Galimulator is a shitty android game that I downloaded to have something to do while waiting in lines. It's a small game that basically simulates a small galaxy with it's own politics which you can observe and influence with small things without actually taking part in the action although there is a possibility of controlling one of the empires, it's shit think of it as something like Species but with Space Opera theme instead of an evolution one. It's not very complex, but it's engaging enough to keep you busy while you drive the bus or something, sometimes an alliance forms between the factions or an eldritch horror appears in the galaxy or something interesting like that will happen and you can root for your favorite empire to do something.
The point is, you shouldn't, this thread is not about the game itself as much as a small idea that popped up in my head. I downloaded a shitty android emulator and the game onto my PC. I simulated the galaxy until there are no planets that are left neutral and tinkered around so there are as many factions as I could do with the initial setup. I want to play a small game.
You take one of the visible empires from the map and you choose: And watch how they fare in comparison to other empires chosen by other anons. Seeing that we had fun memeing things like Hunger Games for a while, I think this might have some potential too.
Seeing that rebelions are a thing in this game, and they lead to the creation of new factions, I'll try to include every single faction into the game. Whenever a rebel faction manages to take enough stars to be an actually important player in the galactic politics, I'll rename it to the last thing an user suggested. So if your Principality of Greater Space Israel or The Galactic Third Reich didn't get into the game, they might whenever an Empire starts degenerating. All Empires are currently at tech level 1 and Fortifying which means that they won't expand that much and focus on defending their provinces that will change later on as their states change. Transcendence is disabled which means that Empires won't disappear after gaining enough tech levels.
Previously on Legend of the Galimulator Heroes >The SOG tried to reclaim their territories but where quickly stopped by the Neo-Fingolians, because of another rebelion of the region of the galaxy which was the most on the west. That region has rebelled like four or five times already holly shit
How do Specials work? Lowers research, gives military bonuses Will go to war with other Empires more often More likely to make peace, gives defense bonuses, builds gun boats. Gives research bonuses, makes Empire build science ships Less likely to change political status, which means that they will rarely go from Fortifying to Expanding, to Degenerating and so on and so forth. The opposite of the above Early combat bonuses which they slowly lose The opposite of the above, combat penalties early that they lose with time. Relationship bonuses, more likely to make peace and alliances Military bonuses but huge research penalties Shouldn't go into wars and alliances too often but has defensive and research bonuses Expansive but will not develop worlds Makes the world produce more wealth Only expands through missionary work Builds lots of ships, and generally develops faster, makes the Empire build motherships
Oliver Cook
How do empire states work? As it says on the tin, the Empire is thriving and focuses it's efforts on expanding As already mentioned, the Empire is in alright state and focuses on developing worlds and defense The Empire is in a very bad state, loses tech levels, rebellion chance increased. The Empire reaches scientific transcendence, meeting a "win" condition of developing enough scientifically, which makes it leave the galaxy disappearing from the map. The Empire goes absolutely batshit insane and decides to eradicate life from the galaxy, including themselves. Happens very rarely. The Empire is torn apart by rebels. Basically a large-scale civil war. The Empire attacks it's own bloodline and people, anyone who shares common ancestry must go.
Jackson Reyes
Oh boy, you don't know how fucking excited I am to continue this mess. It's surprising how much territory The Autistic Estates managed to reclaim, also did you know that The Hwans actually have a Mothership now?
Ayden Nelson
I'll be honest I'm really scared for Ihrtet, their reckless behavior might actually get them killed here. They might be the biggest, most powerful ship in the entire fucking galaxy, but they are not indestructible and the Autistic fleet seems very fucking concerned with bringing the Mothership down. They're shitting out rockets at the pace that leftists are shitting out bad ideas.
Connor Foster
While Ihrtet is too busy shooting at stars, the autistic fleet brings it down to 6.7 points of HP, oh, and let me remind you. The SOG is DEGENERATING
Which means that those red rebels that just took half of their stars are really fucking dangerous right now, we might have to say goodbye to another great galactic empire soon.
Carson Thompson
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Jace Martinez
The old make way for the new.
John Rodriguez
They're trying to escape but they're at 0.9 points of HP already.
Christian Hughes
THEY FUCKING SUNK IT, THE AUTIST FLEET JUST DESTROYED IHRTET, THE MOST POWERFUL SHIP IN THE GALAXY WAS SUNK BY A BUNCH OF AUTISTIC FURRIES
Christian Phillips
SOG's fate is sealed
Brody Lewis
Seeing the XP gain, this must have been the ship which dealt the last blow. Autistic Battleship "The Successful", well it has earned it's name at least.
At least they died fighting for their country instead of seeing it destroyed.
Bentley Foster
This ship appeared immediately after Ihrtet was destroyed, seeing that it's a carrier ship, I can only think that it's the crew of the ship that has stolen some random ship from the autists and went full rouge.
Jacob Gray
Seems that The Autists will survive far more than I thought they would.
Gabriel Taylor
Well that neutral ship has been sunk, so if it truly was Ihrtet's crew, then I guess it isn't anymore.
Jayden Bennett
The bastards are tenacious, I'll give them that.
Asher King
It seems that we will have an official beta uprising in here. Also we need a name and Specials for the small pink country in the south-east, give your suggestions.
Angel Edwards
LOL
Hudson Morales
Magical Girl Syndicate Defensive Scientific Industrial Fanatic Keep it pink
Landon Adams
Yep, we are having at least a minor Chad-Autist war in here, with a single rocket coming from the SOG towards the autist fleet. The SOG might as well be just called "Mercenary /fit/ fleet" for all it's worth right now, it has fallen so much, but at least it survived At the same time, the Manlet Autocracy is degenerating, not that it changes anything because it seems that it's almost dead anyways..
Done, let's hope that they can bring some hope and happiness to the galaxy and not feels and despairs as they seem to be doing with more recent stuff
Jonathan Wilson
Oh… they're already giving into despair.
Luke Kelly
Well, shit
Jayden Powell
The Autistic Estates are currently fighting both Chads as well as the abortion of the galaxy that is the loss Empire.
If the Magical Girl empire implodes on itself into a rebellion, I'm going to call it "DESBAIR" and give it a black color
Charles Rogers
Wait, Sage Principality survived this long? I didn't even see them on the map. Well they're dead now but the autistic fucks aren't and they celebrate their 20 millennia birthday.
Adam Roberts
Which Empire is the green one at the bottom?
Jacob White
Like pottery
Elijah Clark
How old are the koreans right now?
William Scott
The SOG and Autist fleets are going against each other in long range combat. Seems that the SOG wants to avenge Ihrtet.
It's the remnants of what once used to be Manlet Autocracy.
The oldest Empire in the galaxy, 48.404 millennia.
James Kelly
A small rebelion was successful in the East. Get some names ready, I'm not naming any of those Empires yet but the situation there seems more and more unstable by the day. I feel that if The Hwan Empire starts degenerating, it will end up like the SOG.
Gabriel Powell
The Autists are slowly gaining territory over the Chads, but something more interesting and exciting has happened.
Illadam, the SOG battleship just went completely rouge and turned neutral, betraying their past allies and attacking nearby Stars. Seems that will definitely help the Autists a bit in their conquest. Was the crew of the ship secretly autistic?
Nathan Butler
Either i completely forgot about this Empires, or they were just samll countries that never stood a chance against the big ones.
Damn, the chads are losing some terrain Are the furries truly that autisticaly strong?
Leo Nelson
I feel as if I doomed the galaxy by picking the name of the thread edition. Seems that the Manlets have survived for 20 millennia already. They are also the only Empire in the galaxy to have a tentacle ship.
Jack Robinson
Tardrage is the most powerful force in the universe. checked
Christian Reed
Very nice
Hunter Ward
Did I say The Manlets have a tentacle ship? I meant "Shooting practice for the autists" not "tentacle ship", the ship has been sunk and it seems that the rouge Mothership was sunk too.
If user who said that the Rabid is his shipfu is in this thread, then I would like to say that it took part in the battle.
Isaac Green
Lift you bastards! Like your life depends on it! Are they even using it for something?
(double checked)
Logan Parker
What is the loss empire using the Stellar Forcefield for Holla Forums?
Yes, they allowed The Autists to test their missles on it.
Mason Jenkins
To protect themselves from the impending autism nearby
Shit guys, the chads are fighting back, I don't know who will win this one, the Chads have no fleet but they have the SOG allies and more influence while the autists have an autistically good fleet.
Jordan Young
The koreans still haven't taken back the rebel's territory yet?
Asher Barnes
OH SHIT, they're going through the anger stage.
Seems not, but the fleet is nearby so maybe they will eventually.
Tyler Taylor
Damn, that comeback looks good. But wasn't the SOG attacking the chads?
David Martinez
OH SHIT Also, it seems that the Magical Girl Empire is now expanding and has defeated the despair, don't know whether they will defeat the Koreans going in to rape them with their fleet though.
The SOG is allied with the chads.
Jacob Sullivan
Little side question, what does the white lines represent, besides Empires' separation? Because in some cases the lines get thicker or thinner, and in some cases they just dissapear
Benjamin Clark
pumped up kicks intensifies
Asher Butler
SOG may not make it. How's their new battleship?
Colton Gomez
Never paid much attention to them but seeing that they survived so long, maybe we should actually name them. We should do that with their neighbors too. Also, the Hwan fleet is moving away from the Magical girl territory. SOG is still two worlds but doesn't really seem to be dying.
They're all fine, max HP
I actually have no idea to be honest.
Owen Nelson
God damnit, fitfags need more tard-handling divisions.
Colton Peterson
That white blob should be Majestic 12
Samuel Thomas
Derdente:
Kingdom of Zion Light blue (not teal) Capitalist, Reclusive, Defensive
Zachary Collins
(D8)
Brody Nguyen
Any new empire would suffice
Dominic Long
New Empires are named and… well shit. The Loss Empire seems to be eating autists alive. For some reason I feel that this is fitting in a way.
Jaxson Evans
Happy 10 millennia Magical Girl Syndicate! Seems that they survived more than I thought they would.
Luke Jackson
Why do I feel that this is really fucking fitting for some reason?
Robert Nelson
Where's a torrent link?
Asher Thompson
Come Issac MAKES US SWOLE
Jack Gray
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Brody Rivera
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Camden Perez
Seems that autists might have a chance to take the Korean territory.
Dominic Bennett
I think that Successful, the ship that destroyed Ihrtet has been sunk but I can't see because the Empire emblem is blocking my sight. I need to find a way to disable that.
Also that Empire up north is celebrating a 10 millennia birthday too, so I guess it would be only fair to name it as well, although it did nothing for the entirety of it's lifespan.
Matthew Garcia
Nope, the ship is fine.
Ryan Ramirez
Deceptive Liars Confederation Unstable Capitalist Industrial Can you make it green? (D1)
Isaiah Ortiz
Holy shit, almost the entire East of the galaxy is actually allied with each other.
Juan Gutierrez
Autists seem to be cornered while the Loss Empire is being eaten alive by rebels.
Brody Turner
One way or the other, history repeats itself
Henry Miller
How horrifying
Joshua Ross
I like to think they're the Hwan's tributaries.
Adam Clark
Guess who just survived more than their ancestors did.
Nolan Wood
GARMILLAS WILL RISE AGAIN
Cooper Mitchell
How do we call this terrifying new blob, eating away at everything that is currently called… "Fnottox"
What the fuck does "Fnottox" mean?
Jeremiah Jenkins
Not really that nice thou It is like seeing an old worn out soldier try to survive in a era of battles that just arent what he trainned for.
Tyler Davis
Maybe Somehow The Masked Men still live on
Joshua Diaz
If you scramble it around real good you get Foxnott. Could it be a new strain of furfag?
Jayden Martin
I don't know, but leave it, like a alien anomaly among all our autistic Empires. Let's see what it does.
Blake Jackson
Btw, i didn't know you could pick less than 3 Specials. Does picking less gives you an advantage in other way?
Kayden Murphy
Before I continue on, I looked at the ancestors of the Empires and… seems that the SOG are indeed the direct descendants of the GGE.
Camden Hernandez
What is this continuity based on?
Noah Rivera
They truly ARE the Sons of Garmillas, holy shit. Also This is a strange universe indeed
Jackson Bennett
So history is separated by BGS (Before Garmillas Supremacy) and AGS (After Garmillas Supremacy)
Cameron Davis
On the true events from the previous threads as well as family lines that rule countries from what I know.
Jason Thompson
RIP Manlets Also the bizzare ayylmao country seems to be eating up territory very fast. There seemed to be some unimportant family line that ruled the Manlets that has just ended as well.
Isaiah Gray
A misture of autists, fingolians, asians and abortive B^D jokes and fit guys
The rebelian colors are based on what the original people of such place was before some other empire came around conquering the star, i think thats the reason there is Blood Purge status in this game. Speaking of which has that ever happened yet?
Cameron Peterson
doesn't this actually say that they're descendants of Blakemores?
James Reed
Holy shit, I really think that this Empire deserves some name. Seeing that it was born from conflict of three, or even four groups of shitposters should we call it Holla Forums?
No not really.
Hard to tell, wish the tree was a little clearer.
Nicholas Jackson
You better make it red
Evan Ward
What specials should we give it? Unstable is a given
Jack Green
Hatechan Union of shitposters or United Boards of Holla Forums
Leo Butler
I think I will just add the "Unstable" and "Industrial" trait to them.
"We just wanted to play vidya,, look at what you made us do"
Jose Robinson
I guess this calls for an anthem.
Henry Wright
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Luis Allen
The slavs wwere just eaten by some kind of brown country, and it seems that Holla Forums seems to be growing, eating up /fit/, the autists are barely holding out against them using both of their battleships to not let it eat their world.
Leo Russell
We're already the most powerful force in the galaxy and we already have a battleship called Denaligas.
Joseph Garcia
The Koreans are attacking the Holla Forums empire with it's entire fleet. Seems they want to reclaim old territories for themselves.
Jace Roberts
Shit, we shat out a large fleet in fucking seconds.
Eli Sullivan
Jesus, Holla Forums might be the force that brings down the oldest empire in the galaxy.
Logan Long
That is the power of autists on capitalism and ship building industries
Jonathan Harris
WAIT WHAT?
Joshua Parker
The traits are fairly boring. And the interesting GSG-like details are well hidden.
Kevin Cox
Oh joy.
Ryder Stewart
What the fuck is this?
Alexander Clark
Did the sheer amount of autism summon it?
Kevin Parker
IT SPAWNED AT OUR TERRITORY
Robert Hall
Could it be…
Gavin Carter
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Jack Bell
Well that answers the question
Isaac Powell
Fingolians celebrate it's 20th millennia birthday and Hwans are being eaten by a rebellion, but I'm more concerned about the silly named eldritch abomination that is traveling our space.
Brayden Taylor
Well it did just eat a star, but it doesn't seem very dangerous as for now, after all it's only one star.
Adrian Rogers
WHAT DID IT MEAN?
Henry Fisher
Is it the DPRK?
Camden Cook
Shit forgot pic.
Blake Perry
That's how it starts
Henry Bennett
We have destroyed almost entirety of the Hwan fleet by the way, and we're slowly eating up the /fit/ empire. The Majestic 12 are growing in power as well.
We will name everything once the chaos dies down a bit.
Jack Roberts
Come on you eldritch sissy. Do something worthwhile.
Jaxon Moore
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Leo Nelson
Well we know who will win that war.
Kevin Scott
I can barely keep track with all that has happened, the eater of stars chomped on another star, this time doing it faster, /fit/ is fucked, so is Hwan although they haven't been completely destroyed yet, but they will be in a moment. We're basically GGE levels of big now.
James Jenkins
By the way, are stars that the Eater attacks dead forever? The name kind of gives it away, but it would really suck if the galaxy was ruined by it.
Carter Nelson
It cannot end like this.
Oliver Turner
I think it's getting stronger.
Chase White
We've had to endure much, you and I, but soon there will be order again, a new age. Aquinas spoke of the mythical City on the Hill. Soon that city will be a reality, and we will be crowned its kings. Or better than kings. Garmillas.
Josiah Hernandez
also, if I'm reading this right, Holla Forums descends from Hwan. Holla Forums is gooks.
Michael Turner
Doubt it, I think they can be reclaimed.
Asher Hughes
And so, the SOG and /fit/ die as brothers, their empires destroyed by the might of Holla Forums.
Also the Ayylmaos have died out.
Jackson Ramirez
HOLY SHIT Just after celebrating their 10 millennia birthday the Magical Girls have merged with the Majestic 12. Also, /fit/ death message is visible now.
Liam Gray
Rest in peace SOG, let's hope that you will rise once again.
John Garcia
F
Leo Brown
When Holla Forums inevitably collapses I'm sure they'll get another chance. F
Henry Clark
F
Cameron Nguyen
This is to surprise of no one.
Isaiah Watson
heh
Landon Sullivan
Surprisingly Hwans are not dead yet, they still have two worlds.
Landon Lee
I have lived enought to see my sons die twice, it hurt
Austin Thomas
Seeing that Holla Forums is in peace with all countries that surround the Koreans… they might actually survive. Also the Eater of Stars is kind of closing onto an another star. I have no idea what will happen.
Juan Cox
DESPERATE
I think it's time to declare Hwan as the ultimate winner of the Hyper War, who now spend their last days shitposting and fornicating with 2D. They are too old for this universe
Bentley Russell
The magical girls are fighting the eater of the stars, which is really fitting, also Holla Forums has ghosts of old people as their ships and autistic faggots just merget with some unimportant country. The eater of stars seems to be swallowing stars faster and faster, this is actually kind of scary.
That's what they get for merging with the Majestic 12
James Rogers
DESBAIR is not very effecting, and the Loss empire started degenerating. Holla Forums wants to conquer that too, and thanks to DESBAIR, Hwan actually reclaimed some territories, saving the magical girls.
The Hwan have managed to sing a peace deal with Holla Forums, the liars just fuckind deid due to a rebellion, another major rebellion has appeared south, Hwans regain territory and Holla Forums has just allied with a one-star dying country probably to have a casus beli against Hwans.
What are thoses 3 ships with white dots in the south of the 8ch territory?
Logan Phillips
Well… the country that Holla Forums allied is dead, and seems that Liars had Jackie Chan blood in them. I think that Holla Forums has completely eaten up loss as well.
The eater of worlds is somewhat less impressive than its name suggests.
Andrew Richardson
The galaxy is preety big, also it might be the reason for thoses undead ships
Alexander Campbell
I can finally read that tree correctly now. Literally every empire in the galaxy is descended from Garmillas, Blakemores, and Hwan. Meaning everyone in the galaxy is now a Korean.
Magical girls descended from Holla Forums, presumably after undergoing sex reassignment surgery
Jacob Davis
Well it seems that the Koreans managed to merge with the rebellion, saving the anime girls for sure.
Seeing that Holla Forums probably has little chance of expanding much further, should we do something about it, just like we did with the GGE?
Maybe it will survive more than that. Rioting doesn't seem to so much fuck over the Empire economically and technologically as just increasing the chance of rebellion, so it won't be as bad as degenerating, although the Hwan might eat some of our territories.
Seems that those planets he swallowed were actually just parts of a large sacrificial symbol that he was creating to eat this much of galaxy. He then sat at the middle of it and activated it to swallow everything. I think the worlds are still here, it's just that the Empires there were destroyed.
How do you have Fitness Republic at 10 Science levels? Empires ascend as soon as they hit 9.
Daniel Morgan
I actually thought about disabling the rioting state of Holla Forums because I thought the Eater of Stars will change things around enough on it's own.
Shoot it with long range rockets once it has a few more parts. Trust me, it'll be fine.
Aiden Sanchez
I think this was an egg, a dragon has just been killed and reappeared again while losing the dot. Also Holla Forums has been rioting for so long that it naturally went int a degeneration stage.
Do you think it's divided enough to start naming countries? I can simulate a bit further or just start numbering them. Also, Hwan are 70 millennia old already, holy shit.
the purple one Kube empire militant defensive fanatical industrial reclusive
Jaxson Ward
scientific, reclusive, cult
Cooper Evans
I'll add the new Empires in after I come back, which might happen either today or tomorrow. I have a few things to do, but I'll continue the thread once I have the chance.
William James
5 Brotherhood of the feminine dicks F7 Unstable, Fanatical, Reclusive, Militant
I grabbed the volafile and spent the last hour or so messing around in observer mode. Got to watch an Empire conquer the entire galaxy - then delcare all will be ashes and purged the galaxy of all life.
Gavin Brooks
Shit if that is what happens by default we escaped certain death twice by now, first with GGE now with Holla Forums
Lucas Wright
Far as I can tell it only happens if an Empire in blood purge mode conquers the galaxy.
Jackson Carter
OP here, I will start simulation in a moment after I name the countries as I promised. I'm really sorry that I didn't do that yesterday but I had some things to take care of.
Jonathan Jenkins
This is our current map for now, but I'll advise you to get some more countries ready because it's still a very chaotic period right now.
Again I'm sorry for not continuing the thread tomorrow but as for now my schedule got a little busy, so I'm not able to post as often as I would want to.
As this user didn't give me the Specials, the brown region will become the "Heirs of Shadows".
No problem OP, real life is more important but just dont make promises that can become little lies, after all we all had our far share of them in some moment or another
Julian Smith
shit
Josiah Flores
Holla Forums havent fall hard enough for a hard reset like on GGE scenario
I should really organize my time better. As you can see, /x/ has created a wormhole disruptor which it will probably use to bring ghosts and demons into our world, to conquer the entirety of galaxy.
For some reason there is a Magical Girl ship outside the galaxy. I have no idea what it's doing there, at the same time, autists have merged with some unimportant country.
**The game just crashed and I had the game saved before opening the gift. Should I open it again and let the galaxy burn?*
Bentley Walker
I'm saddened that the Brotherhood of Feminine Dicks was erased, but the same time we shouldn't steep to Liberal's levels and try to rewrite history.
Dominic Turner
Did the magical girl frigate survive?
Levi Peterson
Can't argue with those dubs, this is the end for many of the countries… but surprisingly /x/ has survived the apocalypse thanks to their mind control pods.
No, only higher level ships survive from what I see.
I guess I have to show you how much Holla Forums has been able to accomplish. /x/ is now the only country in the galaxy, seems that their knowledge of the paranormal has saved them from being destroyed by the apocalypse.
Making a new empire for when the opportunity arrives.
The Reverse-Trap Federation D8 Slow Starter, Stable, Defensive, Diplomatic
Mason Cooper
And here i was hoping that the original bloodlines would finally die. But how will new empires be created now? As revolutions inside /x/, or a spontaneous political Big Bang?
Henry Miller
Seems that the apocalypse has it's good point too, also the Hwan have survived for 73 millennia, holy shit.
Holy shit, is this a fucking joke? If not for the galaxy I would be using the PC version already. I hate this dogshit emulator.
Bentley Gray
You could end it here and start a new galaxy on the PC version.
Grayson Wilson
I thought about it too, the question is though, do you guys want this?
Thomas Thompson
Which one are you using? As i said in the first part, I think the PC version hasn't been released yet
Nolan Sanchez
I was using the first emulator I found which was BlueStacks Now I regret my decision a lot.
The PC version was already posted in this thread.
Jason Clark
Shit I didn't download the PC version when it was up as I didn't have the time, does any of you guys still have it? If not I'll just continue with the android one.
Isaiah Clark
Well shit, i was about to suggest you use that. Yeah, lets just start again IMO
Blake King
Sure I just have to get PC version again, because I didn't have time to download it when it was up. I know that some of the anons here had it, so I'm hoping for a repost.
I can always also just look for another android emulator.
Zachary Flores
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Nathaniel Brown
Seriously though, is the user who uploaded the game still in the thread?
Jackson Scott
I don't think so. The share link is still there, but the game is not.
Robert Gray
I'll look for an android emulator for the next thread in this case, though I hope that there will be someone else who still has the game and posts it again.
Jeremiah King
I have the archive, i will upload to the vola.
Grayson Mitchell
Thank you very much user.
Josiah Cooper
Please do. The official Steam version comes out tomorrow, it's the same as this one?
Cooper Flores
my upload rate is shit thought, so it says that it will take 10 minutes
