Right + Left = Love

Would any of you date/have sex with someone of the right?

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Are you cute?

Why, do you want to fuck us?

I'd hatefuck a nazbol or even a nazi if she was hot enough. Don't need to though, tfw when gf :^)

No.

Leftist are lewd, just how you guys act I guess.

Would socialists date someone of the right?

you know it

I fucked someone with a framed picture of Donald Trump before

Do you have any redeeming features? What is your ftish?

Doubt it, the right and left are diametrically opposed, and would make poor foundation for a lasting relationship.

Why live

all the traps I know are nazis

I maintain that traps aren't gay if done right.

Teehee! ♥

Not really, im into dom stuff.

But the hate sex.

I love being fucked selfishly by guys who treat me as an object, so sure, why not.

For a situation in which you live close to each other and periodically hatefuck then that's not really love, but lust and possibly infatuation.

Nazi traps are ugly

What do you mean?

It means the things gon get lewd, gomr8

I would still love you, just not your politics

They would not even try to date?>>1448575
Slave and master

Ancap is cute! CUTE!

I have an alt-right boyfriend
Lolberts and ancaps, maybe not, cause you guys kind of have that hardheaded seriousness and "misplaced, caricatured rationality" aesthetic about you, which makes it hard to get out of my own head, but the more ethnonationalist types have a lot of self-referential humor and raw pathos surging through them and are pretty sensuous people. Plus the cuck memes

What about that Tankie that raped that Nazi's girlfriend?

no thanks, I'd only be in it to feel dirty and used

righties aren't really LTR material

If all they have is lust and infatuation, then no. A lasting relationship in built upon shared traits and similitudes as well as the effect of the differences. If you hated someone, but only called them around when you had a hardon, would you consider dating them?

wat

For debate yes, not just sex. If i was with someone i always agreed with things would be boring.

Oh, were you not here for that story?
Some tankie beat the shit out of a nazi in Europe (France or Spain, I think) and then he swung on the dude's girlfriend and came in her fascist snatch.

I literally have a NEET Holla Forumsack (halfchan Holla Forums at least) that I fuck on the regular and it's breddy gud. Wouldn't date him though.

DIALECTICS IN ACTION MY DUDES.

Fuck I missed that, when was it? First time I've even seen it referenced. Is swung some slang for rape?
I hope many jokes were made about liberating Berlin from the fascists.

My gf is a Kurdish refugee that I am currently in the process of corrupting. She was pretty devout Sunni when I first met her, but now, I'd dare call her secular.

No, I mean he swung his fist at her and knocked her out, then put his dick inside of her.

He know you go to leftypol?

Just don't have kids and try to build a stable family life around irreconcilable disagreements. My parents tried that. It's important to have someone that challenges you and pushes you to be better, otherwise what's the point, but there is such a thing as too much (like dating a narcissist)

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I was an ancap years back and I turned my last Gee eff to that position then so technically I already have. Would I now? No.

Can't believe you didn't screencap it tbhwufam, my morbid curiosity has got the better of me.

yeah he's seen me browsing the board and I've mentioned it once or twice. we don't talk about politics (or anything) all that much though.

Do you both have dicks? This is the important question.

kek yes

Have you called him a faggot during sex? Doitfgt

is this the post quality I should be expecting when I visit?

There was this girl that I knew from highschool that went to the West coast and became an anarcho-feminist/anarcho-lesbian vegan L.U.G.. When she came back for Christmas, we met at a party of a mutual friend.

She had a hitler cut and was wearing all black like a Satre groupee. She had shitty tattoos in really bad places; the worst being the word "SCUM' tattooed on the back of her neck. Normally I take these to be natural warning signs like brightly coloured frogs are to potential predators, but I knew her before and knew she was intelligent, so I caught up with her.

She remembered me as a libertarian, but I've since become a Propertarian a la Curt Doolittle (This is the right's marxism; in political terms I would work with the Alt-Right to accomplish my goals). We bantered a little bit back and forth and thought that she could get a rise out of me by attacking bourgeois values, but she opened up when I not only agreed, but amplified albeit from the right. She was kind of shocked (probably because most people are not used to engaging with someone on the Right with substantial ideas), but interested and I don't think she knew what to think. It escalated when she made some feminist comment and I reaffirmed my commitment to the domestication of women. She resorted to petty liberal phrases and failed to shit-test me.

She said "You're an asshole" and then it turned into flirting over drinks. It was non-stop shit-testing after that and she got really drunk; drunk enough to the point where she said something like, "I bet you're such a fucking asshole because you have a small dick" and grabbed my dick though my black slacks and her eyes widened. I truthfully have a large penis, so its useful in reeling in/keeping women after you've put the social work in. I grabbed her and pulled her in and kissed her and it her hands started moving all over me. I picked her up and took her to my friend's basement where we used to do bong rips and mushrooms and started making out on the couch. After a few minutes I started fucking her. She had really flat tits, an ugly pussy and shitty skin from the tattoos & being vegan, and I was drunk, so I lasted longer than usual. Lasted about 15-20 minutes and made her cum in missionary and doggy over the side of the couch. Then we went back to a different variant of missionary and I jizzed on her stomach and rubbed a swastika into it with my cum. The (un)surprising thing is that when I did the half-choke grip on her neck, her pussy turned into a swimming pool; this whole interaction was kind of mining that same vein.

Then we smoked one of her thin cigarettes while she complained about MRAs and I just kind of tuned out .

So, yeah, I've done it before. It was a meh experience compared with my LTR; would probably recommend it for the novelty.

Now this is why I came here.

Maybe a civic nationalist or certain libertarians (the ones more focused on ending imperialism than hating poor people). Don't really think I could date a racist.

nah, I'm so he calls me all sorts of filthy shit though which is pretty tight. I only worry sometimes that if he ever gets himself a girlfriend or something he's gonna fuck her the way I like it and completely turn her off. Should probably just tell him to stick with feminists if he gets a female fuckbuddy because every one I've met has been even more into that shit than I am.

This is one of the more degenerate things I have read today.

Of course. Hatefuck/subvert fascists/conservatives, date/converse/debate liberals or lolberts.
Where I live people rarely are outwardly political, and women even less so. And I'm not into people who have/have had a penis.

I'd date anyone

No, I want a gf that I can have intelligent conversations with.

i've been alone for a year and a half because i can't handle anyone right of me. my last gf was an ancom. i get so embarrassed talking to democraps . i won't even date a socdem

where do you meet ancom grills?

Casual hookup? Yeah sure. Why the hell not?

Full-on relationship? Not going to go well for either of us in the long run unfortunately.

We could be casual fuck buddies but probably not further, OP.

folk punk and emo shows

For sure

Yes.
I'm a grill. I'd hatefuck an ancap, but not a lolbert. Maybe a Trump supporter, if he was smart and cute.
Never a Nazi, though. I'd chop off his dong.

i'd let a nazboi (nazboi not nazbol) impregnate my asspussy honestly

They're all on Holla Forums

holy shit that was hot and degenerate, i'm a leftist and a trap and i want a guy to do that to me so much

I'd have sex with anyone of any ideology. Relationship? The furthest to the right I'd be willing to go would be ancap but only because I swayed my last partner a bit to the left, and they were an ancap.

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aslong as it isn't an ancap or lolbert

I like dudes, not mental illness

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I will add this to the list of reasons why sex outside of purposes for reproduction should be banned.

Based socdem

Attitude of a child. A 'total war' that had worn down both societies to the bare bones was bound to reveal atrocities in its aftermath, and any peace where Nazi Germany lay defeated was worth it over their victory. Tens of millions lay dead at the feet of the German nation; by the point of their defeat, retaliatory violence and rape were all but inevitable – to the point Soviet women applauded the rape of German women. There's no use to bemoaning it just as there's no use to justifying it. It was an awful war with awful consequences.

Holy shit I absolutely love tankies now

i'm a leftist trans woman and wanna get ass-raped by a tankie honestly and i wanna get daddy dommed by a tankie tbh

Gulag

Or


REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEvisionists get out!

what's cute to you?

i want to be punished by an anfem that would spank me and then rape my ass with a strapon while she lectures me on what a racist, sexist bigot i am.

I have a thing for uniforms and pencil skirts so I would gladly fuck a fash girl in front of her fash husband.

Patrician taste

i can't tell if this is supposed to be supportive of my perverted lewd desires to get a daddy dom who's a tankie or a comndennation of them

Both

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give me cummies *and* tankies, daddy

Hell no. I wouldn't even date a liberal, let alone a fucking AnCap. The furthest right I'm willing to go is SocDem.

Ebin

wtf I'm a tankie now

Fucking ruined lad

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i wouldn't even date someone who's an anarchist or any other fringe "socialist" ideologist

not touching such filth

erry time

I like clean-cut guys that smell nice and weigh under 300lbs.

Absolutely not.
Why not.

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depends how far-right and how qt she is. I've got basically no problem with dating libs but I could probably date a conservative girl too if she was hot. I think I know at least one from middle school. I wouldn't date a neo-nazi chick and I don't think there are female ancaps let alone /cute/ ones

I'm fucking an SJW
(She thinks I mean liberal when I say I'm a leftist)

That would presuppose any ability of doing that from my park.

I just got the 'Alt-Right' hair cut.

Am I a bad commie?

I'd fuck them but rightcunts aren't gf material.

reeeeee

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How about this Jewish An-cap? Her twitter handle is "Communism_Kills"

I'd run a holocaust on her pussy.


I can't tell blonde conservatives apart.

i have seen alot of cute jews and she is not one of them, thats one ugly kike tbh

Rat-faced cunt.

Perhaps it's just me, I like Jews who have quite prominent Semitic features.

post of the year all year every year

You mean the sidecut? It's also the socjus hair cut so it kinda cancels out.

Still ugly as fuck tho.

I wouldn't mind dating a lolbertarian as long as they didn't hate poor people
I would never date someone who was bigotted or a nationalist

So you wouldn't mind dating a lolbert of they weren't a lolbert?

Weird, but I'd unironically date some of the anfems so who am I to judge.

i also like that but i prefer when they don't look like a male

I dunno, she doesn't seem like she'd be very civil about it. also kinda looks like a dude which wouldn't surprise me because again there are no female ancaps. If she wasn't an asshole though, I might give it a go

Most ancoms are emo/scene so they hang out at raves and stuff, but other than that they keep to themselves.

You could prob find some online too.

Pic related, average ancom gal.

Yum

Fuck, sure. Date, prolly not. Maybe some liberals, if they're not too serious about their ideology

Ewww. I'm not sure if I'll ever really get how anyone could stay in a relationship with or find those edgelords attractive.

are there any alt righters who are into not-particularly-attractive traps? because fuck i want an altright boyfriend now ;-;

I mean, I guess. As long as he wouldn't forces his views on me.

I don't think it would last all that long, but yeah I would try it.

This thread makes me wanna go full elliot

I debated her once for a friend on Tumblr so my views on her absolutely dumb politics will forever be tainted by that experience, but that aside she also does quite a bit of "anglin" in her photos to look half way decent. Her man chin couldn't be hidden in that photo but the trade off was you don't see her awful Kellyanne Conway tier meth body side profile.

I've fucked lolberts before and wouldn't mind sodomising some nazislut, but only leftists are gf material.

Nope.
I'm an intolerant person and I hate stupid people.

I don't think I could have a serious romantic relationship with a right-winger, but I would certainly have sex with one, especially if it's a cool qt girl I can have interesting debates with. Moreover, I didn't have sex for almost a couple of years and I'm pretty horny these days, so, yeah.

I would date any girl that would have me
;_;

even fat and ugly ones?

yes

I noticed that the nazi guys get to fuck comrade girls. I never see communist bros fuck nazigirls. Why is that? Are we not "bad" enough for most women??

what are you waiting for? there are countless of ugly chicks that are desperate for a bf

that's rather ableist

I actually don't know that many ugly chicks, the ones I do have boyfriends. Hell most girls I know are mothers.

nazi girls are a lot rarer that communist girls or "communist" girls, thugh thats changing due to how the political climate is so maybe there will be more in the future. Though there are way more nazi traps than there are nazi girls.

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Because there are very little nazi grills and they're likely taken. Just fuck liberals or lolberts, way more of them and fairly easy.

let's be honest you all wanted to fuck a nazi chick after you saw american history x

that's because nazi girls pretty much don't exist; or they're in hiding like nazi men. I doubt you're going to talk about your political beliefs within 5 minutes of meeting someone if you're a nazi, compared to if you're a commie.

I'd fuck almost any grill tbh

buy a hooker

ironic cancerposting is still cancerposting

Isn't that kinda against our belief, buying another person?

no. having a pimp take the hookers money is

It's closer to renting or getting a massage. Still wouldn't reccomend, start working out and fuck liberal slags for free.

prostitution is detestable though.

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you're a mongoloid

fuck off sjw cunt

you're the sjw you fucking mouth breather, you've never even read a book.

is it legal to date people with down syndrome?

prostitutes are no more oppressed by capitalism then any other worker, they just choose to use sex as away to survive, heck i shouldn't really call them workers since they are considered lumpens.

liberal would be as far as i go for dating
conservative would be as far as i would go for fucking.

anything beyond that point is considered retarded and i wouldn't date or fuck a person with mental disability

Hi Holla Forums

My girlfriend said she was ancap when we started dating, coming from being ancom. For some reason though, she's very much in favour of ecology so of course, she has troubles holding such beliefs for long.

Dunno, not like I have any dating experience.

Was it Donald Trump?

i fit the bill :3

And this is the point where I realized this is a redpill fanfiction

???

in my experience they're usually like this, not scene

yeah i used a picture of some porn stars because i don't want to get one of my friends id'd lol

H-he's not! N-no bully
I mean I think he has schizoid personality disorder or something, but I some of his quirks are really cute

turn him nazbol

I fucked a girl who was an anarcho-capitalist one time. Her politics was shit tier. Literally said "if you like socialism so much move to Venezuela lol."

Two years later I noticed on twitter that she's now a Socialist, supported Bernie, and likes quotes from literal Marxists.

I did fuck a black nationalist chick once, only found out about her political beliefs afterwards tho

Did you nut into her afro?

Why do you want her him? to do that tbqh awful idea fam

Most girls' political views are just those she has adopted from her last boyfriend. So yeah.

You gave her the D(ialectical materialism).

Spoken like a true virgin. I've been with a girl whose last boyfriend was turning a Holla Forumsack, yet she was a die-hard SJW.

You mean one girl right? I said most girls, not your batshit insane SJW types which you barely managed to attract.

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sick narrative, fam. i'm sure everything you like you found on your own

Yeah come on, implying you don't take a look at your SO's interests when you start dating too.

Hell no

Who's that qt?

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I don't know, my dad is pretty much anarchist and my mom is quite right wing (started liberal).
They're together since almost 30 years.

I want an ancap to hate-fuck me

Hmmmmm. I wonder why that could be.

M8, at this point i'd fuck a bullet hole in a barn door, but yes.

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Accelerationism my love

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It's the opposite actually given the high antioxidant content of plant foods, unless she was vegan just for ethical reasons and ate oreos for dinner

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Yes

proofs

All right wing women will be collectivized and brutally raped 24/7 to fuel our brocialist jihad.

Love should transcend political ideology, so in theory, yes


This is actually me though


Shit that never happened: the post

I have friends who are Holla Forumsack, as well as friends who, at least in the past, have bought tumblr sjw crap.
People can be wrong without being bad people. I'd date someone if I liked them.

i'm dating a girl who has a fairly high position in the local chapter of my country's dominant center-right neoliberal party. She's a really nice person but her political views literally do not make any sense. She's only involved because her parents were. We never talk politics, partly because i don't think she actually knows much about the subject

good people can unintentionally do bad things.
but if they persist while knowing that what their do is causing harm, then they're bad people.

there is no such thing as a good person who's a Holla Forumsack. unless they've been living in a cave their whole life and Holla Forumswas the only website they get their info from.

Holla Forumsacks know what their political view caused and what it will cause, in fact i'm pretty sure that most of em do it for the damage factor.
they get their kicks out of "watching the world burn"


tl;dr: no, Holla Forumstards and good people are mutually exclusive.

good and bad are spooks tbh

isn't politics itself a spook?

This tbh. Most people consider themselves good because they've never been in a position to do anything other than the right thing and stupid evil.

If she wears a nazi uniform, sure.

No but the way in which we act out politics is pretty spooky

Also

The fucking roleplay possibilities man.

Your ideas about this are retarded and simplistic.

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No.
now stop typing in the internet and mcfucking kill yourself.

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The Neech was right again!

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The furthest right I'd go is an apolitical person who seems open to socialism.

wait what

It's gay if the cock is real, not if it's rubber.

Are yoy a boy or a girl?

Do right wing lesbians even exist?