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I didn't make it, but ya know, reduce reuse recycle.

that's an odd way to go about things

great choice and incredibly adorable thing to do! was it like a big one or were you actually sleeping with one of those like small teddy bear size?

cant wake up

I love sticking my tongue in the middle of the looped ice cubes and letting it melt around my tongue as I swish it around in my mouth. It's the best.

I dont... even.


(saber doodle)
...we'll at least you aren't chewing on your nails. u_u

It is my modus of operandi.
I am told I am loyal once I made a bond with someone, but it's making that bond that's harder.


fucking pleb
it's like you don't want to live a life of solitude and loneliness

That was for you

I never have the patience to let it melt. I gotta crunch!

I've never been a nail biter, thank goodness. My mom is, and she hurts herself sometimes. It makes my heart hurt.

Teddy size. I also had a happy meal toy Gengar whose eyes lit up red. I miss both of them!

Google the song by Blood Hound Gang.
Untis Untis Untis.

I like bloodhound gang

tell me some of your habits~

I think it's usually not an instant thing for anyone, squash

awww! cute as fuck! wait you don't have them anymore? that blows

Speaking of shit habits, I once almost chewed through my lower lip as a child as to numbing cream being used prior to having a filling put in.
Wasn't that some shit.

The point being it's not a cover and my finding someone to bond with is a long and very difficult thing.
Most all my closest friends were made over a significant situation in my life.

People like George and Snuffles.

You're becoming predictable.

Just buck up and enjoy the drilling.

I remember that one about doing it like animals.

I chew the inside of my bottom lip sometimes when I'm anxious. I also twirl my hair sometimes. And, of course, I munch munch munch ice.

Oh, and I wash my hands a lot and carry hand wipes with me everywhere I go. I'm obsessed with clean hands.

How about you?

Sadly, no, I don't have them anymore. :(

yeah, what was I thinking, I was such a fucking pleb

Oh hush.

It was very popular.

I am glad you have realized your mistake.

They gave me laughing gas to drill out a couple of my teeth when I was a kid. Two baby teeth that wouldn't fall out.

I hallucinated that they stood me up and used a circular saw to take the teeth out somehow. Or did I dream it? I have no idea if I was out or not.


People in school sang it a lot because huehuehe hands down pants for nuts etc.

It got annoying fast.

Yeah, same

I see you managed to cum finally.


Are those your drawings? I seemed to think they were but I cannot remember.

the cover thing was just teasing you, I think I've made it quite clear I know little about you lol

aw well hopefully someday you will have another, won't be the exact same as having the old stuff back but it's still a nice outcome

i take my time


Ah, I was mistaken. Thanks for clearing it up.

I am simply providing some insight.

It shows.
I only wish I could have given you more.

drew dis tho

Cute goats.
I like the 3 finger hands.


Just about everything I had as a kid was destroyed, including photos and old beloved toys. It's a long story. BUT, the loss taught me not to get too attached to material things and to appreciate what I have and what's really important. It may sound corny, but that's what I take from the experience, and it's helped me a lot.



The Bad touch
That one ascended beyond regular music popularity and basically became a meme like smash mouths all star or evanescnce with bring me to life

Maybe next weekend I can try to show you more.

thats a great way to be

your hands must dry up pretty fast and easily

ill mark my calendar

i used to be scared of all that kinda stuff...

but then i just found out here all they do is numb the areas with a numbing needle.
anti climatic thank goodness.

I remember that really old Blink182 song that the music video clip was hilarious.

when you're playing with a candle and some of the wax drips off onto you


Dripped onto where?

this 1?

I know I'm just telling you I wasn't serious

it's a nice way to go about things, since material things are very easily lost without a thing the people around can say or do sorry you had to go through whatever it was honey


I'm going to get in bed. I hope you'll feel better soon, Bardo. You've got a good heart.

I moisturize. It's a must!
I'm going to bed now. Have a good night, Luka! Drink some water.

Thanks, hon. It all made me stronger. I try to remember that. I'm feeling really sleepy, so I'm going to get in bed. Have a fantastic night!

I will give it a shot aaaand I wish you a great night's rest! night

you too

why is that vaporeon melting so kawaii?

you know
legs and stuffs uwu

sleep well sabrina I hpe your halloween is a good one this year
I appreciate it lots and lots

Happy Halloween, show me your costume.

No it was like 'all the small things' something something.

I have donned my cat ears, the celebration has begun.

Melteons are so cute I can hardly take it.

i remember that one
its really nostalgiac for me it reminds me of my c hildhood :3

That's the one.. So weird.

I know H.T..M.L (How To Meet Ladies)

You guys feel the power of love?

You like Huey Lewis and the News? Their early work was a little too new wave for my taste. But when Sports came out in '83, I think they really came into their own, commercially and artistically. The whole album has a clear, crisp sound, and a new sheen of consummate professionalism that really gives the songs a big boost. He's been compared to Elvis Costello, but I think Huey has a far more bitter, cynical sense of humor. In '87, Huey released this; Fore!, their most accomplished album. I think their undisputed masterpiece is "Hip To Be Square". A song so catchy, most people probably don't listen to the lyrics. But they should, because it's not just about the pleasures of conformity and the importance of trends. It's also a personal statement about the band itself.

I'm a boy (not a girl)

You will display them for me.

sounds like a party


Do you like Phil Collins? I've been a big Genesis fan ever since the release of their 1980 album, Duke. Before that, I really didn't understand any of their work. Too artsy, too intellectual. It was on Duke where Phil Collins' presence became more apparent. I think Invisible Touch was the group's undisputed masterpiece. It's an epic meditation on intangibility. At the same time, it deepens and enriches the meaning of the preceding three albums. Christy, take off your robe. Listen to the brilliant ensemble playing of Banks, Collins and Rutherford. You can practically hear every nuance of every instrument. Sabrina, remove your dress. In terms of lyrical craftsmanship, the sheer songwriting, this album hits a new peak of professionalism. Sabrina, why don't you, uh, dance a little. Take the lyrics to Land of Confusion. In this song, Phil Collins addresses the problems of abusive political authority. In Too Deep is the most moving pop song of the 1980s, about monogamy and commitment. The song is extremely uplifting. Their lyrics are as positive and affirmative as anything I've heard in rock. Christy, get down on your knees so Sabrina can see your asshole. Phil Collins' solo career seems to be more commercial and therefore more satisfying, in a narrower way. Especially songs like In the Air Tonight and Against All Odds. Sabrina, don't just stare at it, eat it. But I also think Phil Collins works best within the confines of the group, than as a solo artist, and I stress the word artist. This is Sussudio, a great, great song, a personal favorite.


Phil Collins


it is my dream to one day tug megumemes face cheeks

me too

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I will not.

A very lonely one where I am both the best and worst part of it.

No confidence in your cuteness level, I see.

I do not have a single cute bone in my body, you know this well.

Does Darwin always go for the shota trap

Fortunately, I am shallow and will only judge you by your exterior.

what's this about a trap

Oh god, you have chosen the only worse side of me to judge.

None of the people I have dated were traps. What the fuck?

Do not question my delusions.

Just young boys then


I have a responsibility to keep you grounded in reality.

I grant you that one.

I'm actually a mahou shoujo irl

Do not do this. I have nothing else.

Luckily I am 31 and 374 lbs, keeping me save from Darwin's predatory habits.

wanna make a deal?

@ all the australians here

I must.
I live to make both of us as unhappy as possible.

thems some cute spiders

I have a boyfriend.

that's pretty gay

I think they are kinda cute too but i wuldnt want them near me
We have black widows here in america and i think they are a little more kawaii tbh

Must have died, don't see her anywhere anymore. Lizards must have ate her, poor thing.

That is what bug spray is for.

*teleports behing thread*


be careful out there buddy

I won't let you down, Bard.

He won't ley uou down......UNDER

australia meme haha

that was terrible

DINGO!!!! hahahahahaa
he ate your baby/!!!!!

Dingo Unchained!

my face at the moment


sippin stronk meem


I am leaving for bed.





nini melteon


*pets bunny gently*

memes for breakfast
keks for snacks

here is the freshest meme i've seen in a while
For you, my favoite memer

that's a pretty good meme

xcom 2 is on sale

help meeeeeee

Hahahaha future POTUS memes are so in right now!!!



i torrented it on release and played it a bit and had fun.

Thanks, it's osteoporosis


Guys, how can we boost the velocity of this thread, the 4am thread is taking over in speed.

J-just hecking buy it fam?

Get everybody expelled/fired.

im poor

I should be asleep.

same smh

What impedes your slumber?

kyle quick please xcom 2 is on sale


I'll do it if you'd really like

What's wrong?


Squash, i am annoyed at you grrrrr. I was going to get moogs xcom, but you do it.


I ache for company.

I'm sure Scoots will do it.

I'll leave the honor to you.

scoots dont play with my emotions

you know he wont

I have no emotions. I am the memer.

Happy Halloween friendos

I already spent my allowances on those books.


dont meme me

sociopath sense...


Happy Halloween


happy halloween what are you going as ?

I would not mind a call.

you working tomorrow mate?


i ONCE watched american psycho n thought
"heck, thats me"

I am certain there are myriad people who are happy to oblige.

do they celebrate halloween in canada?

you better watch out BUDDDY
because i have a BONE to pick with SOCIOPATHS

Sunday is my only day off anymore.
I've had 2 weekends where I did not work 6 days a week in the last few months.

I'm sure.

quit being such a GRUMP and just jack off real quick for squash if thats what he wants
he fucking deserves it

why not?


yeah you're a machine
I mean you'd have to be to work with those machines you do, you know?
are you happy with the factory life?



do you guys have trick or treaters?
Down here we hand out candy to people who dress up in costumes


ur being funny with me.

I spurn this notion. Why does he deserve such recompense?

I'm Meming come on kid
live a little


The people are the only reason I stay.
Well, that and the pay.

I dunno
I dont really know the history of halloween, you know?
but I dont think it's a religious holliday
or maybe it is

there re alot of holidays you cannadians have that we dont and the other way around I bet


w-well uh
he's hung like a lobster


You doin much with your day old boy?

So angery

Crustaceans have proportionally large penises, but are still no bigger than a pen.

are you going to hand out candy?

Just got paid, so gonna get that soon. Gonna do some looking around stores before coming back to meem all day.
et tu brute?

Yeah!!! At my old house I lived with nothing but old people so nobody ever came to our door but here there's lots of younger families. How about you?

That's all I had really
he works two jobs to support this family

holloween is all the same.



But I am not his type.

wanna kiss?

That's a great plan I wish I could get paid today
I'm sitting a little light on my wallet and that really sucks because I was craving some sweets
I am going to play blackjack or texas hold em with my siblings later and well bet candy and Im gonna steal theres :3

You're a good person
I would, but I'm stuck working all tomorrow night

I used to like to dress up and play music on my porch and hand out candy to everyone who stopped by but a little busy this year sadly

you ever go trick or treating? I used to love that so much but I just got a little too old

ask squash about the lady gaga joke


this is...a little awkward
this is just a bad idea waiting to happen


hey squash whats the lady gaga joke

everybody is always talking about your eggplants
you must be a great gardener

The devil always gets his dues.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga?

Freshest egg plants.

I was in the discord the other day and monsterkitten posted a song that he told me he ended up r writing a big multiple page report on and it got me to thinking of songs I might like that much and I know I definately have one

what about you guys? Have a favorite song that you could gush about? One that just makes you feel like nothing else?

personally I think I could ( and have for that matter) listen to this song every day


speaking of snuggles, I can confirm that snuggling a pillow as you go to sleep is a great sensation.

Nah, I'm not a good person. I'll try to give out more in your honor though!

That sounds like a pretty creative way to do things, I just throw candy into people's bags~

I haven't gone in a long time, but I could probably pull if off if I had a costume and people wouldn't know any better :^)

How would one go about that

You wish it were that easy.

You Poker Face.



I can remember ust about everything I've ever gone as
I went as Tigger, a dalmation puppy dog, an army man, harry potter, a karateman, and the stinky cheese man lm0a

What kiinda sick twisted cosplay are you into?



What do you call 4 Mexicans in quick sand?
Cuatro cinco.

I'll be here all week.


I'd dress up as mario like every year. I went as the scout from tf2 once though. Also when I got into my blunder years I went around in regular clothes and an admiral hat / suit from ww2 that was way oversized for me and just said stupid stuff when people asked me what I was

did it work? I gave it my all

i actually laughed out loud on that one

I want you to do something for me

I have an arsenal of puns at my disposal.
It's honestly my only good humor.



juiciest egg plants

That sounds more like no humor.

That's pretty cutesy
Mario's a great idea

I've ran into that situation before and it's so awkward
at school we usedd to have dress up days sometimes and for superhero day I just wore my work outfit
because fast food workers are the heros of everybodys day
what kind of candy do you like?

Surely you have somewhere to be.




time for the body pillow! ♥

That's hilarious
when I get real high with my friends sometimes I'll just start going off on puns but I dont have too many quality ones that I can remember

my old best friend used to really appreciate them I can remember
what got you into punnery fella


let's fug

The simplicity.

Ok, Alice.

I miss this


so cold

How like your irl self is your personality here?\

That's true, pretty much anyone in a job where you have to deal with people get so much shit everyday. I try to cause them the least pain possible.

I like lots of candy, but my favorites are stuff with wafers, peanut butter, and caramel. Y'know, things like kit kats, rolos, butterfingers, and twix. How about you?

Yeah!!!... Although a real person would probably be better haha. Also when I woke up I found my pillow under my head so I think in my sleep at some point I put it back under my head o-o

Bard just ruined my day before it even began. Reeee

I'll keep you warm.

I am not as outgoing with people IRL than I am here. I am also far too timid to be mean in any regard. I would say I'm more me here with people in general. But I am more me in terms of my friends IRL.

It depends on what aspect you want to know about.


Or would that count as cashing in my payment?

*hugs with blanket*

buy one for now~
it cheaper easy more accable and will help u for time being

Definateley, chocolate yes
maybe not with anything in it though
Some sort of heavy Fudge or right now i am on a Hersheys kick
dark chocolate is amazing but milk chocalate is just satisfying with its sweetness
white is good too but i have eaten too much and it makes me so sick

I'm sorry scoots i dont really mean that

you're kinda enigmatic

thatd make me a prostitute

oh gosh~


I'm rather simple.
Almost to a fault.

Only if I paid you.
You are paying me for something.


but youve paid me

just dont know for what yet

reddit upvotes directly validate my existence

Pay for this DICK

it is only joke

I have a few things in mind.
None of them you can refuse, remember.

i wonder why i havent seen scoots cock yet




pretty pussy

The power is almost as fun as the prize.

because I ama real girl

Yeah, you're right. That's probably the best thing to do!

You pretty much hit the nail on the head exactly on how I feel about each type of chocolate


Daddy promises to be gentle.


you can do it~!
it will give you comfortable happyness.

thats all i can pray for

im more used to rough though

my first time was very rough

S-see you later.... i guess

speaking of which, I should probably go visit my bed now.

Well we shall see what happens.


dream well~


and i prayed to god to make it stop but god didnt answer me

And then there were three.


I think it would be best we find a new topic.

You too! Whenever you sleep...

i generally dont talk about it

what do we do now?

I worry about you.

im not sure

no need

im getting my help

Anyone feel like calling me until I fall asleep?
You don't have to say much.

I also offer my services.

still here
(in spirit)

again i only really talk about it when i want to make bad jokes or make people unsure what i am truthful about

if I had a phone I'd give you a
'is this the krusty krab'?

You should sleep.

I am never sure how to respond to it.
I am worried I might say something wrong.

I think I'm going to try sleeping. I'll be with my phone if you need me.

is your home life okay?

sleep well


is yours

I think you're projecting
YOU should sleep
my bed time isnt for another 6 hours silly

what a swell fella

mine... is.. empty.

i live a nice life, comfortable. but you know... it's not everything.


here have this~

you guys ever check out those youtube lcickbait lists/


they will be the death of me
good way to blow through 5 hours in5 minutes am i fuckng right

wow its like nisekoi is animated by shaft

After I'm done masturbating I close the tab.

Tsugumi is nice tits tho

Is there any other way to do something that isn't what you should be doing?

Nothing better to do at 5 a.m than learn about the top 20 twisted nazi expirements to that willl rattles your bones

I don't have a skeleton inside me that's just a theory to make people scared.

I remember this one night last year I stumbled upon the creepypastas and spooky story videos. I knew it was all fake but I was so scared I was actually shaking a bit. An awful feeling when you couldn't squeeze your loved one for security


Thanks ikt

I came back to see erin beinga stupid woman and being a greedy cunt.


literally fuck off and kill yourself

But I just wanna squeeze Goggles.

Erin is literally a stupid tranny that needs to be put in his place

Ui ur so stupid and u have no intelligence, jesus.

ui, you still here?

F1 drama is great.

hi :3

How's that folder coming along? I wanted to ask you how you were making the gifs.
Also hi nigga.

what a great entrance

The folder is done, but only Luka and Darwin have it. Id probably give it to you though tbh.

gifs are all from a secret location. I do have a gif maker tho

I'm not sure why you would. I don't think I offer anything useful.

Don't worry! I don't need the folder, I don't know the show or any of the girls, thanks a lot for offering though.
Asking because I want to make gifs, but I don't know a good gif maker, if you could help me out I'd appreciate it.
The one I'm using is really shitty and immediately removes colors, thought it was the gif format itself but I've seen other gifs with the same shade of colors.


Are you not cute and soft and squishy

I downloaded this


I mean, in one way or another, sure. I don't don't feel like it goes past physicality.


ui a gay

girls are faggots though

That's the one I use...
Well, shit. Thanks anyway.

well, besides using windows shit it is the best

I'm nothing?

Eh, ok.

Windows shit?

Windows movie maker

jk that program is best =^)

*loli noises*






god damn shes cute


in love

What is a loli noise anyway?

it's their mating call


lolis are too young to mate

You are something.


That's just silly



Who is that loli anyway and why is she so kawaii af

Not a loli
it's cyan from show by rock
she's pretty much a kitty cat version of yui hirasawa

Don't worry i'm here.


omg he get a sythe and rip universe
and then ssgss vegito potara happens!

well i was worried

pic very much related

thank goodness


Vegito hasn't happened yet.

Well you don't have to worry anymore.


i'm still worrying

oh then i think it's called gojegta versus black guy


Well stop.

I hope its not Gogeta.

Yeah you like that?


Can I pet it?


you're a cruel master

Its the only way to be.

it's gonna look like vegito
except.... blueeeee!


I do

if it wants to be pet i guess