Nintendo Direct: 5PM EST

Dark souls with amibos…

Finally, normalfags will be able to beat it

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

AT ONLY 30FPS

AMIIBO CHECKED OFF,YEAH BABY

The Amibo of Dark Souls.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

DESBAAAIRR :DDDDD

THE FUCK?

NINTENDOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.

Wasn't No more Heroes 3rd person over the shoulder? That was more top down crap

SDPIOFSGUFSUIGDFSUIHGKHDFGKBJDFJBGDFKJGBKFJDGKJODFGOBJDFIJGBDFOUHGOUISDROJGSDFOGSDOIGHIFSDUOGSDOUIDSFGDGD

OH NO,THAT AMIIBO

DARK SOULS WITH AMIIBOS
DARK SOULS
WITH
AMIIBOS

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IT'S THE DARK SOULS OF DARK SOULS

YOU DIED

Fucking hell No more heroes looks shit.

I'm glad I didn't fall for the updated hardware meme

WOWWWWWWW

HAHA PRAISE THE SUN DUDES XD!!!

PRAISE THE SUN IS BEHIND A FUCKING AMIBO!

FUCKING END ME

haha he did the me me

SOLAIRE GESTURE LOCKED BEHIND AMIIBO PAYWALL

FUCKIN
WEW

it's looking pretty shit

It's the Dark Souls of Amiibos.

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I just want someone to hot glue a Solaire Amiibo now

NOT EVERYTHING NEEDS AN AMIIBO YOU JAPANESE KIKES

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NMH looks diappointing.

Hurry up and spend your sheqels for worthless points goy - nintendo

nigger we already have 2 of these on 3ds

Peach, Daisy, and Rosalina look gorgeous as usual

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If they dont announce an adventure mode I'll fucking riot.

STOP REMINDING ME CAMELOT IS DEAD. I JUST WANT SHINING FORCE FUCKING 4

Exactly

the direct is saved

Absolute cancer

That looks cheap as fuck

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STOP

NO MENTION OF POKEMON
NO MENTION OF METROID
NO MENTION OF ANYTHING ANYBODY WANTED EXCEPT MAYBE NMH
This is almost as bad as the last direct when they introduced the Labo.

Didn't they already announce that?

The what? Oh you mean that shitty thing, its all about the Switch now

HP on a fucking tennis game.

We need Mario Strikers to do Rosalina justice.

Did they say you can save anywhere in the nintendo version of dark souls?

We still have thirteen more minutes

Okay but can we look up the princess's skirts
This is vital information

BUT YOU CAN ==BLOCK==

:^3

This is a Nintendo Direct, not a Pokemon Direct

S T O P

oh sick ill pick one up right away long with 5 amiibos

Come the fuck on Nintendo, this ain't the 90s. You can't just slap Mario's name on anything and expect it to sell anymore.

NEWFAG

I was going to complain, butler I forgot that Nintendo is just playing the port everything to switch game.

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wait hold the fuck up, this game looks and plays similiar like sega super star tennis, is the myth about nintendo buying staff from sonic team true?

FUCK

oh shit, they did. I dunno how I missed that.

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Where's the moneyshot button?

looks kinda fun

only available for $5.99 DLC

IT'S THE DARK SOULS OF TENNIS GAMES

This actually is SST, holy shit. GG NINTY

WHY DO THEY HAVE TO KEEP ADDING THIS ANIME SHIT INTO TENNIS? JUST MAKE IT TENNIS. MARIO TENNIS 64 WAS FUN.

There simple rules, now quit crying "f-fucking s-slowmo" fags

SumoDigital is considered Sega?

WAGGLESHIT

It's not a fucking myth at all. CAMELOT was a sega developer before nintendo hired them to do endless mario tennis/golf games.

Now, when are they going to sell Amiibo's with unbreakable tennis rackets?

How does the ultimate shot work in mulitplayer? Does your enemy just have to wait while you pick a spot to fire?

WAGGLESHIT

I've been waiting for a good mario golf/tennis for ages, but I don't know, too many mechanics straight up slow down or stop the flow of the tennis match, the best part of the Mario tennis games

Who cares?

Oh fuck do I get to swing a special extra large tennis racket amibo?

this game may be shit, but that's like something developers NEVER do right, and they're doing it right.

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You're trying way too hard

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ANOTHER FUCKING PORT

ANOTHER WII U PORT
SUGOI, NINTENDO

Mario Odyssey DLC might happen, I hope it doesn't, because mario with DLC is depressing

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WHOAH A WII U PORT

This is a fucking trainwreck

Fuck Captain Toad.

WIIU PORTS, YEEHAW

Tennis shit aside, this is why I generally prefer Japanese games because they actually elaborate more on deeper mechanics outside of a puzzle-context or relying solely on breadth of content for variety. You get a toolset with various means of risk 'n reward to get better at, whereas the singleplayer modes for games like Doom or Quake don't really differentiate between GOOD and EXCELLENT players. Unless you're some kind of speedrunning faggot.

Captain toad monument valley edition

gimme that T R E A S U R E nice port A-FUKCING-GAIN

WHERE ARE THE NEW GAMES?
WHY PORT THE WII U SHOVELWARE?

Probably during E3

I'm just ready for more Peach/Daisy/Rosalina art of them in their tennis outfits

i sleep

ANOTHER FUCKING PORT

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Thank god,my remake/remaster block is filled

NO

NO

Oh fuck

OH FUCK

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Alright I can strike "Wii U ports" off my bingo cards.

Oh god no…

AND IM DONE FUCK OFF NINTENDO

KILL ME

Fucking KILL ME.

fuck

LIKE THE JUST

god no

whoa, undert ail sands

FUCK!

OH NO

GOD DAMNIT

NO

Oh christ, this thread is really done for now.

Well there goes the thread.

undertale finally got his wish to have a nintendo port

YAMEROOOOOOOOOO

GET THE POPE

Undertale is still a thing?

system is saved

FUCK THIS TUMBLRSHIT

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

UNDERMEME

EVERYONE HAS CANCER WAHOO

OH FUCK

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST

FUCK THIS SHIT I AM FUCKING DONE

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"icon"

>CRASH

kek

CRASH CONFIRMED

NOW I'VE LOST IT

I KNOW I CAN KILL

true, despite how shit ultra smash was it gave a resurgence of good fanart

LOL CRASH WAS A TIMED EXCLUSIVE CONFIRMED

CRASH FOR SMASH

Any wishes I ever had to buy a Switch just fucking vanished.
Fuck this.
I quit.

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REMAKES

CRASH BANDISLOOOOOT

GOAT

THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN

ACTUALLY GO FUCK YOURSELF, YOU FUCKING KIKES

DON'T YOU WANNA BUY UNDERTALE ON EVERY SINGLE CONSOLE?! IT EVEN HAS MEMES AND SUGOI JAPANESE DUBS BUY MY FUCKING GAME GOY

Undertale is still relevant?

What's the big deal? You don't have to buy Undertale.

What?

THIS IS NOW A DUBS THREAD

NICE QUADS FRIEND

FUCK YOU
NOT FUCKING UNDERTALE

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PORTS AND REMAKES

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I like undertale,but jesus why that as a port.

Acceptable, but still a port.

With all these remakes and ports Smash may actually be announced here, holy shit

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Is there gonna be anything new, not just a port/remake?

Redditors trying way too hard to fit in by memeing

PORT OVERLOAD

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Top kek

Saga on JP direct. Not sure if it's new or port.

who cares

More Amiibos. Kill me.

HOLY SHIT FUCK OFF WITH THE PORTS

WOW ITS REALLY JUST PORTS

No, Dubsfriend. The Switch is a port receptacle now.

port system
Amiibos being tacked on as well

yay

PORT PORT PORT

w-well at least this is decent

who fucking cares

Wait what?

theme of the direct right here

Im pretty sure its a remaster, Octopath is basically nu-SaGa anyways

ooooh, a version of FBH without that uplay bullshit
neat

Everything must be getting saved for e3, because holy shit. Also still no yoshi game yet

I'll put South Park under "shit western AAA game port"

That's not what I said, you stupid faggot. Kill yourself.

Noice try, but people called it shit tyen too.

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Undertale on the PS4 was, like, a Limited Run games type shit published by hardcore Earthbound nerds.

Any of you know how it's like to have your hopes broken slowly but surely? 'tis a cruel fate.

It had dlc?

SEASON PASS

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when??

Oh look ANOTHER port!

Holy fuck, Nintendo. Just go 3rd party already. This is awful.

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==YET ANOTHER PORT=

BUY IT AGAIN EDITION™

It's just retarded,it should have never left PC

where's metroid tho

Hey guys remember ARMS?

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Looks like it to me you fucking queer

How many Wii U games haven't been ported yet??

Reminder that user needs to have his meal.

I'm really feeling it while watching this shit.

Remember when everyone was mocking the PC for only having ports of console games?

Seems things are different now…

super mario maker

hahaha

you from tumblr?

Smash & Wonderful 101 are the only ones that come to my head

i done told ya

We already knew about this you retarded faggots

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finally something I want I didn't buy a WiiU and I'm glad I didn't

Are you?

This is what happens when you criticize Nintendo for having no third party support
Now Nintendo thinks third party support will sell the Switch automatically

Xenoblade X, Persona, Devils Third, and Fatal Frame

Post that full thing you nigger

Someone give that user a banquet for that comment!

this is literally the only port ill tolerate

pirate the 3ds version

Jesus Christ stop

Looks like it's the end. What a waste of time.

are they saving stuff no one cares about for the end? WELL DONE

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WAHOO WORLD

They've done fine with nogaems, this isn't hurting them in normalfag eyes, at least. i'm fucking mad.

BING BING

I thought only having first party games was a good thing, with ports only being good in a few exceptions.

whaaat??

Xenoblade X will probably be coming after xb2 support ends

RANK SEX

BING BING WAHOO

I told you not to kill all those enemies ur gogna hav a bad time now.

This was a mistake.

wew

I've been triggerfished!!

who fucking cres

Playable octs?

PLAYABLE OCTOLINGS
THE TIMES IS NOW

my ears jesus christ

Octorian class?!

WUB WUB BASS

What the fuck am I watching?

Oh wow, finally playable octolings?

Literally who cares about Splatoon anymore?

I always wanted to be a nigger squid

WUB WUB WUB

This shit is mad gay aight

THEM HIPS

dem hips thou

What the hell is this "cool kids" shit?

The ones who want the porn friend.

DISTORTION INTENSISFIES

I'm counting that octoling as character that'll get r34d

I cannot argue with that ass, even if I don't like Splat.

rule 34 there?

This went on for way too long, and this should have been in the base Splatoon 2 game

Jesus christ those hips

A new campaign? Neat.

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PAIDED

nice paid dlc

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BRAVO

god dammit

HOLY SHIT
NICE

FUCK YOU NINTENDO

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I see what you did there Ninty

FUCK

Jesus christ that fucking ass and hips

Everyone plays Splatoon for the single-player content

HA

Can this count as a Splatfest annoucement?

Porn when?

BRAVOLINO

It's portal.

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here we go.

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o-oh

PAID
PAID
PAID
PAID
PAID
PAID
PAID
PAID
PAID
PAID

DEEP LORE

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Splatoon fags BTFO

I'm okay with paid if its good

Deepest Lore memes.

DEEPEST LORE CONFIRMED

Everyone go spam the fucking Splatoon thread to punish those retards for playing this game

/o\

This is why octos are superior

Disgusting

Fucking christ no.

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PRE-ORDER DLC

THE LORE OF SPLATOON

IT FUCKING HURRRRTTTTSSSS

USD 20.00

remove octofags

Want your octoling waifu. Better pay.

METROID??

Hope you don't mind paying $20 for the expansion plus $20 to pay online, soyim

20 dolaridoos for cosmetics

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ONE MORE THING

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IT'S FUCKING NOTHING

Is this smesh?

Seriously, nobody is going to buy that shit when there's already paid online.

SMASH DICKS

Smash character?

Smash 4?

I literally left, came back, yet still nothing

Octoling? 8? Holla Forums? Concidence?

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That's it. I'm done.

SMASH

Holy shit
20 DOLLARYDOOS

O FUG

MOTHER FUCKER

NANI

SMASH PORT

WHY

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

MOTHER FUCKER ITS BACK

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that scared look

FUCKING
OCTROCIOUS

SMEEEEEESH

Is this a port or a new game?

Fucking calling it right now, new Smash will be a port.

NO FUCK YOU
THIS IS FUCKING BULLSHIT
THIS BETTER BE A NEW 100% NEW SMASH NINTENDO YOU FUCKS

I fucking called it!

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That was boring. What a pointless direct.

Hello, is this the reddit chan sticky that mark told me to come check out?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA

How would you rate this Direct, Holla Forums?

lmao

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What made you even think that?

Wasn't that a different Link model?

SAVED

Nintendo/Hal for this one I think
Looks like a new entry

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Well, now look what you've done.

No matter who won the bingo today, I lost the hardest of all.

Have you bought a Switch yet, gaijin?

dubs/10

ports/10

Octoniggers will pay up

That Link was the BoTW Link, so that makes me think it's a new game unless they had a BoTW costume for Link in the last Smash that I don't know about.

FUCK THIS I JUST WANT TO DIE ALREADY

Yeah it looked like BotW Link.

Some how Mario Tennis was the only thing I was interested in

No one else could get away with an update that's nothing but wii u ports but it's ok when nintendo does it.

IT SAID HAL LABS

SMASH 4 WAS MADE BY BAMCO, NOT HAL

IT'S NEW

DIRECT SAVED

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So, joking aside, Direct review
There were a lot of ports.
Crash is coming so that's cool I guess.
Splatoon 2 update and a fucking DLC campaign, I hope the guys in the general are happy
Smash Bros. what the fuck
Also I feel as though the more I pretend Undertale isn't getting ported the more likely it'll become that the port will just get cancelled, so until further notice, what Undertale Switch port? I don't see an Undertale Switch port anywhere.

PROOF OR GTFO

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GET OUT YOUR BINGO CHARTS

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HORY SHIT

Sora Ltd mainly, with help from bamco

This is Ebaumsworld sir

SMASH SMASH SU-MAAASH

wew their big finale was just a smash. I'm

Oh so implication is that it's NEW Smash?
Neat I guess then. Smash 4 was pretty lame tbh.

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It says "Original game by Nintendo/HAL"

So it's a port or remake.

Smash news will over shadow all this other news

>>>/suicide/

probably a port with a new campaign or some shit

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Struck a nerve Mark?

Octolings getting raped like newbies by smash veterans when? The burning sun and that scared look reminded me of Berserk like someone used the Behelit. If the characters descended like the god hands, the reference might have worked.

Also, a lot of wasted time just for this announcement but what can you expect from Nintendo.

But we're already on redditchan, judging by this thread

Why would I try to redirect someone to a completely different website that isn't a board here using the board syntax? You're fucking stupid.

DON'T REMIND ME

3/10, Nintendo is desperate and should have just waited for e3 to announce Smash. Everything else was worthless.

Holy shit does Tennis look like ass with all those gimmicks.

shiiiiiit

Smash 4 was not Hal Laboratory at all, 64, Melee and Brawl was

2018 release date combined with Nintendo's propensity towards re-releasing Wii U games with more content on the Switch (Mario Kart 8, Pokken, Hyrule Warriors), I'd imagine.

oh.
so it is just a Sm4sh port

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Template, what does she see, Holla Forums? Go wild

Dont do it dude, nintendo fags suck his dick 24/7.

Because there's no way they have Smash 5 done when the gap is 4 years, it was 8 years between brawl and 4 and 7 between melee and brawl. The only shorter dev time was 64 and Melee but Smash 64 came at the end of the N64s lifespan, there's a very big chance this is only a port.

S-stop.

PORT PORT PORT PORT
decent dlc but its paid Reeeeee
amiibos and ports
ESPORTS
man I am glad I didn't get a switch but man Those thicc hips are tempting

I don't know why i am crying. Send help.

Oh no, I just fucking realized
JAPAN TIME 3 IS HERE
Goddammit Holla Forums is going to be filled to the fucking brim with fake leaks now isn't it

>>>/reddit/

not good at edits but someone make a soycuck nintendo fan as the reflection

This Smash literally just got announced. Expect a long list of other newcomers to follow and a full trailer at E3

You act like Smash is hard to make. Sakurai isn't involved in this one so he won't drag the project down this time.

Probably loss.jpg

I know why you're crying, user.
We're all with you.

Reminds me of the Swapnote/doodle days
:^(

What else did Nintendo of Japan show that we gaijins didn't get to see?

Asriel in Sma5h when

Hal didn't make Smash 4. Though if anything it is probably just referencing the fact Hal probably owns part of the copyright of the Smash series.

He isn't? Well I hope your right because that gives me some hope that it'll actually have a good single player and not be as shit as 4's single player content.

[citation needed]

They better not fuck up the new FE game by putting Nami Komoru in charge.

Switch: Everything is old shit, ports or more of the same. Liked No More Heroes but no sexy girls so skip. Also no ecchi games borefest direct overall.

It was more then i expected but i'm still disappointed.

At this point, I'm fucking done. I can't care about their franchises anymore, I'd rather see new IPs but we all know they're gonna shove them down our goddamn throats like Splatoon. WarioWare, Luigi's Mansion, and Dillon feel like they could've been better off the Switch, while good games like Dark Souls and Crash get shit into memes. At least I can hope Travis Strikes Back is decent. But there's still no chance in hell I'm buying a Switch and this direct if anything worsened it.

soyboys will find a way to defend this

The switch is already huge and it is getting nothing but ports and remakes. I'm sure the normalfags are happy about this. I bet it's gonna pass ps4 sales in the next 2-3 years.

The first paid dlc for splatoon really isn't that bad it will probably be worth the cash and to be frank i think we have been lucky to have gotten so much excellent free content for both splatoon 1 and 2 so far, not that the kiking doesn't sting.

+Mario Tennis meets Jojo's bizarre adventure looks fucking good
+ Nintendo cucks sony and steals crash
+ Octopath Traveler
+ Octo Expansion splatoon 2 content
+ FUCKING SMASH BROS FOR THE SWITCH SAVED
+ BiS remake

Good Direct.

NO SWITCH POKEMON NEWS
NO METROID NEWS
NO SMT NEWS

If it were a new Smash, the shit choices of DLC and third-party spam are more than enough to prove that Sakurai, and likely nobody at Nintendo has the slightest interest in including any further Nintendo franchises that are dead and not nostalgic towards them.

wow the only thing that was midly interesting was the dark souls remaster, but it doesn't even look better with new graphics or ported to the dark souls 3 engine, HOLY FUCK I HATE FROMSOFT FOR MILKING SOULS AND SOULSLIKE GAMES AND FUCK THEM FOR NOT DOING ARMORED CORE 6 HOLY SHIT I HATE CHINKS SO MUCH FUCK

archive.fo/yocMi

I'll say this once again.
No matter who won the bingo today, I lost the hardest of all.

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5/5 breddy gud

4/10 at best

I'm not buying a switch until they release an upgraded version of it. So this direct didn't change anything for me.

R E T A R D
E
T
A
R
D

see! they're already doing it

Brilliant!

But Gaijin, if we make good Single-Player content people will post videos of it online! And that means it's no longer a reward for the player! I will never not be mad that Sakurai used this defense to not make another Subspace

BITES ZA DUSTO

My own

nonon

BITES ZA DUSTO

Wonderful 101 Port when

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NANI????????!

I know this is bait but fucking hell

It's activations and the remake is terrible, I actually wish the miiverse was still around so we could witness the rage that this shitheap of a remake induces.

Because all of your hopes have finally left you.

Basically this.

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Checked. Whenever they do Wonderful 102 and just sell both together like they are doing with bayonetta

You just need a little DETERMINATION so you can have your HOPES ASND DREAMS

I think this could be an all new Smash, even with the 2018 release date. they probably started development on 5mash immediately after finishing Sm4sh DLC, so it could happen

She is good then. Better than shitty characters from old games.

Pls stop,undertale was good but the reason nobody likes it or even wants to be associated with it is because of niggers like you

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Can't wait until souls faggots are lying about buying amiibo

It's most likely a remaster with all the DLC and some more costumes. I wouldn't be surprised if they came out with even more DLC.

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Then it's just PURE COINCIDENCE that every game she's worked on turned to shit, and the one game that was decent was made while she was busy fucking up a fan game?

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Oh good its 'why isn't every Nintendo Direct full og massive earth shattering announcements' time.
Can't we just talk about how they are fucking up No More Heroes.

Are you retarded?

i mean i'm all for it, since I haven't played the first game anyway, I've always wanted to but don't own a WiiU

No More Heroes still look and if it were fucked up it'd be grashoppers fault

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This gave me even more reason to hate Splatoon and the over abundance of Reddit autists that keeping shoving it down my goddamn throat. It's gotten to the point I can't look at the Inklings without thinking about squid girl waifufags and proceeding to overwhelm myself with mental rage. Please send help.
I just wanted good characters in Smash Bros, but now it looks like I'm done with that too

Of COURSE it’s a port of 4, dipshits. You’ll take 20 Fire Emblem characters and you’ll like it.

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THIS
This is the greatest evidence we have that this shit will not be a new game. It's going to be a fucking port.

Suda is a shitposter and supposedly hated developing for the Wii, which explains why this isn't NMH3 just a retarded minigame collection.

so i guess i'm going to need a job

I didn't catch that unintentional pun, now I hate myself until the end of time.

Shop a burning cross and turn the characters standing there into Klansmen.

wait you didn't know that there were general splatton threads all of the time filled with redditors?

Doesn't "original game © 2018 Nintendo"

Imply it's going to be new?

or not, as this is just a port of the WiiU game. Then again, how many Smash Bros. games can you have before they become repetitive?

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One of the main reasons why I didn't want a smash is that Smash always got one new release each console. It's unprecedented for Smash to get multiple releases on one console. If the Switch get's a Smash 4 port then I don't know if it will get a Smash 5, or it will come much later down the line. It's been, what 4 years? Might as well make Smash 5 instead of a port.

There was that tweet from Kamiya that showed him and 2 others as Wonderful 101 characters playing with a Switch. Don't have it on me, but it gets posted around here from time to time

What does "original game" imply then? Could have just used regular copyright if it was just to show who owned the rights.

not defending smash, but your logic can be applied to any game with sequels

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no. "Original Game" means that it is a port, remember that the Original Game copyright was used on Sonic Adventure 2 Battle to reference the copyright for SA2.

I did. That's why I fucking hate Splatoon and now they've made Smash Bros irredeemable as if it hasn't become already.

Literally 2

I did my best.

Here's a better template

Legal pretext - nothing more. They can port it with all of the DLC thus far included and maybe add a few costumes and get away with calling it original.

This is the most hyped I have been for ports. I'm hyped to play Banjo and Okami on the go.

You poor, poor fool

IT'S RUINED

The HAL lends some respectable possibility but i just don't think it's gonna be anything other than a port with some more shit. It'll be "game of the year" edition with all dlc like they do with damn near every other fighting game.

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So what did I miss?

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It was like best thing coming from this shit direct.

Fuck off cuck chan

Should have done Melee instead. Now you'll just have an angry crowd unless its their plan and they'll show Smash 5 at e3

bretty gud to me user

I forgot how autistic Smash discussion can be, this is going to be a fun year.

Undertale
Dark Souls Amiibo
Octolings in tight leather
Super Smash Bros 5

Super Smash Bros. for Wii U for Nintendo Switch

ports, ports, ports, "remakes", ports, splatoon, and now a reason to never get a switch.

So nothing much

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SNEK

There had to be at least one new Switch game in there, right?
Right?

Crash was surprising

No More Heroes?

WarioWare's art looked absolutely terrible.

yeah dude kingdom come deliverance is getting a switch port

Unless you count the Splatoon 2 DLC campaign as a whole different game (I seriously hope you don't), nothing in there was shown that we didn't already know about.

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I don't like NMH being top down tbh.

Surprisingly I looked at jewtube and it was announced before.

Fuck, I did that.

i feel like i'm in 9th grade again

oh, so maybe at E3 they'll announce that then

I had some hope left despite the slew of Fire Emblem anime faggotry. To be honest, all I really want is Wario with a Wario Land moveset. Seems there's no respect left for classics or older characters. Instead they want to focus on contemporary shit like Splatoon. It's whole fucking style is based on being contemporary with "fresh" and whatnot
>tfw no Banjo-Kazooie

Don't remind me.

Thanks. Yours is much higher quality and smaller size but i like the cuts the mine has, takes out all the filler. Saving anyways.

At least we have 6 great Wario Land games to remember the good times. Even the low points of the franchise were easily better than 90 percent of the competition

Warlocks Punched too hard kid? :^)

The whole Wario Land games are long dead and all that is left is it's empty hollow corpse with mini games galore.

What does it matter? Treehouse is going to butcher the ✡translation✡ in the first place.

Bomberman would be ace
Because he'd be right at home in a party game

I see you posting in the Fourchan thread

But I didn't, user.
>cuckchan is now stealing my fucking jokes
i hate this

Man I love the Switch, it's a real port machine!

Honestly with as fucking awful and otaku pandering FE has gotten I want to see Ike and Marth chomp into jelly donuts and play american football. Please, please localize it to hell.

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Well fuck, guess I better deliver.

Delet this

you monster

i threw up in my mouth a little just now

I was originally going to say it was an upgrade, but didn't for exactly the reasons you stated.

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Hurry up fellow redditors, report anyone posting the racist soyjack memes. There's less than 6 million of us on Holla Forums, we are special snowflakes which should get offended by any means.

That's what ruined Smash Bros. honestly. Edgelords and tryhards don't treat it as a party game anymore. It was fun when it was classic Nintendo characters, but the over abundance of clones and contemporary faggotry ruined it for me. It's just a clusterfuck now. That and no one is bothering to be faithful or include worthwhile timeless stages and ideas.

You made my evening marginally worse.

Leave.

Why are you being a faggot?

what is that kanji? I know いthough
i'm still learning. I don't even have all my hiragana or katakana down honestly

I hope you get raped by a pack of niggers

遅い
But don't even bother.

Probably just means "Die", if I were to guess

Knowing my Jojo maymays, it's probably SHI-NE

Would it be worse if he went there and posted their memes here?

Plenty of other niggers do that already.
maybe he's one of them.

When are you going to make your thread?

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Mods seem to be okay with it, so they're staying.

Here's another template. With a radial gradient cut out of the pupil.

Also, this Direct was literally fucking nothing yet again and these fucking things keep getting shilled here.

ah i see now, thanks for posting it in text for me user.
just like my learning of japanese

no no that second character is い, which is "i", making the long e sound. That kanji is pronounced "oso", and when combined with that hiragana letter is 遅い or "osoi", meaning "too slow" or "too late"

Correct me if I'm wrong, I was using RomajiDesu

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Sigurd and Arvis were awesome, FLOG YOU

0/10

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These are great, keep them coming

Not anymore
archive.is/fKqPA

Pyra is awful Nia best girl

So make better ones, user

While I hoping someone would eventually make an image of the Inkling getting a cataract, your template has unintentionally fulfilled it. Congrats user.

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I don't own a Switch and have never been in a Xenoblade thread, I just saw it scrolling the front page

Half of this webm is cuckchan OC.

No, it's ruined forever

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Prove it

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Thanks doc.

Nice counter argument faggot.

Why would you save screencaps as jpgs?

Okay, clearly I missed when people were talking about it, but I wasn't the only one who caught that Furi reference in Travis Strikes Again, right?

Because they actually display the full res image and not a thumbnail

The whole thing has an assload of indie game references so it wouldn't surprise me

nintendo has been dead to me since they ruined pokemon and paper mario

What's the deal with pokeyman?

Is that a reference? Seemed more to me like they're just using a Furi-esque combat/camera system.
Wouldn't surprise if Furi was in though, Hotline Miami has already been confirmed hasn't it?

The seven main games are direct homages to existing games, and dozens of other indies will get cameos in the form of clothing.

I'm looking at the stage itself, the design of it looks like something right out of the fight against The Burst or The Strap.

Put our greatest ally in her eye next!

Sucks for you guys, great for everyone else

quints confirm

Please let this be bait.

HE

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