gonna resticky after
Fine I guess, I'll do both. I don't normally like to do two stickies because it can be annoying.
SONIC ADVENTURE 3 BABEH IT FINALLY HAPPENING!!
Why won't you sticky both you fat kike?
FUCK
EXCEPT YOU CAN HAVE TWO STICKIES, ONE FOR PEOPLE WHO GIVE A FUCK AND ONE FOR PEOPLE WHO DON'T GIVE A FUCK
THOSE WHO GIVE A FLYING FUCK CAN COME SEE THE ABSOLUTE AUTISM ASSBLASTING SHITSHOW THAT IS SONIC SPIN CYCLE AUTISM AND THOSE WHO DON'T CAN GO DO THEIR OWN FUCKING THING
YOU CAN'T JUST TELL YOUR COMMUNITY TO GO FUCK THEMSELVES OVER AND OVER AND EXPECT PEOPLE TO JUST ROLL WITH IT LIKE EVERY FUCKING SHITTY RELEASE OF SONIC OVER THE PAST 15 YEARS
Sticky every thread.
You won't
Holy shit calm down you sperg master.
I just did
Stream where? Above link is broken somehow.
Would you rather vent your furstrations on Tails, Espeio, or Charmee?
Works for me.
It's offline right now, it'll be online soon.
Why would they blow any big announcement now when they could just do it at e3
Because fuck E3.
Because it's costly and Sonic fans are autistic enough to not give a fuck.
Jerking off constantly raises your prolactin levels, that gives you mantits and makes you leak milk. It's 4 times worse if you climax since it's the hormone that shoots though your body that tells you to stop jerking off. It makes your bones age since it depletes calcium and is linked to osteoporosis. Every time you climax you are slowly killing your skeleton, that includes sex.
Every time you jerk off to a furry you are slowly brittling your bones.
Good thing I'm not a furry
Doesn't that thing have a circus sideshow of LGBTQLMNOP and fatass feminists? Game companies need to stop paying these freaks for space. They reach a bigger audience on the internet anyways.
Nice pasta
Yeah, they're faggots but the event should be fun regardless.
Ha, you wish that was true, don't you.
Good, I was a bit worried. I was at the TSSZ stream they have a annoying male to female tranny still with very masculine interests.
WE'RE LIVE
That reminds me, Utopia is gonna be at the next SAGE right? That's at the end of summer?
Aaron is on stage.
It could just be a remake of SA for the PS4 and Switch.
It started!
That would be disappointing but good nonetheless.
Clever girl
Try going out without eating dairy for a while, you'll lose the urge to jerk off constantly, it makes your skeleton gay though.
Off to a great start already
You got a link?
Yeeaaaaah fake enthusiasm.
Aaron is a hack :^)
Preach it man!
Holy shit,she's ugly
Oh man the excitement is ALMOST palpable.
Bracing for a 25th anniversary party trainwreck.
God, she's not very attractive.
I rather have the people behind Sonic Unleashed back.
Is it the same guy?
I like how they think this event is important enough that people would make bingo cards for it.
The crowd is incredibly low energy.
It's been almost 10 fucking years and that game has more soul put into it than their most recent shit. Talking about the 3D games.
Yes
More than 12.
...
...
...
sighs
They all have autism user, they don't want to draw attention when in public.
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Please Izuka announce that you're retiring from Sonic Team forever.
>Sonic Forces
I can tell that this is going to go well.
hooktube.com
Ugh.
wew
So far, so "good."
I guess you need to find a good source of dairy then since conventional milk from cows is fed soy.
It's going to be a Sonic OC online battle royale game. Screencap this.
Nothing interesting so far,hopefully they still have more in store.
It's like the loony toons movie
Upin this thread cakejew, nothing of consequence is going to happen.
HEY THAT'S?!
I just want Emerald Hill to get some love. Is that too much to ask? Green Hill is done way too much.
This sounds both physically and autistically deadly.
Which is funny since you need calcium to keep the gay away.
ITS THAT BLUE HEDGEHOG AGAIN OF ALL PLACES!
How do you feed milk soy?
YOU HAVE EMERALD HILL, ANGEL ISLAND, MUSHROOM HILL, EMERALD COAST, CITY ESCAPE, SEASIDE HILL/WHALE OCEAN.
STOP FUCKING PUTTING GREEN HILL IN EVERYTHING.
FUCKED SCRIPT
I found you, Faker!
it's over.
Mania 2 when?
Sanic is overrated trash.
Go play Alex the Kid.
Faker? I think (you)'re the faker around here.
(You) comparing yourself to me? HA
(You)'re not even good enough to be my fake!
By feeding cows soy, typically the farmers feed livestock waste product, and soy is pretty worthless since it's the cheapest vegetable oil you can buy on the market.
PLUS
What about a Mean Hill Zone based off of Robotnik's Mean Bean Machine?
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What if you feed them olive oil instead?
OH SHIT NIGGA
Would be better without the random rock paper scissors.
THEY GOT THEM BACK FROM THE GRAVE
...
why
RAY AND MIGHTY PLAYABLE
WHY
MY NIGGA MIGHTY
Happened in Generations (Former two for 3DS, lateral two for HD).
Then why do I feel dead inside
Well, that wasn't anything major, but it's not horrendous, so I won't knock them for it.
Also for the updated rerelease how about you remove Denuvo from the PC version you fucking hacks?
But will it remove Denuvo from the original release?
wew
I'm making fun of your wording you dummy. You phrased it like they feed soy to the milk.
I meant more in terms of after Generations and everything else.
this is good
not enough for me to get the game because of denuvo,but still good for those who own it
SUMMER
So it's coming out in a few months.
Technically soybeans has protein even if it's cancerous, olives are just really salty and fatty and cost a lot more compared to say gmo soy and corn, even wheat germ. They were planting a fuckload of palm trees in shitskin countries to use the waste product from palm oil refining as food for livestock.
I mean, I'm not mad but…
Do you mean from today? I had this for a while, but either way WEW
Come on though,give us a new game already,that's all anybody wants.
It's just shitty grammar, I have a hard time caring.
/ic/fags, pay attention
Iizuka looks like he doesn't want to be there.
FULL BLOWN SERIES OR FUCKOFF
YOU HAVE MY INTEREST
Well if you want people to care about what you're trying to convey you should learn how to communicate better.
That's alright I guess
I would prefer if they stopped joking around and just got to the point.
I guess if you're a subhuman you'd care since you wouldn't understand what I was saying anyways.
Yes.
This.
Love the idea of an animation though.
It's better then nothing honestly,especially if they retain the quality.
STOP RUSTLING MY JIMMIES
thank god all the bitching and moaning about denuvo prevented all these good things from happening.
I hoped it was a cartoon series, but series is good. Maybe the reception will convince them to make a full series.
Stop posing me you fucking poser.
I don't know how to feel.
And yeah, I'm basically saying the people that get prissy about grammar on an anonymous imageboard tend to be prissy shitskins learning the language. Like reddit getting butthurt over a typo.
Think they'll include the shorts as unlockbables in Mania Plus?
What series?
They want the Retro audience
Okay but when are they going to announce playable Eggman?
That time Squeer Enix made the short animated series of FFXV. I just didn't have an image to show that. Oops
Classic Sonic not being from the past was fucking stupid recton.
ANNOUNCE A NEW GAME YOU FUCKING HACKS
and then Yakuza for PC
Oh no
i just had the realization people are gonna do Disgusting things with these designs
Furry people
Is Classic Sonic a shota?
Bottom left is pure smug.
So, the chronology of the Sonic series is now:
Almost perfect timing.
Could you be any more of a holier than thou faggot trying to distill your blessed wisdom on mere mortals?
DON'T
STOP
CEASE
DESIST
Fuck, I was going to post that.
Who cares?
...
Sonic Adventure was retconed
it's now
Forces was a soft reboot
Isn't that great?
So, Forces is our Mortal Kombat '09?
:^(
ZA WARUDO
Has anyone ever considered when Tails say that sonic from another dimension it's a play on word to the fact that Classic Sonic is 2D.
Good
She has a puffy pussy, you faggot.
I hope this new cartoon is a lead in to an all original Sonic 5 made by the same developers.
Oh god, there's a new sonic character.
WHERE'S SONIC ADVENTURE 3 WITH CHAO GARDEN!?
Now this is a cute girl i wouldn't mind seeing lewded
It will happen before 2020
Just watch, just like their financial report suggested, just like their interview implied.
Puffy vulva
NO, DON'T DO THAT TO ME user, FFS!
I just realized that I forgot about Sonic 4.
They should add Chao Garden to a good game. It was the best thing about SA, but you have to play the game to get the items you need.
You know in your heart of hearts they'd make chao garden a mobile game.
Stop posting anytime cuckchan
Don't worry Sega also forgot about it.
F U C K I N G S H O E S
Now this is an autistic crossover
Why aren't they SOAP shoes!!!
PUMA SHOES IN ADVENTURE 3
Not this shit again
well, sonic can only really sell shoes or chilli dogs, would you rather licenced chilli dogs?
Shows which game sold like shit.
I might try to buy a pair just to scalp it.
What size feet do you guys think most austists have?
Don't end it like this.
DON'T END IT LIKE THIS!
I hope there aren't any super autistic questions, but this is Sonic, so there probably will be.
FUCKING SNEAKERS
I CAN'T COMPREHEND THIS
Is that a tranny at the mic
Anyone want to place bets on the questions?
A FUCKING TRANNY
Does Crush 40 even still exist?
EVERYONE THERE IS EITHER A TRANNY OR AUTIST, DON'T BE SURPRISED
Where's Ren when you need him?
Yes.
WHERE THE FUCK IS CRUSH 40?
I wish
Ren will never deliver
Put out an album 3 years ago.
JUST ASK ABOUT THE ADVENTURE GAMES.
Didn't that also have the best characterization of Shadow?
THEY BASICALLY DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH MODERN SONIC NOW, HA
Only because the writers finally decided to put all his shitty backstory away after Ow the Edge.
...
At least he wasn't a stuttering grown man
Embarrassing.
Move on from this embarassing shitshow already.
Not caring about the coolest character
….Big the Cat is gone, isn't he?
I wonder where these people get these questions from.
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2059 Man.
They're screened before they enter the room.
He's long gone now user. We have to move on. ;_;
I wish I was there so I could ask if they would ever include other Sega IPs in future Sonic titles just so that they can get some recognition, no sense in letting interesting series rot because Sega doesn't want to risk anything
That makes these even more frightening.
Such a waste of life, why bother asking.
SO NEVER
I do care about E102 though
She has good taste.
I was joking.
There's nothing appealing about her though.
WHY FUCKING ASK
THESE
QUESTIONS
quads confirm, sticks a shit
Damn, those quads.
The Robots really are the best Sonic characters.
Damn, I like Sticks but I guess I have to admit to having shit taste. Quads don't lie.
How do Silverfags even exist?
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Sticks is best girl, idgas
Why even spoiler?
Kill yourself.
So basically, Sonic Mania+ and animated shorts were the only things of note so far?
This is good,i like her a tiny bit more
Unless they are holding out for something at the end, that's going to be it.
Just because you have shit tastes, doesn't discount that you have to protect your waifu.
Kid said Sonic Riders. The tip off is he mentioned Gamecube.
Sonic UI confirmed? Maybe Sonic Blanco?
Aaron even admits this.
He's talking about the guy that was earlier before the kid.
Sorry man, spoilers accidentally checked.
NO, FUCK NO! PLAY THE ORIGINAL GAMES, YOU FUCKING BRAT!!!
Jesus Christ.
Hyper Sonic was fun though
End stream
I wanna die
Who even is that?
(((MARK))) UNSTICKIED THE FOKKEN THREAD AGAIN
Fuck
Have some more
A sonic goon.
Why are these autists introducing themselves?
Attention whoring
That is some shit fucking art
Good but probably gonna get removed
Pretty amazing they admitted they don't won't Sonic to be like Dragon ball
Who makes these?
...
delet this
Ok, but is he a goon though
said he's a goon and his opinions are shit
You're a goon
Hey guys. Cybershell here.
What if told you…Sonic has a Ultra Instinct form?
If you're a pleb
Lurk more
They've been trying to get away from Sonic 06 as much as possible in recent years.
Please dont leave us with no new announcements
deleting the meta shit in the game night thread. make a new thread and I'll talk with you there
Not really
One…
Last…
Thing…
SONIC KART 3
Sonic R
Sonic R 2 confirmed.
So a new sonic racing game?
That's it?
Sonic R?
what?
SHADOW THE HEDGEHOG R BABY
They should make Sonic transform into Red Sonic because then his fur would be red and he would look like Knuckles except he wouldn't be a nigger and he'd listen to Linkin Park like Coldsteel the Hodgeheg.
New Sonic All stars racing?
EVERYBODY SUPER SONIC RACING
So…
>It's not Sonic R
>It's not Sonic Riders
>It's not Sonic and & All-Stars Racing
SONIC RAPE
It's sonic kart without the extra sega characters, which sucks but I fucked loved Sonic Kart
SONIC AND ALL STARS RACING TRANSFORMED RALLY RACERS
FINALLY, SOMETHING good
what the fuck was that last announcement?
Did that fat fuck have a goddamn Hersey's Bar t-shirt?
It's a Sonic Racing game but it's not Sonic and Sega All Stars so I don't care
Welp, that was boring
A reboot of Sonic All Stars Racing
It's just the fucking Racing game
They already said it's not gonna be Sonic and Sega All Stars a few months ago
It's just Sonic characters
It's gonna be like a Sonic and All-Star racing
Maybe it is called SUPER SONIC RACING WEW LAD
Eh?
why a reboot?
why not a sequel?
But why? The only reason why people liked Transformed was because it was made by Sumo Digitial and had something to use besides furfags, oh and you could glide kind of like F-Zero.
At least the roster will be better than the pile of shit that Transformed's was. Seriously, what were they fucking thinking? Danica Patrick, Football Manager, fucking Yogscast?
That was a pretty fun game though.
Seriously i don't understand what the appeal of a new sonic racing game could bring,do people want that?
Well, I do remember the biggest complaint about the All-Stars Racing games was that all the Sonic tracks were from Seaside Hill or Final Fortress (?).
It seems like Sega wants to pretend that it's confused, like "oh people suddenly like Sonic again for the characters instead of a good game developed by fans overseas, let's put in more of their friends and they'll eat that up", it just comes off like bullshit to me since they don't know how to respond to fan reaction from a small project like Mania and they want to pretend that Sonic Forces was some huge success. It'd be fine if they just announced a sequel to Mania.
I see, but how much different can the gameplay even be if cars are still evolved? I still think its gonna be SUPER SONIC RACING, GOTTA PUT YOUR FEE-
Sad to say, but despite this, most fans would buy the game just for Sonic anyways, so it won't be that much of a hindrance.
Honestly, they could add in Coconuts and that will be infinity better than any of the guest star appearances. Can't wait for a guest star appearance again. :^(
Most people from what I have seen considered Sonic All Stars Racing Transformed a good rival to Mario Kart. I mean, if they hopefully do this right, people will be interested. for the games are pretty solid.
I mean I guess some people may want another Sonic racing game with 3D cars instead of hoverboards. I don't, I don't really care.
So, I missed the event. Was anything worthwhile announced?
So, nothing much.
He was. His earlies videos were of an LP he did there. archive.is
So either way, he WAS a goon? I mean, you're not wrong.
Zelda timeline, user.
Sonic 1, 2, 3 and Knuckles, CD.
Then one timeline goes into Sonic 4, Adventure, etc, while in the other Sonic gets taken into Generations, comes back, goes to Mania, reappears in Forces, and is back for Mania Adventures.
Once a goon, always a goon.
I miss Gene.
I can't believe this hasn't been posted yet. So relevant.
It's more like
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