I wanted to be Chii for Halloween but I couldn't find a 300lb suit of lard

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The one that isn't Kanra.

brb nap

all these families keep coming to my house. mine is like. the only one that put stuff out on our street

how wonderful

Its a little late for just a nap.

I have 78 cents now so I'll have to wait on the candy. I don't even really like candy.

You could have gotten a last minute pumpkin when you were being all lazy the other day :(

That was some twerk

I give up...

Oh great you're here...

mmmmmmm
probably

ohwell

WATCH ME FUCKING NAP

pfft

Give up what?

well, since Grim's napping or whatnot does anyone else wanna coddle me pls?

Live stream it then.

Why am I not fuckin' surprised that you are here again

Who is Jack talking to?

pfft?

Give up on this community too

What is coddle?

Sh-shut up... -hugs you tight and misses you-

You really are a disappointment.

Yeah. Enjoy.

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p.s. someone remind me in 6 and a half months to wish them a happy birthday because i wont remember this time

diamonds are forever

coddle: to treat with extreme or excessive care or kindness

Well you win some, you lose some :p

I'm only kidding, Jack. I just wanted to make that last corny joke before I vanished completely.. I tried having a few people report my Steam but for some reason it's still there...

Who the fuck?

Your mother

Neko
My bday is over in two hours

Seems like a lot of werk :p

Except you never win anything.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY

Are you a Scorpio?

Delete that shit yourself then. Easy as fuck. Don't make pretend choices. Thats fuckin' unsightly. You are not going anywhere, and if you don't then you don't

You're probably right.

thanks, love
how's your night been?

I think so
why?

I'm bored -_- bye

I've asked Steam to delete it but those fucks won't do it... first world problems are the worst.
bye now~

It's annoying after the first minute too because you want to get up and watch anime and stuff :p
bye elma... I will always love you

See ya in hell.

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oh so you did! bai

Hmm?

-scurries into the thread, dressed in his squirrel costume and carrying a plastic punkin pale over flowing with treats. He squeaks at everybody excitedly about how people are just giving away snacks for some reason.-

What do you think, too much?

I really like these boots for no good reason.

Not sure how I feel about that ring.

wait

I think I found someone even more retarded than I am.

If Holla Forums's captcha is still weird this is going to multi-post

Yeah, same

Wow.

It didn't.

-dumps out the punkin and sits in front of the pile, picking out his favorite treats. Tonight was rilly scary...there were ghosts and zombehs and frankumsteins. That must be why people were giving out candy.-

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Same.

-wanders over to you and offers a fun sized Snacky Bar-

What's a Blade Runner?

So, how was your spook day?

I don't know, some guy that tapes razor blades to his shoes and chases after robots or something.

Terrible. hbu?

Sounds like a weird movie.

terrible. these clowns were all over the woods and these kids came over and stole all my candy ;_;

*pumpkin
*pail

*pumpkin
*really
*zombies
*frankenstein's monsters

Mine was ehh.
I don't know about it being weird, that scene where Harrison Ford accidentally slit his throat while putting on his razor shoes made for some gripping entertainment.

rip your candy

-scurries over to you with punkin pale and holds it out so you can has your favorite candy too!-

*pumpkin
*pail
*can have

spoiler alert

Daily reminder that Frankenstein was the doctor, and Indiana was the dog.

Indiana is best.

-nods excitedly, can has! And holds it out to you more emphatically-

-scurries over to you with punkin pale and holds it out so you can has your favorite candy too!-

pls gib candi ;-;

daily reminder i'm Doctor Jekyll

you're better than this, emma.

I thought you left forever earlier in the thread.

Anyhow what's good, bitches?

I didn't has any candy in my punkin pale because I decided I'd drink a lot of alcohol instead

0.0 -already did this and squeaks nervously-

-holds out the punkin pale to you, leaving all the best candies right on top for you-

nothing.

oh? how much have you had?

:(

Why is Blood doing that Sonata shit again?

At least a lot, but probably a lot.

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how cute.

family i just gave candy to said they drove here all the way from sisters
who the hell called in my house to get raided. its not like we bought a shit load or anything...

D: -is just a me-

Memes sure are good my dudel

It's not cute at all!

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What were you guys for halloween?
I was a furfag

if you say so.

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Cone penises.

cat maid

k

Yeah

I was a person with crippling depression.

I bet you enter Sisters a lot.

I'm out of shit to say.
Nobody is here tonight.

of course, the word of a known cutie cannot be trusted.

my friends usually get pissed when i talk about it

yeah. sorry. I don't have anything to say at the moment either.

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What were we talking about again?

hi

doesn't matter. all that matters is that I am right and you are wrong.

-pours a cup of tea and sits down in his squirrel pajamas-

Ya I was wrong when I said I was cute and you were cool

you never said this. you can't trick me.

Damn.

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I did though

prove it, cutie.

I said it in this post right here

-sips his tea while counting candies. Hopes the zombehs and Frankumsteins come out to play more often.-

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-prepares noose to hang myself later-
:^)

well then the last part of the post is incorrect. but you were right about being cute. even known cuties can be right at times.

?

whoops

I forgot

Sasuke and Naruto die, Sasuke's daughter Sarada kills her father and Naruto in order to get the Mongekyo and now Buruto is trying to hunt her down and kill her

~~~

bye4real this time

~~~
Sonata and I aren't the same person... yet

okay bye

0.0 -hears Ika and looks over his shoulder hopefully-

g2b

I was just it's joking

I didn't say either of those things

?

you guys are supposed to dress up for halloween, not be your usual selves.
at least be cute

saw the (you) and filtered you instantly.

I know. it's easier to humor people like you though.

okay...

Sure you did~

~~~
bye4reals

Good afternoon.

K-karpu~

A-All you do it humor me?

Do you actually hate me?

Konbanwa!

one more slug...

this

I like you well enough. I don't humor you all the time. usually I just tease you.

hello.

sweet dreams and stuffs too. gnightyou gotta work on your lies!

My throat is fine.

He's very loving and caring.

YOU WONT FOOL ME THIS TIME SQUIDWARD

tfw I'm no one's senpai

-scurries after you, holding out the punkin pale-

tfw I'm no one's cat maid

I wouldn't dream of trying such a thing.

tfw I'm nobodies hero
AN ABSOLUTE ZERO

Why dream about it when you're living the reality?

How's it going, princess?

Hey cupcake. are you finally staying around for a little bit longer?

love you both tho

sucks to suck I guess :/

-finds no Ikas and plops down on the carpet sadly- v.v

non.

you're confusing me with your drunken cute outbursts.

I will post until I do not feel like posting any more. that's how I operate.

what happened to the bridgit costume?
technically maido

Please don't call me that.

It hasn't been too bad, how about for you?

Oh

What the heck? I haven't even done anything yet!

I am also an operator.

I have it. That's a nun costume.

a smooth one, no doubt.

you've been bombarding me with high doses of cute from the start of this. you can't play innocent at this point.

nuns and maids are interchangeable enough, i feel

Hey, you were the one that displayed those self-centered properties not so long ago.

Not much. Woke up not too long ago and had breakfast. Not feeling too tops today.

Like a well lubricated machine.

D:

then you are misinformed it seems.

toodles

...

how lewd.

Machines aren't lewd.

As if I'd believe you!

Sorry, it's just a really special term to me and specifically reserved for my prince.

What did you have for breakfast.

Go to bed.

-wanders in to the broom closet and puts his squirrel costume in the ... closet's....closet?-

questions end with question marks

they sure can be.

why on earth would I need you to believe me?

not yet

How romantic. Alright I was unaware but I will remember not to use it that word.

I made myself a chicken sandwich, sided with an apple and a cup of green tea.

-hasn't taken inentory is so long and squeaks in frustration, we need more lemon pledge-

\^_^/

Give me one example.

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I do not like queen. Also I always thought it was one black guy.

So, where's that music coming from?

disgusting.

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That's probably something Darwin would like.

top pleb
The only good music to listen to is 8track Genesis live recordings.

hmm.

anyone with even a modicum of taste would like queen.

Guess not me, then.

-climbs onto the couch and curls up on the blue blanket, wondering what to do next-

how unfortunate.

go to bed.

what
a
P L E B

but people are still coming by for candy!
post more suggestive/lewds pls

I got to see brian may perform live.

Well
You were right

what makes you think I would save such horrible things?

Now that Halloweens over, I suppose I need to change my steam thing back.

Nobody cares

-likes to believe the spirit of Halloween extends at least until thanksgiving- :

You cared enough to reply and in the end, that's what matters.

gottem

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because cup is a lewdie

I'm incredibly distraught that you would suggest such a thing.

War dog, mitte mitte. I got a response.

-goes to play skyrim SE on steam but wheels out the tea cart for everyone with snack cakes with a piece of halloween candy on top of each one-

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I know people ask for that stuff but I dunno. It just seems kind of anti-climactic to get a (you) with nothing actually in it.

I'm incredibly . . .

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perverted? yeah, I know.

You may request one small thing.

thats a secret! iubsafodsfbg

if it's a secret, it is not a closely guarded one.

You but..

Your favorite poem verse.

me but.

:^)

pls. its not my fault you knew my weakness all along

oh you~ same no homo

mi cassa su casa.

North. East. South. West.
Your arms are where my soul finds rest.

Fire poetry, but this is a better line.
Water, fire, air and dirt
Fucking magnets, how do they work?

That's really nice.

I'm a sucker for a good line.

Oh, then I'm sure you'll love this line.
My shit's been retarded since beginning of time
I'm up in your party like sickest one line
I'm the only thing ever on my mind
You're one of those things I never rewind

Amazing.

Rack city, bitch.
Rack rack city, bitch.

What else you got?

Damn straight, that shit fire yo.
Check this one out.
Somebody once told me the world was gonna roll me.
I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed.

That is all for now.

Incredible *gold claps*

:D

Don't post this, kaybe.

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I made it myself.

You should be a comic artist.

LOL fuck that.
I can't draw.

No, even better.
A MEME ARTIST

You just did.

Lets not ruin this place with memes.

Shh.
Anyhow I'm off to play OW a bit.

Have fun.

You are free to join.

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Well then in that case, I'm coming!

Wanna chill in call with me and Goggles?

i dont have much to add id be a 3rd wheel

It's up to you.

im good

Nani?

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...

...

what

thats disgusting

Happy Halloween! ^ ^

I have not seen you in ages.

How?

...

i only post when people i know are around

I'm almost always around though.

i know
i always just miss you
like magic

it's Día de Muertos mi amigos
Who else cosplayed for halloween? owo

I'm here before 1:30 pm, and after 10 pm.

Does it count if you didn't leave the house?

those are little kids on her naked body

there's the problem
i get out of class at 2pm

She isn't naked though.

:(

you're better off finding me on discord

are you sure

that one in the middle is dead on sucking her clit

Hello Eisen. I remember you were the one that posted that wrinkly dog I didn't like.

I forget it has a private message thing sometimes.

That's nasty.

Snuffles posted the wrinkly dog.

mistaking me for snuffles is quite a first

i'm in your server, just @ me

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But I remember seeing Eisen's name.

half of squash's folders are wrinkly dogs, but i dont have any

I will sometime.

:But the wrong avatar.

I no longer own my old folders.
I might remake some.

It was like a short fat dog will rolls all over it.

But he used it.

*nibbles on halloween candy*

I think you've gone senile

This dog?
Only Snuffles uses him.

I'm not crazy.

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You don't know that

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That's it!!

Gas lighting is verboten.

aww little girl

Guess I'll build a Lackadaisy folder again.
I always liked how they looked.

Yeah. That was Snuffles.

ihavenoideawhothatis

it luka~
^ ^

Got off work early to find that my grandma made Pepian

Awwww yiss ^W^

cosplay as that red jacket guy for halloween

Halloween is over, Luka.

Halloween is over in like 45 mins lmao
You're late to the game fam

43 minutes to go!

never say never! ^_^
always hope

adorable sado pic btw

There is a dangerous amount of leftover candy in my house.

Give.

*eats*

no

You will eat my candy after I get to munch on you.

What kind is it?

A bunch of different kinds. Snickers butterfingers kitkats payday M&M maybe some others i do not have the bowl in front of me.

I want the Snickers.

There are a lot of them.

I should probably eat something else too. It has been 8 hours since the last time.

rawr

I have the perfect side-dish.

...

Internet died.

One of the more invested fur posters.
The guy I moved in with when I was in Alabama for a year.

How is Edwin?

The pairing enhances the tastes.

You lived with Edwin for awhile?
I did not know this.
I like him, he's nice to me.

Fine. Beyond that you would have to ask him as he doesn't like his personal life talked about here. We talk about every other day.

He's one of my best friends. An absolute sweet heart IRL.
I miss beating him at Smash 2v1.

Oh, neat.

Also get use to this image. It's about all I have in this folder atm.

Indeed.

I knew you were friends, just not to that extent.
When do I get to come live with you?\

Good. I am still married to him.

Dunno about the nutritional content.

...

I mean, I still need a room mate probably when I move out of my parent's place in the next few months.

I will start packing my daki and anime posters right away.

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I will start packing my daki and anime posters right away.

You know damn well we can't live together.

Wow, what makes you say that?

Is it me being too much of a bully or am I not gay enough to room with you?

She was going to write you a song, do not disappoint her like this.

The drinking, Soto.
I can't be married to a drunk.

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Aw... RIP halloween...

:c

gone forever till next year...

Don't be pointing fingers
I finally managed to control my drinking thank you very much

My daki can kick your daki's ass.

i wanna see!
:)

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...

>_<

i asked too much!

aaaaah

rip me.

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do not bully my daki

tell me the meaning of this reinhart pic pls !
i want to know what it's meaning is.

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Thankfully mine is cuter, even if not tougher.

Your character is generic as hell.

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Nah, she is cute.

Anime is generic to me.

Your facial hair looks dumb as hell.

I do not have any.

Bara tigers are just as generic within their genre.

He just overuses that word because he has no idea what he is saying, like when he calls someone vapid.

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...

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The water is not safe, someone buy me a filter.

meow

Kyle, do you like cats?

happy hallo-

fuck it's over already

yay mercy!

Someone take the candy away, I have no self control tonight.

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You are on your own.

You are supposed to have my back here, why must you betray me in my hour of need?

witch mercy is my waifu

That is what you did to me the other day.

I do not remember doing this.
Kinda sounds like me though.

she looks soo adorable perfect! ♥
without the silly hat thing

Beer doesnt go with candy imo

Which is why I aint touching the bucket full of it

mai wife.

Alright I have a headache now, need liquids.

new

And you never even apologized.

I do not even know what I would apologize for.

Me neither, but I wanted to sound dramatic.

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