Guess who's birthday it is today

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ok

gay niggas

Oh hi, Jason Schreier.

You'll find out her weight if she's on top of you

Real men treat their bodies as temples, appreciate aesthetics, and recognize the kind of discipline, self-respect, and dedication it takes to achieve those gains. Prime qualities in a woman and mother of your children.

Soft men like soft women, the kind of low-brow bitches who have no self-control, no self-respect, and will either get fat while leeching off of your income and/or will stuff herself full of nigger dicks at the first opportunity - then try to convince you to watch as she gets fucked by her bull.

Must be americano.

First post best post. She always looked meh and I dont know what the appeal is.

I'd joke about how burgers are all obese, but I'm more concerned about how he seems to genuinely think a woman is either a bodybuilder or fat.

Or, what, are you posting from a netcafe from your communist shithole country?

Same-fag.

Ah, one of a handful of chinks I appreciate.

YOUR TIME IS UP FAGGOT

It's my birthday today or it would be if there were a Feb 29th this year

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Filename should have been "gondolina", by the way.

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I still want to have sex with her.

I can't believe you actually got me to find the full clip. It's just a fucking pterodactyl.

Does the pterodactyl drug her and rape her in a van?

Don't talk about japanese men that way.

BIG MEATY GAMS

swarthykin detected. whites prefer large breasts. it's been scientifically proven.

How I imagine being leg-locked by her

Some people you just cannot please.

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Do space vans count?

WHERE'S THE PORN

Reminder that Blair Dame is the superior musclegrill

Who says she only has legs dummy also proceed to do this. (vid related)

ur a faget

I want to suck the farts right out of her

You can suck the farts out of my ass and pretend it's her. I'll even wear a qipao dress, faggot.

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On /vp/ where it belongs

>>>/vp/

are you a big-butt chinese lady?

More chun

God bless AKIMAN

(you)

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haha

Chun has a lot of muscles in her legs but imagine how tight her pussy/asshole muscles can get too, Im convinces that she can squeeze so hard with her muscle bound cooch/anus that she could probably tear a mans dick off with it.

THIS DOES NOT EXPAND DONG, FORGET I ASKED

imagine. A 50 year old granny Li still with monster thighs.

Now thats what I call a GILF

Here's to the best mattress actress of them all!
Jacked off to her during the SSFII days and still do. My favorite is Rose though.

Cammy and Rainbow Mika are better. White and Blond is superior to all.

First pic: brazillian whore (they call them "cosplayers" now) that is not even remotely like that in real life. She edits everything, from her ass and legs, to her whole face, on those pics. Also, her "friends" denounced that she might have literal AIDS now, contracted from drugs (one of them affirms that it was sex with a bissexual freak, so there is that too).

What a shame. at least she is good with photoshop because I never noticed.

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But aren't the monster legs the whole point?

Why even do hentai??

Guess we're stuck with drawings then.

Not necessarily, just redesign the shape and jiggle physics of her chest. That's all you gotta do.

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:^) :^)

Checked and would

might as well post these

I said "she edits", but mostly, it is a team of faggots and her cuck "boyfriend" that do the whole thing.
She just poses for pics, and everyone else do the job.
And in the end, knowing that she fucks freaks and contracted AIDS (and who knows what else) is really off putting.
*Reports from a close associate that worked on cons and with her.

i wonder if she can rupture my testicles in 1 hit.

What the fuck is wrong with you?

That last pic, mmm - goddamn those gains, holy shit. She made it. You have no excuse.

I was going to say

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tbh, I don't think that the gif is her, since the thigh monster there has a tattoo which Natascha doesn't. Still, she definitely could crush a melon just as proficiently. And I'm pretty sure those aren't photoshops, she just fell pretty hard for the Squats & Oats meme. IIRC, she competes in the WBFF.

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Why do you think anybody gives a fuck?

Agreed, based on what i have said in

But it's not my… whoops, sorry, wrong thread.

My dick is sad.

Chun-li is so chinese she can only have 1 child.

Cheat on them or fuck them harder?

Wow the final boss from the next SF.

Shit, I hate when I find this kind of thread when I'm in class. I shouldn't even be here right now because my class only starts after the break, I didn't check it right.
What's even worse, I just got my new pc yesterday and only got to play it today, wanted really bad to keep playing a little more.

It apparently only takes around 350lbs of force to crush a watermelon, so I'm not that impressed by gifs like that anymore.

that is very gay user.

what a coincidence, i just fapped to chunlieater before seeing this htread

I only jack off once per week because it gives you a boost that more than doubles testosterone levels, therefore increasing gains during my recovery period. I might just have to make an exception tonight if you keep posting.

are the best girls born in march? baiken and sakura are this month too
my birthday is the same as baikens

Is this an old thread and I'm looking at my old post?

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Ham-saddling bean detected.

I want office lady Chun Li to squash my head between her legs

t. Makotocucks

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What did we do to deserve such a wonderful thread?

I never understood why her weight was "unknown" when I was a kid. My dad said "A lady doesn't tell people how much she weighs."

Because fat women are undesirable, and by knowing their weight you can predict if they will be a fat whore even before she turns into one, and then you can abandon those.

Wow news at 11.

Though in any case, I'd rather have a larger woman that loves and respects me, cooks, cleans, and sews, rather than a thin and vain woman who only causes problems

How?

this isnt fair im not supposed to masturbate

what a shame but at least I cant get aids through screen. still it seems Enji stands as purest cosplayer so far.

now i am in trouble

Succumb to corruption user, and read Convict Conditioning if you truly want to get /fit/.

begone thots

Old-school (2004)

And that would have been the only thing salvageable.

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GOD DAMN IT CHUN

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Posting official ecchi art

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[Goodbye Horses playing in the background]

GODDAMN,that ass is great.

SEXUAL COMMENTS WILL NOT BE TOLERATED. COMMENT-RAPE IS A SERIOUS ISSUE!

Guess i'm going to cyber-jail

Is this the best alternate costume/char redesign ever?

It's a variation of her first SFIV alt. And no, the greatest alternate costume of all time is Dante's Legendary Dark Knight costume aka the Sparda cosplay aka the 19th century pimp costume.

not even the best chun-li skin.

I hope the first one on your list is best chink.

That pic is great. Is it head prison, or *ahem* head prison? Both options are acceptable!

Why is it that whenever they replace Laura Bailey they always go for Burch? I mean, first Persona 4 and now Street Fighter? They barely even sound alike.

maybe there's some politics there

Sauce on third artist? Artstyle looks amazing.

Artist is Razalor, apparently. That was found quickly.

Burch probably works for peanuts while Bailey is the girl Baker. You're supposed to set her voice to JP anyway.

I heard we were having a chun li thread.

why is it always horse cocks?

IIRC some faggot commissioned a bunch, and also just being a well known character makes you an immediate candidate for every fetish imaginable.

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Her SFV "battle" costume does appear to be a more sexy variation on her SF4 alt 1. Her worse one is her Red Bull alt. Ewwwwww

Burch's voice is so generic, even a tf2 tumblr fangirl can easily imitate her voice, I'm not even joking.

I'll ve happy to be the first one to acknowledge this post

I did not know about Enji. Sticj with her, as she is a lot more beautiful than Vandovelli, and hopefully, free of AIDS as well.

"I'm creating art."

What is the Mexican cleaning lady in the mirror of the third pic thinking during that?

Best actor to portray her?

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"I hope I don't get deported."

Cleaner probably missed her off-duty police officer status

Instagram whores like her are the worst kind of whores. They have this massive unwarranted self-importance just because they aren't full time prostitutes or porn stars. With porn stars and actual prostitutes at least you know what you're dealing with and they don't try to hide it. Instawhores can live the lifestyle they have only because they have ubercuck sugar daddies who most of the time are treated like a human ATM and don't even get to fuck them.

isnt she now doing fisting/gapings?

So in other words, they're typical women

The wicked impostor of Chun li got arrested for capturing six golden coins.

HOUSE KEEPEEN

Happy birthday Chun-Li

Capcom's gift to Chunners

Happy Birthday to those
BIG. MEATY. THIGHS.

I wanna puke each time I see that.

It takes an instagram whore to make a literal prostitute into the moral superior, because at least prostitutes are honest (about being whores, anyhow).

2018 is Chinese Year of the Earth Dog

archive.is/IHTaq

God Bless Akiman. Keep fighting the good fight.

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Sometimes that's a bad thing.

the game came out in the 80's so she was 20 something.

its obvious you are some 12 year old faggot, who doesn't know the difference between fat and thick.

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He sounds like one of those anime guys that gives an inspirational speech about his fetish like it's the 2nd coming of Christ. Except it's real life, so he probably just looked like a sperg. Regardless, he's a hero.

Correct.
The instawhores also have the orbiting bet cucks that try (in vain) to hide the fact that the whores are just prostitutes that perform fewer functions. And most of them don't even take care of their health. It is common to have cosplay whores contract all kinds of diseases. They simply go without thinking, and end up infected.

She feels awkward even though she killed John Lennon.

Waifufags are the worst.

The yoko that was with lennon was named yoko ono.

All Yokos bring bad news.

Funny how Bill Burr is explaining the video, the man himself is cucked by his own wife.

racemixing
not even once kids

I'm not sure if Lennon was all that pussywhipped. He had a bunch of extramarital affairs, which nearly caused his relationship with Yoko to collapse.

There were quite a few factors beyond Yoko. Harrison was pissed about how few of his songs were used despite it being clear that he was the most talented musician of the group.

Woof

its my dream to make the getter robo and gurren langan of fetishes

Blessed thread.

Thigh Fighter

Chun Li wins!

Am I finally turned on by this girl?

user, STOP

Combined?

Yes, combined.
An 8-ounce steak has 58 to 64.5 grams of protein.
Two lemons (roughly 100 grams) have from 0.5 to 1.1 grams of protein.
Two lemons ain't eight ounces of steak, for fuck's sake.
Fucking weirdo.

Got any source for that?

Their ass, semen barely fills a teaspoon. It does a ton of various different vitamins and such, but in very negligible amounts. You'd make back the nutritional deficient by eating a banana and an egg.

The interweb, search engine that shit.

Hello, baby-nuts.
Source: your wishful thinking rectum

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Long haired Chun Li was predicted in SF2

Factors for what?

Probably the only female fighter that's actually decently meta from all arcade games.

Balanced aesthetics

Do squats actually make your ass rounder/firmer?
Or should it be combined with other exercises around the legs/lower-back? I know its better to work the whole body if you can though (each muscle helps those next to it, hence why having a good core can help a lot of other muscles)

THICK THIGHS SAVE LIVES
Or in this case end them

Don't make me say it

That rule only applies to OPs.

OP is too busy """"""""""thinking""""""""""" about mature thunder thighs.

THUNDER!

Yatta ne!

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The Beatles dissolving.