Why haven't we heard anything, Holla Forums?

Juan Fisher
Juan Fisher

You don't think he scammed us, do you?

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Brandon James
Brandon James

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I didn't throw him any money.

Jace Price
Jace Price

I never gave that kike a cent.

William Price
William Price

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Speak for yourself.

Joshua Clark
Joshua Clark

Also literally anyone who is worth a shit knows Mr. Shitface has always been a charlatan and stole all his work.

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Anthony Cooper
Anthony Cooper

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Wyatt Allen
Wyatt Allen

Isn't psychonuts the one thing he actually made though.

Eli Martinez
Eli Martinez

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, Holla Forums

Go back.

Owen Foster
Owen Foster

Post yfw you never gave Mr.shitface any money

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William Bell
William Bell

No, he actually has a lot of his former acclaim through stealing credit from lucas arts co-workers. Something people aren't aware of since it predates the 2000's/2007

Juan Brooks
Juan Brooks

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Brody Bailey
Brody Bailey

Remember when Notch said he'd fund it then backed down within a week?

Dominic Watson
Dominic Watson

Notch offered to chip in a million or so. Schaffer said he would need something like 17 million.

Jace Gonzalez
Jace Gonzalez

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Christopher Gomez
Christopher Gomez

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Blake Rogers
Blake Rogers

It was all just a scam to bank on nostalgia.

James Mitchell
James Mitchell

rachne best girl of all time

S2 never ever

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Jacob Morris
Jacob Morris

>S2 never ever
That hurts.

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Isaac Moore
Isaac Moore

I've never seen anyone legitimately nostalgic for this game, just hipsters who pretend to like it 10 years after it came out because it appeared on a bunch of "top 10 most underrated games" lists.

Jason Wilson
Jason Wilson

I'm never gonna get the sequel that Psychonauts deserved, am I?

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Nicholas Gray
Nicholas Gray

we will never see the sheepgirl shaving scene animated

It hurts especially bad because S2 was referenced in the damn show itself. How anyone believes God is still alive, I am not sure.

Adam Rivera
Adam Rivera

Post spider lewds or go away

Brandon Jenkins
Brandon Jenkins

17 million
Assuming you're paying full-rate wages, you need no more than 600k. 300k to pay one other guy 100k a year and the other 300k for yourself, over 3 years. 17 million is beyond kikery.

Samuel Johnson
Samuel Johnson

How else is he supposed to afford Elijah Wood?

Jordan Evans
Jordan Evans

Elijah would have to be negotiated into more reasonable pay rates?

Jack Harris
Jack Harris

Even if by some miracle it comes out it will be a half-baked piece of shit because most of the budget went into feeding Schafer. Also, it will shill leftist propaganda at every possible opportunity.

Isaiah James
Isaiah James

Couple of the classic non-h ones

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Robert Mitchell
Robert Mitchell

No. Some parts of the past are being stomped out. All we can get are vidya that dare to carry the torch.

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John Nelson
John Nelson

To answer OP, I think this game is just a

H I D D E N G E M

That is hid so well nobody can find it or play it! :/\)

Mason Smith
Mason Smith

Does she have diabetes or something? What the fuck is wrong with her legs?

Elijah Morgan
Elijah Morgan

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i believe you took a wrong turn at /reddit/index.html and ended up here by accident,the ones you 're looking for are down the hall to the left /4chan/index.html

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Levi Garcia
Levi Garcia

Hey buddy, I think you got the wrong board, /monster/index.html is two blocks down.

afford Elijah Wood
What? Are you serious?

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Dylan Robinson
Dylan Robinson

first level is in the mind of one your faggot friends
boss is a Pence lookalike going full AJ Styles on his inner demons

Dylan Roberts
Dylan Roberts

fug didn't mean to spoiler

Brandon Miller
Brandon Miller

You didn't know Frodo was in Broken Age? He also showed up last E3 but for what I can't honestly remember.

Jeremiah Flores
Jeremiah Flores

who cares,keep em coming

William Bennett
William Bennett

I completely forgot about that game, except for the fact that it was broken heh, and I never heard about Frodo being on any game.
Then again, when it came out, I laughed at the poor reviews it got and forgot about it 2 hours later.

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Hunter Davis
Hunter Davis

what the fuck is she grinding on?

Noah Watson
Noah Watson

That's certainly what I'm afraid of. There'll certainly be some contrived attempt at forcing complex political narratives down to naive, one-sided bollocks. I can already see the Republican mind level that's just full caricature, zero substance and something about how any political ideology that isn't progressive is just some kind of psychopathy.

Jesus fucking Christ, why?!?!

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Cooper Gutierrez
Cooper Gutierrez

I think it's just a pole. a strip pole, perhaps?

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Jackson Thompson
Jackson Thompson

People want more cartoony adventures about children in ESP camp, what they'll get is a preachy turd of a plot that will be as subtle as a sledgehammer.

Jesus fucking Christ, why?!?!
Because Schafer is beyond horrible as a manger. I'd sooner give a Jew the shekels.

Logan Kelly
Logan Kelly

Is it lewder if I imagine all the black on her legs & abdomen is latex or leather like her top, and her spiderbits are pink when nude?

Asher Green
Asher Green

Likely shit sequel to a shit game by a shit director. I'll pass.

Colton Torres
Colton Torres

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Sebastian Cooper
Sebastian Cooper

hey faggot,i suggest you read the rules especially regarding avatarfags before you continue posting

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Tyler Scott
Tyler Scott

It's even lewder when you realize her abdomen and legs are technically naked.

I just remembered, didn't Schafer also get more money than he asked for Broken Age, only to deliver a turd?

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John Watson
John Watson

He got like 8 times the original goal.

Parker Bell
Parker Bell

It looks alright but I'm sure Mr. Shitface will mismanage the project

Dominic Kelly
Dominic Kelly

We can safely say Psychonauts 2 is fucked before it even started.
When you think about it, all vidya Kikestarter projects that get too much money all end up having a terrible fate. I wonder why they just don't make what they promised first, and then build over it with the remaining money. I'm not a game designer, so I might say bulllshit, but there must be a logical approach to spend project money wisely.

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Jose Cox
Jose Cox

I just remembered, didn't Schafer also get more money than he asked for Broken Age, only to deliver a turd?
He got 3.3 million dollars while asking for $400,000. During development he started a kickstarter for another game hoping to sell that one to make more money for Broken Age and ended up breaking the game into two pieces to further Jew his audience.

Because most creative people are completely incapable of managing any kind of project. Kotick was right when mocked Schafer.

Jaxon Gonzalez
Jaxon Gonzalez

I thought it came out already, then I remembered it was some dumbfuck PSVR thing that released.

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Daniel Cooper
Daniel Cooper

but there must be a logical approach to spend project money wisely.
I would imagine "throw a party with Phil Fish as the DJ" to be very low on this list so maybe Tim was just reading it backwards.

Asher Hughes
Asher Hughes

It would help if half on them weren't set up in some overpriced cocksucking major city.

Eli Sanders
Eli Sanders

They're supposed to be pants. But I also can't help but see horribly disfigured legs most of the time.

Dylan Wilson
Dylan Wilson

Ever hear of "pants," user?

Owen Perez
Owen Perez

I'm not nostalgic for it because it's not that old. It is a good game though.

Chase Brooks
Chase Brooks

Nice design if it's practically the same as their flesh tone. Those are cankles as far as I'm concerned.

Daniel Robinson
Daniel Robinson

I guess they never hire the one boring guy who could actually save the project because he still has his feet on the ground and can manage the expenses.

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Connor Howard
Connor Howard

Even assuming the people making the game and receiving the money have the best of intentions, Kickstarter is actually horrible for the archetypal "industry veterans band together to make the game you always wanted without the MAN holding us down" funding campaign. The reason being is that industry veterans are almost all egotistical assholes that have their own specific ideas about how a game should be made. The result is almost always feature (or scope) creep, which means that new shit is added to the game during development beyond what was planned.
developer A creates promised feature X
developer B says 'wouldn't it be cool if we could also add feature Y that compliments feature X just like in game Z'
everyone is too much of an egotist or a pushover to say that's a bad idea
the person who came up with the idea is now too egotistical to remember the most important rule of creative thinking, 'murder your darlings'
These projects don't usually exist because one man has a vision that everyone also sees, which is how a truly good and cohesive project gets made. They exist because dumbasses just assume that throwing a bunch of talented people in a room will result in a good game after about 3 years. If I were to fund any game on Kickstarter, it would much sooner be an upstart with a bunch of no name college grads on his team with a cool idea than the typical has-been shtick.

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Colton Wilson
Colton Wilson

Well there's also the fact that most of them are fucking liars and didn't do the heavy lifting in the company
Fuck you playtonic

Anthony Morales
Anthony Morales

Don't you boys forget, we're not simply talking Kickstarter in Psychonauts 2's case.

We're talking Fig.

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Zachary Baker
Zachary Baker

Of course, but I mean even assuming that wasn't a problem and that all the developers and creative guys on Kickstarter had pure intentions, it's still shit. Nice trips by the way.

Lucas Thomas
Lucas Thomas

Oh yes, there was this shit with Fig too.
Anyways, we didn't spend money for this shit, and we're glad we didn't.

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Ryder Flores
Ryder Flores

There's also the fact that in general, crowdfunding is terrible for developing a product, usually the kickstarters that are successful are board games and concert shows. In general anything where the product is at the final state but needs funding to get mass produced or onto market isn't going to bite you in the ass. typically

Caleb Sanders
Caleb Sanders

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Jayden Perry
Jayden Perry

I would but i just remembered i bought brutal legend 4 years ago when it was on sale for a couple of bucks.

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Zachary Nguyen
Zachary Nguyen

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he paid Mr Shitface money

Leo Roberts
Leo Roberts

You also probably forgot about Massive Chalice. Not made directly by schafer but from the same company. Was a huge turd as you'd expect.

Kind of want to get out of this farm arc in Monster Musume now. Want to go back to the established group. Work hard Rachnera to save him from that place!

Jackson Howard
Jackson Howard

And Spacebase DF-9, that was released as an unfinished, buggy mess, only for Double Fine to slap a 1.0 on it after almost no updates and give everyone that bought it the middle finger.

Wyatt Perry
Wyatt Perry

Again, aside from the being schesters. They set up office in the most overprice cities possible. It bleeds cash for rental space for the studio and the faggots they employ.

Colton Thompson
Colton Thompson

Oh also wasn't there some shit about how psychonuts plays concerningly similar to some spongebob game?

James Russell
James Russell

What do they even think they are learning from anything there? If you have no history, and not making a video game in a disco of failed bullshit. Paying premium for it. Instead of renting offices in your home, along with motherfuckers that want to make good vidya. You're just another money laundering game.

John Taylor
John Taylor

I would not be the least bit surprised if the indie clique was in cahoots with the local and state governments in this regard. Remember that full on problem hair NSA agent?

Ryder Robinson
Ryder Robinson

California probably protects them since their business is one of the few things that brings money into their third world country of a state.

Xavier Miller
Xavier Miller

Antz artstyle
Dont even care to play the first one.

Luis Lopez
Luis Lopez

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Sebastian Cruz
Sebastian Cruz

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Colton Martin
Colton Martin

This thread may as well be fused with the (((indie game))) game thread.

Jose Carter
Jose Carter

there's nothing new to say or discuss but I want to rehash the Tim Schafer hate thread for the 318th time

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Ethan Bell
Ethan Bell

Essentially, honestly I'm surprised nobody pointed out I'm in both.

Henry White
Henry White

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Henry Reed
Henry Reed

Mark did you just nuke the other thread

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Brody Price
Brody Price

Go to bed, Tim.

Anthony Davis
Anthony Davis

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Josiah Nelson
Josiah Nelson

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Gavin Howard
Gavin Howard

Someone did, not happy about it.

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Alexander Ross
Alexander Ross

wtf is mario drinking

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Hudson Baker
Hudson Baker

I think it's one of those metal "ice cubes" that don't melt and dilute your drink. I have some and they're pretty rad.

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Gabriel Gonzalez
Gabriel Gonzalez

The glass also has a letter painted on it

Christopher Kelly
Christopher Kelly

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Jaxson Gonzalez
Jaxson Gonzalez

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Jordan Clark
Jordan Clark

Psychonauts Sequel Delayed Past 2018
archive.is/bG0VD

Daniel James
Daniel James

I don't remember this and I never funded a kickstarter. Was this one before or after the hipster lumberjack?

Noah Davis
Noah Davis

Pretty sure the artist wanted to draw mario drinking some whiskey on the rocks while looking bummed out. Maybe in an etched whiskey glass like pic related. Seriously, you are overthinking it.

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John Jackson
John Jackson

Hipster lumberjack was merely a "lighting test" for Broken Age.

Christian Hill
Christian Hill

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Colton Smith
Colton Smith

I would expect no less.

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Jeremiah Collins
Jeremiah Collins

<posted from my iPhone

Jordan Price
Jordan Price

What do you even mean by that?

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Caleb Butler
Caleb Butler

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Ha you gave that fat cunt money.

Angel Mitchell
Angel Mitchell

<we
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sage

Juan Butler
Juan Butler

Feminists such as Mr. Shitface must be killed on their homes.

Elijah Flores
Elijah Flores

I have the games, but they were obtained via humble bundle with all money to charity.

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Sebastian Ortiz
Sebastian Ortiz

Souls games are a forced meme that only redditors and neo

Jason Flores
Jason Flores

Sauce?

Alexander Hall
Alexander Hall

only shitface game I have is psychonauts
pirated it

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Jose Baker
Jose Baker

Same here mostly but I got Full Throttle Remastered and Grim Fandango Remastered from a giveaway on a site I keep up with. I think the only game i actually bugth from him was Psychonauts on OG XBox and that was used.

Chase Powell
Chase Powell

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Brandon Baker
Brandon Baker

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Landon Mitchell
Landon Mitchell

funded through FIG
Have fun knowing Tim can spend your money on fraud insurance, tiger.

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Anthony Johnson
Anthony Johnson

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Charles Bailey
Charles Bailey

Reminder that
DOUBLE FINE MEANS YOU PAY TWICE
BOBBY KOTICK WAS RIGHT ABOUT .R SHITFACE
AND YOUR SHEKELS HE STEAL THE KIKE ON WHEELS

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Noah Watson
Noah Watson

Massive Chalice's central idea was vaguely of a Japanese game series. You have a clan, the clan members are going to die out pretty quickly in game time, so you need to keep them breeding for more clan members. The mix up was it used time manipulation stuff so if your characters got hit AT ALL, they would start aging like if Ermor were left unchecked, and it used SRPG combat that reminded me a bit of Firaxis' XCOM. It had zero fucking art style, or rather, it was incredibly ugly and the game didn't present itself in such a way where that would be fine. Oh, and I think you just waited for things to happen between battles. I have no idea how the end product turned out, but that overall package seemed kind of shitty to me.

Meanwhile, that Japanese game series, at least the latest one, was that your clan would age super fast, and were infertile unless they fucked similarly cursed humans, or gods. Gods didn't really want to fuck your people unless they did impressive stuff like murder a bunch of demons, and fucking the same god repeatedly would make your clan less and less human and more like the god that was committing incest. Unfortunately, the last one had some woman hijack the plot and become a permanent party member while the rest of your poor bastards died out in the span of months if they didn't get killed in combat.

Lucas Murphy
Lucas Murphy

Is man related the only kikestarted industry veteran who knows how to run a business?

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Owen Bell
Owen Bell

mr. shitface is too busy doing mo-cap for megaman 11 as scam man

Easton Ramirez
Easton Ramirez

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Justin Murphy
Justin Murphy

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Colton Lee
Colton Lee

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Nicholas Richardson
Nicholas Richardson

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Isaac Diaz
Isaac Diaz

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Benjamin Ortiz
Benjamin Ortiz

ABRAXAS?

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Tyler Edwards
Tyler Edwards

my post from 2 years ago is still circulating
It's like the ultimate (You)

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Jace Smith
Jace Smith

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Christopher Lee
Christopher Lee

The first game wasn't all that good in the first place.

Joshua Ortiz
Joshua Ortiz

I have to give Braben credit where it's due; you might think Elite is dull and boring and I certainly can't say anyone who thinks that is wrong, but he actually released the game he said he was going to, he never got ridiculously deep in the red, updates were substantial and consistent, etc. He actually did what all Kikestarter and other campaign devs should have done and were expected to do, he has my respect for that at least.

Jayden Ortiz
Jayden Ortiz

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Colton Morgan
Colton Morgan

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Austin Long
Austin Long

/cuckchan/index.html for anyone who supported this fag after his sock puppet comedy routine

Xavier Moore
Xavier Moore

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Juan Stewart
Juan Stewart

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