Bite my lip and close my eyes

please don't! she'll get all her prison gang friends to kill me!

How goes it fellow posters of funny things?

I turn to the wind
my farts are
all carried away

It's not even cute how wrong that is.

Will do, thanks.

pprlrllfffrllfffff

*pat*

farerwell

hello erin

...

hello naz

how are you?

my voice is my most manly feature

exactly

She doesn't kill and doesn't affiliate with gangs! She is sweeter than pie, and you will acknowledge that!

what about your cock

femenine penis?

I'm up at midnight i'm dippin off in my nizzikes a
gun and a metal pizzipe
knizzife is to my rizzight

They call me daddy because im always in the dapper tweed

It's something you'll never see

RIN I FOUND IT

ITS WHEN VEGETA GOES SUPER SAIYAN

pretty sure archives has a gay edit of this

not that bothered

once you've seen one indonesian ladyboy's cock you've seen them all honestly

HEY, LOCO, HOW'S IT FEEL KNOWING THAT EVEN WERE I NOT HIS SO, YOU'D STILL HAVE NO CHANCE OF EVER GETTING WITH HIM!?

Sick.
I just know that it felt like Legacy of Goku 2 used that every chance it got.

one of my fave themes

are we really talking about cock diversity now

Tbh i don't blame loco for not wanting tokai
Tainted meat is the worst

What the fuck is your problem rin. Ever fucking post you make is HAHAHAHHAA LOCO YOU WILL NEVER GET TOKAI

I don't give a fuck. i don't want him. he's a nice guy and he's cute but i am not into it. I get that you're very proud of you internet bf put please get your autism away from me.

...

I love your mood swings sometimes.

But not every post I make is about your unhealthy obsession with people who aren't interested in you.

Theyre a tranny
You cant expect them to think rationally

do you see what i mean

trannies are assholes

goes fine I guess. yourself?

hush you.

typical woman. making random noises when she doesn't get her way.

byebye, emily.

my penis is mine.

sweet as a jailbird pie.

internet keeps fucking up, so I guess I'll go play skyrim.

No.
You aren't half near autistic enough for me to understand anything you mean.

i'm done i'm just going to filter you

like i can smell you from here rin

take a fucking shower

...

He does have a point, you commonly bring up your relationship with Tokai, sometimes for no real reason

HE CAN SMELL THE SEMEN FROM HERE

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHH

You're probably just smelling yourself, tbqh.

y'all need more tolerance and diversity smh

MORE RACISM HUH

AND SEXISM

i can't handle these comebacks

someone defend me

I filtered myself, because I couldn't take how boring I was.

I filtered myself, because I couldn't take how boring I was.

I don't get what apple pie even has to do with this though???

I actually have everyone filtered.

I just assume what things say and respond off that.

Have fun

Permafiltered

Permafiltered

Permafiltered

It's the only real way to thread, tbqh.

Wish
let's thumb wrestle

Who are you again?

But I have weak thumbs

i literally did this joke like two weeks ago

get the fuck out

It's just an excuse to hold your hand anyway

i'm hungry

but otherwise okay

wish
wrestle your thumb with my tongue

Actually.
I made this joke back in June, as well.
And July.
And several times in September.

So, uh.
No.

is it really worth bickering over this stupid shit?

Random image because I forgot one.
Just 'cause it's so utterly important that I include my namesake in my posts.

But I'm not Squash...?

What the heck does that even mean?

Want me to punch you in the jaw? I can punch you in the jaw.

I don't think either of us actually care.

you shut your mouth grim don't get involved

Yes, and you're Wish.

I don't have to be all cute with him, he'll put his hand into mine without question.

Its a shame
Because before rin tokai was alright

just saying it's kind of a waste of taka taka

the community knows who does what so nobody has to prove themselves

I meant put your thumb in my mouth but I would let you punch me if you wanted to.

he was prettier before

/r/ after rin pics of tokai

lmao saved

oh I shouldnt get involved
nvm

Oh, well your first idea seemed to have failed. Got any more?

I don't get it

Rin is a mess
Dragging tokai down
They are poisoning a once bright future

No ¬¬
not worth coming up with more

tokai's fate was sealed long ago.

I'm sure he'd happily put his hand into any of your places :^)

i like sucking on people's fingers

?

it's cute.

if we had a stone wall we'd have made carvings depicting the coming of queen tokai like four years ago

...

I've been way happier ever since tbh
even more active in things

Yeah okay

huh

There's a danish song about that.

is that lipstick

Is that fucking makeup

I was joking before but you look like the joker

its natural I swear

What.

I think tokai is prettier when he is sad

just my opinion

...

let's kill tokai's pets to make him beautiful

¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬

But a thumb.

...

question
did cookie quit the threads because excommunication or did she just fade off

I remember coming on one tc after my thread break to call her out for being a snake

sorry

You guys are all nutters.

not fortune cookie mind you

the other one

and you're a butter

Who told you!?

Cooki posted ladt week
Theyve a real life

I saw it in your eyes

ooh

What she here even for like...a week?

yes

like

what?

Apparently she can now squat like 250lbs or something
Also theyre going to s consoln as matoi ryuko

To a con as**

magazine cover tier

eugh

If someone puts their thumb in your mouth as opposed to the other digits they can hold your tongue down.

that's pretty cute.

?

Wait, why are you saying sorry?

I'll have to try this out some time.

I may or may not be rooming with "Cooki" next AX

overly muscular women=no thanks

overly muscular snakes= nooooooooooooo thanks

because it's the natural thing to say when I get the maximum side glare

i may or may not be rooming with "Grim" next AN

Use lube.

stick your dick into a food processor

I'm not going to any anime cons in the next 3-4 years at least

sorry wish

How is she a snake?

grim did you see her senior photos

the muscle looks good on her

i think she's taller than me too

that's weird.

You're weird.

someone call the cops

no because shes basically underaged/just turned 18

I was never friends with her like that

honest

I'd probably leave about as fast too if I discovered this place today tbh.

b-b-but..

That's why it was may or may not :^)

Oh, I just copied and pasted it.

same difference

she's your type

I came here for the friends

stayed for the drama and friends

my type is loyal at heart

instant incompatibility

am I loyal at heart? :^)

Why is she a snake

I thought Grim's type was forced trannies chained up in the basement.

oh because she talks shit about people behind their backs

often

it's hard to be loyal when you can't even let people get close to you in the first place

I came here for the drama

I stayed for...not sure why I'm here actually.

she's young. she hasn't been shown true love yet.

And?

shit that was harsh

brb gonna go cry

literately no clue why I stayed.

honest and weird

BUT WHO AM I TO JUDGE I DON'T EVEN KNOW YOU HA HA HA HAA

retch
she goes after meathead fuccbois last I've heard

that is the core definition of a social snake is it not?

Grim's types are beautiful women with determination and the ability to overcome insane odds. And Wish.

c:

I'm sorry, just being honest here

- Wish

wait did you literally copypaste that from skype

you nigger

Oh, sorry, Emma.

I may have

tfw you sympathise with wish's difficulty being close to anyone

...

I came way back when I had a debate with Alice about whether or not self moderation was viable for Holla Forums.

Then I stayed because... actually, I don't know. I think she invited me to ONG and I was like "Whatever."

And then I became Rin.

B-But that hurts!

She might be the one raping me tbh lmao

wow no inv to getting drunk at AN

Nigga calm down

Aspergers is a serious mental problem

It's almost like you're kindred spirits or something.

Yeah loco is a cold fish
It broke my heart

lol

Whatever happened to Amy

Could be worse.
Makes life interesting in a way.

killed himself

superstar

i broke his heart

he doesn't post as much anymore

i first saw that an hour ago and waited an hour on the +1 channel to get a picture of it

You're not gonna leave are ya.
that tend to happen with loco exes

WHO YOU CALLING NIGGA

That's actually the first thing I thought of.

You asshole, I liked him.

No.
I was here before loco.
I will be here after.

something to be proud of.

defiance,
that's the spirit

Its how you win world wars

scoots is still here but he lives a half life devoid o any pleasure, living only to spite death

Calm down there little girl

And to keep adding to his long list of inane thread monologues.

...

...

Its how you kill a soul snd embrace the memes. Nothing stands in my way now. I have transcended the mortal plane and gained sentience with ahuramazda

what is that

The number of times I'm going to stick my dick inside you

But that's not 0???

I see why it's called re:zero then.

OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

oh ho ho

Goddem

thank you thank you

here all day every day

Poor Cucumber
Imitation game mang

Give me your (you)s

I'm on break. Entertain me.

...

R i not entertain

Only if you show ass.

...

:/

...

...

i want to cuddle squash

This image is nice.
Both of those men are adorable.

[/spoiler]Just like you.[/spoiler]

...

I thought guro prefered harby's

Anyhow I'm off to work again.

Love some of you.
Most I don't care about.

3 of you can fuck off~

cuddling with your buddies isnt gay you fags

That feel when uncared for by squish.

thank ahuramazda i have no feelings

this show is so weird

girls pick a date by rating the guys peen

ur not spooky

Number 5 for no reason other than he has a robot leg.

...

hugging for survival*

how is this being aired on public tv

no wonder you guys need tv licenses

it just gets wierder

lets hug for survival bro

It was a joek because somebody emoted stabbing me earlier
Hence why im a ghost
Emote deded
Meme game too stronk

I'm going to politely ask you to stop whatever you've bee trying to do the past few weeks.

welp, she went with matty

...

A couple of work mates were explaining this shows concept to me some months ago.
Im still cringing from "nope"

what if I told you fuck you I won't do what you tell me just with some rage against the machine playing in the background though? maybe with a candle lit dinner

Then I'll just filter you, I guess.

FILTER THIS DICK DADDY

What a vintage year

YOU CAN'T FILTER HIS GIRTH, GRIM.

Your jokes are shitty

im at one disgusted at this for its ridiculous shallowness, disgusted by the fact theyve placed no controls for more common mate selection citeria like height, and curious as to what the results were

...memes weak, boo's spaghetti

i just burped a cloud of what looked like steam, weird

watch out you swallowed a bomb

see

Grim that was gold. Acknowledge the funny.

I just slid down the stairs and slammed my knee right into the the railing post.

tfw you'll never make sweet yuri love with your waifu

Shame you survived.

You are going to awaken Luka

rip me

gg

fucking gay m8

ouch are you okay?

I'll do the yuri with you nezibae

Kinda deserved it for bounding down the stairs like I did.

owh
is the pain bad?

I was laughing more than anything.

...

sorry senpai

what's wrong with being GAY HUH????

impossible, I'm a guy :(

oh good, don't be a dork on the stairs rin lol

everything

we can till fugg doe

silly gal

wow fucking bigot, permafiltered

not really im ded inside

You don't tell me what to do.
You're not my real mom!

what's that trap robut magical girl from anyway?

junk

myanimelist.net/anime/24705/Ore_Twintail_ni_Narimasu

I may have bruised my knee.

I finally got to wrestle with my friend!!
went like 7 rounds, and he got i me in 4 of them
great technique, very evasive and strong
I looke forward to rolling again in the future

Greco-roman style

tsk
need a bandaid? some tea? make better kiss?

I'll revive you on the inside and then all over the face and so on

no but I'm your real dad!

she went for the one with the robot leg

the current one is a bi girl choosing between men and women and one of the men is jesus

BJJ uwu

"wrestle"

"7 rounds"

"he got me in 4"

I need to stop bouncing around, and stay off it for a bit.

why are you quoting me? what's the issue here?

Really? Nice

...

lol, the compounding ridiculousness of this show is brilliant

robot leg

i'm excited to spar more with him I've been trying to for a long time but hes prettty busyy

end elephant cock tattoo

those tusks tho

Guy on the left looks like a skinny DSP

wrapping some cloth around it works with that

Reminds me, romda is back. Bae is prowling. Im so happy

...

Ronda**

RICE doesn't apply to bruises.

cold does help lessen the appearance and numbs the localized pain

oh right, first aid.
oh well

first AIDs

i'd worry too much he'd become a sith lord

Cold fixes all things, though.

Except death.
It also exacerbates death.

It's not a big deal, I just have to not slam it into anymore posts, or anything.

And maybe stop bounding everywhere, and walk like a normal person.

...

It also exacerbates hypothermia.

cold exacerbates burns.

False.

Ex has her bates

just relax and lay more

ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/23059135

you sound like luka rn

fear leads to anger
anger leads to hate
hate....leads to suffering

Offff

they're either like, very foreign, or irish

there is no british/european middle ground

That was the plan.

That doesn't say cold water exacerbates burns.
Actually, it says that it helps burns, but lukewarm water helps better.

But SFA training for slight burns is to run it under cool, not cold, water.

hate begets hate
violence begets violence
chicken nuggets chicken

you just triggered my munchies

Night all

can you do it easily though, or too much energy?

night scoots

I-...
What?

i just nailed mine lol

Well, it exacerbates the pain vs using lukewarm water, for sure.

nini xx

nee

it's hard to relax if you feel active.

To exacerbate something is to worsen the problem.

Cold water in no possible reading or comparison exacerbates any aspect of a light burn.

Though, according to that study, it doesn't provide the same measure of relief.

I rarely have any issue like that.
I just naturally tend to bound when I move, rather than walk like a filthy normie.

Pain is not part of the problem of a burn?

okay

...

Uh.
Cold water helps numb the pain of the burn, Grim.

That's why people say to run them under cold water.

...

oh okai then.
I usually bump into things.
but that's just cause the house is small.

pffgh

foreign girls are kinda hot

cold water isn't cold enough to numb the pain
unless it's ice cold

if you use cold tap water it'll shock your nerves and make it hurt for longer

I've tried both methods

endless chocolate milk

dreams

So've I, and as I said, it's supposed to be cool water for superficial burns, not cold.

oh ok
cuz your last few posts it was just cold

lukewarm>cool or cold tho

My last few posts were "That's not what the word exacerbate says, so stop using it."

And I wouldn't call lukewarm better than cool by any measure.
I'll agree both work better than outright cold, for superficial burns.

from the study
water treatment (62±4% vs. 69±5% (cold water) and 82±3% (control) [lower value is better]

no treatment (control) or application of cold (17 °C) or warm (37 °C) water applied for 20 min

37C is not anywhere close to ice cold, it's actually the temp of cool water

Saw this test, got me curious.

ricepuritytest.com/

Also, hi.

WHY ARE YOU EVEN TRYING TO ARGUE THAT WHAT YOU'RE SAYING IS BETTER THAN WHAT I'M SAYING IF YOU'RE JUST GOING TO SAY THEY'RE THE SAME FUCKING THING.

Test is simple with just being checkboxes and the score is amount of unchecked checkboxes, but I'm still curious.

Unrelated: Whaddup?

im just trying to say lukewarm is best~

hihi

what

I got 77

whats it mean

ha

the higher your score the more prude you are

Yo. How you?

I assume it;s like a half-way Spiderman-kiss.
Like, not upside down, just really tilted.

Quite pure.
100 is PUREST
0 is true slut.

what.

But you literally just said that what you're calling lukewarm water is the same thing as cool water.
Which literally means that the past few posts have been pointless.

Oh shit, didn't even notice the 69, lol.

so I'm less prude than forty but more than you.

seems right tbh

ahaaaah

what is with me today

its ma bday
im happy

I see

get it?

I said cold water in the study is actually cool water

thus lukewarm is still better than cool

...

...

oh, i didnt get the 69 joke and left it unchecked

OH LOL
woops I meant to type in 17C

my bad ^^" im distracted

tbh I just like to have pissing contests

19
bravo

Oh shit.
Happy Birthday!

Wew.

I'm flattered.
And surprised, I guess.

thank you kindly

hmm why?

When you wake up to no internet but you fix it by turning it off and on again.

Kind of an asinine one.
You're arguing about a registered first aider about training they received from a HCP.

Spiders clogging up the router, I assume.

Fun day?

I'm also registered in first aid friend

adult and minor mind you

extremely

lots of gifts (:

The thought gives me the chills.

I don't remember telling you happy birthday grim.

so happy birthday

Then you should know that 20 minute treatment time for a superficial burn is more than a little bit long.

I've had a colony of ants inside my router once.

Neat.
Dunno that game.
Looks Aesthetic.

You should also know that the rats had a large area of their tissue burned, hence the extended treatment time. Y'know, if you read the study.

me neither
its an mmo apparently

It's not great. I remember pictures of computer towers infested with hundreds of spiders.

Another day in Portugal.

fortune so pure

whoa

I would have, but you didn't link me the study.
You linked me a summary.

did you scroll down
link to the entire study should be there

i feel like things are crawling over me

neru you virgin

Wish I could at least check "Romantic Handholding"...

I'll look into it later. Animal MMO sounds unique.

They have spiders that small in Autralialand?

I learned when I was really small, not to bring inside any flowers that I picked in the garden because they'll always be small jumping spiders all over them.

I did.
And also didn't see it.

you might need to be in a university for the full article or pay some money for it

Australia is one big shitty web.

Neither of those conditions apply, and that explains why that only gives a summary itself.

well
isn't
that
a
damn
shame

I am in the Upside-Down parallel dimension.

At least there aren't any niggers right?

Right?

I rarely see them.

i'm a little late to the party
but, huh.

Hmm.

New "high"score.
Dayum though, 17.
So impure.
Heya.

I'd ask what's wrong but I need to have a shower and leave for something.

hi
i love puffy vulva

...

wew

Hence RinxToki?

i'm two years older than that don't shaft me motherfucker

lad

Until we meet again.

Wait Oops. I seem to have made a wrong assumption.

Whoops.

huh

You'd love it if I were to shaft you, wouldn't you?
:^)

Nothin', made a mistake.
Who's this? Do I know ya?
Sorry if I do and forgot.

p-pardon? get away from me you fiend rin has no tiddy

quite the lewdo you are

Oppai piggu go homu.

Oobles needs to stop pettanko shaming.

huh, i'm surprised the lot of you didn't score far lower

ok basic waifu

calling bs on this one

I didn't do the test tbh

i call bs on yours then

95 For life.

wow what a disappointment

wow have u even SEEN a tiddy

I don't think I have, actually.

huh
or a penis?

None but mine, no.

perv

it's ok to be pure
u'll find another dick or vagoo sometime

What was your score again, kiddo?

WELL ITS OBV WE DONT KNOW EACH OTHER ENOUGH THEN

I don't even know what a dick is.

Does it have something to do with Richard?
I kinda hate that guy.

The SLUT

ITS NOT MY FAULT COPS ARE RACIST

...

It's great to be pure.
Though it's boring.
Romantic Handholding when?

Look in a mirror.

not really, thing would probably be low as fuck don't really need a test to tell me that

ok curry daddy umu

I will platonicly hold your hand at best.

But my delusions only let me see a cute little blonde gynoid when I do that.

what are you a fucking PUSSY CLICK THE DAMN BOXES NIGGA

same

Strictly less magical, nothanks.

what boxes? I don't even have the link lol

If such delusions can alter perception, then it's powerful enough to attempt to harness it as a viable power source.

Or make people think it is, anyway.

OK IM SORRY

ricepuritytest.com/
r ^ r

...

d-don't give me that look, daddy...

Nigga what?

You're supposed to make it romantic instead!
ugh.

My bad.
I was curious.
This place is great for shitty tests,

...

nigga please! d-don't.... i-i-i-i'm gonna............................

oh i'm sorry my hands are just so underwhelming.

Look what this curiosity has wrought.

?

huh not as low as I expected, 31

Any hands can be held romantially!

Saddeningly little.

Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Hopefully you've learned your lesson.

I win motherfucker.
All hail the slut queen. (Apparently)

B-but...

wat? is it impressively higher than you expected for me too?

good girl

Probably not.

"b-b-but" what?

...........yucky

i dont know i'm a retard

...

...

I was gonna say that about the queen slut thing, what are the chances

...

it's true

Way, way lower!

That's alright.
What's your name then? Oobles?

yes my name is oobles

fair

why would you think that it'd be higher though?

new

Nice to meetcha.

I dunno.
Imagined Spoilers was pure...
*Sniffle*