HOW THE FUCK DID THIS HAPPEN TO ME

Isaac Ortiz
Isaac Ortiz

play conflict vietnam some months back on the ps2
fun game, but quit after it penalized me for killing civilians for no reason
don't bother putting the game back in its case when I take it out of the ps2 to play a different game months later
fast forward to today
decide to take my loose CDs and put them back in their correct boxes
while looking for my guitar hero 2 box, I find the conflict vietnam box hiding between the top of my TV and underneath a book
grab the loose CD and open the box
HUNDREDS OF ANTS INSIDE THE FUCKING BOX SPRING OUT IN ALL SORTS OF DIRECTIONS. I FLIP THE FUCK OUT AND DROP THE BOX IMMEDIATELY, THEY GET ALL OVER THE FLOOR AND ON MY LEGS. I REMOVE MY PANTS AS FAST AS I CAN AND RUN TO THE CLOSET TO GET SHORTS BEFORE RUNNING AWAY FROM MY ROOM AND CALL MY DAD AT WORK TO GET AN EXTERMINATOR IMMEDIATELY

HOW THE FUCK DO ANTS GET INSIDE A CLOSED PS2 CASE AND LIVE THERE AND MULTIPLY TO HUNDREDS?!?!?! WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU, SONY? HOW COULD YOU LET THIS HAPPEN????

I'm still in shock and keep scratching myself and imagining that there are still ants on me even though they're not. My life has become absolute crap in the past couple of days. I apologize that one of the pictures is blurry, it was taken right after I dropped the box and I was really freaked out.

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Owen Williams
Owen Williams

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Nathaniel Johnson
Nathaniel Johnson

Are you the same guy who had spiders in his WiiU?

Matthew Green
Matthew Green

OP is a dirty filthy underage NEET and this is a shit thread.

Dubs.

Robert Kelly
Robert Kelly

nice try but this is how you do it

Jackson Roberts
Jackson Roberts

Post that image, if you're so great

Mason Lewis
Mason Lewis

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Robert Perez
Robert Perez

Are they alive? They don't look alive in that last picture.

James Cooper
James Cooper

sage

Leo Young
Leo Young

That sucks, this is why you keep a spider 🕷 bro or two around.

Easton Turner
Easton Turner

I guess you are really ANTsy right about now

Logan Hernandez
Logan Hernandez

It's just the authentic Vietnam experience, OP.

Alexander Clark
Alexander Clark

On the second picture, you will see yellowish things that the ants were carrying. I think they were eggs or something. It made me think the box was filled with both ants and maggots.

On the third picture is the aftermath of my mommy coming into my room and killing the ants with her sandals and then pouring powder that kills cockroaches. (my dad insisted on not calling any exterminator, stating that my mom would kill them all)

I don't want to return to my room until an exterminator comes and handles this. I went back to my room to see if all ants were killed, but that was not the case. My mom missed some which I then killed using games I don't care about such as rockband

Jacob Myers
Jacob Myers

Where the fuck do you live OP

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Jordan Reyes
Jordan Reyes

That's not the case, shit for brains. My room is kept clean, but somehow ants got into that fucking box and decided to start a damn colony. Underage kids don't even play ps2

Thomas Allen
Thomas Allen

second and third image that I took from my phone, not including the cover art for the game

Oliver Wood
Oliver Wood

Florida

Adam Ross
Adam Ross

No the case was filled with ants. Sorry I hope people will stop trying to ANTagonize you.

Levi Thomas
Levi Thomas

One American with crippling anxiety tries to take over somebody else's home, loses his shit when outnumbered 100 to 1 by a bunch of insect like beings connected by a vicious and angry hivemind

Looks like you were playing the Vietnam game IRL, OP.

Josiah Lee
Josiah Lee

just a game case

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Lincoln Nelson
Lincoln Nelson

my mommy coming into my room and killing the ants with her sandals
good lord user are you that much of a pussy?

Justin Johnson
Justin Johnson

he doesn't know PS2 cases aren't airtight when closed
The crack in the case is big enough for an ant queen. By the way, OP, there's an ant on the back of your neck.

Christian Rodriguez
Christian Rodriguez

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Nolan Stewart
Nolan Stewart

I guess you can say that they got ROCKED with that game

Jace Wilson
Jace Wilson

BRB checking my ps2 cases

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Aiden Williams
Aiden Williams

I mean, opening an old ps2 game and have that shit explode in your room can give you a good spook but
I ran out of the room to call dad
"Mommy" had to came in to kill the ants
Gurl, you're either underage or a massive pussy wtf

Saging because shit thread

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Evan Ross
Evan Ross

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Caleb Lewis
Caleb Lewis

I went back there, and there are still a bunch of them alive rummaging through the dead bodies of the other ants. My god my body is itching all over even though I know there aren't any ants on me. This is psychological torture and Sony needs to pay

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Tyler Rogers
Tyler Rogers

Use poison treats. The ants will pick up the poison and bring it to their home, thus killing the colony.

Oliver White
Oliver White

The only solution is to burn your house mate

Jack Foster
Jack Foster

Just remember that when you are sleeping they will slowly crawl around all over your defenseless body, diving deep into every oriface and then after finding a suitable spot lay eggs. They could lay eggs in your ears and then use the soft chucks that they rip out to feed their queen which will give birth to more that will devour your head from the inside out. The only thing you will be able to do is scream as you are eaten alive.

Luke Turner
Luke Turner

Ants hate fire. Use that to your advantage.

Kevin Edwards
Kevin Edwards

when you get bullied by ants

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Benjamin Powell
Benjamin Powell

The ants are guided by the Queen Mother, so if you get to her, ants will leave you alone. Seduce her, marry her and become the King Father of the ants. Plus, they can play video games with you.

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Asher Nguyen
Asher Nguyen

underrated post

Oliver Reed
Oliver Reed

What if ants get in your ear while you sleep, OP? Will you call daddy to save you then?

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Jace Perry
Jace Perry

I'm going to be sleeping on the couch from now on until we get an exterminator.

Jaxon Martinez
Jaxon Martinez

As always, /monster/ wants to fuck the ants.

Asher Young
Asher Young

Hot.

Lucas Perry
Lucas Perry

for real tho. who over the age of 7 calls their mom "mommy" in the first place.

Jaxon Nelson
Jaxon Nelson

I concur, quick OP, fire a greasy load onto the colony. Breed yourself some super ant-men.

Austin Hall
Austin Hall

Op, do you have one of those? Maybe before they run to corners of your room you should vacuum them up?

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Jaxson Fisher
Jaxson Fisher

Worst state in the US
that explains that then

Noah Allen
Noah Allen

We sold our vacuum cleaner

Michael Murphy
Michael Murphy

Ah well the couch is even lower to the ground than say a bed. They can easily climb up and start a colony right under you while you snooze. Then when the time is right they will crawl out from every crevice and start to raid your holes with their strong mandibles, driving their points deep into your soft flesh causing you to squirm and scream with pain. After so many bites your body will shut down due to anaphylactic shock. You will be one of those 30 a year death by ants and you wont know until its too late.

Nolan King
Nolan King

WHY ARE YOU WONDERING WHY YOU HAVE ANTS?

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Jose Cox
Jose Cox

the couch is on the first floor whereas my room is on the second

how would a vacuum cleaner prevent a colony of ants from growing inside your ps2 games?

Isaiah Evans
Isaiah Evans

Nah, its easy to remove them if you report it on time to doctor.

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Grayson Butler
Grayson Butler

Op, you are not safe. If the crack of that case was facing towards you the past few months then they are already well aware of your routine. Studying your every movement, waiting for the right time to strike. They probably already set up base somewhere in your living room.

Nicholas Collins
Nicholas Collins

Ants go where there is food. You clean up your messes. No crumbs, no attraction for ants and other rodents. You keep your house clean you have almost zero infestation of anything. Rarely will animals or bugs infest a house that has no ability to allow it to sustain itself. Insects go where the food is.

Landon Johnson
Landon Johnson

By vacuuming your dirty shit.

Elijah Perry
Elijah Perry

By properly denying their food source thats in your carpets. You're a gay NEET so I bet you never eat your food in the dining room, instead bringing it up to your room where crums and shit can get all over your carpet and you have no means to clean it. You must be Cuban or someother subhuman nigger that infests Florida.

Noah Scott
Noah Scott

Ants love small enclosed spaces.
Bonus points for electronics.

Once I noticed ants suddenly appearing and discovered they've been living behind a netbook screen.
It's not even that hard to deal with it.. if they're not disturbed, bring the 'infected' item to some open space, open it and spray the bad parts of it with bug spray.
Afterwards, clean the item with cloth and water then let it dry.
Never had it infected again afterwards.

Justin Russell
Justin Russell

From google with love

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David Rivera
David Rivera

By the way, I'm willing to give away all of my PS2 games except guitar hero since I know there are no ants inside that case. All I ask for in return is 007 agent under fire for the ps2

Ants go where there is food
There was no food inside that game, I assure you.

Levi Morgan
Levi Morgan

You must be Cuban or someother subhuman nigger that infests Florida.
Wrong

STOP

Elijah Anderson
Elijah Anderson

it an't me starts playing

Asher Roberts
Asher Roberts

Out of pity, I feel I should tell you that the scent of dead ants only attracts more ants. you should buy ant traps as soon as possible, and put them around where you first discovered the ants. Don't buy the ant traps from the dollar store.

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Caleb Phillips
Caleb Phillips

Does your carpet have food crumbs in it? Then there is food in your room. The box is a convent hiding spot they can live in to take advantage of the food.

He can't be black, because he has a father remember.

Ayden Carter
Ayden Carter

Home Defense Force: Vietnam

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Nolan Robinson
Nolan Robinson

Your room is food. Imagine your room is the kitchen and the case is their apartment. You seriously need more life skills if you are to survive. If you cant handle ants then I dont know how you are going to handle rapefugees in a few years.

Carson Ward
Carson Ward

Ants don't go live where the food is.
They just need small enclosed areas to breed and house.
The food availability is the general area where they decide to live.

James Thomas
James Thomas

his mommy will handle the rapefugees ;)

Thomas Stewart
Thomas Stewart

Mommy

So you're a filthy, disgusting, dysfunctional adult NEET, even better.

Dubs 2: The dubbening

Jose Campbell
Jose Campbell

Literal exterminator here. Advion Ant gel is your best friend for ants. It comes in little tubes and easy to apply. They bring it back to the nest (assuming the nest is not just in your boxes) and they feed it to the rest. You only need like a tenth of a tube to get this many done.

Grayson Cox
Grayson Cox

Well hopefully this gets those ants to stop bugging him.

Xavier Richardson
Xavier Richardson

Dude, just calm down.

You are just a bad you fucking reddit scumbag. Both of you should leave.

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Landon Jenkins
Landon Jenkins

Ment to post this gif.

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Benjamin Price
Benjamin Price

ant traps
Your plan is to make them gay? Is that so they don't reproduce?

Luis Barnes
Luis Barnes

Advion Ant gel
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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Joseph Davis
Joseph Davis

OP fucked

Josiah Davis
Josiah Davis

OP try taking a shower once in your life and maybe you'll stop being such a gigantic faggot.

Blake Collins
Blake Collins

rip

Brandon Nguyen
Brandon Nguyen

Advion Ant gel
I easily googled that shit. How are you fucking that up?

amazon.com/Advion-Ant-Gel-Insecticide-Plungers/dp/B014EIAAPS/ref=sr_1_3?ie=UTF8&qid=1521042204&sr=8-3&keywords=advion ant gel&dpID=51bXrgtlgcL&preST=_SX300_QL70_&dpSrc=srch

Look, here is the link. I fucking did it for you. Now you can stick those dead ants into your pisshole.

Christian Hill
Christian Hill

Oh shit DONT USE THAT!

It says "Keep out of reach of children"

Anthony Thomas
Anthony Thomas

There are quite enough Chinese in the world.

Julian Peterson
Julian Peterson

I don't get how this ant queen stuff works. So if you kill the queen, the rest of the colony kills itself? Hopefully my mom killed that bitch.

$28
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Adam Reyes
Adam Reyes

Only solution is to nuke florida

Parker Green
Parker Green

This stuff actually kills the next generation. They feed it to the younglings and without a whole generation to work the entire colony is crippled.

Hunter Long
Hunter Long

Ok that sealed the deal, you have to be fucking with us.

Aaron Turner
Aaron Turner

It's like putting birth control in their water supply.

Henry Harris
Henry Harris

something something /monster/ posters have micro penises.

Adam Fisher
Adam Fisher

Tell your mom to kill you because you're a waste of space and then your dad so that his deformed limp sperm doesn't father another sack of shit like you and finally herself to finally release herself from the pain of having birthed a walking advertisement for abortion

Jordan Roberts
Jordan Roberts

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Luis Moore
Luis Moore

Why need cats when you can have a spider?

Liam Myers
Liam Myers

That's Aussie doesn't give a fuck and it's great

Ryan Edwards
Ryan Edwards

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Charles Cook
Charles Cook

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Leo Williams
Leo Williams

I'd just like to say that I missed this sort of thread, I love you all.

Asher Powell
Asher Powell

nice. I'm going to try finding it at a store so that I don't have to wait 2 days for shipping.

Matthew Robinson
Matthew Robinson

Can we burn this thread down before it gets any worse?

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Juan Price
Juan Price

that giant sting on the back
I feel that big sting impaling my abdominal muscle

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Blake Watson
Blake Watson

We'll burn this thread once OP burns himself

Gabriel Sullivan
Gabriel Sullivan

Ants
That's not so bad to be honest, they're bros. Just let them run away and they'll never come back.

Charles Gray
Charles Gray

Which is why you always report redditors who come in and whine when a thread isn't a general about some flavor of the month mobileshit/online shooter.

Chase Perez
Chase Perez

what's wrong with ANTagonizing Op?

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Jonathan Rogers
Jonathan Rogers

tfw listening to Carol of the Bells for whatever reason
see this image again
remember that thread actually happened on Christmas

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Eli Powell
Eli Powell

user
That's a tail. The thing is carrying a mouse.

Asher Peterson
Asher Peterson

Pretty impaling to watch.

Chase Lewis
Chase Lewis

Serves you right, Fucker.

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Chase Ross
Chase Ross

I already did that joke you double bugger.

Kevin Taylor
Kevin Taylor

This is Fullderp and op's new champ. Suggest pokemons to kill the ants.

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Jackson Martin
Jackson Martin

Specs Weedle

Caleb Ward
Caleb Ward

Huntsman seem pretty dope,i'd own one as a pet

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Landon Cook
Landon Cook

The ants crawled up your asshole and they're gnawing and tearing at your insides even at this very moment.

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Cameron Fisher
Cameron Fisher

FUCK

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William Long
William Long

Unironically Rhyperior

Easton Nelson
Easton Nelson

RIP AND TEAR

Jose Nguyen
Jose Nguyen

call dad at work
Imagine his shame as he has to explain his colleagues what a man child his son is that he can't even grab a fucking can of raid and a vaccuum cleaner so he has to bother his father at work. Imagine the mix of disgust and pity on their faces.
I bet your Dad would rather have the horde of ants to be honest.

Logan Foster
Logan Foster

it ant me starts playing

Luis Cooper
Luis Cooper

criminally under-checked trips
Its unfeasible for those ants to survive inside her without eating the inside of her head

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Ryan Howard
Ryan Howard

shit happnes

Angel Reed
Angel Reed

this thread
CALL EDF NOW

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Juan Mitchell
Juan Mitchell

Anybody ITT played SimAnt before?

Oliver Evans
Oliver Evans

I should had mentioned she's from india.

Ryder Williams
Ryder Williams

Its always chinese, indians, and other subhumans in general that get bugs in their fucking ears.

Luke Miller
Luke Miller

Why would they go in there in the first place?It's obvious there's nothing of any interest to be found in there anyways

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James Williams
James Williams

www (dot)
please use archive.is/news/article-3678619/Joy-Indian-girl-THOUSAND-ants-removed-ears-ten-emerging-day-bugs-FINALLY-gone.html
Yeah its probably fake, the parents likely siphoned ants in her ear to get media attention
Its from Poo in Loo land where all the doctors are corrupt
Just so you know, "here was no damage inside her ear", a direct quote from the doctor in charge

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Christian Allen
Christian Allen

I wonder if op actually buys those if i suggest.

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Jacob Scott
Jacob Scott

Anyone know any stores that sell this advion ant gel so I don't have to wait for amazon shipping? Walmart didn't have any, and neither did Lowe's or home depot

Ian Bailey
Ian Bailey

OP is afraid of ants
The fuck, OP? I'm fucking terrified of most insects (especially spiders), but even I'm not such a pussy as to fear some ants. Just squish them, you fool. They can't harm you – even if they were the kind that bites, it's just a tiny sting, more annoying than painful. Just use your finger and crush the fuckers, or use a sandal or whatever.

The real problem with ants is that they're a total bitch to get out of your home once they manage to get in, but I'm sure they sell some shit for that at the store

Mason Cruz
Mason Cruz

these actually exist
I used to sleep with my ears covered when i was a kid because i was scared of bugs crawling into them
If my parents bought me some of these i would've had a happier childhood

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Blake Thomas
Blake Thomas

fun game, but quit after it penalized me for killing civilians for no reason
American education at it's finest.

[CLAPPING INTENSIFIES]

Jaxson Gomez
Jaxson Gomez

I've been feeling like I have something stuck in my right ear for some time which makes me sleep on my right side, but it's probably just a piece of those rubber things found underneath turf

Oliver Adams
Oliver Adams

powder
I hope you know you're gonna get cancer and die user. That shit is toxic and carcinogenic.

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Landon Lewis
Landon Lewis

You can always make your own. It's actually pretty easy if you have all of the necessary ingredients in the house.

Luis Sullivan
Luis Sullivan

my room smells funny now

Anthony Reed
Anthony Reed

My mommy coming into my room and killing the ants with her sandals

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Benjamin Richardson
Benjamin Richardson

Mommy knows this will kill you. She planted those ants there and is now using those deadly toxins to rid herself of you for good. She can then pass this all off as a big freak accident. Dad's probably in on it too, think about it, he told you straight up that mommy would take care of the problem.

Daniel Russell
Daniel Russell

That comes from a futa VN.
You have the worst taste.

Brandon Garcia
Brandon Garcia

being able to identify futa VNs
You're just as bad.

Jaxson Miller
Jaxson Miller

Underrated post.

Hudson Watson
Hudson Watson

Are you retarded user?
If you have an ant problem you:
1. Buy one of those automatic advanced multi insect control system things that cost around 20 dolleridoos
2. buy ant sand and poor it around your house
3. spray surface spray at every entry way into your home
4. coat your legs in tea tree oil or any alternative yes tea tree oil is a carcinogen and yes no one cares
5. if you can locate the ant nest and its far away from the actual house, just petrol bomb it a few times, that generally clears it up
t. ausfag who has had to deal with shitty ants ranging from piss ants, fire ant and bull ants
Also if you're dealing with fire ants or bull ants just call an exterminator. Fire Ants can cause more damage and poisons are ineffective due to there absurd numbers, and bull ants can fucking jump and sting at least 50 times worse than a bee
They can also track you across the room as they have eyes that are pretty damn functional while most other ants are blind and shit

Don't do what this faggot, >>1448502 says
Ant traps can take weeks to kill ants, not to mention ants have already started adapting to not even taking the bait. Ant rid is also similarly useless
You can place them if you want, but they will have no immediate effect

I'm pretty sure the powder the Mother used isnt a carcinogen, I've seen it before but I've never used it as its toxic as all kinds of fuck

pic related
its the fucking ants i have to deal with on a regular basis
They're the only ones to survive a petrol bombing so far, not to mention the cunts have multiple queens and nests making a super colony

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Sebastian Martin
Sebastian Martin

Here's what probably happened.
OP is a disgusting neet with poor hygiene
hardly ever scoops out breadcrumbs, dust and food traces from room
grabs jewel cases with hands encrusted with doritos and sugar snacks
ants follow the trail of food traces from the ground, to the box

Remember that ants are not parasites. They're not damaging you in any way and live off independently, as a whole, like none of us ever could.

Nicholas Collins
Nicholas Collins

Wouldn't Diatomaceous Earth be a better buy? Then you could kill the ants and any spiders that invaded your intestines crawling through the openings in your mouth and ears while you were sleeping.

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Logan Jackson
Logan Jackson

It's called clean your room you fucking fat lazy NEET

Elijah Gomez
Elijah Gomez

food traces from room
what kind of disgusting degenerate eats in their room in the first place?
Thats what the dining room is for faggots

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Nathan Smith
Nathan Smith

His education is fine, there were civilians getting killed all the time in Nam. His only mistake was shooting them instead of calling air support down on the village because there were reports of VC activity.

Jose Ward
Jose Ward

Ant pheromones are very simple molecules and probably easy to obtain. Not that I think it's an effective method.

Hunter Martinez
Hunter Martinez

bull ants can fucking jump
Never seen them jump. You're thinking of jumping jack ants. Those are cunts.

killing spiders
For what purpose? The only spiders that will choose to live in your house are beneficial ones that remove flies and whatnot.
Use insect spray for stray deadly spiders like funnel webs, but I don't think Americans get many dangerous spiders anyways.

My mistake :^)

Leo Ward
Leo Ward

It's called a dining room, not a snack room, breakfast room, or lunch room, niglet

Wyatt Cooper
Wyatt Cooper

Actually the French had a worse track-record for civilian casualties than the Americans ever did.

Benjamin Russell
Benjamin Russell

This thread cAN'T go on.

calm down Jordon Peterson
You use a tray. Although dis nigga (OP) prolly uses his gaming cases as impromptu trays

Xavier Myers
Xavier Myers

tfw I have a plate of pizza rolls and sweet tea on my computer desk in front of me right now
I used to have sugar ants but we poisoned them all to death, idk what with though

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Nathan Lopez
Nathan Lopez

Literally who?

Evan Reyes
Evan Reyes

jumping jack ants
Workers are Gamergates
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gamergate

wait wat. Is #GG invading OPs bedroom now?

Kevin Walker
Kevin Walker

The ever-so-tolerant left warned basement dwelling NEETs like OP this if he didn't respect women.
The mysoginerd within him attracted the ants.

Asher Morales
Asher Morales

My mom went to my room and checked all other games for ants. I just heard a bunch of ps2 games being opened and then a shriek when she found more ants in Star Wars Battlefront II. My dad ordered the ant gel the exterminator in this thread suggested. It arrives tomorrow.

Angel Ramirez
Angel Ramirez

I eat at my room to not communicate with my parents.

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Hudson Johnson
Hudson Johnson

How do I get a URL for hooktube videos? You used to be able to, but I can't seem to find a button for it now.

Charles Jones
Charles Jones

still gives me the heeby-jeebies

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Bentley Morris
Bentley Morris

Ants are harmless dude.

Jace Bailey
Jace Bailey

Not watching some stupid video. You can't tell me who in one or two sentences?

Mason Adams
Mason Adams

I've done all the spoonfeeding I'm going to do. Just google it you lazy nigger.

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Dylan Hill
Dylan Hill

The only spiders that will choose to live in your house are beneficial ones

Imagine being this retarded and die after being bitten by an insignificant spider

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Jose Lee
Jose Lee

Don't be a pussy OP, they're just ants, they can't do anything to you.

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Thomas Cruz
Thomas Cruz

OP I have just the right game for you.

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Liam Cruz
Liam Cruz

Go into this thread expecting Conflict games
It's Holla Forums getting invaded by insects again
tfw Ausbro has already seen shit and OP is probably a NEET faggot
I'm so glad i fucking live at a dormitory on top of the 4th floor, this way i won't have to deal with ants nor mosquitos since they can't go up this far.
Jesus fucking christ, all the memeing about Australia being a mini-death world is right
This though, if you can't keep your room clean from the crummies tbat you left then you deserve to be ridden with cockroaches. Dining on the dining room is the best way to eat. I've learned this lesson the hard way, and its probably one of my first lessons that i took to heart and know the reason why my parents nag me all the time
Yeah, try saying that to Ausbro

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Jaxson Lopez
Jaxson Lopez

Nobody has died from a spider bite in years unless they were seriously sick beforehand,stop fear mongering.

Landon Phillips
Landon Phillips

not rewatching all jordan peterson videos every day
Kike detected

Aiden Lewis
Aiden Lewis

I live alone and the TV and stuff is in my room. The dining room is for keeping clean whenever I get visits.

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Oliver Moore
Oliver Moore

You dont have to die from the bite. The shit rots you.

Daniel Hall
Daniel Hall

Never seen them jump. You're thinking of jumping jack ants. Those are cunts.
Bull ants are jumping jacks, or rather jack ants and bull ants ar part of the same genus and everyone keeps mixing them up when they look fairly similar. However you can tell jumping jacks apart from bull ants as bull ants are like an inch long whilst jumping jacks are much smaller.
I'm pretty sure I've seen inch long bull ants jump before
You might be mixing non-Australian bull ants with the Australian Bull Ant (otherwise known as the Australian Bulldog Ant)
Still Jumping jacks are better at jumping than the other ones because they're smaller , but I'm pretty sure they all can do it to some degree

Ants are harmless dude.
What you forgot faggot, is that bull ants kill more people in Australia than sharks, spiders or snakes

Landon Adams
Landon Adams

clean your le room xD

Joseph Brooks
Joseph Brooks

Brown recluse spiders don't bother humans in their homes. They are introduced or you agitate them. If you attack random colonies of bugs and don't take care of what enters your home, you deserve it.

Carter Richardson
Carter Richardson

Very few bites actually cause necrosis though.

David Morris
David Morris

I assume OP isn't Austrailian.
It'd be a different story if he were, I can acknowledge that.

Isaiah Young
Isaiah Young

This is no place for spiders

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Justin Ortiz
Justin Ortiz

Fuck you faggot,spiders are nice and don't even want to hurt you

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Cooper Torres
Cooper Torres

it wasn't the spider's bite that killed them
it was actually the bacteria in the venom
no actually they would have survived if they were strong enough
no actually it was their fault for letting themselves being bitten

This is why you kill both spiders and communists. Both are pests

Benjamin Long
Benjamin Long

2009
jesus christ
They're not all nice at all. Tarantulas are barely even spiders, they're more like eight legged cats.

Grayson Morris
Grayson Morris

I know who he is I was just seeing how long I could drag you along. Apparently not that long since you seem about as lazy as the nigger that you claim I am.

No it's called be a normal functioning human being. What a fucking lose who lets an e-celebritie dictate each and every one of your thoughts until your brain is weak and you are incapable of any for or critical thinking or reasoning. Fucking kill yourself you waste of human life.

Asher Butler
Asher Butler

Tarantulas may not be true spiders but they're still spiders,albeit fuzzy cuddly ones.

Adrian Anderson
Adrian Anderson

it's your fault if spiders in your house bite you

This is what toxoplasma does to the human brain, folks

Jayden Watson
Jayden Watson

I want to fuck Marie and make beautiful half human offspring with her.

Logan Diaz
Logan Diaz

I don't give a fuck if ants are harmless or not, I want them all dead

Wyatt Hill
Wyatt Hill

I love you, OP.

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Connor Brooks
Connor Brooks

mommy

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Matthew Reed
Matthew Reed

Except again,the amount of people who have died in the last few years from a bite or the effects of a bite is so insigificant its not worth mentioning.

Alexander Long
Alexander Long

what about being gently bullied by a spider waifu?

I was only pretending to be retarded

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Ayden Powell
Ayden Powell

Can I get an actual spider waifu and not this girl on a spider's body?

William Perry
William Perry

femdom that's literally just the girl insulting the guy
this is the worst thing in the world and i will never understand the appeal.

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Cooper Lee
Cooper Lee

Fuck you faggot,spiders are nice and don't even want to hurt you
have you ever seen a sydnet funnel web?
Or maybe a wolf spider?
Or maybe one of the hundreds of other fucking vicious spiders we have down here?

This is why you kill both spiders and communists. Both are pests
some spiders are good while other spiders are bad
Spider Communists on the other hand should be killed with fire on site

Thats because theres his thing called anti-venom
Not to mention the user has a point, if its the bacteria that kills you 5 months later who'[s to say its not the spiders fault?

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Ayden King
Ayden King

They're only vicious if you provoke them,no spiders are naturally aggressive towards human for no reason.

Lincoln Phillips
Lincoln Phillips

My first home as a kid had a garage area underneath but it wasn't concrete it was just dirt. There were so many funnel web holes, you could stamp near the hole and they'd come rushing out ready to go you.

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Brandon Price
Brandon Price

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Elijah Martin
Elijah Martin

wake up after sleeping for a day
still feel sleepy
think i can get off by browsing Holla Forums a little
read this thread
forget to play video games
now i feel sleepy again
Dammit Holla Forums. Can let me play video games?

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Nicholas Butler
Nicholas Butler

THE SWARM IS SUPREME,GO HOME CITY SLICKER

Josiah Wilson
Josiah Wilson

I'm sorry for my poor grammar
Its 4 in the morning

no spiders are naturally aggressive towards human for no reason.except they are
Sydney Funnel Webs will attack you merely for the fact you exist
Not to mention the amount of people I've known who have been bitten by spiders in their sleep, those cunts are beyond the pale when it comes to aggression

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Kayden Gomez
Kayden Gomez

Guys I can't stop scratching my ass and pubes. The thought of ants crawling on me is making me all itchy and going insane

Angel Nguyen
Angel Nguyen

I'm down in Vic, and by your adventures with insects, you sound like you're from NT or QLD. Maybe we get different species, but our bullants don't jump. I've got heaps of nests around my property and never had them do anything beyond climb up any fucking surface you can think of.

Don't see too many jumping jacks, now that I think about it.

it's your fault
Pretty much.
Just last week a large white tail fell on my head from a tree while I was out in the bush, and I stayed calm and flicked it off.

If you freak out and scream and flail about, they get agitated and attack.
If you stay calm and quiet then remove it in one motion, nothing will happen.

Spiders are very small creatures. They don't want to attack 6 foot tall things that smash their feet into the ground. They only attack if you agitate them and they feel it's the only possible route.
Same goes for just about every creature smaller than us.

unmaintained section of home is overrun by nature
Should have got some form of fire weapon.
I had this tool called a flame gun. It's like a drip torch in shape and fuel (bug mix, 75% diesel and 25% petrol) that used pressurised air to shoot it forwards.

Absolutely great for killing things I didn't like and removing weeds.

Matthew Wright
Matthew Wright

itchy
that isnt ants.

Daniel Russell
Daniel Russell

I think you're just a spider bully who won't admit it.

Caleb Morgan
Caleb Morgan

what kind of add mixture do you want my dude?

I thought it was funny. I'm sure there are some that are genuinely excited by such stimulation but I'd only go for being tied up and abused.

coming to Holla Forums expecting to discuss videogames
That's where you fucked up right there.

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Thomas Sanders
Thomas Sanders

Honestly Australia should just be nuked. Lovecraftian nightmares like that aren´t supposed to exist.

Jaxson Lewis
Jaxson Lewis

coming to Holla Forums expecting to discuss videogames
That's where you fucked up right there.
ITS JUST ITS A FUCKING CHORE AT THIS POINT FOR FOUR YEARS JUST WAKE UP ONLY TO READ Holla Forums AND THEN GO SLEEPING

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Isaac Hill
Isaac Hill

When the end times come i'll be the one alive because i wanted to shag the monstrosities instead of being scared by them.

Blake Gonzalez
Blake Gonzalez

Yeah but it's pretty fun to go through all the fun in the country and exchange stories.

Grayson Garcia
Grayson Garcia

You don´t shag monstrosities. The monstrosities shag you.

Ian Green
Ian Green

Where in VIC do you live?
Because I've seen inch long bull ants capable of jumping in Benalla
They infested the schools back when i used to go there
Although the ones at the Primary school didn't jump however the ones at the high school did
However the ones at the high school were significantly larger, being around an inch whilst jack ants are supposed to be around half an inch
Also just to check, the bull ants you have on your property, do they have stingers?
You wouldn't believe the amount of times someones pointed a "bull ant" out to me only to find no stinger

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Dominic Collins
Dominic Collins

That is also equally hot provided they're female.

Nolan Hernandez
Nolan Hernandez

Most of them were killed by my dad because he made the area into a workshop but there were still a few outside that I'd play with form time to time. One of them set up its hole near a tree and it would just eat whatever insect fell out near its hole.

I got a lot of red backs as well that would make their webs on whatever was left too long on the ground.

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Juan Smith
Juan Smith

Well, can´t aruge with that

Anthony Price
Anthony Price

Exterminator here. Most bugs are harmless, but if people are willing to pay, I'll get rid of whatever. I had this one rich woman a couple years ago who called us literally anytime she saw a cricket, she even locked herself in a room and told me she left the front door open for me. Some people are fuckin wacko.

Brody Lee
Brody Lee

She have shit for brains?

Blake Mitchell
Blake Mitchell

first of all, you need to be 18 and over to post here
second, are you a sissy afraid ants? fucking newfags

Nathan Lee
Nathan Lee

because believe or not, some parents do not clean their house and their kid's bedroom ends up being the only suitable place to consume food because the dining room table does not have one empty fucking spot on it and usually only one chair is not piled full of shit that you could try sitting that the table.
I've lived with hoarders, it is a hell no matter the severity, and they will try to drag you down to their level by making every excuse why something isn't cleaned or thrown out.

You sure you wanna go down that spiderhole?

bullshit, yellow sac spiders are viscous little cunts, and they have no problem dropping down an inch away from your face on their web while you're jerking off

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Ian Cox
Ian Cox

If a spider gets close enough to you while you're jerking off it's trying to say something,take a hint.

Jack Scott
Jack Scott

REMINDER: SOME SPECIES OF TRAP DOOR SPIDERS CAN CAUSE NECROSIS
Just so everyone fucking knows, because everyone keeps saying recluse and to be fair, in the city its pretty damn likely
Theres also an infection you can get that causes necrosis as well thats been blamed on recluses

that's called a phobia user

and they have no problem dropping down an inch away from your face on their web while you're jerking off
this shit happens to me all the fucking time
Not only do spiders have to fucking attack me out of nowhere, they also aim to bullball me, the fucking cunts

Colton Walker
Colton Walker

Most bugs are harmless
Nice try, Spiderking. But we all see through your blatant lies.

Parker Young
Parker Young

What is this, a thread for ants?

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Eli Fisher
Eli Fisher

funnel web spider

I heard those fuckers can pierce your big toenail. Is that accurate?

Gavin Gonzalez
Gavin Gonzalez

What you do on Holla Forums is shitpost and tell other people their taste in games are shit even if you like that kind of game and have never played it. Here's a simple guide to help you better navigate the culture here.

If anyone regards any game from any publisher kindly (even an indie) call them a shill.
If someone is bashing a game tell them their tastes are shit and that they're retarded. Make sure they put more energy into their replies than you do. Your objective is to get them to waste time replying to obvious bait until they become frustrated and abandon the thread.
If someone says something that defeats your point accuse them of being from reddit.This works every time.
If a thread looks like it might actually produce quality discussion start posting furry porn and fetishize whatever is being discussed. If someone accuses you of derailing the thread just use a VPN and and with the other IP accuse them of being from reddit
If calling others shills, redditors and retarded doesn't work, accuse them of datamining and then start posting furry porn.

With this guide, I think your browsing experience will be greatly improved my friendo :^)

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Brayden Miller
Brayden Miller

this thread
I'm glad I live in a city and the only pest I need to worry about are mosquitoes during summer.

Xavier Baker
Xavier Baker

more of this pls, that thing is adorable.

Adrian Martinez
Adrian Martinez

depends on how big they are
an adult? for sure
Unless you have unusually large toe nails of course
a lot of people forget is that spider fants are almost entirely made of metal meaning they can pierce a lot of things and are more restricted by their actual thickness of what ever they're biting
They also have some pretty strong biting strength, capable of leaving noticeable deep marks in wood

Ryder Rodriguez
Ryder Rodriguez

drowzee, duh

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Nicholas Barnes
Nicholas Barnes

You sure you wanna go down that spiderhole?
don't forget to mention some spiders end up eating the male's head after copulating

Mason Butler
Mason Butler

what kind of add mixture do you want my dude?
I don't want a mixture, I want 100% spiderfu

Nathan Martin
Nathan Martin

a lot of people forget is that spider fants are almost entirely made of metal
That does not sound correct.

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Oliver Diaz
Oliver Diaz

user that's a cockroach not a ant.

Christian Campbell
Christian Campbell

Funnel-web spider venom contains a compound known as atracotoxin, an ion channel inhibitor, which makes the venom highly toxic for humans and other primates. However, it does not affect the nervous system of other mammals
What the fuck, does Austria have primates even? Other then the abbos

Kevin Gray
Kevin Gray

aim to bullball me
are they turning your balls into bull?

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Isaiah Davis
Isaiah Davis

I think they have baboons.

Grayson Hughes
Grayson Hughes

it's saying "quit jerking off, the sound is keeping me up I swear I'll drop right on the fucking tip and bite you stupid monkey"
their bites don't hurt now, they hurt later, and can cause muscle aches and nausea

jumping spiders are chill though, they just want to explore and hunt down little bitch bugs

pierce your big toenail
They can fucking try, I broke a large pair of nail clippers on my fucking toenail, bent the fucking pin that held it together.

Austin Morales
Austin Morales

fangs*
its called googling user

symmetrymagazine
.org/breaking/2008/07/18/fangs-claws-and-jaws-pack-metal

we don't
Its almost like they evolved it in the past few hundred years entirely just for us

blueball user
although i have been distracted by bullants before

Gavin Thomas
Gavin Thomas

Spoiler those witch titties, dubsman.

Josiah Rivera
Josiah Rivera

jumping spiders are chill though, they just want to explore and hunt down little bitch bugs
Yeah, they're the least annoying because they're so small. I do find them kinda creepy the way they scan a room with their giant eyes, though. I'm also kinda scared they're gonna jump at my face whenever they're around.

Kevin Price
Kevin Price

No its saying You want some fuk and make some spider babies?

Levi Thomas
Levi Thomas

That is not "almost entirely of metal" that is trace ions laced in the exoskeleton.

Michael Wilson
Michael Wilson

SPIDER MAID FOR 8CHANMANIA XXI

Anthony Adams
Anthony Adams

How would you know?

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Jacob Ross
Jacob Ross

he has kikestation 2
You deserve it, consolenigger.

Ryan Myers
Ryan Myers

are you the Rip Rondo user?

Daniel Ortiz
Daniel Ortiz

post webms of the actual scenes
Mark is asleep.

Sebastian Baker
Sebastian Baker

I grew up in Violet Town, just near Benalla and now live out a bit west of fucking Melton reeeeeeee. Never saw them get to an inch, but maybe 1.5-2cm, with stingers.

Brayden Lewis
Brayden Lewis

violet town
You ever catch a Pokémon?

Jose Russell
Jose Russell

by the way put me in the screencap

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Julian Fisher
Julian Fisher

I grew up in Violet Town, just near Benalla and now live out a bit west of fucking Melton
I genuinely thought those were cities from some game.

Jaxon Evans
Jaxon Evans

Just go to /d/ or /cuteboys/ if you want "women" with penises.

Jace Reed
Jace Reed

Women aren't gays.

Isaac Brown
Isaac Brown

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Brody Edwards
Brody Edwards

futa and tranny abominations are the same thing
how about no

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Nathan Johnson
Nathan Johnson

not having a dedicated spider habitat built around your PC components

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Henry Perry
Henry Perry

They're both shit taste.

Julian Campbell
Julian Campbell

Havn't been to Viuolet town since before they had those huge fires a few years ago
Its a shame that all the country towns are dying, I think its a result of centralization, where as a few decades ago they tried to decentralize everything away from the cities now they're just pushing everyone into the city so the shitty politicians there can have more votes

Brandon Howard
Brandon Howard

If 100 ants crawl out of a game case, the first thing I'm not going to think is "oh geez I wanna fuck thsse"

Oliver Gomez
Oliver Gomez

You take that back.

Robert Cox
Robert Cox

that's pretty fucking cool, but I must say it'd be pretty annoying if the spider got dirt on the screen(s).

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Ayden Thompson
Ayden Thompson

That's gay, cause they all are male.

Gabriel Morales
Gabriel Morales

It's gay that I don't want to fuck them?
no

Connor Young
Connor Young

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Luis Rodriguez
Luis Rodriguez

You have disrespected my honor

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Owen Morris
Owen Morris

Our towns/cities are named after 3 things:
gimped versions of English places to sound refined
abo names that you argue over the pronunciation of (tallangatta is either Tah-Lohn-Gat-Ah or Tal-Ang-Atta)
local explorer/landmark
Violet Town was named after Violet Creek, which was named because there were lots of violets growing near it. Enthralling shit.

Some country towns are getting big. Near me, Gisborne and Bacchus Marsh, usually very wealthy and locked down areas are getting flooded with third-worlders and derelicts looking for cheaper homes to spend more money on drugs. Not as many first home owners and new families slowly trickling in like it used to be.

Honestly, we should be sending all newcomers to go work out in the mines or fruit fields for 2-3 years so they understand a hard days work and want to live in those small country towns.
Another issue is councils, who want to maximise profits in a town and push all these business centres in. I don't see the issue with having the entire population have to commute 20 minutes to a job.

I much prefer the smaller towns; you still have the internet to connect to people and shitpost, but you can also go for a walk down the road and interact with people, as well as isolate yourself from the hustle and bustle.

Ryan Martinez
Ryan Martinez

This animation is fucking hideous, it's like something Jasonafex would make.

Kevin Martinez
Kevin Martinez

>Shitting on Jasonafex

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Angel Diaz
Angel Diaz

/fur/index.html

Nicholas Morgan
Nicholas Morgan

I like them

Elijah Brown
Elijah Brown

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Liam Howard
Liam Howard

If you want more, you just needed to ask. No need for reverse psychology.

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Samuel Perry
Samuel Perry

no

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Adam Perez
Adam Perez

Yes

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Adam Richardson
Adam Richardson

So how's that distorted screen due to mismatched refractive indices between air and glass? Nice pic by the way, faggot. I can count the pixels on it.

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Jonathan Watson
Jonathan Watson

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Tyler Long
Tyler Long

I'm just saying it's right to shit on him,that's all.

Jaxson Collins
Jaxson Collins

You think those names are dumb/boring?
Let me translate you some names from villages/cities around where I live (Portugal).

You have a city named Guard. Because it used to have guards 700 years ago.
A village near here is simply called "New Village". It's like someone got to the name select screen and pressed enter so that village got the default name.
There's a small village with a name that translate to Grass. Where do you live? At Grass. Not Grassville, not Grasstown. Just Grass.
Some people are unofortunate enough to live at St. Peter. Not "-burg", just St. Peter.
There's a town with a name that purposedly resembles a slur "Cabrão" -> Cabrum. Closest translation is Motherfucker, but with the last vowel replaced, so just image telling people you're from Motherfuckum.
There's a place called Rocks. Take a guess.
The second biggest city in the country is called Porto. Yep. It was a big-ass port town.
Hilariously enough, some foreigners call it "Oporto". Because portuguese has a word that functions like "The" in english. It's either "O" for masculine or "A" for feminine. "The city" is "A cidade" and "the port" is "O Porto".
We got a bigass river down south called Tejo.
Lands after it are called "BellowTejo". Towns north of it are called "BeforeTejo".
One of our southern port towns is called Sniff (like in, a dog's sense of sniff).
If you head into the mountains, you find the real weird shit:
Dungpile
Natural fertilizer
crookedback
big ass road uphill, breaks your back
windtree
Pretty funny: not a single tree in miles, but legend has it, a tree existed on top of a hill nearby. People hadn't a name yet, but a gust of wind ripped the tree, send it tumbling downhill and after nearly dying, locals decided it was a lovely name.

Pretty sure other countries have ridiculous names too.

Ian Clark
Ian Clark

As true as that may be, furdrama should not be here. Or anywhere for that matter.

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Adrian Rivera
Adrian Rivera

I uh…. I hate it. And I don't like it.
And I'd request that you don't post anymore because I'm seriously aroused disgusted by it.

Samuel Cruz
Samuel Cruz

impressive numerals

Asher Bennett
Asher Bennett

This reminds me of when I left an empty otter pop tube on my desk when I went to bed. I woke up to a bowl full of ants and a spreading shitstorm of them under the bowl too, like the fuckers were trying to walk off with it. It was like real life EDF. I never eat in the office anymore, not even sugary drinks. Thanks for looking out for my health, antbros.

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Josiah Sanchez
Josiah Sanchez

I almost lost my toe to a brown recluse that was hiding in my shoe. This is what I was wearing. Tell me again how I deserved it.

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Ryder Flores
Ryder Flores

what does sony have to do with having ants inside your videogame case?

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Aaron Powell
Aaron Powell

They knew full well that their cases weren't ant-proof.

Lincoln Powell
Lincoln Powell

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Cooper Wood
Cooper Wood

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Christopher Carter
Christopher Carter

no spider is aggressive towards humans
That's bullshit. I've had spiders charged me when I walked into my apartment. Little shits would be standing in the middle of my kitchen floor. I turn on the light, and it turns to face me. We stare at each other for a moment, and it charges. I stomp it flat. Another time I was showering in that apartment. It was a small shower, pretty much just an ancient claw foot bathtub someone hung a shower curtain around. I had to stand sideways while showering or my shoulders touched both sides. One day, mid shower I turned to face the other way and there was a big spider, a wolf spider I think, at face level inside the curtain. I smacked it but missed, hit too low just under the spider. The force propelled him from the curtain and I panicked, fell to my knees and beat my face off the bottom of the tub until it was dead. Made me a mess in my hair.

Owen Brown
Owen Brown

It just wanted an honorable duel,that's all

Evan Richardson
Evan Richardson

Jesus. Since her eardrum is ruptured, I imagine that you'd have to use some signal like vid related.

Michael Myers
Michael Myers

God fucking dammit i thought we were all gonna laugh at OP a lil bit but the thread turned into horrifying shit, i am now scared of bugs and i now in this shithole cockroaches pop out in summer

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Jackson Hall
Jackson Hall

nope. Nope. NOpe. NOPe. NOPE. ==NOPE==!!!!

Tyler Rodriguez
Tyler Rodriguez

thinking that's real
I've got a bridge to sell you.

Nathaniel Thompson
Nathaniel Thompson

I get that it isn't real, but what kind of an idiom are you using there? What's this about a bridge?

Benjamin Adams
Benjamin Adams

he hasn't seen the camel spider

Jaxson Ward
Jaxson Ward

Not actually a spider.

Brandon Wood
Brandon Wood

That's what an ant would say.

Kayden Morgan
Kayden Morgan

Viantnam was hell.

Noah Turner
Noah Turner

Yeah, buddy. I'm glad I remembered that. What I did in my case was spray down the killing fields to take out the ones coming for the dead, afterward used rubbing alcohol on the areas when I ceased to see any further scouts. I'm not proud of what I had to do.
I think some are known to get a bit wild during fuckin' season, which generally is around summer.

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Jace Thompson
Jace Thompson

Great now to add ants to my slowly increasing list of phobias.

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Bentley Rodriguez
Bentley Rodriguez

What if ants get in your ear while you sleep, OP?
I had this weird dream last night about wasps crawling into my ear removing earwax and cleaning it for some reason. I still don't know what to make of that, but it creeped me the fuck out.

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Ethan Diaz
Ethan Diaz

/r/ing drawing of cute wasp maids cleaning user's ears

Jonathan Taylor
Jonathan Taylor

Seconded

Brandon Harris
Brandon Harris

somebody make this

Carson Cooper
Carson Cooper

This!

Ian Hill
Ian Hill

this

Jose Robinson
Jose Robinson

This

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Noah Rodriguez
Noah Rodriguez

Borax will kill most things, just don't breathe it in. Or eat it.

Jason Nelson
Jason Nelson

That's exactly what came to mind. I put in a request on the draw thread but it's past bumping.

Ian Campbell
Ian Campbell

I wish I had pet wasps that ate my earwax at night. My ears would feel so much better.

Asher Nelson
Asher Nelson

Came here to get more attention for this

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Mason Cook
Mason Cook

We're past bump limit
Start posting the insect lewds

Nathan Foster
Nathan Foster

Shows what you know, faggot. Like social bee and wasp species, ants form colonies with a single queen, whose workers are wingless, sterile females. The males are born purely for the purpose of mating with queens birthed from other colonies, and die after doing so.

Justin Gonzalez
Justin Gonzalez

Source?

Ayden Martin
Ayden Martin

boku no pico

Jonathan Long
Jonathan Long

Diatomaceous Earth

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Jeremiah James
Jeremiah James

That's a lie you cheeky triples thief

Michael Parker
Michael Parker

Please don't do that.

Dude, I remember FEELING tickling in my ear during that dream. It actually woke me up because I started scratching my face. It wouldn't be pleasant or cute at all.
They'd be inside of your ear hole goddamn it.

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Jack Cooper
Jack Cooper

This reminds me of the story with the Wii that had brown recluse ants in it, anyone have the pic of that?

Jason Bailey
Jason Bailey

Outstanding figures

Zachary Clark
Zachary Clark

ants
I meant spiders, fuck.

Anthony Robinson
Anthony Robinson

Those bee gifs might make bees look harmless, but they're really not

Matthew Hughes
Matthew Hughes

here is an actual hint
it rhymes with boku no pico sort of

Kayden Gonzalez
Kayden Gonzalez

It's ITT user, look harder.

Dominic Scott
Dominic Scott

brown recluse ants
I'm now imagining a colony of millions of tiny brown recluses crawling everywhere
Entering this thread was the worst mistake I made today. Jesus Christ.

Charles Adams
Charles Adams

you are correct that's an edit ,here's the original

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Oliver Morris
Oliver Morris

I'd like to know what music that is,i quite enjoyed that.

James Edwards
James Edwards

the other bee one

Ryan Rogers
Ryan Rogers

if you eat that stuff you will have the best shit of your entire life
and also get really dehydrated

Gabriel Nelson
Gabriel Nelson

Huntsmen don't have stingers or poisons, they just fuck you up with sheer size and muscle.
oh boy

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Nathaniel Jackson
Nathaniel Jackson

It's Sabaton - Primo Victoria
it's not that hard to type lyrics into a search engine, user

Isaiah Hernandez
Isaiah Hernandez

Huntsmen don't have stingers or poisons,
don't they have unclean mouths making their bites significantly more prone to infection?

William Clark
William Clark

Dude that could be so many things

Mason Edwards
Mason Edwards

It is if you didn't understand it.
It's called Rondo Duo or Yoake no fortissimo

Jason Long
Jason Long

the other user want fucking with you its in this thread

Logan Gomez
Logan Gomez

This is nice thread
You're always posting those images and there's always some nigger who asks for the source. How wouldn't he know?

Tyler Long
Tyler Long

That's fucking insane, but why wasn't OP's first instinct to grab his boots and start jumping?

Daniel Sanchez
Daniel Sanchez

Seriously though where the bug lewds at,bring em on.

Mason Wood
Mason Wood

IIRC he never posted any pictures of the so called wii u and was likely posting pictures he taken had of spiders with a story attached.

Colton Rivera
Colton Rivera

The ant colony was migrating and it thought your Vietnam case was a good spot, the "maggots" were ant pupae. No, there was no food in the case, but to the ants, it looked like a comfy home.

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Christopher Sanders
Christopher Sanders

Dibs on Tuba Battlemage.

William Walker
William Walker

the traffic barbarian looks like fun

Noah Ward
Noah Ward

Cymbal Creature has a cool design

David Mitchell
David Mitchell

Guess I'll play the drunk spic then

Nolan Phillips
Nolan Phillips

t. spider

Jeremiah Carter
Jeremiah Carter

Reminds me of that boss from godhand.

Robert Robinson
Robert Robinson

I'm still in shock and keep scratching myself and imagining that there are still ants on me even though they're not.
Are you sure it was really ants and not a hallucination? Withdrawal can cause you to hallucinate insects and go a bit crazy about them being all over you.

Noah Jackson
Noah Jackson

Anything the same color as my id that you would fug.

Luke Torres
Luke Torres

If Monmusu ever brings up antgirls will it be a swarm of lolis that lewd everything in sight

Jeremiah Watson
Jeremiah Watson

tfw you realize little girl is the ant queen

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David Fisher
David Fisher

tfw you realize that ants are the perfect metaphor for Indians

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Jason Anderson
Jason Anderson

Top Tier:
Conehead
Mid Tier:
Cymbal Atrocity
Tuba Warrior
Bottom Tier:
Drunken Idiot

Connor Rogers
Connor Rogers

That's non-venemous snakes, user.

Benjamin Adams
Benjamin Adams

I made my mistakes I’ve got no where to run The night goes on

Lincoln Thompson
Lincoln Thompson

Post of the century.

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Matthew Miller
Matthew Miller

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Connor Hill
Connor Hill

ok

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Owen Price
Owen Price

Tha absolute mad man

Kevin Gray
Kevin Gray

Rolling for the Brass Executioner

Ryder Butler
Ryder Butler

This thread is going places.

Jayden Reed
Jayden Reed

user actually delivers

This is why I can't leave this place

Kayden Bell
Kayden Bell

still no wasp maids
I was impressed with you all at a point, now it is wavering.

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Jaxon Long
Jaxon Long

It's right here you, you-
DOUBLE NIGGER

Luis White
Luis White

I suppose I need my ears cleaned too. Have a janitor ban me for an hour while I shower.
that finger
Oh, I love drawfags.

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Matthew Gomez
Matthew Gomez

EARWIGS DON'T GO INSIDE EARS FAGGOT

William Gutierrez
William Gutierrez

what are earplugs
what is rolling up toilet paper tightly, wetting it, and shoving that into your ear to plug them up

Do you even basic motor skills, nigger?

This is a supremely interesting development.

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Christian Nelson
Christian Nelson

This thread is now sublime.

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