ESA Winter

Its fun to laugh at trannies and soyboys and it seems like the speed running community is basically a tranny hive with soyboy orbitters.

So they are going the GDQ way.
Can't wait to see the trannification of the runners.

Though if I'm being honest, I'm curious to see if a bunch of eurocucks will choose to hold a better event than the shitty event the burger trannykin chose to hold. Where do the organizer's priorities fall? Only time will tell, but I'm guessing it's already no fun allowed.

I don't think we are going to hear from Susan Nuggets this year.

Nice, nice, nice.Noice.

Memetic acquisitions.

how many trannies are attending?

Chat? Since when was that worth a damn for any event?

It's more about twitch ToS than ESA to be fair.
I'd rather just shitpost here thank you.

dropped

Not sure, but I noticed there's a pony fan game on the schedule. That's gotta be cancer.

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It's an unremarkable Mega Man clone outside of the horsefuckery.

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ESA is much less known than AGDQ so the international tranny mostly flocks to AGDQ as they can get more attention there.

gay

It'll be the 100% category where the WR is 4h10m43s and that runner is a less-than-stellar 4h43m29s. Also holy shit apparently something just happened to the original ZSR domain.

The cutie who ran DaS III at AGDQ 2018 is running DaS III at ESA Winter this year, too.

She's given herself warning signal hair, though.

What a shame.

I'm pretty sure these are either children or extremely malnourished.

Is that three grills in one screenshot?

This game looks mind-numbingly boring to run

Speedrunners. So… I mean it's not that far a leap to begin with.
It's not complacency that drives them down this path, but pain. They've been indoctrinated into such intense self-loathing that they literally want to cut their own dicks off, failing to realize that doing so won't offer any real relief. Then, suicide.

I'd pity them if they didn't want to murder us.

We could always start posting Female to Male "penises" again.

Our girl probably got corrupted by GDQ.

I'm happy to be included in this screenshot. Very fun times in the AGDQ 2018 thread.

You can hear it in the runner's voice.

She must've had the soy train run on her, tolki style.

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I was trying to figure out why this guy looked like such a wimp. Then I saw his flag.

It wasn't that bad except for her fucking that one trick up repeatedly. She's practicing right now so hopefully she'll do better.

Hover-handing "blindfold" guy got cucked.

I think you are being too hard on the guy. Would you touch any >females at GDQ? I say he was playing it safe. Unless she posts her puss you don't know if hes a tranny or if she is a female.

But it marks the beginning of the end.
Now they will pander to sponsors, meaning turning all the fun shit into family-friendly streams.

You could tell he wanted to fuck her, though. Kept telling her what a good job she was doing, etc.
Transwomen can have vaginas, bigot! With enough dilation, anything is possible!

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For anyone not watching here's a summary of this run

Christ they might as well have an onahole implanted in there. But seriously stop with the trannyposting.

when are the good games lads

(checked)
Just noticed nobody is in the audience anymore, too.

>esamarathon.com/schedule
Next up is a 5 hour long Ocarina of time run

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tyvm

No. At least traps can look girly and faggots can fuck them while pretending to be straight in their minds.
Trannies are absolutely fucking disgusting.

This fucking run, holy shit!

I mean, you're not wrong at all. It's such an autistic fad that I'm surprised it's as popular as it is.
It's quite typical of SJW people and goons to infiltrate small, obscure communities and turn them into hives of tranny shit, it's quite literally how a disease works in the sense that they spread like a cancer, infecting cells gradually. Maybe that's what happened with Speedrunning? Either that or it's just typical lolcow shit

Isn't it more like a virus? Attaching itself to a small community, replicating until the community falls apart then spreading to other ones.

Ever since speedrunning started to compete with e-sports shit for views you started to really see an increase in all the subversion. I'm sure that's just a coincidence though.

This isn't GDQ. Post 2D cutes if you're gonna post anything because we sure don't need to be reminded of what tranny genitals look like.

I just hope he doesn't die late during the run.

That's exactly what happened. Literal goons started policing the chat a couple years in— y'know, after it started getting huge and these shitbirds decided it was worth their attention— and it was downhill from there.

t. Holla Forums
Redbull founder is openly against (((refugees)))

This no energy swede is lulling me to sleep too.

I just wanted to laugh at socially inept autists.

This tranny shit is making me physically ill.

but trannies ARE socially inept autists

The trannyposting will stop once an interesting run begins. Assuming the runner isn't a tranny, and there are no trannies on the couch, or at the announcer table, or in the chairs behind the couch.

So never then?

Now that you mention it, it *is* more like a virus… But I digress.

Thought as much. A shame when you think about it, how far everything has fallen. But sometimes just watching how fucking retarded it all is makes me laugh. And if I've learned anything from here, it's to laugh at everything.

Times have changed, now we laugh at tranny shit.
I know that feel though. Anyone with half a logical brain knows this shit is disgusting and so devoid of any good that it may as well be purged with fire, but we cope by laughing at these clowns. Remember, the internet makes everything look far more over the top than it is. Embrace the chaos

Lewd but not lewd enough to be spoiler is right amount of lewd
Cropped porn is shit tier
My opinions are correct

Cut that out, you're making me paranoid.

20 more minutes of this shit.

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Does asuka have a benis :–DDD?

That but also don't overdo it. ESA thread not lewdpost thread.

Fuck you.

Any god programs to watch old steams not live ones?

What would the tag for that be?

Dammit, that second one looks like they had some sort of kitchen accident.

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Quite possibly.

Don't worry; the transitions at these events are always any%. Easy to spot.

Thanks for using spoilers this time. Jeez.

youtube-dl can handle youtube, as well as twitch archives. It is indeed a god program.

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Oh god not the cock sock please

mpv works for twitch VoD and all other kinds of stuff youtube-dl supports which is basically everything.

The last two handle VoDs, but don't specify anything for "–ytdl-format=" if you're gonna use mpv/ytdl or Twitch VoDs will crash, on the opposite hand YT playlists will have some weird behaviors if you don't specify a format or "–ytdl-format=best"

Either search for rating:questionable stuff or convenient_censoring

Thanks guys, I hardly ever use twitch and the player has never worked for me pretty much since it came out.

Any trannys yet like AGDQ?

Nice, thanks. I think I ran across that tag before now that you mention it.

I think the >girl reading donations is a tranny.

I have mpv-tw aliased to "mpv –ytdl-format=480p" and it works fine. For Youtube I use format=43 unless it doesn't exist.

1girl rating:q -nipples and a few other bits could work fine too.

It better not be protomagicalhurl…

I don't think I have ever heard someone who was more low-energy than that swede.

I'm hoping this is just a slow start like most ESAs are and eventually it will become bants later.

She looks cold, she should put some clothes on. I don't think that coffee is enough to keep her warm.

I haven't heard, but I've just seen someone.

It sure looked boring. LBP doesn't seem like a speedrun game.

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She looks like a slut with those heels.
I'd still fuck her

Her tits are way too small imo.

These guys seem livelier at least. Not like there's been much competition thus far though.

They seem just the right size.

Yea you're right. I'm just memeing you.

There a reason they're playing the game in moon runes?

Saves them some seconds because they need to click through more dialogue windows in the other versions, I guess.

Its just a stupid meme that speedrunners do. Instead of making it enjoyable to watch the run, they decide to use nip runes so everything is unreadable weebshit.

They say its faster, but they also claim that image related is female.

So it's faggotry related. Got it.

I don't understand why they fucking speedrun 3+ hour long JRPGs or turn-based games.

Yes, I get it, every game can be speedrun.
But not every game is fun to watch as an outside spectator.
Pokémon speedruns are fucking boring as shit, and highly dependent on luck as well.

JRPGs are terribly boring to watch speedrun.

It's usually faster by a significant margin because you have to mash through less text. In a run this long, the difference is probably on the order of minutes.

Also, who the fuck is reading the text anyway?

Like I said… unreadable weebshit

Left guy's accent gets so thick at times I think he's shifted into another language.

Some games that are 3 or so hour runs are incredibly fun to watch. One that comes to mind is Kingdom Hearts 1 and 2 if the runner is actually good
But straight up JRPGs are generally not fun to watch at all

Nigga what.

I've actually never played OOT, so yes I would like to read the story. However, speed runners don't take into account that they are literally spoiling the game for their audience. Its only exacerbated when they play the game in moon runes because you don't even get to read the story.

How about you don't watch speed runs for games you want to enjoy the story of and instead play them yourself you daft cunt.

It's probably more nostalgia than anything. None of the shit in a speedrun means anything to people who haven't played, for example, FF7, but millions of people did play FF7, so I guess it works well enough.

What you want is a longplay. The OoT speedrun routes are so inside out and backward that even if you could read the text it wouldn't make any goddamn sense.

It's a fucking Zelda game, you're the chosen hero so you save the world, it isn't exactly Shakespeare.

Every time this picture is posted I still can't fathom how the troon on the right looked more feminine pre-troonery.

Hes younger. Men's faces become more masculine as they age.

Nah, I heard it wasn't even that good anyway. Breath of the Wild is MUCH better.

Could you please stop shitposting?

I'm actually disappointed

I'm a little relieved he's only pretending to be retarded.

It wouldn't be a speedrunning event watch thread without shitposting. Have you ever considered shitposting more?

All in due time. Then again it's a 5 hour Zelda run so i can't blame anyone

Its hilarious how much they start talking, apologizing, and explaining when they fuck up a skip/trick/etc. They act like you just walked in on them with their balls covered in peanut butter and their hands on both sides of their dog's head.

that's pretty specific user

y-you too

No History. Okay that has to be supremely vague as fuck as to what history do these chucklefucks mean?

I seen some weird shit in my lifetime but holyshit!

historically, history has been quite racist.

>hurr durr poor chink children getting to work and later in life buying out canadian or australian real estate.

They mean holocaust and 9/11 facts.

no dedicated restream?

Something about Autists usually being tomboys/tomgirls/androgynous.

Soon they will just di-e

archive.is/HjyJp

wtf can they even get boners with these, what's the point

They both look like girly men to me.

wew

Infinity.moe for those who want to watch this shit with other anons

This. If you don't look like pic related you might as well be a girl.

You know money laundering is about legitimizing cash you have already illegally obtained, right?

OwO

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Traps are cute boys with a tight boy pussy and feminine penis. Trannies are just trannies.

ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!

In weeb terms, a trap is called "otokonoko" while trannies are referred to as "newhalf".

I hope it's as amusing as last time.

Doesn't "otokonoko" just literally mean "boy"?

Otoko means boy. The noko adds to it being a girly boy.

No, it means the boy is a kid.

The "ko" used in this case is 女, not 子

If you want to get technical.

Exactly. It's a play on kanji.

Cool and all but "new" and "half" are english words unlike the rest.

Nips use english sometimes.

I always loved how assmad trannies get when you bring up traps. Probably because traps can do a better job at looking feminine than most trannies ever could.

Traps only exist in 2D. Even 3DPD Japanese traps still come off as men.

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You are just jealous because you don't have one, bone-boy.

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Nice fucking argument, brittle-bones.

How does Japan do it that even when men are pretending to be women it doesn't make me want to fire mortars over their groups?
is it no jews and morality without moralizing like goebbels said?

It's called being a filthy weeaboo.

t. goon

Why are you calling yourself a goon?

I have contamination and mutants, in my brain.

Makes sense why you like fag nips then.

Because the end result is that they're cute. It's not about political grandstanding or trying to make oneself a victim or getting back at your parents for whatever, it's about looking cute. If everyone on this world tried to look cute we'd have a lot less problems on our hands.

Everyone who speeduns is either a literal communist, faggot, jew (so many goddamn jews) or ewhore trying to make money streaming while wishing they picked a different job every other day.

that's a lot of projection.

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You'd kinda have to be at this point. This is what's "normal" in their community now, and if you disagree you're a nazi. lmao

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Bear in mind this is how they look after photoshop.

That is literally the entirety of speedun.com unless you're a fucking retard.

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The first one was cute to be honest

He looks, at best, like a 40 year old woman.

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Ay, you can masturbate to all the dudes you want but you're not going to tell me a fork is a spoon.

A fork is a spoon
What now faggot

Because the last time I watched this the focus was still on the speedruns. Now history is repeating and we are already seeing sponsors and muh starving children charity. This is the first thing that came up digging:
It's probably the last time fun will potentially happen and I'm monitoring the thread for any autistic meltdown webms if they pop up. I just tuned off because Fuzzyness is a mediocre OoT runner that's only famous from mario party DSP-like "speed"runs, and OoT's been done to death on top of that.

IS THIS A FUCKING JOKE

Just to make sure you know trannies and jews representing speedrunning is only an American thing. This is Europe.

It's weird how few japs pass for decent traps, would have thought they'd have a near monopoly on it but I rarely see one that's fooling anybody.

So, the runners are raped constantly by sandniggers. Gotcha.

So why are there so many trannies in the speedrunning scene?

something something any%.

If you're taking internet dares, pic related.

Speedrunning attracts neurotics generally. So you get a bunch of neets together on the internet doing a thing, and trannies see it as a scene with a low enough barrier to entry that they can be accepted. Which they are, because it's a bunch of horrendous dorks to begin with, and a man pretending to be a woman is the closest thing they'll ever have to female contact.

I know right, It's pretty weird.
I guess the Jap phenotype isn't fit for trap aesthetics.
Some of them do ok though.

wrong pic
This is what I wanted to post.

Austism is just a made up pathology to attack men. All this shit is due to how poorly society is treating men. Modern men are habituated to being effeminate. Tranny's are just men who have developed body dysmorphic disorder due to being mentally abused. Its just a severe perverted brand of depression.

Legal shitposting for the whole week.

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Oh shit nigger what are you doing?!

And so it was proven that men too can be attention whores. If only all the enablers would die

I'm already having a great time. Maybe the marathon will become interesting at some point, too?

It might become interesting after the Final Fantasy (3:30 hours) speedrun

Anybody got a fitting Mark I can shop on the yeti? Wanted to do it since AGDQ

I hope to god that faggot of a runner isn't in this event.

THREAD REMINDER
Speed running is fucking retarded and TAS reigns supreme. Get fucked you subhuman shits.

Also I'd like to point out the game after Final Fantasy is being ran by the one singular person who actually runs that game.
speedrun.com/shinrei_jusatsushi_taromaru#Enkai

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I doubt he gets enough cuckbux to travel to Europe.

Where's the lie?

I recognize the name of the runner, but I don't remember anything about him. Is he in there because he's an eceleb or something?

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That's because the average asian man has the body type of a tennage white girl

That's amazing.

I honestly thought that third one was Hitomi Tanaka, at first, until I noticed the lack of tits.

That's a dude behind the runner isn't it

Nope, just a special snowflake girl.

I think it's something off about the eyes and that's a boxer's jaw right here. I figured for how soy-based they are it'd go better.

The degeneracy impresses me, but that does not mean I like it.
I'd call it a fascination, like watching a broken animal try to live and do normal things it should be able to.

This is so chill, I totally forgot how low key this event is. I wish more non faggots runners would come to ESA. Does NASA still happen?

I know, I'm just razzing you.

Last one was in december. It's on their webpage.

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bitch why you even there if all you do is text

For the prestige of being in event of course.

lol, she's probably trying to arrange a hookup with whoever's the most "famous" there.

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I am upset

The fuck is all that garbage covering his forearm?

Who's ready for over 3 hour of Final Fucking Fantasy

ITS THE FUCKING GAME BOY ADVANCE VERSION FUCK OFF

I told them to do it as a joke and they fell for it. What a bunch of morons.

Where's the moe stream, faggots?

ESA isnt sponsored by kikes, mark and his faggots wont give it an attention.

Why is it always some sickly desaturated color too? It's like they homemade their dye. It always looks dirty too, and not the exciting naughty kind of dirty.

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Are you sure that isn't already Mark?

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These euro kids just do not give a fuck, I love it.

(heil'd)

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I am not even going to be online for Chakan, I am fucking pissed.

Pretty sure this is the one that's going to make me pass out.

This isn't FF he's implementing autism sort

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Fucking hell. I don't care about three-hour speedruns, but seeing the old sprites and such would have been nice.

Him too

A much more humane alternative to the atrocious sorting chips made back in nazi germany, where they put squeezed the brains of one of the six gorillion into a microchip and had it sort integers by telling it they were stacks of shekels. My poor grandfather was turned into one of those when he was a mere 7 years old!

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No nuggets yet. I am dissapoint.

Do we have an official Holla Forums chat channel? I fucking hate twitch.

>seeing how where doing this for…"saving the children in need"
They're not buying the bullshit themselves, do they?

infinity.moe

after what happened last year he will never show p to another ESa again. GDQ only since it's a bigger safe space.

Is he doing anything for this event?

This thread. Chats are cancerous, especially infurrity.moe

Don't see him on the schedule unless Susan changed her name again.

This means feeding some random ghetto niglets.

Did any of these lovely ladies sign up for speedruns?

Haven't seen any thus far.

No, this one is in europe the trannies stayed in america.

Why do speedrunning marathons keep doing this shit

Is that Mark in the back?

Yes

Boy, I sure love my speedrunning.

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Good run

fuck this shit I'm out
peace brothers

This isn't true autism.

This run is amazing and this man has drank all the redbull in the building.

Hahaha, is that fucking naegleria? He's a… whatever that thing is now? Holy shit. I'm almost embarrassed to like F-Zero now.

I almost fell asleep and nearly blew up my shit up in a MMO i was grinding while trying to watch this FF run to stay fresh.

Rating: Not fresh out of 5.

This guy is a breathing advertisement

That's not Naegleria. Here's a very recent video featuring Naegleria.

Oh, he's just gotten a lot fatter. I don't know whether to be disappointed or not, it would have been a fitting image to go with someone who's politically gone off the deep end.
F-Zero GX is still one of the best racing games of all time either way.

How can it be the best racer ever when it's not even the best F-Zero game?

As wonderful as X is (and despite its better soundtrack), I just can't agree. Hell, I personally LIKE the Initial D games even more, but I still bow to the king.

It's like Larry Flynt.
He looked like a girl, then he became a lumberjack and called himself a girl.

hnnnnnnnnnnng.

he's from canada / north california and that doesn't just come off with soap

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i love that all the retards keep falling for this meme thinking Naegleria actually trooned out

This game looks fun

Remember: Sega killed the Saturn for the Western Market.

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HEY BOO

After his AGDQ 2018 run, there was a thread dedicated to praising him on the speedrunning leddit. He only responded to the negative comments.
archive.is/vOwfm

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Who cares, sega is shit.

Does anyone have an ID on this abomination? It looks like AIDS Skrillex for fuck sake, does it speedrun?

Vols should put this in the OP since it'll eventually disappear.

I used to attempt to correct that but it's better this way honestly. Never figured out who the dude actually is though.

But it's too fat to have AIDS

I missed her. When did she start playing? I stopped checking the threads maybe halfway through AGDQ because I got sick of the trannies and other "people" with their warning hair. any other good screenshots?

you wont miss her this time, she's playing dark souls 3 on Wednesday

Now I just wanna play Bully again

Every time I watch a twitch stream the video comes to me at a slightly slower speed than it plays so it stutters for a fraction of a second every second.
I don't use that cancerous shit and nothing of value would be lost, but I'd like to watch ESA and AGDQ for once.
I do have the bandwidth, my conneciton is a 20Mb/s VDSL connection.

Does ESA have trannies like AGDQ or are they actually sane?

ESA is generally just comfy fun.

As with most speedmeme events were hosting it on infinity.moe/ if you want to shitpost with other shitlords.

See towards the start of the thread for how to watch it. Doing it in the standard browser is asking for a bad experience.

Look forward to murder colours!

That's some grade A burning even if I want him to lighten the fuck up.. Speedrun events are supposed to be light-hearted and fun.

I do it through mpv already.

How bad is your toaster?

Entire thing might just be renamed to trannyrunning

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Does it specifically apply to Twitch or all videos? See if it's a bad video output type for your setup. If it's just Twitch try using the –ytdl-format option to set a lower quality stream. Try 720p or even 480p.

speendrun.com wont accept your times unless you show proof you're transitioning.

Here's a clip from AGDQ I forgot to post.

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I'll take that as a no,i'll tune in then

a sad day indeed

What was the run?

Bully,he went 5 minutes over,was a good run though.

They did have the fire alarm which was a minute or so, then the crash and fuckawful RNG. So he didn't do too bad considering his shit luck

Behold,banana man

Not as horrible as I expected

I miss the days when people still ran Build Engine titles, or at least a proper FPS.

CubefaceODed on moonshine and Draqu is too busy stroking his cock to nuWolf and nuDoom.

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I caught this near the beginning
where are all the trans
@Kabron3 they're all hiding in the gdq safe space

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is there literally no good looking male streamer? I'd ask for good looking streamers in general but last agdq there was that grill running DS and she was quite qt

You get good lucks, or you autistically play the same game over and over and over again. Not both.

I've been told I'm good looking, very twink like. However I refuse to post my stream outside of my streaming social media accounts because I hate shilling and I refuse to become what I hate.
I've also not speedrun anything lately because I've been trying to 100% Bayonetta.

Donation wars were a mistake

shit sorry, meant "speedrunner" not "streamer" in general

Depends if your definition of "good looking" is realistic, or some autistic /asmr/ impossible standard.

Is this a joke? Even I did better against this boss ten years ago.

is this a speedrun or a let's play?

I'm not even watching right now, but someone said earlier:

i can't watch this guy anymore, i'm better at sub space intense difficulty than this faggot.

What does that even mean? Does he blame everything on the game, or are there specific rules to experience a game like DSP?

Maybe it means he films himself jerking off.

good, that saves me a click from hiding cancer

MAKE IT STOP

This guy stinks at smash.

Has he speedran this game before? It doesn't like he's played it more than a few times. He doesn't even have a time on the leaderboards.

Holy shit, that guy is so bad, it's not even funny.

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It feels like an incentive. Make someone speedrun a game they haven't practiced.
Was ESA desperate for runs?

HOW CAN YOU "SPEEDRUN" THIS GAME AND NOT KNOW THAT METAL ENEMIES REFLECT PROTECTILES HOLY SHIT AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Est: 4 hours
WR: 3:38:36
He has no runs on record for this game.
I think this guy should have bumped his est. up to 6 hours.

Why are these people allowed at a gaming event.

is it not pronounced Seh-fee-roth?

Yeah, everyone knows it's "Sefirosu" in the original Japanese.

t. burger lardo

This doesn't even sound funny-dud, like there have been hilarious technical problems or outright ridiculous surprises in past events.

It's European which encompasses a whole lot of countries that don't speak English as a first language.

The pronunciation is in that ridiculous song.

It's pronounced like סְפִירוֹת goy

gta 4 of all things

That's what, his fifth game over by now?
I think it's time to keep track and go for some shots.

I'm europoor and pretty sure /fit/ would call me a skeleton

She almost pronounced it as three separate words, with the phi sounding more like pie with a hint of an h in there. And she said it with a questioning inflection, because she seemingly doesn't know who it is. I haven't even played FF7 because I don't like RPGs and even I know who it is.

And 6 hours of GTA SA tomorrow.

Sixth now. How often is he going to die to Duon? Taking bets, I'll say twice.

Seven

This is the worst four hour+ run at ESA and it's not as if there aren't several other contenders for the title

See >>14376324 >>14376288 Its golden

What was the event with the purple haired tranny?

GDQ. ESA is tranny free.

Last AGDQ was the one where they kept putting ProtoMagicalFag in the spotlight all the time, that's probably what you're thinking of.

GDQ, along with all the other men in dresses colonizing womens bathrooms in hotels

What the fuck does any of that have to do with AGDQ?

Do the new 3D pokemon look as good or have attack effects as cool as Colosseum or XD?

You'd know if you were in the thread where we made the image during last AGDQ. Although I will admit that the second and third panel have little to nothing to do with GDQ beyond their original versions.

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Of course not. Even Pokemon Stadium ran a higher native resolution than anything on the 3DS. There's a reason it runs N64 remakes, and in some ways they look worse than the originals.

i love these girls

Nah,it's useful for when somebody gets timed out for something or mods are in the chat and people are afraid of saying something that will offend them

Oh Christ!

Zelda CDI games….

Buckle up anons.

It's really amazing that these games came to release at all,if only nintendo hadn't of fucked up their partnership with sony.

You'd think they'd be a bit more cautious. One streamer already has smallpox, and this guy's still there in a blanket.

Cdi lewds when

nice game nintendorks

well that was nice and awful

They weren't joking about the singing. It's also awful.

Is this torture for the modern age?

At least for now it's self-inflicted.

CONDOMS
DILDOS
CRACK
YOU WANT IT? SELL OR BUY IT, BITCH

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I wish to die

I'll wait till this run is over

This is autism

This game looks kind of fun.

Oh, that's where summah ESA is going to be. I'm barely awake and thought that was some weird FMV game.

I wonder if a HoMM speedrun can actually be any interesting.

Estimate is 2 hours, so doubtful. Might be some hot tips though.

Bathroom%

ezmode guy is streaming again. all the chairs are empty lel

Fresh oc.

dammit

Shit story but it adds up

This guy sucks. Any Russian kid would kick his ass.

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Is he even close to being done?

That part was a joke in case you didn't notice.
FINALLY OVER

SHIT, DON'T ALLOW MARK NEAR THE AIRPORT

What did they mean by this?

Looks like a huge chunk of raw meat.

WHERE'S THE CHOCOLATE

it's gay friendly

too late
he's a big guy so he won't be stopped

AHAHA

Real professionals at work :^)

He was trying to buy them time, I'm sorry I doubted you, runner.

This Josh guy has better hair and acts more effeminate than GDQ's actual trannies.

I enjoy swedes of wage runner

Is that supposed to be a compliment

Not really, just an observation.

top kek

Good lord he's gotten a lot fatter. He used to be a skelington.

Is Finland white?

Yeah, they're Mongol

yes

It goes like this. Firstly there's actual whites, then slavs are mostly white, and are only niggers in terms of culture, then there are fins, which are sort of white, and lastly jews, which are not white.

fug

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oof current stream is full of 6/10 cuties.

Finnish guy has the thickest Russian accent ever.

Benis :DDD

What? Do you even into Suomi? It's your pretty typical Finnish rally english.

he rolls his words so often it tickles

You shouldn't conflate Russians and Fins.
Winter War, never forget

Oh man, that sounds like fun

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Truly based

Finnish casualties : 16 000
Russian casulaties : 160 000

oof get owned

@WannaBeMusical

current streamer is pretty funny

SHOUTOUTS TO THE TECH TEAM
But at least the acapella voiceover is amusing

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Damn

The estrogen is eating away his skeleton with fat.

How has this guy been playing this fucking game for four god damn hours with a perpetual shit-eating smirk on his face?

KROTCHY COMMENTARY CONFIRMED

THE REFRIGERATOR IS REAL I FUCKING KNEW IT

Dev commentary unconfirmed?

Dev commentary reconfirmed I guess. Fuck that Dutch guy.

Wow they removed the leading rival name from from the Pokemon Crystal run. Someone from AGDQ must have gotten assmad since it was leading by so much.

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No the name was ADGQ

Imagine getting so assblasted by someone having fun.

Base-
Fuck this pleb

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Hi Acid

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Shit taste

Fuck Asuka

At least it's short

INTO THE TRASH IT GOES

I wasnt ready for this, but ok

I wonder if he knows this site

HUIZETTE

UNDER ESTIMATE

is the twitch tranny there again like last year?

The runner was kind of an aspie, but it was a comfy run overall. So far the Pokemon runs have been pretty good.

basiglee

You're thinking of another event, this one has girls with double X chromosomes

Seeing how this guy beat it in 15 minutes with just spinslash, probably not but who knows.

That describes the average Pokémon runner. But if they're doing decent commentary they tend to be relaxing to watch. The shorter ones that demo how to break the game are nifty too.

We can't all have patrician taste I guess.

Don't give people ideas.

Which british accent is it that sounds like he's constantly drinking his own cum & snot?

cockney

How?

/TG/ SPEEDMEMES

yikes

What the fuck are you doing?

Most of them have no idea what they are doing and the other are foreign. This makes good entertainment. Has already so just roll with it.

At least the DM doesn't use English often, blue shirt has no idea what he's doing, and white shirt wants to be literally anywhere else.

Yea its great. They obviously dont give a shit and just having fun with it. Games done bad would of tried to play this legitly.

the host looks like a real life easter island head

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I never knew people were so anal about their tabletop

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His eyes are so beautiful, too. What a shame. I wonder if he has Cherubism of some kind? Or if he'd be better without the beard. I kinda want to shop a normal chin on him and see if he's handsome.

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Don't forget the child wanting "raw flesh".

You can only cast light on an object though

Doesn't matter, the DM doesn't even run D&D.

Holy shit this is hilarious

It depends a lot on the group. I once had a game start with someone pissing their pants because they didn't feel like rolling to piss on the vault door even though it didn't need a roll. By the end of the second session we started a race war by arming an amazonian tribe because a party member bumped into a random person and we murdered/crucified them for being a dick about it. It didn't last long after that though because 1 of the 3 dropped and the DM didn't want to continue with two people.

So there's going to be another D&D game?

"Wolves hunt in packs Arisen!"

Hell, even a single person can make or break how fun a tabletop group is, my current dwarven fighter is singlehandedly the cause for most of the fun the party has because he's a schizophrenic tard and became terrorists with the barbarian and generally causes mayhem. But a "That Guy" can ruin everyone's fun easily as well.

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THE MADMAN DID IT

This game is very cute.

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Cutest elephant. The dev said at the start that he was trying to create that GBA adventure game type of aesthetic and feel, and honestly this game is truly the embodiment of a modernized GBA game. It's making me incredibly nostalgic.

Despite just being some random D&D, those poor guys rolled so many fucking 1's that a 20 seems unnatural and cheated.

Jesus Christ are they gonna fix the stream sometime? I would really want to watch the game

Holy shit.

Another overe stimate run huh

I must have missed all the fun runs because this event has been a snorefest every time I pop in.

Context, what did he win?

The context is given right there in the webm, you tard

Sorry I cannot understand his broken English.

He was a gnome in a room of humans and the only chance of him transforming into what I assume is a human was him rolling a nat20 and he did.

the best part about this event were those "my wife's" donations during fuzzy's casual let's play of kirby
some dial8s also passed unlike gdq where it's heavily filtered

Also just to clarify, they had rolled so many 1's that anything above a 10 might as well have been fucking cheating at their odds. It was a circumstantial game changing 20 that was exciting.

Oh, I was confused since they said 'give'.
A shame I missed this segment.

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General question :

why are AGDQ and such events never playing anything outside of meme electronic music?

In order to play other kinds of music they generally have to license it or use stock public domain music which sounds absolutely awful. Everyone and their mother makes meme electronic music so it's basically free. Also fits the vibe of only playing NES/SNES games because they lack variety.

Personally I'd vote for low-fo hip hop or some sort of jazz.

In AGDQ's case its specifically music from the soundtracks of the games they are running. I guess they tend to pick the nes/snes ones because it fits the retro game tone they like to go for with these events.

*GDQ just plays music from videogames the entire time, no electronic memesic.

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Blaine?

Ugghh, you don't get to bring BURN HEAL.

This isn't vidya music. They did the same last time as well along with NASA. Granted user mentioned ADGQ which used vidya music.

I only know AGDQ from the drama it ironically never fails to generate every year. Good to know.

meant for

This is my first ESA, I'd been stuck with GDQ until now. So glad I gave it a shot; this is comfy fun.

Hope you all had a good time this week, anons

It'd be comfier if anons posted more, I think. Shame that they don't.

This Odyssey run is fantastic so far. There's a few imperfections but it really makes me appreciate just how much you can do in this game. Takes me back to Mario 64.

You're right, and I didn't, partly because I didn't see the thread until today and because I was at work for most of it
glad I got the job, it turned my life round. Thanks to everyone on this board for always being there

Shitscord is now used for just about any community chat, can't really blame the guy for it. It's pretty much replaced IRC entirely.

I made about 40 posts in this thread, although my ID changed because I moved to another location. If anything the amount of long boring runs is what caused anons to not talk much.

It amazes me how, despite having an organized shilling campaign (how else did they manage to get so popular out of nowhere), they could still paint themselves as this "small" company that cares for the userbase.

Boring runs in AGDQ would usually just result in anons talking about random stuff mostly trannies and neovaginas

At least this thread kept to talking about the games, which I'm glad for

Current stream is very comfy indeed.

It's kind of funny how runners keep blaming 'physics' and RNG when they fail.

Also, I can't tell whether the third person from the left is a girl or a sexually confused teen, but either way. Good stuff this stream.

How can you hate that fight? It wasn't GOAT but it was damn cool

Because there's no trannies and generally nothing else to make fun off or get disgusted at. Plus GDQ is far more popular, but last years ESA was just fucking great. Battletoads being played on watermelons and that SM64 70 star where people they got 70 people to get one star each. pure fun

Shame you weren't here for the last one.

HERE WE GO

This is one of the most fun moments in a game in recent memory. A bit strange that they just put it in the middle of the game, but it was a welcome break, certainly.

I'll be here for summer, I promise you that

Last summers ESA was really damn amazing and comfy.
Hope they manage to keep their charme for as long as possible and don't fuck it up with corporate pc bullshit like TranniesDoneQuick.
First troubling signs already showing, with it no longer being hosted in a sports hall, but in a hotel lobby instead, this summer

Everyone using disagreement would be well advised to read their Terms of Service and Privacy Policy :

"Information we collect may include but not be limited to any messages, images, transient VOIP data (to enable communication delivery only) or other content you send via the chat feature."

Your messages to users are called DM and not PM (private message) because they are NOT private, but simply direct.

There is also a reason why these services emphasize security over privacy ie you do not have any privacy.

I'm not saying they're not a shitty spyware service, but on the other hand who the fuck cares if you're being spied on in a chat about playing Mario really fast. I'm not autistic enough to speedrun myself, but if I did I wouldn't mind joining one of those chats for purely that purpose.

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its fokken ded m8

It could be because it might be too expensive for them, I mean they don't quite pull the numbers like gdq

I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS KEEPS NEVER HAPPENING BEFORE!

This isn't anything new. They once ran the old San Andreas route which was like 8 or so hours I think, but that might've been a night shift run.

There was also this.

Chatroom is like that thanks to Twitch's new community guidelines.

Reminder : ESA Winter 2018 is officially over in 15 minutes (est.), this is last run !

And they could have chosen a streaming medium that doesn't consort with radical extremism, but Mammon wouldn't like that.

I'd shit on this guy if I didn't have such a hard time against this boss too

They'll likely get the bonus run, but I'll stop with Odyssey. It's been fun, guys

Everything dead quiet after serious time, it's like he said nigger or something

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Context : the announcer called a 2370$ donation - actually a 237$ donation …

Got timestamps?

They are small time even for money laundering.

Nah, if that last 2k were money laundering then they wouldn't have had an extra game incentive

those zelda marathons get like 2k viewers but "raise" a million dollars, they need to ask them how its done.

I'm not sure I follow.

So what were your favourite runs from this week? For me I'd pick Gunvolt 2, South Park and Mario Odyssey. I had a right comfy time with those.

If you are going to get a big money laundering donation anyway there's no need to put in the extra effort of playing another game. Incentives are exclusively for when you want the goyim to pay you more.

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I see your point, but if you were going to launder that money anyway you might as well ensure the event is extended to catch some residual schmuck cash.
lmao

There were (((donations))) at trannies fail quick larger than this entire event total.

Seems like partaking in something like this would be pretty comfy. fullchan should organize their own little speedrun stream thing, pick a charity that isn't shit and just have fun

/srg/ managed it a few years back, before the exodus. But also before everything was fucking abysmal.

I smell a cuck.

They ran 4 days and raised 22,245$.

Wtf… I mean, it's nice, but like you said, hell some top meme Twitch streamers get that in a week.

I'd be up for it, although fuck charities. There's not a one I've found that isn't scummy to some degree.

I bet you gave money to infinity next, didn't you?

I suppose it's possible to just skip the whole money aspect and have fun. I wonder if that would get as much attention, though.

No reason to have a charity. Just have a fun marathon.

Anons already discussed Anonymous Games Done Drunk during the last AGDQ. Anons get together, get loaded drunk, and play vidya as fast as drunkenly possible. Proceeds go to more booze and maybe Alcoholics Anonymous.

Doctors Without Borders is the one charity that I think everyone agrees on.

They truly do God's work.

There are others as well.

EFF is the one that we should care the most about. They regularly fight cases in the courts to keep the internet open and from becoming a mega corporations dystopia.

POO POO TETRIS

The indian version?

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wtf why is she still talking

The girls are fucking chatting while the timer is running. Fucking speedrunning

The EFF was arguing in favor of net neutrality you retarded redditor.

read again

Tits were a mistake.

GOOOOOD GOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

'Sorry, I get really toxic when I play video games.'

These girls are fucking awesome.

Best stream so far.

I think now I see why AGDQ is full of trannies.
Anything is better than these four cackling cunts.

I don't give any money to anything digital but I'd like it if our front page didn't have a porn/sex shop banner at the top–not that it matters much since it can be disabled.

"Decline of a hobby" was never as true as it was now.

Oh boy, these girls are reckless.

'You need to put the purple thing in the 'hole'.'
Response 'Yeah, you need experience for that.'

Wtf

Kill me

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maral better start throwing some games or they're not gonna fuck her

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Who #team-maral here?

I keep expecting one of them to just shout
LE CAKE IS LE LIE XD
any fucking second now.

If you had to choose between the two, would you rather have the current situation, or this?

not even their cake betting incentive made sense

None of them even has the mental capactiy to create a chain > 1

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I'd rather take a cheese grater to my head.

Trannies:

Honestly, between these meme-spouting midget Nicki Minaj ratchets…

I'd have to go with picture.

They all need to go home.

I hope this is rhetorical for your sake, user.

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GET THESE BITCHES OUT OF MY VIDEO GAMES

Honestly, this ending is leaving a really sour taste in my mouth.

Now I understand why other user skipped the 'bonus'. Next year, I will do the same so at least I can keep some good memories.

EAT THE CAKE ON CAM

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I'm still not sure why they thought this was a good idea. Honestly, they should probably capitalize on being the anti-AGDQ, where fun is above all else, and they'd probably get quite a few former-AGDQ runners to join, but this seems like they're just being cheap imitators.

Who the fuck even are those bitches?

The only one I recognize is that Maral girl, and the only noteworthy thing she did, was sleep with one of the more known DS runners, before ditching him, after she tailcoated on his fame.

Do they even have some noteworthy speedrunning achievments?

they're all stream whores

If it weren't for streaming-whoring, they would be serving the register at your local Costco / Wawa depending on where you live or enrolled at some second-rate party college and studying gender and lit.

If I hear the word "toxic" one more time, I will fucking snap.

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I assumed they'd stop after the Puyo run, why did you have to inform me it's not over yet?

EAT THE CA-
Shit ending

aannnd it's over.

You're toxic.

Still, I'd never choose trannies over this.

god-fucking-dammit this was fucking horrible
what a way to let it end on a fucking lowlight

Well, this was enjoyable. The ending was shite, but otherwise pretty comfy.
Thanks for being here, faggots. You're okay.

Except for you, Hitler. You're a faggot.

This was a shit followup to the final speech but none of you people had to watch it, it obviously wouldn't have been nearly as good an exit

See you in summer, user

You're alright too. Let's hope this summer is a good one

Were there any actual speedruns at this event? Every time I tuned in it was that one terrible faggot or a longplay.

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What in the fuck are you going on about?

Okay, how much cocaine did you inhale to suddenly start this weird spamming tirade? And you can't use youtube links with time_continue in them, just use youtube.com/watch?v=Hnk4ndyl9eY when embedding.

A consensus setting AI just crashed, pay it no mind.
There was a thread where some poster couldn't answer simple context based questions. It could have been an AI or an ebin trole. The prospect is still fucking terrifying.

Who paid you to spam the thread?

Better yet, why this thread? I'm guessing some fag is testing their bot since it's a cyclical thread.

niggers smell like shit, do you agree mr bot?

removed

Wasn't there an incident about AI posting on Holla Forums like 10 years ago?

got a screencap or archive of that?

So what were the highlights for you anons on this wonderful stream of autistic attention whoring and corporate sponsorship?

Whoops, thought it was on page 6

These are my thoughts :

Overall, the event was nice. Would watch again, but I wouldn't attend unless someone close to me wanted to really go.

Looking at the schedule, what strikes me is the lack of older games (fourth generation consoles or earlier)… I guess it's a matter of preference, and there are good arguments on both sides, but for me anyway speed running and retro gaming kind of go hand in hand. And, by 'retro' I don't mean 'PS2' like millennial …

Also, I associate speedrunning more with consoles than with PC, but that is again just me and down to my own preferences.

An ideal speed-running convention would be mostly older console games with one or two recent games as kind of highlights ; but they should not dominate like in ESA.

That all being said, stand-out moments :

- Cuphead easy run chat reactions
- Firepawlz never-ending grin South Park run, especially the Bootay moment.
- IrregularJinny Super Mario Odyssey closing run. The excuses he constantly made were pretty epic : first it was 'physics', then RNG …

Unfortunately, I missed the first two days and I think I would have enjoyed GreenalinkSDA's runs.

He pretty much single-highhandedly played all the older games :

- Streets of Rage I (Sega Genesis)
- Streets of Rage II (Sega Saturn)

Not sure if anyone caught those, would be nice to hear some thoughts, I see he ran one of those easy.

Would have also liked to see (some of) Joshimuz' run. I'm giving this a good year until he goes full very feminine.

Things I didn't like too much :

- Corporate cuckery taken way too far. Literally the worst : Twitch, Red Bull… Gross. Really makes me want to puke.
- Chat disabled as some points.
- Also, how the fuck to you run for almost a week and raise 20.000 euros only?
- Announcer screwing up majorly with a donation.
- 'Serious time' meme. Wtf is a 'serious time'.
- Closing talk was really cringy with the champagne glasses.

Finally : it doesn't feel like a real speedrunning event unless there's a tranny or two. Sorry, it just doesn't.

Those are my thoughts.

The games he ran were actually good vidya, but you can smell the autism coming off him from a mile off which results in his commentary detracting from the run in a watchability sense.

By not being a money laundering scheme

What really bothers me was how the event felt so "short" because half of the total time was taken up by 3hour+ runs which no-one in his right mind would seriously want to watch.
I still think they just didn't find enough runners and just this oversized crap as fillers.

That's a good point.

I only tuned into ESA every now and then. I couldn't picture watching the thing continuously.

None of the runners were particularly outstanding (in a good or bad way)… No one made me want to follow their whole run based on personality.

According to what I read ESA has only been a stand-alone event for 2 years (previously they were integrated into the wider happenings of Dreamhack), so there's room for improvement I guess.

Are there other big speed run events in Europe? Like what's the NASA of Europe (if ESA is considered the main event like AGDQ)?

Did you miss the South Park run?
ESA is quite literally the NASA of europe, in every sense. There simply is no european *GDQ.

I did, I just didn't care for the game at all. But, yeah he was the only person that - provided he'd picked another game - I could have seen myself watching longer.

Let me rephrase then :

What are other big speedrun events in Europe outside of ESA?

It's when everyone shuts up so the runner can concentrate. I think jewyama coined it in the first year or two of GDQs. It stuck, because sometimes the runner would legitimately have to concentrate, and the couch wasn't a quarter mile away from the audience.

What?
I guess you're one of those people who doesn't like fun, you must've really loved agdq :^)

It will be interesting to see how it gets handled next time, at least. Either a mad scramble for new sponsors, or a noticeably shorter leash is my guess.

drawn pics make gdq look cooler than the bunch of crying trannys they are

Holy fuck that video.

That pretty much sums up my thoughts about Red Bull :

- shit drink
- shit fans
- shit company
- shit 'lifestyle events'

Even people sponsored by Red Bull can't bring themselves to like it. Based Maral.

I miss seeing such honest broadcasting. It honestly makes me more interested in the product and more likely to remember it.

man she a cutie isn't she

I haven't tried one in maybe 10 years or so now but it tasted like a flat grape soda to me. I've never ever seen anyone fanboy for it like Monster or those Starbucks can drinks.

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Maral is qt for sure in terms of personality, but the one on the right. oof, real hottie right there.

Is there an user making a "Must watch" list like with the last GDQ?

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