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The choice between a furry or a pedophile thread.

yes, a rampant invasion of your piss system is not pleasant, lol. thanks, i think it's plain sailing from here

Come on. I'm more than a furry.
I went through a lot to be called a dog fucker.

im a good person i just like to act like a little shit

I love how most of my friends are sexual deviants
i went to a halloween party with some friends dressed as Lady Justice, and one of my friends decided she was going to put makeup on me
after a costume contest and a smash tournament, we went back to one girl's apartment and everyone just kind of took off their costumes without putting clothes on so it was lots of shorts and bras and we made a drinking game out of dramatically reading "my immortal"
there was pizza and as "punishment" for spilling some of the garlic sauce i had to lick the box clean so of course i did that as sensually as possible
then, as we are all fond of both the S and the M, it was decided that we would all take turns slapping one girl's ass as hard as possible and damn were there some nice bruises
while we were doing the reading, i was sitting on the couch and a trans guy was sitting on the floor in between my legs so i was teasingly pulling on his hair because he really, really, really enjoyed it and at some point he spilled a mike's hard on his chin so i licked it off
also someone had thrown handfulls of dumdums at everyone during the party so it became a thing that there would be a dumdum in someone's bra and someone else would grab it with their mouth so that happened a few times each
i'm sure none of that happened in the order i wrote it but that's how it got remembered

ooble you're doing that thing where you are very drunk and saying a lot of words.

uwu

Eat my ass

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Kyle threads are usually pretty alright.