FF7

If Tifa or Aeris didn't date your sorry ass at the Gold Saucer, you played the fucking game wrong, chief. Delete your save and do it again.

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But Barret is mai waifu.

FF7 is a shit game anyway, 9 is better.

No, that's terrible. I don't even know how you'd get those results. That has never happened on any of my playthroughs.

Doesn't make it a shit game, just because it isn't the best one.

Barret is best girl, and you're a faggot. Aeirs is a corpse, and Tifa is a dumb bitch. Barret is a bro, has your back, and has a gun arm.

Because you're not a real hardcore mothafucker.

But the best girl is Yuffie. Fuck those sluts.

Dude, she's annoying as shit.

I bet you jumped too late too.

WHAT THE FUCK ARE THOSE POLYGONS DOING?

It's probably legal in Japan

They're making a voxel

sit down and drink your god damn tea

K-Kisu. ~chuu~ (' '3

Is she stealing his materia?

Post crossdressing cloud ha ha

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It still impresses me that this game had so many great moments in it.

No, just his mana

You mean the part where they let his father crumble through the ages instead of using a Soft?

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I still have yet to play it. Doesn't look bad from a playthrough I saw when I was younger but there are many other RPGs I would rather play.

hold on does that mean traps aren't gay?

Gay, not gay, there's an ass that's going to get fucked here.

So, gay.

FF9 fags I swear have brain tumours that stop them from perceiving the passage of time to put up with this god awful game

As long as you're the pitcher, it's not gay.

with anal, everyone's catching
the aids

I can't get past those disgusting character designs in FF9, literally the funko pops of FF characters.

FF9 characters are perfectly fine, you don't know what you're talking about.

No boobs no buy.
Fuck off shills.

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Don't buy it either way, retard.


Amarant always looked like some rooster headed freak to me. What were they thinking with those designs?

for you

Back in the day I couldn't tell what the fuck was he even supposed to be because everything was so low res, including portraits. That goes for rat to I suppose. I thought they're some sort of aliens/monsters, like the cook thing.

You know that's something I thought about at the time quite a bit. I know why he wasn't brought back, but disregarding that, he is a pincushion. He ran to the outlook, full of arrows rending and damaging his flesh, probably exhausted. I didn't see any fracturing in the stone at the time so that's a toss up, but he does look like the sandy hot wind has slightly eroded his outermost layer.
If he had a soft used on him he would probably die either of shock, or the trauma sustained before he was petrified and compounded with any micro fractures and erosion to his stone body.
So yeah however you look at it, it was really a great moment.

The only correct answer is to date Tifa because then you can get the excellent scene at the end where Tifa gets really embarassed because she and Cloud fucked the night before the final battle and everyone was on the Highwind watching them go at it, completely hardcore, doing all the full-on nasty shit that you only do when you're literally about to die tomorrow when the world ends and they're your childhood crush/best friend and you've finally giving in to dicking.
God it makes me hard.

The fuck? I didn't click on no damned tardis. This is the pic I meant to post.

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They could have easily improved the game by keeping the party size at 3, removing the useless characters like Amarant, Steiner and Quina, and instead adding Beatrix to the party.

All sodomy is gay even if its between a man and a woman.

That is a disturbing image.

I couldn't play it until I got a ps2.


Those are all pretty good party members though, Amarant is questionable later I think. Beatrix would have either been broken or useless as a fulltime party member.


They did a pretty horrible job on everything regarding Amarant. His backstory is pretty comical though.

I'm going to buy two PS4 copies just to spite you!
joking aside I unironically enjoyed FFXV even though the combat was garbage and could see this remake actually having the potential of being fun if they don't screw up the combat.

it's gonna be sort of like ffxv and kingdom hearts right? I wonder how knights of the round will work summons in KH were cool

I'm morbidly curious, what part of FFXV was enjoyable? The bara?

Good to see fellow men of taste.

Fuck Japan.

Beatrix is hands-down my favourite FFemale.


You can just imagine it, can't you?
They're sitting on an open field, no one around for miles, and at first they're just talking. About anything except what they've got to do tomorrow. About the end.
Then Tifa gets cold and moves closer to Cloud for warmth, and he's so warm, and instantly she's on fire. She feels it building within her, and suddenly her lungs are filled with smoke. She can't breath, while static electricity fills the air between them.
"Cloud," she says, "I'm scared."
She goes and says it, and brings up that which should not be mentioned. But then she says: "Not of dying. Of living without you. Of having lived without ever…knowing you."
She puts her head on his shoulder and for a moment he's still as a rock, the rock she's come to know on this journey, after his illness, after Hojo's experiments, where he lost himself in madness and found himself again in a river of pure living energy, and became the man she always knew he could be. Hard as a rock, dependable, becoming greater not by being born to it, but by overcoming things no smaller man could conceive. A man of iron will. Her island in the storm. Her dependable rock.
But then he softens just a little, and the stone facade breaks and his arm moves, sliding around her waist, cupping her hip, one finger slipping beneath the waistband of her skirt.
She gasps, breath holding, heart pounding, head screaming at his touch as all sensible thought leaves her body, burned away in a fire she always felt but fought to contain.
Until now.
And then his head rests against hers, his cheek on the top of her head. And she feels him breathe her in, inhaling her, taking her in to his body, and sighing at her scent. And his arm squeezes around her, moving down slightly, bravely, to feel the curve of her buttock, as he turns his face and kisses the top of his head, his lips brushing her dark hair, so carefully parted in the middle. She always did her hair nice, she always wanted to look her best for him. And now he kissed her.
She freezes. Heart-stopping. She's rigid, unable to move, body screaming and burning up inside. She's trembling with the effort but she can't move, and when she does it's a shaky, jittering motion as her body pulls her in ten different directions at once. To lunge at him, to straddle him, to kiss him, to pull him towards her, to pull him on top of her, to feel his weight on her, pressing in to her, as the heart between her legs, unquenched by the growing desire that spreads and gushes, readying herself for him, feeling him press himself in to that growing aching emptiness inside her, until the emptiness is no big she can't bear it, and she's falling in to it, she's falling and she doesn't think she'll ever be able to stand again.
All she can do is look at him, her big brown eyes staring at him, pupils dilated, staring in o his glowing mako eyes that smile back with resolute kindness, and a cocky knowingness, and all she can do is croak out one word from breathless lungs filled with thunderstorms and lightning that courses through every nerve in her body.
"Cloud." she says.
And then he leans down and kisses her forehead, and cups her jaw in one calloused hand, worn-rough from all those battles fought with that Buster Sword he loves so much, and his fingers brush the back of her neck and tickle her behind the ear, and he smiles. And then his hand is a fist in her hair at the back ofher head, and he has a hold of her, and he pulls her to him without asking, just taking.
And he kisses her, and she's falling even faster, and she reaches out and puts her arms around his shoulders to hold on for her life because this is more alive than she's ever felt.
And then he lays her down in the soft grass, dewy and wet in the dusk air, and it doesn't matter what happens tomorrow, because to her it feels like the entire universe is exploding within her right now, and all she can do is moan in to his mouth as he hands move upon her body.

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No.
No, it isn't, user.


If it weren't for the tail, Zidane would be fine.
Amarant and Quina are trash though, I'll give you that.

The rest are decent.
Eiko and Freya are cute.

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You're gay.

Where the fuck did I say that?

Well, no one in their right mind would voice dislike of Tifa, so it has to be Yuffie you don't care about.

Aerith

But she dies. Also, used goods.

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I'm saying it's perfectly normal not to give a shit about Aerith.

Why'd you have the word but though?

I thought you mentioned her as a waifu (you didn't care for) and I pointed out she's not much of a waifu when she's supposed to die and is still pining for her dead boyfriend.

I got it with a GREATEST HITS combo that included Metal Gear Solid. Before that I had been playing the likes of Spyro, Crash. and Croc.

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Clearly Yuffie, Jesse, and Marlene are the best waifus in FF7. Jesse dies unfulfilled, Yuffie probably fucks you and then steals your materia after you impregnate her, and Marlene still has to come of age. So assuming Barret isn't Coral Town's token rapefugee…Marlene is the best waifu for Cloud.

If NIGGER didn't date your sorry ass at the Gold Saucer you need to get the fuck off this board

Better steer clear of World of FF then

World of FF does a chibi look that is cute, FF9 has some uncanny valley shit going on because they tried to do "realistic" chibi. I still avoided world of FF because of the retarded localization.

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get out

I don't actually remember Amarant being in FFIX and I'm not 100% convinced you are not all playing a joke on me by talking about him.

Fuck you all, Tifa is best girl.

YOU'RE A MEGA-CUCK!

What are Squeenix going to do next, remake Dirge of Cerberus?

You're a faggot.


We are talking about cute waifus, not roasties and their smelly, loose vaginas.

With the pink hair, unironically can't tell whether that's Cloud or Lightning.

REMEMBER MORE THAN ONE WAIFU WILL RUIN YOUR LAIFU

user, one woman is already more than a handful, you really want the headache of juggling?

Who the hell wants them to be a part of one's daily life?
Deceive them, fuck them, abandon them.
Repeat again and again.
Get them young, discard them when they age.

You are confusing 2D with 3D user. Don't that again ok?

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Trips confirn, Barret is best girl

Trips of truth.

>aeris

No one will ever know, so it's fine.

You really don't get Waifus do you user?

I wouldn't know, never played it since I grew up with a Nintendo 64 and a Game Boy.

It's just a standard turn based RPG. You have a party of characters and each one can use their own unique weapons and special abilities. In order to use magic, you must find or purchase Materia, which are crystallized orbs of the planet's primary source of energy. You stick the Materia into your weapon slots or if you're a kinky bitch you string them together and make some anal beads for Yuffie and they allow you to use various spells. Since your equipment has a limited number of Materia slots, you have to arm your entire party with various pieces in order to have a well rounded team that will cover all your needs.

You fight a number of enemies that will basically put your team configuration to the test. It's pretty standard shit. There is the Gold Saucer, where there are mini games you can play. Also, the story is bat shit insane.

And that's a problem how?
7/10 bait, made me reply.

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continue

Sounds interesting, I am guessing that the Steam port is shit?

Yeah, it's shit but it can be fixed. If you decide to get it, try to get the original 2008 version. 2012 version requires that you sign up for a Square-Enix account. Then, you can fix everything by using The Reunion mod. Fixes the framerate issues, fixes translation errors, and other such things.
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You know, I never really thought of her as waifu material but now that I think about it don't even want to be in the same municipal area as her lest it be destroyed

You take that back,
The others, yes they are terrible designs i didn't like back them then and not even nostalgia googles make me like them now. The only thing people praises about the game is Garnet's ass.

At least she has the best voice though.

half of this is bullshit

I'm not enjoying this or anything.

Nigger tier.

You know what pisses me the fuck off? I read this whole strip, and the information in it isnt entirely terrible. The entire part about not using the same condom or avoid going from ass to cunt to mouth, its all decent information. But holy fuck the way its presented is some of the worst shit i have ever seen. They think throwing in some dykes and shit makes them cute and edgy but it comes off as so fucking forced and all the terrible imagery of a fat woman bending over prodding herself… Fuck its like someone had an idea to teach people about sex but they got lost on their way to just straight sex and decided to force their political agenda into it.

Fucking christ, sage for off topic

It's not decent information because it encourages anal sex in the first place. Your ass is not meant to take a dick.

Wait until you see the comic he made about cuckolding.

unfortunately people are going to fuck each other in the ass for the rest of our lives so its better to at least teach how it works

Well now this is just the worst damage control i have ever seen in my life

How about you use the valuable limited amount of information you can convey by teaching something even more useful : Sex is making children. As soon as you can digest this you can avoid 99% of problems related to sex. I fucking swear my high school sex ed never even mentioned that, it's like we were wiser when we were 7 years old when we knew where babies came from. This abhorrent socialist course only thought about gays, weird as fuck sexual practices such as snowballing and gave condoms to everyone.

What the fuck is wrong with her face? She looks like Ichabod Crane's face got slapped over hers.

>>>/ovens/


just emulate the psx version.


I genuinely liked the open world aspect and thought the characters had decent personalities despite the odd fashion design. I know "open world" gets a bad rap but apart of why I like JRPG's even back on the NES was the exploration. IIn fact one of the reasons I hated FF10 was because of how they got rid of the overworld maps. I personally believe if the combat was actually sophisticated enough to be challenging it would have been a good game. But instead, the combat was completely garage. Being that the combat is bad I can't recommend it but because I actually like everything else, even the story and Kingsglaive film, then I consider it a guilty pleasure. Plus Cindy is sexy as fuck.


I don't remember FFXV being particularly short. Just wish you were able to explore the fallen world and that one chapter (I think 13) was shit.

Want to sustain a whore that will become uglier by the time, while other young beauties are taken by others? Go ahead.


Everything ruined by forced product placement as well as having the whole world be more interesting than the main characters. And then, having the whole fujoshit characterization of a "males only 'family", with a male "mother" that puts everything good into the trash.

2D doesn't age, what are you talking about?

FF7 IS GARBAGE AND RUINED THE SERIES

geddin daun

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Tifa's the best, followed by Yuffie in second place. Aerith is a distant third, because only cucks choose her. Her heart will always belong to Zack, anyways. Barret is obviously in last fucking place, because only degenerate faggots wanna be blacked.

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What else did you have in mind?

How does a grown man carry around such a heavy sword and still have twink arms?

Tifa might be the reason for my titfuck fetish

genetic alien mutations and magic rocks combined

Barret
The materia system was also trash.

Niggers ruin everything simply by existing.

I was going to say, "At least Materia wasn't Junctioning…" But then I realized that it basically is.

Damn, now I need to go and fap to this again.

I like this meme.

Tifa literally is the reason I have a embarrassingly huge silicone breast implant fetish.

I WANT TO FUCK CLOUD AND MAKE HIM CUM LIGHTNING FAST BECAUSE OF HOW MUCH HE ENJOYS MY GIANT COCK INSIDE HIS FLUFFY CLOUD BOYPUSSY if you know what i mean

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Yes its degenerate I know. I like the disgustingly freakishly large ones on a 3DPD

Are we still pretending that the OST of Final Fantasy XIII wasn't generic as fuck?

The game is finished, they are just working on the knights of the round summon

It has tits, so it's not Lightning.


At least you don't have to draw materia from enemies and wells in the first place. Junctioning is still worse.

I never played this game but I tell everyone it's my favorite.

Lightning has tits, though, and they even gave her an upgrade for LR. It's the derriere in which she's lacking.

Every time I see this chick I hear Scooter shrilling "CATCH-A-RIIIIIDE!"

Aeris is the default option for if you fuck up your chances with everyone else.

Fellow man of culture. Played it on PS1 when it first came out back in 1997 and Tifa was my first vidya fap. The countless hentai doujins made featuring her didn't help.

Borderlands is a shit franchise. The first one was the only good one design wise and even then it had a nigger as the default all rounder character aka face of the franchise and the leader of the muh resistance. Not surprisingly everyone ended up liking Brick and Lilith more. They then tried to emphasize Roland's importance to the IP's mythos in BL2 by having him killed off but then everyone's favorite characters in BL2 turn out to be General Knoxx and Handsome Jack aka the two straight white male villains.

Final Fantasy 7 was released on the PC back in the day. Getting an old edition and modding the shit out of it is the way to go.

The funny thing is that cuckolding is something that's promoted by SJWs and all their degenerates, but look at it. It explicitly states that masculinity is the very specific role of the bull here, boasting about his muscles and how he humiliates the cuck.
They bitch and moan about toxic masculinity but they celebrate the same toxic masculinity if they get to cuck their husband with it.
It's fucking nuts.

I've never played VII, please explain.

stop posting and play FF7 right now

It's on my backlog.

No excuses

another reason to start playing it right now at the very minute

Leftism in general is about effeminate envy and schadenfreude.
The cuck cries in pain as his bull nigger hits you

I'll spoonfeed since you probably don't have 20-80 hours to dump into it

1: it's possible to go on dates with various party members. Barret is more of a bromance

2: he game is fucking 20+ years old. How do you not know this? Aeris dies

He wasn't born yet when the game came out.

Never finished this game or almost any JRPG for that matter, random encounters are the bane of my existence.

If you didn't ruin the play, you weren't playing correctly.

what is the purpose of those three bolts?

other than rule of cool it could serve to secure the inner piece to the outer shell piece.
It could also serve as a point of attack or point of defense in that I wouldn't want to get any part of my squishy organic body slammed into any of those three bolts there.
Of course, it is probably just rule of cool there. And given what we've seen, it's very minimalist compared to what FF characters have become.

Shit, just take a look at the same character in that kingdom hearts game.

I guess we'll just ignore the other 12 bolts in the armlets around his wrists?

It's just a cyber punk aesthetic. Supposed to look almost like a machine and less like a man.

That design was made at the height of Nomura's Belts and Zippers phase. Cloud got it the worst because it's also trying to evoke Vincent, since they couldn't include him. The other FF characters in KH don't suffer from it nearly as bad. I wonder if we'll get more VII characters in KHIII, since the VII remake is being made simultaneously and they'll be relevant again.

its stupid, if he lifts up his arm there is a high chance he will hurt his head or neck with it

I doubt he can lift his flimsy arms that high.

So I've been watching footage of the bootleg FF7 HD mod and I have to wonder why Square doesn't just give the creator a little bit of dosh and release it on PSN and steam as a legit HD version of FF7. They could do this AND put the remake out next year. This shit looks perfect. They even kept the artstyle consistent with the cutscene models.

It's fucking beautiful.

That looks terrible. He should have just made real textures for the character instead.

Burch, is that you?

Kinda funny actually. I giggled.

What are you talking about? it makes the in game models look better than the combat models and all of the NPCs are unblockified as well.

I really want to play it but I dont want to buy FF7 again. Apparently it doesnt work with torrented versions.

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A low poly model with textures looks better than a high poly model with no textures. That's why FF8 and 9 look so much better than 7.

Well it makes the game not look like complete shit, so I guess its passable.


Yuffie is only best girl because I have yellow fever.

generally speaking shoulder spikes are a bad idea, they catch blades that the plates are designed to deflect

Yeah, and that's why the on the right looks better.

I wonder if they have an embargo on revealing Tifa's model until after release date.

I really hope it's not that you can only control Cloud in battle and that it's game over whenever Cloud gets KO'd. That shit pissed me off with Noctis in FFXV and from the screens I saw, they appear to be using the XV battle system.

Didn't they already announce it was using the FFXV engine and it was gonna play exactly like FFXV with FFVII skins?

Dubs validating the confirmed trips. Cloud + Barret = One true golden saucer date.

Plate armor is shaped to absorb impact from blows, that doesn't detract from your point but plate is not designed specifically to deflect blows since a dead on hit from a warhammer, axe, or mace will go right through so you want the plate armor to be able to protect and absorb as much of that hit as possible. Especially the head cause everyone aims for the head.

Google an image of any kind of armor and you'll notice there are no flat surfaces. It would be far less efficient to design armor to absorb rather than deflect.

She's japanese not chinese.

You have no god damned idea what you're talking about at all, flat surfaces are terrible for absorbing impact. And melee weapons aren't bullets.

Kill yourself.

Yuffie is a cunt and I completely agreed with Cloud when he told her he didn't give a fuck about her shitty village and just wants his materia back.

Dude everyone in Wutai is supposed to be chinese.

That's fine if they include character switching and not auto death when Cloud gets his ass kicked.

And that's why Yuffie is a thieving slut.

No it's fucking not. You can't just remove 90% of a game's mechanics and claim it's a remake.

I dont know about you but the battle system was the only part of XV that was any good.

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Are you fucking retarded? XV's combat is worse than the story.

Well put it on your frontlog, you beta bitch.


Are you sure? The music in 13 was actually pretty good and easily the best aspect of the entire game.

I'd prefer it not to be any previously used battle system but they can do far worse than XVs with tweaks. That's not an idiot statement. Besides, it doesn't really look like XV's battle system anyway by the screenshots I've seen and there appears to be individual character use so chill out.

It's literally using the same UI.

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Singapores have giant fucking mouths and smile way too damn much, Japanese are the most light skinned and have stocky figures, Koreans have a yellowish skin tone compared to Japanese and have wider eyes, but either look normal or "holy shit what is wrong with your FAAAAACE" level of fucked, and Chinese have some of the darkest skin out of all of the Asian.

On that note there's discernable differences in accent and dialect, Japanese are terse and multi-syllable focused, Chinese has a "twanging" tone in it that focuses on the "wa" and "ouh" sounds, and so on.

Nobody has ever seen a Thai, because they taught Japan's ninjas how to never be seen despite having loads of immigrant small-biz and upscale Thai restaurants in my area.

Do female thai even exist? Aren't they a race of traps that reproduce by budding?

That reminds me of a hentai with a race of lolis that reproduce out of giant flowerlike pods and appear to any man as the loli he most desires. If the man is not a lolicon, they appear as a child version of the woman he'd most desire.

sauce

No fuckin idea.

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How dare you tease me like that.

We must beseech the NEET gods. Someone, somewhere, must know the sauce.

Yuffie > Tifa > Aerith
Rikku > Lulu > Yuna
tbh

Sounds like a nip really liked the Cowsills.

I can't help but notice the irony of this picture, all things considered


So what exactly do they need men for then?

To fertilize the flowers.

Sure is a lot of trouble to go through for a fucking beer.

So are they plant girls or something?

No, they're just born from the pods.

I didn't even get that far because the game was boring as hell so I dropped it shortly after leaving the first city.

Oh shit, a brand new list of changes was just leaked.

Rikku > all other waifus

I can see why you post from tor.

Now that is a change I can get behind.

What? I hope not, that would remove all reasons for me to play it.

Don't meme this into reality, even though the reality will probably be far worse

I believe it.