A Hat in Time

Post the Shadman porn already

Yeah, there's a lot of autistic shit out there now

modding support has been available for ages lad
through steam workshop at least

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I don't know who the nigger running their twitter is, but they need to be removed

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t. ass-blasted nintoddler

just DM them some hatgirl porn and forget about it

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found the most disgusting art of hatgirl I've ever seen

I can only hope this faggot kills himself.

I liked how the player basically always had control over their momentum; Movement is quick, fluid and comfy. I replayed one of the earlier levels a few times just to move around. The game is horribly unpolished, and I managed to get myself stuck in areas a few times by glitching through walls. Climbing to the top of that large tree was hell and I clipped/fell through solid ground more than a few times, all the way to the bottom. pirated for communist shit

We badly need another renaissance, I can't deal with it anymore

I heard it wasn't possible to get 100% completion with normal gameplay and the devs claimed it was intentional? What was that about?

where da porn at

How sad. I was behind this games development from the beginning but now I feel I should go back and see if they were secretly niggs. I wanna drink.

THIS IS EVEN WORSE HOLY FUUUUUUUUU

They replaced half of the yarn pickups in the game with Rift Tokens which you use to get cosmetics, however even if you get every rift token in the game you cannot collect every cosmetic because they're off by like 15 tokens.

Do you think it feels good when Queen Vanessa freezes you?

Doesn't the yarn respawn? That really threw me off.

And no doubt this person wants to become an artist or something

Yarn doesn't respawn, but even with them halving the pickups there's still too much fucking yarn and you'll have more than enough to make every hat.
They really should've just made yarn redeemable for cosmetics and let you pick what you want out of a small pool that gets bigger as time goes on.

I can't explain what's wrong with it. I'm a terrible artist. It just fills me with this horribly sense of revulsion, like seeing a homosexual tranny on tv.

(checked)

That sounds like bullshit. Why make a system that disallows you from getting all the cosmetics? Did they only discover it later in development and didn't have time to fix it?

Maybe it's how all the components seem copied and pasted onto it, or the awful expression, or warped, disproportionate figure. It's supposed to be cute, instead it's this mass of horribly misshapen limbs. he has a promising career as a horror artist

evidently, yes. They added rift tokens late in development, and tried to get off by literally saying mods will fix it (since modded levels can add rift tokens and are expected to as bonuses, especially since mods can also add things to the rift machine)

I bet you could, I could. Has no fucking grasp on the fundementals to start. what shape is she? How is she standing like that? is there supposed to be a neck somewhere? Because they seem to have forgotten.
Is all of that irrelevant beneath the mighty MUH STYLE argument?

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Since nobody in the fucking share threads had it for the longest time here's the OST in 320kbps mp3.
mega.nz/#!01ghkZBA!fNOz-r2NWEdcCR7eEwX2nudiu0m1NbM4t3NVhvVia3w

needs a bulge

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Stopped looking there, homo

They never promised it on the Switch. If you can find even a single official news source claiming otherwise, be sure to show me.

Are you playing the launch version or a patched version

Act 3 > 1 > 2 > 4 >>>>> 5

Someone is going to calarts.
WE NEED ANOTHER FUCKING RENAISSANCE

That looks like "I just bought a graphics tablet and think my skills transfer 1 to 1

Jesus that level was a 180. Typical “horror” world where you do mundane tasks for a jerkwad ghost, some dark jokes here and there like burning the paintings or the haunted nooses, but nothing actually scary. Then you get to this icy mansion totally separated from everything else, have to go in through the cellar that bursts open with really jarring music, and then you have a nice old lady who wants to give you cookies while disagreementant notes and screen distortions blare at you, sad backstory and dead bodies everywhere with a surviving mafia goon hiding too

It wasn’t frightening after I figured out how simply things worked, but good grief, not something I was prepared to see while playing a comfy game at 3 AM.

*disagreementant. Stupid autocorrect works really badly with this site for some reason

They're also making new levels now with the missing rift tokens.
inb4 oops we added more cosmetics

FUCK

D iscord is wordfiltered my man.

I pick up Hat Kid, feed her a good meal, provide her some fresh pajamas and tuck her into bed. Right before lights out, I kiss her forehead and whisper into her ear.

"Your game sucked."

I was really enjoying the game until getting near the end. Then it's pretty shit because it never gets hard. Final boss is too simple, final area is too short.

It really suffers from a lack of polish and generally being incomplete. Still worth a pirate

Are they ever gonna add that co-op? Any lewd/pantsu mods yet?

Yeah, if you don't feel like playing anything else pirate it and have fun, can't say it wasn't worth my time, just the end that is kinda disappointing. The scenarios are pretty great, some levels have really cool stories behind them.
I also can't remember any part of the game that felt like a chore.
If you are a pirate and want to constantly see your fps, you will have to enable it through the game's console. It's pretty easy.

Why is the protagonist a little girl?

I've read some theories that the only way for there to be any kind of artistic movement worth something is to get a colossal war going, as most of the important ones (read: no abstract art shit) only came about after a major conflict broke out or the possibility of a major conflict were afoot AND the Jews didn't control the art form itself.

Shit game, nobody gives a fuck about it but closet weeb pedos and faggots nostalgic over Banjo Kazooie.

The book in the game about ethical consumption under capitalism literally removes any merit the gameplay has and makes the game not even worth a pirate. :^)

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Pedohphilia.

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I thought it was an okay game. I enjoy the controls more than Odyssey. It was never hard but I never expected it to be.

Thin skinned Holla Forumstards are going to hate it because of a joke.

(You)

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Ravioli ravioli
I WANT TO DICK THE HAT LOLI

and i'm happy for the rest of the day.

haha legen-dary bro, all of my cummies are in my hand now xDDD. I came to the ravioli loli pic xDDDDDDDD so much hot lewd xddd

In the other hand, if you want to see pedos baiting for children just read the commentaries on this video titled: "Me and my nephew play NSMB battle mode"

Can confirm, this games made by a dirty commie not even worth pirating

I am pure diamond. Truly a tour de force of loli.

Truly a fellow lolicon connoisseur I see OwO sugoi~~~ Do you too love kawaii lolis uguu and toddlercon? Toddlercon is the best!! I love babies xD :3
:3333

I’d give you multiple upvotes had I the option!

If only there was a way to pay to bring attention to wonderful posts like that. Then this would truly be a wonderful website.

just report cuckchan-tier shitposts instead of giving him (You)s.

I'm shitposting along with him, and you're giving me (You)s. Don't tell me you're actually asshurt by ?

I don't know what you did, but after searching that my (((youtube))) recommendations turned to shit

>Using (((youtube))) in the first place
Why?

I've already given up on everything, why not?

There's hooktube.

I hate this shit so much, I never understood why devs think that somebody really cares about their political opinions in a game that has nothing to do with politics, they are not even subtle.

If at least it were some right-wing propaganda with could at least have butthurt lefties but this is just plain cancerous.

Hi cancer, nice to meet you. What are you doing here? What's that, you're leaving? That's great! What's that, you're a faggot? Couldn't agree more!

Really pray for world starvation to show people why communism is not so great.

Yes.

By the way, that shit that you just wrote right there sounds pretty "cringe" do you even read what you write before posting?

for what it's worth the percentage shown on the save file corresponds to how many of the time pieces you get. All 40 results in 100% according to it, neverminding cosmetics

also fuck politics, post fanart

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why did you post the same image 3 times, user?

thanks user

So the dev thinks my breakfast was unethical? I guess holodomor was an act of good.

Oh look, upon closer inspection, the diaper is unsurprisingly a scatfag as well.

Why is she wearing a diaper and why is there poop on it?

Is Jontron still in this game?

yes, they didn't listen to neogaf so sjws hate it

Toddlercon is pretty underrated.

why are you trying to spread fud? i thought this was a reference or something another, and its an easter egg in a hidden level for fucks sake

maybe the devs are aware of us (and to some extent Holla Forums) and put that in there to trigger those who take shit way too serious

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honestly, Holla Forums is the most Nintendrone filled place that isn't tumblr, so I'm not surprised you dumbasses are too stupid to do research

the dead pixels and joycon issues were literally a handful of outspoken people among millions of satisfied customers. There are good reasons to hate the console but that isn't one.

youtube.com/watch?v=Gm8qO5cE_QQ
i ran around for hours and hours just looking for every menial thing i could do, i wish it could have lasted longer. both it and mafia town made me feel this way

I think you missed the part where Nintendo Customer Support literally says Dead Pixels are a Normal thing that doesnt warrant a refund

I'm willing to bet the dead pixels were caused by numales chucking it across the room when they discovered parts of BOTW were actually difficult. Instead of the six whole incidents of dead pixels, perhaps you should focus on the game library being 98% ports.

it was on the release date, not to mention the several articles pictured where Nintendo also defends releasing defective controllers and screens. keep projecting and then deflecting tho

so how much is Nintendo paying you?

literally every display manufacturer has some 'acceptable range' of dead pixels.

got some documentation to prove that?

Dead pixels shouldnt be acceptable at all. period. same for broken controllers. thats an instant return.
I mean, imagine buying a brand new car and your tire just pops and the dealership is like "ah yeah that happens. we'll fix it for a price!"

Works on my machine.

That happens every day.

Is it really so hard to make the hat and palette menus keep scrolling down? That couldn't be a difficult fix, right?

Clearly, the entirety of Holla Forums cares very much.

As a matter of fact, I happen to know some of them are involved (at least back then) with chan things while SLAG gaming was a thing.

Who let you out of the gulag?

Rocket league devs discussed it.
archive.fo/5fOvB

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That bottle of bleach is fucking huge, holy shit.

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"Ethical consumption" is the concept of voting with your wallet and not buying something if you don't want to support the business practices of the company making that thing. Something that is incredible relevant to the video game industry since hoards of normalfag retards don't fucking do it and keep companies like EA alive because of it. It's not a dig at capitalism, its a dig at people being fucking stupid. Something I'm sure you're familiar with.

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that second one is cute

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wwwwwwwwwwwwww

Hahaha but don't you like based Vavra my dude hahaha he's so handsome don't you just want to suck his cock hahaha!

ロリコン好き？
きたねえホモ野郎かお前っ

if you HAD to pay for this game. what is it worth? i think it retails at 20-30.
is this a $5 game? $1 game? $3 game? $10 game?

Please die

Right now? Twenty bucks, at most. It just doesn't have enough content, currently, to justify a larger price tag. That might change once the free additional worlds are added in, but it's way too soon to tell.

That's just way too fucking much for such a shitty short game. There used to be budget licensed titles with more content and polish for less than that back in the day.

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So jewish

>(((free))) bundled with hardware drm

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It was $5 a couple days ago on GOG

What in the fuck I didn't reply to that post
This is the post I was replying to

Shad is a true cunnysseur.

"Le funny blacked skeleton xD" is a shit tier artist

Wasn't it a stretch goal? If so, they technically have already been paid for it, which means people can probably sue them for it.
Besides, they'll get game sales after they release it. It's like saying you shouldn't make games for free, it's retarded.

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I'm going to go fap to some terrible Shad art right now. What are you going to do about it, user?

its hard to strawman an opponent when they are spewing reason at you

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I still don't see what's exactly wrong with 's post. All he said was that he hated Politics and it would at least make leftists Twitter-Junkies butthurt if it was right-leaning. And honestly, in today's age where fucking nothing's escaped being politicalized and no dev in the industry seems to understand the meaning on the words "I Don't Care", I can sympathize with wanting to get at least a little bit of schadenfreude from the faggots responsible for this mess.

Though that makes me wonder; has any right-wing politics been shoehorned into games yet or has it been exclusively leftist?

You could break a time piece and do it repeatedly.

His retarded fanbase blaming DRUMPF for being a soyboy when?

Is shadman even murican? He has like this thick russian accent.

Did that actually happen?

He's from Norway I think.
Had to move because the law wasn't very happy with what he was drawing, he was into guro at the time. He's lived in the US for years.

its a shop you dip

shadman is a Schwitzer
I remember listening to some podcast where he told stories of retardation from his life, like how he was booted out of the army after they found his rather spicy blog

The guy had to leave his home country because he was being ostracized for being such a fucking degenerate.
It makes me wanna dox other artists to see if the same thing will happen to them.

Please keep crying, I fucking love it

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The word you are looking for is dissonant

Posted from my iPhonic S9++ Mobile Speaking Device :))

Any of you have the colored version of this?

I'm gonna need this book series.

WHERES THE FUCKING HAT

you mean get trips repeatedly?

Every single time.

how is it lazy

i mean the posts right wing content made leftists on here butthurt so i guess thats something.

It's target audience is children for starters.

It is a fucking platformer, thats is by definition lazy. Even lazier than 3rd person shooter.

I CAN'T FAP TO THIS THERE IS NO FUCKING HAT

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Thank you user, i appreciate it.

that isn't even a meme, you are spouting straight up nonsense

now stream it

Glad that drawfag finished that one, good job

Good game. One autistic dev input his communist ideology. Probably whoever runs their twitter handle. Can't say I had a bad time.
you get to play as a loli, automatic 10

giving this thread a second chance at life

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Act 1 was boring and tutorial tier. the game is very shallow in substance. It's an empty collectathon. I don't know why people find this game fun. It's incredibly easy, no challenge, generic, bland writing. The only endearing part is character design, but it's just…there.

But act 1 was the coziest area. The other world's should have been more like it, design-wise.

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Is it tutorial tier like undead burg? Or like mount bomb-omb.

Or like a literal tutorial

Yum. Nothing beats delicious cake.

The former. I wouldn't listen to someone who posts meme anime.
Call me a Nintendocuck or shill or etc. but I really liked the game. I'm playing through a second time after buying it, having pirated and played through it first.
There are plenty of flaws, some on a base level, like the model shading being weirdly soft. A general lack of polish too, but with how long the goddamn thing was in development, I'm just happy it's real.
With indie devs you can never trust a damn thing they say about release dates, but I hope the free DLC comes in at least Q3

What's the point, it's just gonna pull them down past her thighs before you ever unzip them!

it's not relevant if you're not justifying it, the relevancy of unethical consumption rises with how much the consumer wants to be morally or ethically correct while consuming, e.g. vegans

I could write paragraphs but I'm lazy so the tl;dr of the "no ethical consumption" meme is ethical grievance driven consumption such as veganism is nothing but narcissistic altruism

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Too many disgusting pedophiles on this thread, way to ruin the discussion of a kid's platformer you mentally deranged fucks.

Goddamn do i love bkub art.

So this is what autism sounds like

It's not lewd enough.

I am calling the police

That's what they get for going with UE3. Every UE3 has to be individually ported to unsupported platforms these days. And anything newer than the Vita is unsupported.

user the game was in development before unreal 4 was a thing, at least 2 years according to the kikestarter. (AHIT started development at least in 2013, unreal 4 became free for open use 2015)

>Banned for (((Console wars)))
He sure taught you a lesson.

Update's going to have new game + now.

That level was so much better in the Beta. They cut half the level out for release because there were too many retards that didn't know how to solve a simple timing puzzle.

Who the fuck is the other guy supposed to be, because that sure as hell doesn't look even slightly like Jay.

hayyy amyone know how to close the fridge door? you can see directly into and i don't think you should be able to

I mean, these days the media's so far left, and the left as a whole is so deranged about Trump winning the election, you can make your game "right-wing" on accident by just not catering to the soyboys and landwhales of Tumblr.

Unity was a thing~ Nobody said anything about EU4.

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Unity 5 beats the shit out of UE3. Ideally though, I'd rather more devs move to Godot.