Hatate fell off her bike, please help her patch up her wounds !

There I hoped at least one person is somewhat less of a social deviant here.

answer the question

answer the question stephen

he's not very big

Impossible, we post here after all.

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I can appreciate them.

What loco said

cuz i like when bigger men can slap my little cock with theirs

makes me feel so pathetic

There's no hope for any of us.

Okay I am struggling to find an explanation for the image you posted here

The wigglytuff's face gets me every time.

...

I'll do my best s s senpai!

oh man i am so bad at dark souls 2

It's trying to escape the image it's in

S-sorry

I could always cook for you too

QT, what's the soft cap for lightning BNS from faith in DS3?

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Well there might be some hope...

dunno, probably 40

What kinda

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If I want to use a miracle that require 45 would it be better to tank the points into it past 40 or just use the ring?

what's going on

and i said heyyeyaaeyaaaeyaeyaa

I wouldn't say no

dunno, do you need that ring slot?

The chosen one

...

I'm sure I can work around it.
I usually just use RoF, Steel, and Clorathy anyhow.

puu.sh/s01ZU/7c15552042.webm

I actually really love cooking so just buy me the ingredients and I can make basically anything you want

the sting of rejection obviously

ill just play alien isolation in commemoration of the holiday

I mean I wasn't rejecting anything

lets see your erection then

...

No.

Anyway I'll be back in like, 3 hours or whatever.

you FUKC

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you.... you want to go shopping together like some sort of couple? weeeeew

I would never say no to someone buying me things :3

fair point too

Me?

Yeah so buy me things you FUCK

If I scatch my neck in a certain way my arm gets tingly.

Mmn, nobody knows yet.

no u r fuk

I actually don't need you to buy me anything but fuk is fine

I'm certainly in the dark about this news.

I was thinking the same!

You should still buy me ingredients to cook though because it's fun and you'd like it

Going for the more hardcore gay action of cooking before the coitus I see.

well yuh that was the plan bae

Woah woah woah who said anything about coitus?

Well good then

What kind of food do you like?

Shower
sleep

"Eating in bed" means something else to Spoil, you know.

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...

most really but I am sorta boring in the way that I most like the more simpler of things done well

night ems

DISINFO

What, it was a secret?

false you jerk

No me entiendo

YES, this I can work with

I like taking simple stuff and adding twists to it

Doubt.

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AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

this would be very good!

I'll doubt you in the bedroom

Are you okay with me adding cinnamon to everything? I love cinnamon and try to add it to a ton of stuff with varied results

OH NOOOOOO

I don't bring crackers into the bedroom.

I am, can't go too wrong with cinnamon unless trying to swallow a spoon full

wew lad, just into black guys huh?

It's just so hilarious

I think he was drunk when he uploaded this video, he does that a lot

Yeah, that's not a good idea... But I'm glad I can cook for you and try some interesting things :3

this is why you have subfolders for your porn

I mean, he wasn't exactly careless. He made a 10 hour video which he sped through, these people needed to slow the video down by like 10 times and watch the whole thing to find that clip

Still, nigga dun goofed

they made me watch a horror movie
about ghosts..

WHY'D HAVE TO BE GHOSTS

Now that I think about it, all of my exgirlfriends were either chinese, latin, or indian. Feather kind, not dot kind. I'm a disgrace to my pure mostly white genes.

paranormal activity was spooky

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it wasn't that
it was something with a board game and a mom and i hate is wholly

yes interesting things! yeeeeees that

would you rather something spookier?

the sjws would say you are violating their races and are a horrible woman hating racist scum thing, I'd say great choices at least

reimu's armpits are a miracle of the universe

NO

that's where desu gets his sick and twisted 2hu memes from.

/jp/.

watch the conjuring
actually good and spooky also

Like hell I'd poison my cock by putting it anywhere near a niggerbitch. They were alright, just had to move quite a bit whilst growing up/getting jobs.

So I can just lie in bed all day and have you go out and get me interesting ingredients to cook? YES

NO
I HATE HORROR
THE ONLY ONES I WATCH ARE SCIFI
CAUSE THEY'RE NOT SCARY

thriller and scifi my favorite

was it ouija

oh was it good to see lots of places at least?

yes that's what was meant

Yeah, it's a pretty horrible place.

I guess.

This is honestly my dream life tbh

I just like fantasy and stuff.

sounds like it

...

...

well then there's that

lol quite the dream there

it's okay tokes, you're safe here from the spoops

aliens are more scarier than ghosts

I just like to make people happy jeez

Mhm.

im gonna just not sleep so I won't have a nightmare

NOT THEY'RE NOT
ALIENS AREN'T REAL

Tokai you're a pussy

I need to show you the joy of horror movies

Ghosts aren't real either.

THERE'S NO JOY

YEAH THANKS MISTER I KNOW EVERYTHING

Then by all means, link irrefutable evidence ghosts exist.

but aliens are real

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...

This just reminds me of some shows skit of them holding thermal cameras and using each other's farts as fake proof there's ghosts.
I think it was either Robot Chicken or South Park.

...

that's alright I think

so how's your night?

poor tokes, you'll be okay

Drunk, currently.

I think that was South Park, but it's really stupid anyhow.

i thought it was about building custom skateboards but i guess it's a show about building decking

it never matters with you

hmm

no

There's already a channel in Youtube where they make custom skateboards & sometimes get them from sponsors to test them out.
youtube.com/watch?v=48AoEwKPSbk
Somewhat amusing stuff.

It was really stupid.
But it's about the same as any "evidence" of bigfoot, aliens, ghosts or the NWO.

I'm asking for evidence of ghosts, Tokes.
It's not that hard.

youtube.com/watch?v=OC2GcnoPxiY

Superstitious fools will always exist for some odd reason.

youtube.com/watch?v=HJL61cUIDI4

You don't like to be happy?

...

Well, the image in the video is accurate.

...

...

...

straight 🔥🔥🔥

It was in a similar vein as this but played 100% serious by the crew and the person who farted who kept making excuses against the obvious.
Kind of bugging me what show it was now.

I've also seen that movie on SyFy, I think.

[beating a dead horse with a joke about religion to seem edgy here]

oh shit you're alive

...

science won't see into the spiritual world because they're incompatible.

Yeh, decided to pop in and see how everyone was doing.

...

Or the obvious reason of they don't exist.

I think someone got fired from McDonalds for handing out his mixtapes with the meals.

Canada???

Ha, didn't think about it like that.

drunk every night?

then we are all fucked, you've doomed us all

no I enjoy it just things, nothing really

Dude, I just saw that, I'm so confused.

gotta love the ebonic culture

we're doing well

ebaumsworld.com/videos/snl-most-haunted-infrared-fart/83695609/

Only thing I can find firsthand. Ebaumsbullshit too.

I wish.

Only on days I don't work.

That's pretty weird stuff.

I bet the mixtape was fire doe.

That's good.

Well... I guess I always wanted to be Canadian..

according to the arrogance of pop neuro science

ugh

Send me some of that maple syrup from your backyard maple tree then.

Uh..No can do, exporting is illegal!

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Seemed obvious.

Yeah, that's the skit I'm thinking of.
Hugh Laurie is what made me even remember it.

Well there you go.

Or just literally every physical science there is.

RIP dreams and hopes.

I guess.

...

those two are vastly different

Bruh
They're out there

Feels horrible, my kokoro's all broken now because of that.

Hmm?

...

How will I go on anymore?

...

...

soundcloud.com/mpheeniks/pokemon-cypher-bellsprout-tower

Doraemon?

wow

...

...

Damn this is better than the runescape ones

how are you cucks doing tonight

I remember being 8 and trying to figure out how the fuck that tower worked and why.

5/10

nicovideo.jp/watch/sm27400771

there is something hypnotizing about her voice

It was in a video I like

It is really well done tbh

Cucktastic

IT'S A FANTASY WORLD STOP TRYING TO INJECT LOGIC

why's that?

what did you do today, cutie

Body hurts.

They're real things, the shaking center pillar thing for earthquakes.
I forget what they're called.

in what way, specifically?

Jūkōzō?

Sore.

so cute

That's the moonspeak for them.
There's a name in the west for that type of earthquake prevention or it's a name for construction tying everything into a singular, flexible support column so it doesn't snap. I forget which. Modern structures in the US use similar practices (that are in no way related) but just massive amounts of steel.

Nothing! :D

Still stop it

Good morning.

Ah.

I got a pizza with pork, beef, sausage and jalapenos

Holy shit it is so good

Morning Giggles.

Sharing is caring.

Fatty.

...

At least I'm not Australian

How are you SD? Also your folder is rad.

You would have brought the obesity numbers up, anyway.

aww :x

long day at work?

just like you~

b-baka

A friend kissed my mum,
he is now in my house.

He now has to deal with me,

Stupid cunt,

Pretty good currently, oddly not all that tired.
It's pretty random in my own sense since the quality changes a lot between images.
How are you today?

clockwork and ian? my two best friends? fighting?

:(

I am not overweight by any metric.

For the last 2 days I've understood how it must feel to be fat

I'm disgusted with myself but it was worth it

I'm not cute!!!

What happened?

How was the party Scan-chan?

How comes?

More or less.

Night.

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I forgot.
It was good though,
All I want is to burn everything to the ground,

Sleep well Tracer.

I've participated in a lan party.

Neat, drank much though?
How comes?

That's not bad, unless you ate pizza all the time and drank energy drinks 24/7

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Not yet, Ian.

I am not sure.. I feel like I woke up on the wrong side of the bed.. it feels like it?

I DON'T EVEN DRINK ENERGY DRINKS WHAT THE FUCK

things and things, can't explain, maybe i should sleep

I'm not even close tho.

You had gay internet sex?

:3

-hugs the cutie-

Goodnight, old man.

Have you ever considered that you were here by mere chance? I mean, your very birth.

Your mum and dad was horny and did some nasty,

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It's not a Ian party, it's a LAN party, Colbs.

How comes?
Everything going horribly wrong?

Perhaps that's for the best, and if so, sleep well Scan-chan.

That was pretty much the diet, hence the 'Now I understand' post

We had a few bottles of water too, I felt the diabeetus creep up on me after a few energy drinks. Thank god I don't drink that regulaly
LAN party, silly

It felt a bit gay at times. A good handful of weebs and memesters there.

If I don't reply, is because, as usual; I passedd out.

Well yeah I wish I wasn't here

OOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

SD already told me, LAN parties aren't really a thing here lol

ice cream and pizza

I feel 8 again

Did it last for days, or?
I mean if it was only a day, then that doesn't count.

That sounds awful.

One day you will be rejected by your only waifu and then you will eat out of depression into sweatpants.

Nothing has gone wrong yet.. It's just a feeling like things are shit in the world.

afternoon kids

Hey fatty

Afternoon Oobles.

Yeah, that would be really something to have an Ian party though.

Never had that combo, is it somewhat customary?

Maybe you should do something fun to get over that feeling?
That being said I played WoT after a long break.

Hi fucknugget

What would that even entail?

:3

What's going on qt?

Hugs are acceptable

Tadaima

A whole lot of yous, wouldn't that be a bit creepy?

I'd take it tbh

Not much, got back from a family party where my Mema was talking about Trump and "The gays". I'm not even American. Terrible. Yourself?

Hi subtle-kun!

I've been at a few, it's a lot of fun but only if you go with someone you know and play some classics like Warcraft3 and such

Friday till tomorrow, however we went home a little early today.

You sound awful!

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I LOVE THE GAYS AND THE BLACKS

- Trump

I'm just hanging out at home as usual lol. I'm american and I'm not voting because fuck everything

I like playing shooters with friends because I'm god awful lol

How comes?
I'd personally be a bit terrified if there were more of me.

Sounds good, I've just been to LAN parties where everyone has stayed over and usually just pulled all-nighters.

henlo lizer

nope
just a child's dream

very delicious though

I don't look into your personal life. You might have some waifus or husbandos.

I figured some more war thunder racing would lighten the mood.

Running the morning routine.

I didn't think this far ahead

That extra hour though
I need to make the most of it

I'm pretty non-invasive, you wouldn't even notice me

fucknugget sounds like a super endearing term

I'm Canadian and voted in Trudeau to get away from Harper and regret everything.

guten tag

Oh boy, lots of fun!

well shit :(

You can be my fucknugget.

Sassiness is our trademark

You're not wrong.

I guess that's true.
How about the gym deal?

Well, as long as you don't play the ground vehicles racing thing which made you feel bad.

Probably not, but having more of mes would mean that I'd have to eliminate the others.

only if you'll be mine

friggin homos

I mean.. I guess.. I'm trying to tell myself that.

back off grimmu is mine :^)

ha

maybe when I get my shit together

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How come you had a family party? Spontaneous, or some holiday I don't know about?

I am heartily chuckling because you influenced me not to explicitly swear

BLOW IT OUT YOUR ASS

Hah, adorable

You participate in the political process

I'll eliminate them for ya bud

:3c

How did I do this?

It just annoys me when people talk like 11 year olds.

Well, I hope you can get to it sooner or later.

A personal terminator?
I like the sound of that.

you were probably meming about it one day and I found it funny and started doing it without realizing

probably will be forced into it once I move.

We're all awful tho so it's okay

good night

*patches up* ^ ^

Forced?
How comes?

Sleep well Lewds.

I don't friggin act like a child ! !

if I dont stay at the top of my health when I live alone, serious shit can go down

WHAT THE FRICK IS WRONG WITH YOU !?!?!?

YOU FRICKING FRICK

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look it's Ranko!

Oh, I thought someone was forcing you into doing it.

who?
._.

oh, no

if someone legit forced me I'd be in a tiffy

my favorite jap singer :3

she sings 2hu

I'm playing the ground vehicles one >_>

hopefully she's still alive!!

Well then, do you have any friends that live nearby and go to a nearby gym then?

You shouldn't do that to yourself, it's worse than grinding exp alone.

youtube.com/watch?v=_16La9o4ryc

guess who this is irl

why wouldn't she be?

no

what the fuck is that channel
here's superior version

is it a person in threads?

I couldn't imagine who it could be...

im not sure...

i wonder what she sounds like.

I guess I have to.

:( Keep telling yourself that.

You can have curry daddy, I-I guess.

My little cousin's birthday. He turned the big 'ol 18.

I-I know... t-too cute... right?

It was the first thing that came up.

do not want

the first thing that came up for me was the triple q one

youtube algorithms tho

Lol no

Ah well, that's kind of a letdown, otherwise you could have asked one to go with you.

...

probably would be doing it constantly too
all the kids I grew up with in my local neighborhood moved or became fuccbois who smoke hookah and work at local small businesses

it's fucking sad

I've won several times somehow

...

Youtube has always been retarded like that.

Its not wrong.

Have this.

Know that feel with friends moving away, the fuccbois though?
Not so much.

That's good to hear then, did they fix anything for it, or it's still the same?

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

wew

hell yeah

Fate is pretty funny sometimes.

I was born this way.

No problem, thought you would like it.

Grim. I can't get over the pixel webm with the girl on the balcony.

here it is again my boy

send me yukari webbums

I've had it on loop for a bit.

...

makes you feel all warm and comfy inside dont it

I think all the tracks are in reverse now instead of alternating. It's a hit or miss to be in rounds with smart people or idiots. Fortunately I've learned how to keep up my speed around bends while avoiding the pile up zones.

store.steampowered.com/app/331470/

@squash
thats what the visuals are from

It's very calming.
Lunge singers are amazing. I wish I had the pipes to do it.

I thought she didn't have legs at first and then when I noticed she had them I lost all interest.

I don't have any, sorry.

Well, as Dunkey put it, randoms descend from raccoons.
Is it vehicle locked or free pick?

das aiite

I like my future funk

I think raccoons are cute.

Vehicle locked.

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I know you do.
You tend to gravitate towards it.

Man, that's one ornery cat.

If I recall right that's pretty much the Katawa Shoujo of the Russian 2ch.

I'll send you any if I find some ever.

I didn't understand what he meant by it, but it was somewhat funny.
Let me guess, T-50?

not ff but pretty good

ho shit

If you google "Rabies" it brings up a picture of a raccoon.

...

I immediately regret my nap.

The project and crew was similar to it, and pretty much imageboard made game.
Not sure about the story though, but that orange haired girl is 2ch's mascot, kind of like Yotsuba for 4ch.

I think he was going for a nasty scavenging creature.

It's actually advanced version of the Hellcat which goes crazy fast.. like.. legitimately crazy.. small bumps will send you sliding around and flying. RIP american tankers.

The planes had a new russian biplane that could be won if you scored in the top 1000 leaderboards. I don't want to waste my time doing those tacks over and over so I guess I'm out for that one.

Fun fact, some of the first cases of rabies in raccoons started directly in central Florida.
Only one more reason to never want to live there.

how long was it for?

intriguing

I bet you tell people all kinds of "fun facts" in real life too.

;_;

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grab her by the pussy

All kinds.
That's why people don't like me at parties.

Perhaps, I've always just perceived them as thieving furry creatures.
Sounds like the WoT specials and the super-boosted vehicles.
Those specials are always unsettling because you know there's no way you'll make it to the top-whatever list because there are people who play the game 24/7.

It's pretty funny though how a website of the imageboard type can make a game.

GRAB HER BY THE PUSSY

Maybe an hour, but it will have ruined my sleep schedule. I have to be up for a haircut tomorrow morning too.

You remind me of this one guy I work with and he always tells "fun facts" so ever talks bad about him behind his back and hates him.

I'm nice to him because I feel bad for him but the second he leaves the room I light him up.

real fancy

now the real question is
is the fish going glub glub or is the man going glub glub

*grabs you by the pussy*

yay cowboy bebop

Yes.

no

I know a friend of a friend who gets paid mad money by rich people to boost their accounts. So you may be sitting there for hours doing boring things but you're making more than an office worker.

that's very lewd

jeez it was a joke dork

I'm famous, I can do whatever I want

I'll grab you by the pussy and you'll like it

I guess it's a pretty common personality trait among complete failures.
:^)

fuck

you just earned my vote

yay luka

DO IT FORCEFULLY

o-oh, okay

famous for being a degenerate maybe

Yeah its common in people who have aspergers.

cokalododadoo!

The Chinese do that pretty often in MMORPGs too.
Also some people pay for better players to play with them in CSGO, so they can boost their rank.
Already seen one of those cases in competitive matches.

I'll make Holla Forums great again

Still, you can't stop me grabbing you by the pussy and waving you around like an American flag

It's such a hit or miss in something like that.. You have to know you're good to do that and you need to know how to get your name around.

How are you gonna do it?

I'm gonna build a wall

Well, seeing as I'm the autisticest here, I can confirm.

even lewder, you're like kinky as fuck dude

how are you doing oobles?

BUULULLULULUL

that frenulum piercing looks so painful

Pretty much, never know when you're going to get Shanghaid.
Just need to know the groups I assume.
Also some guy just asked me for tips in WoT because he was using xvm and saw my stats in the match.
First time anyone has asked me for tips in 25k matches.

How high?

Have you actually been diagnosed?

You're a senpai now.

As high as it needs to be to keep those damn Mexicans away

I am killing myself.

Yeah, my stylist does good work.
I'm not some poor person who has to bike down to the super cuts and get their shit fucked up.
I drive to my cushy salon, get a nice slow shampoo and condition, then a beautiful haircut.

Its probably better than having an old Jewish guy bite off your foreskin.

damn son

show me those luscious locks

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

I don't know how to feel about that.

stand on egg

with your face

...

...

no seriously though

you wanna do anything tn?

Don't lose your way.

I can because you're not real.

I'm doing good. planning my AN trip!

Local rabbi accused of infecting babies with herpes

Very few people have seen them, I will keep it that way.

Nope, probably don't even have it, but by God will I take this shtick to it's extreme.
As long as I can get some laughs out of it at least.
I don't think very highly of myself, if it wasn't blatantly obvious, there's great comedy to be had there.

I didn't know you were a rabbi nezi :(

I am 100% real, honestly.

What if I already did?

alright man you do you

my fucking engineering prof is a dirty rabbi
I was on the bus with him once and he was nearly knuckle deep into his ear canal

...

Overwatch?

League?

uh... Threads?
uh youtube?
umm Civ V

I would tell you that I know how it feels.

I miss casper

...

that mouse cursor is triggering me

IT SUCKS HE HAS A PHD AND EVERYTHING

goldfish made it?

Well, on the bright side I haven't lost my way all alone then.

I wonder how old he thinks the earth is.

why the (?)

I made another thread :)

I made myself feel bad