My sister asked me what a communist is

She wants the dick.

Scientific attempt at bettering society.

Through violence, if necessary.

It's workers control of society imouto. Like kids overthrowing their parents, but this would actually benefit the people on the bottom. Now go to sleep.

Why? Porky is doing it for you.

Triple dubs confirm.

How come I feel like the origonal pic was pure cancer.

immagine if I gave all of your cummies to someone else, and she just snowballed you what she felt like, but you still had to do all the work. Communism is where you keep the cummies.

Do you like walls?

Say you are in a classroom with 3 other people, one dumbass and another one genius. You are the middle between those too. The three of you take math test. In the normal system, the grade for your test is that, the grade for YOUR test. It's individual. In such case then the genius would have scored 9/10, the retard 3/10 and you would have scored 5/10. Now the commie system encourages a collective egalitarian grade system, so no matter how much effort you put into your work, you will still score the same as the retard and the genius will score the same grade as you two. Because gommunism(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)

a society of people not divided against ourselves. whereas now capitalism drives us to undermine each other in various ways (boss v worker, boss v boss, worker v worker, black v white, man v women) communism describes the movement toward uniting our individual wills. It does this by giving the individual control over what he produces, what he does with these products of labor and the means of subsistence. Thus the law of value (a law which governs all classes and puts them at each other's throats) is abolished.

"there is neither Greek nor Jew, circumcision nor uncircumcision, Barbarian, Scythian, bond nor free: but Christ is all, and in all."

also we will all be half-circumcised like paul says. praise jesus firneds

Do you or your sister have now any questions, OP?

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Show her 10 hours of compiled footage of Zizek sniffing it out about ideology

I wish

Fucking hell, man, the post had only one line and you couldn't read even that?

Also, I'm not really into politics, I just thought that Holla Forums would be a good place to ask

you forgot the part where we find the gamer out of the three of them and kill him and distribute his points to the others. we also have laws against white men getting married :^)

Imagine you are in class taking a math test. But instead of everybody working through the whole test alone, you all work together on it. A couple of people form around each question, and they got all questions right because it gets super-easy in a group, and at the end everybody just copies the answers from the other groups, and you are done with the test much quicker than what it's like usually and have all that extra time to chill and goof off.

And when I say goof off I mean incest.

imagine if you're taking a math test but you know that after you graduate you're not gonna have to sell yourself to porky to stay alive.

Maybe you need to stop inbreeding with your sister fritz.

/a/ is better at imouto threads tbh fam

It's when you don't have to give up living in exchange of survival.

Ok OP, this is a leftist who resorts to smearing tactics when confronted (and usually when they lack of arguments). Now allow me to give you another example of Communism

Say, one day a lazy (lived from his friends earnings and never had a real job! The irony!) kike named Karl Marx decided to write a book over how the proletariat was getting opressed by the ebil burgouise, to fix this problem there needed to be some kind of revolution to overthrow the burgs and seize the means of production (which he very vaguely explains because he had no idea what was exactly that and neither the majority of his followers, even nowadays.) The years pass and in 1914 a big war happens in europe. It was germans, Austrians, and Ottomans versus Russians, French and English. In 1917 the stupid Kaiser of Germany, seeing how Russia was on the brink of collapse, decided to let 2 Bolshevik kikes ( Lenin and Trotsky) to help a group of Bolsheviks in Russia led by another kike (Stalin) overthrow the Tsar and install a communist regime? Sounds all right from here, right OP? Well the problem is that those 3 faggolas only wanted to seize power and had no idea on how to make Communism work ( because Communism is an unreachable utopia), the years pass, Russia turns into the USSR and industrialization kicks off really fast in Soviet land. However the real problem starts kicking when the Soviets wants to collectivize the means of production and the farms. So for that they start seizing the farms of the individuals and God knows why they decided to destroy most of them like the retards they were. No farms= famines= no food= angry peasants. So the officers, wanting to calm down the angry peasants, put them on their knees and fire a bullet in their skull to most of them, why would you have dissidents in your "perfect" system? because there's no food silly! Want me to continue for your sister, OP?

Because if you want me then tl;Dr most of the commie regimes collapsed in the cold war even when they won the second world war and consisted almost 1/2 of the planet

Thanks for the ban BO, sure this place encourages free speech, not like those ban-happy people at Holla Forums amirite :^)

tl;dr
kids aren't gonna listen to all that shit, keep it simple, stupid

lmao spook level 100
society coerces people into thinking "indoctrinating kids is bad" so that people don't dilute the indoctrination they receive from the schools and the media.
brainwash the fuck out of her, otherwise she'll listen to her teachers and you'll just be her weird older brother

Well, if I just let her listen to her teachers then I would'n had to do anything to indoctrinate her

give her a copy of animal farm, but tear out the part where it goes down the drain.
but seriously if shes 12, she can probably read the communist manifesto.

I've never heard of uncle joe's jooish ancestry. Honestly I think we need more jewish leaders. all the best commies have been Jewish:
Jesus, Paul, Marx, Lenin, Rosa,
All the worst ones have not been jewish:
Stalin, Deng, Mao, Pol pot, all those korean fucks too
I think the trick to communism is always having a jew in charge

Tell her to imagine two villages with 100 inhabitants. One village is called Capitalism and the other village is called Communism.

In the first village, wealth, food and shelter is concentrated to a select few individuals, at the same time as there are many whom starve to death and are homeless.

In the second village, shelter, food and wealth is divided equally. Welcome to gommunism :D

That's how my dad explained it to me when I was a kid anyway.

Coincidentally this is also be the trick to capitalism.

Tell her its a spook and that she should only follow her ego

bad take

The ironic thing is this happened under capitalism and not in "communist countries."

We call it grading on a scale here in America and it happens all the time. Part of the reason it happens is that schools are run like a business which means the emphasis is on quantitative results based teaching, rather than qualitative learning through direct application and experience.

And only half of the people pay.

pick one

stalin

I pick neither cause they're bad. do better

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/a/ is better at most things really. I just come here for the rare non-shitposts.

I choose Stalin, Mao was grossly incompetent and negligent. Nobody would take him seriously if it wasn't for the fact he got a bunch of dumb people to boost his numbers and make it look like he was fit for power.

Actually, what you're describing is socialism.

As Marx defines it, communism transcends the need for money, and the autonomous, self-ruling community, free of the shackles of state, class or capital, works for the benefit of each other without the illusion of money blinding them with greed or corruption.

As Marx himself put it, "From each according to his ability, to each according to his need."

and the other half was the one doing the pizza

You can't. You'd have to explain capitalism first, and not even Marx ever finished doing that.

just fyi, when all you do is rehash shit they say on Prager U but sprinkle the word "kike" in here and there, you're gonna get b&. the problem with free speech is that everyone thinks they have something of value to say. Most of them have thought wrong right-wingers especially.

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But how do we know we aren't the ones thinking wrong?

can't always tell, but once again, when all they do is parrot the same old tired arguments over and over, we really lose nothing from excluding them from the board. even better, they'll think that they won and they can tell all their friends that they BTFO'd communism. Everyone wins.

so lenin was half-gulag half-cop? lmao

com·mu·nism
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noun
a political theory derived from Karl Marx, advocating class war and leading to a society in which all property is publicly owned and each person works and is paid according to their abilities and needs

Do it, faggot.

Post pics.

OP, there's nothing wrong with indoctrinating your sister. She will never make "her own choice"

But that doesn't translate well into the real world. If we don't argue we'll never know who's right

OP needs to fuck his sister while forcing her to watch introductions to communism videos on Youtube but like A Clockwork Orange style at the same time.

You must associate the pleasure with the communism, basic psychology famalam.