ITT: Autistic shit you've done in Vidya

I took trading very seriously at a certain point

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I did this too

Holy fuck I did the exact same thing
I'm glad I'm not the only retard

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Uhh you can get down there. That's where the boss armor vendor is

I didn't even know you could jump in dark souls 1 for at least ten hours.

I know that, but from there it seemed like there were ledges and I jumped down from there too, doesn't help that in valley of drakes some ledges are very stretch (I have vertigo.)

You must seriously have a nigger tier IQ n shiiiieeeet user. I see now why you posted the mog drinking nigger beer too.

Was it fun though?

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Fun? Not in the strictest sense, given that the ragdolls would spazz out at every available opportunity.
At the same time, there was a weird feeling of accomplishment every time you finished a dungeon and put the dead back to rest. Probably one of those self-diagnosed instances of OCD or something like that.

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Now go on jewtube and search "reading skyrim outloud"

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The worst ive done is that I got so bored of playing skyrim that I decided to strip and go skinny dipping along the river. As I got down the river I would barehandedly beat the shit out of mudcrabs and bears. I skinny dipped until I made it to the next town and I was also no longer burnt out.

So only 398 total?
It's not like you have any idea what to do with your life or anything.

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Started a crowdsourced bounty hunter economy just because I wanted a player occupied enough to stop talking to me.

That actually was a legit - necessary, even - tactic in Earth 2150 because you had to collect a metric fuckton of resources to meet the overarching campaign goal, and not harvesting the resource fields in each campaign mission until they were depleted meant that they effectively would go to waste.

Jumping isn't actually required to beat the game, so it's not surprising a lot of people didn't find out. I didn't know until a friend told me either.

this would be fun if it didnt just fucking reset the dungeon completely later

t. someone who has never had or met someone who has OCD

I remember being a bit pissed off when the game started throwin enemies you could not carry or tie up at you, like those fag-knights. The siege missions were the only moment I was allowed to kill things because even if I went out of my way to knock enemies unconscious my fucking allies went and finished them off.

you're a fucking lightweight
At least one thousand hours are from idling

I took TimeSplitters 2, playing alone but went to deathmatch mode, chose two players and the characters who had big tits, when running it looked like they had jiggle physics. I set up some books on the controllers to make the girls run against each other and jiggle their tits while I masturbated.

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Most of my time was from being one of those friendly sandvich autists on trade servers.

It actually tells you how to jump during the tutorial though, shows how retarded most people are.

Jesus Christ

Don't worry I only cottoned onto that when I played the remake which makes the intention clear. G/S/C could've at least had a default name in it like most JRPGs with that sort of system do, or even had the standard rival naming dialog box to give him his canon name plus a few alts.

100%? Because I did that, and worse, restarting levels instead of using checkpoints because using them gimps the difficulty.

I used to find the all time lowest rated games on Newgrounds, and could spend hours playing a single one. Probably the most time I've spent on Doom comes from messing with shit joke maps, like UAC military nightmare.

>this was less than a week ago

Online, I got into petty arguments with other players instead of minding my own fucking business and playing the game.
In singleplayer games have gone full autism modifying the game to my tastes. I also sometimes hoard cool looking items and stash them.

AOEII

Take away all games a man owns except for one and you'll see him do some autistic shit.

Since the picture is from FFXIV

fucking nice

I don't do tutorials most of the time at least, plenty of games play the same apart from a few game specific features so you can just play for a few minutes and realise what you're doing

We need more posters like you.

I did something like this too. I used to make 3 men vs 1 woman cpu matches on WWE. Those tag team moves drained all the semen out of me.

You are like a little baby,watch this.

Reminder that there is 8760 hours in one year.

wew

I haven't figured out how to learn deathblows in Xenogears as a kid. Finished the whole game with lvl 1 deathblows. Opiomorph boss had me stuck for hours, managed to beat it with some autistic strategy involving Chu-Chu.

In pre internet era I fell for the you can revive Aeris scam. Tons of hours running around the game like a tard checking every nook and cranny and browsing game files with Action Replay.

In EarthBound, in the part where you first control Jeff, I grinded items out of enemies so I could sell them and buy the equipment from that area early and bring it to the rest of the party. Also, related to vidya, but not in a game specifically, I manually edited the xml file that webman uses for its xmb interface to add folders for sorting games by series, but because the program detects unexpected tags in mygames.xml, it automatically overwrites it on boot, so every time I boot my PS3, I have to manually replace it through FTP before mounting any games (because even if I didn't need that menu, it fucks up the custom metadata I added).

I'm a newfag and barely know about Gregor. I only know about Saint. Please spoonfeed me.

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t. someone who can't read greentext

I tried driving around the whole map of GTA V on pic related.
It was so much fun
Until I crashed and the wheel got stuck at 1/3 of the way

Makes the game interesting again

Even better

There was feature in the extras of Destroy All Humans 2 where you could listen to the soundtrack while a specific character danced to it depending on the song.
I had just hit puberty when I got the game and spent hours listening this song and masturbating while the Russian chick (Natalya I think) danced away.

>ensuring everyone is "asleep" in bed and the whole hotel is now dead silent

At that point I would easily start to contemplate suicide.
You literally spent more than an ENTIRE YEAR' of your life playing tf2.
Jeusus fucking Christ user.

All they do is polish the world more they aren't required to understand the plot of any of the games as isolated incidents.

eh a good amount of it was idling for no fucking good reason but still,a hell of a lot of time,shame there's no incentive to actually play the game anymore since there's no new content.

how has no one called out the copy paste yet?

been trying to get past the first level in half life 1 for 15 years

Where to begin?

If I can't play as the girl, I won't play the game at all
Not because of "hurr hurr I want to be a cute grill" but mostly out of wanting to protect the girl and thinking she's cute and such.

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Fuck off, degenerate. Nice trips though.

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100%'d persona psp on a real psp
you have to do a bunch of gambling in the casino, not fun

I was going to call you out for being too young on impulse, but then I remember that l4d2 came out in fucking 2009

Holy shit, thats painful to see.
Furry is a disease.

HL2 was almost 14 years ago

and I still haven't played it

just fucking why?

I grinded stat-boost items in Breath of Fire 3 until Ryu had 999 of all stats, and i got the Gooking Sword without using Game Shark, it took like 2 weeks of constant grind

I did the exact same thing user.

This right here, it produced the best results

autism is a helluva drug

You may have gotten money out of TF2, but I got a girlfriend of 5 years so far and even fucked her
I feel you though it was alot more fun back in the day

Teach me your ways senpai

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That's 15 years you double nigger, no need to lie like that

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I ground tower of valny (?) and the ruins on Fire emblem: sacred stones for hundreds of hours to get gold to buy the stat boosting items from the secret shop after I beat the game so I could max out the stats of every single one of my units (except prepromotes) to prepare in case I ever played a multiplayer arena match. I did not ever.

It only takes half an A press to jump.

I have memories of filling an entire map with power plants in the original Command & Conquer

I will spoonfeed you, because I like your lucky trips.

Gregor is a blanket term used to describe incredibly skilled and antisocial video game players that can be occasionally sighted in online multiplayer games.

They show up out of nowhere, dominate the entire enemy team by themselves, using superior personal skill, mind games and hard reads which make them show up at the exact right time at the exact right place to win, all the while not saying anything or responding to anyone. The reason he is depicted as a slav and called Gregor is because slavic multiplayer veterans are usually highly skilled due to poor economy forcing them to invest time into a single game for long periods of time but can't speak english, which explains the apparent stoic silence associated with the stereotype.

And also because the player it was named after was literally called Gregor.

AAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I beat Pikmin 2 in 8 ingame days. It's the minimum possible without abusing glitches. Doing so requires you to complete the entire final area in one ingame day. Noteworthy is one of the treasures you need to collect in the so-called "Doomsday Apparatus," a 1kg dumbell that requires 100 purple Pikmin (who can carry 10x the weight any other color can) to carry and takes about a quarter of the day (minimum) all by itself to carry back to your base.

The big saving grace is that time doesn't pass while inside of dungeons and you get a save prompt when you enter them, so I was able to segment certain sections of the game up to make sure I did them fast enough for the time limit.

What does that say about me?

It means you're a faggot for taking your wife's last name.

I used to go into the character model viewer of Soul Calibur 3 and jerk off to Cassandra and Taki.

Hardly autistic when they made their tits jiggle in the character viewer. Those japs knew exactly what they were doing.

I wonder if this is the same person?

Yeah, but I'd also have my Xbox turned on and have that giant fucking controller vibrating on my dick.

Shameful display.

I spent hours grinding EVs/IVs (whichever was which) in Pokemon, because I couldn't stand mine being even slightly inferior. Grinding required me to only fight specific Pokemon to get the right stats, which multiplied the time needed. And I never ended up using those Pokemon for anything, I just dropped the games for good right after that.

Shit, I did the original in 9 days, but I couldn’t fathom doing 2 that quickly.

I'd go into the character viewer in soul calibur 2 and fap to Mina and Sophitia's damage noises.

What makes you think i got money,i definitely lost more in the gamble hole then i profited,that's the dirty ways of valve.

Much like movies I would loop a brief sex scene and whack my meat to it, how is this related to videogames? I'm glad you asked, as dead space 2 on the ps3 had bonus features, I remember one bonus feature of a movie called Dead Space: Downfall had one sex scene.

It's actually not that great, I tried playing it again recently. Feels really ehh at most now.

Honest self-diagnosis of OCD is really pretty easy. The only trouble is snowflakes looking for an easy disease grab.

It's overrated. At the time it got a lot of attention because it was the sequel to HL1 and the Source engine was still new and shiny, but frankly it doesn't hold up to the test of time. The pacing is decent enough but the gunplay is pretty bad and the forced vehicle segments are a drag. The best thing to come out of HL2 were the Source mods.

Shooting combine humans was fun, but that's about it, sadly.

!!!WARNING: INCOMING GAME!!!
There was a point when I was renting vidya that I pretended all my main characters were actually Bob.

I also used to draw the player characters as versions of Bob during school, wish I still had those notebooks but I'm also glad I didn't have a scanner at that time or there would be some preserved 'tism on the internets on par with some Sanic OC.

I'm a CRT fag, does that count? I absolutely refuse to play standard definition games on modern displays.

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Oh! I got one.
The electricity I used was probably equal to another rental, but I didn't care at the time.

That's just having good taste if it includes anything up to about 6th gen consoles.

Don't listen to that other guy, you are autistic and so is he.

Nigger, I have a secondary CRT just for playing old DOS games. Fuck a bunch of filters and upscaling.

I mean, it's not autistic to ME. Does playing music on Cds, or even vinyl records upset you too? Old cars? Some third thing?

I wouldn't call that picture comfy, the lightning is too dim, the lamp is poorly placed and so is the screen, not to mention that Zelda is boring.

How? Do you think i'm retarded? If anything the visuals will look crisper with the proper cables and pretty much every modern screen has a 4:3 mode. Besides you are fucked as far as visuals go if you don't have a "cheap" household CRT from that era since most games weren't really made for the expensive ones that hipsters like to use nowadays. What's up with all the dithering and what not.

Now you're debating cables? I may be autistic but I'm not a dunderhead.

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That's the only way to play games like that. Yeah it makes you feel like a fucking autist when you have different outfits for being in town vs adventuring, or purposefully making things more difficult for yourself to stay in character, but damn if it doesn't make the game way more fun .

Looks pretty hipster to me.

play the same game for over 10 years

HL2 stole the grav gun idea from a mod in Starsiege Tribes

Where do I start?
>which isn't always a trivial task because this includes consoles that can do it and dos/9x on original hardware
>i've made some things from vidya in lego before

nice dubs

What is it about TF2 that does this to people?

It's ok.

What was it called

I've never seen an actual hipster that gave a shit about CRTs. When will this meme die?

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It was just called gravity gun and was packaged in most modded servers for shenanigans. But from the Starsiege wiki on mods:

Annihilation and Renegade maps usually ran a lot of these base building mods and I used to spend most of my time on engineer class making death traps for anyone trying to come in.

It's that it's a fun game

I did some pokemon breeding back in gen3. It was basically just one mon, but when I was done with it it had 4 perfect IVs (and two meh IVs in stats that didn't matter), perfect nature and a hidden power of the perfect typing at power 69 or so. I wound up not using it much because in retrospective even a near-perfect Sceptile is still a shitmon.

I would always jump off if extremely high kedges in every vidya that allowed you to kill yourself or fall. It just seemed cool to me for some reason.

I'm guilty of this one too. Sometimes, in games which aren't open world, I try to jump from the unrealistically high ledges just to se if I can.
If I can't, I get disappointed. If I can, I still get disappointed because the death screen pops up before you fall more than 4 meters.

I know you can find a better argument than that.

Sometimes I climb up onto the buildings/edges of the level/whatever's there to see how high I can get.

epic ruse bro

lol'd

One time I used the infinite grind balance cheat on Tony Hawk's Pro Skater Underground, and did an infinite grind in a loop. I did this in order to produce rumble indefinitely so I could put the controller on my dick. Felt pretty good.

Now thats an autistic thing. Its not a mog its a fucking moogle. You cant just take the main character of the race's name and rename it like that. Fucking moogles you dirty autist.

the project lasted about a year,about 30-40 ingame years pased.
Dio Brando became the Mayor and Mario inherited the local Bar Joint.
the universe then was destroyed because I decided to add the pets expansion pack.

You are not alone.

There are multiple types of OCD and few have to do with order and symmetry, but that's the only one that got memed on 9fag and Leddit because "oh my god I have a sense of aesthetics and I don't like displaced compositions I am so kirky OCD leeeeeeel xd".

t. actually diagnosed OCDfag

I locked an open door in FO2 to prevent it from automatically closing. It worked.

Yeah but did you add any sex mods?
that's the real reason to play the sims.

Nice.

Aaaand this is why I was never any good at AOE.

Strange, yet symbolically compelling.

This is me to a T. I don't know why, but I just can't do it. Even when I really need to use the items I just think, "what if I need it for a boss battle instead of wasting on this" and never use it.

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This thread is making me realize how normal I am.

but
Then I printed that out and with pride read it often to myself

well, you aren't wrong

The first time i played pokemon, i only used bulbasaur and some HM slaves, but it took me awhile to figure out i even needed them. I grinded that fucker up to level 100, but got my ass wrecked at the elite 4.

Get out of here faggot,only weirdos allowed here.

[spoiler[I got all skills to 99 on runescape.[/spoiler]

over 8 years ago

You play, you pay, you bastard.

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I turn into a phsycopath whenver I play vidya.
Sometimes whenever I play a game and I talk to a child NPC and its a rude little shit, I always take out my weapon and try to kill the little fucker, but ofc I never can.
Whenver there is a game where you can find animals in the enviornment I would either drive/ride off the road/path and purposely run them over or sometimes I would even bully them to death. I was playing GTAV this one time and I kept on shooting cows in their shins, they would trip then get back up and try to run away but I kept on repeating it until they died.
I remember one of the last times I played GTAV I was walking around in a black neighborhood franklins neigborhood and on of the ghetto niggers pissed me off for some reason so I decided to shoot everybody there I could find. This pure sense of bliss I got from that must be why gun violence went down so dramatically over the years.

I would sometimes like to climb or fly as high as I possibly can, soak up the view, then jump off and kill myself. Sometimes repeatedly. Its even better if I can take people down with me.

I do this with every fucking game accidentally. I almost fucking beat Max Payne with a sliver of health, because I always kept full painkillers and only allowed myself to use them either when I found more or when I was getting too fucked.

CRAAAAAAAAWLING INNNNNNN MY SKIIIIIIIN

You're not the normal one.

Is it your fault the game is so easy you can beat even without power-ups ?

To be fair its more than likely just because of a shit load of save scumming.

Oh yes, I forgot being anorexic is really just clever food management.

this was before slightly kinky world, but yeah, there was a primitive sex mod I used in this.
what I cared about more was watching over my creations and seeing what they did and only helping them when there was something the AI couldn't handle on it's own, like finding a job.

The point is that it was an ineffective strategy you stupid weebshit.

Ayy

What ever happened to Holla Forumsscape? I've been thinking of hosting my own

what game is this?

this is just sad

When I played GTA I used to shoot females in the legs to spread them and then in the pussy. Is this autistic?

I did the same with nukes in fallout. Hoarded them to use against big enemies but never used them.

Soul Calibur II has a "Weapon Master" mode. Basically a non-canon story mode where you do a series of fights with special conditions. You also get EXP that increases your Rank. This doesn't change your stats at all, but each Rank has a different name. I maxed out the Rank at I think 999 purely so I could see what the name of the rank would be. This meant months of doing the same mission (which was relatively fast with a relatively high xp payout) over and over again. And now, I don't even remember what the name of the rank was, and checking the Soulcalibur Wiki now, it's not even noted there, probably because nobody else has been autistic enough to do this.

Bullshit. Whenever I play Pokemon I only use my starter and I never grind. I refuse to faint any wild pokemon, but I make sure to fight every trainer pokemon in order with only my starter. If I ever accidentally faint a pokemon while trying to catch it, or if a trainer pokemon uses a move to swap out my starter for one of my other pokemon, I have to reload my save. I also never use items, including TMs. This is still enough to beat every game. The only time I had difficulty with this strategy was using Mudkip in Gen III, but the game is easy with Torchic. I've replayed Gens I and II a million times with all the starters and this is never particularly hard, except for beating Brock with Charmander or Pikachu, which is still doable.

In addition to this, I have to fill my party with Pokemon that seem like the "canon" party, meaning pokemon you get in the story. In Yellow this is easy and ends up being Red's Gen II team, since you're given the other starters, Snorlax is a necessary fight, and Eevee is given to you. Though I'll swap in Lapras to use for when I need to Surf, since Lapras is also given to you. In Red & Blue, it's the starter, Eevee, Lapras, Snorlax, and whatever HM slaves I need at the time. Also, I only ever touch one of the Snorlaxes. The second one is still there in Gen II, so I have to leave that one alone. In Gen II, the party is the starter, Togepi, Eevee, Snorlax, Lapras, and an HM slave.

In regards to HM slaves, each one needs to be the pokemon that most makes sense for that particular HM. Some pokemon seem made for an HM, or an HM seems made for a Pokemon. Lapras using Surf being the most obvious example. Pidgey and its evolutions are for Fly. Machop and its evolutions are for Strength. Scyther or Pinsir are for Cut. I don't know which Gen I pokemon is best for Flash so I don't use it. It's not necessary anyway. In Gen II since my party is already pretty full of story pokemon, I'll use Pinsir for multiple HMs because it can learn three or four of them, IIRC. Of course Lapras also gets used for Waterfall and Whirlpool in addition to Surf.

Also in Gen III or later, when you have double or triple battles, I have a designated second battler and a designated third battler. I can never let them faint, but since they're only used in double and triple battles, they're always incredibly weak. I have to make sure that these are two pokemon I will always want in my party, though. So hopefully there are story pokemon that are also perfect HM slaves, like Lapras. And they need to be obtained before the first double/triple battle.

But all the characters in ReBoot are the enemies, and the User is their evil god of destruction. Every time you play a video game, you're killing Bob.

use savestates in yugioh card games

same, but with game speed on max to maximise ore and filling the map with silos even though a glitch exists that lets you have infinite storage anyway

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I was very burnt out and depressed at work so I would buy a six pack of bottles on the way home and play F:NV. Go to bars and buy beers and drink them in game as I guzzled them outside game then tried to hunt Legion but usually passed out at desk with radio on in metal shack.

also play F:4vr in fallout onsie, which is actually pretty cool because you realize how silly it it is to be wearing it when everyone else is wearing clothes, but on the other hand it is very comfertable and warm.

When I was 15 I figured it'd be cool to play MGS3 with the right eye closed from the point Big Boss gets his shot onwards, since then I always did it as a habit, even going as far as actually getting one of those medical eyepatches.

Also in Hitman Blood Money I used to roleplay as a survivor in the zombie apocalypse after activating the easter egg on the Mississippi level.

Compared to some of your stories this is actually normalfag tier, which makes me feel less retarded.

I played second life.

I did this for the first half of my gaming career so far. Now I just try to hyperspecialise (normally max glasscannon feasible)

I would go to the coop icons of San Andreas, click the second gamepad to start the coop, and then make CJ and the coop avatar kiss repeteadely because seeing something close to sex in a videogame made me hot and bothered.

>>>/cuckchan/

You think that's bad, I got to the end to the very last note, and missed the damn timing on that last fucking fade to black note.
Then quit playing.
And picked up NieR again and got half way through it again.

Gods damn it, lolis, why you gotta do this shit to me.

I have played through the entirety of FFX without ever discovering that you can switch characters mid-fight, which is pivotal to the battle system.

You can WHAT?

Asocial. "Antisocial" is the term for a psychopath.

Basically, ignoring features because they were too bothersome for my tastes or I just didn't have the attention span for it, making most games that weren't platformers or fps impossible to enjoy and/or beat
I used to grind like a retard in Breath of Fire 3 in shit spot with weak enemies, and I found years later replaying it that I could gain way more exp in other areas

Crimsonland

Really? It was basically what made me get the game since I was getting sick of party limitations at the time.

But how is it possible? There was a series of tutorial fights in the beginning, one that had you switching a fighter for a summoner to fight a giant bird. I don't think it was optional either, it was a forced thing.

Yeah I know, I replayed some of it recently. I must have started it, went through that, stopped for a while and then forgot I could do that when I came back.

I would stay up till 3am on school nights as a kid playing pokemon Colosseum and nearly peed myself like 3 times just because I didn't want to get up to go to the bathroom.

That might be an interesting thing to include in a fantasy priest autism simulator. Have to be read the holy scriptures to become a certified medieval ghost buster, then the peasants call you in for your undead feng shui knowledge that prevents you from being instantly gibbed by some super demons.

That's not how a man of the Imperial Cult would view sanctity of the afterlife at all. He would revere the soul that had passed on to the Dreamsleeve, and would cherish those things that could channel its energy back into the world (like the channelling of Ancestor Moths by their priests). But then the City of Cyrodiil is the city of a thousand cults, so whatever.

Mein negr

I always cleared up most of the level so I could just walk the streets openly. On siege levels I'd try to sneak in and knock-out the guards so I could hide them from my allies that would kill them. Finished the game several times with 95%+ lives spared. Only game I had growing up that didn't come from a bargain bin.

Me: dogged bros to hang out in Skype date with bar

Done yo me: left to open in ranked 5 premade with retards I know IRL to be sold short, I open, they b, I die, we lose game. Never played with them again.

Bae
To

D-Does that mean…?

I continue to take this shit game seriously.

that was a particularly strategic post

Oh dude what the fuck. I know what you're talking about and I did the same thing…
same song, even, Jesus Christ.

I can't describe the feeling. Anyone ruining fun and comfy and says shit like "stop taking the game so seriously :^)" can die.

Pokemon is babby's first RPG, and I literally never use non-damage dealing moves, or items of any kind. You can easily beat the entire game this way with no grinding.

I did this with Mass Effect's planet scanning for resources one day when I was home alone after convincing my mom that I was too sick to go to school.
I remember this clearly because I was interrupted halfway by a phonecall from the principal concerning throwing my friend's school bag out of the school bus' window to make him get off a stop earlier than he usually did. I was suspended because my friend's calculator broke and he told his mom I was bullying him which would have been alright but it completely ruined my day.

Are you a nigger?

it was at a stop and kids were getting off

You're still kind of a dick for doing that,but alright.

Every time I get in a new FPS, I try doing whatever I can to see if I can break the player's animations. I started a small trend in Destiny 1 (I stopped playing less than 100 hours in, don't worry) where you just mash a dance animation and move forward just a little bit and it would make your dude look like he was jacking off on your enemies. I'd create a shield, do this, then someone would run in and I would shotgun them.

Ok, more understandable.

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Only autistic shit I did recently was a playthrough of Dark Crusade as Blood Ravens. Since their objective in canon was to secure sacred relics of the chapter I made sure to capture every single relic on the map of each level before finishing it.

I only started really getting into it a couple years back

Oh shit that reminds me
I really wanted a gyarados in pokemon red, so what did I do? Get a magikarp asap right before THAT fucking cave and grinded it until it evolved, switching it with my main at the start of battle
In other words, I could've just trained that magikarp by fighting other trainers right after the cave, but young autistic me prefered to slap my fish against bats and rocks until it got bigger

Oh lad, I remember being that person. SS13 and Lifeweb are utter proof that the only way to handle gamist casuals is with utter, alien, systemic bullying while you RP and stare down your nose at them. Even then it doesn't work forever, since those who fight faggotry often end up indulging it once their drive for change becomes conflated with ego.

But, to keep with the thread - most autistic thing I've done? Admin for that bullshit.

In certain games that allow re-labeling items or notation, I was on a kick of putting size measurement tags on apparel items. May have seen such happy merchants in various MMOs before I burnt myself out.

In every pokemon game (barring modern ones), no matter what, I always make my mons only learn 'natural' moves from levelling up and replace old moves with new moves, despite it not being a good idea in general - like replacing Tackle with a stat boost/reducing move, but it screws me over by not having a good reliable move for mons resistant to my mons.
I don't like Natures in Gen 3+ in general too, I would never stand best stat/worst stat and always stubbornly insist on getting a neutral nature like Hardy or Bashful etc because of some reason in my head like 'natural' or 'balanced' stats all around. Fuck if I knew why I was like that.

Pretty much the perfect slasher villain simulator, nothing else has ever compared.

Came into this thread thinking there's nothing autistic I've done but holy fuck did you remind me of something
whole summer holidays in front of the screen

Yea I've hit that point myself for awhile, and it made me into the kind of player who waited for an antag to pop up and then I'd hunt them down. I managed to break the trend by retreating into my autismprojects. Once as an atmos tech I redirected the entire station's disposals into the burn chamber of the turbine generator, thinking to catch greyshits trying to make a speedy escape. I caught a tatorling clown in that trap.

Also played STALKER series sitting in 10kg weighted vest, balistic googles, balaclava, coat and tactical gloves to immerse myself better with the zone. Shooting was a bitch and I got hemmorhoids from sitting in this for too long, kek

>worked until I got platinum rating in all levels of LAIR

In Spyro, I always have to play the levels in the order in which they appear in the Inventory/Atlas. In Spyro 1 this works fine, except you have to guess the order, which you can kinda do based on where the portals are in the homeworld. In Spyro 2 and 3 you also have things like new moves and characters, and sometimes doing the levels out of order can eliminate backtracking, but I still have to do them in order, because it feels like that's how the devs intended it.

Oh, I'm also a completionist in a lot of games, but only ones I actually enjoyed in some capacity. All of the Drakengard games are at 100%, including weapon evolutions. I've completed my Pokedex in every gen so far. I always collected all the parts and maxed my rating in every mission in the Armored Core games. So many fucking games with 100% (or more in certain titles that allow it). I-I'm not actually autistic, mind you.

Enjoy radiation and coil whine, faggots.

Then I'm honored to call you my nigger. Thanks for the fanart too, there's isn't much going around, not that I've seen at least.

holy shit so that is how you stop those damn doors from closing in on you all the time

Found my SO from TF2 as well. Going 7 years. Married, home and all that normie shit.

FAGGOT

That's definitely pretty autistic considering the random fucking cave bullshit in that game. I've beaten the first Pikmin with all 30 parts in the minimum possible days myself.

I always do this in RPGs not because I might need them later but because it is almost never necessary, providing for an interesting challenge in an otherwise all too easy genre. Kind of brutal in Tales of games though.

I thought i was bad.

yes user you are bad and you should seriously consider necking yourself

I always try to play as whatever version of the player character seems most canon. So in Pokemon, FireRed and LeafGreen have to be Red. Gen II and its remakes have to be Gold/Ethan, because the female character wasn't available until Crystal. In III I have to be May. I think I justified it because your brother looks like May's brother from the anime (which I haven't watched since Orange Islands), and it's the best excuse I can think of. Gen IV I'm Dawn because your mom obviously looks a lot more like Dawn than the other kid. Gen V and above, I don't give a shit about Pokemon anymore.

In Tearaway (totally underrated games, btw), I have to be Iota in the first game, because he's the one on the cover. In Tearaway: Unfolded, Atoi is on the cover, so I have to be her. In both games, I tried to keep my costume as close to on the covers as possible, but the game is always telling you to customize, and a lot of times its necessary for completion, so I couldn't do that. I forget what I did in the first game (probably dressed him like a nazi with swastikas or something), but in the second game I realized I could use photographs as paper, so I cut out pieces of porn pics and made her body out of that. Paste photos of the back and front of a forearm over the character's forearm, paste a picture of a butt over a butt, a picture of a flat chest over the chest (it's all paper, so I can't add dimension to the boobs). The hardest part was adding the pussy. You'd have to cut up a picture of a pussy into vertical strips and paste them just right in order to get the curve from between the legs to match smoothly with the stomach area. But it was worth it when I got to play the whole game as a naked origami loli.

Now even though it's one of my favorite games, and I love to recommend it to people, I can never let anybody play it on my system, lest they see and lust after my custom waifu.

why do retards do this shit

It's pretty common to get random invites playing multiplayer games. I guess this guy just accepts all of those.

I really enjoyed the cleverness of it

idling for drops

I play autismblocks, and if that wasn't enough, I modded it to hell and back. I recruit any maid I come across and give them all names. Short names for the normal sized ones and long names for the tiny ones.

Years ago I would play a server with a minecraft pokemon mod and create a plot of land to grow pokemon plant things and catch pokemon on it and it was really fun. I've been thinking of trying it out again but my pride is preventing me from doing something so unbelievably autistic as being a full grown man playing a minecraft pokemon server.

What version is this? ever since they gave up on the modding API I haven't bothered updating once I got a good mod setup. For the substance they actually put into the updates versus the content lost on outdated mods, it just isn't worth it. Its sad and pathetic and all they had to do to avoid this was release that official modding API years ago like they promised.

That's a nice Myon.

>optimized an SRW game FMWE to perfect levels and characters for one route, assuming all the safest options are picked

Nigger, just play your fucking Pokeblocks.

When did this place went so wrong? fellow redditors

Playing Nier is not autistic, 100% Nier is autistic, if you don't know why, you probably never played the games at all did you?
EAGLE EGGS

Tchhh I bet you looked for the wooden chocobo too.

I borrowed Xenogears in ye olden days (Parasite Eve was too scawwy), spent three days lost in Merkava. Eventually stuck a piece of cling wrap over the minimap screen and traced all the little bridge things in different colors.

I thought the worst thing in NIER was the flowers but I guess you can abuse the system clock or something if you're trash.

Does this count?

Hardly, a significant portion of Skyrim players mod their game specifically for that kind of immersive playstyle.

Christ, how sad can you be

yes because your character would get dysentery and die from drinking from streams

yomo isn't a maid you fucking spaz she's a gardener

While not entirely video game related, I've had internet girlfriends. Fortunately, despite being kissless and lonely, I knew better than to take that shit seriously.

I've had 3. 2 of them I met in a ragnarok online private server. One of the two was an actual girl (confirmed through voice and webcam).

The 3rd was Internet Hate Machine. While I call her "internet girlfriend" it was mostly just me entertaining what ever dumb bullshit she wanted to talk about. It was similar thing with the rest of them but especially so with her. When I think back on it, I should have gotten nudes. I since I wasted time talking to her, I might as well jerked off to some fat bitch tits, but oh well. That was a fucking decade ago.

I use to play on a server with that mod too. I was a grass gym leader for it.

I use 1.7.10, a lot of the mods I want to use are available on that version. I never even heard anything about them making an API.

Those are nice trips. I wish I knew how to work the other model sets I find on those nip websites so I didn't only have those 5 2hus and a bunch of yukkuri.

Yeah, farming a Lunar Tear is batshit insane, not because the set up is hard, but when you do finally have the flowers that can give you the seeds you need, it has a fucking 1% drop rate. Abusing system resets in order to get it is painful.

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The fairy queen is a qt

You're jesting, right?

probably this

I am 24 and still play vidya games, instead of going out and living my life, getting a gf and maybe furthering my non-existant career.

Playing FO4 or being outsmarted by Bethesda AI? Both equal in this scenario

You still have plenty of room for innocence you whippersnapper. Try hitting the symbolic age of 30.

I keep several video game OSTs on my phone. P3 & P4, NieR, SotC. And I listen to them in public, or while I'm driving my car. The P3 soundtrack in particular is great listening when you're out and about running errands or being social.

Are you? You should know this unless you are a reddit/4chan crossposter.

I like how you take 2 seconds after walking up to the wall to try jumping, like you are some kind of gaming journalist who has to figure out where the jump key is. Maybe this game has a bugged jumping mechanic like black mesa?

I'm more triggered by him using a gamepad in the first place.

The meme spacing meme relies on one single thing - that reddit requires two line breaks to get a single line break. Are you really going to insist that a post with single line breaks over three lines and one two line break is meme spacing? Follow your own retarded logic you mongoloid.

Didn't notice that. The button prompt is a blink and you miss it.

It's easier to tell by the camera movement.

Uh oh, did I strike a nerve, citizen of reddit? Face it, the best way to find you retards is by meme spacing.

That's actually kind of cool, it'd be a neat mechanic for a VR game too.

FO4 is very fun, also it's on my 100% list. It's the latter option, I have many more autismo moments, but haven't recorded them.

I'm trying to gauge how high the fence is to see if I could jump over it. I tried and failed. Jumping is perfectly fine.

I'm using a console, I only play POSTAL 2 and other exclusives on my PC.

Do you hate yourself, user?

I have other characters that are modded. I just want my trophies, can't get those if I mod.

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You just don't stop digging do you?

Sounds like the Office in Viscera Cleanup Detail

fucking hell

Nigger, I love my trophies. Ultimately, they mean nothing. But they mean a lot to me.

Who the fuck still is on imageboards at the age of 30? I'd kill myself, before that ever happens.

I used to cut off the heads of fallen opponents in Chivalry even during mid combat, i will propably continue doing that in mordhau

what a faggot

Oh fuck off you faggot. You can die your gay death, we'll be still alive.

faggot

I will maybe check in a few times a year, but I seriously hope I won't be browsing this place constantly even in my old age.

Found the underage.

Morrowind is a wonderful game.
The "worst" I've done was use a book writing mod (along with a ton of other mods) to chronicle my character's journey in game, roleplaying and writing as if my character wrote it (writing in past tense as if he sat down for the night to write his experiences). I even made sure to stick to a normal day/night cycle when I could, and used a mod that required the character to eat and sleep. I wrote his journeys though dungeons and rising in House Telvanni as an alchemist and mage, and as a plantation owner.
The book writing mod could only do a relatively small number of characters each book, so I wrote like 20 some books and stored them in my pack guar.
The game eventually became unplayable because of constant crashes due to the number of mods I'd added

Acting very mature, grandpa.

I drug my brothers and step bro in along with my autism

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Your pot is so fucking black it absorbs all light within a 70 mile radius and renders all forms of illumination ineffectual. Lemme affectionately ruffle your hair, sonny boy. Grandpa has some war stories for you.

Grandpa, why do you have cat ears?

Isn't having an extra puzzle piece left after you complete the puzzle the sort of thing that would make an autistic kid flip out?

Lost my ears in The War and had to make do. Lost my leg, too. Had to grow my dick out and use it as a replacement. It was painful walking at first, especially when the flashbacks of "ONII-CHAN" and "KYAAAH" started haunting my waking hours as well as my sleeping ones, but I'm still making it one day at a time, my boy.

One day at a time.

So would excessive hoarding count as OCD. Being that it's the exact opposite of the stereotype?

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Obsessive Compulsive Disorder means you are obsessively compulsed to do something. I'm not even sure what you think the "stereotype" is, since in most cases it means you have to lock your door four times every day when you leave for work, or have to stir your spoon in your tea exactly 30 times. If you think it has anything to do with cleaning really well, you're retarded.
Some types of hoarding can be OCD, if for instance you are compulsed to gather anything with a cat on it and put it in a drawer at your home. If you just store shit "because it might be useful sometime" and never use it, like my grandpa did, then no that's not OCD. Just plain old hoarding.

Actually pretend I was Sonic.

Holy shit, I did that stuff all the time in games with wild alternate outfits.

Is that why you are using TOR?

grind to max level outside balamb garden as a kid in ff8.

looking back i genuinely dont understand what i was thinking or reasoning behind it.

Looking back now, I realize I always kinda had a thing for sandbox digging, even before the genre actually existed. Guess that's why I got so into Minecraft and Terraria during the early 2010s.

Good fucking lord

I can play whatever the fuck I want, for any reason, in any way I want.

You can, but that doesn't mean it isn't abhorrent behavior.

You could have just written this to begin with and you'd still be the most autistic person in this thread.

Yeah you really need to get out.

You"re a big boi.

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I want mogs to look like that again, and to stop being fully voiced. I liked the weird noise they used to make more than actually saying "kupo"
I fucking hate new moogles. They look like Jews.

playin a desperate game of limbo in a race to the bottom

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During the last cycle of majora's mask where I'm going to fight the final boss, I always try to fix shit that has nothing to do with the moon during the remaining 3 days. Getting the eggs back, saving the old lady during the first night, help romani ranch etc.
Everyone goes on about Anju and Kafei, but at least they get the curse lifted. Everyone else gets their shit kicked in regardless of what's going on.

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Dodging projectiles or ducking under ceilings with my physical, actual upper body out of impulse.

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Do you mean dragged? or did you actually drug them?

Majora's Mask was once the consolefag's best option for Autistic Alternate Playstyles: