Ghost of a Tale

So this came out today, I have been keeping my eye on it. Anyone play it?
A steal game where you play as a mouse

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post a magnet

EVERY GOD DAMMED TIME
I just want to play it on the go. At least I am finally going to be able to play Crash on the bus.

Why does everything look like clay in that image?

Unity. Everything made in Unity looks like Clay

It honestly looks good but I can't buy it right now so post a magnet you faggot

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How's combat? Does it have a lot of weapons and armor? Or just handful?

Yay more rat games, is it any good?

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Is this the one where the trailer had you bumbling around cutely in heavy armor while a cat chases you?

Because he's the Adonis of the post-modern age, the definition of nu masculinity.

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I thought that was burch?

Who the fuck is Mrs. Frisby?

Go back to the vermintide thread you rat fucker

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Offtopic, but I love that the final elf class is a drow.

I believe he was trying to talk about Mrs. Brisby. MILFest of Mices.

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Rodents are for hug, not for fug

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Something looks so off about those pictures, I swear there's pictures of him with the shorter haircut where he doesn't really look like that. Maybe he shaved his beard or the lighting is way too bright in all those pictures. Or he got replaced.

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First… why?

Second, I suddenly feel the Skaven are at least a little justified.

You kidding? Skaven do that shit to each other on a regular basis.

And that would make them very grumpy now wouldn't it?

You're right.
Mark, I know you're reading this, post new pic so we can know you're real.

Christ user have you ever actually read their main rule books in Fantasy Battle? Even when they aren't over breeding to the point that they're their own food source they regularly engage in sick cruelty and backstabbing even when it doesn't benefit them. Their origin story is basically rats devouring a town alive from a toll of the Doombell and then they simply appeared. They have no justification for what they do beyond "we need more space", for science, and the minor Chaos God The Horned Rat awes them with fear to do something he wants.
If a Skaven saw the above webm he'd feign anger while secretly sniffing it to see if it smells good so he can steal your recipe later to use on his 86th cousin's children later.

Listen, there's the part of me that apreciates Warhammer as a dark fantasy universe, and a part of me that wants to see fun new twists thrown into that universe to mess with peoples heads. Chief among this is capturing and exposing some orks in 40k 3rd wave feminism in order to poison them with a splinter group of SJW Orks that scream about 'muh patriarchy' so it must exist. Second is the Empire capturing some Skaven, selectively breeding them and cutting them off from their society to the point they turn albino and become a lab-rat skaven army with an obsession with cleaning with harsh chemicals, bleaches and acid compounds in lieu of disease and filth.

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It's the only redwall game that isn't actually redwall so I'll take it

Those were actual portable consoles with reasonable battery life and more titles that work well on the go (and all/almost all were well suited for the hardware without major compromises in performance to keep up with unrealistic graphic expectations).

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Last I played it, the AI is fucking atrotious, and once you work that out the game stops being enjoyable.
A stealth game where you just have to keep running down the corridor to evade the chasing enemies is not a good stealth game.
Maybe it got fixed?

Pretty sure that it's just a boring walking sim where you hide in dumpsters every once in a while.
The graphics are pretty good, however like some anons already noticed the textures look like clay.

Can you kill anything?

The 3DS had a horrible library and launch user yet I don't remember any console wars with it.

post torrent sluts.

Because the 3DS and DS are decent consoles.

Because the Vita was dead so it had no rival.

kill yourself

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But really, though, you should post a magnet link so people can play it without spending money first. I was interested in this game but it's spent a bit in Steam Early Access, so I'm only cautiously optimistic.

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Is anyone in this thread actually playing the game? I found the game up on igg but I heard they're minerfaggots now

Microsoft offered to port it for free. They are this desperate for games.

Dumb youngfags get out.

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mite b cool

So its like Gothic, but with a mouse?

Reminds me of this.

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We must purge the ratfuckers

You can try try man-thing.

Is it ever explained why skaven talk like that? I played vermintide but could never find an explanation.

Is it ever explained why orks have cockney accents?

I don't really think it's cockney,but i guess it depends on what game you hear it in.
I know of the flash gitz so i imagine they'd be pretty cockney.

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No it's liek derk soles butt without combat

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They were designed after football hooligans.

Shouldn't they sound like burgers then?

Football didn't originate in america though.

No, football like the kind that Charlie Brown kicks is American.

Football, not handegg dum-dum.

Asians think that food is only enjoyable after horrific torture.

The Switch is an objectively better console than the 3DS if we count the hardware and 1st year library.

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It's just as portable and the batter life shit is just a meme. I have literally never ran out of power despite being away from home most of the day because 3 to 5 hours is more than enough time to find a fucking microusb.

Chinese are fucking monsters holy shit.

No thats Dark Maus

Speaking of Mouse games, I was dumb enough to buy a PSVR over Christmas (it was $150 after selling GTS). And that just had what appears to be one of it's first actual games released a few weeks ago.

So is Moss any good? I heard it was short, but not much more beyond that. The demo seemed decent, but does the full game hold up?

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Don't Japs raise Wagyu cows with as little stress as possible and constant care for that sweet buttery marble meat?

Not all, but the Chinese certainly used to. Their history with animals is pretty fucked up honestly. The Chinese term for animal means "moving thing" not living thing, moving thing. The attitude of "who gives a fuck about animals" is supposedly starting to change as most young people are more westernized and don't support animal cruelty (they'll still eat tiger balls and shark fin if TCM says it's healthy though)

no that has combat

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For what purpose?

Look at that Dark Souls of Hotline Miami combat.

Furries have ruined anthropomorphic animals.

He could ask Mark to put on a robe.

Because he's an attention whore

I've played for around two hours or so and it's pretty fun. The main character is adorable as fuck and the game it's really nice looking.
The camera can be a little shit sometimes though.

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I backed this a few years back. Even got a t-shirt. Forgot about it since, though.
I'll have to check my email and get my download key for it this

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Yep. Japs aren't like anything on the mainland of Asia or those in the SE isles.

Those were good systems with good games rather than gimmick machines.

You clearly are not from here

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How is it fun without the combat?
What are you even doing in this game?

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Yes how? Is it just another walking sim?

I feel like he could look good, but there is just so much unappealing shit going on with that face, holy shit I want to punch it.
clean you fucking glasses, gross

Funfact, it was supposed to be Brisby in the movie, but they hit a snag with legal issues after the recordings, so they had to go back and change all of the Br, to Fr. According to an old teacher anyway.

Its a china man, every fucking time. Are they even human?

Here's a turrent you ratfuckers.
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Will this install rat porn on my computer?

The Switch doesn't use micro USB though. It looks like some kind of propriatery iphone jack.

it has a usb-c doesn't it?

wew

It has the same irrelevant bullshit as any other scene release, but no rat porn.

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Looks comfy

If it was made in Unity it looks pretty good for Unity, but I was hoping to see areas where you are tiny and interacting with large man-made things. That's part of the charm of any media with mice as characters. Wasted potential in that regard.

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Are there any other games like this?

Pikmin.

Chibi Robo.

The game is bugged to fuck, I can't see how they can claim that its out of early access with a straight face. It's been in development for 5 years I think and it needs another fucking 5. The game has been out for 3 days and its had 5 patches to fix really obvious bugs that should of been fixed long ago. Examples; Map not showing correct location, main quest items not appearing, wrong quest items given stopping you from continuing.

I have already had two game/story breaking bugs occur where main characters won't talk to you even if you have the quest items. The worst thing as well is that it autosaves after you speak to this character so if your last quicksave (which you can only do while hiding) was far back you are shit outta luck.

I'd hold off on this game for at least a month till they get their shit together, I reckon they just brought it out of early access because people lost intrest.

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I had the same issue with Yonder where it was bugged, I couldn't get a quest to happen and had to just quit playing. What is it with fucking Unity games? Even when they look promising they are usually unpolished and have some game-breaking problems.

Whereas with Huey 4 the problems are generally related to optimization and shitty framerates.

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Nigger.

You forgot the part with Cliffy Cuck selling off Unity to Tencent chinks.

Fuck, I mean Huey 4, not Pre-assets Kikestarter emulator.

cliff didn't own epic

Did Huey 4 get a better licensing agreement or become cheaper afterwards? I see it being used more now, but that may just be the natural rate of adoption.

The 3D gimmick obviously didn't have much appeal since they removed it and it still sold like hotcakes.

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Apparently this is /pol now.

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It's because both Unity and CryEngine are both complete fucking garbage and nobody gives a shit about "megatextures".

I just appreciate that one dood can make a game in unity engine that looks better than any AAA title.

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Unity's a great engine for incompetent devs though.

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Oh, the fem mouse porn that will never be…

Enjoy your black plague, rat fuckers.

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You get the plague from fleas, the rats dindu nuffin. And rats and mice are different anyway.

Shocking. People blaming an engine for shit games just because they've seen low effort trash made in it is retarded. If a game is shit, it's because the dev is shit. Making a tool that will make a competent dev's work easier will always open the door to less competent devs, by definition. It's a trade-off worth making. The fact that there's so much low quality garbage made in Unity just means that Unity does its job sufficiently well. There are much better reasons to dislike Unity.

Yeah it has laxer licensing agreement now.