The game of making friends

I'm having a hard time playing the game of making friends. Do you have any tips? I'm new to the game.

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The way to win is not to play at all.

Shit game. Play something else instead.

Just give up if you never played this game before adulthood. There is little hope of ever playing it worth a shit.

OP buy me some juice and i'll be your friend

Accept Zetsubou

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Just go to the social area and spam alcohol til you're at typical NPC int. By that point your chr will be through the roof and you can breeze through the game. Bonus points if you statted into or trained str, as you might come across a Chad or two which will typically stop you from getting near any top-tier women, but if you're at or above their str they'll let you get to the loot and can even be recruited.

Just cheat your way through by killing yourself and circumventing the whole thing.

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We started wanting to play the game too late. Just give up and accept being alone.

I don't have any friends, why ask me?

Pull down pants.
Get on all fours.
Receive dick.
Receive friends

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I want to give it a try.

But cheating would get me banned!

Why is it too late to start?

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My best friend is some bearded homo on Holla Forums.

I'm tired of the servers being full of bots. When is the admin going to ban these fucks so I can talk to some real people?

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only gay guys make good friends

The admin is never around. I don't think that's going to happen anytime soon.

Care to explain further?

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Nah the only thing that gets you banned these days is trying to question the admin's authority, everything else is fine. Now go drink bleach.

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This only works if you've got at least 2 points in Social Drinking. OP is probably playing a caster of sorts, and probably put his points elsewhere.

Her elbow looks like a wart, the artist got tired after spending all his time on the feet it seems

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Basically everyone has already made their real friends while they grew up, none of them made new reliable friends after that. I'm sure it happens but it's so rare that it's not worth considering. For instance I have only two real friends, one I made at a job a long time ago, and one who is a crazy bitch I once dated about the same amount of time ago. None of the friends from my maturing years stuck around.

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If you're desperate try grinding for money than buying things for certain NPCs. It won't work on all of them, but one out of every ten or so will fall for it.

Actually the game tries really hard to trick you into making friends and the moment you make your first friend you get locked out of the final boss and the real ending.

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You need to have similar or higher Intellect and Charisma as someone else to befriend them. If you have INT alone, you make a colleague. With CHR alone you make an acquaintance. You can increase the chance of befriending someone by having some of the same mental/physical traits and primary/secondary professions, or by being of the same class.

You faggots are so depressing

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I might be pathetic but at least I don't watch anime.

OP you should tell us your class and what your stats are like so we can help you better

We're giving sound advice on how to play the game that you have so obviously lost.

Don't even talk to casuals user, just let them play in the starting dungeon til they game over

you're missing out user.

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This shit is 4cuck tripfag/4AM-tier garbage.
Go back.

Coming from the guy who felt the need to respond to a generalized insult as if it were personal. I guess the comment hit home you pathetic escapist.

It is you who are the escapist.

Talk to NPCs. Talk to NPCs more then once.
Level up your confidence and learn the skill "Put on outgoing emotional mask" and level that skill until it evolves into "actually outgoing"

Class change from "Rank and File Beta Pussy" into "Man", and level that class up with exercise and good eats to cure the status effect "Chemical Imbalance".

Advance class "Man" into prestige class "Real Man" by getting a job at either the Office or Supermarket zone, but grind Job EXP so you can fill the prerequisites for a better salary quest and while you're doing that for extra points you could try out Entrepreneurship

Appease the area boss in Supermarket zone if you're on that quest, but dip out of it as soon as you can secure a better paying quest.

If you're on the job, making friends is easy since close regular contact will automatically rank up social EXP as long as you've practiced your "Emotional Mask" skill.

Everything else after that is the chore, making friends is Easy difficulty.

If you never had friends in the School zone, pretty much none of the EXP you gain there is applicable to the Adult stage of your character, and the gameplay shifts dramatically towards an RPG grind experience instead of being a fucked up visual novel, the NPCs are far less chatty and tend to be easy to gain EXP with.

TL;DR put on a fucking mask, be nice, and leak out your personality only at points where it would be appropriate, and never go full blast. Welcome to fucking life. Hide your powerlevel you autistic nutcase.

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Don't listen to any of these fools! The true path is the path of wizardry, stack points into int, fuck charisma checks! Avoid any and all contact with succubi and NPCs! Soon you will be casting spells of advanced memery and frightening the NPCs around you with an unmistakable stench and an aura of power!

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nigger my character's point gain in that skill is 0.1x the normal gain and i got the dumbass modifier of 'anxiety', so he literally fucking looses points in that skill every time he fucks up while grinding it. it's a net loss. why anyone plays this retarded rng-based shitfest is beyond me.

Never seen Cromartie. Is it one of those rare anime that are actually better with an english dub?

Thanks for this sound advice!

If all else fails I'm doing this for sure.

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i'd say so, the only other really is ghost stories.

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I wished i had more friends that liked videogames and were qt boys to pound with my 10 inch dick.

I'm a person who is a master of persuasion and pretending to be outgoing or be charismatic with people/normalfags/npcs

It's not that making friends is hard. It's just that NPCs are fucking boring and hardly worth being friends with. Hate to sound edgy but it's true. Too many retards, too many boring people
I want real friends so we can unleash our powerlevels at max level and enjoy each others company.
In brief words, friends where you can be yourself as well as friends where you can enjoy common interests while also being yourself is hard to find. I think it is harder to find not-NPCs, no cucks, no SJW or no beta pussies and no middle class trash that happen to like videogames more than being gay.
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faggot.

I have spoken to three real, physical people in the last seven years. One is moving across the country in a few weeks. You don't need friends, you stupid motherfucker. All you need is truth.

Reported for being a queer.

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Why is this non-vidya thread still up? Making friends is garbage, dumbass.

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I don't understand.

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Spiral Knights once were good friendmaking game. Coop games in general are good way to make friends. Games like L4D and Vermintide sometimes can be 4 people shitposting chat room.

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You don't get to make friends.

no duh and guess what, that sort of friendship is rare and highly publicized as an ideal as a result.
There's nothing special with finding friends either, it's all chance. And honestly, not everything is as it's cracked up to be. You might not want that friendship when you do have it.

What's not to understand? What good is your life if you surround yourself with dead, empty husks pretending to be people? Shells who don't share your interests–or worse, who simply parrot whatever is popular in (((media))) and never engage in any activity that isn't approved by (((the masses)))? How are YOU improved by being around their behavior and being? How are you improved by engaging in such things yourself?

What do you want out of life, in general? Do you even know? What do you want yourself to become, specifically? I'd venture you've never asked yourself these questions, even subconsciously, given the content of your OP. No one worth being around will want to be around you unless you're worth being around, too. You can only make yourself worth being around through discipline and an unending desire for truth and self-improvement.

You can larp as Spock all you want lad, but at the end of the day humans are social creatures and inherently crave interaction.

Don't you dare compare me to a fucking kike. You'll want to reread what I said, anyway.

The problem is you assume that the npcs in your region are similar to the npcs of other people's regions. This makes getting the class change from man to real man have much harder prerequisites than the advanced class manly loner. While the skills you talked about help in keeping you from being forced to get into the school shooter advanced class, those skills only get you the real man advanced class if the npcs are running on an older version of the game or have gotten the soulless liberal bug patched out.

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You are acting an awful lot like a jew, hehee.