a thread of new for all you lazy butts
A thread of new for all you lazy butts
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What genre is it tho?
First can of the day.
Let's get cracking.
Choose your own adventure.
It is sorta like an actiony VN.
Probably not a game I'd be interested in playing, but might be something I'd watch.
Or even better, could try and make everyone a character on Death Road to Canada and play 'Familiar Mode'
meh, it was mediocre
I was able to force myself out before it got that bad :3
make thread people into characters!
waddles was the real og
Yeah, would be pretty cute, but the dealbreaker is that he would have fucked with the furniture, and I'm sure the dorm doesn't allow that.
Could have bought a kitten for seven dollars, but no shots or anything. Just the kitty.
That;s the idea, who is going first?
Well I'm pretty much always somewhat awake before my alarm even goes off since I don't sleep well.
I use the alarm on weekends to have an idea of what time it is, then decide whether I want to get up or not,
i want a kitty!
shots? i don't understand you.
What time do you have your alarm set for?
Also do you actually go to bed at reasonable times? :3
Vaccine shots, you know? So they don't get diseases and stuff and pass them on to you
Why wear a hijab if you're gunna wear makeup that don't make sense
Well on weekdays I go to sleep at like 10:30 the latest, since I wake up at 5:15.
Weekends I sometimes go to sleep later, then set an alarm for 8 hours from when I go to sleep.
Right, cats are assholes by nature, even if you scold them every time as soon as they start thinking about scratching furniture and get them toys to attack instead, they will still do it whenever you're not home.
If you were to declaw it I'd rather you didn't get the cat in the first place.
you are the real og
It's called hypocrisy
I usually do 2am at the latest for a 7:30 wake up on weekdays.
Then last night I went to bed around 1am so I got 11 hours :3
I think that might add up to be close to your sleep~
Merch room dopeness
so when are you gonna show us the dopeness
Nymph, I tried, you want different hair?
And different perks?
get a kitty~
It was I, sexy Dio
Weekends I tend to sleep a lot longer (10.5 hours last night) because by the end of the week I'm pretty tired from not getting enough sleep.
Bought a fairly expensive memory foam pillow recently, and I feel it's been helping a bit with my bad sleep.
Where you at?
Looks good, but she should have a white outfit if possible.
Nymph is an electronic hacking type angeloid, so if there's any perk that's something like that, that would be good. Otherwise Health Care sounds alright.
I can give a different hat on too.
Will dump more later ran into some peeps
Last one because it really caught my eye
Scoots, doing a drunk stream of Death Road to Canada, gonna make you a character after.
Ouu, I usually stop using my pillow in the winter though because it gets hard because of how cold I keep my room.
Do you live at the north pole?
I don't know what gungineer does, but if you think it would fit what I said, then sure.
How cold do you keep your room? And why would you keep your room so cold!?
i miss gravity falls
Already split up and ended up in a team four star panel
Yeah, as you can see by my north pole flag.
Because cuddling up with blankets is nice :3
'Good with anything technical, and guns are technical, so...'
Anyway, that is you done.
May alter the face.
who would buy these
This is actually the first con team four star met up in person
What the hell, that's so cold ><
I normally have a fan pointed at me while I sleep all throughout the year, and that makes cuddling in blankets nice.
I could do with my room being that cold though!
id buy those
idk I'd buy the Shimakaze one
Not me because you can probably draw better lewd
Right now they are showing animated short of Vegeta playing gta5 and a clip of episode 56 of hailing satan
Art prints are legit. I buy some when I go to cons.
Fan noise is bleh, I'm a delicate sleeper :3
Ahh, I find the fan helps me sleep.
It also blocks out the noise my roommate makes.
Ahh yeah, that makes sense.
The only thing that really makes noise in my house past 1am is my cat.
Don't tease me like that loco, I'd totally take lewd art from you
I tried, how is this?
Yeah that looks good.
ahh my cat just sleeps and eats all day, so she doesn't make much noise.
Anyways, I'm gonna go get some Timmies. I'll be back soon ^^
I'm jealous, take care :3
i just think their breasts are a little big to be putting on your wall
hopefully mabel escapes that dreamworld prison one day...
Familiar mode is when you meet allies/assholes that you made specifically.
So if I made all the posters, I get to play along as/with all the posters here.
id put your breasts on my wall
Like, I made myself as 'Oblivious' and 'Hard Hitter'.
Basically a big dumb fuck.
I like smaller breasts too so I mean, I didn't buy one
Hi yes me too
Up for some ultra violence?
A to b capsize masterrace
Yeah, pretty much.
I'll just say I've done Scoots character so I can move on to Luka then Grim; wanna get into the game soon before I get too drunk making these guys.
Also tits out super Saiyan 4 vegeta
objectify more women
AND I got the keychain
no one escapes silent hill
How is this as Grim?
Dunno why I waited so long to watch the Green Mile
she gave you her keychain?
Hi fine me too thanks
Grim, I'm making you a character on Death Road, tell me to lose the hat and go for a different look or it stays. I'm trying to smash this out as quick as possible.
Uh oh the insecure gay people are getting rowdy
season 2 when?
maybe next season theyll battle bill
Kindly omit me
so you didnt got the keychain... rip
Just a picture of it
Being insecure about my body is the last thing I am.
K, I'll move onto Luka.
Luka, describe me how you want me to make a character of you?
Who said anything about your body
omg hi me too big fan
Yes, you. The one screaming, "There's no multiplayer!" and "Sean Murray lied to us!" and other slurs I dare not mention.
You are one. We are hundreds, thousands. Millions. You aren't just IN the minority; you ARE the minority.
I don't feel awkward or anxious playing No Man's Sky around others, and your words don't affect me. Many others, however, are coming out of their shells for the first time in their lives. This is the first time many are enjoying the beautiful world that has been procedurally generated for us - and it IS beautiful. Incredibly so. DON'T ruin this for them. We No Man's Sky fans may have our differences, but we will not hesitate to come to the aid of our fellow explorers, especially against someone who so virulently slurs that which has brought us all together.
Don't take this the wrong way. I don't hate you. I don't fear you.
I pity you.
I'm sorry that you feel this way towards us. I'm sorry that No Man's Sky is such a bane to your existence. And I'm sorry that you are missing out on such a wonderful experience. Mostly, though, I'm sorry that you feel the need to go around and publicly chastise and berate others. I'm sorry that, to ensure your own validity, you need to make others feel invalid. I'm sorry that your self-worth is so infinitesimally miniscule that you have to make others feel less-than-human, at least in your own denatured mind, just to feel whole. I am truly sorry that day-in and day-out you have to put up with your worthless, meaningless, Shakespearean tragedy of a life.
I ask you politely to cease your unnecessary cries for attention, and instead invite you to join our ranks. Uninstall Call of Duty, start up No Man's Sky, and breathe in the splendour and the amazement of your first planet, and then, maybe, just maybe, you'll see what you've been so hopelessly searching for this whole time.
Spore is better.
Because the subject was objectification of women.
it actually is
i really digged spore
I made a green praying mantis trading race.
Shit was cash.
That game is only fun after you unlock mega laser
galactic stage was all micromanagement though
For me it was getting drunk and having pirate songs on the playlist and Kanye West's album thing. Forgot the name of it.
I mean you arent a women so I don't see how that fits in or how it fits in before debasing them mentally and intellectually but hey pal, if you want to approach it from vanity I have to say I don't think people who want to objectify women will want to see you like that
Does Maxis even still exist though?
Babby's first micromanage sim, which is was alright with me since I'm shit at it.
*gives it head pats*
Yes me too
I only linked George for his attention.
I could not care less about the actual topic that is being talked about.
Hop off this dick.
Sim Theme Park and Sim City on Snes were mine.
Ok cunts, I'm getting bored of making Death Road to Canada characters, so if you want me to make you a character, hurry up before I get too drunk and bored and start up Sunless Sea.
Getting drunk and play Spore sounds fun, maybe someday you can teach me how to properly drunk creating a creature with eyes facing backward, 4 legs and no arm, and mouths at the end of every legs.
i thought they closed down but there is still sims 4 dlc coming out so iunno
maybe it's outsourced
rim world is a good micromanage sim
or any other small scale city builder
Goes downhill after a couple of evolutions.
Darwinia is a boss game
His favorite movie is akira and the stronger music video was a cioy of some scenes
If you can't think of a meaningful reply you can just inform.me you are a boing piece of shit but toodles
First sim I played was Theme Hospital and Rollercoaster Tycoon 3D
needy and optimistic
will do anything to keep him out of trouble.
willing to do small errands
It is why I love him so much.
In the words of so many critics, 'Dat nigga cray cray but he made Graduation'
im happy becausae u showed up
Yes me too.
I'm gonna sleep 25/7
I think EA absorbed them into a branch studio, but I don't know. If anything they aren't what they use to be.
I did not know they had a hospital one.
i havent played in so long
make a penis monster
ive heard good things
this is a neat little game kinda similar to sport but not really
Oh my is the Isabelle made me lol
I woke up too early today...
Nurturing or Frantic Wh- wait, there may be an optimistic thing.
Health Care because healslut
Who's not calm?
that reply was for Scanner
You like that, do you.
it's Manaka, helloo
Yep, this is good. What kind of adventure awaits me?
George, if I cash in that favor for a pic how many people can I ask to be in it before I have to pay extra?
Speaking of objectifying people tho
Kill la kill me persona 4 posters
I think I woke up at 11 but I don't remember.
When did you woked up?
oh god iunno do you want it colored
is that also 50 dollars
Yes, but I'll pay for anything that's over board.
what is manaka up to?
ooh 11 is perfectly comfy
I always wake up early if I an alcohol the evening before ;;
Mandy is here?
If I make enough characters, I'll be streaming Death Road to Canada with Familiar mode on, that means I'll end up meeting one of you randomly throughout the campaign.
The game is basically FTL with zombies.
what do you want
Dunno didn't pay attention to stuff like that while taking pics
Hey, calm the fuck down.
Perhaps, my love.
Group pic of me and my thread friends. Something I can keep.
I would hope.
I have not seen you recently. Guess who got the weekend off.
Drawn with like in-character representation? Sounds like a cool idea
its hard for me
Dont laugh, but my bed is so messy it looks like a birdnest. So, i'm going to my nest and sleep, very soon.
We would love to hear about your adventure, and how you will meet us!
I am 食べていきます
It could be a lot. I am not sure yet.
What would I be looking at per character?
I'm streaming it so you may see it for yourself if I get around to it.
Or should I start the stream up in half an hour?
I wonder who's gonna be what
I did! Not sure what I am going to do with it though.
That's because you are touching it. And it likes you.
are you sure you dont want an overwatch meme
I really never got the hate, he's super talented when he tries and seems like a really nice person if you get past his celebrity front, I also genuinely think he has mild autism or aspergers.
comfy warm safe nest!
imma head out soon myself!
Unfortunately, I dont think i can make it.. i'm going to sleep soon :(
just let me know how do we meet, and how do i die!
Clean and game. That's what I'm doing.
I could get them done in OW outfits. Do you not want to draw?
I may ask Pones to join in on this.
What you think?
I understand the hate.
I just don't give a fuck, dude was never the same when his mum died; but he is fucking awesome regardless of his behaviour.
Are you going somewhere?
the series finale happened like last year
Oh jeez, I'm probably going to be a huge alcohol tonight.
I am シャワに入ってきます
OW theme sounds dope
And some assholes spoiled it all for me.
it just seems like a bad idea
Playing Dota2, drunk stream can wait.
Aww. If I can't think of anything else I want I'll go with the pic, but I'll see if there is anything else I wish for.
For the horde!
for some yummy home made soup somewhere.
the extra is very enticing but i just dont want to bring in a bunch of people
I do need to clean. But I also need to go change the oil in my bike. Might do that.
What would my limit be?
And how much would you want per extra past what is convenient for the deal?
they never made it to bill?
rip they're all turned to stone?
or did i miss a secret episode?
Change your oil and come drive out and give me a ride.
I think you missed a whole season
im trying to tell you i dont want to do a bunch of real people
Oh! Are you celebrating something perhaps?
Hallo agent 007
George stop being a pussy and establish a rate for the man
What about a cave where all the stalagmites and shit are neon dongs?
So. Tired. Why.
why would you want this
you mean there's something after the whole giant pyramid thingy floating in sky?
nope, just another saturday morning.
havent seen you in a bit, hows things?
I don't. Honestly there isn't a lot I want anymore so you might not have to fulfill your obligation.
Also I dropped spells altogether for my character and am just using the Sunlight Sword for the buff. So I can't heal you anymore.
I wish I could enjoy fresh homemade soup every Saturday morning..
Other than coughs, things are good!
How about you, qt?
to you too
A cup of tea and some furry abuse is in order.
FUCKING HANG YOURSELF SQUASH
I was going to get you the game anyhow.
We'll see if I can't find something else to ask for.
not too bad, enjoying being on the home stretch of my degree, not enjoying having to do the work in my spare time, playing dark souls 3 a lot :3
maybe one day...
My last attempt at that was not successful.
ahh.. Dark Souls.. you've been a fan of that game.
Is it true you can just go to other player's world and kill him?
One day when I have a life partner maybe I can enjoy that.
yup, as a matter of fact thats exactly what im doing right now
i have a channel with some invasion videos on if you want to see what they look like
This will be my last entertainment before going to sleep, you have fun!
brb, heading out for now~
sleep tight manana
PLEASE DIE MANAKA
I have ascended fashion souls.
Woa you brutally murdered that Rasta person..
Still my fondest invasion.
no smough chest, not fashionable /10
thats how it goes
Lol at one of the Undertale lore panels having a line
The point is the cape is flipped around.
just look it up, I can't right this second for you
Do not make me hit you.
Anyhow I'm off to play Dark Souls with George.
invade at the beginning of the DLC with me :3
I'm not sure what he and I are doing.
I haven't bothered to invade lately.
could they not have made this into the wonder woman movie
this is pretty good
get the follower saber for maximum dex
Female objectification detected
theres literally no reason to level strength in dark souls 3
Because I like straight swords.
wonder woman is gonna be the bezz
Look what I just found
The sans kind of just popped in like an asshole but this undyne is me anyways
Go back to sleep.
but greatswords nor hit almost as fast as straight swords and have fucking poise, in addition to greater damage
I still have that undyne you made for me loco btw thanks
It's almost as if I play the game for fun and not advantages.
but I just came back for you
or is it too late
Ah, shit. I have to go out soon, but I will be back in a few hours.
theres no fun to be had in dark souls 3, unless you embrace the meta and live to make others suffer
hows neru this fine day?
that was awful. my deliveries are much better nowadays.
aha Ihave book to read eitherway
Ineed bwakafeast I hope you had bwakafeast
I'm still great fun and I enjoyed it, the buffet was better tho
Buffet* autocorrect pls
What do you make?
i had bran flakes, they were boring
keep trying loco
you'll get better someday
i'm glad. feel free to throw another request at me if you want. no guarantee i'll do it but i have the weekend off and should be doing some drawing anyway.
And maybe you will discover some sort of meaningful talent period some day
Can I make a request too?
Okay if it's just a maybe thing draw me a zharia if you have time, or however you spell her name from overwatch the russian
go for it
Laying on the floor-alcohol?
Draw me a Karen? Doing anything, just not lewd pls.
Also you live in Italy? You weren't near the quake, right?
Like Canada hockey party with a family you can't stand alcohol
draw me korra sucking a dick
Ihave not eaten cereal in
Killing it in a fight club at Pontiff.
cereals nice tho
1 alcoholis please
Alright I guess we're doing the DLC.
Have to wait for him to update.
TIL Canadians have hockey parties.
Be strong tonight.
They are ripping babies outta vaginas
Yeah, when it's HNIC and your team is playing your buddies' favourite team you have them over for snacks and drinks and watch the game together
N'oubliez pas de poster pantsu
That's kinda comfy...
I'll just leave this here...
with this as reference
But donuts are for eating
Is super comfy, yes.
Too bad you can't see his feet.
a real nigga snorts sugar
I don't understand
When do the fun things start
sugar is for queers
How do you like your alcoholis?
Mmn, I think the game starts at 7pm, so like 6:30
Alcoholi ravioli please
ARE YOU CALLING ME A FUCKING QUEER, FAGGOT?
Drink lots ^^
That sounds pretty icky
I will drink all the things
Yeah but it rhymes!
Send some my way :3
that's a fair assumption tbh
The uploader has not made this video available in your country.
IT BEGINS SOON
Okay I'll blend some ravioli and some vodka for you and get myself something else !
Blend? Like, in a blender? Hidoi ;;
Alcohols over IP
Do I just pour it into my ethernet jack using a funnel?
IT BEGINS SOON
Drunk Stream with XGTY playing borderlands 2, 2 psychos in a strange new world of super murder and retardation.
Who has Borderlands 2 and Steam? We're starting a new game, from beginning, in steam mic chat; Europe, you wanna join? Add me and play along.
This is the new tiny chat.
That's how I usually do it.
Do you need to get a cup ready or something?
It should ooze out of my phone when it gets there.
How do I tell the alcohol where to go?
Add me if you want
We got a token shota, that makes 3 psychos.
You enter the recipient into the funnel before pouring it in.
Good thing I didn't delete Dota
borderlands is gay tho
ew niggers arent people
Hey, you asked for ravioli fam
What do you mean don't you have the iFunnel with touch screen?
I feel like I have to play some WoW pvp or something listening to this
Omfg don't look
jhinn was a mistake
I am also amused by subtle's apparently laughable league status.
it was funny in a sad way to see green jinx streak then insta red jhinn streak
SHUT UP CUPCAKE YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW
Jhin was such a mistake you're right
Here it is in all it's glory..
breathe in the atmosphere
All I can do is choke
Not ending your LoL career at a respectable Plat
You should smile
when you end your LoL career at plat and LP decay takes over
when they remove plat LP decay after you decay to gold
gold in LoL
not just ending your life right there
You mispelled "Delicate Flower"
It got decayed!
If you say one more I'll be impressed
wait you no longer decay in plat?
there are so many boosted nuggs in plat already
... two, three, four... *twirls gun*
LOL Im using this
have a good bonfire night britbongs
I don't think so, I know my friend sat at plat for a long time
Liar, you're the most undelicatest flowerst ever
but...that was what I was saying...
this is a nice weekend
don't lie to my face
I can do anything I wanna
I would never.
which according to you was just wanting to masturbate for hours straight, right?
tokai is a fucking lewd boi
she really is.
I should just pick tracer and go fight dva off the point all the time
god damnit hitler was right, why'd we stop him from finishing off the cancer when we had the chance
L M A O
Wait, is Tokai a trans or what?
already done that weirdo
no, its just a running gag they use
To be honest anything past plat five is just autistic to me.
Silver and low gold was where the people who are most enjoyable were for me.
sounds like there is a story here
no. she's just a lovely girl.
a pervert calling me a weirdo. nice.
TOKAI A LEWD LEWD GIRL
continuous matches of literally retarded people that have zero common sense, examples being that I beat a reaper, a junkrat and a bastion for damage over 3 rounds as roadhog. I'm not even good with the fat sack of shit
yeah. it's pretty rough. I frequently wonder why I still play the game...then I get a game where I dominate the hell out of everything and do super well and it makes me want to keep playing longer. they know how to keep you hooked, that's for sure.
I'm supes innocent.
not carrying every single one of your games with the best hero
The real climb starts at plat ;_;
I play ranked with the same mind set as any other mode.
I just want to win a few purple points.
best joke I've heard all day
SHUT UP ANA YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW
I'm glad I don't play.
Last game was like half a year ago.
my first, last and only game was over five years ago.
the game is fine it's the endless amounts of people that should receive their darwin award sooner rather than later so they don't choke on air in the future
Huh, thought you were playing more.
the truth is no laughing matter
tbh I manage to choke on air all the time
when you just want to play symmetra all day but people keep yelling that you shouldn't play her on attack
YOU SHOULDN'T PLAY HER ON ATTACK
you really shouldn't and not cause she's bad on attack cause if you're good she's amazing on attack, just the rate of getting a team that she can actually be useful on attack is slim to none as most people that play ow are pants on head retarded still trying to figure out how a junkrat couldn't beat my damage even with just blind spamming
it really is incredible how incompetent so many people are in that game.
and they always seem to end up on your team.
true. which is why I find this so funny.
I bet she'll be great after the rework.
>Aired: Jan 9, 1983 to Dec 25, 1983
Ok, this is impressive
You can't stop me
I found negro pines
Fuck no. Every one is disgustingly toxic.
It's just a contest of who has a bigger dick in the game. You can't say what rank or some shit about it that you have without some git saying you suck because they have a higher rank.
are these actual quotes from the characters ingame
Anyhow I'm going to go around and try to find a new home.
I would be okay with it if maybe they at least tried to do better but they don't, they all just defend how shit they are with any excuse they can think of
don't make me throw soft materials at you
Symmetra doesn't need a rework, she just needs the turret limit to be raised to 32 and the charge cooldown lowered to 1
Then she'll be great.
Also there was a Deadpool perpetually in a revolving door
Throw them with your woman arms?
that are girly?
because you are female
ur a nice weekend
my favorite is "it's just quick play bro XD" which has always been said by shitters who lose constantly to justify their lack of skill or effort.
oh no. not the pillows. whatever will I do.
...that would be insane. and amazing. just having 32 turrets waiting for the enemy when they come out of spawn. the salt would be glorious.
And a Solarie In nothing but the helmet, boxers, and shorts made of old sunny d boxes staring out at the sun for a good 30 minutes
I like to put them under tables, behind props, on the ceilings.
Hanamura is my favourite map because there are these little partitions on the ceiling where you can put the turrets on either side, when you put one or two around the door people destroy them and drop their guard and walk into the next set, is good.
we should play at some point, I have a feeling you don't lose enough games and I can fix that for you
my thin arms can still do damage
beg me to stop of course
Going to sleep, night.
Contrary to popular belief cons can be fun
yup it's always the end game excuse and the worst excuse ever, it's like they missed that there are custom games and training modes meant for that but instead they act like quick play is training and ranked is quick play
I'd be happy to play with you sometime, yes.
eh. seems like work.
take pics faget
oh well. not much you can do about it. the nature of a team game is that you will lose a lot because most people suck at stuff.
how's that work??
I wouldn't worry about it.
got any incest
yuh worries are for gaymos
or we, stick with me on this now, we round all of the shits up put them on some trains.... following so far? okay this is where it gets really good we beat them all with wet noodles until they beg for forgiveness
Incest is bad.
oh yes please
I think the only people into siblingstuff is people who never had a brother or sister
that sounds a little harsh...
im an only child
not creaming your imouto on a daily basis
we'll number the dirty bastards too
I like it a lot and I have 2 older sisters.
It's just fiction after all, I'm not really attracted to them. But I have been when I was like 12.
I'm a super straight manly man who is occupied how dare you
not liking romance related silly stuff
how cruel and unusual.
IS THIS SEXUAL HARASSMENT?!
treat me like this
it'll be more cruel treating you like a pet buuuut not going to stop from doing that either
i love it
loco pls you dont even lewd
well I need to idle for a match so you'll have to wait for more
i cant jerk off right now anyway
moog post hole
youve seen it before