Could a Game Crash ever Happen Again?

Maybe I'm playing the game wrong. I dunno. I'd like to think I'm a pioneer in my field.

Usually in my quickplay sessions I start Every match with a complimenting phrase, then in the match chat I cause a shitstorn by saying ana is hotter than mercy old or young

I've never seen any super safe space areas in this game and I've been playing 3 months now

but where does Pharah stand in this ranking :^)

It's like the old days when you would play medic in TF2 and intentionally refuse to heal people so they fucking scream at you. Only in this case you can now get the player banned for screaming at you. I expect minge griefing to rise soon.

Looks like I'm not the only person who does this. The guy in the video wasn't subtle enough though & actually got banned for being nice, which I've ever seen happen.

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Song source?

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And that's why I'll listen to the full song before asking. Knew it sounded familiar.

You hit the nail in the head OP
These teenagers and children are being so coddled in their safe space they'll cry absolute bitch tears whem someone actually manages to circumvent the system.

You scared me there for a minute

excellent taste

Just so I understand: the article in the OP is whining about people being passive aggressive?

watch

It's basically the slippery slope in action. By giving in to retards that demanded safe spaces, it gets to the point where EVERYTHING is somehow aggressive even if it's not.

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This is modern multiplayer garbage today.

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i'm a massive fucking degenerate and need to be gassed to death

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So if the problem is that you cannot handle neither critisism nor praise, why don't you just mute the voice chat?
Or go to a psychiatrist, this is obviously some autism grade social phobia

I think even the text chat would be enough to trigger the fucked

How do these people even operate in real life?

That's not that ba-
Nevermind, to the chamber with you.

These aren't human beings.

you're a fucking retard

i know

In the case of Nathan Grayson it involves alcoholism and sucking up to 3/10 "geek gurls" for sex.

We can only hope

Now why do people take these faggots claims of harassment seriously again?

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At this point I'm surprised they even still allow text /voice chat and not just have the players communicate exclusively through pre-recorded voice barks accessible through a menu like in Resident Evil Outbreak, but faggier.

Also since we're talking about griefing Overfags, any drawfriends with a Tumblr account can get some jollies easily by drawing fanart shipping Tracer with any male character. (the Scout from TF2 has some great reactions too and you get extra plausible deniability if people think you're doing it on purpose since "lol they both run fast and are really annoying XDD") Sit back and watch the hate messages roll in from asshurt faggots complaining about "gay erasure."

I have a feeling that this chat ban will drive away the "hardcore" read: players who make bantz with everyone else players and leave the casuals who are triggered by people breathing in their direction.

Hahahahahaha

Never buy anything from Blizzard, as a start. And never pay for anything from Blizzard while at it.

Why even let those failures live?
Kill them all.

his bantz game is weak. didn't even get a reaction from anyone.

Yeah, but it's the only overwatch video I have.

Depending on how things go down tomorrow, we may have one this very year.

Your entire companies an autistic pussy nigger when ur carrys getting banned telling you how yo play and win in a game with a mute function. Literal systemic/institutionalised psychosis. And the autistic retarded shits being pandered to by the walking DSMs of dystopia.

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explain

there will never be a crash because faggots like you will always support corruption

mutually assured destruction

You mean this?

Read the replies:

what does that change
why would this cause a crash

For one, as some anons described, "violent" video games would be treated with the same level of scrutiny as porn.

Welp

Is he using "toxic" ironically?
Fucking hate that word when it's used in place of AIDS or cancer.

I don't get it?

I must be a brainlet here, because I'm not sure how Trump saying "muh vidya violence" would cause that.

I'm over 18, what does this mean for me? why should I care if teens are more restricted from buying games?
If guns are banned from western games, why would that be a bad thing? It means devs would have to make games with more swords. Games with swords tend to be better than games with guns anyway.
I can still go out and buy a gun, without a permit even.

There was barely even a game crash to begin with. the 1984 Video game crash was greatly overstated and only effected North America and only effected the home console market which was tiny as fuck back then. The video game crash is a meme

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This could be a build up into a series of articles on how they are a reformed toxic gamer.

Not to mention, it only lasted until the release of the NES.

Go to hell

Oldfag here, let me tell you of the woe that was the storied Video Game Crash of the early eighties. For a whopping couple of months a few companies that were pushing out shovelware, not unlike Nintendo and the wii, paid for their greed. Consumers went about their gaming without noticing a crash as it did not effect them personally, unless they wanted to buy shitty games for really cheap now in the first bargain bins for video games. Of course, serious gamers, which did exist at the time, still went to the arcades and put in quarters all the way up to the NES being brought over and taking up all the consumers time and money as quality pipelines reopened. No one cared then, stop making seem like it was a big deal for anyone other than a coked out stock holders who didn't see the writing on the wall.

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Bigger people than Grayson got their career destroyed. He doesn't have Mossad assassins at his beck and call like Harvey Weinstein.

I posted OC of mine to show off (if you weren't illiterate, you would know the image called the poster a catgirl, specifically Cat Alunya), but the point was to show that he was a demoralizing shill, you shill.

The cat needs to be gassed, not fucked.

Demoralizing how?

I don't get it, why did they make their mascot a catgirl? Aren't capitalists referred to as 'fat cats'? Doesn't that go against their beliefs?

Read it, illiterate.

Kek, I don't know. But it works in that it shows others their degeneracy.
Also, her name is "Cat Alunya", aka "Catalonia". Spanish Civil War.

You fucking degenerate.

I don't see how it does.

Here's the fucking archive, niggers.

archive.fo/Z5dnd

Read this

With digits like those, I would say so.
Anyway, his post reads like he's trying to kill any motivation to help fuel the slowly burning industry. "It's nothing goy, forget about it!"

Like pottery.

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The SJWs know sex sells. How do you think they got feminism into the video game industry? Get some decent looking girls who are clean and bait the "beta males" to become their servants.

The SJWs know how to weaponize sexuality, despite being against it. All part of the big lie to benefit their own agendas.

Harvey was a sacrificial lamb, for when things got too hot for the pedos, and the world had to be distracted. He was set up to fall a long time ago. Did you think the fappening was a collection of phones? how would anyone reasonably get into that many different phones?

Did he get the sloppy seconds or thirds?
Or was he perhaps all the way at the back of the line.

Are we not talking about Holla Forums making their board mascot a catgirl anymore? I don't know what you're talking about. Making it a catgirl shows stupidity, but how does it show degeneracy?

What a piece of garbage. I'm referring to both the author and the article in that regard. It's painful how far journalism has fallen.

This small shit is all personal, is what i mean. it's mutually assured destruction socially. Not by any means the same as the political moves. Anyone who has an interest in taking down a small fish like greyson is likely certain that greyson or his "friends" has dirt on them. they might, but probably not. in those circles, everyone is afraid of their "friends".

i for one live for the day klepeck finally gets fucked

Video game journalism was a mistake.

Fun fact: At a local college, their journalism department has a big poster that says "Don't Let The Truth Get In The Way Of A Good Story."

It pretty much shows what they're teaching these fucking cunts these days.

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How does it show stupidity? She's a board-tan. It makes sense
It's degenerate because why would you create a female anime girl to represent your politics board? At least with /christian/ which is a rotten corpse of a board now their mascot Christina or Christ-chan if you want was pre-made so it made sense to go with something people recognized. Cat Alunya, an anime catgirl, was made for Holla Forums. Alunya is an independent fishy and is not someone I would want to stick my dick in; "he who buggers fire burns his penis". Also, she may or may not be a lesbian. Compare this to Christina, who is an innocent motherly figure, and Uncle Holla Forums, who is a bit of a paranoid nutter but is manly and strong.

At the most that would just mean restrictions on sales to underage retards, which would be a good thing. It would probably take a nice chunk of sales away from the AAA publishers when 5th graders can't play cowadooty but that's about it.

Oh fuck I never thought about it like that. We need to organise something, just get as many people who actually bought this piece of shit together and just go into games and play kind of badly. Not badly enough that people notice you're being a shitter on purpose, just badly enough that they begin to flame. It'd be hilarious.

End of the world should be coming soon, Goofy. Let's just sit back and enjoy the world burning around us.

Embrace the chaos my friend. Embrace the chaos.

He was somewhere toward the back of the two greyhound busses.

I'm sure they've parked a third one in their in the course of the last 4 years.

Like I said here the cat bitch is a petite catgirl, because they are using sexuality to try to bring people in their little communist cult. They know sex sells, so they weaponized sexuality.

Although what you pointed out shows the flaw in that. You say you don't want to stick your dick in her and she or may or may not be a lesbian, or is at least bi. Combined with her being an independent fishy, along with her representing extreme leftist agendas means the cat bitch is a THOT.

Pounding the commie cat's pussy into a cum drooling hole is the ultimate victory against commies.

That and she's kind of cute, for a commie.

She is kind of cute, but she's also crazy.

Yep. Interesting that Holla Forums tends to make fun of virginity, for whatever reason.

thankfully, Japan has laid the groundwork for this

She can't be crazy anymore if you mind break her with capitalist dick.

Enjoy your AIDS. You're falling into the leftist's trap. "Ha this proves all men are rapists!" The ultimate way to piss off the commies and defeat them is to convert them. Turn them into happy, traditional, Christian conservative house wives.

One of the best Holla Forums ideas in years.

Name a commie that isn't mentally unstable.

Noice.

Good night Holla Forums

Sweet dreams

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This is a new level of fucking degeneracy. These niggers need to be shot.

Gotta agree

Trump will ban video games and stop this cancer for 8 years.

I've heard the joke, "I'd never belong to any club that would accept me as a member." Can't wait for the day when you hear a Blizzard employee on Twitter say, "If you're the kind of person who would buy a Blizzard game, you're not the kind of person we want in our community".

Which sounds absurd, yeah, but we're living in an age of absurdity already - and with how greedily these companies are going after the casual and "untapped" markets - I could see it actually happening. Gamers play Blizzard games, after all, and we've already been told that gamers are dead and they don't need to be your customers.

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You're late by like 3 years.

Overwatch has emotes which are similar, but people have gotten banned for using those too.

Blizzard has devised a new business model. Why bother trying to attract new costumers when you can ban your old ones and make them buy your game all over again?

Limitations bring creative subversion.

Is posting screencaps from 4chan considered okay here? I've been scared to post mine.

Maybe you should grow a thicker skin and take responsibility when you do a perfect center to the enemy team or miss an easy save.

>Is posting screencaps from 4chan considered okay here?
Saved that image when some user posted it here, didn't even realize it was a 4chan screencap.
I wouldn't recommend posting 4chan screencaps, they have their memes and we have ours.

You mean like Heartstone?
Wjere using "well played" too often is against the etiquette?
archive.is/D6cai

Tough I don't know if they ban users for it, but it doesn't matter what kind of system gets implemented, someone will always get triggered by someone else.

Hence why you keep leftists out of your community.

Must be a cohencidence, nothing fishy here goy.

Stop watching porn and your mind will heal itself.

retard

Ha ha ha dating robots that silly
Robots became more appeal than real women….
I have no idea why I am bothering with college…. especially that I am almost 30…. it too late and I’m too old… it all pointless.

I thought those arcade machines gotten pulled because someone gotten injured by trying to have sex with one?

I wish Five Guys was open right now but its like 6am

That's a /nofap/ myth.
I do agree with you otherwise.

And you prefer the other alternative, with gigafaggots roping through alt-tabbing or spamming well played and wow emotes like it's going out of style?

With that said, fuck Hearthstone as a whole; the dev team and the fanbase is some of the shittiest I've seen in years

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Catgirls fucking suck in general anyway, fishgirls are for the real kings.

Bestiality is for the inferior wankers.

You are no real man.

Fuck off back to the ocean before I call the japs on you.

what are you, gay?

Imagine this:
the AAA devs would have goddamn heart attacks and bleed money like a gut fish.

WOW
Bonus points
>sage get dubs

Bought the game soon after launch to play with my cousin. Both of us enjoy being dicks, insulting and baiting people but I've never gotten any kind of note or warning for my behaviour. Maybe if I started using words like nigger or faggot.

You'll never know the joys of riding in the gar-driven carriage through the waterways, or the wonders of the pearl-crusted city deep below.

No such thing. Fuck off. Even mermaids suck.

Oh yeah ? You will never know the wonders of not being a bitch.
MP4 related

The best way would be dedicated server where the community polices itself if needed.
I don't give a crap about micspammers or niggerfaggots as long as I can mute them unless I shit back for whatever goddamn reason.

They'd change theoir games, reduce the violance or wahtever. They activley cut themselves in order t osell to their biggest base. You already see it when blood or nudity gets changed or removed, if a game runs close to getting a M or AO rating, since stores will not sell it.

YOU TAKE THAT BACK
NOW!

Except it is, just wait until next month

get a load of this gay

What are you going to do ? Sick the deep ones on me ? We have ships, just for those.

No you cuckchan reject.
Because braindead nigger cattle like your buddies will just buy another copy if they get banned.

Meanwhile, in reality.

Isn't the catgirl meant to be the BO's completely delusional self-insert?

which one?

Friendly reminder that feminists want to fuck Fish
breitbart.com/big-hollywood/2018/03/06/shape-of-water-themed-dildo-sales-skyrocket-following-oscars-success/

YOU WILL DIE THIS DAY, BY GOD! MAY MERCURY POISON YOUR BLOODSTREAM AND PARASITES DEVOUR YOUR TONGUE! THE TIME OF MAMMALIA IS OVER, THE AGE OF THE TERRESTRIAL IS DONE, FINISHED! FUCKING DIRT SQUATTERS LIKE YOU WON'T SURVIVE THE FLOOD! YOUR EYES WILL BE DEVOURED BY MOLLUSKS! YOUR FACE WILL BE BURROWED THROUGH BY THE WORMS!

Never trust Mexicans, they must be devoured by the ocean tide.

Holy shit I want to play overwatch now.

I'm not that surprised.

He basically made a version of Creature from the black lagoon, but gave the monster a literal happy ending.

The one where you are our ancestors, except so underevolved, that you are lower than niggers.

How do you feel about this, lower evolutionary lifeform ?

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Author is a really insecure bitchboy.

Yes. It is.

Meh.
There are dildos in all possible shapes.
It doesn't mean anything.

I don't even know what to think.

Now no one can complain if i want to use my wheel and peddles to play

WTF I may actually get OverWatch now to just so this!
Any tips to really piss players off.

They don't have any actual beliefs, stop listening to them.
It's not that they want to stop all sexuality, it's that they want to stop other people's sexuality so their own has more market value.
The dumbest thing you can do is believe a woman actually believes something she says she believes. Think a little deeper and you'll find what she actually wants.

No. Vidya is a thriving industry with strong user turnover. Control of the industry is spread out and there are companies that can fill the gap should any of them go bankrupt.

games journos finally spent enough time playing games to realize the value of banter in a competitive setting. there's nothing more rage inducing than trying hard to win, losing and then hearing some dipshit compliment you. it's patronizing as fuck.

that's hilarious

NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER Hi! NIGGER NIGGER

Bait?

We have passed critical mass, at this point if vidia crashed which would only happen if sales of all media tanked it would be the big studios that lived.
The only possible good that could come of it is they might stop spending hundreds of millions on AAA trash and start taking more risks again.

Reported for viral marketing.

I can't justify giving money to blizavision for trash but that does sound like compensation for those that already own it.

Junji Ito should do vanilla hentai

How fucking insecure and pathetic do you have to be to get upset about people being NICE to you in a video game?

Stream sniping is watching someones stream and using that to your advantage. It's like an advanced version of screen peeking.

You don't have to ask that question. You don't even have to imagine it. He himself described how much of a fucking loser he is already.

Will game devs ever realize that player-run servers at the solution to "toxicity"?

But then piracy is possible and you can't make DLC mandatory to continue MP. You will never make it at big studio with that blatant disregard for the investors.

No goy, everywhere needs to be inclusive and diverse!

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oh you stupid motherfucker. Valve was the end of you.

Streamsniping is when you go after the streamer to make their painties color brown and cry a lot when you kill them, pubg made a rule that if you streamsnipe people it willl get you banned

They want to eliminate greifing entirely, but it's an impossible task

Yes sir Mr Noseberg. I'm very sorry. Please take the value of your time out of my next paycheck and I'll make sure to watch an extra BLACKED scene tonight.

And dont forget the 6 trillion

why do commies hate fun?

Killing in game some popular (((streamer))) on Twitch.
They are worst kind of holy cow in multiplayer games.
Yes, >she said so. As Holla Forums BO

the sheer absurdity of having a derogatory term for being competent at a game

That's why player run servers usually have mods who can kick people. Talking shit with other shit talkers is lots of fun. It's how I spent high school.

The harder they push against it the more fun it gets.
Fuck, I play it during every free weekend just to report names that are against their rules. It's fun to think I ruined somebody's day.

Of course sir. I could never forget the 6 gorillion.

That's just punishment for broadcasting your view of the game to everyone. Besides how do you prove such a thing?

Didn't stop historic multiplayer games from doing well. Besides there's plenty of FOSS ones with open servers, and even hacked together proprietary ones such as for Dark Souls multiplayer.

Funny thing is they're entirely at fault for the sexual revolution, crashing that marketplace with a flood of cheap pussy.

What? It's not derogatory, it's just a term you use for someone performing well and/or making up for your (bad) play that game.

Kids movies make the most money, kid-oriented YouTube channels are the most successful, and you think somehow games won't just go to catering to kids?

You don't.
Streamer bitches, you get banned. That simple.

Like the other user said, the streamer just bitches about it. Streamers are the worst when it comes to competitive games there's only one streamer I like and he streams vrchat

jfc it's like a robot writing about his attempt at communicating with the normalfags

And people still play this. Amazing.

To clarify, the creator of the game was asked this very question during an interview and he did say there are some "systems in place to check if it's a valid report" or some shit like that but he didn't get specific at all and it all sounds like horseshit to be honest. I don't remember the exact timestamp. It's H3H3 cancer so view at your own discretion. The funny thing is that even the comment section that usually supports what he does all the time bitched at PUBG's creator relentlessly and recommended another game instead.

That or it's being particularly invasive at watching your Internet traffic or something. Neither is excusable, if people are gonna show off what they're doing to the world they have no expectation of privacy.

its okay if they're pre-GG screencaps

Agreed.
I think you're fine if you hide your PUBG's player ID from the stream or something?

I shamefully raise my hand, in the hopes I can actually get some value out of the money I wasted.. I originally bought it because normalfag friends.inb4 >friends

I'd join in too, I bought it when it came out because of the same reason
they didn't even play with me for more than two fucking hours

I have people in my life trying to make me get it and I refuse.

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Good on you user. Stay strong, it really is that bad of a game. The only fun to be had is with shitter characters like bomb-spam man and turret guy.

I got a little bit more playtime out of it, but like the average normalfag their short attention span soon drove them to other games. You want to try 's suggestion? I'd have to install cattle.net but it'd be good for some laughs.

I'd be up for it, I'd have to reinstall the trash though

I know it's bad. I play on free weekends to grief. I just refuse to give them money. I play the cowboy because I like westerns and he's okay if you can son from playing shooters that actually take skill. I hate how matchup dependant the game seems to be. It's not who's better it's whose team was willing to pick the good characters.

Yeah. Those two I mentioned I always played noskill kills for salt mining, and the bomb man you can literally just hide, click LMB and get kills, also for salt mining. I aughta try the cowboy.

The demon script is being transcribed to my computer currently.
SgtBlueBerry#1112 add me I guess Funnily enough, if we have 3-4 people, we can all just report the same guy and very likely roll out bans like nothing.

do it
Hesus87, I'm not a mexican

Is 87 attached to the name or is it the #_ _ _ _ that comes after it on your 'friends' list? Blazzard likes to assign serial numbers to their drones, remember. Like for example my user is just SgtBlueBerry but unless you type the #1112 after it you can't add them. Also I have stuff to do today, but probably this evening (in about 7 hours) I'd be down for salt mining.

Make sure you salt mining champions record it all to upload it here afterwards.

Got any free screen capture programs that aren't anus?

>>>/suicide/

Piece of shit blizzard can't code for shit apparently, It wont send you an invite. My name is Hesus87#2753

I don't have anything to record it, I could nvidia's ansel or what ever it's called but I'll be honest with you I usually refrain from annoying people so I doubt it'd even be funny to watch, we'll see what happens I guess

obs is perfectly fine

Getting an error too, what trash.net server are you on? americas
?I think their service might be down? I can't log in via browser even though I have the client open.

I'm currently connected to Europe trying to get in the American servers but apparently selecting americas and then relogging doesn't put you in the server.
Fucking hate this app

They know your plans and are going to Shut It Down™.

No idea man, sorry.
Some user suggested OBS.
You could also try a pirated version of FRAPS
torrentz2.eu/d52ef0a098cd38aaf008d8b644966d8e35610739

Went ahead and downloaded OBS.

Oy vey!

I managed to send a request to someone with 1122 rather than 1112. is that you?

Nope. I can't even log into the service right now to try the Europe server.

Nice, fucking blizzard. Give it an hour maybe it'll fix itself. I can't even log on on the browser as well. Works fine in app though.

Yeah I can't even app atm. Will give it a while.

Apparently the entire thing is dead for now, people were complaining about server outages, today, the 5th, the third and the second of this month.
Nice servers.

isn't that the contrary of a feminist, girls that cry for everything and never shut up but don't accomplish shit?

Gotta line those pockets, right fellow rabbi? Webm fresh off the press

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Are we talking Sumerian Dagon or Lovecraft Dagon here?

The only happy gamer is a dead gamer. They belong in the trash like a Mad Catz controller.

I really understand faggots like this. I'm nervous too in any remotely competitive online games, and that's why (+ sucking at games) I stopped playing them completely and only play single-player games now. It's not ""anxiety"" because it's not some fucking illness that you can use to victimise yourself. People like him need to understand that this is a personal flaw and that the fucking GAYMING "COMMUNITY" doesn't need to change to suit your narcissist cancerous snowflake needs. This is what I fucking hate about SJWs, they think they're some sort of victim for problems everybody has and can relate to (but possibly disagree is a problem), or they think they're right for saying "well it's my fault if none of the others speak up about it like I do", others being essentially everyone, which means if everyone spoke up about it SJWs wouldn't get special treatment and all were on equal ground again. SJWs are dependent on people who won't speak up about what SJWs think constitutes a problem

You don't even need to play badly. All you have to do is play Symmetra. False reporting one-tricks got so bad that Sym mains are untouchable now. Anyone who complains can be banned, anyone who reports you can get insta-banned.

Do explain..

Sym is a hero that's considered underpowered and a throw pick in most situations. However, you are explicitly allowed to play what you want according to the rules. People report people playing Sym for throwing, and get banned themselves because playing sym is allowed. That or they just get mad.

One time a guy got mad at me for not responding to him and started cussing me out so I reported him just to rub salt in the wound.

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My mind is telling me no…
BUT MY BODY, MY BODY'S IS TELLING ME YES

I was expecting to see auschwits hidden in there honestly I kek'd

I'd be more covert and choose any other character and just play shitty. Also don't be obviously passive-aggressive like that video further up. It's an art to bait.

the thing on the right is a mistranslation
he was asking if anyone would collect them and send him a zip every week

That's what the text on the right says though, although in a more roundabout way.

That's even better

Wait, I thought that at one point picking the wrong character was a bannable offense

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I think it stopped pooping itself for a minute so I was able to send a request.

Well, they do have some nice ass

Forgot to post ass polite sage enjoy?

Why do you have that faggoty shit saved?

I could never not enjoy Assmaker. Can't wait for someone to port the model to XPS

Is there actually any porn of this commie catslut?

never bother with friends again
8 hours of my life that I could've used to download something better. Shame

Yeah

Why do so many images exist of pizzas in random places?

I see no loss in this

Yeah, there's one coming out on the switch not too long from now.

Could? Probably not.
Should? Absolutely.

you know what? Fuck this, I'm making a fish fleshlight.

I recommend a good tuna

You would think that when games hand out ludicrous bans like this their playercount and potential whales would drop, but apparently these fucking animals actually just buy the game again when banned

Is all this fish porn due to del toros new movie of a jewess fucking a fish? I do not understand.

That's the movie
Poor fishies never stood a chance.

How emotionally unstable do you have to be to have shit like this happen?

Dude this shit kills me because cats are the natural embodiment of ancap. They're so pissy about their territory, share nothing, and don't live in communes. They are solitary creatures, they should have just picked a dog girl instead.

Whole thing reminds me of a joke Lloyd Kaufman (The guy who runs Troma and made The Toxic Avenger) made once about Steven Spielberg winning best picture for making a movie about a guy who has a fish fall out of his ass.

No. Even if every video game developer ended up in the red the ones that harvest your information for the government will be kept afloat regardless.

yeah those real women are so appealing i cant wait to get me a real woman.

feminist have been fucking everything that isnt a human male for decades.

also they are trying to make it seem normal when they start producing genetic hybrids to taint the human gene pool.

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I remember playing the NES game for it when I was like 5. I read about it on wiki and apparently they're doing a remake; originally pitched in 2010. Sounds dumb but in a good way

wtf i love overwatch now

Blizz in a nutshell. The game is clearly horribly balanced with 6-8 heroes making up a concrete meta of which most who are so blatantly broke even a tumbltard could probs see it. Pretty sure the top dev also said he knew how to fix one of his maps but didn't because it would change the aesthetic too much.
And because >Blizz they get away with it because kids and soyboys repeatedly shovel their shit time and again.

Killed MMORPGs, in part due to shit balance and overcoddling

Basically RNG:The Game, killing the TCG in part due to shit balance and overcoddling

Killing the Team Shooter, in part due to shit balance and overcoddling

Thus is the way of the Blizz

Unlimited faggotry.

I for one welcome our new lolibot GFs.

Here's the least cropped possible version

>banned for memes
>current year

What are you hyped for in 2018, anons? Personally I am just hyped for death.

Life comes at you fast.

No, but foreigners apparently feel fine with taking Japanese characters and making them black.

You heard it here first folks!

What exactly do they mean by this?
I guess you could make the case like with science fiction and someone sees a neat piece of fictional tech and goes to try to make it a reality. But other than that, what could they be going on about?

That was Toxic Crusaders. It was based on the cartoon which was in turn based on the actual movie The Toxic Avenger. A kid's cartoon series based on an R rated movie! Man, the fucking 90s were awesome!

Anyway, they'll probably fuck it remake. They do with most of them.

Excuse me, fuck up the remake.

They think that the communist and faggot/nigger infested fiction can become a reality accepted by human beings, and reality always beat them back to their sewer of shit thoughts.

Created by a deformed kike that literally love scat and which surname translates to "merchant".

I'd either make them 100% light-absorbing blackness, or change to white.
No more fecees colored skin.

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Post it.

THANK YOU MARIO

I want to go back to the days where I could call someone an aids infested nigger without getting a 'behavior penalty'.

Isn't every multiplayer game like that? mobas like league are the same thing from what I remember. The automated system only checks for frequency of chat + swear words used and issues automatic penalties. But if you decide to make the game impossible to win you don't get anything.

In cooperative games like wow or league the guy who doesn't have a clue what he's doing is the one who is the worst to play with.

There are a shit load of cases where some faggot deliberately feed and ruin the game but the ones getting banned are the ones calling him out.

isn't that basically a womyn though?

Kinda. Del Taco watched creature from the black lagoon as a kind and felt that the violence wrought against the monster was unwarrented (like the Ymir in 20 million miles to earth) and wanted to do his own version, hence Shape of Water.

But boning fishpeople has been a thing since the order of Dagon.

Let me help you.

Spoiler that shit you degenerate.

The first crash only hit North America and even then only part of the market. What we might see is the death of the more locked-down business models (AAA publishing, (((Steam))), consoles) since digital distribution makes it easier and easier to break away from that.

Mascot aside, it seems the board owner wanted to be the little catgirl.

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Is that just a goofy corruption of Hanzo, the same shit as "scunt" or "scoot," or is there a serious problem about hygenic products in Overwatch?

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Beyond the absolute, unfiltered autism

They don't, that's why they're playing vidya.

Dogwood

Are you seriously asking for permission on a fucking imageboard?

What about retards over the age of 18/21? i.e. all soyboys and gaymer gurls?

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Hopefully a crash happens so many of the (((DMCA))) overlords can choke on a bankruptcy. We won't have to worry about our archives getting hit by these shitstains and can play vidya without their propaganda.

cucks

Women and cucks need to be banned from speaking.

I don't see anything wrong with this. All communication in all games should be banned to save me the minor inconvenience of disabling it.

If the game requires coordination then use other software.

They can't afford vidya because they're all paying off their college loans for the next 45 years.

correct me if this is retarded, but doesn't it sound more like he was banned for multiple accounts/ban evasion?

I don't think (((blizzard))) is in the right, but I wouldn't put it past them to ban someone they know will buy the game again just for the extra money.

Anonymous Sources claim that is exactly the case, and most Blizzard fans eat so much shit they're willing to pay for it three times over.

I didn't notice that but it's probably a: don't drop the soap or Bubba will rape you inside joke?

Explain what this is please.

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I have never seen a playerbase so susceptible to salt in my entire life.

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So how the fuck can you tell which team are you in?

what kind of question is this?